Well, I’m pretending to work, because why waste a vacation day when nobody else is around to verify my productivity? So y’all get links! Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, enjoy your day off for those that don’t. My Christmas is already complete. My mother declared my version of Ina Garten’s seafood chowder her “favorite meal” last night. It is damn good. I’m not at all sure it will be better than the prime rib she is making tonight, but its nice to have a family meal tradition that my mother enjoys that doesn’t involve her slaving away. As to why we made it on the 23rd, my mother-in-law is in town, but won’t stay for Christmas dinner and my wife talked up the meal so much that MiL really wanted to participate. I think that’s cool. And tonight I will bury myself in my mother’s chocolate covered cherries handed down from her mother. What are your holiday meal traditions?
Mattis performs one last act of obedience to orders given by his CiC before he leaves.
Axl Rose, fanboy of Ayn Rand. Hard to say which one is more self-indulgent, but I see why he could relate to her.
Here’s a nice Christmas story. It made my eyes sweat just a little.
Hey, Florida Man, I think you went to the well one too many times. Sure was nice of the church to leave that truck for him to load all their gear in and pawn it. Santa don’t visit the jail.
Time for the traditional Xmas song.
It’s a Christmas miracle!
Now hit that motherfkin’ HOLIDAY THEME MUSIC !
BONUS TRACK
(tell em James Brown sent you!)
Two of my favorite pop Christmas songs. I love those pop Xmas tunes: Last Christmas, Do They Know It’s Christmas (the pretentiousness of the production kills me every time plus every one of them looks like an H addict), Christmas in Hollis, Christmas in New Orleans, Christmas (Baby Please Come Home), Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth.. add some eggnog and I’m a happy Santa camper.
And one more
You gotta rock man
HEY YUFUS!
Sup tres! Got some good beer, and burritos for dinner
Also peanut butter chocolate balls
Watching Christmas movies with the wife. Baking cookies, a chicken, and other deliciousness. Making egg nog. Tracking Santa. Typical Christmas Eve in the Gould household. Merry Christmas!!
Enjoy the days ?
Die Hard?
There can be only one.
Did Die Hard last night. Weâll get into Lethal Weapon here soon. Did Trading Places today. Some real stinkers from Netflix i.e. Dogwalkers Christmas Tale. Die Hard 2 will be cued up. Jack Frost was last night, so maybe Jack Frost 2. We try to do a comedy, a horror, actioner, crummy Hallmark Channel fare. And of course, Christmas in Connecticut with Barbara Stanwyck once we settle down with some eggnog tonight.
Last night they ran Terminator 1-4 back to back on TV. Naked Arnie in number 4 was unsettling.
Clothes can’t time travel.
I’ve spent my Christmas Eve working on another History of The Six-Gun posts, and also on another funny story from my youth in Allamakee County. Mrs. Animal is bugging me for some other writing I’ve promised, but so far I’ve managed to evade her scrutiny.
In Cleveland locked in my in laws house finishing up some work from the office. But I’ll be eating an obnoxious amount of food for the next two days so all is well.
âIn Cleveland…â
My deepest condolences.
We had the perfect Christmas snow Saturday. Enough to cover the grass and trees, not enough to stick to the sidewalks or streets. It melted by Sunday…
Setting up my new Arizona phone (fuck Apple and how complicated they make it to move contacts from one phone to another). SP is making biscotti, and we have tamales on tap for tonight. My contribution will be salad, which will make me no friends.
Oh, and our cable is down. Can anybody tell me who’s in first place in the AFC North?
Santa 1
Cal 0
You’ll get nothing and like it!
More important is who’s not in last place this year.
In an ideal world,the Colts. Because the Ravens would be in the East (therefore never winning their division), and the Dolphins would be in the South.
The Colts ceased to exist about 35 years ago.
And they also had a quarterback from Louisville who changed the way the game was played. Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.
Canadian landscaping update
Chase Banger… Not a terrible porn name.
Brought strings for a neglected guitar at the in-laws. Anything is bearable with whiskey and a six string to noodle around on.
Annual Christmas brunch at (Olde) Pink House with NewWife was reserved 52 weeks ago. This year’s tie will be new, but the black captoes i bought for our wedding and are worn for ceremonial purpose with her.
Thanks to all Glibs for a year of patience, theory, and advice. To everyone who pays state income tax, has restricted magazine capacity, or does not know the steady joy of serial congress with an SEC sorority girl, just know that I am praying for you.
Vandy doesnt count.
Go UT or go home….
I spent 1988-9 in a college dorm and therefore have no need to ever hear GnR again.
This is true
So you’re saying you have no appetite for destruction?
Hey now let’s not have a Civil War here.
There’s room for opinions here. This isn’t a Chinese democracy!
That’s cold like a November rain.
