I SAID WE’LL DO IT LIVE

By ron7344

By the way: A 2-outlet faceplate runs you about $2, cowboy.

I like beer. For better or worse, this has been a mantra that I lived by from the age of 18-present day 47. I can’t drink like I used to, but I still really enjoy drinking beer. My wife has never had a problem with the beer drinking, because it was (mostly) on the weekends and I never changed my personality while I was drunk so it almost never caused me any problems. The following story is one of the times it did, but it turned into a positive thing in the long run.

In December of 1990 I was a 19-year-old Lance Corporal and had been stationed on Okinawa for 8 months. On a Wednesday, I ran into my drinking buddy from Fort Sill, Pete. He had just gotten to the island on a six-month deployment. We had to go drinking that night even though I had to be up at 4:30 for a machine gun shoot Thursday morning. It started as “I’ll just have a few beers and be back by midnight so I can get 4 hours of sleep.” (It was so great to be young.) We went bar hopping and somehow wound up at the Sunabe Seawall at around 11:30.

I met this pretty Okinawan girl, she was 22 and we REALLY hit it off. She and her friend had just watched the movie Ghost and came to the seawall for a little bit before they went home. Next thing I knew it was 2:00. Man, WE HAVE TO GO!! The girl is nice enough to drive us to the front gate, but as I get out of her car I realize my wallet is missing because the bottom of my pocket was ripped. She took me back and we found it, but instead of coming back we sat and talked for another couple of hours (not getting any sleep anyway at this point). She drives me back and I get to my room as reveille was sounded at 4:30.

I shaved and got into my cammies and still had 45 minutes before formation, so I had the fatal thought “I can take a nap” figuring that I would hear when everyone went down for formation. To quote Charlie Murphy, “WRONG!!”. To make matters worse, my section Chief and the A chief were in school so nobody noticed I wasn’t at formation.

I woke up at noon.

Not sure what to do, I started helping the rear party with cleaning the barracks in preparation for our weekly cleaning (field day) and was terrified when I heard the 5 tons come back, but trying to be slick, I went down and started cleaning the .50 cals, MK 19’s, and M60’s. Suddenly I hear my Platoon Sergeant yelling for me to get my stupid ass in his office NOW.

“WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!?!?!”

What to say? I suck at lying and I think I’m in enough trouble without adding to it so I didn’t know what to say except to tell him exactly what happened and why. No excuses, just the truth.

“Talked? I’m not even mad. I’m dissapointed.”

He shook his head and told me to go back out. I thought my career was over, I would never get promoted and maybe kicked out. He never said another word about it, but for at least six months, every time there was a shit detail he would look over the formation and when he saw me he would do a double take, yell my name, say “Holy Shit, you’re here. Thanks for volunteering.” Much guard duty was stood, and many hours were spent picking up trash and brass.

The positive thing to come out of that night: the girl I met has been married to me for 24 years now.

Now for reviews of my BIF from L0b0t:

Black Duck Porter by Greenport Harbor Brewing Company 4.7% ABV: Excellent example of a high quality Porter. Nothing extra, just right. 4.25/5

Common Sense Kentucky Style Ale by Upstate Brewing Company 5.3% ABV: Very easy to drink reddish ale. Good taste of hops, but not too strong. 4/5

Hawaiian Pizza IPA by Rockaway Brewing Company 5.9% ABV: I was skeptical about this one, but there was a pineapple beer in my last BIF package that was enjoyable, so let’s see.

Is this grapefruit juice? One swallow and I’m done (TWSS) 1/5
I give it to my wife (not a beer drinker) and she tastes it says “I can drink it, but it doesn’t taste like beer” She gives it 2/5

…FILLS HIS VICTIMS FULL OF DREAD

Heavy Boots of Lead by Single Cut Beersmiths 11.2%ABV: Pours like motor oil out of my Cummins BLACK and THICK. Even the foam is dark. Can’t see a light through it.

