Come all who love friendship, and wonder and see,
The belligerent powers, like good neighbours agree,
A little time past Sirs, who would have thought this,
That they’d so soon come to a general P___?
The wise politicians who differ in thought,
Will fret at this friendship, and call it to nought,
And blades that love war will be storming at this,
But storm as they will, it’s a general P___.
A hundred millions in war we have spent,
And America lost by all patriots consent,
Yet let us be quite, nor any one hiss,
But rejoice at this hearty and general P___.
‘Tis vain for to fret or growl at our lot,
You see they’re determin’d to fill us a pot,
So now my brave Britons excuse me in this,
that I for a Peace am oblig’d to write Piss.
Comments
163 responses to “Glibertarians: Circa 1783”
well. um. huh.
People have been sarcastic Assholes for Thousands of years Doom, Humans thrive on it, hehe,
Other times the ancients were quite down to the point
on that note, I’m going to take a piss! BRB!
And I’m Back, HM, do you have Dogs? I’m collecting pictures for a video, and i have a good start,
I have 2.
I’m going to extend the song, so send some pics! I have 15 or so Glib dogs so far, All Purty
Another wonderful little nugget of history unearthed by the great Heroic Mulatto. I love it.
HM may have written it. Duck Ducked it and the only thing that showed up was this page.
Try the Library of Congress.
Found it – thx.
And this in a similar vein.
https://www.loc.gov/resource/cph.3a45660/
But did you search dongs?
https://www.donglickstein.com/nasty-cartoons/
Love Puppies!
Good! Need single pics or is the one I sent good enough?
I could use singles, name them if you would, I’m getting Whelmed, i have all the Dogs named corectly, but I need to go through Mail to match the Owners!
I’ll get some singles to you tomorrow and name the files with their names.
That dongosaur at the end is impressively imaginative.
It really is. And it is the faithful steed of the Marquis de Lafayette, no less. Someone should make a life-sized sculpture of it for Lafayette Square.
I did a book report on him in elementary school but I don’t remember dick about it.
You don’t have to be so cocky about it.
You phallus better cut that out.
I would like to get piſsed if it weren’t a school night.
Piſs I will and piſs I might. For to to piſs on this Eve, t’would be ∫umma very fine piſs.
I’m getting bocked at the bar.
I’m in my Cups right now, Got a Dog?
Clock bocked?
Shiner….i read you as “pilsed” before and thought yours was wordplay over lager.
Such misunderstandings are exactly why ſ died out.
Wow, no wonder the British went to war with the French and Indians. Never look another dude in the eye or the junk at a urinal. Sneakers or shoulders only.
Jeez, seems a little homophobic.
I hate that urinals don’t have walls that go all the way up. It’s like they’re designed to allow face-to-face contact between pissers. Why don’t they just raise it up a foot or two? People can look at any part of my body while I’m pissing (yes, any part) except my face. That’s just weird.
Worst bathroom etiquette story: My friend and I had driven to Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield, Ohio to get some exotic meats and fancy beers, and after the 90 minute drive, we had to leak like Russian racehorses. For your information, Jungle Jim’s won some kind of award for having the best bathrooms in America. On the wall above the urinals are mounted newspaper articles and plaques about this distinction for you to peruse as you pee. So, my friend and I went in there, and the bathroom was completely empty. There were nine urinals. I went in #1 and he went in #3, leaving the buffer zone as per Man Law. As we’re standing there leaking, some man walks in, goes in #2, looks at both of us, and says, “best bathrooms in America, huh?”
And why are bathrooms built like amphitheaters that amplify all those bodily noises?
that is awful.
That’s a violation of the NAP.
Were they the floor length urinals, or those sideways sink ones where if you’re too short you have the displeasure of having your balls rest on the cold wt porcelain?
This whole album has been my earworm this week. LIttle bit different than my normal fare, but they manage to pull of goth without straying into crappy symphonics or let-me-tell-you-how-much-I-love-The-Cure territory
Portuguese Cookie Monster. I’ve heard everything now.
Collectivism and stereotypes are bigotted, but a loudmouthin the bar reminds me that I hate Aggies….all of them. Tried for decades to find an exception but never succeeded.
Save me from my moral defect and confirmation bias.
My latest Mission… Got a Dog? Add him/her to my video, i’mgetting a lot more pictures than I hoped for, but MORE doggies!
My dog (Siberian Husky) is beautiful, but sadly, I have no idea how to send you a photo or video.
Post it here, or send it to me, Are lozonne @ G mael. com
My name is Robert
I guess we’ll have to settle for frenemies then?
