Yes, at long last we’ve stepped through the various ways of making alcohol and have made it to the hardest to make. Beer. Over the next couple of installments, I’ll be going a bit more in depth on the ingredients used to make beer, but let’s get started with the equipment you’ll need to make a simple extract batch.
To begin with, the first thing we’ll need is a brew kettle. Unlike most other types of fermentation, beer requires being brought up to a boil for a time in order to sterilize it, use the alpha acids in the hops, and to help get a clear beer. Any kettle can work for a brew kettle, as long as it’s large. Most will also have a spigot put into them to allow you to get your wort (unfermented sweet barley water) into a fermentor more easily. Now, most beer recipes for homebrewing are written for a 5 gallon batch, that means if you want to do what’s called a full boil (the full volume of beer is boiled at once), you’ll need at least an 8.5 gallon kettle. Why the extra 3.5 gallons? Well, first you really don’t want a kettle full of boiling liquid full to the brim. Second, you’ll be boiling off water as you get the wort up to a boil, and during the time it’s boiling.
Then, you’ll need a wort chiller. While wort chillers are technically optional, you’d be hard pressed to find someone telling you they aren’t a worthy investment. You can make your own fairly easily as long as you have access to copper (or stainless steel) tubing, a way to bend it, and a way to get hose attachments on to it. Wort chillers are used to bring that boiling pot of wort down to a temperature where it’s safer to move it between vessels, and bring it down to a temperature where you can pitch your yeast.
But Nephilium, I’ve got this 4 gallon pot, and SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed) has said that I can just put an ice bath in the tub to chill my beer. If you can’t do the full boil, you’ll be doing what’s called a partial boil. This means you’ll be boiling a partial amount of your total volume, then topping it off with water. Since the top off water doesn’t have to be boiling it will help with the cooling process. In general, if your tap water is safe to drink, you can just add it directly in for the top off, although that has a risk of infection. If you want to be safer, boil the water once, let it cool, and put it into a sanitized fermentor a day or so before.
Finally, we’ll talk about the two different basic types of malt extract. You can buy it either in a liquid form (LME) or in a dry form (DME). The liquid form will have the consistency of syrup, is slightly easier to mix into hot water, but will spoil faster and is harder to do measurements of. The dry form will have the consistency of powdered sugar, which means it’ll very easily coat things with a sticky mess, but can be kept around much longer as long as it’s kept in an air tight package and away from humidity.
So let’s go with a recipe. This is for a basic Saison, a style that is more descriptive than prescriptive. It is a traditional style brewed in France and Belgium at the time of the harvest, and was used to pay workers in the fields. I’d recommend following the recipe as written once, but then you can adjust it by adding rose hips and lavender, tart cherries, currants, peach juice, or whatever you would like.
Base Saison: 90 minute boil; Final volume 5 gallons
Ingredients:
2 lb. Wheat Dry Malt Extract
3 lb. Pilsen Dry Malt Extract
3 lb. Extra Light Dry Malt Extract
2 oz. Saaz hops
1 package Saison yeast (make sure it’s not a bacterial blend), I’ve had great results with the White Labs WLP565.
~7.25 gallons water (your amount may differ based on different boil off amounts)
Note: If you can’t find DME, you can substitute LME for it, just up the amounts by about 10%.
Method:
Prepare all of your ingredients, you’ll be separating the hops into two amounts 1.5 oz and .5 oz. Get your water up to a boil, then we’ll be adding the malt extract. Turn off the heat, add in the extract and stir. Then stir some more. Make sure the extract is mixed into the water. Get the water back up to a boil, and once it starts boiling put in 1.5 oz of the Saaz hops, and start your timer. 70 minutes into the boil (20 minutes before you turn off the heat) add in the last .5 oz of hops, and your wort chiller (but don’t start the water flow, we want to sanitize it). When your timer runs out, turn off the heat, and turn on the water flow for your wort chiller. You’ll need to move the wort chiller around every once in a while to help chill it down. It’ll take 20-30 minutes at least to chill your wort. If you want to pull a sample to check your gravity, it should be at about 1.060. At that point, move it to your fermentor and pitch your yeast. Let it ferment for 3-4 weeks, as the Saison yeasts can take some time to finish off, and the beer should finish up at around 1.005 (or lower). Saison yeasts are fairly heat tolerant, so you don’t need to worry so much about fermentation temperatures, but just keep the beer stable. After it completes fermenting (remember, 2 checks at least three days apart with the same gravity reading) bottle it, let it condition, and enjoy it.
nice start.