Tastes like an imperial stout, but there is a lot more to the flavor. Very thick and heavy but in a good way, hard to explain. I would never guess this was 11.2 %. I like it a lot and wish I could find this around here. 4.5/5

High Ryse by Iconyc Brewing Company 7.5% ABV: Very smooth Saison beer. Not my favorite type of beer, but it definitely got better as it went down, really liked it by the end. 3.75/5

First drink and I think” this is the perfect beer” almost reminds me of Double Bastard, one of my all-time favorites.  12%, but it goes down way too easily. I love this beer, my next trip to NY I will definitely be looking for this and the High Ryse. 4.75/5

Super Kitty by Keegan Ales 12% ABV: Bottle has a pop top like Grolsch, and it’s wax sealed. Excellent red color and nice “beer” smell. My wife smells it and recoils in horror.

Thanks again Nephilium for coordinating all this and also thank you l0b0t for the excellent beers.

Comments

233 responses to “I SAID WE’LL DO IT LIVE”

    1. No you may not. :-p

  1. DEG

    The positive thing to come out of that night: the girl I met has been married to me for 24 years now.

    Excellent.

    That Heavy Boots of Lead sounds good.

  2. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

    Time flies, here’s to another 24 years
    Huzzah!

  3. Fourscore

    Great story, MS. I’ll toast you with a cup of coffee, now start on the next 24 years.

    1. Tulip

      Congratulations on 24 years

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      …not my story. ron7344.

  4. blackjack

    Cool story.

    Saw Sabbath twice with Ozzy and three times with Dio. Sorry, but Dio was better.

    1. DEG

      Sorry, but Dio was better.

      Sad.

      1. blackjack

        In fairness, Ozzy may have been better in the seventies. I first saw Sabbath in ’81 with Dio and didn’t catch Ozzy until ’04 ish. Towards the end, Dio hands down.

        1. DEG

          I’ve never seen any of them live.

          I tried listening to some Dio Sabbath and couldn’t.

          1. AlmightyJB

            I liked the Heaven and Hell album actually. I had liked Rainbow as well though.

    2. Chafed

      Saw Sabbath on their final tour. No Bill Ward unfortunately. They were great.

    3. Chafed

      Dio definitely had a better voice. But it really was a different band with Ronnie in front. Too bad they didn’t change the name.

    4. Drake

      Saw Dio solo in 84. That voice… I stupidly didn’t even know he had been in Sabbath and Rainbow. I was blown away in the second half of the show when he started through some of those songs.

  5. MikeS

    out of my Cummins BLACK and THICK

    Interracial pr0n?

    Congrats on 24 years!

  6. hayeksplosives

    Nice story on the duty and the gal who both helped cause it and stuck with you through the consequences. Cheers! And a genuine thanks for your service.

  7. hayeksplosives

    Mr Splosives and I stayed up too late drinking, but not beer: Moscow Mules. He made mine in the traditional copper mug but his in gigantic plastic cups. He is still drunk here at 10 AM. I am having a nice Screwdriver made with oranges from the yard.

    California has a dick government, but it’s an awesome place on the globe.

    Merry Christmas, y’all!

    1. Tulip

      My parents had a place in Desert Hot Springs with a grapefruit tree and an orange tree in the backyard So, so, good.

      1. hayeksplosives

        Ooo, grapefruit. nice.

        This crazy yard (bought the place in July) has oranges, lemons, limes, grapes, pomegranates, avocados, unidentified green fruit that is delicious, passion fruit, apples, pears, and then a spice garden with rosemary, chives, thyme, etc. I am not worthy.

        It’s not even that big a yard, just heavily terraced. Makes more sense than a big flat lawn of grass though.

        I am still astounded by the fact that winter is when all the succulents (just decorative, not for food) go into their reproduction phase and shoot out crazy appendages to try and pollenate and spread. It’s alien plant life for sure.

        This planet is too good for us. California is a would-be paradise wrecked by the Nancy Pelosis of the world.

        1. Chafed

          Amen sister. Amen.

          1. hayeksplosives

            You in So-Cal too?

            It would be fun to do a So-Cal Glibs meet up.

            I miss Tundra, Mike, and Pope Jimbo from the Minnesota/NoDak meetups. Sniff.

          2. Chafed

            Yes I am. I’m roughly 30 miles from you.

