Thursday Afternoon Links

Hi guys, how’s it going? I’ve officially hit the work lull. Nobody’s bothering me and its almost better than being off. My father and I did our annual Christmas lunch of oysters on the half shell and other seafood. It’s a nice tradition. I hope we do it for 20 more years.

STEVE SMITH VOW VENGEANCE! ALTHOUGH HIM MUST ADMIT, SHOOT STEVE FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER PROBABLY BEST WAY TO PREVENT RAPE.

And some Glibs like the thicc, and others dig otters. Here is a thicc otter for them.

The Brits call out the Army to quell drone threat near Gatwick. Whoever is flying the drones is an asshole, but the Army?

Now that the FedGov is going to get money from Juul via Altria, I assume the witchhunt will slow down until more extortion is needed.

Time for one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Comments

429 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links”

    1. Michael

      Holy shit. First?

      1. Tres Cool

        Point of procedure: you cant score a first by making your first comment o/t.

        1. Michael

          Fuck.

          Oh, well. Guess I’ll go read the actual links then.

          *kicks pebble, stubs toe*

        2. Looks like Ms. Claudette Colbert disagrees.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            +1 precode

          2. Michael

            *faints*

          3. Tres Cool

            Well, since you put it that way….

          4. Bobarian LMD

            The good kind of Colbert.

    2. CPRM

      The Hat: Brilliant!

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’d buy that for a dollar!

    4. Florida Man

      Umm…is that a reward or rebuke?

      1. Reward…definitely reward.

        1. Florida Man

          But she looks disappointed.

          1. straffinrun

            That’s the reward. Or are you not married?

    5. And she asks the other women to join her in the bath.

    6. straffinrun

      Nice GIF. Where is all that white sludge coming from?

      1. Tundra

        Milk bath, of course.

        1. bacon-magic

          #TedTrap

      2. It is a milk bath….to show the good old Roman decadence. As Ted points out, she is inviting her lady friends to join her…

        1. The movie in question is The Sign of the Cross.

          One reviewer described as Cecil B. DeMille wanting to show Christian virtue triumphing over Roman vice, with the best way to do that being to put lots and lots of vice on the screen.

          There’s gladiatorial combat with animals; a lesbian dance scene between Joyzelle Joyner and Elissa Landi; and a torture scene with two shirtless men where it looks like somebody is getting off on it. 😐

          Thoroughly enjoyable, and available on DVD.

        2. slumbrew

          I thought Sappho was Greek.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        It’s what happens when you dump the entire bottle of bubble bath in the onsen.

        1. straffinrun

          That is so wrong, I can’t even.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            At least she doesn’t have any tattoos.

          2. straffinrun

            How do you know? Herve is small and can hold his breath.

          3. C. Anacreon

            Deplane! Deplane!

    7. DEG

      I like that gif. I think it rivals the #1 butt gif.

  1. Tres Cool

    Tres Sr. and I will be enjoying oysters christmas eve.

      1. Tres Cool

        no euphemism, but perhaps botulism

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Something about months with R in them?

    1. Playa Manhattan

      You already bought them?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Its ok. Tres is immune to vibrio.

  2. Gustave Lytton

    If anyone knows about droning, it’s some squaddies.

  3. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

    Drone Strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Boom

    1. Tres Cool

      HEY YUFUS!

      1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

        Sup tres!!!

  4. Mad Scientist

    My father and I did our annual Christmas lunch of oysters on the half shell and other seafood.

    I recently learned that my wife hates oysters. I mean, I knew she had terrible taste when she picked me, but I didn’t think it was this bad.

    1. Michael

      I used to absolutely love them, but they haven’t appealed to me since I stopped drinking. Does mean I’ve been a philistine all along?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        They kind of go together.

        Vodka lowers the risk of food poisoning.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          /chipotle frantically filing for distiller’s license.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            They could start by properly seasoning and spicing their food.

    2. Enough About Palin

      I like oysrers on the half shell, but the best oysters are deep-fried and served in a po’boy.

      1. Florida Man

        I had really good fried oysters at a movie theater once. Most surprising gamble of my life.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Now THAT is true Florida Man nuttery.

          Next you’ll be eating sushi at the gas station.

          1. R C Dean

            *tosses empty Circle K sushi container into trash*

            You don’t eat it at the gas station. You let it warm up in the car on your way back to the office. Geez.

  5. Thot Thursday continues with voluptuous vamps sure to be sturdy vessels for seed.

    http://archive.is/rd9bb

    Invite over 20 of your closest friends for a shameful and depraved orgy.

    Any and all.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Nice list. Be easier to list the girls I’d stay away from.

      See? Easy.

  6. The Other Kevin

    If I can make it through the next 1.5 hours I’m out of here until January 2. I’m planning on being offline for as much of that as possible, so if I don’t get a chance to say it, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all you Glibs out there.

    1. Mad Scientist

      And to you, Tulpa!

    2. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

      Enjoy!

    3. Tundra

      Merry Christmas, Kevin!

      1. Psst. He’s the Other Kevin.

      2. The Other Kevin

        Regular Kevin never made it here from TOS.

    4. Michael

      Feleeze Naviduh!

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Poleece HaveyerDad?

    5. Florida Man

      Happy generic holiday wishes.

    6. Especially a Merry Christmas to OMWC.

    7. Count Potato

      Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    8. Rufus the Monocled

      Ditto. All the best!

      /punches TOK in the stomach.

      1. The Other Kevin

        Thanks!
        /pulls jersey over Rufus’ head

        1. Tundra

          *wipes away a tear*

          Christmas fights are the best fights.

          1. BakedPenguin

            It’s so festive!

    9. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Merry Christmas and Happy Channukah and Glorious Kwanzaa and MOST IMPORTANTLY

      HAPPY FESTIVUS!

    10. straffinrun

      Merry Christmas, I suppose. Don’t really like it, though. Watching video of Black Friday sales has soured me on the whole thing.

    11. DEG

      Merry Christmas!

      Today was my first day off for the holiday break. You can get through those 1.5 hours. It’s worth it.

  7. Bobarian LMD

    I thought thin bears were otters? So a thicc otter would, conversely, be a bear?

    1. Tonio

      Yes.

  8. Juvenile Bluster

    I’ve got to hand it to the dude who started that GoFundMe for the wall. Great way to bilk money out of idiots, until you end up in prison for fraud.

    1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      They’ll never find me

    2. Bobarian LMD

      If he built the wall, prison for defrauding government contractors?

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Ironically he will have to flee to one of the very countries who’s inhabitants he’s trying to keep out because of their lack of an extradition treaty.

  9. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

    Donald J. Trump

    @realDonaldTrump

    So hard to believe that Lindsey Graham would be against saving soldier lives & billions of $$$. Why are we fighting for our enemy, Syria, by staying & killing ISIS for them, Russia, Iran & other locals? Time to focus on our Country & bring our youth back home where they belong!

