ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. BRUTALMAS….WHAT? OH, “CHRISTMAS” APPROACHES. ZARDOZ WILL BE GIVING THE GIFT OF THE GUN, AS ALWAYS, TO THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS.
BUT FOR THE CHOSEN ONES…LINKS! ZARDOZ WAS THINKING OF GIVING GRAIN, BUT THE ETERNALS SCARFED IT ALL DOWN.
THEREFOR, RECEIVE THEN THE GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT.
- THIS SEEMS TO BE SPREADING…. ZARDOZ WONDERS IF THEY WERE WEARING YELLOW VESTS?
- ZARDOZ IS NOT IMPRESSED. THIS BRUTAL WILL CERTAINLY NOT BE RECRUITED INTO THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS!
- ZARDOZ DISAVOWS ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THESE FLYING DEVICES. ZARDOZ IS THE ONLY FLYING ENTITY FROM THE VORTEX!
MERRY BRUT…ER, CHRISTMAS, CHOSEN ONES.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
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‘Teas The night before Brutulmas.
‘Twas, and first.
⬆ lol
⬆ Yes
Vodka and lemon in hot water, which is like tea but not really.
Don’t forget the honey.
Now we all wear gay apparel, fa la la la la la la la la.
Lyndsey?
+2 handfuls of glitter
(Thanks, SugarFree)
Rip Taylor, is that you?
Leather chaps?
And a thong.
And a hair stylist at all times
+1
*slowly backs out of the room*
Don’t be a bitch, you know you want in on this.
#HailZardoz
About that, is ZARDOZ a God? Because I’m thinking he is wishing the worshippers of a different god a happy holiday. Yahweh and Allah would take a much dimmer view.
Well, per the script…
but, remember – Zardoz was Arthur Frayn too. So…Advantage Jehovah.
So ZARDOZ is the trinity. Got it. That explains him turning the other (stone) cheek.
There is a band I like that sample a lot from third-rate movies. Finally found out where this great line came from. Thanks.
My tree is small like the penis should be, Hail ZardoZ
You’re Japanese?
Little tree,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/pq6y9uBgeQbTNh2a9
But it’s cute!
/no one ever
It’s alive so wait til next year
Merry Christmas
Cute is not the right word
Ahhh, I like it.
Irony tree, it’s like Pabst blue ribbon
Some guy from Der Spiegel called and is doing a piece on Glibertarians. What do you want me to tell him, Zardoz?
“Fuck off”
Can he misquote, uh, I mean quote you on that?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ADVISING ONE. ZARDOZ HAS SOMETHING BETTER FOR HIM TO DO….
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
CHOSIN ONE? No, that’s Evan from Evansville. Straff’s the nipping one.
*narrows gaze*
Yeah, that’s the right place.
Remy: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (EV Tax Credit Edition)
How did you get in my house?
William Perry was not available for comment .
That was impressive. Like a metaphor for Trump’s presidency.
Everything Wrong With The Santa Clause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppcUmaB9Lgs
ugh….thats not the video I thought it was…..just some dumbass “fact checking” the Santa is Odin thing
What? Everyone knows that Santa is a fruity German guy that combats the oppressive anti-toy powers that be.
I like the cut of that Meisterburger guy’s jib.
Hang on…how does some @#$% mayor say “there’ll be no more toymakers to the King”. Clearly overstepping his authority.
ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN!
Backflip dumbass story:
“FBI spokeswoman Kelsey Pietranton declined to say if he would continue to work at the agency.”
My guess is “yes.” It must be nice to have the kind of job security where you can be an absolute drunk fucking retard and shoot someone and still not get fired. I’m sure he got a stern talking to and some paperwork filed by his supervisor. That’ll show him.
“Footage of the June 2 shooting at Mile High Spirits and Distillery shows Bishop dancing in the middle of a circle of people before doing the backflip. The gun falls to the ground mid-flip and discharges as Bishop picks it up. The agent then puts the gun into a waistband holster and walks away with his hands up.
“My whole goal in life is to care, protect and serve people,” Bishop said in court Friday. “I never expected the result of my actions to lead to something like this.”
I’m sure that’s true. The police usually intend to shoot you and if they miss the accidental recipiant is the family dog. Come to think of it, they’re usually aiming for the dog.
