Wednesday Morning Links

This week already feels weird. It feels like a Tuesday. No wait, it feels like a Friday. Or a Monday. Or…well anything but a Wednesday.  Damn, its hard together back in the work mode. Which is probably not what RichRod was thinking when he checked his email this morning or late last night in N. Nogales, AZ. This is sure one hell of a weird way to lose your job. And one hell of a way for a school to let you go for losing to Purdue. Because from what I can read of the story, the “shocking” headline notwithstanding, they’re paying him as if he was fired without cause, the “accuser” refused to cooperate or hand over anything to substantiate her claim of…what exactly?  And they never once mention anything he might have done wrong.

Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark.

His workday was marginally worse than the grounds crew in Melbourne, after the ICC rated the MCG “poor” following an uninspired fourth test draw in the Ashes series. The Limeys have already been embarrassed in the five match series, having failed to retain (correction from earlier post there) the silverware or even be competitive, but this at least moves the spotlight away from their poor play and onto someone else.

The Las Vegas hockey team keeps rolling. As does Man City in soccer, who all but have the EPL locked up just over halfway through the season. Crystal Palace and West Ham also won to move further away from the bottom of the table.  And Kansas looks to be in jeopardy of not winning the Big 12 (with ten teams) this year after dropping another conference game at home.

That was a schizo sports update, I know. But most of you don’t come here for that anyway. You come for…the links!

Replying with all the seriousness Kim Jong Un deserves, Donald Trump takes to twitter after Kim’s “I’ve got a button” remarks. LOL. I mean, that’s all I can do is laugh. If we’d have had this kind of statesmanship instead of bowing and scraping and giving free food and aid every time the little nutcase made a threat while building nukes, perhaps we wouldn’t be dealing with a little nutcase with nukes making threats now.

Where’s the button, fat boy?

Germany doesn’t believe in free speech. Because those poor, sensitive immigrants wan’t read words like this without getting bomb-y.  But the words are the problem…not the ensuing bombiness, right Merkel? Not to be outdone, England piles on the anti-speech wagon too. Funny that the guy is tagged with being right-wing when the real Nazis were socialists in every sense of the word, which last time I checked was pretty far on the right side of the spectrum.  ooh, maybe the Commies and Socialists “switched sides” like the Dems and GOP are said to have done sometime right before or after a majority of Dems voted against the civil rights bill.

Dammit, Jim. I told you to delete everything once we were done! That’s what I’m imagining the latest correspondence between a certain woodland walker from New York and a certain unemployed former civil “servant” went like.  I’m grabbing the popcorn.

Doing their best to fuck up the gravy train, the union representing the snowplow and trash truck drivers in Chicago set a strike vote for Sunday. I don’t get it. Does the city manage all trash service exclusively?  Because in a city that is rapidly growing and will be larger than Chicago very soon, we let neighborhoods or individuals negotiate with competitive trash service.I know their users pay a fairly low rate, but perhaps opening it to competition and getting rid of the legacy costs might be worth considering. As to the low rate, I pay about $100 a year for trash service that comes twice a week for garbage and once a month for large items.

An Oregonian attempting to fill his tank.

More hilarity as Oregonians voice their displeasure at having to learn a new skill. If you can’t pump gas or change a tire (sorry to any people out there who lack the basic skill or cognitive ability to learn how to work a jack or lug wrench), you shouldn’t be able to drive a car.

OK, this is a dick move. But I’m having a hard time ginning up too much anger at the offending party when the masses of the “aggrieved” are such assclowns.

Trying to keep the music going strong early in 2018.

Have a great day, friends!

Comments

523 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. PieInTheSKy

    Germany doesn’t believe in free speech. – it does, just government approved free speech.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Freedom is, after all, listening to your betters. You americans failed to learn this important fact.

      1. …and asking permission. Don’t forget asking permission!

    2. LJW

      Germany: We are distancing ourselves from our NAZI past by doing… Well doing what the NAZI’s did.

      1. Drake

        Hey – big difference! Now they are international socialist who cozy up to the Muslims and rule Europe.

        IAZI doesn’t have the ring to it.

        1. wdalasio

          It sounds like a dice game.

        2. kbolino

          IAZI doesn’t make sense because NAZI is not an acronym.

          It would be Internazi. Although I agree it doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    3. Rasilio

      Hey, you can have all of the approved free speech you want as long as your papers are in order

      1. Drake

        Mark Steyn would be locked in a dungeon over there.

        The amazing part of the article – the Swedes now have special semen-sniffing dogs to track down rapists.

        1. Atanarjuat

          Where are the “fuck you, I’m Millwall” types in all of this? It seems like there must be at least a few guys who are doing some vigilant justice, but you never hear about it.

          1. Drake

            Soldiers of Odin is a spreading backlash.

  2. Does the city manage all trash service exclusively?

    Probably. It is Chicago. I wouldn’t be surprised if being a trash collector is outlawed if you’re not on the city payroll.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Chicago glibs should form a gang rent a limo and do a door to door trash service for the rich.

      1. Monocle Hauling Corporation, “Trash Haulers for the Elite!”

      2. Pat

        Heh, I just watched that episode the other day.

    2. cyto

      We had that debate when i was living in Atlanta. Mayoral candidate Bill Campbell promised Buckhead voters that he would privatize services such as trash collection if elected. They wanted back door pickup like their neighbors to the north. Unsurprisingly, it didn’t happen.

      Here in south Florida, I pay the city about 4x your annual hundred bucks for curbside service.

      1. robc

        On the other hand, when I lived in the city of Middletown, KY (pop: 5000) my total tax bill to the city, which provided trash pickup, was less than what my parents paid for private tax pickup in an unincorporated part of the county.

        It was a private company, so the power of group purchasing can be used by a city. Probably only a small city though, as you need a small enough part of the market to allow competitors to exist, but large enough to get a bulk discount.

        1. robc

          7,218 pop in 2010 census, so I was a bit off. But order of magnitude was right.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Hardin County contracts with a trash hauler for certain terms that are then available to everyone in the county.

            It’s a qualified monopoly for residential service.

            I believe the contract is re-let every 3 years.

        2. dorvinion

          My city contracts waste pickup also (pop 10,500 or so)

          $12 to 18 a month depending on the size of your garbage tote, for weekly pickup of waste and recyclables and twice a year they do bulk collection
          They use the grappling arm thing on trucks so a single driver can do the pickup quickly and easily.

          I’ve no complaints.
          Best I ever found when living in an unincorporated suburb of Chicago was $50 a month a few years back. Before I found that company the previous provider charged 70 a month.

          1. We’re about $200 annually, and the city contracts with a single private company. $200 beats the cost of hauling your own, for sure, but a few years ago they cut service down to once a week (from twice) and stopped doing stuff like vacuuming leaf piles at the road side. The predictable result is that once a week there are enormous piles of refuse and in the fall the streets mysteriously fill with leaves, giving the street cleaners hell.

    3. dorvinion

      Chicago uses city workers for residential trash pickup. Commercial and apartments use private.

      I don’t know if its changed recently, but last I heard they used 3 workers per truck, more than likely because of union rules.

      1. pan fried wylie

        3 workers per Stop/Slow sign, per side, per road-work site, sure, that’s union rules.

        3 workers per trash truck, if they’re manually transferring from your bin to the truck, isn’t unreasonable. If they use the arm thing, well, I suppose you still need another guy around besides the driver incase someone doesn’t put their bin at the curb properly (or they just skip it, I dunno?).

        Last summer in Silver Spring, I saw a crew of 25-30 guys working to re-pave over some water lines in an intersection. Took them like 4 days….1 day per patch of 3lanesX2ft.

    4. Slammer

      people should just start using metal cans and setting the garbage on fire

      1. Burning cans of garbage spawn homeless people.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Not as well as burning a house does.

          1. No, no, it’s just as effectaticous. Plop down a burning barrel, and in minutes you’ll have three ofr four homeless people congregating around it. Burn a house and you’ll have three or four homeless people wandering the area.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Spontaneous generation, but for street people. I like it.

    5. Pope Jimbo

      When I lived in Memphis, the trash collection was run by the city union and it was great. It was also heavily subsidized. You know why? Because MLK was assassinated in Memphis while there to support a strike by the trash collectors’ union.

      Now they are untouchable because to trim their budget would be like spitting on MLK’s legacy.

      1. I grew up in the badlands between Raleigh and Frayser.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Right on. (former resident of Millington)

  3. Ride marks anniversary of Wounded Knee Massacre

    Each year since 1986 riders have retraced the path Chief Bigfoot’s Lakota band traveled from Bridger, South Dakota, on what today is the Cheyenne River Indian Reservation to Wounded Knee. About fifty riders made the journey this year that included ceremonies at Wounded Knee and a final prayer in Pine Ridge Village. Participants say reliving the long ride is important way to remember the past and to help build a strong future.

    “It’s about remembering Chief Big Foot and his people,” said John Two-Hawks. “It’s about healing a wound that has existed in our culture since that day. And going back to that p;lace is a way to do that.”

    1. Not Adahn

      remembering Chief Big Foot

      STEVE SMITH is an Injun?

      1. You know what they called him in private?

  4. PieInTheSKy

    More hilarity as Oregonians voice their displeasure at having to learn a new skill. If you can’t pump gas or change a tire (sorry to any people out there who lack the basic skill or cognitive ability to learn how to work a jack or lug wrench), you shouldn’t be able to drive a car. – how em I supposed to know where the hose goes? How much gas I should put in? What is gas anyway?

    1. straffinrun

      Or you can write for TOS.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        First rule of tire changing is always check your hair to maximum windswept look.

    2. Pat

      The funniest thing is that the gas stations aren’t required to offer self service. If you’re too goddamned retarded to stick a nozzle in a fuel tank like the rest of the world has been doing for a century, you can always find a station gouging you for an extra 50 cents a gallon so some high school dropout can do it for minimum wage.

      1. DEG

        And only in certain parts of the state:

        To be clear, the new law only applies to the 15 least-dense of Oregon’s 36 counties and it doesn’t even force residents in those areas to pump their own gas. It simply gives them the option to.

      2. Endless Mike

        THIS – Plus the condescending clucking, “Businesses and customers PREFER to have full service, and are willing to pay extra for it” – right, which is why as soon as it isn’t required, 99% of the stations go back to self-serve.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “How much gas I should put in? ”

      Just hold a lighter up to the nozzle so you can see the level. There, problem solved.

      1. Given that most pumps auto-stop when the tank fills up, I’m still trying to figure out how the one time I overfilled a tank happened. It was one of the first times I’d pumped gas, so I could have restarted the pump manually.

      2. PieInTheSKy

        I wanna be sure I get it right. You mean like this?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myIbWvpPxu0

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Now THAT’s peak derp.

        2. I love the guy’s reaction, it’s exactly what I’d do. “…huh. Ok, let’s go somewhere else before she makes eye contact or explodes.”

    4. Private Chipperbot

      A company I worked for years ago had a claim where a girl working at a marina filled the fresh water tank with fuel. She spilled some into the boat and tried to clean it with a vacuum cleaner. It sparked and the boat went up. She was blown over the stern and wasn’t injured.

    5. Atanarjuat

      Have these helpless Oregonians never gone on an out of state road trip?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Only to New Jersey, apparently.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          On one tank of gas.

    6. dorvinion

      Last September when I was on vacation, one of the stops we had planned was in Oregon. We found one of the few self service pumps in the state at the campground at Crater Lake.

      Unfortunately because I was towing a trailer, I needed to stop and let someone else fill up the tank about 100miles from the border of Idaho. So close

      Ultimately the Oregon leg of our vacation was a bust because Crater Lake was filled with smoke from nearby fires.

    7. Drake

      My wife’s car was in the shop twice last year for a “check-engine” light with an emissions error. Probably because the idiot at the gas station can’t properly replace a gas cap.

      A year or so ago there was supposed to be a deal in NJ where they would raise the gas tax and drop the full-service only law, Then our politicians came to their senses, raised the tax and kept the full-service because fuck you, you live in NJ.

    8. Mad Scientist

      Fuck Oregon.

  5. Oregonians lose it when they realize they might have to start pumping their own gas

    I once had the misfortune of having to stop for gas in New Jersey, and was pissed off that I had to deal with some lunkhead bumbler rather than just doing it myself. Unlike grocery store checkouts, pumping gas is something the customer should do, since it puts them in direct control of the quantity added.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I like to keep one of my orphans in the trunk for just that purpose.

      1. In the trunk? You’re such a sweetheart. I just drag mine behind the car.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      That happened to me the first time I was in NJ. I get out and start pumping and a guys runs out yelling at me that I can’t do that. I was dumbfounded.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Same exact thing happened to me. I stood by next to him watching…in disbelief.

        NJ is for retards.

        1. WTF

          Yeah, well Canada is the Nick Gillespie of nations.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Beats RACHEL MADDOW!

          2. Rasilio

            Sure but NJ is the Shika Dalmia of states

          3. WTF

            Rasilio is the MNG of commenters.

        2. creech

          Last time I had to fill up in NJ, my credit card got hit twice for the same charge. I don’t know whether the idiot couldn’t use the slot right or was deliberately trying to scam customers. Took me a whole round of correspondence with the credit card company (“how do we know you didn’t use the card for your wife who might be filling her car up behind you at the same time and day?) Thanks for the “convenience” NJ.

    3. MikeS

      I had no idea this was even a thing. How many states have a law like this?

      1. dorvinion

        Just Oregon and Jersey

        They say its a safety thing, which we all know is BS.

        1. I’d heard, and this was confirmed in a sense by one of the quoted tweets, that it’s a labor law thing. Allowing people to pump their own gas would result in the loss of filling station jobs. The corollary being, of course, that people so overwhelmingly prefer to pump their own gas (and scan their own groceries, park their own cars, etc.) that it wouldn’t be worth the cost to keep a pump operator on the payroll. In other words, you have to force people to accept and pay for a “service” they don’t want in order to keep people employed as menial laborers that nobody actually needs.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Reminds me of a story. I was using the self-check out cash at a store. This place has an over-bearing woman checking in on patrons to the point you want to yell at her to back off. She’s also loud. One of the times I was there she said, ‘please use the self-serve something, something to protect my job.’