    1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      Donald Trump has gone YOLO. Where was this guy for the past two years?

      1. Bob Boberson

        DJT has been killing it on the twitters today. It’s days like this that make me want to vote for him next time around without reservations. I’m sure he’ll remind me what those reservations are soon enough.

        1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

          Yeah. He’s been hitting the right people. Even ancaps have been praising him on Twitter (and they don’t like any politicians).

    2. Mark Levin told me on hate radio that supporting troop withdrawal means the terrorists win.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Go Terrorists!

        1. straffinrun

          You’re not supposed to say that out loud.

      2. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

        Levin (2015): I don’t like Trump

        *Trump bombs Syria*

        Levin: I like Trump

        *Trump pulls out of Syria*

        Levin: I don’t like Trump

        1. straffinrun

          At least it’s consistent.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Neocon Fredo having a sad makes me happy.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        Levin sold CRTV to Beck. What does he know!?

        1. C. Anacreon

          To get the upper hand, Levin hired Mormon lawyers to negotiate the deal, to outwit Beck’s Jewish lawyers.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Interesting, Assad wasn’t our enemy back when we were renditioning captives there for *ahem* interrogation.

      1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

        The short-term memory and general ignorance of our political and media class is truly astounding

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Shocker, employers need people who will be able to show up to work.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Those babies/fetuses won’t abort themselves.

  10. Juvenile Bluster

    I’ve got a 6:30 AM flight tomorrow morning. Lyft scheduled to pick up at 4:45. Not expecting to sleep.

    But then again, I won’t be back at the office until January 3. So that’s nice.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      But… where are you going?

      I thought people go TO Florida for winter break.

      1. Florida Man

        *brahmin accent*

        I usually winter in Florida.

  11. Florida Man

    Hooters used to have really good oysters surprisingly, then they went to down in quality and I’ve never been back.

    1. again, Euphemism?

      1. Definitely analogy.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      “they” refers to?

      1. Florida Man

        The oysters. I heard they had their own oyster farm and then out sourced.

        1. Brett L

          So probably one of the N. FL ones that they (not Hooters, but the oystermen) intentionally let go to shit for stupid reasons. Mostly expectation of subsidies.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          I ate at an oyster bar yesterday. But I ordered shrimp, because that’s the kind of guy I am this week.

          1. Florida Man

            I too like to live dangerously

    3. Brett L

      I won’t go to a chain restaurant for oysters. Bad bet.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        *Cancels Red Lobster date with Brett*

    4. But how are the bearded clams?

      1. slumbrew

        Dude, there are no more bearded clams anymore.

        1. straffinrun

          Who ate all of them?

          1. slumbrew

            If I’m following Semi-Spartan Dad’s story below correctly, I think it was Jennifer.

  12. Juvenile Bluster

    I also have to hand it to President Trump. He’s managed to turn the left into cop-worshipping war mongers. It’s a sight to be seen.

    1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      “war mongers”

      I must have missed the time when they weren’t.

      1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

        For what it’s worth, I give most of the credit to Rand Paul who has been trying to sway Trump away from Bolton for a while now. There were articles about this a few months ago, but they all framed it as “Rand Paul is Also a Stooge of Russia”.

      2. When BOOOOOOOOOSH was president.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Barack played his part in that, too.

    3. Florida Man

      Trump is such a mixed bag. If he gets us out of some wars, signs criminal justice reform, legalization of MJ, I’ll happily vote for him despite the tariffs and wall stuff.

      1. Viking1865

        Are there actually more tariffs then there were pre Trump? It’s not like we had free trade before he was President.

        Personally, if Donald Trump cuts taxes, ends an illegal war, and signs even a small amount of criminal justice reform, I don’t see how he’s not easily the best President of my lifetime.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s beautiful!

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Target! Cease Fire.

    2. Raven Nation

      Awesome

    3. Raven Nation

      English army weapons inspection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXdCNeunaK4

      1. DEG

        P14s.

  13. Private Chipperbot

    I have 11 9th grade girls on their way to my place for my daughter’s annual Christmas party. Heading out for booze (for myself only!) to stay sane. My 15 y/o boy is pretty happy though.

    1. Brett L

      Tell him the erection is usually too forward, but if it works, he should definitely keep in touch with her.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Sweatpants, bro.

        1. U of Illinois Rugby club had a guy nicknamed “BISP”… boner in sweatpants.

          1. slumbrew

            One of the reoccurring team names at local trivia nights is “Sweatpants Boner”.

            Those guys are hard to beat.

          2. The Last American Hero

            I’ll see that and raise you a “Better Late than Pregnant”

    2. Playa Manhattan

      He’s staying in for the night, I presume?

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Ha. Yeah. He declined a chance to hang out with his buddy.

        1. Michael

          I hope you have a doctor on speed dial in the event of an erection lasting more than four hours.

          1. Mad Scientist

            He’s 15. He’ll go rub one out. Go back to pretending to ignore the girls. Rub another out. And so on and so forth all night long. He’ll be fine.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            All night? No way. Shooting blanks after round 3.

          3. Mad Scientist

            He’s 15. 15!

          4. Gustave Lytton

            And have more than one bathroom.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Good luck, Chipperbot. You’re going to need it.

      1. Tundra

        2 girls are louder than an entire hockey team of boys. 11 might cause permanent hearing damage.

        1. Mad Scientist

          There’s a little girl in the house behind mine. I have the strong impression that her favorite hobby is screaming.

          1. Was OMWC visiting?!?!?!

          2. Old Man With Candy

            He said screaming, not moaning.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      My daughter had five 8th grade girls over last month.

      Oof.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        So did I, coincidentally.

        1. Spudalicious

          Chasing cougars, eh?

    5. straffinrun

      Hopefully, one or two of those 9th graders has been held back a few years. IYKWIM.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Dear Pornhub, I never thought this would happen to me

      2. Chipwooder

        This reminds me of a story my old boss told me once. This was when I was working in Foley AL, near the Gulf Coast. The boss, Mike, had a beautiful house on the water on exclusive Ono Island. His daughter was an undergrad at Bama and had invited several of her sorority sisters to come spend part of the summer there at dad’s house where he’s right on the beach, plus has a pool and a hot tub. All summer he had these gorgeous 20 year old girls hanging around his house in bikinis…..just torture.

        1. straffinrun

          Playa Manhattan on December 20, 2018 at 3:33 pm
          Dear Pornhub, I never thought this would happen to me

        2. R C Dean

          Oooh. Bama sorority girls.

          Yow. Za.

          1. DEG

            I always wondered whom that recruiting video was targeted to.

