Tonight’s Product You Need comes from Nadia’s Cakes in Maple Grove, Minnesota.

This gorgeous geode cake is…well…obviously a vagina.

It really is supposed to be a geode cake, not a vagina.

Abby, their social media manager, has said: “Guys, have you seen the mad skills of our cake design team? If we made a vagina cake, you wouldn’t be saying ‘OMG, that cake is a vagina.’ You’d be saying ‘That vagina is a CAKE?!'”

But she has even begun using quote marks when she refers to the “geode cake.”