Thursday Morning Links

There are no good famous birthdays today, sorry to any Glibs who have a birthday today, so I guess I’ll dive directly into the links.

 

Scrap metal thieves ultimate heist.

 

Tis the season for scrap metal thieves.

 

 

Stormy Daniel accuses Avenatti of suing Trump for defamation against her wishes, in addition she also does not know what he has done with the money that was crowdfunded for her.

 

 

A study that does not surprise anyone that’s not a liberal, finds that white liberals dumb down their vocabulary when talking to minorities.

 

Murphy Brown reboot cancelled after one season.  I guess the miserable, leftist, shrieking harpy market is already too saturated.

 

When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail, and when you’re a SJW, everything is problematic.

 

 

Flake being Flake.

 

 

 

Nothing but respect for My President.

 

 

 

 

That’s all I got for today folks, time to get movin’ and my girls up and ready for the day.

Comments

674 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. The Late P Brooks

    in addition she also does not know what he as done with the money that was crowdfunded for her.

    We can be sure he didn’t use it to pay his rent.

    1. Because it’s too damn high, amirite?

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    (&*^#@^%$@^&%!! printer drivers

    1. AlexinCT

      Do tell..

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oki makes great printers and shitty drivers.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          shitty drivers

          That’s because they’re Asian.

          1. AlexinCT

            HAH!

            Someone should tell your wife.

          2. WTF

            LACIST!!

          3. Slammer

            ADD= Asian Driver Disorder

          4. College Days; It was a snowy day. I parked my 2WD truck on top of hill in a residential area; anything to save a few bucks.

            I’m walking past a cheap-o apartment complex and have to stop for the car coming out of the entrance. It’s an Asian woman driver. Who is going too fast for the conditions. The careens into the pickup parked across the street, but keeps on going, bouncing into several more parked cars before getting to the stop sign on the bottom of the hill. She didn’t stop even for that, and kept on truckin’ on, leaving the destruction in her wake.

            I was glad that day that I parked up, away from that derby.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      PC load letter ?!?!

      1. Slammer

        WTF does that even fucking mean??

        1. Nephilium

          (P)aper (C)artridge: Load letter (sized paper.)

          /kills the joke.

    3. Tonio

      If you’re using native, go universal; or vice versa.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s all the energy saver bullshit. When they go into sleep mode, it screws everything up.

        1. AlexinCT

          Always turn that crap off. Nothing is more useless than that energy saver shit.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Can’t turn it off. Thanks EPA.

          2. AlexinCT

            I would never allow them to get shit that would force you to put up with poor quality. It’s your fucking money being spent.

        2. Tonio

          Firmware upgrade? That does incur a small risk of bricking the unit.

          I just “repaired” a friend’s camera by doing that.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Nah. The EPA mandates a sleep mode on all new printers. You can’t turn it off, just delay it. I’ve fixed it for the time being, but it will happen again. Right as I’m printing a bunch of progress billing invoices that are a PITA to pull back out of the system and reprint.

          2. Tonio

            Not to turn off the sleep feature, but to hopefully fix whatever issue you were having with the printer. I was assuming it was a wakeup issue and those are often on the printer side rather than the driver (pc) side.

            As a workaround, print everything to pdf then you can print to paper as needed.

          3. Nephilium

            Or just set up a scheduled job to print a blank document every x minutes, where x is just under the threshold for the machine going into sleep mode.

          4. The Last American Hero

            C’mon, computer guys can hack into CIA databases, change college transcripts, and commandeer building security cameras and alarms with a few keystrokes. You’re telling me you can’t come up with a virus that disables the sleep mode on fucking printer?

    4. PieInTheSky

      Go paperless. Save a tree

    5. Have you checked the thermostat?

  3. PieInTheSky

    A study that does not surprise anyone that’s not a liberal, finds that white liberals dumb down their vocabulary when talking to minorities.

    doing otherwise would be racist

    1. straffinrun

      “There’s less work that explores how well-intentioned whites try to get along with racial minorities.”

      You should hear how those not well-intentioned speak to them.

      1. prolefeed

        I get an earful from my very liberal AA fiancee about white folks saying insulting things without seemingly being conscious of how those words come across. Like, when finding she has 4 siblings, asking questions about how many fathers there were.

        She hasn’t drawn any correlations about the political views of those doing such things, though since her circle of associates is almost all liberals …

        It’s almost like white liberals who do stuff like that haven’t gotten close enough to any minorities to be told, “Don’t be that guy/gal!”

        1. dontreadonme

          So how many?

          1. Gustave Lytton

            6?

          2. prolefeed

            One, though he left her struggling as a single mother for quite a while before she remarried. Her family went from really poor, as in public housing for a bit poor, to all five siblings doing quite well financially.

        2. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

          Reminds me of the teacher in Everybody Hates Chris.

      1. Michael

        Jesus H. Christ. I have no idea how that woman doesn’t induce boiling rage in the people she’s addressing every time she opens her mouth.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    A study that does not surprise anyone that’s not a liberal, finds that white liberals dumb down their vocabulary when talking to minorities.

    Some folks just need things put simply.

    1. AlexinCT

      Nothing is more offensive to me than people that think they are helping the people they think are “slow folk” by making it OK to be even slower through government fiat. How fucking insulting.

    2. dontreadonme

      I just talk louder and annunciate better….and throw in a little jive, of course, yo.

  5. Pat

    Tis the season for scrap metal thieves.

    This is exactly the type of thing we’ve come to expect in TRUMP’S AMERICA

  6. PieInTheSky

    Nothing but respect for My President. – just 2 years

    1. The Last American Hero

      The tweets back and forth are gold. But my favorite is this:

      John McAfee
      ‏Verified account @officialmcafee
      Nov 27

      I might lie about where I’ve been all night, whether the drugs belonged to me, whether I’m married, whether I had sex with with your wife/girlfriend/dog, whether I know the whereabouts of someone, but seriously, what would I gain by admitting that I lost a whale fucking contest?

      1. wdalasio

        My favorite is still:

        Alex Pundit [XVG] [BTC] [AI Trade]
        ‏ @Alex_Pundit
        Nov 27
        Replying to @officialmcafee

        I read on the news just this week about 25 or so whales washing up on an NZ beach. Did you do this?
        2 replies 0 retweets 38 likes

        John McAfee
        ‏Verified account @officialmcafee
        Nov 27

        Had I managed to pork one, she wouldn’t be on a beach somewhere. She would be stalking me still . . . . begging for another go round.

  7. Ass glibs rejoice as thot Thursday serves up a heaping helping of juicy posteriors!

    http://archive.is/IZfQc

    Bonus points for 17’s camel toe.

    1. Pat

      15, 22 and 26

    2. Gillespie

      9 and 36 but hot damn, great peach harvest. Thank you as always, Q.

      1. prolefeed

        9 has the best booty, but the face, when I eventually got there, knocked her out of the top three for me

    3. prolefeed

      3, 23, 38

  8. PieInTheSky

    The Dorchester Historical Society has issued a public apology and removed a postcard from its website after receiving criticism that a Christmas slogan, “We’re dreaming of a white Dorchester,” was exclusionary.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/historical-society-apologizes-dreaming-white-dorchester-card-203624374.html

    1. I hate the world.

      1. dontreadonme

        Is yellow snow racist too?