Snark aside, was their malicious intent? No. So I’m not too upset about the lack of jail time. Was doing a backflip while carrying a firearm a stupid fucking thing to do while in a crowded area? Yes. And he should be sued so hard his ass bleeds.
The backflip made the gun go off
Damn backflip control now!!!!
I just watched that video again, and I just realized that it the gun actually goes off when he picks it up because he apparently puts his finger inside the trigger guard. Fucking moron.
That’s even worse than I remember.
The worst accidental discharge I ever saw was the same thing. Idiot asks to see another idiots Sig. Idiot #2 hands it to idiot #1. Idiot #1 proceeds the rack the slide while simultaneously depressing the trigger. Missed a bystander by about 2 feet. Guns, alcohol and idiots do not mix.
*”same thing” as in keep your fucking finger off the fucking trigger you moron.*
Yes and you would think the fact that he doesn’t know basic gun safety would be the relevant part of the story rather than the dancing and the backflips.
Dance skills + his gun safety skills = accidental discharge?
Euphemism.
+2 nut punch
I agree. I’m more outraged that is seems like the FBI is keeping his sorry as employed. Like you said, he needs to be sued into oblivion.
I believe the victim’s lawyer has advised him to sue the tax payers instead.
Well, that is where the real money is, isn’t it?
Yeah, that lawyer’s no dummy.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN LITIGATION OBSERVING ONE…
“+1/3rd contingency fee”.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
X1000 OVER: ALL SETTLEMENTS MUST BE DRAWN FROM THE PENSION FUNDS THAT THE OFFICERS/AGENTS BELONG TO! FULL STOP!…X1000 OVER…
You want to belong to and be under the protection of a state empowered collective, suffer as a collective.
How does a gun go off from falling? Isn’t that only a thing with hammer-cocked pistols?
It didn’t. It only goes off when he picks it up and pulls the trigger.
I pick up my new revolver tomorrow morning. ?
I still haven’t shot my two previous acquisitions. ?
Same, I have several new guns I’ve yet to shoot. What’d you get?
Sounds like you two have a problem. Seek help for your gun addictions.
I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT!!!
https://youtu.be/WU8hHaJVPh8
I want an all-weather .45-70
With penentrator rounds?
You aren’t that far away. Probably under 2 hrs drive time. You’re welcome to range time with us (me & gf) if you’d like.
Shorty forty. Px4c9. 686+ talo 3″ .
Nice!
I liked that Beretta in the subcompact version.
You must be so thrilled you’re doing backflips.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS HUMOROUS CHOSEN ONE. THAT ONE IS PASSABLE…BUT BORDERLINE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ’s humour-processing module must be offline. That was LOL funny.
I, too, have not gotten the opportunity to shoot either of my last two purchases. (an AR and a 1911 Commander in 9mm*)
*I am in the market for a CZ or something like it in order to have more round capacity while having a similar function to a 1911.
A buddy of mine had a para-ordinance double stack 1911……It was fun to shoot
I got my CZ cajun ‘d by Cajun Gun Works…It is so much nicer. Recommended.
I carry a CZ-75 Compact in 9mm. It shoots like a dream. The only downside is that it’s heavy due to the all-steel construction, but I’ve never carried anything else so I don’t really know what I’m missing.
The newer ones (P-07) have the Omega trigger. The DA is much nicer than the standard 75, and can be converted to decocker only if you are so inclined.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN REVOLVER ACQUIRING ONE. ZED ALWAYS PREFERRED THE WEBLEY FOSBERY…
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I have a VEPR 12 I need to take out and test fire.
I bought Zardoz a couple weeks ago. I’ve watched it 3 times. It sucks balls. Maybe the greatest movie ever.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN CINEMA-GRAPHIC ONE. AN UNDERAPPRECIATED MASTERPIECE, TO BE SURE.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Dancing FBI agent gets no jail despite shooting traumatized bar patron
I am sure the average citizen would get the same treatment for his/her negligent discharge resulting in injury/death.
+1 Plaxico Burress
‘negligent discharge’
This immediately made me think of a friend of mine who makes twelve bucks an hour and has six children.
*spit take*
Exactly. One set of rules for the rulers and one for the ruled.
How I’ll feel when the Federal government shuts down in 3 hours.