The glibertariat is in suspended animation today.
Weekends are errand times.
For me weekends are for work. Which is why I’m here. Why pay attention to work when I can be staring at my phone?
Beer is important. But you know what’s more important? Common sense rap control, that’s what.
Dr. Vlad’s common sense rap control
Without common sense rap control, do you know what could happen? On the set, before the recording of l’il dog fucker’s new hit, he could be shot by Dr. Pissy Toes. This shit really happens. No one is safe anymore on rap sets.
He added, “Boy, do I look forward to another old-fashioned violent crackdown!”
Winter 1995; trapped in a hotel in Moscow. Channels surfing through the dozen channels on the TV and settle on MTV Europe. Minutes later, they announce they are switching over to local programming and Russian MTV comes on. I witness three blonde slavic dudes rapping in Russian. A perfect way to end the evening.
25 years behind Missus Gore. The Russians gonna need to play catch up.
Thanks for the article Nephilium.
Some questions:
1. How much of a cash outlay does one need to get started?
2. How much space does one need in their house to brew?
3. What are typical fermentation temperatures?
4. Where do you get your malts, yeasts and hops?
5. Do you use distilled water or straight tap water?
6. Could you use Pex and Sharkbites for your giving or would it cause sanitary issues?
7. Is it possible to brew a beer that you find comparable to say, your favourite microbrew, or home brewing more of a hobby or cost saving exercise?
This is what I started with:
Brew Pot: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AS90CK/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Wort Chiller: https://www.northernbrewer.com/products/silver-serpenttm-stainless-steel-immersion-wort-chiller
Patio burner for working outdoors: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000291GBQ/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
This is what I started with:
Brew Pot: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001AS90CK/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
and
Wort Chiller: https://www.northernbrewer.com/products/silver-serpenttm-stainless-steel-immersion-wort-chiller
1). You can get started with a fairly modest outlay ($50-$100).
2) You’ll need enough room to store the equipment, hold at least a fermentor, and a couple of cases of beer/keg.
3) Fermentation temps run in the mid-30’s (for lagers) to the 50’s (for ales). If it’s under 80, you’re generally good.
4) I get mine from a local home brew store. But there’s several good online places as well.
5) I use tap water, but I’ll be getting into water a bit later.
6) As long as you can clean and sanitize them (or if they’re pre-boil) you’re fine.
7) Realize that most breweries started from a homebrewer making the jump. You can make beers that rival commercial offerings, and you can make them more specific to your tastes.
3) Fermentation temps run in the mid-30’s (for lagers) to the 50’s (for ales). If it’s under 80, you’re generally good.
I ferment ales in the mid-60s. It is my understanding that you ferment lagers in the mid-50s and then lager in the mid-30s.
It all depends on the yeast. Different ones have different preferred temperatures (and I was responding while the girlfriend drove us home from the DogHouse). But it would be mid-40’s instead of mid-30’s for some of the lager yeasts. There are some yeasts (like the Saison ones) that will do well up into the 80’s and 90’s.
1). You can get started with a fairly modest outlay ($50-$100).
$50? not seeing it, yes there are beginner kits for $100, but realistically after you buy all the extras – Tubing, brushes, sanitizer, some storage totes to keep shit in, a sheet of plywood and some 2×4’s to make that shelf to store the totes and buckets, and you might as well get a glass carboy if you’re going to do it, etc etc… one is looking at 2-3 bills easy.
There’s no upper limit as to how much you can spend, but you could easily get started with a partial boil setup with a food safe bucket, sanitizer, cleaner, and a stock pot. If you really wanted to, you could even start out with 1 gallon batches which will cut the costs down even more.
