Hope everyone had a nice long weekend. Or regular weekend for that matter.  And I hope you remembered those who gave their lives to make sure you were able to enjoy it.  And no, I don’t mean the fucking labor unions.

Come and take it, Limeys!

Patrick Henry, who uttered the famous phrase “give me liberty or give me death” was born on this date.  So was funny man Bob Hope, climber Tenzing Norgay, president John F Kennedy, composer Danny Elfman, “celebrity” LaToya Jackson, musician and buffoon Noel Gallagher, and Spice Girl Mel B.  Also on this date, Charles II returned from exile, the aforementioned Patrick Henry made his historic speech against the Stamp Act, the last of the 13 colonies (Rhode Island) ratified the Constitution, Coca-Cola began advertisements, Larry Bird beat out Magic Johnson for Rookie Of The Year, and the Boston Red Sox retired Ted Williams’s iconic #9 and Joe Cronin’s #4. And the “Gilbert” of Gilbert & Sullivan passed away, as did CIA drug runner Manuel Noriega.

Well the Warriors did what I knew they’d do.  Hell, you could have turned it off with about 3 minutes left in the third after Curry hit three 3-pointers in a row to take the lead to 6.  That game was done.  Now they get to play LeBron James for the thirty-sixth NBA Finals in a row it feels like.  Also, the Yankees fans were none to keen on Justin Verlander shutting their bats down. And out in the desert, Las Vegas got the Stanley Cup Finals started with a 6-4 win over the Washington Capitals.

OK, now that we’ve gotten that cleared up, and I managed to give a double-shoutout to Patrick Henry as he deserves, let’s get into…the links!

I can’t possibly see how this could be twisted to make libertarianism look bad. I personally approve, but prepare yourself for the onslaught of retarded big-government progressives saying we would pay tolls for every foot of road we drove on if we had our way (forgetting that we pay a shitload of money in fuel taxes, municipal taxes and every other way the government twists our arm into paying for “free” public roads.

Even though Q’in didn’t get the job for the Weather Channel, he kept dreaming and finally landed a short-term assignment in Florida.

Hey reporters, take note: its better to report on the story rather than become the story. Condolences, but this was bound to happen sooner or later as reporters consistently try to place themselves closer and closer to danger in their idiotic game of one-one-upsmanship.

Since they’ve managed to tackle every serious problem on the continent, like rising crime rates, an immigration crisis, economies spiraling the drain and persistent terrorism, the European Union has decided it has the free time for stupid shit.

Seek. Psychiatric. Help. Immediately.

What a crazy bastard. Manning is currently running for the Senate as a Democrat.  I’m sure this will garner the candidate some sympathy votes from some quarters but turn off people in others, namely those with an ounce of brains.

North Korean official en route to New York City for talks on the upcoming summit. (cue Dem talking point that Trump will put him up in his hotel in violation of the Emoluments Clause and say this is grounds for impeachment) Let’s hope Dennis Rodman is available if needed.

Corruption, thy name is the Chicago Public Schools system.  Seriously, why is this level of corruption not national headlines every sin…oh, never mind. It has nothing to do with Trump and is a city completely controlled by the Democrat Party.  Therefore it doesn’t merit national attention.

Wait, were they seriously considering charging a man who does society a favor? Also, it could have been done more humanely if gun-free zones at schools weren’t a thing.  So don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

Its like Andy always said, “get busy gropin’ or get busy dyin’.”

Also, Nelson Mandela Morgan Freeman fights back against assault allegations. I’m with him.  Words aren’t assault, snowflakes.  You don’t like what someone says, tell them to go fuck themselves. Don’t wait 25 years and then squeal like a pig to the media when piling on is all the rage.

And that concludes the links.

Well, except for this ditty. Happy birthday!

Have a great day and a great start to the short week.