    6. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I have lets say a friend, who’s sister had a sleep over at their house when they were both in high school. When the sister went off to bed, a few of her girlfriends in a larger group of about 10 decided to see what playing on the same team would be like, clothing optional of course. My friend did not complain.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        *BOING*

      2. Semi-Spartan Dad

        If there was a storyline, it would be Jennifer decided she likes girls over boys and wanted to convince Jessica and Sarah that they did too. True story.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          You have our attention. Continue…

          1. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I wouldn’t want to lose the family friendly rating we enjoy.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Sounds like it’s staying in the family.

  14. Playa Manhattan

    I just picked up shrimp on special. U6. I didn’t even know it existed.

    1. Mad Scientist

      U6?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        6 per pound. They’re the size of my fist.

        1. But Enough About Me

          Aren’t those just referred to as “small lobster tails”?

          1. Playa Manhattan

            I also bought 2 rock lobster tails for the wife and I. The shrimp are actually bigger.

        2. Chipwooder

          That’s like the shrimp I saw in a restaurant in Thailand. They were massive.

        3. Michael

          Damn, I didn’t even know any shrimp grew that big. Are they good? I’ve found myself to prefer shrimp on the small side. Larger prawns haven’t tended to be as flavorful in my experience.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            I’ve never cooked any this big. I might have to change my methods so they cook all the way through. Or… butterfly them.

          2. Viking1865

            sous vide dude. Sous vide.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            That’s a definite maybe. I did a test run with Red Baron on one of them… So ridiculously good. I don’t want to ruin these by overcooking, but I also don’t want to poising my family.

            What temp do you do for shrimp?

          4. Playa Manhattan

            That was the first hit when I searched. It seems lower than I expected.

            BTW, do you eat land food?

          5. Viking1865

            Yeah I don’t care for any fish or shellfish.

      2. Spudalicious

        Six to a pound.

      3. Florida Man

        6 shrimp make a pound?

        1. 17 pence a piece, guv’nuh.

          1. ruodberht

            102 pence; so less than half a pound?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Damn, I picked up some U15 yesterday. Now I’m jealous.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        How are you going to season?

        I looked for my usual mesquite seasoning, but they were out. I’m going to try Red Baron (basically a seasoning salt with paprika and celery powder) instead.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’m grilling using the Traeger recipe.

          https://www.traegergrills.com/recipes/seafood/grilled-shrimp-cocktail

          I bought one of the Traeger smoker grills for the office this week. We’re doing poor man’s surf and turf (shrimp and flank steak) for the Christmas party.

    3. Viking1865

      I don’t buy seafood. So this is the first time I have learned that shrimp are basically sold in a gauge system.

  15. Enough About Palin

    AP Headline:

    US sportswear traced to factory in China’s internment camps

    iowahawk’s response:

    I hate to think American college athletes might be wearing uniforms made by unpaid labor

    1. I get that it’s meant to be ironic and funny, but a full ride scholarship, including free clothes, top notch medical treatment, and free tutoring isn’t exactly what I’d call unpaid.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        “top notch medical treatment”

        Apparently, you’ve never been to the Student Health Center.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            I went to public school.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        a full ride scholarship

        And can you even put a price on a sociology degree?

      3. The Last American Hero

        Oh and a never ending train of jersey chasing tail.

  16. Count Potato

    “In particular, several terms referenced originated from African American Vernacular English (AAVE) and specifically reference Black women’s bodies. Using them in a sea otter meme without that background makes insinuations we never intended. We need to do better. 3/4”

    https://twitter.com/MontereyAq/status/1075507606049808384

    OFFS

    1. Playa Manhattan

      What is this “We” shit?

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Any otters that were offended by being compared to…

      Oh wait, that’s not what you mean?

    3. Michael

      If these tweets are all from the same person I’d be inclined to believe that they’re taking the piss.

      At least I would hope so.

    4. You HAAVE got to be kidding.

    5. straffinrun

      They diddindonuffin wrong.

    6. Heroic Mulatto

      First they came for the memes, and I did not speak out—
      Because I was not MLG.

  17. Count Potato

    “Forever 21 Apologized for Using a White Model to Sell a ‘Black Panther’ Sweater

    There’s no doubt that Marvel’s Black Panther—the second mainstream superhero movie featuring a black hero—was monumental for black America and was a celebration of black excellence. So when Forever 21 decided to use a white model to sell a “Wakanda Forever” sweater, people were understandably upset.”

    https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a25627733/forever-21-apology-white-model-black-panther-sweater/

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      people were understandably upset

    2. Sean

      Oh, FFS.

      They’re misusing “understandably”.

    3. CPRM

      Black Panther—the second mainstream superhero movie featuring a black hero

      Can’t even count.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Yeah what about Steel?

      2. Viking1865

        Wesley Snipes’s tax resistance has made him an unperson.

        1. pistoffnick

          And therefore a hero to me.

      3. So does that make Spawn the first? I haz confuse.

    4. Bobarian LMD

      Any white models that were offended by…

      I’m just not doing this right, am I?

    5. straffinrun

      “Wakanda Forever”? Since it has never existed, how can it…. Nevermind.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Palestine isn’t real either, but they get to sit in on the UN’s assemblies.

    6. slumbrew

      monumental for black America

      How? It’s a movie about a fictional African nation.

      1. Soyboy

        Because white progressives say it is. Their narrative is everyone’s reality.

  18. Count Potato

    “Michelle Obama is instantly a “fashion icon” for wearing these bizarre $4,000 dollar balenciaga thigh highs, but Melania is completely ignored by every fashion magazine because of who her husband is.”

    https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1075841786319392771

    1. Mad Scientist

      I’d love to see Melania troll them by wearing the exact same boots tomorrow.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Wouldn’t they be a little loose on her? Wookie feet are a lot bigger than a straight’s.

      2. straffinrun

        You want to give Melania MRSA?

    2. The Other Kevin

      Those ugly things cost $4000? Looks like they got some boots from Payless and rolled them in glitter.

      I am definitely in the wrong business.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Haven’t you seen the Payless commercials bragging about how they’re able to trick people into paying top dollar for bargain basement shoes?

    3. Didn’t HM come up with some covers with Melania the last time this was trotted out?

      1. Count Potato

        That was long before she was First Lady.

    4. Heroic Mulatto

      This is truly one of the stupidest memes to have appeared on Yokel Twitter. Are we supposed to forget all the navel-gazing articles that appeared after Melania wears something to a particular event? Or even the more milquetoast “This is Melania’s style” articles? Fuck, even CNN covers what the bint wears. Yes, it is entitled “A Year of Glamour and Gaffes”, but there isn’t a law that says coverage has to be sympathetic…yet. I’m sure the Ever Trumpers will start crowdfunding for that legislation as well.

      1. Soyboy

        The fashion industry, as a de facto rule, causes women to develop body-dysmorphia and eating disorders, if not depression. Ask anyone who’s ever done serious modeling.

        This supposed outrageous hypocrisy is relatively banal. Like Hollywood and DC, the intersecting fashion world perfectly exemplifies the cliché of “With friends like these, who needs enemies?”

