I hope everyone is enjoying the long weekend. And I want to say thank you to our veterans.  I know today is a tough day for a lot of you, as we honor your comrades and brothers/sisters-in-arms who gave their lives for our freedom.  God bless them, their families and those who are and were affected by the loss.

There’s no smooth transition from that to the rest of the links, so I won’t try to get clever and pull it off.  But I will go into sports.  Looks like I was wrong about Houston and the GSW. Tonight they play game 7 and I thought it would be over in 6.  I still think the Warriors will come out and win, but I sure would love to be proven wrong.  Meanwhile, LeBron did what LeBron does.  He made it to the NBA Finals for the eighth straight year, carrying his team to a game 7 win in Boston when neither team could shoot the ball worth a shit and the Celtics simply locked up in the last 5 minutes.  It was a good series. The NHL begins the Stanley Cup finals tonight, as Washington takes on Vegas.  I’m personally cheering for a meteor.

So long Danica. We hardly knew ya!
-the Winner’s Circle

Congratulations are in order for Daniel Ricciardo, who got a little revenge for 2016 as he won the Monaco Grand Prix.  Doing it with that gearbox he had was a hell of a feat, too.  Also congratulations to Will Power for winning a crash-filled Indianapolis 500.  Also congratulations to Danica Patrick.  She ended her “racing” career yesterday, although it ended in a wall.  It was a bizarre sight since she was always most known for climbing out of a wrecked stock car as opposed to a wrecked champ car.

If you were born today, you share it with such luminaries as Selim II of the Ottoman Empire, King George I, one of the greatest athletes ever in Jim Thorpe, blues guitarist T-bone Walker, cager Jerry West, “America’s Mayor” and Fox News contributor Rudy Guiliani, rocker John Fogerty, and skinny singer Kylie Minogue.  Its also the day a solar eclipse in 585BC ended a war, Pope Leo X signed a treaty with the HRE, the first continental congress convened in 1774, Dodge Brothers and Chrysler merge to create a mega-manufacturer of shitty cars, Dwight Eisenhower unleashed a beast when he signed the first Farm Bill, and Scorcese’s Taxi Driver won the Palme d’Or at Cannes. Oh yeah, and Bill Clinton’s business partners in his Whitewater land deal were convicted of fraud.

That last historical event will make the first story that follows here a bit awkward. Which is my way of saying its time for…the links!

Chelsea Clinton

The daughter of privilege (and quite possibly a serial rapist) says President Trump degrades what it means to be an American. She may be right.  We should all life lives of integrity…like having a dad get blowjobs from interns in the White House or a mother who oversaw a gun-running operation that got an ambassador killed and equipped ISIS. But that’s not her fault.  Of course, maybe getting her wedding paid for with funds earmarked for Haitian earthquake victims is…but she’s so stupid she was probably unaware of that as well.

Maryland has turned into a flood zone.  Wwe feel your pain here in Houston.  You guys stay safe there and get to higher ground if the waters are still rising.

Hang in there, Maryland.

Hey Great Britain: FREE TOMMY ROBINSON, you bunch of jackbooted goons.

The Trump-Kim summit is back on after some posturing. I’m sure there will be people, namely pundits and bureaucrats who have never negotiated anything in their life, who will say this has been poorly handled diplomatically.  But they have never trued to broker a deal before where the hard bargain is a necessity.

Trump and Kim

Bobby Kennedy Jr doesn’t believe Sirhan Sirhan killed his father. Ok then.

Speaking of conspiracy theories, I can’t possibly see how this development will do anything but feed the fever dreams of left-wing morons who don’t understand how oil exploration or extraction work.

That’s it. This is for the birthday boy.

Have a great day, especially those of you who lost a comrade.