Theoretical Physics and its Applications to Liberty

Ok, that title has nothing to do with the post.

As has been noted, the Jack Link’s ads seem like they are focused at us, and with just a tad bit of editing we have a trailer for a STEVE SMITH movie.

 

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236 responses to “Theoretical Physics and its Applications to Liberty”

  1. Tres Cool

    Harry & The Hendersons > Jack Links.
    The science is settled.

    1. Chipwooder

      David Suchet’s finest performance

  2. Tres Cool

    Nice job tho.

  3. Hyperion

    Theoretical physics actually does have an application to liberty. If we could build a damn starship and GTFO of here, we could leave the progs to their own desires, which could potentially lead to great liberty and shitlordery in general.

    1. Grumbletarian

      Progs would steal the idea, follow us, and try to enslave us for our own good anyway.

      1. Nephilium

        Nope. Not clicking on Q links in a STEVE SMITH thread.

        1. Tres Cool

          safer than HM links

          1. Nephilium

            The only links more dangerous then HM links are the ones that come from Nigerian Princes, sexy Russian brides, and hot local women in your area.

            (I will be slightly amused if the spam filter catches this post).

          2. Tres Cool

            LiveJasmin has much sadz.

          3. Oh, so you just go ahead and read SugarFree posts, eh?

            *cackles, capers, walks into traffic*

          4. Nephilium

            I went through thirteen years of Catholic school, I had to build strong mental blocks to be able to walk up to the board through high school. They’re still in place.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          You’re missing out. It’s some of his better work.

  4. Pope Jimbo

    Is there such a thing as Minnesoda Man? Maybe there is….

    A man was found dead in a walk-in beer cooler at the Atlanta Braves’ stadium, hours before the Braves were scheduled to host the Cincinnati Reds, police said.

    The body of 48-year-old Todd Keeling, a third-party contractor from Minnesota, was found by another worker at SunTrust Park Tuesday, the Cobb County Police said Wednesday.

    Third party? That means that Keeling must have left the cooler for at least two bathroom breaks before finally succumbing to the cold. Right?

    1. CPRM

      He’s just trying to be like Wisconsin man, but died in the effort.

      1. Hyperion

        The guy was in the beer cooler all night and he managed to drink 4 beers? What a fucking lightweight.

        1. CPRM

          To be fair, if he got locked in the cooler he was probably drunk already and just lookin for a refill.

  5. Hyperion

    Muh SCOTUS!

    Good grief, really? This old guy can’t have a few happy years with his family away from all this constant politics? I swear the left get more disgusting every day. Leave the guy the fuck alone, you sick fucks.

    1. Their tears taste like honey.

      1. Hyperion

        I mean, I understand their anxiety and fear and I of course think that is hilarious. It’s another thing entirely to want to deny this guy a retirement. He’s in his 80s for crikey sake, reminds me of my father, they’re total POS, every one of them.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Our anxiety and fear is premised on their going nuclear with the economy and welfare state. Theirs is premised on no longer being able to punish us.

    2. Tres Cool

      The screeching from them. It warms me.

      No endorsement implied, but I think it was Boortz that years ago said the prog/DNC plan was to stack the SCOTUS with all libs, particularly in respect to 2A. I think he said, “all they need is the right supreme court, and the right argument….”

      1. Hyperion

        Garland was Obama’s hand picked gun control guy. They still are not over that. If Trump gets 2 more picks, the tear barrels will overflow. I’m actually surprised that Kennedy is not getting death threats yet. They probably have Weekend at Bernie’s type plans for the old crow as we speak.

        1. CPRM

          I’m actually surprised that Kennedy is not getting death threats yet.

          Well, I did just see this on the tweeter.

          1. Hyperion

            So, somehow this old man getting shot would be better than him retiring? Either way, Trump gets another pick. The hate knows no bounds.

          2. The Last American Hero

            The point is to send a message to the old crow in case she was getting ideas.

          3. Count Potato

            It would only work if it was a wooden bullet, and didn’t over-penetrate her heart.

      2. Nephilium

        The progs don’t have arguments, they have emotions.

        1. Hyperion

          I know a lot of people don’t like Ben Shapiro, but he pretty much nails in when he describes how to approach any leftist. You start out by knowing that they have a false and undeserved sense of moral superiority. That’s your starting point in knowing your opponent.