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I brought up that point last time. Isn’t haute couture the very definition of elitism?

          I thought we were all yellow-jacket wearing, anti-intellectual, salt of the earth, got friends in low places, populists now.

          1. Soyboy

            The problem is, to quote former-anti-imperialist, future-empress Grimes, “we appreciate power.” If Melania were featured in those magazines, were accepted by those particular elites (and not just the partial elitism she currently enjoys), ‘anti-elitists’ would .. appreciate that?!

            “[Average p]eople still actually give a shit about the queen.”

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            This is sadly true. Our current anti-elitists aren’t truly egalitarian, they are just anti-these-elites. In their heart of hearts, they crave the power that the institutions they rail against currently possess. They want to see Kirk Cameron movies in IMAX. They want models to strut down the runway wearing those pink sweatshirts with the rose and crying kitten. They want Michelin to award three stars to Chick-fil-A.

  19. Chipwooder

    This was long but worth reading about the intellectual shackles required if you want to associate with the right kind of people.

    1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      “His appearance in American politics coincides with a larger trend on the left that now serves to elevate every form of personal disappointment into a symptom of “systemic” abuse. The result hasn’t just been that my erstwhile friends are afflicted with debilitating persecution complexes: It also has destroyed their ability to exercise independent thought.”

      The fact that we have transformed well-to-do urbanites into “victims” and lower-income rural residents as “oppressors” is one of the weirdest turn of events in modern America

      1. Soyboy

        Who’s we? Well-to-do educated urbanites who believe a victim–victimized dynamic undergirds every relation are incentivized to conceal and externalize their own privilege. It’s not surprising.

    2. Ed Wuncler

      I now regularly read Quilette thanks to you and Rhywun. Great online publication.

      I’ve noticed a few select friends of mine on the Left who if you even remotely have a disagreement with them, they will proudly say,” If you believe this than fuck you, we can’t talk anymore,” or “If you’re silent about X, then you’re just as bad as the person perpetrating the act.”

      There’s no nuance with them.

      1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

        There really isn’t. I have a hard-left progressive friend who called me “racist” for not believing in Russia Fever Dreams. It literally made no sense. He pretty much refuses to talk to me now. He said “I thought you were smarter than this”.

        Their wild-eyed conspiracy theories are like gospel to them. This is their faith

        1. Soyboy

          He said “I thought you were smarter than this”.

          Your ex-friend is Bizarro-World leftist John?!

          1. C. Anacreon

            “I thought you were smarter than this”

            I have a friend who said this exact line to me when I tried to explain he was incorrect about some Trump claim he made — and I wasn’t in any way defending Trump, just clarifying what he said.

            These people all just hate, hate, hate Trump, and there is no reasoning with them or getting them to want anything except his demise. Trump could rescue a child from a fire and CNN would root for the fire.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          I have a hard-left progressive friend who called me “racist” for not believing in Russia Fever Dreams.

          PROTIP: Someone who does this was never really your friend to begin with.

      2. invisible finger

        I don’t think nuance is the correct word. What they lack is peace of mind. They lack self-esteem. After the “self-esteem” movement in public schools for the last generation all they’ve got is vanity. Their “intelligence”, their “politics”, their “victimhood”, their “socio-economic status” – these are nothing but prized possessions to them. Disagreeing with them bruises their ego so much they think it is psychological rape; their reactions indicate desperation rather than wisdom.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I agree with this. I think you hit it on the nose.

          1. C. Anacreon

            As we brought up in a discussion in another forum today, I wonder how happy these people are in their lives otherwise. To be so overcome with hatred for Trump, does that rob them of all other joy?

          2. Soyboy

            I’m sure that for many it’s just a means of bonding. See: All my peers in Sacramento. Hating can be enjoyable. It doesn’t matter if they often get the facts wrong. That’s not the point. Why do we come to Glibs and read the linked-to Vox/WaPo/NYT/Guardian mendacious op-eds?

            But there are lots of people who take it to excess, and they’re definitely miserable—they’ll even admit that it makes them miserable. “Why do you ‘turn on CNN for 15 minutes’ every free chance you get when you know it makes you angry and miserable?” You’re not exactly enjoying it with people; you even said it spikes your blood pressure! Stop doing this thing that makes you feel bad!

          3. invisible finger

            ” Why do we come to Glibs and read the linked-to Vox/WaPo/NYT/Guardian mendacious op-eds?”

            I don’t click those links. I hover over them to see the source and skip the Vox/NYT/etc. ones because it’s the same old same old and I don;t want to give them additional traffic. I do appreciate those who click the links and make an intelligent comment here which often spark a decent conversation.

          4. Soyboy

            Me neither, for the same reasons. I should’ve said “the quoted passages” from those articles, not the linked-to articles. No one clicks the links, after all.

          5. invisible finger

            Knowing what the other side is saying is helpful so that I know what to ignore when an acquaintance brings it up. I’m happy to address and get worked up about stupid opinions if they are original. I get no pleasure out of people parroting other opinions that they put no thought into.

          6. C. Anacreon

            I had a conversation a few days ago with a prog friend who fits that “people parroting other opinions that they put no thought into” description — he now lives in the People’s Republic of Santa Cruz, so I guess he thinks he needs to spout the talk if he’s going to meet any local women. But when he began to criticize my libertarianism, he actually started out by saying, “my friend, you have to realize that we all need a thing called roads“, and it was all I could do to not pull out my phone and say “can you start that again? I want to film you for the Glibertarians website.”

          7. Bob Boberson

            The next time someone says “ROADZ” to me I think my argument will be:

            “Ok I concede. Now explain to me what roads has to do with a massive domestic spying apparatus, endless foreign wars, infringements on civil liberties and an income tax based on the premise that you are the property of the government?”

    3. Rhywun

      “Jamie” sounds like an asshole. Good riddance.

      And the Russia fever dreams… it’s all just so bizarre. Like pod-people bizarre.

      1. wdalasio

        During the election, I posited that the Clinton campaign was pushing the most outrageous lies imaginable to test the waters to see if they could get people to accept them. If they could, they would know that they could get the public to buy into whatever they wanted. So far, my theory seems to be being confirmed.

        In contrast, Trump lies not even expecting to be believed by his supporters.

      2. Bob Boberson

        Yeah, I’m half way through and I can already tell “Jamie” is so far up his own ass there isn’t a lever long enough to dislodge him. Garbage.

        1. Bob Boberson

          He went on to tell me that three years earlier, while his wife was pregnant with their child, he’d been with another woman. Burdened by guilt, he confessed immediately after it happened. Being parents to a newborn had kept their marriage intact, but things had been on a downward slope ever since. They argued about money, too. After Jamie won his fellowship, his wife, also a writer, put on hold her own creative ambitions so Jamie could finish his novel. The Manhattan lifestyle of a genius writer was being financed by her full-time job as a teacher, help from her parents, and ballooning credit-card debt. Meanwhile, Jamie, who was barely working or writing, had been avoiding his wife altogether—mostly by hanging out with me. It all came to a head during a heated argument, when she’d finally asked for a divorce. At one point during all of this, Jamie’s behaviour frightened her and she had called the police.

