STEVE SMITH’S SUNDAY EVENING LINKS

STEVE SMITH WISH ALL HAPPY HANUKKAH!

 

STEVE SMITH IN REFLECTIVE MOOD – THINK HOLY DAYS RESPONSIBLE. HIM PONDER LIFE AND MEANING OF IT ALL. ALSO, REDEMPTION… AND HIKER AND CAMPER RAPE. STEVE SMITH NOT LET MOOD AFFECT HIM MAKING QUOTA!

REMINDER! CHECK STORE NEAR YOU FOR STEVE SMITH HOLIDAY ALBUMS!

ALL PROFIT GO TO CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE.

NOW YOU GET LINKS TOO:

  • THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. HIM THINK FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LAUGH TOO.
  • MAYBE FRENCH PERSON ANNOUNCE CHAMPAGNE RATION GO UP FROM 330ML  TO 250ML! OR SURRENDER.
  • WHAT ELSE ONE DO WHEN RETIRED? STORY NEED BLACKJACK AND HOOKER, BE COMPLETE.
  • STEVE SMITH THINK “YELLOW VESTS” COME TO LONDON NEXT.

 

FREE CASCADIA!

Comments

218 responses to “STEVE SMITH’S SUNDAY EVENING LINKS”

  1. Spudalicious

    Cascadia!

    1. Spudalicious

      And first.

      1. Jarflax

        First in line for Mr Hairy’s violation services.

        1. Spudalicious

          I never get flouncy tits anime.

          1. Spudalicious

            Yeah me!

          2. Rhywun

            She seems nice.

          3. BakedPenguin

            I prefer Q’s or prole’s links, but that’s fun.

        2. TARDIS

          Only thing worse than Gavilyte.

  2. Plinker762

    SMTH??

    1. STEVE SMITH

      NO, IT “SMITH”. JUST LIKE ALL WORDS IN POST SAY!

    2. Don’t you speak txtng?

      1. Plinker762

        I’m old and out of touch so I thought it was one of those sexting things.

    3. MikeS

      It’s his alias.

    4. Plinker762

      I prefer the fairy to the stalker

  3. MikeS

    Third!

    1. The nerd with the hairy chest.

      1. MikeS

        Third is the best with the hairy chest.

        (I had to look up WTF you were talking about)

    2. invisible finger

      STEVE SMITH CERTAIN TO GET SLOWEST IN GROUP

  4. BakedPenguin

    The local bagel shop guy told me they’d been slammed by Hanukkah week.

    1. STEVE SMITH

      IS BETTER BE SLAMMED BY HANUKKAH THAN STEVE SMITH? BY SLAMMED, MEAN…

    2. CPRM

      AND BY SLAMMED MEAN…

        1. BakedPenguin

          I’d like STEVE and CPRM’s comments better if I didn’t dislike my Jewish ex so much….

          1. BakedPenguin

            Oh, and my dislike has nothing to do with her ethnic heritage, and everything to do with the fact she’s a bitch.

          2. Sean

            I heard anti semitism is on the rise in Trump’s Amerikkka.

          3. BakedPenguin

            I don’t know. Apparently, I’ll have to find another Jewish girl with massive titties to find out.

            Or maybe just find another Jewish girl with massive titties. I can live with either solution.

          4. egould310

            Oy vey!

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Good lord is Sadiq Khan a loathsome shitweasel. Wise up Londoners.

    1. That’s not news. He’s been a voter fraud driven shitweasel since before he scammed his way into office.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        meh: London would have it no other way

        1. Rhywun

          At least Boris Johnson provided some entertainment for a few years. This guy just seems like a total downer.

    1. STEVE SMITH

      IF NOMINATED, STEVE SMITH RAPE WHOMEVER NOMINATE HIM. IF ELECTED, WILL RAPE ELECTORATE.

      1. But Enough About Me

        IF ELECTED, WILL RAPE ELECTORATE.

        So, pretty much yer garden-variety politician. Sh!tnozzle!