          1. Nephilium

            Oh, I’ve known that for a while. I’ve told the story before where an old proggie friend of a friend tried debating politics with me about taxes. At the time, the Fair Tax was in the news. And I was pointing out how it would be better for those who made less money. The response was, “The math seems to work out, but it doesn’t feel right.” Meanwhile, I have Republican friends who will still debate in good faith.

    3. Badolph Hilter

      The explosion of intense yet impotent rage is amazing. Absolutely everything is OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE and THIS IS WAR. The absolute fucking DRAMA of it all is just breathtaking. They really have whipped themselves into complete hysteria.

      PS: Apparently Jill Stein and Susan Sarandon are mostly at fault here.

      1. Hyperion

        Oh, Jill Stein, the unhinged over at DU are beating that dead horse once again today. So, what do they think about how the far left is taking over the dem party? Do they not think the angry far lefties are not going to run 3rd party when the schmoobz/Pelosi wing of the party refuse to kowtow to their new Bernie Bro brand? I love it, the trailers full of beer are still rolling in and the orphans are stacking those tear barrels to the sky.

      2. Contrarian P

        Yes, a war for those who have voluntarily disarmed themselves and who think guns are icky. Seriously, I have yet to see a far leftist who looks like they could take one good punch.

        I really think so much of our political discourse now is from people who think our lives are Star Wars or Harry Potter. They (of course) are on the side of righteousness while those who disagree with them are just evil and horrible forces that must be fought with the power of justice and goodnesstouchyfeelz (and don’t forget the slave child who can pull his broom over with the force because reasons). The right is just as bad about it as the left. And libertarians unfortunately do it too.

        I had a discussion with a friend of mine the other day in which I asserted that if you couldn’t read history, understand why those you think are the villains did what they did, and even comprehend that you yourself might (and likely would) do the exact same thing in their position, you haven’t gotten an education, you just memorized some facts and how to add, then moved on.

        1. Rhywun

          I have yet to see a far leftist who looks like they could take one good punch

          China Mieville says “hi, comrade”.

          1. slumbrew

            Those are vanity muscles – his standup game is suspect, at best, and his ground game is non-existent.

      3. yet life goes on…

  6. Your tweet about Episode 7 of The Hat and the Hair showed up in the latest email Twitter sent me of tweets I might find interesting.

    I wonder what non-Glibs got that tweet suggested to them.

    1. Most of those are based on folks you’re already following I think.

      1. I’m not following anybody.

  7. ruodberht

    Dover paperbacks :feelsgoodman:

    1. SoberPhobic

      If their polling is anything like 2016 it’s just lols

      1. Agreed. I’d like to see the wording of those questions: Do you think a Civil War is possible? is a lot different from Do you predict a Civil War will happen? I do think that violence against Trump supporters is pretty likely in a lot of situations though. One reason among many that I never leave home without a piece.

        1. Nephilium

          Of course it’s possible. I’ve already seen the movies. Although I liked the one with Iron Man and Captain America more then the one with black and white pictures.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Hell, I would have thought the Cultural Revolution and the Khmer Rogue’s Year Zero program were completely unlikely aberrations but it’s happening on college campuses and certain companies. So far they haven’t conducted any actual executions at least.

          2. J. Frank Parnell

            What, no love for sepia-toned still photos + slow zoom & pan + dulcet voiceover?

      2. Hyperion

        It has to be worse. I forget the guy’s name I was watching on Youtube who predicted exactly this. He was talking about how he recently started noticing that if you want to talk about politics, you can immediately tell who the leftists are because they are too eager to talk politics and very aggressive. But you can also tell who might be on the right or a Trump supporter, because they will refuse to talk.

        You think that people who get called for political questions or some one shows at their door, might be hesitant to engage if they are a republican? Gee, I wonder why? People don’t like the idea of mobs showing up outside their home and harassing their family?

        1. Were I on the side asking the questions and yelling at people in MAGA hats I might pause and consider whether I ought to start worrying once the well-armed side of the argument stops talking.

          1. Badolph Hilter

            “Wait, I thought we were going to take away all their guns, did we not do that? Fuck.”