So, uh, Kool-Aid has a demo, huh.
YEAH!!!!
I’ve already booked a troupe of children of varied ethnicities to perform hip-hop dances in my house at the stroke of midnight as well.
It’s been done
Who said I wasn’t a traditionalist?
Besides, OMWC and SP are getting in on it too.
OKAY!!!
OKAY!!!
What’s with the “Lil” thing and rappers? Aren’t you supposed to make yourself sound like a badass?
.
Huh. Kinda misses the mark without the all caps.
Took me a minute. I never find Waldo, either.
Considering that some of the teenage dancers are almost as tall as him, I’m guessing it’s truly descriptive.
Truly descriptive names for rappers can’t possibly be a good idea.
Lil Wayne looks like a zombie
Back in my day, we prefaced our rap names with “Ice”. It was a better time.
Lil’ Ice is going to be my rap name.
Just so everyone feels safe and secure the defense budget was passed and signed months ago.
I have two complaints about the shut down.
1. It isnt really a shut down and everyone is on vacation anyway.
2. It wont last long enough.
This is the epitome of “window dressing”.
This. There will be hoopla about the plight of the (non-essential*) federal worker that really mounts to zilch in issues for them. I just hope we can avoid shutting down open air monuments and parks this time.
*if they are “non-essential” then their jobs (and departments) should not exist (because they are unconstitutional) and they should be fired.
Have some sob stories, shitlord.
Now I have a boner too.
Happy to help.
Oh FFS. They got paid last Friday. They’ve already bought Christmas presents.
If you are a federal worker and at this point you still haven’t figured out how to save money in the event the government TEMPORARILY stops paying you…you’re probably a moron.
Raise your own debt ceiling, MFer.
It’s not as if they’re intelligent enough to be able to get jobs in the productive sector.
IRONY ALERT….IRONY ALERT….
Pray, consider to whom you are commenting.
HINT: He has done it.
It’s too bad that your landlord can’t put your sorry ass in jail like your employer can whenever they don’t get their cut.
Around here, you can simply refuse to pay your rent for months on end with zero fear of getting kicked out.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT JUST GETS WORSE.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
security guard making $24.66 an hour
I had to go to school for 4 additional years and incur tens of thousands of dollars in debt to acquire the credentials to be able to eventually (over the course of years) work up to making around this before taxes. I’ll grant the cost of living difference between where I live and NYC (and surrounding areas…), but even that should not result in living off canned ravioli and applying for unemployment benefits for two fucking weeks when you are at that level of pay and you are definitely getting what amounts to paid vaca anyway. Try a little financial management, idiot.
Look at the sucker over here!
Wait. He’s a security guard and made $24/hr. I did analytics, risk management, and a slew of other shit for $25/hr….
Its time for more beer.
AYE!
That was my reaction.
yo I bumped that joint the other day!
It’s completely absurd, and I love it.
Not enough to Chappell.
Bonus day was today. It was a check as opposed to direct deposit so I was somewhat excited to be able to see the hot slavic (I want to say probably Russian) chick that I would usually see at the bank before my company joined the 21rst century and instituted direct deposit. She wasn’t there. Also, the state and federal gov’t thought they deserved over a third of of my bonus. So that was irritating.
Just remember you voluntarily agreed to give up 33% (or whatever the GOV decides) of that bonus check by virtue of being born here.
#socialcontract
“You have monies, yes? For to give to me? I make deposits with the monies, yes? Good.”
Be sure to thank your nearest 40-year-old retired public sector worker.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS RETIREMENT OBSERVING CHOSEN ONE…
+ 52 YEAR OLD RETIRED FIREFIGHTER OR TEACHER
/IL
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Thank the elected officials that approved the contract.
Pics?
Yeah, I got to give up 1/3 of my military bonus last year. Good times.
Will probably get this year’s contract bonus some time around March next year.
He catches a lot of grief for his latest movies but this was pretty good.
https://youtu.be/Tp2qkhHU0Mw
That reminds me that I haven’t able to find my “Callahan Auto Parts” t-shirt.
Damn, Sandler is looking old.
FTFY
Happy Gilmore has some great scenes. Most of them didn’t have Sandler in them.
Watching For a Few Good Men. Good movie.
Is that the porn version of a few good men?