        1. Dammit, I knew that one was teed up way to high.

          1. But Enough About Me

            I’m infamous for going after the low-hanging fruit.

        2. STEVE SMITH

          NO, STEVE SMITH MORE LITERAL THAN POLITICIAN. NOT TAKE MONEY, LIBERTY… REALLY RAPE.

      2. IF ELECTED, WILL RAPE ELECTORATE

        So no different than any other politician?

        1. But Enough About Me

          Hah!

  6. Rhywun

    “YELLOW VESTS” COME TO LONDON NEXT

    Cash for clunkres.

    1. If Brits had any spine left, they’d tie him to a CCTV tower, douse him in gas and light him on fire.

      1. Tonio

        Petrol.

    2. Not Adahn

      *applauds*

  7. Hanukkah titties!

    http://archive.is/hrWS7

    Chag Sameach!

    Intermammary intercourse.

    1. Spudalicious

      13.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Seconded.

    2. prolefeed

      32.

      Does it make me seem perverted that she looks a lot like my future niece-in-law?

      1. But Enough About Me

        Does your future niece-in-law dress like that? Asking for a friend.

        1. You’re supposed to ask him for pics.

          1. But Enough About Me

            I thought they’d already been provided. My bad.

          2. prolefeed

            I’m guessing my fiancee might become my ex-fiancee in the wildly unlikely event her brother found I’d posted her pic here.

        2. prolefeed

          Haven’t seen her dress like that, but I’ve only seen her around her father.

          And, that dress covers more than a bikini.

    3. J. Frank Parnell

      19 looks fun as long as you can avoid letting her know where you live or your real name or any other identifying information.

      1. prolefeed

        40 seems to me to be the one who epitomizes the Crazy That Would Be Fun If She Couldn’t Track You Down After.

    4. Lachowsky

      Real (((question)))

      Would Hanukkah have any significance if it didnt happen to coincide with christmas?

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        No, pretty sure it was a fairly minor holiday until fairly recently. My (((father-in-law))) said it was basically nothing when he was growing up.

        1. Lachowsky

          I’ve always been under the impression that hanukkah and kwanza were both given significance here in the U.S. so that non Christian kids wouldn’t feel left out.

          1. That was my impression re: Hanukkah. Also that Christmas wasn’t really that big a deal until the past couple hundred years, and especially the past hundred or so. Christmas historically was viewed with a bit of skepticism because it has some serious pagan undertones, but from a holiday standpoint it’s hard to squash a holiday that gives you an excuse to have a feast in the winter where you give and receive presents.

      2. Old Man With Candy

        See this Tuesday’s Jewsday for the full megillah.

        1. westernsloper

          I’m pretty sure I don’t want to see your megillah.

          1. Rhywun

            Ha knew it

    5. Chipping Pioneer

      11 is the bunny boiler.

  8. But Enough About Me

    So, de-platforming.

    Thoughts?

    1. From a company that’s receiving federal lucre: unacceptable.

      Otherwise: knock yourself out.

      1. But Enough About Me

        Yeah, pretty close to my thoughts on the subject. I always wondered how these people didn’t feel uncomfortable basing their income stream on a single source that could cut them off at any time for virtually no good reason whatsoever. When I was part-owner of a software development company, my Spidey-sense would go into overdrive when we had too few contracts at any one time.

        People don’t understand the value of diversification.

      2. Rhywun

        To the “unacceptable” conditions I might add collaborating with federal goons in their attempt to weaken free speech instead of telling them to pound sand.

        1. westernsloper

          This. They cross a line when they help the goons with surveillance while stifling speech. They aren’t the government but they work for the fuckers.

    2. straffinrun

      Probably not a violation of 1A. Cowardly, destructive and a violation of the greater concept of free speech? Check.

    3. Not Adahn

      Just as long as they don’t de-platform someone from a federally recognized protected class.

      1. Count Potato

        They have already.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Plenty, it’s not about skin color or sexual preference, it’s about ideology and if you don’t toe the leftist line you’re living on borrowed time on those various platforms.