    2. Tonio

      Idiocracy, realized.

      1. AlexinCT

        You win the internetz today Tonio.

    3. WTF

      Because snow is racist now, I guess.

      1. Drake

        And Orcs!

        1. WTF

          So….the people who see orcs and think “black people!” are not the racists?!

      2. Bob Boberson
    4. Drake

      We come from the land of the ice and snow
      From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
      How soft your fields so green
      Can whisper tales of gore
      Of how we calmed the tides of war
      We are your overlords

      I giggle a little every time that song is played on the radio.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      What I don’t get is every time I go check out the Twitter account of people doing the complaining they have little followers. Like this one had 900. STOP LISTENING TO THEM.

      And stop APOLOGIZING.

      The word ‘white’ in this context is not problematic.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        God…it gets worse:

        Dorchester Historical Society

        @DotHistorical
        Follow Follow @DotHistorical
        More
        Replying to @WelcomeToDot @megansarahj @choll12
        Thank you, we certainly are not happy with its VERY unintended implications; horrified might not be strong enough of a word.

        1. WTF

          Idiocracy, indeed.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          More
          Replying to @DotHistorical
          Probably just goes to show you don’t have any minorities on your board or communications team….might be time to start incorporating some diversity in your team since they would’ve noticed this insensitivity.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            More
            First of all, using “my grandmother was black!” in an argument such as this is a huge red flag, so don’t do it in the future. And this graphic would look perfectly at home at a KKK rally. Isn’t that enough to admit that it was a bad idea to make it, intentional or not?

            I’m with Q. The comments on some of this treads is appalling.

            I hate the world.

          2. WTF

            The only sensible response: “It obviously refers to snow, you fucking morons!”

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            John Galt

            @jgalt230
            20h20 hours ago
            More
            Replying to @DotHistorical
            You’ve got to be kidding me. Only a racist would see and think that. White liberal racists are the worst. Sort of like former smokers….

            Word.

            Thankfully there are always deplorables around.

          4. leon

            “You’ve got to be kidding me. Only a racist would see and think that. White liberal racists are the worst. Sort of like former smokers….”

            Not a former smoker, so not sure what he means by that.

          5. Nephilium

            leon: Most former smokers are the most annoying bastards ever to current smokers. Take a vegan, a crossfitter, a militant atheist, and hybrid driver and add them up, and you may get close to the zeal with which some former smokers will preach at.

            /former smoker who leaves current smokers alone

          6. Rufus the Monocled

            I took it as former smokers projecting about the need for others to quit.

            Plus what N said.

          7. TARDIS

            The world is fine. It’s all the enabled/entitled assholes in it that suck.

          8. leon

            THIS IS YOUR FAULT and NOT MINE for being overly sensitive and mentally challenged.

      2. WTF

        White in any context is problematic. Don’t you remember the shitstorm over the “It’s okay to be white” posters?

        1. Why the fuck is the Michelin Man white?!

          1. Rhywun

            OMG can you imagine the shitstorm otherwise?

    6. Rhywun

      Literal LOL

  9. Florida Man

    I don’t understand lightning a hundred dollar bill with a lighter, then lighting a cigarette. I mean, sitting by a fire and lightning the bill in the fire to light a cigar I get, because that is bigly classy, but if you’re lighting a cigarette, just use the lighter.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Second.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everybody knows you save the Benjamin for snorting coke off of the hooker’s ass.

      1. Florida Man

        *scoffs*
        Look who is new money.
        *drinks cognac out of goblet*

    3. Evan from Evansville

      Ah, the foolish ignorance of the impoverished!

      *takes bite out of barbecued rat caught outside in alley*

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      Its a play on using a cedar splint to light your cigar. You light the splint with a lighter or match, then you light the cigar with the splint. It avoids the smell of petrochemicals from the lighter or (pretend I know what’s in a modern matchhead) from the match. Using a $100 bill is a statement that you are so rich $100 is as close to valueless as it makes no difference.

  10. straffinrun

    McAfee lives in my head rent free and is fucking all my high school crushes. For all those that love Trump for his un PC talk, you could’ve have had ooooh so much more. 2020.

    1. Florida Man

      Could have have had? You drunk?

      1. straffinrun

        Um, yes? Can’t believe people still doubt that from time to time.

        1. Florida Man

          I wasn’t doubting, just confirming.

          1. commodious spittoon

            LISTEN AND BELIEVE, SHITLORD.

    2. Urthona

      I think in an alternate timeline he could’ve garnered at least .1% of the vote.

  11. AlexinCT

    Murphy Brown reboot cancelled after one season. I guess the miserable, leftist, shrieking harpy market is already too saturated.

    What baffles me is that these people fit the definition of insanity by constantly doing the same stupid shit and getting the same stupid results. When I heard this idiotic show was coming back I bet a buddy they would pour a ton of money trying to keep it on for more than a season, and all because they wanted to have it be all woke and shit and be able to say the problem was the stupid fans not wanting to watch it. And popular shows that are not woke get pulled off the air (or have their main character attacked for saying stupid shit that doesn’t come close to being as offensive to people as the shit the woke leftards say) out of spite.

    Hollywood is truly an inbred degenerate house of stupidity.

    1. straffinrun

      They think that the world is still filled with Dan Quayles to virtue signal off of. It’s silly.

      1. And yet Candice Bergen later said that Quayle was basically correct.

        1. AlexinCT

          What do you think would have happened to her in today’s environment for saying that?

    1. Drake

      Lay back and think of France.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nothing a shotgun won’t fix.

      1. Tejicano

        This is the thought that comes to me which makes every horror movie boring…

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Along those lines, I’ve been watching Origin on Youtube TV.

          It’s painfully stupid, with painfully stupid characters, and ridiculous, totally foreseeable plot developments.

          Yet I can’t look away.

    3. Raston Bot

      Sounds more like a metoo moment.

      “There, he kissed her, touched her and groped her [private parts],” the French publication informed. “The girl managed to leave the room, [and] she then reported the incident to the principal of her school, who informed police.”

      1. leon

        Clash of the Cultures!!!

        But who is the Kraken?

        1. AlexinCT

          The thing in my pants?

    4. Saint-Lô, France.

      How little France remembers.

    5. Don Escaped Texas

      https://www.lamanchelibre.fr/actualite-620903-normandie-juge-pour-le-viol-d-une-lyceenne-il-est-acquitte

      The respondent is acquitted of the rape but sentenced for the sexual assault of the first victim to two years in prison with suspended sentence.

      Salt in the wound: he’s not serving time on his conviction.

    6. STEVE SMITH MOVING TO FRANCE, CITING FRENCH RESPECT FOR SASQUATCH CULTURAL NORMS. AND BY NORMS MEAN RAPE.

  12. Gillespie

    OT but damn if it didn’t kill me today. Kids had to write about a person they respected. One smart lad says he respects the emperor and hopes he can be him one day. I believe in him.

    Side note: if you missed in the last thread straff, my apologies for replying it. Anyways, I’ll just be chilling in Tokyo and visiting Sekigahara around Shougatsu, so not many plans. I’ve been keeping in touch with Mustang though about Glib Gaijin Smashing. What do you got planned around this magical time?