+1 Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Can’t hold a candle to Pulp Friction.
Any Pixar movie title works without any alterations.
“Toy Story”
…
I see your point.
I wouldn’t watch that. A Few Good Chicks, maybe.
Did you order the code red?
I had a disgusting response prepared. I’ll save it.
In re: FBT Agent Chase Bishop
Obligatory
Right on the nose.
I have an old bottle of Sambuca that I don’t really want anymore, but I have a compulsion about throwing food away, including alcohol.
So what cocktails can I make to use this up? It’s complicated by the fact that I don’t really like super-sugary drinks, and this stuff is straight syrupy.
Any tips?
Molotov cocktail?
A pounding headache. Thats been my experience with it.
Google it. I’ve found lots of cocktail ideas that way.
Pour it into a double espresso.
+1 low level speedball.
I have a compulsion about throwing food away, I can relate. I pretty much buy frozen/canned food to avoid that.
Mix it with some Moscato. It’s called a Sambo.
How fast would that get me booted from Twitter?
… 20 minutes.
It’s not as if Moscato is any good for drinking straight.
Never had it. Just know about it from Drake and Lil Kim.
Super sweet wine. Ladies love it.
I’ve mentioned before that when I went to my niece’s college graduation party, my sister had three types of wine: Chardonnay, Moscato, and White Zin.
Way to confirm those stereotypes.
White women are the worst.
You sure that wasn’t her junior high school graduation? Yuck.
That *is* my sister you’re talking about.
Were they all wearing Uggs?
Uggs and stretched out yoga pants.
pics
Is your sister hot? Pics?
My sister is 52.
I’m 55, just sayin’.
I ? this place.
Any chance they’ll lose a House seat after the 2020 census?
https://nypost.com/2018/12/21/new-york-state-leads-the-country-in-population-decline-census/
The projection I saw is we will lose two.
Thank goodness for voting with your feet.
That’s not unique to New York. You Norks are not unique in the north, either.
I’m just wondering if after most of the country decamps to the “sun belt” will our politics here revert to normal and theirs turn into what ours are now.
Unfortunately, yes. I’m going to be pissed if I’m forced out of Florida by northern immigrants.
In fifty years I’ll be yelling at clouds about damn southerners migrating north and bringing their lefty politics with them.
Mark this post, so that they may know your predictions were true.
Not as long as there’s New York City running the rest of the state.
IL WILL NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN! Just you wait until our “Constitution altering TEAM BLUE majority in the Legislature and TEAM BLUE governor finish with us in the Spring…we will hemorrhage people faster than anyone else!!!!!
Heh, we also have democrat super-majorities, so we’ll be right there with you, boss.
We all know the Swiss were neutral, so perhaps Swiss can explain what the Swiss were doing with Messerschmitt’s.
Neutral doesnt mean defenseless.
Yeah, yeah. I’m tryna troll, here.
With Messerchmitt’s what?
Leave a trap, find a grammar-Nazi. So I’m thinking that Trump does this sort of thing on purpose as well.
This is why Ted doesn’t get invited to cocktail party’s.
That and he refuses to engage in conversation about “talkies” as he refers to them.
talky’s
Talky’s what?
/Ted
Hateful.
I don’t want to be a cosmotarian.
And here I thought all they had were ms.406s…
Hey, Friendo, you try to buy a Hawker Hurricane from the UK, when you are surrounded by the Hun on all sides.
Just got an email from the accountant with this years’ tax projections.
I’m going to have a stiff drink before I open it.
Your taxes won’t be lower thanks to Trump’s reforms?
Blue states were punished
CA taxes capital gains as ordinary income. I’m fucked.
Welcome to the PRK.
If this is a recurring problem then why don’t you invest in commercial real estate?
I’m a substantial owner of a foreign biopharmaceutical company, which is in the process of blowing up.
My only real option, I think, is to move out of CA to take gains.
I think what Playa is trying to say is that now that he’s reached the upper ranks of the Los Zetas, he can’t spend too much time in Sinola Cartel territory.
That does explain some things.
My only real option, I think, is to move out of CA to take gains.
Good luck with that. California has full-time employees to tail you and look over any records they can find to see where you’ve been, made credit card charges, see where your kids are going to school, then even come and interview your neighbors, etc. And they will pursue you to the end if you lived in the state for even a few days.