How are you moving it from one container to the other? and you’re gonna need some bottling equipment. I’m not saying that you can’t brew for ~$100 I’m saying you won’t.
Before I got my kegging stuff, I think I was in around $300 for equipment for my extract brewing. Still doing partial boil, LME, no wort chiller.
Made a few mistakes and had to replace a few pieces of equipment here or there, but I think that $200 is probably as cheap as anybody would want to start.
Well, my reason to live is done for the year, time to make some stupid choices instead. Now where did I leave that Facebook password…
I’m a whore. Here’s what you can get. Here’s how you can pay me.
Is it time to shill?
It’s always time to shill.
Woohoo! Beer! Now I don’t have to buy all that cider making stuff.
It’s not over yet.
You need stuff to make cider and wine and beer.
What do you and Neph think of this kit?
I guess a link would help, eh what?
https://www.northernbrewer.com/collections/starter-kits-for-new-brewers/products/deluxe-brewing-starter-kit
Not terrible, I prefer to avoid Northern Brewer since they’re owned by AB InBev. I also prefer PET carboys over glass, and there’s no kettle that I see in that kit. MoreBeer has a starter kit that comes with a kettle and PET fermenter. There’s no real need to use a secondary fermentation for most beers.
Ah, you’re right, there is no kettle.
I may have to pull the trigger. I have two suppliers here that I can pick up any ancillary needs. And my garage is the perfect temperature for the next couple of months.
OT: I agree with Michelle Obama for once. The only problem is all the other people at the table are thinking the same thing.
I wonder if she realizes it? Somehow I doubt it.
I agree with her as well. the people so many people think of as ‘their betters’ are usually that dumb kid from highschool that everyone liked. But are so often thought to be superior for some reason.
Dunning-Kreuger
Well, first you really don’t want a kettle full of boiling liquid full to the brim
I’ve had wort overboil on me. What a mess.
This is why I brew outside on the patio.
Sounds erotic.
I brew in my kitchen, one of the larger messes was when I stepped away when the wort chiller was running. The hose pushed itself out of the sink, and a couple of gallons of water got dumped on my kitchen floor from it. I since learned to never trust running water or pre-boiling liquids.
I don’t drink coffee. Was asked to make coffee at work this weekend. It was like a scene from a sitcom.
You don’t drink coffee? What kind of a monster are you?
The kind that is allergic to caffeine. Speaking of caffeine, music link.
Like when Joey gets locked in the entertainment center while their apartment is burgled? Or when George burns down his fiancee’s family cabin? Give me something to go on here.
Like water all over the breakroom, while I try to sop it up with paper towel that doesn’t absorb shit.
Just remember: Bailey’s. You put Bailey’s in it before drinking.
I just drink the Bailey’s, or usually O’Mara’s cuz it’s cheaper.
You don’t drink coffee?
Jim Hanson, that antisemite bastard! He’s my hero! (ALT RIGHT APPROVED!)
I remember one time I made coffee at work and I’d only been there about at the job about a week. I wondered in on a Monday morning, half asleep as is my norm. I was the first one there and decided I’d better make coffee. Nothing complicated about the coffee pot they had. But I managed to start the coffee and forgot to put the carafe back under the drip. Oops.
I have to mention that this is the weirdest bunch of people I ever worked with. Not sure how this happened, they seemed nice and normal enough during the interviews. But that abruptly changed on my first day. It was like the fucking twilight zone.
So I went back to my office and forgot about the coffee. In a minute, here comes the weirdest of the weird bunch, a sawed off clerk type I would always think of as Opie Cunningham. Actually he looked more like a sawed off sour face little Howdy Doody. So he comes in my office and says ‘Someone made coffee’. And I said ‘Oh yeah’ and got up. He heads down the hall mumbling something about a mess. I never saw that guy smile, let alone laugh, in the 6 months I worked with him. I was always like someone had stuck something tight and uncomfortable up his ass.
As I arrived in the kitchen, he’s standing there looking sour face as the disaster. Then one of my other co-workers (she was a very goofy but pleasant sort), she points and starts laughing. Opie was not amused, he just scowled, like we had intentionally poured hot coffee down his Underoos.