            It was a strange statement to make publicly. Never mind she didn’t see the irony that the point is to eventually eradicate cashiers.

          2. MikeS

            There will always* be a lackey hanging around ready to show grandma how to ring up her Braeburn apples, or to tell the computer that, yes, I am old enough to buy spray paint. She is angling to be the head lackey.

            *For a long time anyway. Long after human cashiers are gone, an overseer will still be there.

          3. Floridaman

            Of course, we’d make the system idiot proof, except then the idiots couldn’t buy things.

      2. Two – Oregon and New Jersey.

        1. MikeS

          Thanks guys. I now see the article stated that.

          Something is screwy with my work PC and some sites (including the SF Gate) take literally 5-10 minutes to load (I’m still trying to get the Hill article to open). It finally opened and I see there isn’t anything to read that you all haven’t already commented. That’s the last link I ever open!

          1. Mad Scientist

            Try this article at Jalopnik. It contains the same quotes from the befuddled Oregonians.

          2. MikeS

            Funny! My favorite snark quote from the author:

            On the skills spectrum, pumping gas is closer to “urinating by yourself” than it is to “properly eating a lobster,” or “building a model rocket.” It’s just not that big a deal.

        2. Not Adahn

          But NY doesn’t allow the use of the fill-up nozzle lock. Which in the winter is utter bullshit.

    4. Creosote Achilles

      There was a recent article in a our daily birdcage liner advocating that people in Portland should tip the pump jockeys because it is ‘hard work in rough weather’. Uh, no. I am not tipping for a service I am required by law to receive and that actually costs me the most precious of all valuable commodities; my time. I blew it off as just click bait.

      Until later that day when the pump jockey had obviously read the article asked for a tip. I told him, “I’m the dalai lama. On your deathbed you shall receive enlightenment. So now you’ve got that going for you.”

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Did he get the reference?

  6. Count Potato

    “That’s what I’m imagining the latest correspondence between a certain woodland walker from New York and a certain unemployed former civil “servant” went like. ”

    Will there be a SugaFree version?

    1. SugarFree

      Hillary and Comey must have the weirdest relationship ever. He kept her out of jail–which kept her in the presidential race–and spiked her chances at the last minute with the Huma emails on Carlos Danger’s computer, but then at least tried to fuck over Trump’s hollow victory over the only person he could have beaten, the most hated shrew in America. It’s almost classic negging behavior. But why would anyone try to get into Hillary’s polyester pants? That’s the undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveler returns. It puzzles the will…

      1. WTF

        The only reason Comey talked about the Huma emails on Carlos Danger’s computer was because the NYPD also had gotten that info, and Comey couldn’t risk them breaking it and revealing the Comey cover-up.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        But why would anyone try to get into Hillary’s polyester pants?

        The pseudo-penis beckons, like a syrene on the ocean breeze.

        Comey had his staff chain him to the mast, but once he heard its call, there was no going back.

        1. SugarFree

          Great. Now I’m going to be hearing the creepy “Lady of the Lake” singing from Excalibur all day.

  7. straffinrun

    Woman cooks with her mouth

    For the stuffing, she chews up the onion, carrots, celery, parsley, garlic, bread, lemon—and this is where it gets tough—a raw egg and a small slab of butter. She just chews it up and spits it in the bowl. Then she mixes it together with her hands and stuffs it in a raw turkey.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Fun fact: that’s the traditional way to make sake.

      1. Nephilium

        And an ancient ale called Chicha.

        1. robc

          dammit. But I included the enzyme factoid.

          1. Nephilium

            I did include the link… if I wasn’t at work, I may have tried to hunt down the video of the entire staff keeping a bucket of masticated corn under their desks.

          2. robc

            That was amusing.

            I was disappointed the link wasn’t to a chicharia (sp?) in Peru though.

      2. robc

        Also Chicha beer.

        There is a enzyme in women’s saliva (and some men’s saliva) that gets the mash going.

        1. straffinrun

          Have you tried Huma beer?

          1. WTF

            Huma Weiner?

  8. PieInTheSKy

    My Old Kentoki Home

    http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-arts-and-culture/books/251494/my-old-kentoki-home

    Kentoki, as it’s known in Yiddish, first published serially in 1921–22, is largely forgotten today, revived only in translator Gertrude Dubrovsky’s 1990 English rendering published by the University of Alabama Press (and quoted here). But this vast lyrical masterwork was once required reading in Jewish schools from Lithuania to Argentina and was even set to music performed by Yiddish choirs around the world, providing an entire generation of Jews with their first glimpse of a wider America. Reading Kentoki today is an unsettling experience, not only because of its lyrical heights, but also because its America isn’t the “Golden Land” of sweatshop ancestors who made this country their own. Instead, Kentoki, with its rich beauty, racial tensions, and dramas of assimilation and return, feels weirdly familiar—a drill-down to the sources of the intertwined ease and discomfort that characterize Jewish life in America today.

    Y.Y. Shvarts (often called “I.J. Schwartz” in English) was a Yiddish poet whose trajectory was entirely typical of his generation until he crossed the Mason–Dixon Line. Born in a shtetl near Kovno, Lithuania, in 1884, in 1906 Shvarts followed the mob to America, where he continued his career as a Yiddish poet and translator, producing Yiddish editions of medieval and modern Hebrew poets as well as Shakespeare, Milton, and his greatest influence, Walt Whitman. He lived long enough to enjoy his generation’s ultimate Eden: retirement in Florida. But it was his move to Lexington, Kentucky, at the age of 33 that left its mark on the Jewish American epic. And Kentoki is an epic in the largest sense.

  9. I Believe in Intelligent Design … for Robots

    As robots push into our oceans and into space and everywhere in between, their design will unfold in fascinating ways. You may want a humanoid robot to explore decidedly human environments like buildings, where it can climb stairs and turn knobs (and hell, do backflips). But where humanity is headed, we’ll need unique robots for unique niches.

    “People often say that the human hand is the perfect tool for handling objects,” says Loeb of Syntouch. “No. What it is, is that almost all the objects that we handle in civilization were designed to be handled by the human hand.”

    So get ready to meet weird robots and shake their weird hands, as the machines diversify beyond your imagination. As Charles Darwin put it, “endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”

    1. straffinrun

      Almost all the objects.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        What came first, the penis or the hand?

    2. Pat

      “People often say that the human hand is the perfect tool for handling objects,” says Loeb of Syntouch. “No. What it is, is that almost all the objects that we handle in civilization were designed to be handled by the human hand.”

      Pretty sure the hand predates the objects, so that kinda makes sense don’t it? The hand wouldn’t have developed that way if it weren’t advantageous on all its own.

      1. leonadasiv

        But it makes sense that the objects we built, we built to be easy to manipulate with our hands.

  10. OK, this is a dick move. But I’m having a hard time ginning up too much anger at the offending party when the masses of the “aggrieved” are such assclowns.

    According to the article (I know, I’m breaking all my rules today), the vegan themselves order the tomato pie containing regular cheese. So really, the chef did nothing but fill the order.

    1. As a former line cook, it’s not my job or, frankly, ambition, to make sure you’re adhering to your asinine, nonsensical, self-imposed dietary restrictions. I bust the balls of vegetarians on a pretty routine basis, but all of the ones I know personally aren’t dicks about it. If they find out something was cooked in chicken broth at a restaurant, they mark it down as a lesson learned and move on. They tell servers that they’re vegetarians and assume everyone is operating in good faith, and 99.9% of the time everyone walks away happy. Even the “ethical” vegetarians I know aren’t preachy. They’ve made a decision to live a certain way for their own reasons, and if other people do different things, that’s fine.

      Every single vegan I’ve ever met, on the other hand…

  11. Tundra

    Mike Perrone said he’s been living in Oregon his whole life and refuses to pump his own gas. The reason?

    “I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it.”a

    ಠ_ಠ

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Also people should come to my house to tie my shoes

    2. Think of it as evolution in action.

      1. Take the warning labels off all the bottles and let nature take its course?

    3. To be fair, everything in California can kill you, according to the government.

  12. Christmas Lingerie Party Ends With 70 Arrested On Pot Charges

    News outlets report Cartersville police said in a release that officers responded to a suburban home about 40 miles from Atlanta early Sunday morning. Partygoers told police the loud sounds were fireworks, not gunshots.

    The Cartersville Daily Tribune reports that police found evidence of drugs and started an investigation. It’s not clear how much pot police found, but at least 63 people were charged with possession of less than 1 ounce (28 grams).

    A flyer obtained by WXIA-TV described the event as a “Christmas lingerie/pajama party” celebrating a 21st birthday.

    Lt. M.E. Bettikofer with Cartersville police says the investigation is ongoing.

    1. DEG

      I’m certain their investigation is ongoing. Pay no attention to those drums of lube showing up at the police station.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      No pics? I am disappoint.

    3. Rasilio

      Why are there no pictures with that story?

      1. Slammer

        All the pics are on the cops phones

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The trash story minds me of someplace I lived, where there were competing private trash services. I’m not sure where it was, but one company’s trucks had, “Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your garbage back” on them.

    1. Count Potato

      Did they get that from the Sopranos?

      1. ::Emilio Estevez-style high fives Count Potato with trash can lid::

  14. Pat

    Crowded hospitals ‘put patients at risk’

    Patients are at risk in overcrowded hospitals, doctors are warning, after NHS bosses in England ordered more non-urgent operations to be cancelled.

    Planned treatments had already been postponed until mid-January, but NHS England said on Tuesday that would now be extended to the end of the month.

    It comes as hospitals struggle to cope with the surge in patients being seen.

    The Royal College of Emergency Medicine said care was suffering, but NHS bosses denied there was a crisis.

    Maybe the UK should join the rest of the civilized world offering high quality socialized health care.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Evil Tories under-funding the system.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      I often hear healthcare is cheaper in the EU and then about delays and such well right wing governments underfunded the system. Well if it were fully funded it would not be some much cheaper, would it?

      1. leonadasiv

        But i thought that since it was socialism, that it was free, how could it be expensive?

    3. kbolino

      Or the U.S. with its wonderful certificate of need regimes.

  15. Count Potato

    “”But instead when they did come in they only ordered two dishes off the a standard menu, a roasted cauliflower dish and a margherita pizza which obviously has buffalo mozzarella cheese.

    “When one of the waitresses came into the kitchen she commented that she thought one of the vegans had been eating the pizza. The comment came from that.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/02/chef-gets-death-threats-claiming-have-spiked-vegan-diner/

    So it doesn’t sound like she spiked anything.

    1. robc

      Really bad twitter comment by the chef though.

    2. The definition of a margherita pizza is a pizza with sliced tomatoes, basil, and fresh buffalo mozzarella. That’s what makes it a margherita pizza. Remove the cheese and it’s something else. Some sort of flatbread appetizer, perhaps. It reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer sends his gazpacho back because it’s cold.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Nuh-uh. Crushed San Marzanos, fior di latte (there’s controversy about using bufala on a Margherita vera).

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Margherita

        1. Oh, well, San Marzanos on the right side of the tracks, I suppose…

  16. straffinrun

    The investigators also confirmed that the FBI began drafting a statement exonerating Clinton of any crimes while evidence responsive to subpoenas was still outstanding and before agents had interviewed more than a dozen key witnesses.

    Sounds familiar.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      The idea behind all this was obviously to really half-ass a biased investigation because Clinton was going to win and the investigation wouldn’t ever be scrutinized. Too bad for them that didn’t quite work out.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “I don’t even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian…..I say NO THANKS!” said Sandy Franklin on Facebook, in response to a post by local news station KTVL that asked for viewers’ opinions on the new law.

    “Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas and the hazards of not doing it correctly. Besides I don’t want to go to work smelling of gas when I get it on my hands or clothes,” wrote Tina Good.

    Mike Perrone said he’s been living in Oregon his whole life and refuses to pump his own gas. The reason?

    “I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it.”

    That’s… special.

    1. “Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas and the hazards of not doing it correctly. Besides I don’t want to go to work smelling of gas when I get it on my hands or clothes,” wrote Tina Good.

      Yet, 48 states of your fellow Americans have no trouble filling their own tanks and not spilling it all over themselves. Is your assertation that Oregonians are too stupid to operate a gas pump?

      1. straffinrun

        With a name like Tina Good, maybe she’s used to riding in the passenger seat.

      2. Mad Scientist

        I wear a Tyvek suit whenever I pump gas just in case I pull the nozzle out of the tank and point it at myself and squeeze the handle and hold it that way. Getting gas takes an extra half an hour this way, but at least I can be assured that my hands and clothes won’t smell.

        1. Nephilium

          I remember some comedian back in the day joking about stopping at the gas station on the way home from the strip club, and splashing some gasoline on to cover the scent of strippers from his girlfriend/wife.

      3. How many of those people voted for Clinton and believe that people in Arkansas, Alabama, Texas, etc., are stupid, mouth-breathing in-bred hicks? I’m going for 100%. I may have to revise my “State Least Likely to Visit – West Coast” award. California’s government is stunningly idiotic and it seems like a lot of the people are suffering from Stockholm syndrome, but Oregonians might be so stupid they actually require a nanny state.

  18. Addiction stats say U.S. is failing — bigly

    The most Congress has done was to appropriate $1 billion for drug treatment over two years. Experts say the need requires tens of billions of dollars — each and every year.

    This was the year, too, that Congress tried to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act — our nation’s health insurance policy. That would have cut access to addiction treatment for millions of people.

