And trust me, it’s miserable outside here. Hail, ice, rain, and snow. No sign of the Friendly Angel. But a lovely day indoors ahead, drinking and watching football (real football, with the grownups playing) with SP. And of course, I now have yet another reason to root for my beloved Ravens.

Today is the birthday of Georges “Dotty” Seurat, Alexander “I’m in Charge” Haig, Edwin “Authoritarian Piece of Shit” Meese, Harry “The Pirate” Reid, and Aaron “The Family Guy” Rodgers.


Well, this looks like Chapter 1 of a political thriller more than an actual news story.

The top admiral overseeing US Naval forces in the Middle East, Vice Adm. Scott Stearney, was found dead in his residence in Bahrain on Saturday, the Navy said in a statement. While his death is being investigated, officials say there is no evidence of foul play at this time.

Have fun speculating about what’s going to be in Chapter 2. Underage boys? Passing intelligence to the Saudis? Affair with a Mossad agent? Autoerotic asphyxiation? Read through 103 parts of Hat and Hair and lost the will to live?


If I were to rate Trump’s best accomplishment so far, it would be getting Gorsuch on the Supreme Court. He’s looked pretty good so far. But I’d also rate Trump’s absolute worst idea as using tariffs as a way to whip up his base and get trade concessions in lieu of pushing for actual free trade, unencumbered by sweetheart deals. That’s been backfiring spectacularly (don’t even ask how badly that’s hurt the business I work for), since it’s based on the curious idea that you can pressure socialist countries by forcing them to raise taxes on their citizens. Well, we may be seeing a face-saving retreat happening.

“President Trump has agreed that on January 1, 2019, he will leave the tariffs on $200 billion worth of product at the 10 percent rate, and not raise it to 25 percent at this time,” the statement read. Over the next 90 days, American and Chinese officials will continue to negotiate lingering disagreements on technology transfer, intellectual property and agriculture.

And here’s a lovely gem of stupid symbolic harrumphing:

[Chinese president] Xi also plans to designate Fentanyl as a controlled substance, according to the statement. As the U.S. opioid crisis continues to rage, it would suggest that people selling the drug to parties in the U.S. would be subject to stiff penalties in China.

Crisis! Raging! Jesus fucking christ.


If it seems to you that food poisoning outbreaks are getting as common as Chicago shootings, you’re not imagining it. Or more accurately, you’re not imagining that it’s in the news more.

Year to date, there have been 22 outbreaks investigated by the Center for Disease Control, including the dangerous E. coli outbreak currently linked to romaine lettuce. It’s the highest number of total investigations compared to the past 12 years—but the U.S. Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Scott Gottlieb says that’s not necessarily because more food has suddenly become “unsafe.”

“I think what’s happening is that we have better technology than ever before to link outbreaks of human illness to a common pathogen,” Gottlieb told CNN.

Alternate explanation: Chipotle has many more locations now.


This ongoing story leaves me conflicted.

One woman, who went to graduate school with [Neil deGrasse] Tyson, alleged in a 2014 blog post that he had drugged and raped her. After writer David McAfee published an interview with the woman, Tchiya Amet, two other women went public with sexual misconduct allegations. One accuser, physics professor Katelyn Allers, said Tyson groped her at a 2009 party. Tyson’s ex-assistant, Ashley Watson, said she had to quit her job because of his unwanted sexual advances, McAfee reported.

On the one hand, the whole #metoo thing has accelerated the enstupidation of our society. On the other hand, Tyson is an arrogant and sanctimonious shithead of incredibly meager scientific accomplishment who has somehow been lionized by the Left as a great thinker, and there’s an inevitable Schadenfreude factor. Gripping hand, I have to stick with my principles, dammit, despite my personal desire to see the shithead suffer. And that’s driven by seeing several physicists of real merit having had their careers destroyed by this mindless juggernaut.


The French continue to be enraged by their discovery that free shit somehow has to get paid for.

The centre of Paris was on lockdown tonight after masked protesters stole an assault rifle from police, clashed with riot squads and set fire to cars and Christmas trees on the Champs-Elysees in furious demonstrations against the French government. Protesters said today’s actions were ‘the start of a revolution’ that would eclipse the mass strikes and occupation of universities and factories in 1968 when the country was on the cusp of civil war.

Fires and clouds of tear gas covered the French capital from early morning until late in the evening, in some of the worst violence ever seen in the French capital as more than 5,000 demonstrators brought chaos to Paris for the second week running.

I have a hypothesis. Note the running theme in the photos in this news story. Yeah, sure, most of the rioters have something in common ethnically, and I’m sure that Europeans will gleefully point this out, but that’s not really it. When all is said and done, I think we’re going to find out that the French auto companies are actually behind this- massive car burnings mean more sales. Brilliant!


Old Guy Music! And I know that nothing will annoy the masses more than the Grateful Dead. So of course that’s what I’m listening to. And here’s a really nice live version of what I think is their best straight-ahead rock song ever, and one I’ve covered in a couple of bands. It’s just plain fun to play, and it’s fun to listen to. So spark one up and be groovy.