          Come and get him girls. He’s lazy, self centered, unfaithful and potentially abusive! What a catch.

        2. wdalasio

          From what I can tell, “Jamie” was always little more than a charlatan. The author even pointed out that he hadn’t actually read all of the literature he was referencing all those years. He got on the right track and played it to the top of the pyramid. It’s just, when he got there, he didn’t have the talent or knowledge to back it up. So, he latches on to the social justice con to keep the balls in the air.

          1. Rhywun

            So, he latches on to the social justice con to keep the balls in the air.

            Phrasing?

    4. invisible finger

      In the end, most people with charisma wind up abusing it.

    5. Soyboy

      I’m not sure what greater point this makes about some zeitgeist, but it was a really good read. What a surprise, the author is a very good writer.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL. Your mommy was a slut.

      1. Chipwooder

        hah….when my sister and I did Ancestry DNA a while back that’s like we said to mom – “Hey, kudos for not cheating on dad!”

        1. slumbrew

          I needn’t bother – when we were kids walking around my father’s hometown, we had locals just sort of squint and say, “are you Bobby [X]’s kids?”. The family resemblance is strong.

          1. Soyboy

            Big foreheads

          2. slumbrew

            Among other things.

          3. Soyboy

            Big (5”) taints?

    2. Drake

      Light brown women gets her Ancestry results and has a sad because she’s European.

    3. That sucks. I feel bad for people who find out about that shit so late in life. It’d be hard to trust them after the decades of lies and secrecy.

        1. Soyboy

          Movies aren’t real life, Ted!

        2. The Last American Hero
  20. Drake

    In Vermont if somebody plans to steal your guns, the cops will come and steal them first.

    http://www.addisonindependent.com/201812police-school-officials-avert-middlebury-middle-school-shooting

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why grab the guns when the wanna be thieves are in custody? That’ll teach him to not almost be victimized.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Have some “student journalism”

    These five urban areas are thriving, rural communities, however, are not. Since the 2008 recession, a high percentage of new jobs created in the US requires a bachelor’s degree, and many of these jobs are clustered in cities. As money is highly concentrated in cities, rural communities seeing money get siphoned out of their economies are vulnerable to exploitation.

    With their rugged natural beauty and mountains that make skiers salivate, places like the Methow Valley of northern Washington face a tough decision. Struggle economically, relying on industries rapidly becoming automated like timber, agriculture, and mining, or sell out and allow the masses to come with their skis, bikes, and boots to recreate.

    Keep the place small and rural, or become a Bend, Oregon, Jackson, Wyoming or Bozeman. As Mark Haggerty puts it, “if you have an airport, a national park, and a university, your problem is too much growth. If you don’t have one of those things, you’re probably losing people.”

    For years, the Aspen Ski Corp tried to build a mega resort in the Methow. Maggie Kuhn, environmental activist living in the area, fought tooth and nail for years against the company. She recognized the impact such a behemoth development would have on the land, wildlife, and community.

    Miraculously, she managed to fend off the impending ski resort, breaking the land up into several 200-acre allotments. Sitting in the grass amongst the wide-diameter Ponderosa Pines, admiring the treed mountain to the south of us, it was hard to imagine this place with thousands of people, giant buildings, and acres of paved parking lots. When given the choice of reaching the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the Methow decided to avoid it, keeping their rainbow untarnished.

    Is it just my imagination, or is that entire thing a disjointed, incoherent pottage of important-sounding yet random phrases?

    And, of course, that bullshit about “rural communities seeing money get siphoned out of their economies are vulnerable to exploitation” line spikes my blood pressure.

    But there’s good news:

    “Miraculously, she managed to fend off the impending ski resort” and now the people not worthy to join her self-congratulatory circle jerk are free to gambol in the pristine wilderness, assuming they have not yet starved or moved away.

    Go fuck yourself, kid.

    1. Somebody needs a proofreader and a spanking.

      1. Florida Man

        I discovered a new fetish.

      2. straffinrun

        These five urban areas are thriving, rural communities, however, are not.

        Who was that commenter at TOS that always misused commas?

        1. I, don’t know, what you’re, talking, about.

          /somebody who reviews his work for extraneous commas because he tends to go overboard

          1. straffinrun

            My senior thesis in Uni was on Hemmingway. It’s “Ernest” not “Earnest”. At least I consistently misspelled throughout the entire paper.

          2. C. Anacreon

            Also, it’s Hemingway, not Hemmingway!

          3. Soyboy

            The Importance of Hemming the Earnest Way

          4. straffinrun

            Heh, heh. *shrugs*. Comment grammar ain’t pruff read.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          You, just have to, read it, in Shatner’s voice.

          1. Drake

            My God, you are, right!

        3. slumbrew

          Me, maybe? I have to watch myself.

        4. Pope Jimbo

          Punctuation is like sprinkles on ice cream. You don’t place them in certain spots. You just throw them in throughout your post and hope that the coverage is adequate.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Assholes

    3. straffinrun

      Everyone who works at Ferrari should be able to buy one.

    4. Grumbletarian

      These five urban areas are thriving, rural communities

      These five ivory cubes are a rich ebony color.

  22. Count Potato

    “Colorado baker back in court after refusing to make cake celebrating gender transition

    DENVER —
    Attorneys for a Colorado baker who refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple on religious grounds – a stand partially upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court – argued in federal court Tuesday that the state is punishing him again over his refusal to bake a cake celebrating a gender transition.

    Lawyers for Jack Phillips, owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop in suburban Denver, are suing to try to stop the state from taking action against him over the new discrimination allegation. They say the state is treating Phillips with hostility because of his Christian faith and pressing a complaint that they call an “obvious setup.”

    “At this point, he’s just a guy who is trying to get back to life. The problem is the state of Colorado won’t let him,” Jim Campbell, an attorney for the Alliance Defending Freedom, said after the hearing. The conservative Christian nonprofit law firm is representing Phillips.

    State officials argued for the case to be dismissed, but the judge said he was inclined to let the case move forward and would issue a written ruling later.

    The Colorado Civil Rights Commission said Phillips discriminated against Denver attorney Autumn Scardina because she’s transgender. Phillips’ shop refused to make a cake last year that was blue on the outside and pink on the inside after Scardina revealed she wanted it to celebrate her transition from male to female.

    She asked for the cake on the same day the U.S. Supreme Court announced it would consider Phillips’ appeal of the previous commission ruling against him. In that 2012 case, he refused to make a wedding cake for same-sex couple Charlie Craig and Dave Mullins.”

    https://abc7chicago.com/society/colorado-baker-back-in-court-after-refusing-to-make-cake-celebrating-gender-transition/4930768/

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The state legislature needs to dismantle the commission and dismiss all its employees with prejudice.