    4. Lachowsky

      I’m for it. I say let these people fly their bias flags high. If they didn’t, then no one would know that they didnt want to use them anymore.

    5. I agree with everyone. For real, though, I think there are a ton of factors involved in this topic that touch on stuff like the rule of law, principles over principals, etc., but what I think gets lost in these discussions is the threat of conceding to these people the role of acting as sole provider of communication access. If you’re taking tax money, then yes, you’re under different obligations than a wholly-private company, of course. But the risk of looking at, say, Facebook and saying, “They’re so big and ubiquitous that they’re not allowed to be ‘private’ for purposes of freedom of association” is that you’re implying that Facebook has not just an obligation to provide a service but, on some level, the right to be in charge of that service in a broader sense. You’re saying that Facebook isn’t just a social media company, it IS social media, and while that implies certain responsibilities it also concedes certain social and cultural arguments. You get into Net Neutrality-type discussions where you find yourself arguing that Facebook has a right to access that exceeds that of other companies because access to Facebook and access to social media are one and the same.

    6. spqr2008

      Not acceptable if the platform presents itself as a platform to achieve copyright safe harbor from the DMCA. If you are curating content in any manner that is inconsistent with the 1st amendment (even if it doesn’t apply to private companies), then you have become a publisher, and should face all of the wonderful legal liabilities that creates.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        someone always says this, and I always disagree

        the person who posts a libel is responsible, not the edited platform on which it snuck through

        otherwise you’re prosecuting Ruger for armed roberty

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I’m not seeing your line of thinking here.

          1. CPRM

            It’s line 7-1.

        2. spqr2008

          I agree with you on principle, but the only way to use current law to achieve the most liberty friendly results possible is to threaten the bad actors with reclassification as a publisher, thereby making a profit incentive for the regular media to attack them through the legal system. Now, to me, that is a dog’s breakfast, but it could possibly make them rethink their censorious attitudes.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            current law

            I’m not well studied in this area: I can’t even spell DMCA. No telling what parts of this I misunderstand.

            But I will always believe that the proper route to improved discourse and society is through the front door. I don’t want to waste any part of my life explaining why I’m no better than the people I oppose.

            If Glibs don’t dedicate themselves to principle, all that leaves is beer, titties, whiskey, boobs, pistols, wine, knockers, explosives, rapesquatches, nipples, pr0n, ballistics, old dogs, carburetors, cleavage, vodka, rifles . . . I’ll be in my bunk.

        3. Lachowsky

          I agree. The one uttering libelous statements is the one guilty of libel. No one else. Not following this principle is why we cant get hookers off craigslist anymore.

          1. CPRM

            So you’re FOR deplatforming hookers ON THIS site? Bold move Cotton.

          2. Lachowsky

            If SP wants to kick out all the hookers, then that’s up to her, and I will keep her decision in mind when i decide where i wish to frequent.

          3. Spudalicious

            Banishing hookers means that there are female Libertarians, and we all know that is a myth. Moot argument.

      2. straffinrun

        Any law that gets enacted to address the problem will more than likely concentrate more power in the government’s hands. It sucks that the culture has lost its appreciation of free speech. We have to move the culture. I loved the use of “dog’s breakfast” though.

        1. egould310

          Dogs Breakfast

  9. Sean

    Delmonico steaks for dinner and bourbon for dessert. Life is good.

    That Leo Sharp story is awesome.

    1. Lackadaisical

      You can switch that up too. Works either way.

  10. 11F with a stiff breeze here.

    Feels like winter.

    1. BakedPenguin

      11F is winter, bro. 71 here.

      Getting kinda sweaty. Think I’ll turn on the AC.

      1. Nothing wrong with winter.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Nope. I used to like the snow.

          I moved back to New Hampster in 2014, but I was working from home. So I still didn’t have to care, except for when the jerks who ran my apartment would tow your car if you didn’t move it by 9 AM on snow clearing days. Jerks.