If you want to take gains in a more tax-friendly state, move today, and take the gains in 2020.
It really, really sucks, but the State of CA will do anything they can to claim their share of your income. This coming from people I know who tried to get out, and my new accountant, who seems very sharp.
Yeah, I know. I would have to actually move my entire family out of state.
Staging a fake divorce would get me thrown in jail for a few years.
If you’re talking about something other than a 1032 exchange, I’m all ears.
I’m new to this.
I don’t know what you do for a living so I can’t tell if you are trying to shelter earned income or passive income. If it’s the latter then commercial real estate fits the bill because of depreciation schedules and interest deductibility. Current income can typically be reduced to 0 for years and you control whether you ever realize capital gains.
So he could be a landshitlord.
HEY! I’m a good landlord.
Some asshole jointly sued my tenants and I for not having the right signage for handicapped parking. He claimed that he was unable to use the facilities.
It’s a dry cleaners with drive-thru service. Perjury much, asshole?
BTW, he got nothing.
I’m not trying to shelter earned income. I know that game as best as I can.
I might need to hire you at some point, assuming that something doesn’t go horribly wrong.
Livestream from the annual Glibertarians holiday party!
That dude almost got stabbed by fatty.
Why didn’t that end in a stabbing?
Because the guy with the knife was laughing too? I swear I’ve been to that exact party a few times….
….
*blinks rapidly*
OK, minus the knife but with plenty of actual fights and where nobody was laughing at the end.
That time there was a knife fight at one of my parties, I overhauled who I invited afterwards.
That was some funny shit.
“Her sister was a witch! Grow up, bro! Grow up.”
I really was kinda expecting that there’d be a live-action adaptation of Wicked, not the sing-song bullshit, though.
You’re links make me sad. Why can’t families just get along?
You’re, your, yor, ヨール.
Let me rectify that with a happy family.
Shame. Ffs.
No kidding, how dare she not get his cereal?
They seem dysfunctional.
They make up at the end.
I think you mean in the end.
/It’s a sex joke TedS, not a syntax error
Is that Anthony Jeselnick’s brother?
I just thought of another guilty pleasure movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/
I like that movie guilt-free.
*high five*
I’ve watched it at least six times. Awesome movie. My wife didn’t get it.
I thought I was the only person that liked that movie.
THE NAVY’S SECRET WISH: BRING BACK THE OLD F-14 TOMCAT FROM THE DEAD?
Why not modify the F-15 to be able to operate from aircraft carriers? It’s thrust/weight ratio is more than sufficient and it is a purpose-built air-superiority fighter.
That said, I have always liked the F-14 (which is a purpose-built high-level interceptor that could also do other things).
Because after Top Gun the F-14 is associated with homo erotica?
If they’re that concerned about Russian and Chicom 5th Gen fighters, perhaps they shoudln’t have shut down production on the F-22?
Based on the video, they’re also looking beyond the F-35 and F-22. I.e., generation 6. +1 military industrial complex.
The F-22 ran ~$226,000,000 a copy (without the true coat lining). Even an F-35 is allegedly only $36,000,000.
Merry almost Christmas Glibs! Celebrate with titties!
http://archive.is/eyfam
13… I’ll be in my bunk.
No reason to go past 4.
NOTHING BUT HARLOTS AND STRUMPETS AND ASSORTED OTHER GIRLS FLASHING THEIR POSTERIORS AND ANTERIORS FOR MONEY, OR WORSE. SHAMEFUL. SHAME! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
Deadhead wants to put together a get-together for the holidays, and if you’re in the area we’d much enjoy your company. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
I didn’t know you left your bunk.
Uff da…
107 Facts About Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope!
Only 107? Pikers.
Are any of those ‘facts’ that George Lucas had no idea what he was doing, but surrounded himself with talented people and rode those coattails for the next 40 years?
That comes in the sequel.
No, that came in the prequels.
American Graffiti remains an amazing movie. How much of that was Lucas? I have to think it was a lot.
Maybe it was his only one. By all accounts Star Wars was saved from his work in edit and then he didn’t direct again until Episode 1. He comes across more an idea guy than an auteur.