    While that effort failed repeatedly, not from the lack of support from Capito and Jenkins, the successful tax reform bill killed the individual mandate to the ACA, which — according to projections — will cost some 13 million people their health insurance but pass along $300 billion in savings to the rich.

    The nation’s drug addiction will be impossible to crack if we — for some perverse notion — value the material wealth of our nation’s richest one percent over the well-being of a neighbor, a friend, a family member, a community.

    1. Pat

      If you can’t exercise enough personal responsibility to keep yourself off drugs I frankly don’t give a fuck whether you live or die – that’s on you. Can I get part of that billion dollar check?

    2. Atanarjuat

      First, you must convince me that Congress is well-equipped to handle addiction crises.

    3. leonadasiv

      “Experts say the need requires tens of billions of dollars — each and every year.”

      These experts wouldn’t happen to be receiving some of these monies would they? Because that would be a ‘conflict of interest’.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Why no, of course not, why would you think that?

        *starts Ferrari, speeds off*

    4. PieInTheSKy

      we — for some perverse notion — value the material wealth of our nation’s richest one percent over the well-being of a neighbor, a friend, a family member, a community. – I hate to go all cliche but who is this we that we value things? And what does me valuing someones wealth has to to with him being allowed to keep it?

    5. A Fuggin White Male

      This topic comes up sometimes in my AA meetings, because we have a lot of NA’s come in lately due to the rise in opioid abuse locally.

      If there’s one thing I’ve learned from listening to the opioid users that have managed to stay clean, it is that these addiction treatment centers and rehab facilities DO NOT WORK!!! They’re places for addicts to go to manage withdrawal symptoms until they find the money to go out and use again. So I laugh when people say “we need more money for (this or that)”. Like they fucking know. And it’s always a family member of an addict or some busy-body do-gooder calling for this shit. You know who isn’t calling for more money for rehab facilities or treatment centers? Actual addicts. You know why? Deep down, they know they don’t fucking work.

    6. kbolino

      Affordable Care Act — our nation’s health insurance policy

      Except for Medicaid, Medicare, ERs, HMOs, and you know, actual health insurance. Otherwise, it’s a total wasteland of dying people out here!

  19. Old Man With Candy

    That was a schizo sports update, I know. But most of you don’t come here for that anyway.

    Which is true because none of that was actual sports.

  20. Atanarjuat

    I was hoping some of you could offer advice on a situation. I have been dating a young lady for a short time, and things are going well. She is fun, better looking than me, and even open to libertarian politics. We’ve been dating about 5 months but were friends before that. Now it’s getting a bit more serious and she told me she is in love with me. The only problem is she is a DACA “dreamer”. I’ve heard ending DACA might be Trump’s next legislative priority. I want to help her stay here and fix her citizenship issues (she has no passport), which really are her parents’ fault, as she was 5 when they came here. It’s a little early to propose marriage, but I could certainly see myself doing that if necessary, which I’ve considered because a friend married a Filipino woman, and he told me there is some sort of status even for the fiancee of a US citizen.

    1. Pat

      K-1 visa is for fiances. It expires after 90 days if you don’t tie the knot.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I thought you were telling him to go on ’90-Day Fiance’.

    2. Best I can tell that would be a K-1 visa. Don’t know if it may require some shenanigans with briefly returning to the country of origin to avoid complications or not – I am not an immigration expert, and the law is a mess. If she doesn’t have any documentation from her country of origin, you might have more problems.

    3. straffinrun

      and she told me she is in love with me

      Aren’t we missing some kind of response here?

      1. He’s a cold Aspie… like the rest of us…

        1. straffinrun

          It’s not stimming if your hands are in your pants.

        2. Atanarjuat

          ^^^

          Although I do feel the same way toward her.

          1. straffinrun

            You still haven’t said it.

          2. Atanarjuat

            Ok, I’m in love with the girl, happy?

          3. straffinrun

            Not to ME, to HER. *SMDH*

          4. straffinrun

            Seriously though, you know her. If you think you can trust her, then do what it takes. Also, I doubt Trump is going to actually wind up kicking the dreamers out. At least I hope he isn’t that much of an asshole.

          5. WTF

            It wouldn’t be Trump kicking the “Dreamers” out, it would be the congress that wrote the law.

      2. *arches eyebrow*

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        “I….love you.”

        “I’m hungry. Let’s get something to eat.”

    4. Tundra

      Pics?

      1. Atanarjuat

        Wow, that really displays way more personal info than I expected.

        1. Tundra

          Have the bosses nuke it.

          1. Atanarjuat

            Yes, please and thank you. Sorry for the bother.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          Want me to kill the post?

          1. Atanarjuat

            Oops, replied in the wrong spot. Yes, please.

        3. Scruffy Nerfherder

          *updates stalking target list*

        4. Do you want that comment zorched?

          1. Atanarjuat

            Zorch away. Thanks.

        1. Tundra

          Now you’re just showing off, asshole 😉

        2. straffinrun

          50 Shades of Gray audition? Kidding. She’s a cutie.

        3. SugarFree

          You need to lock that shit down, bruh.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        More seriously, consider whether she would be OK with you sharing that.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      She is fun, better looking than me, and even open to libertarian politics. We’ve been dating about 5 months but were friends before that. Now it’s getting a bit more serious and she told me she is in love with me.

      You’ll find out if it’s really love after she gets the green card. Los Doyers can tell you all about this- he’s working on a green card for a tranny.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        I see no one’s commented on this and it’s nearing noon in the east. Please tell me this has a hilarious backstory.

    6. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Consult an immigration attorney.

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      even open to libertarian politics

      Its a trap.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        and traps are gay. so it is very gay

    8. We’ve been dating about 5 months
      and
      It’s a little early to propose marriage

      ::Does not compute. Does not compute. Error! Errrrr-oooorrrrrrrrr!::

      1. Tundra

        Be fair, Sloop. 20 minutes into the first dat e is a little speedy for most people.

        1. I don’t get all this formal, Victorian-level courtship here.
          “Ooh, look at us! We’re gonna date for more than a month before getting married.”
          Damn puritans.

          1. Nephilium

            More then a month… I’ve been dating the girlfriend for 5 years now.

            /checks for buckles on shoes

    9. Atanarjuat

      Thank you all for your advice, (which autocorrected to abuse) and compliments as well.

      1. *NOTE* Too much info comment and all those following have been removed at request – you are not missing time, and aliens did not abduct you.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          That’s not what the History guy says.

        2. Atanarjuat

          Yeah, it was noticed and appreciated.

        3. Certified Public Asshat

          I missed the first picture? *shakes fist at Swiss*

    10. Slammer

      Wait and Ask Zardoz

      1. SugarFree

        Zardoz was hurt when he was young, and still quite bitter. Why else think the penis is evil?

        1. He’s a Malthusian Feminist?

    11. Suthenboy

      I dont know either of you well enough to give you advice on romance. I will just tell you this: I dated my wife for less than a year. We have been married 20? years, maybe 22, I cant remember and neither can she. It has been the best two decades of my life by a long shot. Before I was married I catted around quite a bit. I was miserable and didn’t realize how miserable I was until I found this one. Take SugarFree’s advice. Lock that shit down and dont look back.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Take SugarFree’s advice.

        woah , woah, WOAH! take a step back after saying such a thing and re-evaluate.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Take SugarFree’s advice.

        I’ll take Sentences That Have Never Been Uttered Before In The History Of English for $500, Alex.

        1. Count Potato

          LOL

    12. She is fun, better looking than me, and even open to libertarian politics.

      So mythical, then? Well, you’ve got no problem.

  21. PieInTheSKy

    The Mellon Tax Cuts of the 1920s

    http://bradleyahansen.blogspot.de/2017/12/the-mellon-tax-cuts-of-1920s.html

    “Opponents of tax cuts claim that the large income tax cuts in the 1920s caused increased inequality and the Great Depression

    On the other hand, proponents of tax cuts have used the 1920s tax cuts (sometimes referred to as the Mellon after the Secretary of the Treasury Andrew Mellon) to illustrate how tax cuts can fuel so much economic growth that they generate increases in revenue

    I am not persuaded that either of these stories clearly establishes connections between cause (tax cuts) and effect (inequality, economic growth, Great Depression). “

    1. kbolino

      I love how the left’s solution to inequality is world war. Nothing equalizes the human race like mass suffering and death.

  22. Love it or hate it, bitcoin represents a market out of control

    The libertarian view, with a strong following in the tech community, is not single-minded, but it has often come down in favour of things like encrypted messaging, with the goal of stopping groups like the U.S. National Security Agency from reading your email.

    In its harshest rendering, those strong free market principals oppose taxation as a form of theft and see the ideal world through a lens of social Darwinism where people should “eat what they kill” and devil take the hindmost.

    Digital currencies are a celebration of those principles.

    By design, bitcoin keeps your wealth strictly between you and the global blockchain that keeps an encrypted record of every valid currency unit.

    1. Pat

      In its harshest rendering, those strong free market principals oppose taxation as a form of theft and see the ideal world through a lens of social Darwinism where people should “eat what they kill” and devil take the hindmost.

      He’s got that strawman on the ropes.

      1. leonadasiv

        I was about to say the same thing.

    2. leonadasiv

      This makes the least sense to me. If you think Bitcoin is a bad bet, then don’t put money into it.

    3. Suthenboy

      Market out of control = Free market.

      The horror.

    1. Oh man. That’s a really good one. Thanks for sharing.

    2. Urban Meyer is Hitler?

      1. Only to you, Ted. Only to you.

  23. Get ready to look at some women with lust.

    http://archive.is/1zp2Z

    17, 22, 27, 36, 39

    1. Tundra

      39 is pretty. 40 has the best smile.

      What’s a cold ass honky?

      1. A working plumber?

    2. PieInTheSKy

      7 34 and 55

    3. #33 has a nice pussy

      1. straffinrun

        Do I even have to look?

    4. Count Potato

      Does #45 come with the beer?

    5. creech

      Give #17 a Phillies cap and I’m up for her.

    6. Can’t put my finger on it, but I got to 2 and didn’t need to see any other candidates.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    a girl working at a marina filled the fresh water tank with fuel. She spilled some into the boat and tried to clean it with a vacuum cleaner. It sparked and the boat went up. She was blown over the stern and wasn’t injured.

    You made that up!

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The nation’s drug addiction will be impossible to crack if we — for some perverse notion — value the material wealth of our nation’s richest one percent over the well-being of a neighbor, a friend, a family member, a community.

    Wheeeeee!

    1. the successful tax reform bill killed the individual mandate to the ACA, which — according to projections — will cost some 13 million people their health insurance

      “cost”? So, if not forced to get it, they simply won’t do so on their own? Are they forbidden?

      1. leonadasiv

        Stop trying to inject your hetero-normative view of what is happening. If people are not forced to buy a product, then people are being excluded from healthcare.

    2. leonadasiv

      “value the material wealth of our nation’s richest one percent over the well-being of a neighbor, a friend, a family member, a community.”

      Here’s an idea, instead of using a middleman, just form a charity and ask the One percent for some money. You will find that they are generous to a worthy cause. Or is it that they aren’t willing to give “tens of billions” so that you can live a lavish lifestyle while pretending to help the drug addicts.

      Also a lot of my research indicates that there is a significant overlap between the rich and the addicted. So you are asking the government to steal money from addicts and then use it to try to ‘help’ them.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      value the material wealth of our nation’s richest one percent over the well-being of a neighbor, a friend, a family member,

      You know, I can go over a list of reasons I might have an axe to grind over my neighbor, a friend or family member. Funny thing, that guy in my building driving an Audi R8 didn’t do anything to me.

      He even said hello at the elevator.

  26. Hyperion

    “More hilarity as Oregonians voice their displeasure at having to learn a new skill.”

    Luddites. Maybe they can attack the pumps with pitchforks.

  27. The patriarchs are falling. The patriarchy is stronger than ever

    Surely the results of the #MeToo phenomenon are worthy. It’s a seriously good thing Harvey Weinstein is gone and that the potential Harvey Weinsteins will think twice or thrice or a thousand times before harassing women whose fortunes they control. But “the end of patriarchy”? Look around.

    This month, United States President Donald Trump signed into law a tax bill that throws a bomb at women. The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act systematically guts benefits that support women who need support the most: It means an end to personal and dependent exemptions (a disaster for minimum-wage workers, nearly two-thirds of whom are women). An expiration date for child-care tax credits and a denial of such credits for immigrant children without Social Security cards. An end to the Affordable Care Act’s individual mandate. And, barely avoided, thanks to Democrats’ objections: An enshrinement of “fetal personhood” in the form of college savings accounts for unborn children, a sly grenade lobbed at legal abortion.

    Not to mention that Republican Congressmen plan to pay down the enormous federal deficit the bill will incur by slashing entitlements that, again, are critical to women:

    1. Pat

      It means an end to personal and dependent exemptions (a disaster for minimum-wage workers, nearly two-thirds of whom are women)

      I’m sure all those minimum wage single moms are itemizing too. Surely the doubling of the standard deduction will bypass them entirely.

      1. Hyperion

        Didn’t you hear the part about how only white males can get that doubling of the standard deduction? My wife actually told me about some dummies on derpbook who were saying that the tax cuts are only for white people. What? That isn’t true?

    2. Hyperion

      Oh muh gawds, does this mean we’re going to see a decrease in crack hoes cranking out welfare babies? Oh noes! Orphans, man the tear barrels!

    3. Count Potato

      So he threw a bomb, and lobbed a grenade?

    4. Dakotain

      Of course there is nothing patriarchal about Big Daddy government paying your way.

      1. Pat

        Needing 100 million men to take care of you instead of just one is true grrrl power.

        1. But you see, the solitary man would expect something in return.

      2. Slammer

        Stealing this

    5. Michael

      … that throws a bomb at women.

      The classic hag frag.