          2. C. Anacreon

            In 2002 we were in a beach town pub district in Spain having some beers with local friends when some seemingly nice Euro fellow found out I was American and started asking me seemingly innocent questions about George Bush. I answered matter-of-factly, but within moments I was surrounded by a hyped-up crowd who wanted to shout at me about how terrible the US was. (This was near Barcelona and actially reminiscent of a scene in the movie named Barcelona). It took me several minutes to talk my way out, I was just here for a nice visit with my friends and not looking for an argument, but when I finally got away my wife was visibly shaken.

            I learned then not to even sound mildly to the right whenever around strangers in Europe, but never thought it would become like that here. And it is now. I keep my yap shut, especially living in the Bay Area.

            Thank goodness we can still come on chat sites. For the time being, anyway.

          3. MikeS

            Jezzus. That is truly terrifying.

          4. CPRM

            Move to the midwest, with your skills and the low cost of living, you’d be kangz n shit. And as long as you hung out in the more rural/smaller town areas around whatever city you moved to you could actually talk right wing politics…now that crazy libertarian shit, that might be a different story, you might be one o them homosectuals or a marjinawana smoker ifin you talk bout that.

          5. MikeS

            +1 God’s Country

    1. Urthona

      Isn’t that where everyone who works for the government lives?

      1. Chipwooder

        Hey!

        *remembers where I work*

        You know what? Never mind.

        1. Spudalicious

          We’re number five, we’re number five!!!

  8. SoberPhobic

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/06/kennedys-retirement-ensures-roe-v-wade-will-be-overturned.html

    Johnjohn Gibson House Dave Lozier Women (and men) who voted for 45 make a good case for forced sterilization/eugenics. Hey, they wanna play Nazi games, then they can suffer them as well. If the modern requirements for “good breeding” ever included an IQ and general reading comprehension/logic test, they’d be first in line for the snip-snip.

    1. ruodberht

      Oh no! The states might get to have different laws regarding abortion, some allowing it on demand and some not quite that much! HORRORS

    2. Badolph Hilter

      It sure is interesting how the progressives are all high-IQ, highly cultured geniuses, and yet they worry so much about their base not being able to scrape up a driver’s license.

      1. SoberPhobic

        I keep trying to tell them it’s just “common sense abortion control” Not a ban at all.
        Then I get called names. sigh

  9. Rhywun

    OT: Just finished the Germany/South Korea match. Unbelievable.

    On to… Switzerland! I can’t remember if there’s anything at stake in this one.

    1. Hyperion

      From what my wife just told me, I guess the chance of Germany and Brazil both being knocked out today, is zero. I really do not understand any of this, I just know that Brazil won today.

      1. Rhywun

        I’m deliberately watching the Swiss over Brazil – I don’t give a shit about them.

        But Germany… my God.

        Cooking dinner pre-Swiss… local news on mute – because it’s unbearable with the sound on – they’re cheering on that Commie who beat the old white guy for a Dem nomination to Congress in NYC… Fuuuuuck meeeeeee….

        1. Hyperion

          Oh yeah, the media are going all googly eyes over the latina commie from NY. Like it really matters. Whoever the dem nominee was is going to win. The good thing to me, is that listening to just a little of the non-sense she spews is just going to add to the dems crazy vibe.

          1. Rhywun

            Anything that gets us to hit rock-bottom faster so we can start over.

          2. Rhywun

            LOL now Cuomo and that Sex and the City commie are going on about her.

            Just turned up the volume and learned that she won with “slightly over 9% voter turnout”. LOL

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Tanner ’18!

        2. Rhywun

          And BTW… if Germany couldn’t have been motivated enough to advance themselves in the tournament, they could have at least done me the favor of knocking fucking Mexico out but NOOOOO.

          1. Hyperion

            I guess Brazil gets their chance next to knock out the Messicans. I’m not overly optimistic.

          2. Rhywun

            It does seem like a lot of powerhouses (including some that didn’t even make it) are playing like shit this go-round.

          3. Florida Man

            I just watched my girls (Go Pride!) get snake bit by Houston. I’m drinking when I get home from work.

    2. C. Anacreon

      I have Swiss, Swedish and British heritage. So all my homies made the round of 16!
      Unfortunately it’s Sweden vs Switzerland in the next round, so tough to pick one. I’ll go with Sweden because of their competition bikini team.