        2. one true athena

          lucky. The house we bought in July has ZERO TREES. (well, there might be one that’s technically ours, but it’s outside our backyard fence, so not sure. I don’t miss the three giant eucalyptus we had at our old house (we had to cut them back every year because they like to “self-prune” when the leaves get heavy if it rains), but I would like a fruit tree or two.

          But yes, to SoCal meetups!

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Desert Hot Springs?

        I’ve seen it on Cinemax.

    2. DEG

      I had my first Moscow Mules on an unofficial work Christmas pub crawl.

      I could get to like them.

      1. MikeS

        I’ve REALLY jumped on the Moscow Mule craze after having my first one just a couple weeks ago. Man they’re good. My favorite ginger beer is Cock And Bull so far. Unfortunately, it’s also the most expensive I’ve found so far.

        1. DEG

          I don’t know which ginger beer they used, but I’ve always been partial to Barritt’s. Whatever one they used was pretty good.

        2. hayeksplosives

          Cock and Bull is pretty much the best out there.

          When I go to Salt Lake City on the way to/from Dugway Proving Ground, I go to an airport restaurant called Squatters and get a Mormon Mule made with “Five Wives” vodka and Cock and Bull Ginger Beer. Yummy.

          1. DEG

            “Fives Wives”, “Cock and Bull”… I think there is a joke in there somewhere.

          2. Spudalicious

            I’m not a fan of Cock & Bill. I think it’s too sweet. Q ginger beer is my absolute favorite.

            I drink Mules in the summer. Dangerous stuff.

          3. MikeS

            Huh. I thought C&B was the least sweet and had the most bite of the ones I’ve tried so far: Goslings, Stoli, and C&B

            I’ll look for Q Ginger

          4. Spudalicious

            The other I like is Fever Tree.

          5. dbleagle

            I’ll second you on Fever Tree. In a pinch Reed’s Extra Strength Ginger Beer work as well.

    3. Akira

      Speaking of vodka, I got some “Eagle’s Pride” vodka from Buckeye Distiller, located in Tipp City, OH – about a 15 minute drive for me.

      I’m not a big vodka guy; I think most of it is fucking gross. But I’m impressed with this stuff. Not sure of availability outside the Dayton, OH area, however…

      1. Spudalicious

        I’m a fan of Rain Organics. It comes from the Buffalo Trace distillery. Runs about $20 a bottle.

      2. Tres Cool

        Ive had that, shortly after Buckeye opened up. As someone who used to drink un-healthy amounts of vodka, I wasnt a fan.
        In fairness, I was a shots-kinda-guy, so maybe it pairs well with a mixer.

  8. Rhywun

    OT – Holy short paragraphs, Batman – but interesting if accurate:

    But Huawei is much more than an innocent manufacturer of smartphones.

    It is a spy agency of the Chinese Communist Party.

    How do we know?

    Because the party has repeatedly said so.

    1. hayeksplosives

      Oh, it’s true all right.

      Their smartwatches are cheap and feature packed for a reason, and they’ve made good use of them. They’re selling bugging devices to executive victims at a profit. There’s a grim beauty in it somewhere.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Crap. Looks at Honor 8 and smart watch.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          I am ditching it for a Fitbit Tuesday. So i have that going for me…

    2. Chafed

      I don’t think there is any doubt they do it with a state owned or championed company. Some Glib posted this a short time ago: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies

      It kind of puts an exclamation point on it.

      1. Lackadaisical

        I just don’t know why we were all so stupid as to fall for it. I had to get a new with computer because of that. ..

        1. Chafed

          I have never trusted Chinese brands because I assume they have built in spyware.

      2. Nephilium

        That story has been challenged a lot by technical people. It appears Bloomberg may not have fact checked their writers enough.

        1. Chafed

          Given the NSA was surreptiously able to put electronic back doors at the chip level, isn’t it likely the Chinese are doing the same with their companies?

  9. DEG

    Sumatra Mountain Brown for my first afternoon beer. It’s good.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I had a pretty good brown ale last night with my wings. Started off with a Great Lakes Christmas Ale Winter Ale before that.

      https://untappd.comb/zaftig-brewing-co-llc-nuttn-2it-pecan-brown-ale/2218419

      1. DEG

        Working link.