  28. Pat

    Delta Sued – 4 Flight Attendants Unite Against Alleged Anti-Semitism

    Four Delta flight attendants from New York — with work experience ranging from 10 to 40 years — are suing the airline for what they call “a pattern of intentionally discriminating and retaliating against ethnically Jewish, Hebrew and/or Israeli employees and passengers” … specifically on the flight they worked from NYC to Israel.

    1. straffinrun

      Sounds fishy. How many Jews fly from New York to Israel?

      1. Isn’t that somthing like 150% of the NYC-Israel air traffic?

  29. Old Man With Candy

    I get Rico to pump my gas.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      what is the mileage on a nice white van anyway?

      1. Old Man With Candy

        IT WAS A EUPHEMISM!

        1. PieInTheSKy

          well maybe that wan was to. You don’t know romanian euphemisms

  30. Hyperion

    “OK, this is a dick move. But I’m having a hard time ginning up too much anger at the offending party when the masses of the “aggrieved” are such assclowns.”

    Yeah, it’s stupid. No need to worry about the vegans anyway, after a few generations of them breeding, they’ll develop a brain about the size of a bunny rabbit and we can just put them out in the field to chew on weeds.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      It’s ok. I was told humans are omnivorous and were never meant to eat meat by a vegan. I’m always struck by how much knowledge vegetarians and vegans have about humans. Ever notice how they lecture about what we were *meant* to eat, or what our *original* diet was?

      Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

      1. humans are omnivorous and were never meant to eat meat

        I don’t think they understood what the word “Omnivorous” means then.

        1. Hyperion

          LOL. He understands that humans actually did eat meat, for hundreds of millions of years. He just also understands that they were not ‘meant’ to eat meat. /derp

          1. Hyperion

            “thousands”

      2. Old Man With Candy

        Whenever I get the “original diet” shit (the paleos love that as well), I ask them if we really want to aim for the life expectancy of our ancestors.

        I lose many friends this way.

        1. Hyperion

          Obviously our diet should consist mostly of jelly donuts. But I hear you. It’s like anytime I ever see an article about life extension technology and the people who are working on that, I cringe at the thought of reading the comments. If I do wade into the derp, I always point out a couple of things.

          Back in the Paleolithic, the expected lifetime of a human was around 20 years. Today, in the developed world, it’s 80. That’s a 4x increase. Why is that? Technology, of course. So when you talk about using technology to add a mere 20 healthy years to the human lifespan, the Luddites and Malthusians come crawling out from under their rocks and shit all over the place. If they’re so against adding to the ‘natural’ human lifespan, why don’t they stop using AC and modern medicine. Why don’t they refrain from getting that life saving surgery? Hypocrites.

          1. leonadasiv

            “Back in the Paleolithic, the expected lifetime of a human was around 20 years”

            Is this accounting for if you made it to maturity? At
            Or is it rolling infant mortality into it?

          2. Hyperion

            I assume that it’s a total avg and that your avg person did not make it longer because of a number of reasons, no food, the elements, death by poisoning, blunt trauma, or being eaten by a large cat or whatever. I doubt it would count infant mortality unless finding tiny soft bone is possible and I would have to think that would be very rare or not at all.

        2. Brett L

          I would like to die at the same rate from being fat that they did, yes.

        3. I hate that argument. The point of humans is to alter our environment. That’s our big-ass fangs or hump that stores water or whatever. That’s our key survival tool. Evolutionarily-speaking, we stop being scavenging monkeys with vivid imaginations once we figure out how to change our environment. All of our adaptations, from linguistic ability to bipedalism to hand-eye coordination, reinforce our ability to change our environment to better suit us.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            This

            Are we evolved or not?

      3. Hyperion

        Humans ate meat and that led to a large brain. That’s what I’ve heard anthropologists say, anyway. You might mention that to your friend, since I’m sure he freaking loves science. Although I’m guessing that he’d sooner believe some book written by an Indian mystic.

        1. There are patterns of diet among primates. pairs of more herbivorous and more carnivorous primates of similar body form. The herbivores are universally more sedentary and less productive, spending most of their time chewing. They also end up more often endangered, because they are less able to move in response to changing conditions.

          1. B.P.

            But the lazy leaf chewers are more in harmony with nature and stuff. They’re not out chasing that yucky material wealth by spending long hours working.

        2. Brett L

          There’s a good book about the increased brain size called Fire, with some subtitle. Basic thesis is that gut, brain, and muscle are expensive. By cooking, proto-humans absorbed much more nutrition while also trading gut length for brain tissue. It isn’t meat that’s the issue, heating food to make the calories more accessible — or accessible at all in the case of many grains — is what let us develop big brains.

    2. RBS

      Yeah, this person I know went vegan several months ago. Since that time she has lost about 50lbs and developed several digestive/gut issues but can’t seem to put two and two together.

      1. MikeS

        That’s the shits.

    3. Slammer

      Vegans and their water drinking, man. That’s a fishes house

  31. The Late P Brooks

    “Opponents of tax cuts claim that the large income tax cuts in the 1920s caused increased inequality and the Great Depression

    Weren’t those cuts made because the war was over, and the revenue was no longer essential to the war effort?

    Back in the days when not every everything was the responsibility of the federal government.

    1. leonadasiv

      “Opponents of tax cuts claim that the large income tax cuts in the 1920s caused increased inequality and the Great Depression”

      I want to see what papers those opponents are citing, because that isn’t close to the standard view of what caused the depression.

      1. Drake

        If companies keep giving their employees the money they should be giving the government, all hell could break loose.

        American and Southwest are Bonusing All Employees $1000 Because of Tax Reform

      2. trshmnstr

        Hey mobile users! I have a limited feature Monocle implementation that can run on mobile Firefox with tamper monkey add on installed. It may also work with other browsers that do user scripts, but I haven’t tested it. I introduce Eyepiece!

        1. trshmnstr

          Fuck me… Of all the posts to Gilmore.

  32. Pat

    It’s the New Year and you’re getting laundry-folding robots, because the 1960s thought of everything

    The German appliance manufacturing giant BSH is in the early stages of partnering with the U.S. and Israeli-based laundry-folding robot designer FoldiMate on product development and manufacturing in the latest volley in the battle to bring a commercially viable laundry-folding robot to market.

    1. Skinny jeans-wearing goofballs working at Hollister hardest hit.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe they can attack the pumps with pitchforks.

    And torches. Don’t forget to bring torches.

    1. Hyperion

      That might solve a few problems.

  34. Count Potato

    “Emily went on to open up about developing earlier, at the age of just 12, and how this impacted her adolescence. She said: ‘I was a 12 year old [with D-cup breasts] but people looked at me as a 21 year old.

    ‘It was really difficult for me to understand and to come to terms with – that identity, people’s perception of me… It’s hard for a 12-year-old girl, who is basically feeling like “Why don’t you just leave me alone”.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5230883/Emily-Ratajkowski-talks-sexualized.html

    1. Pat

      She was so traumatized by the experience that she grew up and had a multi-million dollar career showing her tits.

      #me3

    2. Hyperion

      You know, back when I was a wee lass, I do remember a few girls like that in the 6th grade. Somehow, nothing really happened and those girls seemed to be really popular, for some reason.

      1. Tundra

        Confirmed: Hyp is a tranny.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Pre-op or post-op?

      2. MikeS

        Show us yer tittays!

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I can get that.

    4. Shut up and show us your tits.

  35. SDF-7

    Holy crap, folks — this is pretty big: Intel Design Flaw causes re-write of virtual memory in Windows and Linux.
    Total page table isolation between kernel and user space — and the TLB flush that goes with it on every interrupt. Yeesh…

    For the non-programmers — here’s my attempt at a quick explanation: Every task on your computer asks a super-task called the kernel for help when pulling data from disks/the network/whatnot [or pushing out]. Also for things like starting a new task, etc. For quite a while now, that was kept quickly by the super-task’s data being part of all tasks, just not accessible unless you made took the proper path to hand off. The bug looks like it allows operations in the task which may or may not work before a condition (like if (a) then b, else c — if the processor can have b ready before even testing a, it speeds things up) to still be visible when they shouldn’t be allowed due to data belonging to the super-task instead of the task.

    The current fixes being pushed out move all the super-task data (minus a small bit to handle transitioning) outside of all tasks entirely. So every handoff between them is going to take a lot more work to switch data sets, and more importantly will flush on-chip caches that keep things speedy.

    Between this and the Intel Management Engine bugs, there’s going to be a lot of people thinking AMD more I bet.

    1. Hyperion

      What Intel chipsets are we talking about here?

      1. Hyperion

        Or is this Tulpa from AMD speaking?

        1. SDF-7

          Aren’t we all Tulpa? 😉 [And just for the record — I do work in the tech industry, but not for Intel or AMD. Storage startup, bought by big storage recently merged with a certain Texas dude-you’re-getting-a…. if you get my drift.

          1. The Sleeper

            Hey, we’re co-workers now!

      2. Pat

        Article just says It is understood the bug is present in modern Intel processors produced in the past decade.

        1. Hyperion

          Ok. I’ve never heard of it happening. And I’m not interested in any AMD garbage. I’ll take my chances.

          1. SDF-7

            I’m with you on taking our chances barring Intel having a swap-out with working parts.

            For Linux — you can opt out (there’s a kernel command line option for nopti). For Windows, I’m betting there’s not going to be such a switch. Which means, when those patches get pushed on you (especially if you run 10 and can’t dodge them), you’re going to get the performance hit. Especially on I/O heavy jobs.

          2. kbolino

            I’ve never heard of it happening.

            1. It was just discovered (or at least, just revealed to the public at large)
            2. It opens up a security vulnerability, so it’s not going to reveal itself to you unless you are trying to compromise your computer
            3. The fix will as an unfortunate side effect slow down your system (10-25% depending) so you may notice that, but you haven’t yet because the patch hasn’t been rolled out yet

      3. SDF-7

        Not the chipsets, the processors. And they don’t have part number lists – but “all x64 through at least the last decade” is thrown out there. With a small exception that the Coffee Lake ones with PCID might mitigate it (assuming the Intel engineers had enough sense to not ignore PCID checks on spec loads the same way they must have ignored the protection rings!)

        1. Hyperion

          When I said chipsets, I mean processor. I was asking what processors, sorry for my bad terminology. Have you ever heard of this actually happening? I mean, I’ve been using Intel processors for the last decade and longer and I’ve been in IT for 20 years, first time I have ever heard about this.

          1. Pat

            I’m not any kind of expert, but ASLR might possibly mitigate the risk. It’s also possible the vulnerability didn’t make it into the wild yet.

          2. SDF-7

            Digging through the articles — it looks like this mainly started as a research speculation in Austria last year. They were experimenting with full isolation under the theory it could happen – but without a proof of concept.

            And then late in the year, this experimental branch suddenly got escalated – the Linux core kernel developers took it on and it got pushed into the stable kernel branch (which is a big deal for a new feature). Reading between the lines, there’s a proof of concept out there and it proved how bad it could be.

            Practically, I doubt anyone running home systems is going to ever be at risk. People running in Cloud environments are, though — since it isn’t what you run, it is what the jerk running on the same host is trying to do you have to worry about. Hence why folks think AWS, GCE and Azure are all coincidentally doing maintenance early this month.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            And the potential performance hit for the fix is a huge fucking deal for the cloud providers. Intel is going to get a major black eye over this.

          4. Hyperion

            Well, it’s obvious you know a lot more about hardware than I do. I’m a software engineer. I’ve been building my own PC for 20 years, so I do have some hardware knowledge, like how to buy components and put them together, 🙂

      4. Pat

        Also, even though AMD chips don’t share the vulnerability, it’s possible they’ll still take the same performance hit unless the kernel fix is targeted to specific CPU models rather than the whole x86_64 architecture.

        1. SDF-7

          Linux at least already accepted a tweak that checks for AMD and skips the pti mode based on AMD stating flat out that they don’t allow speculative loads to bypass protections.

          1. Pat

            Nice. I wasn’t sure if that kind of granular control would be possible at that level.

            Too bad all my systems are Intel…

          2. The closer you get to the chip, the more granular it has to be. The closer you are to the user, the more genericized you become.

          3. Pat

            That makes sense, but I have only a very superficial understanding of kernel design so I wasn’t sure if that could be done on a chip by chip basis or if it would have to be applied across the board for all x86_64 chips. For my linux systems I’m not usually pushing performance anyway, but I’m running a 6600k for gaming on Windows. I wonder how much of a hit I’m going to see.

          4. I don’t know. My gaming rig is a few years old, still running an i5, but my biggest resource constraint of late has been memory, not CPU.

          5. Hyperion

            “My gaming rig is a few years old”

            Mine too, but I have an i7 and plenty of RAM. I just need to upgrade my GPU again. Was hoping that 1080ti would come down in price after the holidays, instead, it went up, A LOT. Amazon and Newegg both price gouging, obviously we need common sense GPU price control.

          6. Pat

            My 6600k is paired with 16 GB of DDR4 and a 6GB 1060, so it’s definitely going to be noticeable on certain AAA games. Fortunately I mostly play older titles. My BF1 settings are probably going to have to drop to high or medium from ultra.

            Glad the NAS build I pieced together over the Newegg holiday sales is AMD.

          7. Hyperion

            Yeah, you’ll be fine with the 1060 if you’re only playing games that aren’t 1st or 3rd person graphically intense action games. I have 2 970s, but typically only harnessing one since SLI is rarely supported. I’m going to go for just one 1080ti, since I do play some games that need heavy lifting by the GPU.

          8. SDF-7

            I don’t know why I can’t reply on the subthread, so doing it here.

            The Phoronix benchmarks on Linux of the change have a comment that Linux gaming at least looks less affected. I suspect that games, being what they are, tend to syscall less once they’re set up — and do most data transfer via DMA to the graphics card(s). Once the DMA is programmed into the bus controllers, the kernel doesn’t need to be involved… so if the game can keep on the cores it wants and avoid being interrupted by other OS tasks too much, it wouldn’t be as bad.