      1. Rhywun

        So… I don’t have my homies Germany to root for. I guess I could root for my other English homies but they still suck even if they don’t suck as hard as the last couple tournaments. It’s so crazy this year it seems like anyone could win. The rule that only South Americans win in Europe and Europeans win in South America would seem to tilt the whole thing to Brazil. 🙁

    3. juris imprudent

      Switzerland will play Sweden in the round of 16.

      There will be no cheering for either team since they are both neutrals.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      I like the “Go fuck yourself Kennedy”, very classy.

      I’d like to see him come out and respond with “I won’t live long enough to wait for you fuckheads to be in power again”.

      1. CPRM

        The picture on that second tweet was focused on his tie. It was a RED tie, that means Kennedy is a Trumpista and would have stayed on the bench until he died if Darth Drumpf hadn’t ordered him to vacate. I bet he even uses the secret nazi ‘ok’ signal.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          I just figured his eyes were so blurred with tears of impotent rage that he couldn’t get the crop right.

  10. Count Potato

    “Anthony Kennedy Just Destroyed His Legacy as a Gay Rights Hero”

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/06/anthony-kennedy-destroyed-his-gay-rights-legacy-by-retiring-under-trump.html

    I didn’t even know he was gay.

    1. Tres Cool

      Dude….aren’t we required by the site to TW anything from Slate?

      1. Nephilium

        That’s why you should read the links, hover over those that are a hrefed, and never click on blind youtube links.

    2. Rhywun

      I have been really busy the last couple weeks traveling and working… I can barely keep up with all the tears. But I’m gathering that it’s especially schadenfreudlich this week.

      1. Nephilium

        Was there another Cleveland trip in there? Hit up any of the other places?

        And it’s really kicked into high gear today, with the Janus decision announcement and Kennedy’s surprise retirement.

        1. Rhywun

          Just the one trip last week. We hit up The Greenhouse Tavern. My boss and I agreed that the chicken wings were the best we have ever had, and the burgers were meh. Lesson learned is take advantage of the per diem and don’t be afraid to splurge on something better than a burger…

          1. Nephilium

            I haven’t had the wings at the Greenhouse, usually I’m just stopping there on St. Patrick’s day, as it’s usually not that crowded (relatively speaking), and grabbing the animal style poutine for several of us. I will say the wings at Fat Head’s and the Brew Kettle (both in the suburbs) are outstanding, and usually scare people who order them without realizing that they’re the full wing. At least Fat Head’s started serving a 3 wing size.

          2. Rhywun

            These weren’t the typical Buffalo-style I’m used to from… well, Buffalo, and various attempts at replicating that nationwide. Instead they were less hot and more vinegary (and still spicy), but most especially they were “fall off the bone”.

            animal style poutine

            Not sure what that is but it sounds delicious. (I know what poutine is.)

          3. Nephilium

            Looks like they got in trouble for the name. Pulling up their menu they’ve now got:

            NO NAME FRITES
            BACON, FRIED EGGS, WHOLE GRAIN MUSTARD, MOZZARELLA CHEESE CURD & BROWN GRAVY
            $10 Half / $18 Full

            Next time I’m there, I may have to try the wings. The big wing day though is the Lakewood wing crawl, about a dozen locations each offering up buffalo and a style of their choice. ~$25 for up to 48 wings (mind you, usually about three places are just terrible).

          4. Rhywun

            Ah shit I remember seeing that on the menu & almost went for it!

            Actually the fries I got with the meh burger were weird af. Like whole garlic cloves and (fir?) twigs. To me it is a cardinal rule to not put something on the plate that is not meant to be eaten.

          5. Gustave Lytton

            I haven’t seen parsley as a garnish for a long time. Used to be a staple of lower end chain restaurants.

          6. CPRM

            I haven’t seen parsley as a garnish for a long time. Used to be a staple of lower end chain restaurants.

            Visits to Perkin’s as a child. Memories.

      2. Aerozppln

        The light Rhywun, if only you could see it.

    3. straffinrun

      “I ain’t got time to die. Or even get old and sick.”

  11. Sean

    Watching Trump’s speech in Fargo,ND…that dude is having fun as president. No doubt about it.

    1. CPRM

      I don’t watch the rallies, there is no usable audio there, I only watch interviews and speeches where I can easily isolate whatever goofy shit he says to use in the cartoon.

      1. Sean

        I get that. I watched a WH clip from earlier today and the audio was cringe worthy. It had bits i could easily see you sampling. His speech tonight…not so much.