        That beer looks good.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I liked it. Especially after a few sips.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Can’t go wrong with Founders.

      1. DEG

        Yeah, Founders makes great beer.

        I managed to get one of the last bottles of CBS available here in southern NH. It was good.

        I forgot that I still have a bottle left over from last year. I haven’t opened it yet.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Nice Christmas surprise:) Their Breakfast Stout was the first beer I had by them. One of my favorite beers. Don’t think I’ve had the CBS.

          1. DEG

            I think their Breakfast Stout was also my first of theirs.

            CBS comes out, when it comes out, near the end of the year. It is a stout aged in bourbon barrels that also aged maple syrup.

          2. AlmightyJB

            Yummy.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Local pub has this ale aged in bourbon barrels on tab. It’s quite delish.

            https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/430/18698/

          4. AlmightyJB

            On tap

          5. DEG

            I’ve had that. It’s not bad at all.

          6. Private Chipperbot

            Drink the old CBS asap. It doesn’t age because of the syrup. They don’t recommend it past a year.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    A holiday PSA from Wayne Hancock.

    1. DEG

      The Taser had no effect and he looks very happy in his booking photo. I wonder what he was on.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    They’re selling bugging devices to executive victims at a profit. There’s a grim beauty in it somewhere.

    Something something sell you the rope you hang them with.

    1. hayeksplosives

      As much as I hate the US gov’t “picking winners and losers” out of private or publicly traded companies, I do think the US needs to invest in manufacturing of electronic components. The “kill switch” embedded into the simplest chips is not hypothetical; it’s very real.

      China isn’t dicking around. They want to bring us down and are willing to use all means necessary to do so. The fact that we buy any electronics from them to me is profoundly stupid; so easy to either report to the Mothership what they see and/or kill switch anything at any time.

      Are we that stupid as a nation?

      1. Rhywun

        It’s impressive* how studiously most of the MSM are ignoring this story.

        *By which I mean completely unsurprising. I mean, there isn’t even a Russia angle.

        1. Urthona

          The media are ignoring the story because it’s bullshit.

          No, Chinese phones aren’t spying on anyone.

          1. MikeS

            Russian Chinese bot identified.

          2. SoberPhobic

            No, Chinese phones aren’t spying on anyone.

            Just everyone.

          3. Urthona

            While there have been cases of Chinese malware and their data protections are way worse than ours in general, The US intelligence case against Huwai is weak as shit. The evidence they’ve presented to us is incredibly flimsy and they are not a trustworthy source.

      2. Spudalicious

        Yes, yes we are that stupid. And corrupt. The decision to buy Chinese parts wasn’t just because of cost savings.

      3. SoberPhobic

        David Gerrold wrote a very similar thing. The US “lost” ww? and as part of the treaty

        was required to provide weapons for the rest of the world. Secret kill-switch installed.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_Against_the_Chtorr

        1. Rhywun

          I’ve heard of that series – any good?

          1. SoberPhobic

            Was great, but it’s been 24 years since book 4. I gave up hope.

          2. Rhywun

            Go back in time and read “The Man Who Folded Himself” – it’s pretty good.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Are we that stupid as a nation?

    That’s a rhetorical question, right?

    I remember in the ’80s, when China was first opening up to White Devil contract manufacturing, people were saying it was just a ruse to gain access to technology. Say what you want about currency manipulation, the Chinese have hoovered up a lot of proprietary knowledge in return for access to “cheap manufacturing”.

    We’ll see how that plays out.

    1. Fourscore

      Does a parasite plan to kill the host? Parasites often do kill the host but is there a plan of sorts? China needs a market for all the cheap goods they are producing, the 1.3 billion hungry folks have gotten accustomed to eating and I need a cheap shirt once in awhile. If you saw my wardrobe you’d agree. I’m not in disagreement, just not understanding.

    1. DEG

      No. I see no evidence of marijuana use.

    2. egould310

      Looks fun. Mery Christmas!

    3. They’re going to get their butts kicked by Power Celtic.

  13. DEG

    Continuing with my holiday drinking, this beer from Clown Shoes is OK. I’ve had better from them.

    1. Chafed

      Good lord. Not every slight, right or wrong, is worth an argument.