      1. Never happen. Colorado’s transition into East California is complete as of last November.

      2. Can’t now, they’ve gone TEAM BLUE. I would expect more of this to come.

    2. straffinrun

      Thinking that cake should’ve been blue on the outside and Hershey brown on the inside.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Ewww, that doesn’t taste like chocolate!

      2. wdalasio

        My ruling, “Okay, he can be forced to bake the cake. But, by God, I’m going to send the same men with guns to make sure you eat the damned thing!”

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      How can he bake anything if he is always in court?

    4. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      “Bankrupt the cake baker”

      – Bill Weld

    5. Soyboy

      Yeah, just an innocent victim, that transgender attorney. Merely celebrating a gender transition, not exploiting and maliciously targeting this man to make an example of him.

  23. Count Potato

    “Jackie Fuchs has worn many hats in her life, including being the lead bassist for the 1970s band The Runaways. Her latest, though, is three-time “Jeopardy!” winner.

    Fuchs, who used to perform under the name Jackie Fox, began her run on the popular trivia game show on Dec. 14, where she took home $14,200. She returned the following Monday where she came out on top again, winning an additional $19,889. The winning streak continued during Tuesday’s episode, where the bassist, writer and attorney scored an additional $24,600 bringing her three-day total to $58,689.

    She will return on Wednesday to attempt to claim her fourth victory on the show. As Pitchfork notes, this is not the first time that the musician has appeared on a TV game show. In 2013, she tried her hand at “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” as well as “The Chase.”

    The Runaways was an all-female rock group with hits such as “Cherry Bomb,” “Hollywood” and “Queens of Noise.” She later went on to earn a law degree from Harvard. When asked by host Alex Trebek how she made the transition from rock star to writer and attorney, her response was simple.

    “I just get bored easily, I guess,” she said.”

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/the-runaways-jackie-fuchs-wows-on-jeopardy

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I had a client who (with his wife and kids) won three times on Family Feud. His advice for anyone on that show is “when it comes time to steal, always go with the family’s suggestion”

      He said that if you go with the family and you are wrong, no one yells at you. One time he went against the family and was wrong (family’s guess was right) and they nearly lost that match. Decades later they still give him a hard time about it.

      “You never listen to me Dad! It was just like that time on Family Feud.”

      1. invisible finger

        Did you ever ask him how they split the money? $5000 split five ways always seemed like a shitty prize.

    2. Soyboy

      “Fuchs” is way more punk, isn’t it?

  24. DEG

    The aquarium apologised 24 hours later, saying, “It has come to our attention that some of the references in this tweet are problematic and insensitive.” They posted the “learning moment” in the initial thread.

    Never apologize.

  25. DEG

    “Fairytale of New York” is a good song.

    1. straffinrun

      Good?! It’s the bestest of the most favoritest song I like more than anything.

      1. DEG

        Right, I should have said it’s not a bad song.

        1. straffinrun

          May you get Shane’s dental hygiene for Christmas.

          1. DEG

            He’s got new teeth now.

          2. straffinrun
    2. deadhead

      It’s an awesome song, especially bittersweet so close to December 18th.

    1. slumbrew

      I am both repulsed and aroused.

    2. Nothing makes sense anymore.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    What is up with the fixation on direct democracy and the popular vote?

    Local proggie columnists gushes over column that bashes Founders unholy Electoral College

    You might guess, and you wouldn’t be wrong, that the first few aspects of our constitutional system (as evolved) that get bashed are those that brought us Trump and gerrymandering and the permanent malapportionment of power in the U.S. Senate and foolishness of the Electoral College system. Baker does a great job of lining them up and shooting them down.

    1. Soyboy

      The obsession is they think they’ll win that way. Er, I mean, it’s more “fair”; it’s morally just! (…that the right people win.)

    2. Chipwooder

      Because, at the moment, it would give them more power. If it would give them less power, they’d shake those pom poms in celebration of the Electoral College.

    3. Ed Wuncler

      And if it was the other way around and the major cities were right leaning, they would do whatever they could to not allow the popular vote to come into existence.

      They’re aren’t doing this because of fairness, they’re doing this because they want to be able oppose their will on the the wrong thinkers in the “flyover” areas.

      1. straffinrun

        The don’t like decentralized power. What a shock, ain’t it?

      2. Chipwooder

        Power is the ends and the means for a prog. It’s the alpha and omega of their existence. Everything they do is motivated by accumulating power over everyone else so that all will be forced to kneel to them.

    4. Rhywun

      Mobs gonna mob.

    5. B.P.

      There was a guest at my family’s annual holiday dinner last weekend that decided to go on a tirade about how the electoral college is racist. No real explanation, really, just racist. I even had to explain the 3/5ths compromise to him.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Did you also explain the NPC meme to him while you were at it?

        1. B.P.

          Well, my sister’s family has adopted him, so he comes to all of the family functions. He’s 40 fucking years old. I called him ignorant at the time, which is not my style, and felt bad. Now I feel less so.

          1. Bob Boberson

            I’ve got some aunts/cousins that are hardcore progs. I always veer off sharply when I can tell they are wanting to get political. When all they have are memorized talking points there is no point in discussing it.

          2. Mad Scientist

            They’re not interested in discussing it. They’re interested in you conceding.

  27. This is the same chick who ripped a Muslim colleague for voting for Trump.

    https://pagetwo.completecolorado.com/2018/12/19/rosen-from-penis-envy-to-penisectomy/

  28. Rhywun

    Now that the FedGov is going to get money from Juul via Altria, I assume the witchhunt will slow down until more extortion is needed.

    LOL good one

  29. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

    Jake Tapper

    @jaketapper
    Follow Follow @jaketapper

    Multiple administration sources tell CNN they are concerned and convinced that the president may make a similar announcement about US troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, and soon.

    1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      WTF- I love Trump now. Where was this guy for the past two years?

    2. Wouldn’t it be funny if Trumps legacy was as the most libertarian president since Cal?

      1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

        – Pulls troops out of Syria
        – About to sign prison reform legislation
        – Threatens government shutdown

        He’s been hitting it out of the park this week. He’s getting me so hard

        1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

          No homo (NTTAWWT)

        2. Michael

          You ain’t kidding. The best praise I could afford him previously was that he wasn’t Hillary, but this performance has been something else. If he was to suddenly tweet that he’s ordering MJ rescheduled I think my boner would tear right through my pants.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Wow.

    4. Chipwooder

      OH NOEZZZZZZ…….WHAT HAPPENS IF NO WAR????

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        TOGA PARTY?!

      2. Clearly you’ve missed The Hat and Hair Christmas Specials.

    5. Drake

      Bringing them home to form working parties on the wall construction?