    1. Gillespie

      Apologies for being late in replying to it*

    2. straffinrun

      I’ll be around. Mustang has my phone number, I believe, so let me know. I have some, uh, ideas. *Insert maniacal laugh*

      1. Gillespie

        Excellent, will keep you in touch. This displaced Floridaman looks forward to your…ideas.
        *preemptive hold my beer statement here*

        1. Two words: Soap. Land.

          1. straffinrun

            As if I’d pay… *Goes back to folding laundry and doing dishes*

          2. Gillespie

            Heaven is truly a place on Earth.

      2. Tejicano

        Hey Straff,

        I wish I had time to meet you all. Job is all I do these days.

        1. straffinrun

          Family and Jobs for me too. It’d be fun to get us all together once. I’m terrible at organizing stuff like that, though (as you and RH know). Send me a message if you have time, shoot me a message.

          1. Florida Man

            “Send me a message if you have time, shoot me a message.“

            I think it’s time for bed, Straff.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Buy Leap or MikeS a plane ticket to Japan. They’re excellent organizers and seems to not actively dislike other people just on principle.

            That is how us Minnesoda Glibs ended up meeting each other. When one of those two took it upon themselves to organize a meetup.

            All that I ask for this excellent advice is that those guys mule back a bunch of habu sake for me.

          3. straffinrun

            That sounds awfully expensive. But if you’ll finish the entire bottle of Habushu, I’ll pay for your ticket.

          4. Pope Jimbo

            I’ve only looked at the bottle at the bar. Never even had a shot of it.

            Putting dead things in your booze seems like a bad idea to me.

          5. Tejicano

            Who says they were dead when they were put in the bottle?

          6. straffinrun

            I’ll do a shot of anything once. That stuff is nasty. Seriously gave me a three day hangover.

          7. AlexinCT

            Mescal for the win!

          8. A Leap at the Wheel

            Please. If I go to the land of vending machines with used underwear, I’m not going to have any spare room in my luggage on the way home.

          9. Pope Jimbo

            You could soak the grundies in habu sake and when you get home squeeze it out into a gallon milk jug (or something similar). That will save lots of space in your suitcase.

        2. Gillespie

          They’re gonna work ya around New Years too? Would be happy to have another fellow グリブ for gaijin smashing fun times.

          1. Tejicano

            Yeah, my line of work is extra busy at New Years.

          2. Gillespie

            Damn man, well hope they can cut ya some slack in due time. You deserve it, dude.

          3. The Last American Hero

            Those panty vending machines don’t restock themselves.

    3. Gadfly

      One smart lad says he respects the emperor and hopes he can be him one day. I believe in him.

      Does he want to be like the emperor, or be the emperor? Those are two very different goals…

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Sounds like the makings of a plot to a long ago slapstick comedy. Kid walks out of the wrong door on April 30 and gets anointed as emperor instead of Naruhito. Befuddled government ministers don’t know what to do because the kid is now the emperor.

  13. Pat

    Reggae music to be protected by the UN

    Reggae has been added to a list of international cultural treasures which the United Nations has deemed worthy of protecting and promoting.

    The music, which grew out of Jamaica in the 1960s thanks to artists like Toots and the Maytals, Peter Tosh and Bob Marley, was added to the collection due to its “intangible cultural heritage”.

    Reggae is “cerebral, socio-political, sensual and spiritual,” said Unesco.

    It has “penetrated all corners of the world,” added a Jamaican spokesperson.

    1. KURCHURULL PROPEEASHUN!!!!

      RAYSISSSSSSSS!!!!

    2. WTF

      “Protected”? What the hell does that even mean?

      1. AlexinCT

        That means that you can shoot the sheriff, but not shoot the deputy.

        1. Evan from Evansville

          HaHA!

        2. leon

          :OperaIsland Applause:

        3. Tonio

          [golf clap to reggae beat]

        4. mrfamous

          Well done

      2. Pat

        Blue helmets patrolling the Marley estate or something.

        1. AlexinCT

          Free ganja for all UN blue helmets in whatever country they are busy raping the locals?

          1. Tonio

            STEVE SMITH SHOW UN HOW IT’S PROPERLY DONE, GIVE BLUE HELMETS A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.

          2. egould310

            STEVE SMIRH GIVE BLUE HELMETS HIS PURPLE HELMET!!

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      It has “penetrated all corners of the world,” added a Jamaican spokesperson.

      Then why does it need to be promoted and or protected?

      Free money, that’s why. Maybe I’ll start a reggae experience up here in WI and see if I can get some sweet UN cash for it.

    4. Nephilium

      Man, a guy goes to prison for a couple of years, and everyone forgets that they were protesting him?

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Trump is so pathetic. All he does is whine about how the noble media treat him.

    As evening fell on Wednesday, both Trumps briefly paused to preside over the lighting of the national Christmas tree at the Ellipse. Only in this White House could you say it was the least controversial Christmas tree moment of the day.

    “Merry Christmas, everybody,” Mr. Trump said to a crowd of would-be merrymakers. He repeated the phrase, which he has credited himself with saving, for emphasis. “It’s great to be with you.”

    The president did not draw out the moment. After a brief countdown and a minute or so of greeting the crowd assembled to observe the holiday tradition, Mr. Trump took his wife’s hand and ushered her offstage.

    The president then headed back to the White House, leaving a group of journalists who traveled with him to the event behind.

    Boo hoo hoo, that big thin skinned meanie Trump might not throw a giant Festivus celebration for the benefit of the press.

    Also, those red Christmas trees are icky. Trump’s America is a cold, sad place.

    1. AlexinCT

      Fuck these dnc operatives with bylines hard. Let them cry! Those tears sure are sweet.

    2. Literally worse than Hitler.

    3. leon

      “The president then headed back to the White House, leaving a group of journalists who traveled with him to the event behind.”

      Literally destroying the First Amendment. Honestly it sounds like children whose parents have decided to cut back on some of the traditions that only made sense when the kids were younger. “BUT We’ve always done that!!!”

    4. Slammer

      Some reporter at ABC tweeted this and then deleted it

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        What a dumb son of a bitch

        1. dontreadonme

          A visit from the Secret Service is probably in his near future…..

      2. straffinrun

        What the hell? 4 Chan makes me prove I’m not a bot before seeing the link?

        1. Slammer

          As long as you’re there you can check out the “Mossad tried to assassinate Trump last night wackiness

      3. BakedPenguin

        Am I missing something? The President was at the Tree lighting? So?

        1. Pat

          The crosshair at the base of his neck… connotations…

          1. BakedPenguin

            Thx, Pat. I saw that and just thought it was from the camera.

    5. A Leap at the Wheel

      That is literally the least newsworth news story I have ever read.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t understand lightning a hundred dollar bill with a lighter, then lighting a cigarette. I mean, sitting by a fire and lightning the bill in the fire to light a cigar I get, because that is bigly classy, but if you’re lighting a cigarette, just use the lighter.

    According to a certain former governor of California, among others, one uses a wooden match to light a cigar. Lighters are strictly verboten. Especially Zippos.

    1. Florida Man

      Jeffery Tambor was Governor of California?

      1. No, but he was Len Trexler.

    2. Butane lighters are OK. Not Zippos.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Me no look close at pitcher.

    Carry on.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “Protected”? What the hell does that even mean?

    No sampling. Also, they’re going to ban ska.

    1. Gillespie

      *rallies to protect the Reel Big Fish*

  18. AlexinCT

    PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN….