    2. Rhywun

      Ugh, I almost felt ill watching that. Poor kid.

  14. Playa Manhattan

    Since there are a lot of handy people here with more building experience than I, question:

    I’m building some overhead garage storage out of slotted angle irons. I’m going to start with 2 4 foot by 8 foot drop downs over each car parking spot, for a total of 64 square feet of storage. Will connect them and expand if I run out of space.

    What can I use for the decking? I don’t want to use wood and make it look like a drop down ceiling. I’m looking for ideas that won’t make the room seem smaller.

    Thanks

    1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

      Metal racks like you see in refrigeration, open feel yet strong

      1. Playa Manhattan

        How would I bond them to the frame? Epoxy? Screws and washers?

        1. MikeS

          Make a frame out the angle iron so that the metal racks just sit in the frame. Maybe like four, 2′ x 4′ frames…assuming the racks you find are 2′ x 4′

          1. MikeS

            As far as fixing them to the frame, I don’t think it would be necessary, but if you wanted some piece of mind you could use some u-bolts through the slots and over the wire of the racks. Even just wire or heavy zip ties should do the job.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            I’m in earthquake country. Zip ties should probably work if I use enough of them.

        2. Fourscore

          I think it’s gonna look like a drop down ceiling regardless of what you use, my 2 cents. Not sure if that is a bad thing.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Frames are already up, and it looks ok.

        3. egould310

          Bailing wire, or zip ties.

    2. mexican sharpshooter
      1. mexican sharpshooter

        To be honest, they do make prefab overhead systems. You can probably redneck engineer something around this rack.

        https://www.hayneedle.com/product/hyloftceilingmountedstoragerack.cfm

        1. Playa Manhattan

          It looks quite a bit like prefab, but far less expensive.

          If I bough the prefab ones, it would be a $700-$800 job.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        I think Playa has some angle iron, and a brand new arc welder.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I need to come up with a project so I can by a welder too.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        If I can just find that rack…

        1. Q can find some racks for you.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Instead of angle iron you could also hang chains and hook to eyelets in whatever shelving material you want to use. Depending on what your putting up there sway may or may not be an issue.

    1. Count Potato

      Imagine if people tried to make a white-only resort.

      1. Tacit Rainbow

        You mean the Catskills?

      2. DEG

        THAT’S DIFFERENT!!!!11!11!!!11!1!

  15. Not Adahn

    Full-auto briefcase, fired by Gun Jesus:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CH-5kY5w2Q

    1. Count Potato

      Where did he get that thing?

      1. Spudalicious

        Secret Service?

    2. DEG

      I like his work.

  16. Lackadaisical

    Heavy boots of lead sounds delicious, plus I love that doing.

    Nice story.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Song even.

  17. Patreon continued….really gets the noggin joggin’

    On the alcoholic front, I’m testing out my brand new tiki mugs with a random drink I’m mixing later tonight – will post on twitter. I probably need to buy a blender in the future…I don’t think ice cubes are the default preference.

    1. Akira

      I don’t think ice cubes are the default preference.

      My brother told me that he mashes up raspberries and puts them in vodka instead of ice cubes for “Raspberry Russians”. He said it’s fucking delicious, but I haven’t tried it.

      Maybe those would be good in a blended drink instead of plain water ice cubes.

  18. Sean

    We are a nation of drinkers. Holy crap, the lines were long at the liquor store today.

    1. RegicidalManiac

      This is why I always try to have good booze on hand at all times, so I don’t have to make trips to the liquor store when it’s busy as hell.

      Or I have a drinking problem. Jury’s still out on that.

  19. Count Potato

    “In the transcript of @MLChristiansen’s call with @Patreon they claim that the incident at Vidcon with Sargon and Anita was a “warning” for Sargon and he knew where the line was. But… Patreon said he did not violate any policies so wtf?”

    https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1076494242095292416

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7hvZee-PQ

    1. Count Potato

      “Here’s the stance of @Patreon (my interpretation): “We allow people to freely vote monetarily for creators (innovators, disruptors, avant garde; those who create controversy) EXCEPT when those creators do anything anywhere we don’t like. Then we will destroy their livelihood.””

      https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1076535028392357889

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sargon just put out a full transcript of a phone call between Patreon and Matt Christianson and they hint at being pressured by credit companies although they later deny that was the case. If that’s what’s happening they, and the alternative payment processors as well, are screwed.

