For those of you who say I “never” mention your sign a) you’re wrong and b) here’s why you might perceive that:
There are seven celestial bodies and twelve signs. This is already a problem. However, three of those seven are linked and are always close together. Venus is never more than two signs from the sun (it’s the morning or evening star, never the midnight star) and Mercury is never more than one sign away. So for eleven months out of the year, you can’t get the sun, nine you can’t get Mercury, and seven you can’t even have Venus (which really kind of sucks, seeing as how she give a buff to your chances to getting laid). If it’s not that slice of the year when you can get those three, you’ll have to rely on the outer planets which move very slowly because they are fat.
This week sees a continuation of the Saturn-Venus-Sol alignment (see last week’s horoscope for interpretation details) but this week it intersects (through Venus) with another (angularly irrelevant) alignment of Venus-Terra-Luna. Like Venus, the Moon is a powerful feminine sign. The Earth represents home. So you have two women living together in a loving relationship. Which reminds me that IFH hasn’t been on in a long time and this week is really lucky for a particular demographic that is conspicuously absent here.
That’s it. That’s all the alignments this week.
The new visitations aren’t terribly good, unfortunately. The moon in Aries brings missteps and inappropriate irritability. Be careful not to overreact to provocations.
Mars in Pisces adds to the irritation, supra.
Triple conjunction in Sagittarius — Sol, Mercury, Jupiter. This is the gambler’s fortune. I’m… not certain how to apply it to the Glibertariat as a whole. For an individual client, it would signify victory in a game, but so many of you back opposing teams that doesn’t seem to make any sense.
Venus in Scorpio. We mentioned that last week. Oh, and about Scorpio ruling the fin bits? Here’s a diagram of the body and how the zodiac relates:
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39 responses to “IFLA: The Horoscope for Dec 16”
Thanks to whichever Glib recommended the movie, Captain Ron. That was solid gold comedy, the wife and I both loved it. After a couple weeks of family bullshit we needed a good laugh and that provided.
Love Captain Ron!
Can’t believe I never saw it before. That seriously makes it into my top twenty comedies. I think that comedy is the toughest genre to do right. Fairly family friendly fare as well.
For years Cpt. Ron’s boat was docked behind a resturant on the Kemah Boardwalk un Clear Lake in Texas.
No idea how or why it got here but here it was.
I used to get such a kick out of showing it to people.
I’m a Virgo
Virgo rules the belly.
Who’s willing to pop Yufus’ cherry?
/not that kind of virgin?
That’s just weird Ted.
Here’s a pic of the moon tonight above my neighbor’s house. Is this a sign they’re lesbians?
https://m.imgur.com/a/gaVXv3Y
I’m assuming that in Nippon, Subarus are less of an indicator. How many cats do they have? And do they wear comfortable shoes?
Actually, what is the stereotypical presentation of Japanese lesbians? Do they have a butch/femme dynamic? Kesho lesbians?
Always good advice, especially for me.
Ypu never mention my sign
The V hand gesture with your tongue sticking out?
You are saying that i should use my goto pickup move on the hot new intern at work?
Pie’s sign
Oh sure, finally Aries gets a mention and this is what you come up with?! Cancel my subscription!
Don’t feel bad I don’t think he’s ever mentioned Leo. I had to ask him about it.
If I never mentioned Leo, how would I know that Tundra was born on August 7th? Answer me that, smart guy.
Because he mentioned it while complaining you never talk about Leo?
Leo
He never mentions the moons over my-hammy
How big does sleet have to be before it’s hail? Because I think the weatherman was speaking in euphemisms.
to the best of my recollection — hail freezes in the clouds and falls to the ground; sleet falls from clouds as rain, but freezes before hitting the ground; freezing rain falls from the clouds as rain and freezes on contact with the ground.
This must be hail then, because the ice balls are larger than a single drop, so they must have been sucked back up for multiple layers.
You need a new roof.
Call me and Ill show you how to get your insurance company to pay for it.
here it rains over the previous snow. awful
signs in Romanian
Berbec
Taur
Gemenii
Rac
Leul
Fecioara
Balanta)
Scorpion
Sagetator
Capricorn
Varsator
Pesti
I’m really fascinated as to why the Romanian for Cancer seems to be a borrowing from Slavic.
Since it’s Sunday afternoon: obligatory
it is already past afternoon
Somedays, youtube is a wonderful thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNFyZ7p41Pc
Watch it all.
You’ve probably already seen this one re: ginger beer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfnHCdc3BgA
New to me. Thanks.
Mr. Rodgers brewing kid-friendly hooch!
That’s a great illustration!
Is something up with the comments?
Football?