I was in the service and lived in a dorm as well at that time. Same opinion here. I must admit they are still better than the Quiet Riot shit I had to endure in college though.
Not feeling the noise?
Grindr?
Never liked ’em anyway.
Me neither. It was blasting out of every other door though, so impossible to ignore.
I blasted Skinny Puppy in return.
I was not a fan but scored a free ticket and ride to a concert. Slash was incredible.
May everybody have spectacular hair for Christmas.
My favorite Xmas song
Merry Christmas everyone. I’m sitting in the pews waiting on service to start. The Methodists keep it short, so thank baby Jesus for that.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas. Send a prayer to the markets. Geez. Kid and wife opened their presents and now she’s off to school. What kind of heathen school is open on today?
Are you going to send dick jokes like Mojeaux?
That’s on Sundays.
Merry Christmas!
Got in a car wreck today got hit by someone rushing through a turn lane. Last time I got in a car wreck was Christmas Day 2012.
Dude, sorry.
Idiot driving too fast on ice missed us by about 5 feet this morning.
That sucks
Sorry.
Are you okay?!
What you did,I saw
At the store across the street a drunk driver hit 5 cars and two people so as much as what happened sucked everyone is ok and it could have been much worse. Also since my car is done for I donât have to submit it to the Virginia state inspection it was due for /looking on bright side
Yes just some bruises. The people in the other car were acting like everyone of them were hurt and they went to the hospital. My four year olds were scared but other than a scratch one of their faces ok.
“I’M HURT, I’M HURT, CALL A LAWYER!!!”
Thatâs what Iâm worried about. They were acting like extras in a Godzilla film and wouldnât speak to us.
Sorry đ
Hope you and yours are OK.
About 10 years ago, when we moved into our house, on Xmas eve I hear some music. It keeps getting louder and louder. Finally it’s crazy loud and massive amounts of light come streaming into our windows. This is around 9 p.m. I go outside and there’s a huge parade flowing down our street with about 100 people in costume sing carols. It was astounding.
So that’s been our Xmas eve ever since.
https://youtu.be/8fclqEkKxz4
Wow! Just, wow!
Yeah… I want that train.
Don’t be blue for christmas
Bluesy, r&b Christmas rock n roll from JD McPhersonâs new album âSocksâ. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe-WQQHddpPP1A7lng3Md1K06UrXkOw29
Looks like we’ll be having a white Christmas after all.
These guys would be crucified for this today.
https://youtu.be/GfZPtkqXQIA
Merry Christmas all!
Merry Christmas!
Have a Merry FEAR-ful Christmas !
Blue?
Blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
Don’t forget Christmas With The Devil
Santa Claus is cumming.
http://archive.is/5mITh
Methinks these ladies are on the naughty list.
Trying to select even a handful is a fools errand so I’ll say orgy.
Oi! Q, got a Christmas song for you too!
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6q3uK2Zix8
To say that I am unhappy with my work’s IT right now would be an understatement. The guy was supposed to call me when my laptop was ready. No call at 16:00 had me starting to worry, so I call and leave a VM. I have to head up towards that office anyway to drop some gifts off for a friend, so I decided to swing by the office to check on the update. The motherfucker wasn’t even there. No call, no e-mail, no laptop. I’m just now having my first beer of the day.
Just saw this. Kevin Spacey faces criminal charge over alleged sexual assault of teenager.
So he just stuck his hand down the kid’s pants and the kid just stood there? It’s it true it’s bizarre, if it isn’t, it’s just as bizarre.
/goes back to boring world where people don’t fondle strangers out of the blue without getting their asses kicked on the spot
He said/he said?
These guys would be crucified for this today.
Chuck Berry was a race traitor
Not much for traditional Christmas music but the simplicity and emotion nails it here. (I never listen to the saccharine second song.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAEJKg0lSPk
But this reminds of the clan xmas celebrations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk
Obligatory
OMG President Dreamboat is soooooooooo hunky!
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/barack-obama-surprises-michelle-obama-becoming-book-tour
?
*barf*
Wow. The ex-Narcissist-in-chief can’t even let his wife have her own [undeserved] limelight without inserting himself.
Phrasing!
I’d bet he’s never inserted himself in her.
But the other way around…
I wasn’t gonna say it…
Moderator Valerie Jarrett how could they find someone so unbiased
Becoming what?
https://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/star-wars/273955/star-wars-joonas-suotamo-on-becoming-chewbacca-and-whats-next-for-the-wookiee
*Looks around*
This is probably an appropriate place: Hot violin-playing chick
Something you didn’t hear at Target, I bet
Probably not this one either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8nUgN7eDhg
The Crokinole boards were a hit, getting ready for many grilled meats and roasted vegatables, Merry X-mas Glibs.