          1. CPRM

            aparmartmet? I don’t know that word. Is that big city folk talk? My country bumpkin mind can’t comprehend.

          2. BakedPenguin

            If I screwed it up, edit fairy already came by. That, or you ingested some,,,uh, substances.

            Either or. Not a snow cleaning jerk, though.. are you?

          3. MikeS

            That’s those places where other people shovel snow and mow the lawn for you.

          4. CPRM

            You mean like making my niece do it?

      2. Lachowsky

        41 and raining. I guess that’s winter.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          Don = Lachowsky + 20 hours

          I’ve been watching waves of weather wash from Waco to west Tennessee for 30 years.

          1. Lachowsky

            Sounds about right. I bet you remember the great ice storm of 2000.

    2. MikeS

      It was pretty nice here today. 23F, very light breeze, and not a cloud in the sky. We sat out on the steps for a while, had a couple beers, and got some vitamin D.

      1. Tres Cool

        It was in the high 30s today. I worshed Jugsy’s car

        1. MikeS

          You are a true gentleman.

        2. egould310

          Worsh. Lol.

    3. prolefeed

      “11F with a stiff breeze here.”

      But enough about your GF’s tit size and your reaction to seeing them.

      1. CPRM

        So are your pretending claiming to be not Q but ripping Q off?

    4. Lackadaisical

      30 C here, and plenty of ladies worthy of your posts on the beach.

  11. Tonio

    Worst chatroom ever.

      1. Sean

        Shouldn’t you be looking for titties?

          1. BakedPenguin

            mmm… titties

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Blame Spud.

      1. Spudalicious

        Now THAT was a finish to a football game.

        Hitler has a sad that the Ravens lost.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          You’re worse than Hitler. This is known.

    2. Sean

      a/s/l?

      1. Count Potato

        age/sex/location

        1. CPRM

          12/f/TX

          1. You’re a Cop? why didn’t you tell us?

          2. CPRM

            No. Just a normal girl livin in Texas. Teehee. Send me some dickpix @MightyHeaton on twitter Tehee…

          3. Rhywun

            *unzips*

            Oh damn, is this mic on?

          4. CPRM

            Go on…

    3. Lachowsky

      NEEDZ MOAR DICKS.

  12. prolefeed

    Sunday Sluts:

    https://thesexier.com/hot-chicks-on-the-bed-32-pics/

    NSFW, if you’re still working late on a Sunday.

    16, 20, and 30 for me.

    1. Or, like straffinrun, at work early on Monday.

      1. straffinrun

        Not yet. Start at noon on Mondays. Porn Morn Mondays. Yippee!

        1. CPRM

          Wait, are we your porn? I’m not sure how I feel about that…

          1. straffinrun

            Go on… Whatever you do, just keep talking.

          2. straffinrun

            That background guitar is what I’d want to hear in my head if I were schitzo. Make the day more fun.

    2. Chafed

      What a motley collection. 4 has serious daddy issues.

  13. Plinker762

    I’m sure Mohamed Abdullahi is being impeached because of roadz.

  14. Raven Nation

    Re: protests in Europe spreading…

    “When France sneezes, Europe catches a cold.”

    Klemens von Metternich, c. early 19th century

    1. CPRM

      Sounds like a Nazi.

  15. straffinrun

    My dear lord. What did STEVE do to poor Adam Schiff?

    1. Sean

      Not enough…

  16. J. Frank Parnell

    What the hell kind of Libertarian utopia has a president and 275 lawmakers?

    1. CPRM

      One without Roadz!

      1. Rhywun

        Without roadz, how do they fleece the public to fund union pensions healing the earth?

    2. straffinrun

      “President” IIRC was supposed to be a simple administrator like the president of the Rotary Club and not some proto Monarch.

      1. I think we only got two presidents in before that went to shit in this country.

        1. BakedPenguin

          No – Coolidge

        2. CPRM

          I think you mean one, because second was John Adams with the Sedition shit, three was TJ ‘I did so much shit in my life don’t even put president on my tombstone’.