        1. straffinrun

          “No, no, no. You’re the elite of the elite.”

          He says shit without sounding like he’s pandering. Amazing.

          1. C. Anacreon

            After he said that CNN went bonkers and had four talking heads decrying that he called his supporters ‘superelites’, which reminded them of the Nazi master race concept (!)

            Hey, only we get to be elites, you always have to be the Nazis, remember?

            (Disclaimer: CNN is always on at my gym. I don’t watch it intentionally, usually just see bits and pieces. But it’s hard to miss their screenshots, which are always some twist on “Outrage over Trump something”)

          2. Count Potato

            Stop working out at the airport?

        2. creech

          Ever notice that Trump sits on a chair like he’s sitting on the toilet? The only place I’ve seen him look comfortable is on a golf course. Of course, the last guy looked like he had a rod up his rectum, even when bowing to Kings and other assorted a…holes.

          1. Chipwooder

            You know, I never did before, but now that you mention it, he absolutely does

          2. CPRM

            I did, go back and watch the cartoons. Or do that anyway, inflate my views.

    2. This Machine

      The rallies are his element, no doubt about it. I dismissed them when he was campaigning on the basis of, “Eh, whatever, the only people who show up are die-hards, anyway. Who’s he trying to convince?”

      I’m not as cynical now. Dude knows how to sell his message, for better or worse.

  12. Hyperion

    As Expected

    I guess I’m not surprised that some on the left actually believe there is a fight here, that they can block this until after November, or that Trump gets impeached. But the reality of it is, there’s nothing they can do. Thanks, Harry Reid, you’re a real gem.

    1. Florida Man

      The traditional 60-vote threshold for high court nominees was abolished last April when Democrats threatened to block Gorsuch’s confirmation, prompting Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell to push through a rules change allowing justices to be confirmed with sim~

      What? I thought Reid nuked the 60 vote rule.

      1. Nephilium

        That was changed when the chocolate ration was increased, don’t you remember?

        1. Florida Man

          Not really, but I do drink a lot of Victory Gin.

      2. CPRM

        From 2013:

        Democrats used a rare parliamentary move to change the rules so that federal judicial nominees and executive-office appointments can advance to confirmation votes by a simple majority of senators, rather than the 60-vote supermajority that has been the standard for nearly four decades….The rule change does not apply to Supreme Court nominations or to legislation.

        The dems didn’t apply it to SCOTUS, but it was only a natural reaction for the reps to push it that far.

        1. Florida Man

          Thanks.

      3. Hyperion

        You thought right. What they ‘meant’ to say, is that McConnell ‘used’ the Reid rule to push Gorsuch through. It’s the exact same thing as ‘Trump’s policy of separating families’ that is actually Clinton’s policy, that Obama enforced for 8 years without anyone losing their shit, but what’s a little lyin among friends?

  13. Hyperion

    This shit is just glorious. From one of today’s Kennedy tweets.

    “we may have just left the point at which we could rely on democratic norms to fix our government, and are now on the road to literal revolution! #kennedy

    — Elaine Atwell (@ElaineAtwell) June 27, 2018”

    No doubts about it. I wonder if there’s any way I can replace Perez at the DNC? He’s just a pussy Trump lover. I gots the plan. First we split off from the Democrats and vote socialist and if that don’t work, we start a revolution! Don’t worry, we hate guns, but we got some badass butter knives! Plastic ones only, of course.

    1. CPRM

      Plastic! *Greens stomp away*

    2. Floridaman

      PLASTIC!!!!!?
      That comes from oil, you evil Koch shill, we only use biodegradable butter knifes.

    3. Badolph Hilter

      Yep, the party of Pajama Boy are pissed and they are READY TO START A REVOLUTION. On twitter.

      And maybe harassing some 60-year-old women, but ONLY if there’s at least six of them to face her.

      1. Hyperion

        You forget! The Twink in the North! The Twink in the North!

        I still laugh every time I think of that.

    4. straffinrun

      RBG next, please.

      1. juris imprudent

        Ha, if she retires (or keels) it will be just like Scanners – all of the heads on the left will just explode.

        1. creech

          Check out Wikipedia’s entry on William O. Douglas and his retirement from SCOTUS. Unless Ginsberg is freaking cremated, don’t put it past the Left from trying something akin.