    6. Pope Jimbo

      Is there such a thing as a peace-schadenfreude boner? I think I have one. I doubt it will last 4 hours though.

      I’m guessing this will be like the time he told the DOJ to declassify all those documents and within 24 hours had been talked into rescinding that order by the hacks in his administration.

      1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

        Bolton has got to be on suicide watch right now

        1. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

          “I don’t want to live in a world without illegal wars”

          1. Chipwooder

            “Son, we’ve got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over”

        2. Pope Jimbo

          What if Bolton goes full Brittany Spears and shaves his mustache during a breakdown?

          1. Chipwooder

            And then attack Trump’s limo with an umbrella?

          2. straffinrun

            Baby, just bomb Arabs one more time.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            I don’t want to live in a world where John Bolton doesn’t look like the Lorax.

          4. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

            As long as that’s all he shaves. I just don’t want to see him getting out of a limo in a short skirt.

        3. CPRM

          Note, I was already working on the next episode, similarities are only a coincidence.

    7. Pope Jimbo

      He’s playing right into Hilary’s plan!

      When the Left sees that Trump is pro-peace, they will naturally gravitate to the most hawkish Dem out there for 2020. Who is that but Hilary?

      “The Full McCain: Turn the Middle East to Glass” will be her slogan.

    8. Pope Jimbo

      The only thing I don’t like is that he is announcing this shit in advance.

      My dream would be that we could keep the pullout secret so that all the grifters would wake up one morning and find out that Uncle Sugar and all his loot was gone. Even better if we coordinated it so that we also pulled out of the NATO bases on the same day too.

    9. See Double You

      “Concerned,” eh?

      “We were always anti-pro-war.”

  30. Pope Jimbo

    I fucking love science! Removing junk food from grocery checkout lines helps reduce impulse snacking, study suggests

    This is exactly the cutting edge science that the private sector refuses to fund!

    I wonder if the study took into account the lost revenue and its impact on the profitability. Not only are impulse buys very lucrative, but I’m sure suppliers pay stores to get their products placed on those shelves.

    1. Drake

      I’m a cheap bastard so when I look at the candy in the check-out aisle I think about how much more expensive it is than the same stuff back in the candy aisle.

      1. invisible finger

        ^This. I snack more than I should but NONE of it is purchased at the checkout aisle. In fact, I was pondering ONLY buying snacks at the checkout aisle as that jacks up the expense and maybe I won’t buy as much.

    2. The Other Kevin

      It’s shocking that they sell more items when they are placed in a prime location that manufacturers fight over. They might want to read a book on sales from the 50’s to find out more shocking truths.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        It’s a mystery why they put the eggs and milk in the back.

        1. Chipwooder

          The Kroger by me used to have a little dairy case on the end of one of the aisles right up front by the registers, so you could grab a bottle of milk and get out quickly. I was so pissed when they got rid of it.

          1. Viking1865

            Much more sensibly, they have a fridge of mixed single bottles and cans of craft beer up front.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            That’s how you rope me into an impulse buy.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I rarely buy stuff at the cash but now I will buy that bag of dill chips just to stick it to this study!

      1. ‘at the cash’? what kinda Canadian hipster bullshit is that. It’s the ‘checkout’.

        1. Soyboy

          The cash rules everything around me

          1. Tres Cool

            cream, get the money, dolla’ dolla’ bill ya’ll

    4. Akira

      Most people think it’s the government’s job to protect citizens from the consequences of their own bad decisions – isn’t that fucking depressing?

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    Mattis is retiring in February, which kills most of my optimism over the Syria troop pullout.

    1. straffinrun

      At least we won’t have to hear everyone talking about their boners anymore. *Looks upthread*

      1. Tres Cool

        To expound on Chip’s comment re: Kroger- I just blew $15 in there on a 15-pack of shitty beer and a quart of store-brand NyQuil.

        Kroger totally rocks my fuckin’ nuts off.

        (no boner)

        1. Love the Kroger, but they need to up their pickle game, I’ll buy almost anything Kroger band if it saves me even a dime, but their pickles are shit, I’ll spend the $2 a jar more for Claussen’s deli-style hearty garlic sandwich slices, the Kroger band just can’t compete.

          1. Tres Cool

            Their store-brand pickles in the refrigerator case are a decent Claussen’s substitute in a crisis. But Im with you.

            *avoid private-selection pickles at all costs

          2. B.P.

            Nathan’s famous dill pickles are excellent, but I can’t find them anywhere anymore, so Claussen’s it is.

          3. Tres Cool

            Grillo’s does a decent job, too.
            But Claussen are the standard.

          4. CPRM

            Milwaukee Dill is the the BEST pickle.

      2. Soyboy

        Are troops being pulled out of sweatpants and 15-year old girls?

    2. “Not A Weekly Standard Apologist”

      Well we could always go back into to Syria……if Congress voted for that. Other than that there really is no negative to ending an illegal war.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Trump should announce that the reason he is pulling out is because his lawyers have determined that without authorization from Congress, Obama’s deployment of those troops was against the law and potentially a war crime. Maybe appoint a special prosecutor.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        Don’t get me wrong, I’m still happy about it, but it makes me more worried about the future. Mattis was actually sane.

    3. Nooooooo!!!!! 🙁

    4. C. Anacreon

      Mattis is retiring in February

      Perhaps Mad Dog is finally seeing 20/20?

    1. Tres Cool

      You know who else had to deal with excessive drone activity ?

      1. Jean-Luc Picard?

      2. C. Anacreon

        Me listening to my college Ethics professor?

      3. Gustave Lytton

        Every NCO during a field problem.

  32. Juvenile Bluster

    We’re about getting a tropical storm right now from the way the weather’s picking up. Worst thunderstorms are on the leading edge of the front too..

    Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are forecast to move across the eastern
    half of South Florida this evening. The line of thunderstorms will
    have moved off into the Atlantic early this evening. The hazards
    include: Heavy rain, frequent lightning, damaging winds, and isolated
    tornadoes.

    Waterspouts: Waterspouts are possible through early tomorrow morning.
    They will be possible mainly across the Atlantic waters.

    Wind: The winds are forecast to increase to 25 to 35 kts, with
    frequent gusts to around 45 kts this evening across all of the South
    Florida coastal waters. This will cause hazardous marine conditions
    for small craft. Thunderstorm wind gusts may still exceed 40 knots
    with the strongest storms particularly along east coast through this
    evening.

    Waves: Seas are forecast to increase to 10 feet by this
    evening. By tomorrow morning, seas are forecast to build to 15 to 18
    feet in the off shore Gulf waters, and 10 to 14 feet in the near
    shore Gulf waters. The Atlantic waters are forecast to have seas
    build to around 7 feet in the afternoon hours, and continue building
    to 10 to 12 feet by Saturday morning, mainly in the off shore
    Atlantic waters. The near shore Atlantic waters are forecast to build
    to 5 to 8 feet tonight.

