At this point, you may have two batches of mead, a batch of wine, a batch of cider, and a batch of beer fermenting away in your basement. So, let’s take a step away from making something this week and start going over the main ingredients in beer.
First, what is malt? Malting is a process to soften the outer husk of a grain, and allow access to enzymes that break down starches into sugars. This process has several steps which are:
- Germination – The grains are mixed into water in a dark room to begin the germination process.
- Kilning – At this point the grain is dried and heated. The heating will change the quality of the grain making different types of malt (we’ll get to those in a bit)
- Cleanup – Now they want to break off the little dried out rootlets that have sprouted, test the malt to check the quality and the specs of this batch.
Many grains can be malted (including corn, wheat, rice, and oats), but barley is the main one for beer. Malts can be broken down into a couple of broad families:
- Base Malts [Diastatic Malt] – These malts have enough diastatic power (measurement of the amount of enzymes present in the malts) to convert the starches in themselves and a certain amount of other malts. The main ones used in beer are referred to as 2-row and 6-row (based on the structure of the head of barley) with many regional ones being used for specialty beers (Marris Otter – British, Munich – German, Pils – Pilsners). These can add biscuit and bready notes to the beer.
- Crystal/Caramel Malts – While the process to make Crystal and Caramel malts is different, the end result is very similar and at the homebrew level the two terms are generally used interchangeable. These are malts that have been roasted and to force the sugars to be modified into a non-fermentable state. These are referred to by their Lovibond rating (this is a measure of the color, the higher the number, the darker). These malts will add body, some caramel notes, some sweetness, and (for the darker ones) some roasted notes.
- Specialty Malts – These are used in small amounts for specific characteristics they can impart to the beer. Carapils is a popular one that’s said to increase head retention and body, smoked malts have been smoked and add that flavor, chocolate malt will add chocolate notes, roasted barley is non-malted and will add a dark color and roasted flavors. Technically all Crystal/Caramel malts could be considered specialty malts as well.
A beer recipe will generally have between 50-75% of the grist (crushed malts) made up of base malts, with the rest being crystal/caramel or specialty malts. You can also make a beer with nothing but base malts or just a single base malt. The vast majority of the time, you can also freely swap between base malts (although it will change the flavor) in a recipe, unless it’s using a large amount of specialty malts or adjuncts.
Now that I’ve mentioned adjuncts, I should probably explain them. When talking about an adjunct in the brewing world, you’re referring to anything that isn’t malted barley (or wheat in some cases), hops, water, and yeast. So rice, corn, oats, and rye are all adjuncts, as are Candi syrup, table sugar, or fruit juice. Spices, vegetables, fruits, and herbs also qualify. Do adjuncts make a beer bad? No, forget the Reinheitsgebot. It was passed to protect the income of nobility who were making wheat beers. It sets price controls!
So why use adjuncts? The main reason is for different qualities that the grain and sugar additions can make. You want that creamy mouthfeel of an oatmeal stout? You need to use some oats. Want to make a milk stout? You’ll need to include some lactose (milk sugar). The other is flavor, there’s nothing wrong with a good fruit beer, or a nice spiced porter. According to a couple of books I’ve read, some of the Belgian breweries (if you drink good beer, you’ve probably had their stuff) use flour as an adjunct in the mash. And you can’t say the Belgians don’t make good beer.
At this point, you may have
Working around the brew room from memory: one 14-gallon demijon full of cyser (3 years old); a 2yo blonde sour; a 2yo red sour; two young red sours; two young blonde sours; one chocolate bouchet; one regular bochet (made wine yeast); one regular bochet (made with ale yeast); one batch of mulberry mead; one 9-gallon batch of raspberry mead; one 2 yo batch of lime session mead (ready to be kegged); two meadowfoam meads; one sourwood mead; one tupelo mead; one lemon session mead; one ginger-lime session mead; one young amber sour ale.
And you can’t say the Belgians don’t make good beer.
When they made a special batch for commercial sale, I missed out on it. Oh well. I know some places in Amsterdam where I can get their beer. At some point I’ll make it over to the monastery.
All my homebrewing has been with malt extract beers. At some point I should start brewing again and also try an all-grain beer.
Nice article! Thanks!
Good stuff again, thanks!
First, what is malt?
Baby don’t hurt me.
“Germination – The grains are mixed into water in a dark room to begin the germination process.”
Do you use a flashlight, or something so you can see what you’re doing, or is it all by feel?
Another great article!
This is generally done in a malt house, where they use big rakes to stir the grain in the water. Home malting is possible, but not something I’ve ever done. There are now some regional malt houses opening up, but they generally will only contract with commercial brewers (or home brew shops), they don’t want to mess around with the small amounts most homebrewers use. Most malt is sold in 50 lb sacks, while most beers will use under 15 lb of total malt in the beer (more or less depending on the style).