        1. Rhywun

          This tactic has a long enough history. New York State “pressured” the credit card companies to refuse cigarette sales to its wards over a decade ago.

          If wonder who’s pressuring them this time.

  20. Playa Manhattan

    So…. the Gatwick drone perps were eco-terrorists?

    1. Spudalicious

      Yup. Proggies strike again. Expect this story to disappear any minute now.

  21. Count Potato

    “Remember, when you see an open-border advocate complaining about the wall, they’re not against it because it won’t work. They’re against the wall because it WILL work.”

    https://twitter.com/RoamingMil/status/1076191843916935168

    1. SoberPhobic

      Walls don’t work

      Except in the former DDR.

        1. SoberPhobic

          Gatorbait
          Gatorbait
          @gatorbait0927
          ·
          5m
          Replying to @TalibKweli
          @TheFeltyPerro
          and @Jabbawa78
          Pretty sure the allies built the wall after WWII not the nazis durning the wa

          1. Rhywun

            Twitter – still making the world stupid, I see.

          2. Sean

            The world is already stupid. Twitter just exposes it.

          3. Stillhunter

            So much this. I get enough just reading the stuff posted here. I couldn’t handle seeing that much stupidity all day from my phone.

        2. Plinker762

          And it was torn down to foster humanity and diversity.

          1. Rhywun

            I got a chuckle from that too

        3. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Twitter is a fucking cesspool, jeez.

  22. Count Potato

    “Extend Trump’s Wall Around California”

    https://twitter.com/AP4Liberty/status/1076311962982727681

    “Building a wall to keep our country safe is a good start. My campaign aims for the next level. The People’s Republic of California is on its way to becoming a failed state. When it does, the commie refugees are going to flee the California and take their commie values with them. Now is the time to fence them in…at least until an earthquake machine is created, then we can send it out to sea.”

    https://www.gofundme.com/6lk6wvc

    1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

      Go ahead short stuff, this Citizen can’t wait……..

    2. Plinker762

      Too late….

    3. Stillhunter

      One donation?! We got one fucking donation?!

  23. Count Potato

    “oh that’s convenient, the transvestigation™ folks™ made a convenient list of celebrities that they have 100% Uncovered as being Secretly Transgendered™”

    https://twitter.com/garblefart/status/1075726992539033600

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Trolling isn’t fun when it’s that easy. It takes the sport out of it.

      1. Count Potato

        Except the transvestigation folks seem like they are being serious, as much as the flat earth people, 911 truthers, etc.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          It’s a real thing, those people are as deranged as the crisis actors folks.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Replying to
      @ProfessorF

      @RoamingMil
      and
      @reason
      Open borders libertarians are happy with losing forever. Might as well correctly identify them a fifth column at this point.

      “We can’t convince anyone to vote for us, so let’s allow leftists to fill our country with immigrants who are even more hostile to our ideas.”

      Dude kinda has a point

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Agreed (except for the kinda).

  24. SoberPhobic

    Hogg to Harvard

    Yet…he is heading to Harvard despite an SAT score of 1270. The bottom 25% of accepted students at Harvard have an average test score of 1460…

    1. Plinker762

      Right think is to be rewarded

    2. Count Potato

      “Thank you all for the well wishes, I’ll be attending Harvard in the fall with a planned major in Political Science.”

      https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1076466561630785537

      That’s pretty much begging someone to shoot up Harvard.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe he’ll flunk out.

      1. SoberPhobic

        I’ve taught everything I know to Harvard, and will now be leaving

        to look for employment.

      2. Sean

        It would be funnier if he got #metoo’d.

      3. Chafed

        There’s no maybe about it.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Yep, knew this was going to happen when the original story about him skipping college (and his poor academics) came to light.

    5. DEG

      Oh fuck. There goes the neighborhood. As if I don’t have enough reasons to not go into Cambridge.

      He has a speaking engagement where I did my undergrad.

      1. Tres Cool

        “March For Our Lives was created by two dozen students who survived the attack.”

