Happy hangover Tuesday. I hope everyone has been successfully pretending to work today. I bring you links.

I’m shocked… shocked! To find out that there was sexual exploitation going on by essentially all of the NGOs in West African refugee camps.  Wait, no. No I’m not.

Billionaire George Soros outlines plan to save Europe. I assume this is a linked monologue from the British spy service, recorded as one of their top agents was surviving a blown-cover during a deep cover operation.

Oh look instead of $300/bbl oil, Russia and Saudi Arabia got to almost $80 and then decided to pump more.

I… What sort of moron do you have to be to start a wildfire? Oh one who burns an American flag blanket to protest Memorial Day.

Finally, the Little Rover That Could has learned a new way to drill holes on Mars. I’m just endlessly fascinated by the fact that the little fucker keeps working year after year.

 

For the Wile E. Coyotes of every era, here’s a little afternoon chill guitar.