Damn those look sharp. Has the game been a hit for the players as well? It’s funny, almost everyone I teach the game to starts off with this, “well, if I’ve got to try it” look, and then after a couple rounds doesn’t want to give up their seat for anyone else. đ
Yep, my mother and stepfather, who got the Redwood one looked kind of befuddled at first. But, after an evening of the whole family, from 6-75 years old, playing and kibitzing I think they appreciate it.
Nice poster.
I framed the shot just for Q.
Nice!
What a happy christmas it would be
My favorite.
Hawt.
https://youtu.be/Mk_GmhD053E
The big Christmas was yesterday for the Clan of the Fourscores. My only married grand daughter hosted her very first family dinner, ham with all the necessary accessories. Her cooking skills will be upgraded as the learning process goes on, I’m sure, but the food was great (because she’s my grand daughter). It’s a scary emotional feeling to realize these little muffins are all grown up, all into their 20s, boyfriends, one married, 2 graduating from college this spring, their older sister graduated a couple years ago and is in the process of changing jobs. I can’t take any credit for what appears to be a job well done, they over came the adversity of the parenting they got or didn’t get.
We ate, opened gifts and had to look at a 3 hour drive home so we left but from all reports the rest of the party went fairly well with few recriminations and no 911 calls so I’m calling it a success. As with many families the girls have chosen different paths and don’t see one another nor their parents too often. Sometimes that’s for the best.
Sounds like a great family gathering. Good for you and your clan.
Here is a good final song for you and yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPrf-svWUAQ
Thanks, db.
The ex-Narcissist-in-chief canât even let his wife have her own [undeserved] limelight without inserting himself.
Eeeeeewwwwww.
Our good ally, helping rapists and killers escape justice.
Why in the hell are they helping out rapists?
Oh, right. Saudi Arabia.
I want to make low carb waffles for breakfast tomorrow for my girlfriend. I have the base recipe down pat. I’m torn on the style tough….
1. Chocolate waffles with chopped pecans
2. “Regular” waffles with chopped pecans and chocolate chips (Lily’s)
3. Same as 1 using hazelnuts
4. Same as 2 using hazelnuts
5. Peanut butter and chocolate chips
What sounds better?
Moon Waffles.
Can’t beat a #5, Reese’s have been successful with that combo for many, many years
Go for savoury. The best waffles I ever had were savoury ones at some B&B in Mendocino. Outstanding.
What kind of savory?
I can do a faux cornbread with blueberries. That hits sweet and savory.
It was a while ago, so I don’t remember details. I think bacon and definitely cheese.
Hmmm…I have bacon & smoked cheese…
I might have too do something like this with whatâs laying around the house. I didnât have the opportunity to go to the store to get my familyâs traditional orange rolls.
We are at my mom’s for our fam Xmas Eve. She is old now (hate saying that), and I came over to help her and her sister get ready. I will be doing it from now on. I can’t see letting my mom do this again.
My MIL is 80, she makes coffee now, but Lord what a cook in the day
It’s tough seeing your parents age.
You’re doing a great thing. Merry Christmas!
Benadryl and alcohol: a winning combination!
Yup, definitely the pure benadryl, not the Tylenol PM. Alcohol and acetaminophen are a bad combo, but the diphenhydramine is not a problem.
Merry Christmas my fellow Glibs!
It’s been a hectic weekend for us – Saturday night was the boat parade in Tampa (hundreds of boats lit up with Christmas lights parading up the river in downtown), Sunday was White Christmas at the Tampa Theater, and today my wife made me (yes, she was insistent and had to convince me) to go buy myself a new convertible.
So, all in all, it has been a great lead up to Christmas for us!
Come on, post a pic of your new ride.
No idea how to do it. Just imagine a bright blue Mustang…
Off to get our treats ready for Santa. No cookies and milk here – he gets bacon and scotch. There’s a reason he comes to our house first…
2019? I’ve heard good things about the new 2019 Mustangs.
Nah, it’s a certified pre-owned 2018, but it has all the bells and whistles – 10 speed auto, digital dash, air conditioned leather seats, but it is the turbo not the V8. I didn’t want to get hit with the depreciation of a new one myself, and this one only has 16k miles on it. And with the certified, I get the remainder of the factory warranty, then an additional 12 month/12k mile add on to that, and then a powertrain warranty for 7 years/100k miles. So basically it’ll be under warranty until 2025 at some level or another. Our current vehicle (which we share) only has 14k miles on it after 16 months, so I’m sure I’ll hit the timeframes on this one before I get to the mileage…
Had an hour drive home from the dealership, and it was quite nice on the interstate with the top down – minimal wind and the noise was tolerable. Plenty of get up for me, and very comfy to sit in as well
Sounds like a good pick. Congrats!
Very cool!