        Somehow, Im pretty sure they’ve had loads of help along the way.

        1. DEG

          I remember seeing a clip of one of their rallies. There is no way they paid for the stage they were pontificating from.

    6. creech

      Probably replaced some black or Hispanic valedictorian who otherwise would have gotten his slot in the class.

    7. Soyboy

      Oh no! Admissions were totally based on merit before this!

    1. Tres Cool

      I like the Rosa Parks quote.

    2. DEG

      He’ll learn to give better instructions next time.

    3. Spudalicious

      ROFLMAO!!!

  25. Spudalicious

    My stout moods seems to continue. A glass of Sockeye Seven Devil’s stout started the day and the afternoon sipper with football is this:

    https://www.payettebrewing.com/salted-caramel-twelve-gauge-barrel-aged-imperial-stout

    Tasty stout with a hint of salted caramel.

    1. DEG

      That sounds delicious.

    2. deadhead

      If the review is to be believed, that sounds yummier than the Worldwide Vanilla Stout I had. WVS is definitely worthwhile, but salt and caramel!

      Hell, after my lackluster run this morning I wasn’t planning on drinking today, but this post and the comments spurred me on. Glibertarians.com FTW!

      1. Spudalicious

        Jeebus, 16%?!? That’s Zinfandel territory.

        1. deadhead

          The beer to have when you’re only having one. However, I’m going to have a dessert beer, ’cause I live in a desert. Oh, and I like to drink.

      2. DEG

        Dogfish Head makes good stuff.

  26. Tres Cool

    Fought my way through my ghetto Kroger, and since its past 5 and tOSU beat UCLA, time to relax with a pile of these guys.

    Only the tall cans of course.

  27. Not Adahn

    Mulling some wine. Don’t have to go into work until after Christmas. Life is happy.

    1. hayeksplosives

      Ooo killed wine is wonderful. Cheers!

      (Clink)

      1. hayeksplosives

        I repeat: kindle autocorrect is the worst autocorrect.

        Mulled wine, Alexa, you bitch.

        1. Spudalicious

          Lol! Some people would consider mulling wine as killing it.

          1. Not Adahn

            Not when it was cheap Spanish red to start with.

          2. Spudalicious

            If it’s borderline drinkable, mull it.

          3. hayeksplosives

            This is truth. I’ve only done mulled with Franzia in a box. But now that I have fresh OJ…

        2. You murdered those grapes, didn’t you?

    2. CPRM

      I mulled some wine, but bought beer instead.

      1. Sean

        *polite applause*

  28. hayeksplosives

    Oh my goodness. I just picked a bunch of oranges out of my yard and put them through my amazing Aicock juicer.

    This is the tastiest mimosa I have ever had.

    1. Spudalicious

      Nothing is better than fresh from the garden.

      1. CPRM

        Nothing is better than fresh from the garden. food you didn’t have to cook.

        1. Sean

          The take out bbq i just ate agrees with you.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      I’m doing a mango mimosa right now.

      It’s the most important thing you can do with Naked Juice.

      1. Not Adahn

        Why are you people drinking mimosas at night?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    What can I use for the decking?

    Playa- Something like this maybe? It would probably need more support than just the perimeter frame.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Excellent. I can put extra crosspieces. I bought a few extra 4 footers.

  30. Spudalicious

    Okay, I can’t handle any more beer shakes. Time to switch to whiskey. First up is Pikesville Rye.

    1. DEG

      Oktoberfest is better than this “Beerfest” shit.

      1. CPRM

        You’re talkin to a sconnie, know all about it. (Pst, Beerfest is a movie about underground unregulated Oktoberfest drinking games, a fun romp)

        1. DEG

          Meh… I prefer drinking in the tents.

          1. CPRM

            I prefer drinking alone. *sobs*

          2. Sean

            Get a cat. Then it’s not drinking alone.
            ?

  31. commodious spittoon

    Patreon rep attempts to explain that its Maoist speech-squelching policies aren’t Maoist (but they do squelch speech, and proudly).

