When last we checked in the mailbag, we had received quite a variety of spam messages. That hasn’t changed, but the messages themselves have.

E-mail
norberto.melancon@gmail.com

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I’m blaming Mexican Sharpshooter’s links for this one.

E-mail
lovett.lida80@yahoo.com

Message
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No, I do NOT want more trolls to come over here and create more work for me.

E-mail
sam@movingbabies

Message
Hi
I loved your site (glibertarians.com) and would like to contribute a well written article that your readers will love.

Would you be keen for this?

Cheers

Sam

Not that keen, no, Sam. But thanks for asking.

Hi,

My name is Morgan, I’m the main writer at [REDACTED]. I’m currently on a mission on empowering individuals to make the most out of their physical health.

I wanted to reach out to you and let you know that I recently published an in-depth post on the benefits of the Ketogenic Diet. While I was visiting your website, I noticed you had linked to another website on a similar topic. (see here: https://glibertarians.com/2017/03/fur-fridays-4/).

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Feel free to add it in your website as well!

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I’m wondering if the post xe references even mentions keto diets, it might, but I don’t care enough to look.

Hey there!

I noticed you have glibertarians.org. Are you intrested in glibertarian.com? If so please let me know and I will send you more information about the sale. If not, sorry to bother you and we wish you a nice day!

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Many people think we might be interested in being just a lonely Glib and not a community of lonely Glibs.

But this is the one that really made me LOL (as if anyone is getting paid around here!):

E-mail
lashunda.schoenberg@hotmail.com

Message
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The interesting thing, to me, is that these and the dozens of others we receive every day are being sent by actual humans who are presumably being paid a fraction of a cent to fill out an online form, solve the CAPTCHAs, and submit.

My life could be worse.