    1. Raston Bot

      Justice Neil Gorsuch was incredulous that Indiana Solicitor General Thomas Fisher was urging the justices to rule that states should not be held to the same standard.

      “Here we are in 2018 still litigating incorporation of the Bill of Rights. Really? Come on, general,” Gorsuch said to Fisher, using the term for holding that constitutional provisions apply to the states

      1. Sooper. Do 2A next!

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          (they already did)

    2. WTF

      Then we get to fight over what “excessive” means. But yeah, this should be an obvious slam dunk.

      1. AlexinCT

        Right now we can’t even draw that line in the sand.. Excessive means practically every time they do this shit.

      2. Spartacus

        It should be pretty obvious that, absent a conviction for anything, any amount greater than zero is excessive.
        But that’s being too logical.

    3. Gillespie

      *cheers Gorsuch on*

      If anything, I’m glad he’s on the court.

      1. Tonio

        Trump’s enduring legacy will be his judicial appointments. Gorsuch is a treasure. Kavanaugh and Barrett (Trump appointee to US Seventh Circuit) are mixed bags.

        1. Gillespie

          Yeah not much a fan of those two, but you’re right.

        2. BakedPenguin

          Second. Or third. Whatever.

        3. A Leap at the Wheel

          Lo though I hate to be optimistic, I am optimistic about both Rao and Willet. We shall see how long it takes for reality to crush my balls in a vice.

    4. Count Potato

      “A decision in Tyson Timbs and a 2012 Land Rover LR2 v. Indiana, 17-1091, is expected by June.”

      Why so long?

      1. Tonio

        LOL. It’s a long process, ‘Tater.

        First they vote. Then they decide which justice will write the majority opinion. Then the authoring justice goes off and flogs whichever lawclerk is to do the research and drafting. The lawclerk is then locked in a cellar room and fed on Dr Pepper and Cheetos until the poor wretch produces a draft opinion. Then an inquisition with the justice where every comma is suspect, each noun is interrogated, and the lawclerk is again soundly thrashed and returned to his room – repeat this step several times. Then the opinion is circulated and the other concurring justices set their own lawclerks to further bastinado of every jot and tittle of the draft opinion. Finally, a majority opinion is arrived upon. Then the dissenting justices set their lawclerks to further whacking of the piñata. And then there are those special, fancy justices who concur in part and dissent in part. And then it goes to some poor woman with stringy hair who makes sure that the final published opinion is purty. I’m not sure if they still print out paper opinions but that adds production time. And finally the opinion drops, and (at least formerly) was handed across the counter to the lackwits of the press who are always lurking about courthouses, and today the opinion also appears on the court’s webpage.

        1. SugarFree

          I’ve dealt with the legal papers of a couple of Supreme Court justices, and you are 100% correct as to process. It’s eerie.

  19. 1984 was not a how-to.

    https://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/do-you-hear-the-people-tweet/

    “With millions of cameras and billions of lines of code, China is building a high-tech authoritarian future. Beijing is embracing technologies like facial recognition and artificial intelligence to identify and track 1.4 billion people. It wants to assemble a vast and unprecedented national surveillance system, with crucial help from its thriving technology industry[…]’The goal is algorithmic governance.’”

    1. WTF

      Coming soon to a blue state near you.

      1. straffinrun

        Google and Twitter are creaming in their jeans at the thought.

        1. leon

          I wonder if all you have to do as a Fascist state, to get the big tech companies on board, is call yourself communist.

  20. leon

    “Stormy Daniel accuses Avenatti of suing Trump for defamation against her wishes, in addition she also does not know what he has done with the money that was crowdfunded for her.”

    Avennati wouldn’t be the first President to be disbarred… /prog true believer

    1. Drake

      Was this ever going to end any other way?

  21. straffinrun

    We Need a High Wall With a Big Gate

    Since Republicans have completely caved to Trump’s craven exploitation of immigration as a wedge issue, the country, as usual, needs the Democrats to be the adults and put forward a realistic, comprehensive approach to immigration, which now requires two parts.

    I’m guessing some internal polling or just an ounce of sense kicked in and they are trying to co opt Trump’s message.

    1. leon

      “Since Republicans have completely caved to Trump’s craven exploitation of immigration as a wedge issue”

      Ahem… I mean it takes two to make a wedge issue… It’s just that one side decided that “compromising” is stupid if you’re the only one making concessions all the time.

      1. AlexinCT

        The fact that poll after poll keeps coming back with 72% or higher numbers of people saying this is out of control and needs to be stopped could not have anything to do with their sudden course reversal right after the election that was no blue wave, right?

        1. leon

          I don’t know about the “no blue wave”. I’d have to look at what was expected and what was usual. Picking up 38 seats was big. I think it’s disingenuous of us to use the failure to pick up the senate as a reason to discount the “Blue Wave”, since it was never in the cards, the Democrats had way more seats open than the Republicans and in more competitive races.

          1. straffinrun

            Team Blue wins eventually. It’s the nature of the state even if the Team Blue person has an “R” in front of their name.

          2. Count Potato

            I’m still surprised how well the Democrats did in the House. Then again, too many people get all their news from lefty sources.

          3. AlexinCT

            Considering the historical trends, the amount of money that team blue spent, and the constant shrieking by the dnc operatives with bylines, that they lost seats in the senate is simply astounding. While 38 seats gained in the house seems to be a large number, I point out that a large number of those seats had the incumbent bow out (and those incumbent were all team red if II recall correctly), making these elections a very non-standard thing. Look at what happened under Obama, and he was heavily favored by the usual dnc operatives, had high approval ratings, and the donkeys outspent the elephants big-time, only to lose both the house and the senate by real large numbers.

            A blue wave this was not, which is why we have not heard that claim anymore.

          4. that they lost seats in the senate is simply astounding.

            Disagreed. As I’ve said before, this midterm was about as mundane as it gets. The senate pickups were largely due to the Obama reelection in 2012 pushing purple senate seats to light blue. Then, when all those democrats came up for reelection in 2018, the results swung back to previous norms. Maybe 1 or 2 senate seats went red because of Kavanaugh. Maybe 5 or 6 house seats went blue because Trump is a meanie. Overall, the effect of all the rhetoric was negligible.

          5. prolefeed

            Per Wikipedia, the median loss of House seats in midterms (half lost more, half lost less) for sitting Prez’s party from 1910 to 2014 was -28. The mean loss was -31. The range was from -77 to +9.

            I’d say the Republicans did slightly worse than the average election. It wasn’t a blowout like Obama losing 63 seats in 2010.

          6. DrOtto

            The party opposite the president taking the house is a statistical norm in mid-terms. They took it with a very slim margin and failed to get the Senate. It wasn’t a blue wave.

          7. The Last American Hero

            The utter revulsion at Trump was supposed to flip both houses, and the House by a much bigger margin. Blue Tsunami, it was being called. The end result was typical mid term swing.

          8. creech

            I’m afraid the GOP is whistling by the graveyard. The economy was roaring at this mid-term. Voters don’t go to the polls and change their preferred votes just because “hey,
            its a mid term and the minor party is supposed to pick up seats, so let’s vote for them.”
            In 2016, Cal. Republican Rohrabacher won by 17% in a district that Clinton carried.
            In 2018, he lost by 4%. This is a blue wave and to deny there will be further losses in 2020, when the GOP has to defend plenty of Senate seats is just foolish. Start planning now, & gin up another Tea Party-pissed off conservatives movement.