    5. Since when were these fuckers concerned about “democratic norms”?

      1. Badolph Hilter

        You mean democratic norms such as respecting the results of an election without completely losing your shit and blaming it on the Russians?

        1. Rhywun

          Or democratic norms such as extracting money from your paycheck for “bargaining purposes” and instead using it to shill for Democrats.

      2. Floridaman

        By democratic norms, they mean the norm of rule by the Democratic Party, they are very concerned about defending that.

    6. Heroic Mulatto

      Do these morons know what they are saying? Are they aware of the consequences of what they are proposing? Do they think this would end in any other scenario except their abused corpse being thrown into a mass grave?

      1. straffinrun

        Road to Serfdom is not part of their curriculum. I believe they read Road to Derpdom.

      2. WIll Preet Bharara call on them to be prosecuted?

  14. Count Potato

    “Trump worshipped as a God in Janagaon district”

    https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1011653206915547141

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      And that guy is still less of a Trump fan than some of the people who write Letters to the Editor up here.

  15. Count Potato

    “Patreon just banned me for my support of Generation Identity, calling them a ‘violent organization’. Utter insanity. Generation Identity has never once advocated for violence. The entire premise of their movement is protest through non-violent actions.”

    https://twitter.com/BrittPettibone/status/1011584959432351744

  16. Urthona

    I was told there would be theoretical physics.

    1. CPRM

      STEVE SMITH TEACH PHYSICS, BY PHYSICS MEAN…

      1. Floridaman

        HIM PARTICULARLY FOND OF WHAT GOES IN, MUST COME OUT, AND THEN GO BACK IN.

    2. Tres Cool

      OK….I can help. So you take this box, right? And you put a cat in it, but you cant look at the cat…..no, wait.
      Ok….there’s poison, and like….a cat…..in a box. Trippy. But once you open the cat the poison….oh, nevermind.

    3. Florida Man

      Anymore news on that propellantless engine?

  17. Count Potato

    “Idea: In just half a decade, Anime traps and dickgirls have done more for the normalization, popularization of feminine boys & transwomen within the Western zeitgeist than Social Justice have accomplished since its inception.”

    https://twitter.com/LilithLovett/status/1011318624160657408

    1. Floridaman

      *lights the HM signal.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

  18. Tres Cool

    You want theory? Try it AgileCyborg style:

    The trapdoor in the attics is what these silly boys and girls in the robes don’t get because they are mostly educated in old terms and streams on tired streets in those brick-built places on dead-leafed cracking fucked up sheds of tired and unworthy brilliance.

    New brains don’t emanate from the 7-ups stations of new brains. Minds in the modern have become like franchised beef on corners of old schools of thought spitting emptiness past their collective brains…

    With all due respect to the greats wandering like garbage men on the ivy streets and new york bathrooms in the uppity fucking tongues….

    minds are working on the voices of the future in the indian spaces, the tired weed farmland expanses, the dark alleys of chef hunting deep great with soups where no fucking hundred millionaire mag writer will ever fucking find.

    the future of smart is niche.

    1. Needs moar labels bodily fluids.

      1. Tres Cool

        *wasp’s nipples lactating poison

        1. Floridaman

          *vomits

        2. Nephilium

          I trust you mean Evangeline Lilly as the Wasp. And that would definitely be a new power.

  19. AlmightyJB

    Hawt!

  20. Urthona

    What a fun day. It’s always hilarious when something terrible for Democrats happens.

    Party of exaggeration.

    1. Urthona

      Also Germany losing to South Korea was hysterical.

      1. Rhywun

        Löw is getting reamed – deservedly. What a shitshow.

    2. straffinrun

      It’s a blast watching the left behave as if they are the party in power. “I believe X should be done. What? You aren’t going to do X? WTF, OMG. But you have to do X!” The right mumbled and grumbled under Obama, but at least they accepted the reality that they weren’t in power.

      1. Urthona

        Well, also they take everything so seriously.

        Most people shrug at political shit. On a personal and practical level, there has been little difference in my life I’ve detected between Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump.

        Of course it matters somewhat to some people, but you’d think every little thing is the end of the fucking world for these people. The government not being what they want exactly is so damned important.

        Jesus people. The ruling party swings this way and that. Suck it up. It’ll come back some day to your team. It’s a rebuilding season. Get a life.