          9. Hyperion

            You can, sort of. Just look for the first POST COMMENT button above where you want to post. A little confusing at first.

          10. kbolino

            I don’t know why I can’t reply on the subthread, so doing it here.

            There’s a depth limit after which you can no longer create new subthreads. It’s better than H&R, at least, where you could create subthreads infinitely but they stopped being visually indented after a certain depth, so your comment would often seem to appear in a random location (there was a deterministic rule for the ordering, it was just confusing).

        2. cyto

          For linux, AMD submitted a patch to the fix to skip it if processor == AMD.

          Patch was written by intel folks and had no such check. Given a 5-30% performance hit, this is a huge deal. I just bought my daughter a low end laptop for her birthday and am considering returning it. At $99 it was cheap enough to risk for a 7 year old, but lop off 30% from the already borderline performance and it could be unuseable when the update hits.

          But cloud providers will be slammed….. suddenly needing 20% more processors… times thousands….

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Read about this last night. This is a major fuck up.

      And I assume that the vulnerability has been known to state actors for a while.

      1. SDF-7

        Found this on Phoronix comments looking at benchmarks — this was presented at
        Black Hat 2016.
        So yeah, apparently known for a while – certainly to state actors among others. Joy.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    So, if not forced to get it, they simply won’t do so on their own? Are they forbidden?

    EVERYTHING NOT MANDATORY IS FORBIDDEN

    1. Hyperion

      I have have to assume, and maybe it’s just me, but for all of those who have chosen to pay a penalty, I’m betting they’ll probably be pretty damn happy about this as soon as they find out, which for most I’m sure, will be on the day they see they no longer have to pay it.

  37. robc

    Man City did take a draw over the holidays, only their second of the season.

    Teams who have taken a point off Man City:
    Crystal Palace
    Everton

  38. This has been obvious for decades to anyone paying attention (read: definitely not bubble-bound East Coast journalists and urban West Coast degenerates).

    https://www.city-journal.org/html/fractured-west-15611.html

    1. Hyperion

      You know, it’s nice to read things like this. But I don’t see much good coming out of it. Democrats will keep moving left and putting in place terrible policies that eventually drive people out of those states. The people who are drive out will go to red states and vote for Democrats. I don’t see any good outcome, and unlike Trump, most GOP are more than content to just let Democrats win.

  39. Tundra

    Trying to keep the music going strong early in 2018.

    Nice job!

    Another.

    1. Hyperion

      Jerry Brown looks sad, sad commie.

    2. straffinrun

      This is in addition to efforts to sue the federal government — as if a federal tax deduction is somehow a right.

      How could they actually win that suit? Sounds absurd.

      1. Hyperion

        You’re surprised to see Democrats do absurd things? They think they can repeal the electoral college. They think they can impeach a duly elected president just because oh muh butthurt.

        They also apparently believe that no one is going to see any benefit from these tax cuts. This mortgage deduction they’re shitting their pants over, I am assuming, would only affect more affluent people in high tax states. I thought it’s the little people they care about?

        1. straffinrun

          Don’t blame me. I only follow the 9th circuit.

      2. Old Man With Candy

        It’s not about winning the suit, it’s about placating constituents. Especially wealthy constituents (i.e., donors) who are the hardest hit.

      3. leonadasiv

        Well, honesty a deduction is a right. I mean if you get to keep your money from the government, I don’t care what excuse you use to keep it. I doubt that is the tack the left is taking with their arguments though.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      BUT HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO THEIR JOBS ON NOT A LIVING WAGE?!!!?

  40. Pat

    Donald Trump threatens to withdraw all future US aid payments to Palestinians

    In a pair of tweets, Mr Trump wrote that “we pay the Palestinians HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS a year and get no appreciation or respect”.

    “We have taken Jerusalem, the toughest part of the negotiation, off the table, but Israel, for that, would have had to pay more,” Mr Trump said in reference to his decision to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

    “But with the Palestinians no longer willing to talk peace, why should we make any of these massive future payments to them”.

    1. Atanarjuat

      I’m going to keep voting LP, because that’s what I do, but this guy right here… Maybe the best small government president of my lifetime (avoids glancing at military budget).

      At the end of the Year in Stupid 2017, Sargon said something like “Trump is a dolt, but he’s my guy, because he sends the right people into a tizzy”.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Jesus you people want to confirm those Reason comments saying this place is just Trump apologists? Trumpy is bad mkay

        1. Atanarjuat

          Well, I did say I wouldn’t vote for him. And I’d rather hear a Harry Browne-esque “bring me a box of pens so I can start vetoing this foreign aid”, but this is almost as good because it flings poo in the face of people who resent what America stands for.

          1. PieInTheSKy

            So basically you are racist sexist and hate the poor. Got it.

      2. I find myself pickin’ up a lot of what Sargon’s puttin’ down, which I guess makes me an alt-right shitlord or something. That bit about Trump, and most of what he says about Trump, is right on. I didn’t vote for him and I part ways with him on a number of issues, but he’s right enough on enough things that I can ignore the problematic parts. And, as the saying goes, “You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies.” I think he’s done irreparable damage to the media and the SJWs.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Apropos of nothing, I started watching “Goliath” on Amazon last night.

    Much good.

    1. Count Potato

      I watched Zardoz the other night.

      1. Sean

        #metoo
        I liked it more than I expected to.

        *Hat tip to whoever pointed out it was on Starz.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Is that the Billy Bob Thorton series? Great start and set up, but it was like they gave up on it half way through. disappointing finish.

  42. PieInTheSKy

    Analysis of Marshall-DeKalb area, relative to similar labor markets in Alabama, 1980-2010

    By Giovanni Peri with Justin Wiltshire

    Introduction

    This short report analyzes, using Census Bureau data for 1980, 1990, 2000, and 2010, the labor market commuting zone (CZ) 6100, which includes Alabama’s Marshall, DeKalb, Jackson, and Etowah Counties. The city of Albertville is in Marshall County. Beginning in 1990, this region experienced an unusually large inflow of less-educated, foreign-born individuals—mainly from Mexico—relative to similar labor markets in Alabama. [1] We analyze whether the labor market outcomes for some groups of natives (specifically, those with low education and those working in the slaughtering sector) in this labor market diverged after 1990 from those of similar counties in Alabama. We adapt to our purpose an approach inspired by the synthetic control method.

    https://www.thisamericanlife.org/blog/2017/12/our-town-the-economist%E2%80%99s-report

    Conclusions

    Our analysis shows that CZ 6100 experienced extraordinary growth in immigrant population between 1990 and 2010, increasing their population share by a factor close to 10. This was very different from the experience of other counties that we take as a control group. The employment and wages of less-educated natives and of natives in the slaughtering sector, however, did not show much difference between CZ 6100 and the control group over the same period. Hence, as documented in the economic literature, there does not seem to be very much evidence of negative wage or employment effects of immigrants on natives. Immigrants not only bring labor but also local demand, and often they work in jobs differentiated from those of natives. Moreover, their presence may attract investment and bring the creation of complementary jobs for native-born workers.

    The very large increase in immigrants in some counties of Alabama, especially of less-educated workers in the labor market that includes Marshall and DeKalb Counties (CZ 6100), does not seem associated with a comparable depression of native wages or employment.

    1. Pat

      Inb4 the inevitable Borjas rebuttal.

  43. Nephilium

    Just a heads up for those in Ohio, the state liquor control board is taking several hundred bottles off the approved list. They have however reduced the prices on those bottles (usually by about 40%).

    1. Pat

      Has the chocolate ration been increased?

      1. Oh no, the chocolate ration is still what it was, but we’ve replaced some ungoodthinkful varieties with rightthink alternatives.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Never heard of ARDBEG AURIVERDES but it is ardbeg so must be good

      On the other hand APPALACHIAN SPIT FIRE – does not sound like something a reasonable person would drink

      1. No, but it does sound like something an awesome person would drink.

    3. straffinrun

      I don’t really want to know, but why?

      1. Nephilium

        All of the reports I was reading said that these were the slowest moving products that the state allowed. As this is a state government, this means that each different bottle size and brand need to be approved (as an example, while the 375 mL bottle of Disaronno is on the chopping block, the 750 mL bottle is not). Most of the list looks like items that I would not be purchasing anyways (although Viral Lolli Vodka sounds right up OMWC’s alley), there are a couple on there that I’ll be looking for (Tullamore Dew Phoenix and 10 year at 40% off).

        Next you’ll tell me that stores can decide what sells, and what they want to keep in stock, and that way lies anarchy.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          OMWC is more into wine coolers.

  44. Count Potato

    Mermaid Blowjobs Threatened By Climate Change

    https://twitter.com/ABC/status/948497801327054848

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of the tax cut- I keep hearing about how the change to the mortgage interest deduction will “tank” the real estate market.

    Why do liberals hate affordable housing?

    1. Because they paid the high prices for places in New York City and San Fransisco.

  46. Michael

    Doing their best to fuck up the gravy train, the union representing the snowplow and trash truck drivers in Chicago set a strike vote for Sunday. I don’t get it. Does the city manage all trash service exclusively?

    If they pull this shit, I will find the absolutely heaviest demolition waste possible to fill the bins with the first day they’re back on the job.

    1. spqr2008

      And cover the top with Drywall dust?

  47. Semi-Spartan Dad

    The nation’s drug addiction will be impossible to crack if we — for some perverse notion — value the material wealth of our nation’s richest one percent over the well-being of a neighbor, a friend, a family member, a community.

    A guy who used to work for me fatally overdosed on New Years. He showed up at my gate the day before with a presumably stolen chainsaw he wanted to sell for $40. I told my wife that I guess he found someone willing to buy it. Left behind three kids and an even more cracked out wife.

    At one point, he had achieved quite a dream. Owner of a successful business pulling down $500k/year into his pocket. Then he met his future wife dancing on a pole (NTTAWWT) and she pulled him down the drug hole. He lost everything including his kids and they both went through jail like a revolving door.

    At the end of the day, he did this to himself. He had more money than most people in this area will see in their entire lives and it didn’t prevent his downfall and demise. I know I’m preaching to the choir, but the addiction industry and drug warriors are nothing more than scam artists trying to use the power of the state to line their pockets.

    1. Dakotain

      The standard progressive’s response is to throw (other people’s) money at a problem. It shows everyone how much they care.

      I double checked with the Google to verify how low rehab success rates are. Between 10%-50%. I work security at a hospital and I deal with the same group of patients over and over. Every few days they rotate through the ER high or black out drunk. They say that addicts don’t get help until they hit rock bottom but I don’t know how much farther down these people can go.

      1. I don’t know how much farther down these people can go.

        Just about 6 feet.

        1. *opera applause*

  48. Rufus the Monocled

    is it me or has Chris Rock gone a little to SJWish?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      too

    2. Pat

      Perhaps.

      He’s never exactly shied away from that though.

    3. RBS

      How so?

  49. Drake

    FEDS GET “MINIMUM WAGE” OF $100K
    Not really – but about 20% of them do make north of $100k plus benefits that most people can only dream of.

    1. leonadasiv

      I wonder how that compares to the average private wage.

      1. leonadasiv

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_the_United_States

        Seems to match the private sector (top 20% earn >100k

        1. Tacit Rainbow

          You’re looking for individual income, not household income. From that page, A graph at the bottom of that page for 2014 shows 7% of individual earners in the US make 100K+.

      2. I am all for such comparisons, there is one thing to be wary of with ‘averages’. If you aren’t careful you end up with misleading data like the gender wage gap. You have to control for variables, and you get your most accurate comparison in types of work where there is overlap between government and non government jobs. IT is a good one, clerical and managerial also show up on both sides. Things like number of hours worked should be included as well. What will screw over your numbers if you’re not careful are the sea of retail and fast food workers that exist in private industry with few comperable roles on the federal payroll.

      3. Drake

        My guess is that wages are fairly comparable in high-cost areas like DC. It’s the benefits and job security that are in a completely different realm.

        1. Disclosure: I work for state government alongside feds in the DC area.

          I’ve forgotten the website but government salaries are a matter of public record, and you can look them up online on an individual basis. Where I am, with both the feds and the state, it’s not that you’re going to make a ton of money so much as you’ll start out comfortable and stay there. Typically you’re on a scale, and there aren’t increases for merit so much as just regular increases for time in the position. You might get a promotion if you change titles, which could result in a modest bump, but mostly you’re going to be getting more or less regular, small raises. In the private sector version of comparable positions, you’d start at a lower salary and wind up making much more.

          The big differences are the benefits and the stability. Your job requirements won’t change, or the change will be very gradual. The pace of work is usually pretty steady and is not typically going to require routinely working past normal hours. Often you’ve got a ton of paid leave and very good health insurance, plus a very nice retirement package. And because it’s government, your position will almost certainly not go anywhere. You might get relocated or transferred to another agency, but you’ll have a job, and probably the same job. It’s very, very difficult to fire someone.

          Oh, and of course there are positions that just don’t exist in much of the private sector, if anywhere. Like you’re probably not going to get hired as the Diversity Goal Coordinator outside of government, or at least not at a salary level that’s enough to live on.

        2. Tacit Rainbow

          Here’s a breakdown by educational attainment. At the low end, .gov workers are paid quite well. At the high end, the cut-off (% of vice-president’s salary) comes into play.

      4. mexican sharpshooter

        I wonder how that compares to the average private wage.

        I will use me as an example.

        VHA Healthcare Compliance Specialist:
        I started at GS-11 Step 1 at ~$62k/year base + locality. I had TSP (basically a 401k), opted out of health insurance. Paid into FEGLI, FERS, etc. When I left 3 years later GS-11 Step 4 at ~$68k base + locality, still opted out of health insurance. Paid into FEGLI, FERS, etc.

        Compliance Analyst (commercial insurance company):
        $60k/year. 401K, opted out of health insurance. Paying into life insurance.