Don, Get a fine rum drink and tune them out. I have a friend from Alaska who tell Texans off quite effectively. He just reminds then not to piss of Alaska or they will split the state 5 ways and make Texas 6th largest state.
Saw this at a market in Anchorage.
Ironically, I was enjoying Shiner at the time.
And I’ve got ammo, just wasn’t at their table:
* my congresscritter died in the Alamo, something that no Texan can say
* their drawl was my drawl first
* pickups are from Michigan, horses from China, revolvers and rifles from Connecticut, tacos from Mexico; they didn’t invent the cool stuff
But the real problem is my hillbilly programming;
I’m not meant for company and should stay on my own hill.
And the loudest Texans are all runts anyway….all hat, no cattle, no pride in dispatching one of them.
Um, tell us how you Really think,
/Where ‘s your Dog?
“Hey girl, you know it’s kinda funny, Texas used to seem to big. But you know you’re in the largest state in the union when you’re anchored down in Anchorage, Alaska.”
Once you go Alaska, you’ll never go baska?
Thanks for the cultural enlightenment, HM!
I am safely ensconced in a hotel in the booming metropolis of Little Falls, MN, with a cheap bottle of wine uncorked beside me.
I’ve been running around at work hiding in empty offices for much of the day, taking vacation time while dealing with “The Competitor”. I am flying out for my interview Feb 9th. Trying not to think about it until then.
At least I have you lot to distract me. 🙂
When You Seee the Glib dogs I have Collected you will laugh,cry and otherwise be amazed at what we have, til then, Post Your Dog!
If it’s got a cork it ain’t cheap. /wife
Thusly, Boone’s Farm has a screw cap.
+1 Strawberry Hill
You haven’t seen everything until you have seen a woman order her beta husband to crack a brand new bottle of Boone’s Farm, pour it over a tumbler of ice, and be expected to somehow enjoy it. Cin cin.
I dunno, straff, this is Charles Shaw, Three Buck Chuck white zin. That’s pretty cheap.
(Swigs) Cheers!
Still not goat bladder.
I hear Yusef has done doggo pics if you need something less… “exotic” than an HM post to look at.
It’s a Family Friendly Project, but hey, whatever your Kink, NAP
Post Your Dog please!
Already sent you a pic of my couch potato.
Honestly, I got so many.. Samson?
Yep, Samson.
i didn’t get it, try Rlozonne ahht GE MAEL.com
And Who told You? National review? or Instapundit? Not ZeroHedge Please….
A
How about a return to the Three Rs school model?
Obviously a veiled suggestion to drink one’s own urine.
Readin’
Ritin’
Route 3 to New Castle, IN
Maple Leafs and Blackhawks are going to OT, baby!
Go Hawks!
Nuts. Blackhawks lose within the first 6 seconds of OT.
After seeing your husband I didn’t peg you for Black Cocks fan. HI-OH. HAHA. YES SIR!
Nice.
I have adopted all his Chicago teams to be a supportive spousal unit.
I am from a state that at the time had no pro sports teams, so it wasn’t difficult for me.
So you’re a bears fan?
Sadly, yes.
Well, that’s better than knowing you’re a Vikings fan. Packer fans hate Bears fans the way a boy hates his brother, but hates Vikings fans like a boy hates his father that molested and killed his brother. And the Lions fans, they’re like that little mentally challenged brother who you know will always suck at life, but by golly he has gumption.
NFC North!
By golly, he has gumption!
Or as Oklahomans say, “Bless his heart.”
“Bless your heart” can be the most demeaning of insults when delivered properly.
Love the Cubs banner in the background!
I grew up in Aurora, IL, and was 15 when the great ’85 Bears won the Super Bowl.
Alas, it’s been tough going for a long time as a Bear fan.
So who among us is the injun? And did injun just up and disappear after pimping his book? Were we just a target demo?
El Rushbo is pushing a theory that Dubya was set up by the Deep State. The intel community fabricated the photos etc that showed Hussain had WMDs to get Dubya stuck in a quagmire. Lol.
I heard that today whilst in the car. I’m pretty sure at the time he was going with ‘the weapons left the country’ version of the story; which by the way I was told by a family friend who was there that was the case.
I’m not saying the intel wasn’t bs. Saying the deep state knew Dubya would go in and get stuck like a pig in mud as some kind of revenge for Gore not getting rightfully elected-BS.
*was bs
And I’m saying Rush is a shit peddler.
This. at this point, it doesn’t make a difference, too much time has passed, too much pain, too much sorrow….