OT: oops. Maybe there was no drone at Gatwick last week after all.
London Strong
I can’t wait to try all grain brewing! Extract is great, but I’m sick of dropping $50+ on ingredients for 2 cases of beer. I also hate working with LME.
My local beer club has an annual grain buy. They work with one of the local brew pubs and order several pallets of base malts at wholesale. Makes brewing really cheap.
Wait, you mean you don’t grow the fermentables yourself?
Shame.
Apples, I am growing apples for cider. Iowa is not good for growing barley.
I also don’t harvest my own yeast… although I have grabbed commercial samples from the dregs of bottles and built them up. Ommegang’s house yeast is an insane monster that rips through fermentation fast.
KFC-scented yule logs. Why not.
Sold out. 🙁
When KFC stopped selling Twisters I stopped patronizing them.
“Please don’t put face directly into fire in attempt to smell fried chicken.”
This place is dead. It’s like you Shitlords have a life, or something.
Nonsense. We’re undead.
I am Lazarus, come from the dead, come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all…
Unlike Rufus, we all work.
I’m off until the 2nd. Except for one day when my boss contacted me about a bug, I’ve been off for a few days (no pun or joke intended here). There is housework to do, but not work at work.
I just got texted today that my two days off this week are no more. Meh, I need the money.
I’m salaried. No extra money unless my boss remembers it at review time/bonus time.
I’m drinking and watching gun videos. At some point I’ll drop off to read.
Someone the other day suggested I drink my year old bottle of CBS from Founder’s. That’s what I’m drinking now. It still tastes OK.
Ted, SP and I were watching the Packers, I don’t know what excuse anyone else has.
And on the bright side, if Chicago beat Minnesoda next week and the Eagles win, the Vikings are out of the playoffs.
I’m off until the 2nd. I’m catching up on my napping until my wife starts giving me assignments.
Oh Andy Capp, you lovable wife beater you.
By napping, I meant drinking.
Andy Capp? Geez, I haven’t read that one in two decades. I do remember liking it though.
He makes some good hot fries too!
I was hanging my closet back up after the catastrophic failure this morning.
Sounds like a wardrobe malfunction.
you are so lucky Switzy is off drinking gluhwein.
Glühwein. I like it too.
A former co-worker of mine had an “emergency Gühwein” kit. “Because you never know when you might need some Glühwein!”
“emergency Glühwein kit”
Ich Auch. Unfortunately, no one else I know likes it. Rubes. But to be fair, I don’t like it without sub-freezing temps either.
I’m done wrapping gifts. Woohoo.
I went to see Into the Spiderverse with my nephews, wrapped up all the gifts I have, and stopped at a new(er) brewery to try out a pint.
Why would I brew in my basement? When I tried brewing it was in my kitchen.
My basement is dirt, with snakes and mold. No way I’d consume anything stored there.
So you didn’t read my first article.
Read? Articles?
Temperature control is a key part of brewing beer. Lager needs cool temperatures. Saison needs warm temperatures. Most ales do really well at mid-60s. Basements provide roughly the right temperature for ale and tend to remain pretty stable.
When I tried brewing (before I realized I can’t drink most beers) I lived in an apartment.
My house had a terrible basement for getting in and out of even without hauling beer.
My brewing room and wine cellar were baked into the construction plans when we built our house.
Better to brew with malts than schmaltz.
Oy, gevalt!
DAY TWO: We rummaged thru our emails to find the best deal on a take and bake pizza. Luckily, there was plenty. Paid with cold hard cash made from a side business that my wife and I run but we fear the roads as we traversed to badlands to scrap by. Tomorrow our oldest is due in but with constant communication, it seems all is well and he will be patted down and frisked as normal. The dogs have resorted to eating their squeaky toys and the other children have indulged in the local coffee bar to ensure their survival.
I am expected service. Not my first rodeo nor
probably my not my last.
TOP TEN COMIC BOOK CROSSOVERS: #3 – Dr. Jordan Peterson on the Dr. Oz Show
Just shave the goddamn goatee.
I really think that man is brilliant. You don’t have to agree with everything he says to recognize that.
Peterson or Oz?
Well, Oz of course. How can you doubt that man’s mind? Peterson is a mental midget in comparison.
Confiscated homemade guns from poachers in Zimbabwe.
Since someone improved “Last Christmas” by rewriting the lyrics, I’ll share an improved performance
Some women can really rock a red dress.
Not bad. Thanks!
Cute!
PMJ has really grown on me.
Sorta related… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-ClZWumkU
I’ve linked to her before, and I shall link to her again.