    2. They’re just shitting on the chess board as usual.

    3. Pat

      We should get tough on the border, hire 600,000 new border patrol administrators, install high definition cameras on every square inch of the border, amnesty every person who has ever breathed air on American soil, and then do the whole thing all over again 30 years from now when the number of illegal immigrants is 10 times what it was when we started. Worked with the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 and the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996. Hell, we’re 20 years overdue.

      1. leon

        I’ve got an idea! Compromise with the Democratic Socialists. They get their guaranteed Jobs Program, but the Jobs have to be monitoring the Border. / Actually a terrible idea.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Better yet, grow a bunch of drugs and use them to ship the stuff back to Mexico!

  22. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I posted this yesterday, but the hexbag is making me repost it.

    “She seemed nervous about having her picture taken. We sat cross-legged across from one another in a field and, by way of introduction, she sang me a Celtic song. I remember the sun was blinding me as I watched her, and I felt my eyes stinging. She then read to me from a document outlining the various tortures condemned ‘witches’ were subjected to during the Spanish Inquisition.
    Capturing the ephemeral beauty of flowers
    “When she finished reading, she put her face very close to mine and told me, quite fiercely, that she would agree to be photographed as long as I protected her — and my other subjects — from ridicule. I told her that while my intentions were to represent my subjects with dignity, I couldn’t control what people would say about the pictures. I was honest with her. She seemed to understand, and agreed to be photographed.”
    Denny has had many encounters like this one, with women across the United States, while working on her photographic project “Major Arcana: Witches in America” — an expansive visual document of the modern face of witchcraft. The stirrings of the project began in 2013 when, having grown up just outside of Boston, she was researching her family’s history in the New England area.

    1. I said it before and I’ll say it again: “Oh, FFS.” If you want to be free from ridicule, don’t act ridiculously. I’ve actually known a few Wiccans and they don’t do all this silly bullshit. I mean, don’t get me wrong, they’re big ol’ hippies, but they aren’t all “My spirit name is Shadowfax Raindancer” and shit. You’re supposed to cut that shit out once you graduate high school.

      1. leon

        “Shadowfax Raindancer”

        Very close to my Porno name…

        1. AlexinCT

          Richard Hurtz is my name… My friends call me “Big Dick”… Big Dick Hurtz.

    2. Michael

      Brooklyn seems to be a fertile breeding ground for the intractably stupid.

      1. Rhywun

        Meh. There’s more than 2M of us. Most of whom don’t parade themselves in front of the media.

  23. Drake

    So the comments have not been loading correctly for me in Chrome or Firefox for over a week. I’ve fiddled with setting to no avail.

    How do I fix it?

    1. Pat

      Working for me on Firefox, Chromium and Falkon.

    2. Nephilium

      What add-ons do you have installed?

    3. leon

      Have you checked the thermostat?

    4. R C Dean

      Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?

        1. commodious spittoon
    5. What does it look like?

      1. Drake

        “232 Comment”

        I scroll down and see maybe 10.

        1. Drake

          I just reinstalled Monocle and things seem to work now.

          1. Sometimes that’s the “show/hide new comments” button acting up. Sometimes I fat finger it when I’m trying to navigate the new comments.

    1. Count Potato

      Isn’t he a conspiracy kook?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Are you suggesting that would disqualify him? Because Donald “Birth-Certificate” Trump and Barack “Everyone who didn’t vote for me is a bitter clinger” Obama might have something to say about that.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    the country, as usual, needs the Democrats to be the adults

    Yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking.

    1. leon

      I like the “as usual” part. The party that won’t classify Antifa as Mob/Terrorists are the adults. The party where it’s acceptable to literally cry, pout and breakdown on live TV because your favored candidate didn’t win is the party of adults.

      1. AlexinCT

        Snowflakes have rights!

    2. Yes, as usual, we need the Democrats to start acting like adults instead of pissy, spoiled children.

  25. Drake

    Reporting! Guardian Report Blows Up – Manafort Passport Shows NO UK TRIPS.

    1. straffinrun

      Even if he had, I don’t get it. “Wikileaks” doesn’t even rhyme with “Russian”.

      1. AlexinCT

        They are shifting away from the bullshit Russia story that has basically fallen flat on its face to a new line stating that team Orangeman conspired with Wikileaks to put out those evil emails that cost Hillary her divine right to the office of the POTUS. You know, those emails that showed how the Clinton campaign, with plenty of help from the Obama admin, not only stole the primary from that old commie Bernie, but how democrats in general were involved in all sorts of illegal activities. I guess they are heavily invested in hoping that the effort from the dnc operatives with bylines to create the false perspective that the email content was not accurate will stick with enough low information voters for them to spend another 2 years pants shitting about evil Trump and raking in campaign donations from rich white asshats.

        1. Chipwooder

          Team Orangeman? This is Jim Boeheim’s fault?

          1. AlexinCT

            I can, as a an alumnus with an MS in E.E from the Cuse re-appropriate that name for team Trump.

        2. The Last American Hero

          Scandal free administration Alex. Scandal Free.

      2. Pat

        Wikileaks is now a Putin-affiliated cog in the vast right wing conspiracy, didn’t you know that? It’s amazing what a difference one presidential election can make. Time was Wikileaks was the heroic opposition to the Bush war machine publishing the Manning leaks.

    2. Raston Bot

      How much in damages for that kind of libel?

    3. Count Potato

      How could anyone enter the Ecuadorian embassy without them knowing?

      1. leon

        I don’t know, ask the Saudis.

    4. Big above the fold headline “Manafort may have met Assange” on my stupid local rag last night. No one but beltway starfuckers care.
      The GM plants closing are bigger news.

  26. Rufus the Monocled

    The case of CERN v. Alessandro Strumia. Parties have been sworn in, you may take a seat….except SJW please wait outside since law is part of the patriarchy.

    Pretty harrowing. I didn’t realize there was a ‘Particles for Justice’ (look them up. Read it. Weep). The people who joined should be permanently embarrassed just on that horrible name alone.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOCIke7zLMo

    1. leon

      From their website:

      “On Friday, September 28th, 2018, a talk was given at CERN by Alessandro Strumia, a well-known particle theorist who is a Professor of Physics at the University of Pisa and a current associate of the theory department at CERN. In this talk he argued that the primary explanation for the discrepancies between men and women in theoretical physics is that women are inherently less capable. As particle physicists, we are appalled by Strumia’s actions and his stated views on women in high energy physics.”

      Now i’m going to have to read what he said because i doubt it was so simple and was more of an acknowledgement of some statistical artifact. Kinda like Demore, or Charles Murray.

      I think that some Progressives have a hard time understanding statistics (NOTE: i think most people have a hard time understanding statistics, but i’m just offering on example for why), in part because collectivizing is part of their thought process (look at me doing the same). If you think collectively you will probably apply statistics about a general population down to any member of that population. But statistics are just aggregates and you can only get an aggregate view from them.

      1. Mr Lizard

        ‘PUT HIM AGAINST THE WALL OF DEAD PATRIARCHY!!!’

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s more cynical than that.

        Strumia pointed out that female physicists get hired with half the typical citations as males and are advance in their careers with half the citations that are required for men.