        Other than the rules governing the organization, the roles are nearly identical.

  50. Rufus the Monocled

    Quote of the day:

    “yearofthedragon Rank 88
    Being 70 years old and living in New Jersey for the past four years, I can’t tell you how nice it is to have someone pump your gas for you when it’s 12 degrees with a wind chill factor of 1 degree outside and tipping a buck for not having to get out of my car to do it, isn’t going to break the bank.”

    Riiight. And he needed the government to force this?

    Jesus some people.

    1. Nephilium

      Amazingly, I can find full service pumps here in the wilds of Ohio. I can’t think of a single time I’ve ever used one, but they exist.

      1. spqr2008

        Really? Must be a Northern Ohio thing. I’ve never seen one when I lived in Cincy, or now in Central Ohio.

        1. Nephilium

          It’s not common, but I can think of maybe three stations off the top of my head that (at least) still had the signs up for Full service.

    2. Well being 39 years old I hope I’m not such a useless pussy in 41 years.

      1. …and hopefully better at math…

  51. The Other Kevin

    From the Clinton article:
    One storyline that has emerged is that the FBI’s own documents stated there was evidence some laws had been broken, but bureau leaders declined to pursue charges on the grounds they could not prove Clinton and her aides intended to violate the law.

    Good news! THE FBI WON”T PURSUE CHARGES IF YOU BROKE THE LAW ON ACCIDENT! Remember that next time you have a run-in with law enforcement.

    1. Pat

      Mens rea is a thing again. Huzzah!

      1. Hyperion

        It is, when some guy on Twitter says ‘Reeeeee’.

      2. leonadasiv

        Reason championed that view. It seemed duplicitous at the time. “We shouldn’t be mad because this one politician want charged, because it means mens Rhea is back! Not that it was used as a cover for not investigating a corrupt politician.”

    2. Atanarjuat

      “Can you prove that *I* was the one who put those bricks of cocaine in my trunk, or am I free to go?”

      1. Hyperion

        You put them in there accidentally? Then you’re free to go, if you’re a US Congressman or a Clinton.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      And thus ‘The Hillary defense strategy’ was born..

    4. The Other Kevin

      It’s so funny how they just nonchalantly included that. To me that’s about the worst statement. There’s no way they’d say that if it were one of us serfs being investigated. “He was drunk, but we can’t prove that he INTENDED to hit that other car, so we have no case.”

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Intent matters in cases of treason. Otherwise, national security disclosures are strict liability crimes. In Clinton’s case, she intentionally went outside of the security safeguards and was advised against doing so. She would be guilty of violating security procedures, a crime in of itself.

    6. R C Dean

      The thing is, they had mens rea. Mens rea isn’t an affirmative intent to knowingly and intentionally break a law. If that were the case, then ignorance of the law would be a defense. There are levels of mens rea – sometimes its malice, but most often these days its the intent to accomplish something that is illegal. Mens rea is often inferred from the scope of the illegal activity, which is why they had it on the Clinton operation in spades.

      Plus, among the many laws that the Clinton operation broke were some that had a gross negligence standard. Mens rea is not necessary to commit negligence or gross negligence.

  52. Count Potato

    “You fucking serious, Youtube???? LMAO
    T H E D A N G E R S O F P O T A T O E S”

    https://twitter.com/Barbara4u2/status/947914669947101184

  53. PieInTheSKy

    Judge throws out case against UVM student for ‘racist and threatening language’

    This is a case that never should have been brought against him,” said Ben Luna, Wesley Richter’s lawyer.

    In October, the UVM continuing education student was cited by police for a charge of disorderly conduct after university officials said he used “explicitly racist and threatening language” against black students and diversity initiatives on campus. But after nearly two months of review, a Burlington judge has decided there was no probable cause and on Tuesday dismissed the case.

    http://www.wcax.com/content/news/Judge-throws-out-case-against-UVM-student-for-racist-and-threatening-language-467693703.html

    1. Hyperion

      Who the hell does UVM think they are? Germany? The UK?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “What we allege he did, we still allege he did. It just didn’t rise to the level of a hate crime.”
      – Chittenden County State’s Attorney Sarah George

      Sure, he’s not guilty of a crime or anything, no crime was committed in fact, but they’re continuing to smear him. Prosecutors really are the scum of the earth.

    3. R C Dean

      While courtroom discussion revealed statements were made in a phone conversation, exactly what Richter allegedly said still remains unknown. Police, prosecutors and university officials have declined to release details, and an affidavit that would have revealed them was never made public since the judge never found probable cause.

      Why does the phrase “star chamber” come to mind?

  54. PieInTheSKy

    Organic milk sales have cooled as the very shoppers who drove demand for the specialty product not long ago move on to newer alternatives, leaving dairy sellers and producers grappling with oversupply.

    A yearslong surge in demand prompted food companies and dairy farmers to invest in organic production, which requires eschewing pesticides and antibiotics and allowing cows to graze freely. Now, organic-milk supplies have ballooned just as demand has stalled. Many shoppers have moved on to substitutes such as almond “milk,” which contain no dairy.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/dairy-producers-farmers-struggle-with-organic-milk-oversupply-1514889001

    Part of the glib fitness challenge everyone of you must drink a gallon of organic milk per day

    1. Nephilium

      Organic milk? That stuff’ll kill you. I’ll stick with Raw Water.

      Live Water, a raw water company based in Los Angeles, charges $27 (£19.92) for a glass orb containing one litre of water and $69 (£50.91) for a glass gallon dispenser holding 2.5 gallons of water.

      1. Pat

        Jesus Christ…

      2. PieInTheSKy

        In a supermarket next to me something called gold water appeared, apparently containing a minute quantity of gold particles. Is is rather expensive for water.

        1. Nephilium

          There’s still Goldschlager.

      3. Hyperion

        Yeah, I’m not sold on this one. People who stuck to raw water way back when died from the plague.

      4. Count Potato

        Organic milk is way better than regular milk. Anyway….

        “Their founder, Mukhande Singh, is a strong believer in the power of raw water.

        “Tap water? You’re drinking toilet water with birth control drugs in them,” he told The New York Times.

        “Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but it’s a mind-control drug that has no benefit to our dental health.””

        IT’S GOING TO TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!!

        1. trshmnstr

          that has no benefit to our dental health

          Paraphrase of my dental hygienist MIL: I can always tell who grew up on well water by looking at their teeth. The lack of fluoride is quite apparent.

      5. Pope Jimbo

        That sounds good, but I’m going to wait until they come out with a diet version of raw water…

        1. Nephilium

          “All the oxygen, half the hydrogen!”

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Marketed as HO Water?

        2. R C Dean

          Gluten free, for an extra $5 a gallon.

    2. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Another sales gimmick. Organic milk is the same as regular milk. Both are from Holsteins, are homogenized, and are pasteurized. If you want to taste something as different from store milk as a fine craft beer is to Budweiser, get some raw milk from a grass fed Jersey.

      It’s actually an interesting look at large corporations using the regulatory power of government to destroy competition. Raw milk is very safe from a small farm, because the cows are hand milked so you know exactly what’s in it and can skip the cow if something is wrong. Everything goes into the milk at dairy farms, so it has to be pasteurized for safety. Cow has an infected udder? Doesn’t matter, all the infected puss goes into the milk. The dairy industry is the biggest advocates for making raw milk illegal, just like the big alcohol distributors tried to keep out craft beer start-ups.

      My cows aren’t in milk right now so I buy 5 gallons a week from the grocery store just like everyone else. It sure would be nice to sell the raw milk to all these specialty shoppers in this article though.

      1. Mad Scientist

        5 GALLONS a week!?

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          Yep, used to be 6 but the kids are slowing down now. Just two little ones but they destroy milk.

        2. Between my daughter and I we go through just under a gallon a day.

          1. Mad Scientist

            I’m trying to remember the last time I bought milk and I suspect it was at least 2 years ago.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Being as I started becoming lactose intolerant in the past 5 years, I hardly ever touch milk anymore.

            The occasional Milkshake/Malt from Sonic or DQ is it, anymore.

            I used to live on cereal, too.

          3. B.P.

            My boy (9 years old) has never had a glass of milk (outside of the direct-from-the-tap stuff and formula in infancy). I think I had my last glass of milk at about 7 years old.

        3. Mojeaux

          My husband (and kids) could go through 2 gallons a day if we bought milk. Fortunately (for our grocery budget), I convinced him that sacrificing his sinuses for the sake of his addiction was making him miserable.

          I stopped drinking milk (for the most part) years ago when I started low-carbing more or less permanently, then later realized I had an intolerance to it.

          We still get it, but it’s a rare treat, like breakfast cereal and milk on Christmas morning.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        WTF is organic milk anyway?

        Does it mean the cows are carbon based?

        Or that all the inorganic material, like calcium, is removed from the milk?

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      I tried reason. I tried showing her studies suggesting it was bunk. Nope. My wife insists that I purchase organic milk.

      Organic cheese on the other hand, is unnecessary. Though I do buy organic butter, because technically Kerrygold is organic, and it is delicious.

      1. Sean

        Kerrygold is good stuff.

  55. SoberPhobic
  56. tarran

    The latest on the saga of the screening for at-risk-of-substance-abuse/DUI of all 7th graders:

    The head nurse of the school district tersely informed me via email that the district had placed my daughter on the do-not-screen list.

    I also sat down with my daughter and discussed the danger of discussing potentially illegal acts with school officials while encouraging her to bring up any concerns to me, her mom, her step-mom, her therapist or her pediatrician. She understood the nuance. I explained that it is a privacy issue. That there is a danger that they might misunderstand something she says, or she might misunderstand a question, or simply they make a mistake and check the wrong boxes, and it would then start her down an intervention that was inappropriate. She absolutely understood. She promised that if they did start asking questions about drugs or other illegal stuff, she’d insist on getting my permission before answering questions. I’m very proud of her.

    What is particularly upsetting about this is that if they just got rid or drug/alcohol prohibition for minors, (1) most, if not all, the problems associated with underage substance abuse would evaporate, and (2) then any residual problems would be ones where the schools could contribute to helping kids in the early stages of developing a substance abuse problem. And I would view this sort of screening in the same light as scoliosis screening. I want to encourage my kids to have an open, trusting relationship with the people educating them, but bullshit like this makes that imprudent.

    So long as the commonwealth has district attorneys prosecuting children and imprisoning them in juvenile detention, and DCF breaking up families because the parents were caught with contraband, and schools inviting police to patrol the halls in search of contraband, I can’t in good conscience permit my children to answer vague questions like “how many days have you had more than a few sips of alcohol” to anyone drawing a paycheck from the government.

    Under the current regime, if I were to suspect that my daughter was developing a substance abuse problem, I would work with her pediatrician and therapist to investigate and correct the problem. The last people I would involve in the matter would be people working for the state.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      What is particularly upsetting about this is that if they just got rid or drug/alcohol prohibition for minors – Yeah I would not bet on America solving the vice thing it has going. I mean its for the children, district attorneys are doing it for their own good, no matter how many lives might be destroyed

  57. PieInTheSKy

    “Oh My God, This Is So F—ed Up”: Inside Silicon Valley’s Secretive, Orgiastic Dark Side
    Some of the most powerful men in Silicon Valley are regulars at exclusive, drug-fueled, sex-laced parties—gatherings they describe not as scandalous, or even secret, but as a bold, unconventional lifestyle choice. Yet, while the guys get laid, the women get screwed.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/brotopia-silicon-valley-secretive-orgiastic-inner-sanctum

    I believe there is a critical story to tell about how the women who participate in these events are often marginalized, even if they attend of their own volition.

    So overall it is perfectly voluntary but some women find it icky

    1. Pope Jimbo

      So, these young women would like to have a lavish lifestyle and access to lots of money, but they don’t want to put out to get it.

      Got it.

      These rich men should just send them money and not expect anything in return.

      1. There’s also significant sour grapes here:

        “Guys that were nerdy in High School have all the money and power now and they won’t just shut up and marry me! They want to use their money and power to play the field! MISOGYNY!”

        1. Doubly hilarious that behavior SF Progs have been relentlessly promoting since the 60’s is now “problematic” because the wrong people are engaging in it.

          “You mean smashing sexual morals means that horny men want to sleep around and don’t just settle down to support me and my kids?!? This is NOT the liberation I was promised!!!!”

          NB: Who gives a shit what these people do. If you wanna spend your life trying to rack up as many bedpost notches as possible before you croak, have at it. If you wanna join a monastery and Skoptsy yourself, have at it. Progs just can’t stand leaving people alone to do what they want.

        2. Count Potato

          Besides the “rich people in Northern California throw Ecstasy parties” angle, that’s pretty much it.

          “Yet, while the guys get laid, the women get screwed. In an adaptation from her new book, Brotopia, Emily Chang exposes the tired and toxic dynamic at play.”

    2. Count Potato

      “When I ask Founder X whether these men are taking advantage of women by feeding them inhibition-melting drugs at sex parties, he replies that, on the contrary, it’s women who are taking advantage of him and his tribe, preying on them for their money.

      On their way up to a potential multi-million-dollar payout, some younger founders report, more and more women seem to become mysteriously attracted to them no matter how awkward, uncool, or un­at­trac­tive they may be.

      However many founder hounders exist, the idea of these women lives large in the minds of Silicon Valley founders, who often trade stories about women they’ve dated. As Founder X puts it, “We’ll say whether some girl is a fucking gold digger or not, so we know who to avoid.”

      When I tell her this, Ava, a young female entrepreneur, rolls her eyes. According to Ava, who asked me to disguise her real identity and has dated several founders, it’s the men, not the women, who seem obsessed with displays of wealth and privilege. She tells of being flown to exotic locations, put up in fancy hotels, and other ways rich men have used their money to woo her. Backing up Ava’s view are the profiles one finds on dating apps where men routinely brag about their tech jobs or start-ups. In their online profiles, men are all but saying, “Hello, would you like to come up to my loft and see my stock options?”