????
There are about 50 members in Post Modern Jukebox. The band behind her was some of the main players in the group.
Um.
I’ll raise you the largest spider.
A whole Lotta nope for this whole thread.
Yea. Already seen that movie.
I thought it was going to be this.
I will raise you the scariest spider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI3f07YAukc
Standard disclaimer – I am not a credentialed expert or medical doctor. This is not medical advice.
My wife was bitten by a recluse a couple of years ago. The bite got worse over the course of a week and showed no sign of stopping. I finally took some activated charcoal from capsules I bought in the drug store, dampened it and placed it on the wound then covered it with some toilet paper and tape. I put a fresh one on twice a day. After one day of that we had a reversal and fully healed up in a week.
There is also a treatment that uses electrical shocks placing one lead on the wound and the second lead in various positions radially around the wound. The theory is that the enzymes the spider injects are complex organic molecules that are degraded by electric current. I have not tried this and I am too lazy to look up the doctor that uses this treatment.
Again, I aint a doc, just sayin’ in case anyone wanted to hear this story.
Australian Funnel-web. Modern medicine FTW. Whew!
I’d rather be bitten by a black widow than a brown recluse. Black widow venom, if properly treated, makes for a miserable week. I know people who were permanently scarred by a recluse bite.
I once captured a Black Widow and some Wolf Spiders in a jar. The Black Widow made short work of them.
I don’t think I have ever been bitten by a spider, but it doesn’t sound fun.
My brother kept a black widow in a jar on his night stand. He said it gave him intense nightmares.
My brother kept a black widow in a jar on his night stand.
You’ll be relieved to hear the “Hampture” project, “The scientific pursuit of underwater hamster objectivism,” has resumed.
Friggin’ comment refresh glitch.
Wolf spiders are harmless and they’re kinda cute.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
My most vivid memory of a wolf spider was during 8th grade football. One had made itself at home in my helmet and decided that all the shaking and moving during calisthenics was too much, so she decided to bail out through the facemask during sit-ups drill.
Been bitten countless times by black widows. I used to work for a custom car builder doing leadsleds. He’d get ’49-’51 Mercs delivered fresh from some filed up north and I’d have to make em run. They were packed full of widows. The first few bites were scary as all hell. Your heart races, jaw gets tight and veins feel pulse-y. You get a weird kind of anxiety. After a few, it all lessens and eventually, you only feel local swelling and itching. I was in my early twenties at the time. It might just kill me now…
*glances down at circular scar of soft, sunken tissue the size of a nickel on upper-right thigh*
Yep. My stupid ass refused to seek medical treatment for the bite and it kept me hobbled up for nearly a month. While festering it was a black hole of rotting muscle tissue and the skin couldn’t muster up anything more substantial than a few yellowish strands before collapsing.
Nasty little fuckers, the recluse.
I wouldn’t fuck with a brown recluse.
A spider bit me when I was a teenager. I got out of bed, I put my slippers on, and I felt a stabbing sensation on one of my toes. I yanked my slippers off, shook them, and a spider fell out. I squished it with my other foot.
Thankfully it wasn’t a brown recluse or anything serious. I had a pus filled painful blister on my toe for a while. Eventually it cleared up.
Ugh… That reminds me of having to crawl into my tiny crawlspace to find a water leak. There was only one to two feet of vertical room in there to maneuver around. I found the leak, and where it had made the soil wet, it was supporting life. The whole fucking pipe was mummified in dense spiderwebs with little funnels everywhere. I’m not exaggerating when I say that there must have been several hundred fully grown spiders down there – black widows, brown recluses, wolf spiders, and a ton of house centipedes as well just for good measure. I was pounding those fuckers with my first and brushing them off my arms while trying to find the leak (I was completely suited up with a ski mask, goggles, a hoodie, and coveralls).
I pounded one of the black widows hard enough to kill it, but it didn’t die right away. It raised two front legs straight up in the air and convulsed in some sort of weird death dance. For some reason, that’s one of the freakiest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
*violent shuddering*
^^ yes, that appears to be exactly what Akira is describing
I’m not clicking any links here.
*still orders flamethrower based on comments*
I had a black widow make a web and an egg clutch in my kitchen window last year. I dumped an entire quart of pesticide on the thing before physically removing it from the premises. Not gonna take any changes. I don’t need any black widow infestation here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qC59hfdUas
Come on, this one’s quick and funny.
Grilled camel ribeye came out great.
Toddler got couscous everywhere and refused to eat Jesus’ birthday cake with a fork.
Had some tasty brews at my neighbor’s brewery
Great day!
I’ve never done camel. How was it?
(besides coming out great, of course)
It’s beef like. I thought it was more complex than beef.