So I cleaned it up and my goofy friend volunteered to make more coffee, not on the floor.
Yeah, like that if it were sketch with Chris Farley in it.
Chris Farley would have been a welcome addition. As it was, we only had our intern who would drink a case of beer every night before work days and the super hot Dutch web design girl.
Yeah, I laugh at people who think drinking a case of beer is something to celebrate. Light weights.
When I rented the place I’m currently living in, the renter told me that the guy who lived here before was brewing beer in one of the large walk in closets. I assume she meant that’s where he stored it during the final stages? I know nothing about it. I’m interested in the topic and even if I don’t have space here, I have friends who probably do. I’ll likely be spending the holidays this year alcohol free though. Time for a rest from that.
Is that possible? Living without alcohol is like being bored all the time.
You really just want dark and stable temperatures for fermentation and aging. Basements are ideal, with internal closets being another popular option.
Internal closet is what I’m talking about.
You are not nearly nit pickingly authoritarian to be a proper Braumeister. You need to be screaming “Das ist nicht richtig” and whacking people with some arcane medieval implement that looks like it is for torture, but is actually for sampling the brew.
MEAN WHILE IN BAVARIA.
There’s a reason I stick with being a beer geek instead of a beer snob. I’m entertained by the people who insist that there is only one proper way to make beer, and ignore all of the other methods people follow.
Here you guys go, just in case you think it’s not possible to find enough crazy in one place.
Hurpity durrr, my shit is all retarded and so are my fans
apparently he sent some animal to his knickers.
The Patriots are playing not-The-Patriots and I find myself in the unfortunate circumstance of rooting for Pittsburgh.
I wish they could both lose, but Ill take Steelers over Pats any day
Why is there so much Patriot hate here? They ignore the rules, win on merit, and their coach and QB have infuriated the snowflakes by refusing to denounce Trump as Hitler. They are basically the libertarian team.
Cincinnati tried their best to play like…..cincinnati. But won accidentally.
And who did Lisa Wells find at Clear Channel to blow and get let back on the air? She had Mike Allen’s spot yesterday morning.
I owe the Bengals an unrepayable debt. They more than any other factor liberated me from the misery of being a sportsfan. After the 90s, I pretty much completely don’t give a damn who wins anything. I watch sports for the lulz. How many times can a 6 or 7 figure salaried announcer explain that the object of football is to get the ball in the endzone? How many times will he announce (after a play has failed) that he doesn’t think the play call was correct? How will the NFL complicate absolutely simple concepts like catching a ball in order to produce screaming rage from the fans?
ignore the rules, win on merit
Something is wrong here.
their coach and QB have infuriated the snowflakes by refusing to denounce Trump as Hitler.
I give them credit for this.
All teams cheat, Patriots just do it better. Brady for President 2024.
(yes I am trolling, but also yes I would vote for him for the lulz. Just imagine Giselle when CNN attacked him.)
Because except for the Randy Moss year they weren’t ever the actual best team, and all their wins are now remembered as ‘BRADY IS THE BESTEST AND BILL IS A BRILLIANT OFFENSIVE MIND’ except no, the Superbowls they did win were because of defense. It’s not that they won that bothers me, but how those wins have been betrayed.
Last word should be portrayed, not betrayed.
Because jealousy? After all, the LP is a perennial loser.
Thank you for these dope tutorials, Nephilium. I do want to give these recipes a try one of these days.
Not a problem, I hope they were clear enough to follow and provided some helpful tips.
Like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Nl54BVEtc
While we’re visiting the south:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg0BNTebcbY
Sly Fox Oktoberfest isn’t bad.
Does it go all the way?
For people who hate the Eagles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–rAINTn2TE
I like the Eagles, and that made me hate them.
Here’s the antidote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mu0c2iwC2E
You just made it worse. Stop trying to help your cause.
Ozzy Man reviews “WTF Happened in 2018”.
I mean, should I just start making fun of eveyone else’s shit? That seems to be way more popular than actually creating something. I can make fun of other people’s shit with the best of them. But why? I guess it makes more money…
Do it for the laffs, d00d.
Can’t nobody argue with this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRsm2Bg6xrg