SEA SMITH ANCESTOR CLOWNING AROUND SHIP

 

SEA SMITH ENJOYING WEEKEND. HE COME ACROSS TRAMP STEAMER OFF HORN OF AFRICA. TRAMP WAS ASKING FOR IT! HA HA! STEVE SMITH CONTINUE TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES. KEEP WORKING ON MATERIAL AND LOOK FOR STAND UP OPPORTUNITY.

ANY OF FUNNY GLIB PEOPLE KNOW A GOOD AGENT?

BUT YOU COME FOR LINKS AND TO SAY OWN FUNNY THINGS. SO SEA SMITH GIVE LINKS, THEN KNOCK OFF TO SEE BUDDY NINGEN. HIM STILL ONLY SAY “BLOOP” BUT HIM OK FELLAH.

BLOOP!

  • SEA SMITH GLAD HE NOT IN NYC…HE GET LIVE IN WHOLE OCEAN, NOT EXPENSIVE PLACES. LAND PEOPLE CRAZY.
  • DEMOCRACY!!! NO WHISKY OR SEXY. NO FOOD OR MEDICINE EITHER. SEA SMITH SHAKING FINNED HEAD. LAND PEOPLE REALLY CRAZY!
  • YOU THINK SEA SMITH TOO HARD ON CRAZY LAND PEOPLE? EXPLAIN THIS TO SEA SMITH!
  • SEA SMITH ASK…YOU KNOW WHO ELSE UNITE ITALIANS AND RULE COUNTRY? AND NO, ANSWER NOT “CAMPARI” YOU SILLY GLIB LAND PEOPLE!

“BLOOP!” OK, NINGEN, SEA SMITH COMING OVER….HE BRING SEAWEED SNACKS!