    1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

      So, normal Florida weather……

      1. Florida Man

        Were in the dry season, so these storms are pissing me off.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Follow up on Orlando:
          I waited too long to pull the trigger. Ticket prices jumped to $750. So… whoops.

          1. Florida Man

            Whoa!

          2. Playa Manhattan

            I don’t think I’ve paid more than $320 round trip LAX-MCO.

            So… with a family of 5, there goes the affordable vacation.

          3. Florida Man

            Sorry dude. I know the kids always have fun at WDW.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Odd. The center of low pressure is over Virginia.

      That’s a long fetch.

  33. KSuellington

    Yes, there are more than two genders.

    Ha! This is hilarious.

    https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/12/on-gender-reality-intrudes.php

  34. deadhead

    OT: Gene Dykes broke the marathon world record for ages 70-74. The Wall Street Journal has a short article on him. In a slightly older article Gene mentions that his knees have improved since he started running seriously 12 years ago. FWIW, my knees have similarly improved in the ten years I’ve been running.

    You can see some of Gene’s ultra results at UltraSignup.

    Two of my local inspirations are a 69 year old who ran 300 miles in 6 days a year ago and a 76 year old who ran a 100 miler in October and has another coming up in February.

    BTW, the entry fee for the Bataan Memorial Death March goes up on January 1st, so get good and drunk on New Year’s Eve and sign up. You’ll be glad you did.

    1. Soyboy

      Knees .. improving .. from long-distance running? This counters my laziness-justifying biases and I don’t like it.

    2. B.P.

      Hmmm…. I’m trying to get back into running (used to run 35-40 miles a week). I ruptured an ACL straight through last year, and got the surgery. Hopefully running strengthens it.

  35. Spudalicious

    Mattis is leaving because Trump stopped listening to him. Mattis wanted to leave the troops in Syria and he doesn’t want Trump to start a drawdown in Afghanistan, which has also been announced. Sounds like over 3,000 are coming home.

    I think there’s even more turnover coming.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Only Nixon could go to China, and only Trump can end the endless War on Terror.

      1. Viking1865

        It’s another data point for me in my theory of strong men vs weak men.

        I consider Obama, W, and Clinton to all be weak men. Particularly, all three of them had daddy issues out the ass, and I think these daddy issues led them in their foreign policy to play the strong man, to start and continue wars because they, as weak men, fear being revealed as such.

        By contrast, we see Reagan, with the withdrawal from Lebanon following the barracks bombing, HW with his refusal to do anything more than a return to the status quo ante in 1991. Two strong men, who were confident in themselves, who didn’t fear being thought of as a pussy.

        It’s why I think Clinton would have been a disaster. She has throughout her political career sought to demonstrate how tough she is by vigorously supporting every single war she could.

        1. Soyboy

          Were Wilson and FDR weak men or strong men?

          These seem like post-hoc and cherry-picking attributions to me.

        2. Bob Boberson

          Not sure I agree entirely with the first part. My theory is they may have their differences but they are all part the the cabal of douchebags who have nothing to lose and everything to gain from the expenditure of blood and treasure.

          In regard to HRC however I agree 100% (plus she’s already in the douchebag cabal anyway)

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now that is Christmas

      1. AlmightyJB
  36. CPRM

    Guys, c’mon, we all know Orange Man Bad is only bringing the troops home so he can have his very own SS to round up the [insert ethnicity], just like Hitler!

  37. Spudalicious

    I used to somewhat like A. B. Stoddard’s opinions but based on how apoplectic she is right now on Fox, it appears her TDS is getting worse.

  38. Rhywun

    Jesus… Rahm is the adult in the room?! Illinois is truly fucked.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      “I believe when you’re promised something . . . you ought to get whatever you’ve been promised.”

      I didn’t promise anything. In fact, I think I promised the opposite.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        When you’re raped, you have to keep the baby.

      2. Rhywun

        Funny how their constitution allows the “promise” to be ratcheted in a certain direction, isn’t it.

    2. invisible finger

      Amazing what not-trying-to-retain-political-power will do to a person.

  39. Bob Boberson

    I’m scrolling through the documentaries on the Showtime App trying to find anything to watch. I’ve yet to see one that doesn’t appear as though it will be lefty talking points de jour. Any recommendations?

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Anything on the War on Drugs. But Showtime is mostly shit.

      1. Bob Boberson

        See they are smart enough to have cornered the softcore market since HBO/Cinemax decided to ditch it. I guess thats sort of like Randy Marsh buying the Blockbuster.

        1. People still watch the premium channels for the tits? What is this? 1995?

        2. Playa Manhattan

          The last time that sort of thing accidentally popped up on my TV, it was clearly hardcore porn with different camera angles.

          1. Bob Boberson

            “accidentally”

          2. Playa Manhattan

            I know what I said.

          3. Bob Boberson

            Some accidentally may have popped up on my screen too. Seems as though they can’t recruit the talent they could in the 90’s. That and HD is probably not necessarily an asset when you are filming on a low budget. Some of those girls are solid 6’s.

          4. Playa Manhattan

            Some of the movies, including ones about witches, aliens, and cowboys, are downright disgusting.

            I’d pay not to watch them.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Evil Dead, the only documentary worth watching

      1. Rhywun

        HRC made a documentary?

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I celebrate Bruce Campbell’s entire catalog.

    3. I’ll assume this isn’t available anywhere.

  40. Just finished watching The innocent man on Netflix. If you enjoy having your nuts repeatedly punched over 6 episodes, it’s a very informative watch.

    1. Bob Boberson

      I want to see that. I got mad when Netflix divested themselves of FX shows and at the increasingly ‘woke’ content (as if Hulu or Amazon are any different) and cancelled my subscription, at least until the next season of Mindhunter is released. I’m going to keep that one filed away for later.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I have a few friends who are execs at Netflix. They don’t favor the woke stuff per se.

        They have a bunch of it because it’s damn near free.

        1. Florida Man

          Interesting. I started the ballad of buster Scruggs today. I didn’t get a chance to finish it before work, but so far so good.

          1. Ownbestenemy

            You should finish it. I think the Cohens did a pretty good job with the short stories

          2. Florida Man

            I plan on it.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Second the recommendation.

        2. Bob Boberson

          Made with other peoples money no doubt so it was no sweat to sell cheap.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          I interviewed with Netflix a bit back. Very interesting culture. Much more adult than typical post-bubble internet company.

    2. Subwoofer

      Money Heist is pretty good, if you don’t mind lips not syncing with the dubbed audio.

  41. Sean

    One more day until my four day weekend. Yay.

    1. I have to work Monday. 🙁

    1. Spudalicious

      What worked for you?

      1. I have a three inch penis… FROM THE GROUND.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          An amputee, eh? Desert Storm?

          1. Spudalicious

            BAM!!!