Fish in another man’s pond and you will catch crabs.
Just Say’n
I’m not well versed in fish anatomy, but that picture doesn’t look realistic. Doggy style is more believable. I’m just saying what everyone is thinking.
Heroic Mulatto
The urogenital opening is a little further down, but you’ve never just cuddled?
Just Say’n
The fact that you know why this position is plausible disturbs me
Just Say’n
Troy McClure?
Chafed
You’ve unmasked HM.
Banjos
“Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.”
“No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes.”
Gustave Lytton
It’s fish. Wouldn’t you just shoot your load onto the bed?
Jarflax
Thicc or fin?
Heroic Mulatto
Gustave Lytton
Fish Saturday doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
Waterfall Insurance
Seaside Saturday. Many more things will open up with that title.
Mustang
Totally unrealistic. Carp aren’t livebearers, they lay eggs. Nowhere to stick his…gonopodium.
Juvenile Bluster
That direct to video sequel to The Shape of Water looks awful.
Heroic Mulatto
Yet not as awful as Pacific Rim Uprising.
Just Say’n
My imaginary six year-old kid just asked me “how is our government helping the people of Syria by dropping bombs on their already ravaged cities?”
Heroic Mulatto
Tell your imaginary kid he’s a fucking soyboy cuck. #MAGA!
Just Say’n
Amazingly the soy boys are loving the bombing to troll Putin.
Thus, Trump cucked himself
#maga
Heroic Mulatto
This is true. I’ve never seen CNN speak so respectfully of Trump and his administration since he’s now acting so “presidential”.
Just Say’n
Then he said: “would Nikki Haley”
That’s my imaginary boy
Rope Snake
This game is the Citizen Kane of ripped, naked big-dicked dudes in love.
This guy needs to eat a pile of shit for the good of the country. “OMG- Trump brought the US, France, and the UK together to bomb the shit out of people! The bands back together or something! I’m terribly stupid. #MAGA”
Just Say’n
Our federal government just used our tax dollars to bomb and terrorize other people half way across the world in a country that more than half the American people can’t even identify on a map and this guy’s big takeaway is “our allies are willing to sit back and pretend like they do anything while we drop freedom on these people!”. Murdering people, in our name, for reasons that they won’t even be honest about. And the rest of the country, even if they instinctively oppose this action, shrug because those people that we’re killing are tanned and speak a weird sounding language. They’re not human, right? Fuck it- who cares.
You could look on the bright side and think that they are also using your tax dollars to toss people in jail for engaging in trade or exchange of mutual consent.
CPRM
Did you find a leppo in your house? They can be hard to get rid of.
Gustave Lytton
Just use some GayJay-Weld on it.
Bob
It shows
Akira
It’s a bummer.
I was really hoping Trump would stick to his word and refrain from stupid foreign interventions, but I guess not.
Gustave Lytton
BBC and PBS channels on YouTube are now labeled “… is a publicly funded British (or American) broadcaster” but Al Jazzeera is “funded in ehole or in part by the Qatari government”. No way to dismiss it either.
I had no idea all the good shit gets posted at night
KSuellington
This week I had two evictions, both of them hoarders. One had managed to burn the side of the fridge and floor. There were piles of cigarettes next to chest high piles of trash in an old wood building. It’s a miracle the two old druggies living there didn’t burn the whole place down. After doing hundreds of these I would say that I have felt sorry for about a handful of people.
dbleagle
I am waiting to learn more about this “allied” attack on Syria. The data is beginning to come in and not only did we stick out missiles into somebody else’s war for no good reason it appears that we used first the first time a new generation cruise missile. So the damn thing has been seen by Russian air defenses and they are busy examining the data. Now to maintain the advantage we have to update the system- so ka-ching for some contractors and their subs.
How many were strikes were from the allies is hard to judge so far as well. If it is like Libya Day 1 (“The Camel Boogaloo”) when we fired 110 of the 112 shots, you can put the ordnance costs above $100M as well.
So we stuck our dicks were they don’t belong, knocked about some shitty Arab construction, gave the Russians a free peak at a new generation weapons system, and wasted some real cash- what’s not to like?
Akira
gave the Russians a free peak at a new generation weapons system
Well, I have it on good authority (CNN, Mother Jones) that Drumpf is just a puppet of Vladimir Putin anyway, so they probably already had that information.
Festus
It’s been said before on these boards but America really has a hard-on for hornet nests. I see no good coming from this, no good at all.
Hyperion
Yeah, but a new crane just went up in NOVA. Why do you hate PANEM?
Hyperion
Wake up, you lazy fucks! Does no one around here work?
The same fucking government that assholes are looking to hand more power over to went and dropped a shitton of multimillion dollar bombs on Syria to punish Assad for allegedly using gas on kids. As if those goddamn bombs have eyes and are thinking, “Oh, that’s a toddler on a trike. Don’t blow his head off.” So let’s just hand over this same fucking government the power to take our weapons away because we might use them to slaughter kids. How about you first, psychos? I’ve been drinking all day and it’s never been more clear to me that the best you’re gonna get from government is that they leave you the fuck alone.
westernsloper
I’ve been drinking all day and it’s never been more clear to me that the best you’re gonna get from government is that they leave you the fuck alone.
Two excellent points: A successful life is living without government intrusion, and the best thinking is done while drinking,
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58 responses to “Glibertarians After Dark: My New Fetish”
RUSSIANS!!
*foams at mouth*
/Maddow
Fish in another man’s pond and you will catch crabs.