We haven’t done anything exciting this Christmas because the upheaval of moving to San Diego from Minneapolis and the new job and house have been quite enough.
So Mr Splosives and I are enjoying some R&R. It’s turned into a second honeymoon (his words). High time to tend domestic affairs!
He just drove down the hill to pick up a pizza and sub sammich from our neighborhood grocer/market/convenience store, so the relaxation continues.
We had our first visit by landscaper Tino, the Honduran immigrant recommended by neighbors, to work on cutting back our plants and advising us. He is quite the wealth of information on horticulture.
The company finally opened the link where I can go in and divvy up the bonus pool among my awesome employees. I’m not sure whose life I’m living. This Christmas should really be another Thanksgiving. I’m not worthy.
God Bless America, and Merry Christmas to all!
My favorite Christmas arrangement. When I was a young lad, this piece took eight months or so for me to learn.
The holidays have been rather melancholy for me for some years now. In 1994, my old man had a massive heart attack on Christmas Eve, passing away the next morning. For years after, my Christmas Eve ritual was to drink until I was stuporous and cry myself to sleep. I try not to do that any more.
Sorry to hear that Iâm glad it sounds like things are getting better
Sorry.
I hope you have a most Merry Christmas and that it keeps getting better for you. Sorry about the old man, but wish the best and merriest for you.
Nice – organs/organists are amazing. I’m going to watch the WPIX midnight mass again tonight in large part for the music….
This equally wonderful piece was in the sidebar for me.
“my Christmas Eve ritual was to drink until I was stuporous”
I did as well but I had no excuse. I also did it a lot on other nights.
Sad about your father. Never a good time to lose a loved one but it seems like the holidays would be worse. Remember the good times, we have our memories.
Merry Christmas. Sorry about the facts of the story. Keep keeping on.
DAY THREE: Oldest son is flying in tonight, we hope the TSA agents were not too disgruntled. Internet seems to be working and the stove has a scent of a roast. Our neighbors have resorted to put out some sort of distress lights, but I can only discern their colorful nature and joyous ambiance.
Cozy in our home, the stockings stuffed, we hope this community has a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year!
I went to a neighbor’s Christmas party on the 15th. It was great fun; mostly couples of similar age as us, varied interests and I would guess varied politics. I fell into a nice conversation with a friend of the neighbor and somehow we got onto political philosophy, a topic fraught with peril at social events with strangers. We quickly found out we had very similar views and kept talking. He was astonished to find a woman randomly at a party who could speak intelligently about libertarianism.
He gave me his card and told me I might like his most recent book: “Common Sense Nation: Unlocking the Forgotten Power of the American Idea”. His name is Robert Curry and it turns out he writes guest articles for the Federalist and other constitutionally centered places. We had some good conversation, alright. His book (I now have it on Kindle and in paper for lending out) delves into the important influence of Scottish Enlightenment thinkers on the American Founders and the vast difference in the French Enlightenment compared to the Scottish one.
I’m enjoying the heck out of it.
So the party was a huge success, until at the end, the host tripped over some firewood and crushed my left hand between his body and the arm rest of the chair. It split open a huge puncture and laceration and I bled all over the back porch and sliding door before getting to the kitchen sink. Had to go to Urgent Care the next day, and it’s just not healing right. Gonna leave a mark for sure.
Good times, good times.
Ouch. I listened to a podcast months ago about Scottish influence on American founding fathers. Maybe it was that guy. The guy was a huge fan of Scotland but wasnât even Scottish himself. You donât have good luck with dudeâs and armrests, do you.
Straff,
It took me a few minutes to figure out your reference to guys and arm rests. LOL.
Yeah, I actually prefer the one with a lasting injury to the creepy fuck on the plane.
Might have been Curry that you heard. The preface to the book I referenced was written by Victor Davis Hansen, and Curry gets around in Classical Liberal circuits.
Wouldnât it be fun if we could make a SoCal Glibs meetup and invite him?
Hayek,
I sent you an email but I’m thinking that the wall o’ text and all the links might have put you off. I’ll try again, if you don’t mind, in a much smaller format.
Hobbit
Straff,
It took me a few minutes to figure out your reference to guys and arm rests. LOL.
Yeah, I actually prefer the one with a lasting injury to the creepy fuck on the plane.
Absolutely try again! Iâve been busy as heck with end of year garbage but I thought I emailed you back. I can give you an alternate email if needed.
Sorry about your hand, but glad you had an all right time at the party. Cheers and Merry Christmas.
So you’re going to get back at him by blowing up his house?
Why only one comment on ChipperDoveâs âTwas the Night Before Glibmassâ? I enjoyed it. Hopefully the clouds will clear up so I can both of these things this evening.
It’s Lemmy’s birthday today. Go figure.
https://youtu.be/TkvQF3SS6y0
He will be missed