What a Masters Sunday!  Except for the ending, anyway.  Thanks to the groundskeepers who forgot to trim one stupid limb, Speith missed his chance to birdie 18 and lock Patrick Reeds’s sphincter up a bit.  Oh well, even assclowns like him win majors from time to time. Also, congrats to University of Minnesoooda-Duluth on their college hockey National Championship. They took on the best of the Big Ten and took em down.  Speaking of hockey, the playoffs are almost set.  I’ll give a little spiel tomorrow once they’re firmed up.

That’s it for sports. I’m buried at work today already. So I’m gonna move on to…the links!

Hey Zuckerberg, this is for you, buddy!

When one senior exec of your social media platform data mining operation has to cancel interviews because she said people should pay them extra for them to protect their data, and your CEO has to take a crash course in how to not be a smarmy, holier-than-thou idiot before their meetings on Capitol Hill to explain what, exactly, they’re doing with personal data, you might have a bit of a problem. If you’re invested in FB, I recommend shorting it as quickly as possible.

Welcome back to the sixties, man. What could possibly go wrong?

Apparently, the Department of Justice will start complying with requests from the people who are literally tasked with overseeing them. Its just a coincidence that they diverted millions in their budget to shredder purchases a week before the announcement, so I’m sure this is going to be transparent and open.

Its not a lie if you believe it. I don’t know, seems there’s a lot of weird shit that can happen to a person in space.  But if Neil didn’t see it, I’m not sure it happened.

When asked to comment, the Syrian President said “meep meep-meep” and went back to Bunsen Honeydew’s laboratory.

In response to a reported gas attack in Syria, someone allegedly attacked Syrian troops. Nobody is taking credit and nobody is assigning blame.  I’m starting to wonder if Syria is even a real place.

The Pacific Pole Championships were this weekend in Los Angeles. And hundreds of gals working their way through college and/or nursing school as well as others showed just how tough it really is. Enjoy art in its highest form, gents.

If we could tie this song into the last link, I’d think that was pretty cool.

Well, have a great day, friends.