        It wasn’t even close. He was blowing up the myth that the physics world is stacked against women, when in effect it is stacked in their favor by a factor of two.

        Needless to say, the progs went ballistic. They don’t tolerate wrongthink.

        1. leon

          Imagine if it were the opposite. We’d never hear the end of how the Physics world is staked against women. In other words, we’d get the same results.

        2. AlexinCT

          His crime was to not accept the bullshit and state reality, and nothing pisses off the SJW crowd more than people that refuse to just accept their bullshit.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            What’s troubling is thousands of people lent their name to PFJ.

            It’s outrageous.

            Then again, being brilliant doesn’t mean you’re wise or smart about everything.

            I have a doctor friend who argues and insist, ‘free speech ends at someone’s offense’.

          2. Pat

            What’s troubling is thousands of people lent their name to PFJ.

            What does the People’s Front of Judea have to do with this?

          3. leon

            What have the Physicists ever done for US!?!

          4. BakedPenguin

            Splitter!

          5. whiz

            I have a doctor friend who argues and insist, ‘free speech ends at someone’s offense’.

            I assume you told him that you were offended at that remark.

          6. wdalasio

            It’s the top-down Idiocracy I’ve been discussing. Basically, they’re saying you can’t cite verifiable, objective, fact if it contradicts the narrative. In physics. Who the fuck do they think they’re going to get to be physicists under those terms. Most of these guys can easily enough trade in their diplomas for six figure jobs on Wall Street. The reason most don’t is because they actually have a thing for discovering the truth. Now, they’re being told that the truth is whatever the party dictates.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        It’s exactly like Damore and Murray. The video does a decent job of summarizing what he presented.

      4. commodious spittoon

        Progressives have a hard time understanding statistics

        Well, they are the party of women.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m about halfway thru. Thanks.

    3. straffinrun

      Fiamengo has been on my radar for about a year. It was nice to see Rubin and Woods have her on their shows. To be perfectly honest, it took a while to get over her bizarre appearance. Wish I had a Lit. prof like her in University.

    4. whiz

      Being in the same field (I have referred to many papers with A. Strumia as one of the authors), I feel like I should sign the petition supporting him. However, that might not be the best for me in the long run (even though I do have tenure and will retire in a few years anyway).

  27. Chipwooder

    Since I missed the sibling thing last night……I have one sister. I am eight years older to her. We get along quite well, but we’re not really confidantes or anything, so I guess whether we’re particularly close depends on how you define that term. As far as birth order goes, being two siblings eight years apart means that in some ways we’re each kind of only children. I was an only child for the first half of childhood, and she was the only child in the house for the second half of hers. I moved cross country when I was 22 and she was 14, so I only saw her occasionally for the12 years that followed, until I moved back here in 2011. That distance kind of precluded us from being THAT close, I think. While we share some things in common, on the whole we’re very different people. She’s extroverted and has a million friends, I’m introverted and only have a few very close friends. Although she spent much of her professional life working in Republican politics, she has grown very much into the stereotypical wealthy liberalish suburban white woman, the sort that much ink has been spilled about in the midterm postmortems.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      /looks around. Gingerly stretches arms out.

      Hug?

      /shrugs shoulders to others in room.

      1. Chipwooder

        Hah….didn’t intend it to sound sad. Like I said, we get along great, see each other every week at our parents’ usual family Sunday dinner, our kids play together all the time. We just don’t have the deepest kind of sibling bond.

    2. Viking1865

      “Although she spent much of her professional life working in Republican politics, she has grown very much into the stereotypical wealthy liberalish suburban white woman, the sort that much ink has been spilled about in the midterm postmortems.”

      Yeah sounds about right. That’s honestly why the country is completely fucked. She’s not at all unique among Republican operatives. More the norm honestly.

      The reason the Dems win, long term, is that their party hacks and operatives say to the base “We can’t get all of your goals right now, but we can get 25% of them, and then we will push on the rest next chance we get.” Then they do it.

      Meanwhile in the Republican Party you have the party hacks and operatives saying to the base “None of your goals are actually attainable, all we can do is give ground slowly. It’s literally impossible to do any of the shit we run on.” They consider a victory to be “The Democrats didn’t cum in our hair this time, they let us swallow. Yay GOP!!!!!!”

      The leadership of the Republican Party, even the “conservatives” are basically a Kennedy Democrat, politically speaking. If you sat down the average GOP politician with the federal budget and a red pen, he’d cut a few things. Might even balance it at a trillion. If you sat down the average Republican voter with the federal budget and a red pen, he’d need a whole box of red pens.

      1. Chipwooder

        She worked for years for Eric Cantor and was giddy that Brat lost, so yeah, you can draw your own conclusions on that one. She’s more the kind of squishy Republican who hates Trump and doesn’t want to be an outcast among her lefty friends.

  28. Pat

    US life expectancy drops again as overdoses climb

    Life expectancy in the United States dropped yet again as drug overdose deaths continued to climb — taking more than 70,000 lives in 2017 — and suicides rose, a US government report said Thursday.

    The drug overdose rate rose 9.6 percent compared to 2016, while suicides climbed 3.7 percent, said the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) National Center for Health Statistics.

    As a result, the average life span in America dropped to “78.6 years, a decrease of 0.1 year from 2016,” said the report.

    The data comes as the United States grapples with a vast opioid epidemic, fueled by addiction to prescription painkillers as well as street drugs like heroin and synthetic opioids including fentanyl.

    1. leon

      What we need is some common sense Drug Control….

      1. AlexinCT

        What they need to do is split the statistics out so drug related suicides are not counted along with deaths caused by drug related crime…

    2. LJW

      Life expectancy calculations are a sham.

      1. Pat

        They also use the terms “life expectancy” and “average life span” interchangeably even though they aren’t, so I’m not even sure exactly which measure was moved.

    3. WTF

      Opioid use is not a communicable disease, so there is no “opioid epidemic”. And maybe if prescription painkillers weren’t so restricted and controlled by arbitrary government diktats, there wouldn’t be so much use of dangerous and unreliable black market drugs.

    4. Count Potato

      Daily Mail is more honest about the cause:

      “Drug overdose deaths soared 10% in 2017 driven by fentanyl flooding the US from China

      Fentanyl, the synthetic opioid 100 times stronger than morphine, was the driving culprit, alone accounting for a 45 percent increase in deaths between 2016 and 2017.

      But experts say that after legislation in several states set limits on prescription painkillers, users turned to illicit opioids like fentanyl to feed their addiction, worsening the already deadly epidemic.”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6439249/Drug-overdose-deaths-soared-10-2017-driven-fentanyl-flooding-China.html

  29. Juvenile Bluster

    CNN commentator Marc Lamont Hill calls for the destruction of Israel

    No, wait, he just calls for a one-state solution where everyone will live in peace and harmony. My bad!

    1. straffinrun

      First damn comment:

      Colette Gaiter

      @cgaiter @AnneBayefskyさん、@TempleUnivさん、@marclamonthillさん
      That is not what I heard him say in this video.

      Why are you making things up? I heard “free Palestine from the river to the sea.”

      Not sure what that means exactly, but it was not anything about “destruction of the Jewish state”…

      I’m sure exactly what that means and OWMC is the only Jew I know.