  17. J. Frank Parnell

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1071545262240354306

    David Burge
    @iowahawkblog

    You’re all wrong, the most problematic thing with “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is the climate change denial

    1. juris imprudent

      I’m convinced that Iowahawk is the only redeeming feature of Twitter. Which really isn’t enough.

  18. Lachowsky

    What a couple days glibs. The little one has RSV that is giving her trouble. We are giving her albuterol and an antibiotic, but she’s going through spells with trouble breathing. Been to the doc twice in the past 48 hours, and they have given her steroids to help, but man this sucks. Poor girl.

    Probably not serious in the long run, but I have been working nights and between my wife and I keeping a constant eye in her to monitor her breathing, neither one of us has slept more than a few hours the past few days.

    Moral of the story- dont have your kids during cold/flu season. There is a reason the mammals in the animal kingdom give birth in the spring.

    1. straffinrun

      That’s some rough stuff. You’ve got this helpless, beautiful baby and you’re worried sick yourself. Am I doing this right? Worst case scenarios floating around your head. Man, I don’t miss those days. As meaningless as this is, my guess is that she’ll be fine. It’s my job to say that and it’s your job to ignore it.

    2. Mojeaux

      That is difficult. Best wishes to the little one and more zzzzzzs for you.

    3. BakedPenguin

      RSV

      Wow. I’ve never heard of this until like 2 weeks ago, now it seems to be everywhere.

      God with your daughter, Lach. May this simply be a bad week in a great life.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Sorry, poor way to phrase it.

        May God be with, and protect, your daughter, Lachowsky. I hope she has a great life from here.

        Ok, I’ll stop all religious talk now.

    4. Raphael

      Hope your kid gets better, man.

    5. MikeS

      Damn, that sucks for your little girl. And for mom and dad. I hope she kicks it real fast so all three of you can sleep easy.

    6. westernsloper

      Get well soon baby Lach!

    7. Lachowsky

      I’m sure it will all turn out well. It’s really just a cold. It’s just rough when they are that little. The name of the game is to keep her from getting pneumonia, which is the point of the antibiotics.

      She will be fine. It’s just no fun to see one so little struggle.

      1. Count Potato

        Still, hope she gets better soon.

      2. Sensei

        Same as the Count – hope she feels better soon!

      3. spqr2008

        Hopefully your bosses aren’t being an ass about it. My manager got told to not take a lunch, so he could go home on time to take care of his older daughter, who is sick, so his 1 month old can go with his wife to a well baby check up.

  19. Raphael

    I for one can’t wait until the future textbooks inevitably lionize the Occupy Movement and the French?Western European Yellow Jacket “Movements”.

    1. Rhywun

      Occupy Wall Street was just a bunch of smelly hippies camping out in the park across the street from my place of work. We’re not at the tear gas and torching cars stage yet. Give it some time for the US government to come closer to running out of other people’s money.

      1. Raphael

        True that, I’ll get my popcorn and booze ready for that inevitable shit-show seeing as none of TPTB will do anything about stopping any of the entitlement programs.

      2. creech

        I guess the French Yellow Jacket anti-tax protesters put some lie to the idea that Frenchies surrender easily. I don’t recall our Tea Party folks willing to go to the mats over taxes and Obamacare. ‘Course the Tea Party did win, temporarily, some political seats but one wonders if Americans – of any political persuasion – are willing to fight for liberty?

        1. Rhywun

          I’ve got a feeling things are worse there than the media are letting on.

        2. juris imprudent

          You’ve never read about French strikes – by pretty much every faction in the country: labor unions, farmers, hookers, you name it. The yellow vests are just the latest in a very, very long line.

        3. Plinker762

          The complaints I heard on one interview seemed to be more about the banksters owning everything and that the immigrants are getting more freebies than the natives are. Not much about individual liberty or reduced overall taxes.

  20. Mojeaux

    Watching the Rams v the not-Rams. Go not-Rams!!!