I am really bad about food descriptions which is why I skipped the BIF review. But my wife and I would definitely eat camel again.
In my experience, grass-eating mammals taste pretty much like beef. There are subtle differences, but I’ve eaten camel, goat, elk, antelope, kangaroo, and buffalo, and I’m not very confident that I could identify them in a blind taste test.
Relevant
? And a partridge in a pear tree… ?
Monster
Fuck off!
Then they went down to his car and broke his taillight.
Man allows daughter to have healthy pets. Charged with animal and child abuse. and yet whenever I suggest the State may have a bit too much power and we may have a few too many laws I am mocked.
About to watch the Chiefs vs Seahawks game and as a Chiefs fan I couldn’t be happier were they are positioned so far this season and in the foreseeable future. Mahomes is a monster and I get the feeling the next decade or so could be a lot of fun…but I’d like the kid a little more if he’d change his stupid fucking haircut.
We’re settling in to watch too. His tic that gets me is he starts every answer with, “Yeah, I mean…”.
I’ve noticed that as well. I’d make a drinking game of it but I’m not sure I want to knock back booze that fast.
Yeah, I mean, that would be bad.
But then how would you know how cool and edgy he is?
He has the voice of two-packs a day Kermit the Frog. Adding a orange, floppy mop on his head just makes him even more cartoonish. Maybe that’s cool now?
A cartoon who gets the job done, tho.
Oh, I’m not complaining about his performance. I’m just being a crab ass because I have a bad head cold and am half loopy on Nyquil.
Green Coma in a bottle.
I was agreeing he is a bit of a cartoon. ?
Cool is anything that attracts attention.
So racist….I can’t even.
No, no, he’s a race-traitor for dating a little blond white girl, nevermind his lily white mother.
/stupid shit I sometimes hear
Damn, the Chiefs really need to find some kind of defence.
Well, there they are.
https://youtu.be/LkJFd4YhZPc
Hehehe.
I had Christmas with my brothers this morning. My twin brother got my little boy a water rocket. That thing is fucking cool.
Whycome Latchtwin no glib?
Think Spock with a beard, that’s why
Lachtwin is an Iraq vet, beneficiary of the GI bill who is currently an engineer in an arms manufacturing plant. He build bombs for the warfare state.
It would be tricky to square a libertarian world view with that.
I worked for government contractors my entire career. Next life I will choose a career AFTER I settle on a political philosophy.
I did two years at a defense contractor after I finished my undergrad. That was two years too long. I’m happy to have left it behind.
Working at the prison for 15 months taught me everything I need to know about government work (especially public sector unions and the effects they have on employee performance).
Residing in a prison for 3 years taught me everything I need to know about the nature of state and the nature of man…
The worst thing about prison is the other people there with you.
No kidding, spend a few years locked away and you will turn into an animal
I think your description of Latchtwin describes several glibs, just him a nudge. AND BY NUDGE MEAN….
https://youtu.be/sWf-T8F-BJQ
There’s the rest of it. I put the wrong damn video up the first time
Gotta love portrait orientation!
Well, rockets do go up and down.
That looks cool.
So, what’s the thoughts on the Bumblebee movie?
*googles*
GTFO
It’s been done.
Looks neat. I was never “in” to the Transformers cartoon so I could be wrong, but it looks like they have a lot of transformer characters that will strike at the nostalgia of people who were. That, the chick is cute and there is no Shia LaBeouf. I hope they story ends up making sense and the comic relief is not as awkward and dumb as ‘Age of Extinction’. And suddenly I realize that there is another one after that one that I have note seen because I hated #4. But really, they are all the same movie. I’m going to stop rambling now.
I own every episode of the original Transformers cartoon on DVD I bought from China before it was released in the US at a big mark-up. I also have the Takara Japan only seasons after that. I stopped watching the Bayformers movies after the second one.
I wish someone would make an original movie instead of cranking out episode no. 27 through 42 or remake after remake. How many ‘Rocky’ movies are there now? Jurassic Parks? Comic Books made film? I thought hollywood was supposed to be populated by creative types.
Hollywood started off with the serial and adaptation game. We’ve been telling the same stories for centuries, but now we have better capabilities. What I can’t stand are big budget movies that don’t have a good story and have shit effects.
Case in point, in the 80s Hollywood felt a need to revive this silent film serial.
“I thought hollywood was supposed to be populated by creative types.”
Regardless, it’s run by businessmen. There are plenty of original small independent films that don’t make money. Even someone as famous as Woody Allen doesn’t make a living from his movies. He makes money in real estate, then loses it making films.
What I don’t get is that there are hundreds of successful books that were never made into movies. So it’s not like there is a shortage of stories with the potential to make money.