      1. Pat

        Not sure what that means exactly

        Then why did you bother with the rest of the sentence, hon?

      2. Tonio

        I know this nice single (((woman)))…

      3. Juvenile Bluster

        I’m sure exactly what that means and OWMC is the only Jew I know.

        You didn’t have to be this mean to my face, man. 🙁

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I mean, it’s right there in his handle! Jew-venile…

        2. straffinrun

          Ooops. As pointed out above, I’m drunk. *Apologies.

      4. Gadfly

        Why are you making things up? I heard “free Palestine from the river to the sea.”

        This person probably thinks “the Jewish question” is an innocent phrase as well. After all, it says nothing about the destruction of the Jewish state, it’s “just asking questions”. SMH

    2. leon

      “One-State Solution”

      hmm, doesn’t seem definitive enough, needs more finality.

    3. Gillespie

      He just wants Palestine to be free all the way up to the sea. If only Israel was just not in the way.

      *SMDH*

      1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        How can you be against freedom?

  30. DOOMco

    Anyone have a recommendation for a wireless card for my desktop?
    I have thought of all possible ways to avoid this, but it’s not going to happen in the current situation.
    I’d love to be able to play some games online again.
    The WiFi is of good quality, so if the card is ok or good, it should be fine.
    Any input would be great!

    Oh. I have 29 inches of snow in the last 48 hours. I didn’t have power for the last 28.

    1. Pat

      PCIe > USB. Don’t expect ethernet performance though, even if you’re 5 feet from a 5 Ghz signal.

      1. DOOMco

        Yeah. I know it’s gonna suck for speed. Hoping it’ll pull something acceptable until I can figure out how to wire something over to it.

        1. Pat

          Speed actually won’t be the biggest issue, throughput and packet loss will be. Due to logistical issues I had to play games on wireless for a couple years. You drop a few packets, lag, say a few curse words, rinse and repeat every couple hours. There’s worse things.

          1. DOOMco

            I can handle that I think. It’ll be a few “how did you see me?!” Outbursts probably.

          2. The Sleeper

            Skip the wireless card and look up getting some Powerline adapters. Plug an ethernet cable from your modem into the adapter, plugged into the wall. Plug in a second adapter at your PC and run an ethernet cable from it to your PC.

            I was getting awful performance on my wifi until I started using them . Any of these should work.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      You mean like a PCI adapter or a USB one? Friend of mine got this one (PCI) when I was helping him pick parts to build a computer earlier this year, seems to work fine for him. https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16833704241

      It was 48 degrees here this morning. Saw a ton of kids with hat/scarves/gloves on.

      1. Gillespie

        Any frozen iguanas too?

        1. BakedPenguin

          I have a tiny lizard in my bathroom sink, if that helps.

          *Much preferred to roaches. I try to chase them outside live when I can. Florida problems*

      2. DOOMco

        Hoping pci, I think they have a slightly better speed than usb. That one looks good.

        The Subaru got stuck in the foot of snow on the road. They aren’t great when no one’s plowed. There’s just so much heavy snow.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Yeah, been there (when I lived in Syracuse).

          Most fun I ever had driving was the day before Thanksgiving in 2000 after a huge lake effect snowstorm blew through.

    3. If you’re in the market for a mobo upgrade any time soon I’ve noticed a bunch that have on-board WiFi. I just picked one up and gave it a whirl, although I’ve got a wired connection. Down was fine, up was poo, and that’ll kill you for online games.

      1. DOOMco

        Yeah I’m a little worried about it but wired isn’t going to be an option for a while there. Mobo soon, but this will be a stop gap

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    Swastikas painted on Jewish professor’s office at Columbia University

    Over/under on how long until this is found to be a hoax?

    1. DOOMco

      4 days. Not that anyone will say that.

      1. AlexinCT

        Once it is found out to be a hoax or perpetrated by some SJW that wanted to create a discussion on the topic (or whatever other nonsense these retards say once they are caught), I bet the only news outlets to cover it will be the ones not manned by dnc operatives with bylines…

    2. Florida Man

      I’m pretty certain Columbia has some…shall we say “Pro-Palestine” students.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Yeah, seen that elsewhere. If it was actually someone anti-Semitic, it’ll be from the campus BDS/SJP wing.

        But of course, they’re totes not anti-Semitic, so…

        1. Chipwooder

          Only anti-Zionist, of course. It’s completely incidental that Zionists are Jews.

          1. AlexinCT

            My take on the anti-Zionists has been that they are totes fine with Jews not living in Israel, and won’t call for their extermination as well until they have exterminated the ones in Israel first. It’s all about messaging and priorities.

      2. WTF

        And when one of them is identified as the culprit rather than some “white nationalist”, it will be wept under the rug.

        1. Florida Man

          Ooh, I like wept under the rug. Perfect for crybabies that hide dirty deeds.

          1. WTF

            LOL, typo that actually works in context. A genuine “John-O”.

        2. Count Potato

          I don’t think there is a single “white nationalist” at Columbia.

          1. WTF

            What do you mean? They’re everywhere!!

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But the sight that met them next made the professor and her students stop in their tracks.

      Anti-Semitic graffiti had been spray-painted on the office walls of Elizabeth Midlarsky, a clinical psychologist and Holocaust scholar at Columbia’s Teachers College on the Upper West Side of New York.

      You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Who is stupid enough to believe that there are Neo-Nazi’s lurking on the upper West Side?

      1. DOOMco

        Vox?

    4. leon

      If it was done by a leftist, it will be called a Hoax, but good to raise an important conversation.

      If it was done by a Nazi, it will be decried that Trump did it himself.

      1. leon

        Third option, It was a confused Buddhist

      2. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        No, in both cases Trump will be to blame.

        1. ron73440

          That is always the correct answer.

          #OrangeManBad

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Besides which, it’s at the Teacher’s College. That is prog ground zero.

      Outside of Oberlin and Evergreen, you probably can’t find a denser concentration of SJW nutjobs than at Columbia Teacher’s College.

  32. OT: This week our new IT director started. I had my first one-on-one meeting with him yesterday; more of a getting to know you thing than anything overly technical.

    After describing in broad terms what I do, I couldn’t help myself and told him about the VP’s idea of having me report to the newest person in the department.

    He made a sort of funny “what the fuck?” kind of face and said – “that doesn’t make any sense, she’s just a business analyst. Are you reporting to her now?”

    Me: “No, but I will be in a few months.”

    Him: Well I want everyone reporting directly to me. I’ll have a talk with the VP about this.

    So we’ll see what happens. He seems like a nice enough guy; very good people skills. And he should be allowed to run the department the way he wants, not from a VP who has zero computer/IS background. She’s just a paralegal, not even a goddamn JD.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Why do you hate women?

      1. Florida Man

        Why does he love Credentialism?

        1. Meh – the VP is a mean bitch who treats all of her employees, not just me, like shit. And she’s grossly underqualified for the job, given the title for diversity sake. And given control of IS because the HR VP didn’t want to do it.

          She was initially hired to do “legal services” for the company; where a company our size would have been better served by having actual legal counsel.

      2. WTF

        Because he’s a shitlord, of course!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    It’s Trump’s world, now.