        1. Ed Wuncler

          Democrats and their Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

          I don’t know if I have enough jars for their tears. They lost the travel ban case, the JANUS case, and now Kennedy is retiring. I know this isn’t going to happen (because of age) but I hope Trump nominates Janice Rodgers Brown to the Supreme Court. She’s great on liberty issues but also, it would be great to see the Left take off their masks and manage to say racist and mysogonist things all at once.

          1. CPRM

            We aqll knihw whoe Drumpf isa gonna nominatee, JUDge DReDd! #FasCIst!

          2. Ed Wuncler

            “I AM THE LAW!”

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I’d love to see it too. Even if she was there for 10 years, if she continued like she was as an Appeals Court judge, it would be worth it.

            Or as Not Adahn suggested earlier today, just nominate her for the mask ripping alone and then withdraw due to the racist/sexist D’s, and push through the replacement nominee in a walk.

    1. CPRM

      A website tied to a candidate for the North Carolina General Assembly says God is a racist white supremacist and that Jews are descended from Satan.

      So, he’s into internet bondage?

    2. J. Frank Parnell

      A website tied to a candidate for the North Carolina General Assembly says God is a racist white supremacist and that Jews are descended from Satan.

      Today’s episode of Alt-Right or Farrakhan Disciple.

    3. And every Republican everywhere is going to be tied to him, while the media won’t ask the democrats if they agree with Maxine Waters.

  21. straffinrun

    The Jacket on Dave Smith’s show. Jacket not being completely unhinged, unlike his debate with Walter Block.
    https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/part-of-the-problem/

    1. CPRM

      I have a feeling the real jacket left circa 2014 and a new faux leather jacket has hijacked the host.

      1. straffinrun

        Whoever that is, he’s managed to marginalize himself in a fringe movement. Interesting strategy.

  22. The pure schadenfreude of this is simply orgasmic.

    https://youtu.be/qduJjDJnQfo?t=18

    1. CPRM

      Your porn choices are almost as weird as HM’s. Almost.

    2. straffinrun

      Not entirely satisfying for me. I hate McConnell. I’ll enjoy it, but knowing that he’s enjoying it too kind of takes a little fun out of it.

    1. CPRM

      You expect me to watch that?! It’s RT, they’re fake news! They got Trump elected! Only a right wing troll would ever be on that channel!

    1. straffinrun

      TMW you fail to realize your Top Man approach can be used against you.

      1. J. Frank Parnell
        1. Floridaman

          I feel so pleased that somebody did post that on the Twitter feed.

      2. CPRM

        Feed me more, alcohol is letting the tweets flow! Are you following me? If not you should be!

      3. Chipwooder

        Well, she’s right, you know. It is indisputable that people are going to die in America tonight.

      4. Gustave Lytton

        “Facts are my Religion”

        Sure they are, sweetie.

    2. J. Frank Parnell

      Good news…Canada is an option. You will be fine.

      lulz

    3. Lackadaisical

      The comments on that are funny, because some Trumpers showed up to troll.

      “My spark is going out.”

      Yes, please.

    4. SandMan

      Damn that was funny, thanks for the laughs!

    5. Count Potato

      This is some hardcore pollito pito shit.

  23. Chipwooder

    Oh man……Lachowsky might be a little upset

    1. CPRM

      I was surprised Oregon’s pitcher was ready to play when he saw there was grass on the field, oh snap!

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Oregon State’s pitcher.

        Oregon is the inferior school to the south that had yet another losing season.

        1. CPRM

          way to weigh the comedy down in minutiae. Of course, this glibs where technically correct is the only correct, frickin aspies. *calming strokes own beard and rocks back and forth*

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Lachowsky has mentioned his dislike of Beavers before.

      I give you this. Best watched with the mute on.

    3. Lachowsky

      I’m sad
      And I have to be up for as work in 5 hours. Fucking dropped fly ball.

      Oh well tomorrow is another day.

      Woo pig soooie.

  24. commodious spittoon

    Nearly broke my goddamn foot in half getting it caught between a motorized pallet jack and the wall. Felt like it bent the arch backward.

    1. Count Potato

      Yikes!

  25. CPRM

    Ok, got my Trump clips, now to write a story around them…

  26. MikeS

    That was pretty funny. You know, for a fucking ‘sconnie, you are alright, CPRM.

    1. CPRM

      Well, Jack’s Links are based in Wisconsin, a fact I only found out when I dove into the rabbit hole to make this video.