THE A-10 IS NOT THE REAL TANK KILLER, IT’S FORGOTTEN F-111 AARDVARK
But I’d still take an A-10 and/or F-14.
I knew a guy that flew the F-111. He was a dick.
Bullshit. The A10 was purpose built, extremely lethal, and incredibly resilient.
We have an ANG A-10 squadron based here. Just watching those guys fly over the house on their way to a training mission projects “bad ass”.
Here’s another F111
https://youtu.be/V67OOERTOEo
Nobody EVER bothered me in Afghanistan, while a pair of A-10s orbited…
Yep. Having A-10’s or AH-64’s orbiting was pretty much a “Go away” in any language. The one time we had an AC-130 supporting us in Samarra we were like gods striding the Earth. Nobody fucked with us or anybody else in the city that night.
Charlie Kirk
So this guy beats a “libertarian socialist”, like lit’s difficult to do so.
That guy was an easy target.
#IWantToBelieve
https://dailycaller.com/2018/12/21/eliot-spitzer-disgusting/
Russian Coolyoosen!
Video footage
That’s probably too close to the truth.
Too bad it took a sex “scandal” to take him down instead of, oh, I dunno, being a slimy control freak.
Scandal my ass. That’s Thug Life worthy.
To judge by his successors, NY generally approved of his loathsome policies and tactics.
Which partly explains the out migration discussed above.
Some of these are good.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urgpCSBwMLQ
The world is too stupid to comprehend. At least I have my beer.
If I had any editing skills, I’d make one: “Huh, Huh, Oh that’s hot!” *Cut to this.
Cats should be purged from the earth.
I don’t get it.
Watch YouTube rewind 2018. It’s unbelievably bad.
Worst. Video. Ever.
Swiss, hows about you come up on a jaunt to Da Nort with SP and OMWC before they move and we have a grand ol time.
Glibertarian sex parties are Rasilio’s beat.
wrong glibs author to make sex jokes to.
Possible…
*Swoons* It’s time for bed now, I can get in 4hrs before I’m back at work then…
CPRM I know the suggested conduct is antithetical to your personal ethics. Is the joke genuinely offensive to you?
And Gilmored my response
No joke is ever out of bounds chicken fucker. I was merely pointing out the joke doesn’t land quite right, and so elicited no laughter, because the joke had no context…also I’m drunk and trying to fall asleep, I really need to sleep.
Eddie?
I do miss him. The Mormons have a contingent here, but I don’t get a crazy Catholic to commiserate with? FAKE NEWZ!
Oh, so lapsed catholic isn’t good enough?
*flips keyboard*
Chicken fucker!?!
/turns off Amazon echo
From a movie that never should have had a sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8
But what about awesome Xmas lights synchronized to ‘Carol of the Bells’
Christmas lights are an extravagance that takes away from the meaning of the day. I don’t care for them. But you do you.
I laughed.
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/12/20/pop-up-or-picture-book-alexandria-ocasio-cortezs-book-list-inspires-hilarious-ocasiocortezbooktitles/
Meh. I enjoy making fun of people, but this pablum for the masses.
Put down the bottle and go to sleep.
The Bhagavad Gita is OK.
In the Morning Links Old Man With Candy was surprised at the pro-war left. Um aren’t we forgetting how the left was rabidly pro-war during both World Wars? And quite fond of censorship during that time. Almost like their position on war was always due to political expediency.
Dalton Trumbo went from writing Johnny Got His Gun to Thirty Seconds over Tokyo. Carole Lombard wanted to send every Senator a copy of Johnny Got His Gun yet two years later was killed while participating in War Bonds rally.
My Favorite is how H. L. Mencken was rabidly against WWI because he wanted Germany to win.
From the H. L. Mencken of our time:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/12/18/opinion/europe-france-economy.amp.html
I have always noticed the tension between antiwar libertarians and those not very big on being antiwar. The former are very much opposed to the current world order while the latter think the world is good and getting better and gloss over how much of their supranational institutions and trade and Immigration ideals are propped up by the US war machine.
Citation needed
Wait. He’s a security guard and made $24/hr. I did analytics, risk management, and a slew of other shit for $25/hr….
Guardwork pays well, as it’s a significant challenge finding people who can stay awake for 8hrs straight without having anything to really DO, and who don’t posses more-marketable skills.