    This Jacqueline lady admits that he’d likely not have been banned if he’d bared his neck and let their “Trust and Safety” team gnaw on it a little. Just to show him who’s alpha. But, see, he didn’t apologize. He doubled down. So they sent him packing.

    1. Hence I linked to it several hours ago. NONE OF YOU LISTEN TO ME!!!

      1. commodious spittoon

        Bah! I missed it.

        I don’t use Patreon, and I doubt I’ll start now. But the controversy is entertaining.

      2. Spudalicious

        What?

        1. Tres Cool

          Saturday Night Giant-Super-Happy-Funtime-Sample-Studio!

          Surely everyone knows Herb Alpert, and his iconic song “Rise” .
          Well, NAS needed a melody for his feel-good tune “Power, Paper, & Pussy”, so he stoled it.

          1. Tres Cool

            *fayul*

          2. Spudalicious

            I like Herb Alpert’s older stuff.

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LGmQXuySF28

          3. Fourscore

            I was expecting “Tequila”

    2. CPRM

      Meh. As a creator who is getting exposure and profit through youtube and patreon I still don’t see the problem. Maybe I’m just stodgy from working in the real media and seeing how much more open these platforms are to free expression over the platforms that existed for the last 100 years.

      1. It’s the arbitrary garbage. Hence they’ll perma ban a massive user for something said in a non-affiliated project not tied to anything produced for patreon stuff – but ignore 22 pages of content on their platform using the exact same “slurs” (found with a simple search) – ignoring context, etc.

        1. CPRM

          Hence the second part of my statement : “Maybe I’m just stodgy from working in the real media and seeing how much more open these platforms are to free expression over the platforms that existed for the last 100 years.” Other media platforms are 1000000000x worse to work on these same grounds.

          The better option is always better than the worst option.

      2. commodious spittoon

        It’s not that it’s an obviously partisan company. Complaining that tech companies skew progressive is like bitching about bias in media. It’s that they stepped in it and tracked it onto the carpet and now they’re trying to pretend that the office smelling of shit is just something their creators expect.

        1. CPRM

          Still a better deal than working in the old media, that’s all I’m trying to say.

  32. Sean

    Got my Xmas bonus today. Down from previous years, but still respectable and appreciated. ?⛄?

    Time for some Ardbeg 10.

    1. CPRM

      A Christmas bonus.

      1. Sean

        Hannah Spearritt was adorable in Primeval.

  33. My first tiki drink: https://twitter.com/FishLikesFlicks/status/1076620720791318528

    Very tasty, got a lot of other experiments I want to try – obviously 22oz is a big glass to fill – so that makes things a little more complicated. I seem to recall there’s an issue with some dairy vs non-dairy alcohol mixes – ie. “Gorilla snot” and other “failed” mixes I’ve read about before…but I was hoping I might come up with something “holiday themed” – ie. eggnog plus creme de menthe….etc May try later this week – even if on a smaller scale.

    Yes…I hit up the ABC store this past weekend for the first time in a couple years.

  34. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

    Brown Shugga Ale, very smooth, and 10%,
    Carry on

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Is it back?

      1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

        Seems to be, Cherry Jane as well

        1. Playa Manhattan

          I had the Brown Sugga Substitute for years, but I haven’t seen it lately.

          1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

            Henry Gibson will have some……..

  35. Private Chipperbot

    Anchor Christmas Ale and now moved on to whiskey and vernors. Fire and relaxing with family. Still no snow in my part of the mitten.

    1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

      My Sister says hi!

    2. Tres Cool

      whiskey + vernors = solid drink

  36. Sean

    Drunk gf decorating a Christmas tree…what could possibly go wrong?

    1. CPRM

      Pics or it didn’t happen.

      1. commodious spittoon
    2. Soyboy

      Is there any other way to decorate a tree?

      1. Spudalicious

        Drunk and naked?

  37. So, I’ve been out of the loop for a few days. I just learned of RBG’s lung tumors. I think it might be a good idea to invest in some popcorn factories right now.

  38. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

    This is the Saturday links?

    1. Rhywun

      ZARDOZ must have an eggnog hangover.

    2. There should be a coming attractions post at 9PM ET.

      1. And Open Post!! For once we can go off topic!!

    3. Spudalicious

      Glibs haz a sad.