/treads on LHs Territory
I heard Rush yesterday for the first time in several years. Wow. Sounds like a tired weak old man, not like he used to in his prime.
The band, yeah those guys suck.
What are you talking about?
Hey # doors, Fuck You! Rush is The Bestest!
/Fuck Off Tulpa!( not that He exists)
I’ll admit Geddy Lee dos sound better than cats screwing while clawing on a chalkboard, marginally better.
Yusef is obviously mad that your chosen ride isn’t as fuel efficient as a Kia. He’s obviously a greenie Tulpa.
Definitely something green in Yusef.
12 mpg no matter the speed or the load.
Are You sure Which Rush I was talking Aboot?
/Both my Kias get better Mileage at the same time, HA!
@ Gustave, Yep
My wife’s new ride gets a little over 14. Huge improvement by way of percentages.
I go by hours run in mine.
And Where’s your Dog? only Tulpa Doesn’t have a Dog….
/Ducks from cat owners…
I am a slave to my cat masters.
I don’t own a dog or a cat, but snakes live in my ceiling.
Mine only demand food at regular intervals thank God
When you put a bowl of food down in front of a dog, the dog thinks, “You’re feeding me! You must be a god!”
When you put a bowl of food down in front of a cat, the cat thinks, “You’re feeding me! I must be a god!”
We did build the pyramids for them after all.
It’s just SO cool to hate on the great Canadian trio.
Saw them for the first time on the R40 tour. Those mofos can still play their asses off.
OT: another fun takedown of climate bullshit from one of my favorite curmudgeons.
That was fun
In a sane world, the voters would punish these prima donnas for wasting their tax dollars filing such frivolous horseshit.
At least justify it to the Public, but FYTW so…
Thanks for linking to this. Looks like some good stuff Written by a guy much smarter than I, well they all are really.
that’s not hard.
Straff, you got any Pets? Post em!
My dog
https://imgur.com/gallery/xCa4Y
Lemmy!
The original Smart TV.
Bunch of fucking nerds
I resent that! There’s no fucking going on here!
There’s some guy asking for dog sex pictures.
What, All you have Are Dog sex pictures? Ewww
Sick ass puppy porn.
Is he God?
Meant as a reply to Playa.
I masturbate while listening to audio of women’s tennis.
Now that I get. I don’t do it, but I get it.
You don’t even want to know what audio of you women listen to while they masturbate.
I think we’re on the same page. Derail a nerd thread by any means possible.
Wait…. I know you….
I’ve tried. It’s pointless to try and intervene when the nerds on here get to taking up half a post talking about video games. It goes on and on…
Wait, who is talking about video games?
You people get so boring at night. It’s almost like you have lives or something. /lonely
Indeed… I’m here almost every night (I get off work at midnight) and very few people are here.
Right now I’m drinking wine, preparing another pot of keema aloo, and listening to Wagner (you know who else listened to Wagner?)
Who? Did Wagner write Kill The Rabbit?
Ride of the TeufulHund!
Martin Sheen?
Drinking vine and eatin chitten?
Natalie Wood?
Go on…
I guess her fatal mistake was not listening to Wagner.
Lindsey Wagner?
Doh!
More like Natalie Would, amirite guys?
She was pretty cute.
“Natalie Wood, and Tab wouldn’t.”
(No, I didn’t make that up.)
Aww…
If you’re still around, I’d like to hear more about your editing work. I took a couple of years of TV production, and a year of cinematography in HS, and I still think about having to splice film with an old scraper-style splicer.
Penis.
Real mature, Mulva.
IS EVIL.
I will Survive….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY
But I like Cake,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJjVMqNIgA
They all like cake.
It’s only Natural.
The old pop band idea that ‘we got a black guy, that means he can rap’
Car Crash Sisters. Noisy song, driving sound. Weird video. From Mexico City. https://youtu.be/epddZMiavUw
hmmm
I think you passed.
Although I now see 2 sets of html buttons.
OK, that’s not fair, changin’ up your post… :(~
What’s the reply form look like for you? Do you have b i link and quote buttons?
Yes I do.
Under them, the “original” link, bold, strikethrough, italics, blockquote
Are you using Monocle?
Yes.
Ah, OK. Thanks. The more elaborate quicktags are from Monocle, the others from what I’m doing now. So, that will have to go. It will be too weighty. Sorry non-Monocle users. No quicktags for you! (2 years?)
I just woke up and now I have to take a pifs.
Sort of an Old Man With Liquid Gold, eh?
Does Derp or anyone else have any background on why if the rest of the printing characters look normal, the “s” is ‘offset’ vertically and looks less s-like?