      In Ava’s experience, however, once men like this land a woman, they are quick to throw her back. After a few extravagant dates, Ava says, she will initiate a conversation about where the tryst is going. The men then end things, several using the same explanation. “They say, ‘I’m still catching up. I lost my virginity when I was 25,’ ” Ava tells me. “And I’ll say, ‘Well, you’re 33 now, are we all caught up yet?’ In any other context, [these fancy dates] would be romantic, but instead it’s charged because no one would fuck them in high school. . . . I honestly think what they want is a do-over because women wouldn’t bone them until now.””

      1. Cry me a river Ava. You’re just pissed that the sisterhood sold its leverage cheap in the sexual revolution. Supply and demand sweetheart; your pussy isn’t worth as much as it used to be because it’s a buyers’ market.

        1. Count Potato

          She is also going on extravagant dates with guys she knows don’t want a committed relationship, instead of going on less-expensive dates with guys looking to get married.

    3. wdalasio

      So, basically, the author’s pissed off because guys who she wouldn’t give the time of day to when she was young are now much more eligible and are only interested in her as a cheap fling now.

      I can’t say I’m particularly crazy about the guys’ choices, at least for myself. But, it’s their lives. From a moral and ethical standpoint, I’d say the girls are ultimately getting more than they deserve. The guys are rich and successful. They’re giving the women access to things they’d never be able to have on their own merits. And most of the women in question would have turned up their noses at the guys just a few years earlier.

      Honestly, I don’t blame the guys one bit. The guy in the article talks about them sorting out who’s a gold-digger. But, it sounds to me like they’re all gold-diggers. As such, it’s fine to have a good time with them, but it’s not like they owe the women a lasting, committed relationship.

      I can have a modicum of sympathy for the wife who gets dumped by the guy who decides he wants to trade her in for a trophy wife. These women, on the other hand, sound like they’re bitching that they don’t get to be treated like the trophy wife without the bother of being a trophy or putting in the time when the guy was starting out.

  58. Count Potato

    “Electrician strangles himself in self-built porn spaceship”

    https://twitter.com/ninaism/status/947924599353827330

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Q-

    Excellent article about Oregon (City Journal link).

    Thanks

    1. No prob. Lifelong Westerners (like myself, and my parents) have been lamenting the migration of coastal locusts for decades.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Well it was easier to beat them up and take their money back then

        1. PieInTheSKy

          Gah god damn ot wrong thread

          1. Bobarian LMD

            It works there too.

    1. spqr2008

      I think someone linked this yesterday, but my response remains the same. If the California Bureau of Investigation figures out who did this, they will go through everything in their life and end up putting them in prison for life. One does not perform Lese Majeste when it can harm California Democrats.

  60. Pope Jimbo

    Fucking Trump is lying AGAIN!

    Trump boasts of ‘nuclear button’ but doesn’t really have one

    Get impeachment trials started now. How can our republic survive someone who lies all the time?

    WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump boasted that he has a bigger and more powerful “nuclear button” than North Korean leader Kim Jong Un does — but the president doesn’t actually have a physical button.

    1. robc

      Because a physical button would be stupid.

      I doubt Kim has one either, at least not one that functions.

    2. Slammer

      “You think I’m bluffing? You think I don’t have an actual button? Is that a chance you’re willing to take?”

    3. Count Potato

      The button brings him a Diet Coke.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      He has a metaphorical button.
      The fuck’s wrong with these people?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        That story is currently showing up at the top center of the local rag’s website. Where the really important stuff goes.

        That is what made me giggle at it.

        1. Tundra

          Sad!

          But the comments make it all worthwhile:

          Here it is in a nutshell. You can disagree or not but it won’t Matter because the truth is the truth! Trump is insane and he needs to be removed from office. He is doing everything that Hitler did to brainwash Germany. If you don’t believe me then read the history of how Hitler gained his power in Germany! It’s all in black and white for you to read.

          For the sake of this great Country people need to wake up and see what Trump is doing. I am a Veteran and I am a Republican. I have seen what war can do and that is exactly where Trump is trying to lead us. He is trying to destroy our constitution and he will succeed if he isn’t stopped. There is no swamp in Washington and there is no fake news except from what you hear from Fox News! We are being destroyed from within by our own Government because Congress refuses to see the truth. Most are worried about getting re-elected than what trump is doing. I can tell you now that if Trump remains as President during the elections of 2018 most republicans will lose their seats in congress.

          I am speaking the truth as a member of the party. I am ashamed of our President and I believe the George W Bush is too. Before it is too late we need to stand together as a nation and remove this man from office. He is a sick man and he is not capable of running our country! President Trump needs psychiatric help. It’s sad but it is true. I can’t understand why people in power cannot see that. The only thing at stake is the survival of this nation and perhaps the survival of the whole planet!

          Remember the special Counsel Robert Mueller who is investigation the Russian interference in our elections is one of the most honorable men is this country. He has also been a republican all his life. Mueller served in Vietnam from 1968 to 1969, was wounded in combat and earned a Bronze Star with a V for valor, a Purple Heart and two Navy Commendation Medals. He got his law degree from the University of Virginia. George W. Bush brought him to Washington to be No. 2 at Justice, and he was sworn in as director of the FBI seven days before Sept. 11, 2001. No one knows what the special counsel will discover, whether his probe will go further up the chain of power or peter out. What Robert Mueller has made abundantly clear already, however, is that whatever its divisions, the United States remains a nation governed by laws. No one is above the law not even the president of the United States.

          Take a good look at what is happening in this country! Don’t fall into the propaganda tweets of the president. Read the papers and find out what is really going on please!

          Hitler? Check.
          I’m an ashamed Republican? Check.
          Fox News? Check.
          Russia? Check.

          10/10

      2. B.P.

        The press can get very pedantic when it suits the narrative. Remember that Trump got a bunch of this gruff back when he said the Obama administration was wiretapping his building. Turns out that no one went into the telephone landline bank in the building and connected some wires, so, you know…

    5. 0x90

      The boss says push a button on a guy, I push a button, see senator?

    6. R C Dean

      This is an excellent example of Trump’s enemies taking him literally, but not seriously.

  61. trshmnstr

    Let’s try this again.

    Hey mobile users! I have a limited feature Monocle implementation that can run on mobile Firefox with tamper monkey add on installed. It may also work with other browsers that do user scripts, but I haven’t tested it. I introduce Eyepiece!

    1. trshmnstr

      Very limited functionality. It appears that even the hide old threads button doesn’t work on mobile. (by the way, eyepiece does work on computers if you prefer the stripped down style)

    1. SugarFree

      What’s really tragic is the fact that there is just no way for her to stop using Instagram. It’s on her phone forever, can never be deleted and she is forced–FORCED– to look at it multiple times a day.

      1. Akira

        It’s even worse:

        I gotta waste a ton of mental energy comparing myself unfavorably to Kayla, here.

        She also has to compare herself to the sexy lingerie models. This is being forced on her; there is simply no way for her to avoid this line of thought.

    2. Count Potato

      Hey Lauren, how about stop reading it?

    3. Lafe Long

      From one of the ads:

      “Cup Overflow?”

      Yes, please.

  62. The Late P Brooks

    overall it is perfectly voluntary but some women find it icky

    And, of course, the people who find it icky are under no obligation to participate, but if they wouldn’t want to do it, they feel nobody should be permitted to do it.

    As I have said, in the past, much of liberal paternalism is based on the premise that any activity too difficult or dangerous or icky for *somebody* is too difficult or dangerous or icky for *anybody*.

  63. ElspethFlashman

    OT: job news. I was offered a class at a local university – communication law. One night, one class, one semester. Cake walk, right? 😉

    Gak! hyperventilates into handy paper bag . . .

    1. SugarFree

      Just remember that is better to be feared than loved.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dad? Is that you?

        1. SugarFree

          If you see your Mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell her… SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!

    2. Spartacus

      It doesn’t go away. I’ve been teaching college since 1982 and I still have weird dreams before classes start.

  64. Drake

    I love that the root cause of the Iranian protests is a leaked budget. People are pissed to discover that all their taxes are going to the mullahs, terrorist groups, and the Revolutionary Guard.

    1. Tundra

      It’s always the economy, stupid.

      1. Drake

        Other people getting their free shit!

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Holy shit, that Vanity Fair thing is pathetic. 21st century puritanism, in all its glory.

    Also- the author, Emiily Chang? If she’s the one who works for Bloomberg?

    WOOD.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    When I tell her this, Ava, a young female entrepreneur, rolls her eyes.

    *gullible nod of approval*

  67. trshmnstr

    And one hell of a way for a school to let you go for losing to Purdue

    Being a Purdue alum, I watched the entirety of that game. What’s with college bowl games and the ebb and flow? Purdue was up 3 scores going into halftime and had to rally a 2 minute drill drive to come back and win. Michigan wasn’t so lucky despite being up 3 scores. Oklahoma as well.

    Halftime adjustments don’t seem to be enough of an excuse. Do the players just lack the discipline to play hard with a strong lead?

  68. Count Potato

    “Trump, Who Blocks Americans on Twitter, Tells Iran to Unblock Social Media During Protests”

    http://www.newsweek.com/iran-social-media-unblock-trump-instagram-twitter-768393

    TW: Newsweek

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everybody knows that when Trump blocks someone on Twatter, they can’t use the service at all.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        More tacit media support for shit regimes because Trump doesn’t like them. They did the same damn thing with the Norks and the dotard comment and if he really caved and went after Putin they’d be singing Putin’s praises.

    2. Akira

      Oh god…

      Over time, [Trump’s] innovative approach to censoring critics

      Yes, blocking someone on Twitter is censoring them. Also, I don’t think Trump has any interest in censoring his opponents – he revels in it. Half of his popularity is the fact that he sends establishment politicians and media figures into embarrassing conniption fits.

  69. Count Potato

    “Neo-Nazi Who Calls For ‘Slaughter’ Of Jewish Children Is Of Jewish Descent, His Mom Says

    A reclusive neo-Nazi who co-runs the white supremacist Daily Stormer website, and recently said Jewish children “deserve to die,” has Jewish relatives on “both sides of his family,” his mother told Newsweek.”

    http://www.newsweek.com/neo-nazi-andrew-weev-auernheimer-daily-stormer-jewish-descent-768805

    TW: Newsweek

  70. Count Potato

    “How many transgender kids grow up to stay trans?

    There are 12 such studies in all, and they all came to the very same conclusion: The majority of kids cease to feel transgender when they get older.”

    http://www.psypost.org/2017/12/many-transgender-kids-grow-stay-trans-50499

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

      STOP THE HATE

    2. Rasilio

      But here is the important question.

      How many would desist and end up happier if they were told that being transgender was a mental illness and given the option for therapy to help them recover from that illness and only engaging in the chemical and surgical processes of transitioning after that therapy failed for an extended period of time rather than having the illness indulged and told that it was a valid “life choice”

      1. Count Potato

        Transitioning is a valid life choice. But it’s only something that adults should choose.

        1. Rasilio

          Oh I agree they should be free to choose it

          I just think part of that choice should require that the patient under go extensive therapy to see if the feelings can be rectified before engaging in major surgery or chemical regimes to find some resolution for the patient.

          This does not mean we need to treat them as lesser people or look down on them merely acknowledge that it is a mental illness and in this case treatment failed. Also the requirement would not be a governmental thing preventing the patient from doing anything but a medical certification thing preventing the Dr from doing so and retaining his certification

          1. Count Potato

            In the U.S., it’s common practice that anyone medically transitioning has to see a psychiatrist.

          2. Mojeaux

            You’re always going to be able to find a shrink who’ll sign off on it.

      2. Fully IMO (throw rotten vegetables if you want).

        It should be treated as a mental illness in all cases and any surgical/hormonal intervention should not happen for minors. Once someone reaches adulthood, then they’re free to do what they want to their own body (with their own money) but it would still be treated as a mental illness. See Body Integrity Identity Disorder:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_integrity_identity_disorder

        It shares a lot of similarities with transgenderism; a feeling of being in the wrong body, a strong desire to undergo medical procedures to rectify this perception and a tiny percentage of the population suffering from it. It *is* a mental illness, but surgeons will still sometimes amputate the offending limb of these adults. I see the two disorders as almost identical.

        1. Count Potato

          I don’t. While are a numerous differences between male and female brains, and transgender and cisgender brains, there is no such evidence for body integrity identity disorder.

          1. trshmnstr

            I vaguely remember reading a study from a link here a few months back that pretty much said that prior studies that made pronouncements about being able to detect “male v. female brains” and see trans people on a FMRI were crap. I wish I even knew where to start looking for that link.

  71. Count Potato

    “Planned Parenthood: We Did 321,384 Abortions; Got $543.7 Million in Tax Dollars”

    https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/planned-parenthood-we-did-321384-abortions-got-5437-million-tax

    1. trshmnstr

      Yaya state funded mass murder!

  72. PieInTheSKy

    So what’s the deal with the youtuber and the Japanese suicide forest?

    1. straffinrun

      Idiot goes to where suicides are common. Finds dude hanging from a tree. Shows it. Dumbshit.

        1. straffinrun

          Found my next camping trip. *Twists on tinfoil hat*

    2. Count Potato

      Many people are complaining it wasn’t demonetized, while much less offensive videos (eg. that Serbian video about potatoes) are demonetized.

      1. Count Potato

        Upon further review, it looks like Logan Paul never monetized it in the first place. Then he took it down himself.

        “Either YouTube is **outright lying** to @CNN , or CNN is lying to the public. http://archive.is/2e0Z8 @TrustedFlagger ‘s screenshot indicates YouTube/Google staff reviewed Logan Paul’s video and took no action. https://twitter.com/TrustedFlagger/status/948244398545960960 …”

        https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/948329048463368192

    3. Count Potato

      Also, it looks like his apology got over 15M views already.

      https://twitter.com/KalebPrime/status/948264661593583616

    4. Count Potato

      “Why Logan Paul Should Really Worry Us
      It’s not so much the popular, controversial YouTuber himself, but what he represents.