      1. MikeS

        Yep. STEVE SMITH is probably watching you right now.

        A buddy of mine is originally from WI goes back every few weeks for visits. I’m not sure where he stops, but (among other thing) they sell 10lb bricks of “ends and pieces” of Jack Links jerky. Big discount and De-fucking-liscous.

  27. Just for the balance, a little hysteria from the Right.

    PEDOPHILE-OBSESSED HOLLYWOOD IS GOING TO DESTROY YOUR CHILDREN

    https://pjmedia.com/parenting/hollywoods-obsession-pedophilia-display-netflix-cartoon-aimed-teens/

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Any further distribution revictimizes the child, and because of that, PJM will not share the video or photos from the movie that show the victims’ faces.

        Oh, well blurring the faces makes it no longer child pr0n.

      2. CPRM

        Viewers on Facebook have shared a clip of the movie and are calling it outright child porn.

        I just watched child porn, which I think is wrong and should be illegal, here have a look 🙂

    1. Gustave Lytton

      The Republicans are going to take your tits away from you Q!

      1. Rhywun

        Muh tiddies!

      2. Don’t even joke about that.

        1. Chafed

          Yeah Rhywun. That’s not funny.

  28. CPRM

    I’ve been having a problem with my mic recorded audio sounding ‘digitized’ so I kept trying eliminate background noise, turns out this mic actually deals better with more background noise. Technology continues to confound me.

    1. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

      “I think better with the music on!”

      1. CPRM

        better than the, “I need to look for a road sign, so I need to turn radio down” way most people’s brains work.

  29. CPRM

    Well. Trump audio done. Script written. Hat and Hair voices recorded. I think that’s enough for one night of drinking. Now just animation and upload, then submission, then scheduling…

    1. MikeS

      Drinking AND productive? Show-off

      1. CPRM

        I’m a Sconnie, we do our BEST work when we’re drinking.

        1. CPRM

          Sort of explains most of our work. #inb4

          1. MikeS

            Beer + Cheese Curds = Nirvana

          2. MikeS

            And I don’t meant the so-so band

          3. CPRM

            So what you’re saying is, you’re gonna come to Rapesquatch Country Sponsored by Jack’s Links to buy me a beer and have some cheese curds? This I could deal with.

          4. MikeS

            Yes

          5. CPRM

            Are you talking the squeaky fresh from the cheesemaker curds or the battered and fried goodness ones?

          6. MikeS

            Deep fried or GTFO

          7. CPRM

            Alright; hit me up next time you venture into central Wisconsin, and I’ll take you up on that. As for now, I think it’s time to pass out. I have some remodeling to do tomorrow and also a cartoon to make for my insatiable fans….

          8. MikeS

            And an aside for those not in the know; when CPRM says “squeaky fresh” he means it. They make a kind of squeaking noise on your teeth while you devour their delicious non-vegan goodness.

          9. MikeS

            Absolutely. Talk later

          10. C. Anacreon

            We’re coming to Northern Wisconsin this weekend! Looking forward to cheese curds, all you can eat fish drys, and that wonderful culture that endorses serious drinking.

          11. C. Anacreon

            Frys. Stupid auto correct

          12. Old Man With Candy

            Cheese curds: food of the gods.

  30. Chafed

    You almost lost me with the title CPRM. I’m glad I clicked. That’s a great video.

    1. MikeS

      I’ve been meaning to ask you a way OT question: best song off that album (your avatar)?

      1. Chafed

        Perry Mason or Thunder Underground. I love them both. What’s your choice?

        1. MikeS

          Old LA Tonight. Something about it… Just love it

          1. Chafed

            That’s a great song too.

          2. MikeS

            I think Old LA should have been a single. It could have been (should have been) a huge song. Thunder Underground is awesome, too. Kick-ass album.

  31. DenverJ

    Hello, GLIBERTOPIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. MikeS

      Denver! How’s it going man? Haven’t seen you around much.

  32. Chafed

    Stripes is on. I forgot just how funny it is.

    1. MikeS

      Any of you faggots touches my stuff, I’ll kill you.

      1. C. Anacreon

        Lighten up, Francis.

        (I actually get to use that appropriately instead of as a snark line!)

  33. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

    “Ok, that title has nothing to do with the post”

    This is why you should never trust the Joos.