    1. straffinrun

      Woman and sports. Wow. Somehow you make insults to the other team psychologically more devastating than guys.

      1. Mojeaux

        Effortlessly.

        1. straffinrun

          Impulsively.

          1. Rhywun

            Indubitably!

            /Jackie Chiles

    2. BakedPenguin

      Yeah, I watched the Cowboys vs the Eagles earlier. I knew it would be a good game, because one of those teams had to lose.

      1. Count Potato

        I was hoping for a tie.

        Missed it by this much.

    3. westernsloper

      I only watched the Broncos lose to the $%*%^*&$ 49’rs. I wasn’t drunk enough to sleep through it, which would have made it a better game so I am getting drunk now.

      1. Spudalicious

        Beat by the Niners. You should hang your head in shame.

    4. Mojeaux

      Not-Rams won! Woot!

  21. westernsloper

    ….STORY NEED BLACKJACK AND HOOKER, BE COMPLETE.

    Let’s be honest, anything would be made better with blackjack and hookers.

    1. straffinrun

      True, but “Never split 8’s” is applicable in only one of those things.

      1. Spudalicious

        What’s the dealers up card?

    1. CPRM

      She does make grandma glasses look kinda hot though.

    1. straffinrun

      The comments: “Yeah! We ???‍♂️‼️“

      1. Count Potato

        If that’s emoji for “retarded” I couldn’t agree more.

        1. CPRM

          COUNT POTATO USED THE ‘R’ WORD DEPLATFORM HIM!!!!

          1. *deplatforms CPRM*

          2. CPRM

            You have no power over me! You don’t even seem to Voltron!

          3. CPRM

            Or what I meant to link, LIKE A BOSS!

        2. straffinrun

          Honestly, I don’t like using that word to describe morally bankrupt people. What do kids with Down’s syndrome have to do with it?

          1. CPRM

            I wouldn’t say that’s the same thing, we’ve called them Corkys since the 90s.

          2. straffinrun

            Not a big deal, though. Just that I still use it to describe people who have mental disabilities. Others don’t use it to mean that.

          3. CPRM

            Now it is fodder for reality TV, and THAT makes me angry.

      2. CPRM

        Oh yeah, never read the comments…unless they are from me, then you’re friggin idiot to not read them…

  22. CPRM

    Count Potato, what’s your Twitter Handle? I don’t seem to be following you, and nights like this I can be a derp seeking missile…

    1. Raphael

      @demiroselover, trust me. I’m totally not leading you astray.

      1. CPRM

        Honey trap, eh? I’ll double down!

    2. Count Potato

      @jack

      I’m taking it down from the inside.

  23. Count Potato

    “If the worst comes and I lose my Bitcoin bet (keep in mind I promised to eat my dick. The cutting it off first was added by the media), I will probably subcontract the task to a relay team of Bangkok prostitutes with instructions to carry out the task slowly, finishing as I exit”

    https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1071395711244267525

    1. CPRM

      Looks ergonomic

  24. Having a president named “Hickenlooper” would be a lot more humiliating than anything Trump could do.

    https://www.coloradopolitics.com/news/hickenlooper-staffs-up-for-possible-bid/article_f109615e-f952-11e8-a6af-db64731d557d.html

    1. CPRM

      Allies, that’s a word that’l come back in a few days…

    2. CPRM

      ‘Lets go back to Hickenlooper Texas, whit Waylon, Willie and the Boys…’

      1. Tres Cool

        *Lukenbach, TX

      2. Tres Cool

        Citation, which seems to be much needed .

    3. l0b0t

      A gun-banning, anti-cannabis, tax & spend Democrat? That plan CAN’T fail!

  25. PieInTheSky

    So i got to work only to realiza i forgot my laptop at home and now i have to go back for it. Goddamnit

    1. PieInTheSky

      This ruines my day

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        good morning !

      2. Lackadaisical

        I thought vampires only come out during the day

  26. leon

    First!