IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE! FESTIVUS!!!!

And I’m starting the day with a warm glow, partially due to some excellent home-made limoncello, and partially due to watching a delightful upset last night. If New Orleans will cooperate by putting away the Steelers today, all will be well in the universe.

Auspicious birthdays today include ancestor of quarterbacks and imaginative scrivener Joseph Smith; superb cartoonist and master of simple black lines Otto Soglow; brilliant and flawed trumpeter Chet Baker; Spinal Tap stalwart Harry Shearer; guitar master and twang bar king Adrian Belew; Sloopy’s dreamy hero and former Chicago Bear Jim Harbaugh; and Mr. War Boner himself, Bill Kristol.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS???!!!


On to news.

 

Yet another Obama holdover quits in protest of winding down a war his former boss dragged us into. This is my shocked face.

 

One more reason to be grateful that this mess of evil, corruption, and incompetence didn’t end up being the Commander-in-Chief. 

 

This is a preview of our inevitable next step in law enforcement and policing. Saves money compared with incarceration. I wish I were joking.

 

TSA will take a back seat to no-one. Or maybe to everyone. Why is this news? Then again, why does an oppressive and useless agency somehow escape populist wrath? In a just society, there would be uniformed agents dangling from lampposts.

 

A viral news story with clickbait videos turns out to be a fake. I am astonished, truly astonished. Inconceivable!

 

This is a sad story, but inspiring to see people’s good works. I’m sure, somehow, the outcome is Trump’s fault.

 

What’s even stupider than paying attention to trump’s brain lint? Paying attention to the brain lint of entertainers and athletes.

 

Is there nothing that Climate Change® can’t do? Popcorn at the ready.

 

Quest Diagnostics sees a potential problem in their business model and reacts accordingly. If there were ever a company I would like to see die, this would be number one on my list.

 

This is a dumb story, but I’m linking it because the photo will delight Swiss.

 


 

Old Guy Music features, inevitably, today’s birthday boy, demonstrating that as great as he is on guitar, his vocals and songwriting are in that same class.