      Are bros taking over the Internet? Well, watching any of the Paul brothers’ videos, you might be inclined to think that. (Watch Logan brag about his year. And then watch his brother do it.) But there are also all those Nazi dweebs and men’s-rights toads racking up views and swaying people to their terrible causes, and I wouldn’t exactly call them bros. We should still resist most bro culture where we can, absolutely. But it’s only one head of the hydra.

      What should remain troubling is that they will be replaced. And quite likely by more and worse. YouTube culture—perhaps social media in general—exists in a state of entropy. Gamergate gave way to the alt-right, just as whatever you want to call these fratty white boys aping Jackass and appropriating dated hip-hop poses will probably lead to some other horror. Because there hasn’t actually been much done to guide or, frankly, police YouTube by anyone who might have once had the power to do so—other than the creators themselves. Which of course was the egalitarian dream of the platform, one that once sounded nice, as some utopian earlier-Internet ideal. But just as Twitter has shown—in its descent from a forum for amusing one-liners to a hellish bog of harassment and Nazism—when left nearly entirely to its own devices, the central spirit of the Internet hive mind, its great howling id, tends toward darkness.”

      https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/01/logan-paul-youtube-apology

    5. Count Potato

      “YouTube represents a wild frontier where personalities can forego the old standards of media and survive violating various taboos without losing their fans. This has led many liberal journalists to view the video service as a hotbed for Nazis and other noxious forces.

      “I don’t think liberals are ready for the crop of hard-right white youths born in the 21st century and receiving most of their political information from YouTube Nazis who are coming up behind the Millennials,” Vox’s Matt Yglesias wrote in a post that earned over 2000 retweets.

      It’s not really true that YouTube is a hub for racism and toxic right-wing views. In the real world, YouTube censors a host of political views from the Right, including standard conservatives like Prager University.

      But what upsets liberals is that they don’t have control over what goes on YouTube, and that infuriates them. That lack of control may mean evil Nazis get to spread their views, or at the very least obnoxious bros continue to make a lot of money off their videos.

      While Logan Paul has absolutely no connection with the alt-right, the fact that a blonde-haired, blue-eyed bro has a lot of influence over young people is still an uncomfortable thought for the liberal critics.

      They would rather have someone who is more obviously politically correct.”

      http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/03/whats-really-behind-the-outrage-at-logan-paul/

    6. Count Potato

      “People asked me to translate the top Japanese tweets about #LoganPaul, so here you go.”

      https://twitter.com/mombot/status/948492360932982789

    7. Can someone catch me up on this? I have no idea who the hell Logan Paul is or what his suicide thing is about.

    1. Tundra

      Now that’s the proper response to a simpering twit.

      Well played, sir.

  73. Gustave Lytton

    17 points of stupidity (ORS 480.315):

    The Legislative Assembly finds and declares that:

    (1) The dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by dispensers properly trained in appropriate safety procedures reduces fire hazards directly associated with the dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids;
    (2) Appropriate safety standards often are unenforceable at retail self-service stations in other states because cashiers are often unable to maintain a clear view of and give undivided attention to the dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by customers;
    (3) Higher liability insurance rates charged to retail self-service stations reflect the dangers posed to customers when they leave their vehicles to dispense Class 1 flammable liquids, such as the increased risk of crime and the increased risk of personal injury resulting from slipping on slick surfaces;
    (4) The dangers of crime and slick surfaces described in subsection (3) of this section are enhanced because Oregon’s weather is uniquely adverse, causing wet pavement and reduced visibility;
    (5) The dangers described in subsection (3) of this section are heightened when the customer is a senior citizen or has a disability, especially if the customer uses a mobility aid, such as a wheelchair, walker, cane or crutches;

    1. Gustave Lytton

      (6) Attempts by other states to require the providing of aid to senior citizens and persons with disabilities in the self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids at retail have failed, and therefore, senior citizens and persons with disabilities must pay the higher costs of full service;
      (7) Exposure to toxic fumes represents a health hazard to customers dispensing Class 1 flammable liquids;
      (8) The hazard described in subsection (7) of this section is heightened when the customer is pregnant;
      (9) The exposure to Class 1 flammable liquids through dispensing should, in general, be limited to as few individuals as possible, such as gasoline station owners and their employees or other trained and certified dispensers;
      (10) The typical practice of charging significantly higher prices for full-service fuel dispensing in states where self-service is permitted at retail:
      (a) Discriminates against customers with lower incomes, who are under greater economic pressure to subject themselves to the inconvenience and hazards of self-service;
      (b) Discriminates against customers who are elderly or have disabilities who are unable to serve themselves and so must pay the significantly higher prices; and
      (c) Increases self-service dispensing and thereby decreases maintenance checks by attendants, which results in neglect of maintenance, endangering both the customer and other motorists and resulting in unnecessary and costly repairs;

      1. Gustave Lytton

        (11) The increased use of self-service at retail in other states has contributed to diminishing the availability of automotive repair facilities at gasoline stations;
        (12) Self-service dispensing at retail in other states does not provide a sustained reduction in fuel prices charged to customers;
        (13) A general prohibition of self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by the general public promotes public welfare by providing increased safety and convenience without causing economic harm to the public in general;
        (14) Self-service dispensing at retail contributes to unemployment, particularly among young people;
        (15) Self-service dispensing at retail presents a health hazard and unreasonable discomfort to persons with disabilities, elderly persons, small children and those susceptible to respiratory diseases;
        (16) The federal Americans with Disabilities Act, Public Law 101-336, requires that equal access be provided to persons with disabilities at retail gasoline stations; and
        (17) Small children left unattended when customers leave to make payment at retail self-service stations creates a dangerous situation.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          (8) The hazard described in subsection (7) of this section is heightened when the customer is pregnant;

          Won’t somebody think of the children!

          1. Mad Scientist

            OMWC is doing his best.

  74. I. B. McGinty

    So long Rich Rod. Maybe we (class of ’00) can get Gruden. Or Chuck Pagano. Or Jack Del Rio. Or even Bruce Ariens since he already lives in Arizona.

    * continues daydreaming of an Arizona natty *

  75. Raven Nation

    First, allow me to – once again – express my appreciation for including cricket updates in the sports news.

    A minor -possible – correction to the college BB report: KU’s loss last night was their first conference home loss. The other home losses were to non-conference opponents (although, technically, the loss to Washington was on a neutral floor).

  76. straffinrun

    Drudge has the red banner up. “Bannon Turns. `Treason` at Trump Tower”. Looks like it’s all about that Don Jr/Russian lawyer meeting. Meh.

  77. Gustave Lytton

    Re: Q’s link above about Oregon. Couple points:
    1) Oregon is divided into Western & Eastern Oregon if you’re from Portland. If you want to go with two divisions, it’s the Willamette Valley and everything else. Southern Oregon is much more akin to the eastern part of the state. Really it’s five areas from blue to red: the Willamette Valley, the Coast, Central Oregon, Southern Oregon, Eastern Oregon.
    2) Repeats the canard that the Endangered Species Act is responsible for Oregon’s wood products decline when it mostly the straw that broke the camel’s back
    a) changes in mill technology rendered older mills obsolete and requiring far fewer workers
    b) boom & bust cycle of wood products hit the bust stage in the early 1980’s, along with a) above. Never came back because it was uneconomical to do so.
    c) increases trade and demand for raw logs vs finished lumber
    d) decline in historically well above average cutting of federal forest lands (duh!) of the 1970’s and earlier
    e) rise of cheaper alternative wood sources such as retimbering in the South, shorter cycles than fir and other NW woods (hi suthenboy!)

    1. Gustave Lytton

      f) also along with a) is the change in usage of logs. Far more efficient now, and with smaller logs. Used to be a good chunk was trash and burned because there was no use for it. Aside from EPA regulations on burning, there’s far less scrap and it’s used elsewhere (laminates, particle board and similar, sawdust, barkdust, etc).

      1. Suthenboy

        There is practically no waste now. Chip’n’saw machines make lumber out of smaller trees (notice that nearly every board at the lumber store has a center in it?) and the saw dust and waste all goes into a steam engine that supplements electricity for the mill.

        The timber market cycles are a symptom of the cycles in the home building market.

        As for retimbering in the south I am astonished at the amount of >10 year old timber around here. Also, mills down here have been closing like mad over the last 20 years…there just wasn’t enough timber to feed them. Now? There is going to be a glut of pine timber sometime in the next 20 years.

        *I have been planting hard wood. The price of hardwood is finally on par with pine, especially yellow poplar.

        Fortunately for us the price of hunting leases added up on a year by year basis is also coming close to the price of selling timber every 25 years (timber grows faster in Louisiana than anywhere else in the world) so I soon may not have to cut my trees ever again. Well, selecting a few individual trees for slabs, burl etc would be ok, but it kills me to clear cut 40 acre lots I have tended and watched grow all my life. If we could get a decent income out of hunting leases those trees would never see a saw.

  78. Count Potato

    “destroy the child corrupt them all but it’s converted to midi”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVeCjOWFWyg

  79. Count Potato

    “Advertisement By AdRecover
    EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Ex-Wife of ‘Feminist’ HuffPost Writer Says He Beat Her In Front of Their Baby”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/01/exclusive-interview-ex-wife-feminist-huffpost-writer-says-beat-front-baby/

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      Why is someone’s messy relationship news?

  80. mexican sharpshooter

    Which is probably not what RichRod was thinking when he checked his email this morning or late last night in N. Nogales, AZ.

    Hey! Nogales is in the news!
    //half my relatives

  81. Count Potato

    “Hipster Clothing Shop Vandalized, Labeled ‘Racist,’ Robbed and Threatened for Having a Teepee

    A hipster clothing line’s Nashville shop was vandalized and robbed on Friday for having a teepee outside their storefront and in their brand’s logo. The vandals have now published a communique on an Antifa website vowing to continue the harassment unless the “racist” store owners cave to their demands.

    Tribe Kelley is exactly where you would imagine annoying 20-somethings from Echo Park to go shopping for their Coachella wardrobes, but respectably — all of their products are made in the USA.

    Co-founded by Brian Kelley of the country duo the Florida Georgia Line and his wife Brittney, the brand focuses on “transitional fashion pieces that are intended to keep you feeling comfortable and stylin’ from the plane to the party.”

    “Creating jobs domestically and ethically producing our clothing is important to the brand. Each piece is designed with love, carefully sourced and proudly produced right here in the United States,” the website states.

    Though the goal of the small business owners appears to be noble by any reasonable person’s expectation, they have found themselves under attack as “colonizers” and the victims of thieves and vandals who have vowed to continue the crimes against them.”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/01/hipster-clothing-shop-vandalized-labeled-racist-robbed-threatened-teepee/

    1. Tundra

      Man, social justice sure involves a lot or property damage…

      1. MikeS

        You didn’t build that!

    2. Pope Jimbo

      So they promise to come back and steal the new tipi if they put one up?

      Sounds like a plan to me. Put up the new tipi, hide in the bushes with a baseball bat and hilarity ensues.

      Any odds on the probability that the vandal/thief has any indian blood in them at all? (I mean real ancestry, not Liz Warren self-reported shit).

      1. Hyperion

        I’d take 10 to 1 odds that none of the vandals have any Native American blood, except maybe in their imaginations.

        I think I posted this before, but.

        Injun

        I took this in Annapolis a while back in front of a shop.

        1. Hyperion

          Ok, sigh…

          token Injun

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      Ah, a communique. What is it with violent leftists and communiques? Weathermen were dopes that who could only operate because of the establishment’s support for their activities. I don’t think that’s going to work so well post 9/11.

  82. Count Potato

    “Company Harvesting Human Body Heat to Mine Cryptocurrencies

    A Dutch startup has been using the body heat of volunteers to mine cryptocurrencies in a project reminiscent of “The Matrix.”

    The Institute of Human Obsolescence (IoHO), a business venture based in The Hague, Netherlands, since 2015 has utilized specially-designed bodysuits to turn excess body heat into digital currency.

    “A single human body at rest radiates 100 watts of excess heat,” IoHO’s website states. “We created a body-suit that uses thermoelectric generators to harvest the temperature differential between the human body and ambient and converts it into usable electricity. The electricity generated is then fed to a computer that produces cryptocurrency.”

    https://www.infowars.com/company-harvesting-human-body-heat-to-mine-cryptocurrencies/

    TW: INFO WARS!!

    1. Lafe Long

      They oughtta be using that excess heat for the upcoming bombogenesis.

      1. I prefer bimbogenesis.

  83. So I caught up on the Logan Paul kerfuffle.

    My take: the Left can’t stand the fact that a white cis-hetero shitlord has influence, therefore we have to start censoring youtube. The fact that he filmed a dead body in a place where people are known to commit suicide seems utterly ancillary.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      NFL – Ratings down, attendance down

      This might be the most surprising thing he accomplished. People hate the NFL, but love their team. It got to the point a few years back that Roger Goodell threatened to move the Super Bowl, prompting Jan Brewer to veto a bill. I don’t think he can hold that much weight anymore.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Goodell is astonishingly incompetent. He took over a league that could print cash and somehow managed to fuck it up enough to turn Jerry and the Patriots into the heroes of the story.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Absolutely. Eventually his antics were going to hit them in the wallet.

      2. Mojeaux

        People hate the NFL, but love their team.

        Can confirm. #Chiefs

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      The NFL thing is a stretch to credit only to Trump. They’ve had that coming for a while now.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Okay, WTF? I deleted it, hit the back button and revised my statement. Both appear.

        Well done, squirrels.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Trump kicked them on their way down and claims victory. I’d feel worse if it was anyone else, but really, the NFL deserves it.