I’m not well versed in fish anatomy, but that picture doesn’t look realistic. Doggy style is more believable. I’m just saying what everyone is thinking.
The urogenital opening is a little further down, but you’ve never just cuddled?
The fact that you know why this position is plausible disturbs me
Troy McClure?
You’ve unmasked HM.
“Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.”
“No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes.”
It’s fish. Wouldn’t you just shoot your load onto the bed?
Thicc or fin?
Fish Saturday doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
Seaside Saturday. Many more things will open up with that title.
Totally unrealistic. Carp aren’t livebearers, they lay eggs. Nowhere to stick his…gonopodium.
That direct to video sequel to The Shape of Water looks awful.
Yet not as awful as Pacific Rim Uprising.
My imaginary six year-old kid just asked me “how is our government helping the people of Syria by dropping bombs on their already ravaged cities?”
Tell your imaginary kid he’s a fucking soyboy cuck. #MAGA!
Amazingly the soy boys are loving the bombing to troll Putin.
Thus, Trump cucked himself
#maga
This is true. I’ve never seen CNN speak so respectfully of Trump and his administration since he’s now acting so “presidential”.
Then he said: “would Nikki Haley”
That’s my imaginary boy
Nice. Downloading now.
https://twitter.com/BlueBoxDave/status/985243652128681986
This guy needs to eat a pile of shit for the good of the country. “OMG- Trump brought the US, France, and the UK together to bomb the shit out of people! The bands back together or something! I’m terribly stupid. #MAGA”
Our federal government just used our tax dollars to bomb and terrorize other people half way across the world in a country that more than half the American people can’t even identify on a map and this guy’s big takeaway is “our allies are willing to sit back and pretend like they do anything while we drop freedom on these people!”. Murdering people, in our name, for reasons that they won’t even be honest about. And the rest of the country, even if they instinctively oppose this action, shrug because those people that we’re killing are tanned and speak a weird sounding language. They’re not human, right? Fuck it- who cares.
I’m sorry- I’ve been drinking
Dont apologize. I agree wirh you. So does Tim Carney: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/trumps-missile-attacks-on-syria-are-illegal
You could look on the bright side and think that they are also using your tax dollars to toss people in jail for engaging in trade or exchange of mutual consent.
Did you find a leppo in your house? They can be hard to get rid of.
Just use some GayJay-Weld on it.
It shows
It’s a bummer.
I was really hoping Trump would stick to his word and refrain from stupid foreign interventions, but I guess not.
BBC and PBS channels on YouTube are now labeled “… is a publicly funded British (or American) broadcaster” but Al Jazzeera is “funded in ehole or in part by the Qatari government”. No way to dismiss it either.
Saturday night music
Live Or MV
That’s some weird shit; who actually listens to that??
* goes back to watching Ruddigore by Gilbert & Sullivan *
<3
Episode two of The Hat and The Hair Cartoon is locked and loaded.
Woot! Bring it!
Make mine a 99
Don’t Stop
I’ve watched S Club 7. I liked the brunette. I’m a dirty old man.
This brunette?
The other brunette but she’ll do. God, I hate myself right now.
Dammit, you know my weakness for S Club.
I’ll have to breakout instead.
That’s right, Bring it all Back Now.
Candy Pop
Thought you were posting the original.
The kid can play.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VwP2QlBbfac
I had no idea all the good shit gets posted at night
This week I had two evictions, both of them hoarders. One had managed to burn the side of the fridge and floor. There were piles of cigarettes next to chest high piles of trash in an old wood building. It’s a miracle the two old druggies living there didn’t burn the whole place down. After doing hundreds of these I would say that I have felt sorry for about a handful of people.
I am waiting to learn more about this “allied” attack on Syria. The data is beginning to come in and not only did we stick out missiles into somebody else’s war for no good reason it appears that we used first the first time a new generation cruise missile. So the damn thing has been seen by Russian air defenses and they are busy examining the data. Now to maintain the advantage we have to update the system- so ka-ching for some contractors and their subs.
How many were strikes were from the allies is hard to judge so far as well. If it is like Libya Day 1 (“The Camel Boogaloo”) when we fired 110 of the 112 shots, you can put the ordnance costs above $100M as well.
So we stuck our dicks were they don’t belong, knocked about some shitty Arab construction, gave the Russians a free peak at a new generation weapons system, and wasted some real cash- what’s not to like?
Well, I have it on good authority (CNN, Mother Jones) that Drumpf is just a puppet of Vladimir Putin anyway, so they probably already had that information.
It’s been said before on these boards but America really has a hard-on for hornet nests. I see no good coming from this, no good at all.
Yeah, but a new crane just went up in NOVA. Why do you hate PANEM?
Wake up, you lazy fucks! Does no one around here work?
Back to the 3rd day of drill weekend. yay.
More like lazy cucks, amirite?
The same fucking government that assholes are looking to hand more power over to went and dropped a shitton of multimillion dollar bombs on Syria to punish Assad for allegedly using gas on kids. As if those goddamn bombs have eyes and are thinking, “Oh, that’s a toddler on a trike. Don’t blow his head off.” So let’s just hand over this same fucking government the power to take our weapons away because we might use them to slaughter kids. How about you first, psychos? I’ve been drinking all day and it’s never been more clear to me that the best you’re gonna get from government is that they leave you the fuck alone.
I’ve been drinking all day and it’s never been more clear to me that the best you’re gonna get from government is that they leave you the fuck alone.
Two excellent points: A successful life is living without government intrusion, and the best thinking is done while drinking,