    The episode comes amid mounting concerns about anti-Semitism, rebooted for the 21st century as memory of the Holocaust begins to fade. In February, the Anti-Defamation League reported that the number of anti-Semitic incidents was nearly 60 percent higher in 2017 than in 2016, marking the largest single-year increase on record and the second-highest number reported since the organization began collecting incident data. Meanwhile, many Americans lack basic knowledge about the Holocaust, such as the name of a single concentration camp, according to a survey released in April.

    The problem is not limited to the sort of symbolism that marred the professor’s office walls. It’s been just over a month since 11 congregants were massacred in a Pittsburgh synagogue, the deadliest anti-Semitic attack in the nation’s history.

    Nor is prejudice limited to the United States. One in three Europeans believe that Jews use the Holocaust to “advance their own positions or goals,” according to a CNN poll released this week.

    American schools no longer teach history, I guess. Obviously a Nazi plot.

    1. Chipwooder

      In February, the Anti-Defamation League reported that the number of anti-Semitic incidents was nearly 60 percent higher in 2017 than in 2016

      And what, pray tell, is the breakdown of who is committing these incidents?

    2. Rhywun

      the Anti-Defamation League reported that the number of anti-Semitic incidents was nearly 60 percent higher in 2017 than in 2016

      IFLS(tatistics)

    3. Gadfly

      Meanwhile, many Americans lack basic knowledge about the Holocaust, such as the name of a single concentration camp, according to a survey released in April.

      I take issue with this. Naming a camp goes beyond “basic knowledge” in my opinion. Basic knowledge would be knowing that it happened, approximately when, approximately where, who were the perpetrators and victims, and what was the approximate scale. Knowing camp names is not at all necessary info, and not something that should be expected of someone who doesn’t have a special interest in that time in history.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you can’t come up with Auschwitz or Dachau, you’re not paying attention at all.

        1. Evan from Evansville

          I am uncertain which one upset me the most, Dachau or the Killing Fields.

          The Chankiri Tree was especially horrifying.

          As in, swinging babies by their ankles like baseball bats against it. Or the fingernail scratches in the gas champers. I did both of those explorations alone, and they cause me to get quite emotional at times during docs/movies when they mention either of them. The mountain of skulls, with gunshot holes, in Cambodia is also a charming touch. Also have shelves for the ribs and femurs, etc.

          Pisses me off when people bitch about oppression and have no idea what it actually looks like in real life.

          Shit is fucking haunting.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        This is not a holocost specific issue. Most people can’t name anything about anything. In a shock to people who have spent their whole lives immersed in politics et al in preparation for a career working in the news, most normies don’t give a shit about these kinds of things.

  34. Certified Public Asshat

    MOAR Tariffs

    “The reason that the small truck business in the US is such a go to favorite is that, for many years, Tariffs of 25% have been put on small trucks coming into our country. It is called the ‘chicken tax.’ If we did that with cars coming in, many more cars would be built here […] and G.M. would not be closing their plants in Ohio, Michigan & Maryland. Get smart Congress. Also, the countries that send us cars have taken advantage of the U.S. for decades. The President has great power on this issue – Because of the G.M. event, it is being studied now!” Trump tweeted.

    I would really like a useful small truck, but I guess that will never happen.

    1. Florida Man

      Get an El Camino.

    2. DOOMco

      The chicken tax was so fucking dumb.
      Is so dumb. It’s still on the books right?

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        It is, and Trump wants to double-down and slap it on cars too.

    3. Chipwooder

      Yep. A Ranger, S-10, or the original Toyota would be perfect for me, but since no one makes compact pickups anymore, I’m out of luck.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Me too. The new Ranger is going to be a bloated mess.

      2. DOOMco

        The 2005+ Tacoma is as large as the 200-2005 tundra.

        How the heck that’s called small is confusing. I liked my 05 taco but it wasn’t that small. I would like a decent first gen Tacoma. They aren’t clean around here though from the salt

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          happening across most fronts.

          My ’03 Forester would get smashed to bits if it came into contact with a more current model.

          1. DOOMco

            GF has an 02 Forester. Things great but yeah it’s a lot smaller than the new guys.

          2. Chipwooder

            It’s very noticeable with the Outback, too. It used to be a great little wagon, now it’s this huge crossover thing.

          3. kinnath

            CAFE standards killed the station wagon.

            They have been replaced by “crossovers” that get classified as trucks that have a lower target for fuel efficiency.

        2. Chipwooder

          Yup. My dad has a 2005 Tacoma, actually. Great truck that he’s had zero problems with for 13 years, but small it is not.

        3. Loved my ’98 Toyota T100. Eaten by Michigan salt though. It was about the right size for me; as was the first generation Tundra. I also loved my ’94 Nissan Hardbody king cab, but I sold it due to the new baby in the house.

          Now the F150, Silverado, Ram, new Tundra, and the Nissan something or another are just too damn big for what I need in a truck. And the latest “mid-sizers” are as about as big as the full-sized trucks from the 80s/90s.

        4. BakedPenguin

          I have an ’02 Sonoma. Love that truck. S-10 has better wheels, but I can live with that.

  35. Semi-Spartan Dad

    I guess I’ll throw out the sibling thing too.

    I have two younger sisters, 2.5 and 6.5 years younger. Not very close to the middle the one. She lives on a different planet. Apolitical but ridiculously entitled to the point of absurdity. To give an idea, she broke down crying and screaming at me that I ruined her 100k wedding for not crossing my hands the correct way in photographs (re wedding: she married into a very wealthy family to give her this kind of lifestyle). She doesn’t come to holidays anymore or seen her niece or nephew in a long time. That’s fine with us.

    I recently started getting much closer with my youngest sister. We’re at the point in life that the age gap stops mattering. She’s very much like me and has a libertarian outlook. Her husband came from a progressive family, but he’s open to listening. I took him shooting for his first time and am very close to making him another 2a convert. They are very involved with our family and come to all the holidays and kids’ birthdays. We’ve even started inviting his parents to our holidays so my sister and husband doesn’t have to choose between.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      she broke down crying and screaming at me that I ruined her 100k wedding for not crossing my hands the correct way in photographs

      What do you even say to that?

      1. Florida Man

        I like to think he kicked her in the chest, judging by his handle.

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          My wife would like too. She loathes that sister with contempt beyond description.

          There’s no using logic or reality. All you can do is laugh at the absurdity and go find another drink.

    2. straffinrun

      Heh. I wore a 70’s leisure suit to my brother’s wedding. An Armenian and a Russian whore in tow. *True story*. He loved it.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Breaking news, straff is John McAfee.

        1. straffinrun

          The brother got married in a full Elvis costume. Vegas. It was the best wedding I’ve ever been to. He even had an orangutan there.

          1. Pat

            You got Trump to attend?

          2. Semi-Spartan Dad

            That’s awesome.

          3. straffinrun

            I was high as a fucking kite, so it’s all a blur. His wife cries whenever he puts in the wedding video *unfortunately true, too* and that’s the only reason I know it happened.

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Those are tears of joy, I’m sure.

          5. Scruffy Nerfherder

            While I was not dressed as Elvis, my wedding featured an Elvis impersonator, cloggers, a band featuring the runner-up to Miss West Virginia, and lots of moonshine.

          6. straffinrun

            I don’t know why, but Miss West Virginia runner up makes me smile.

    3. Chipwooder

      My wife has had many acrimonious moments with my mom and sister. Things are decent among them now, but what got them off on the wrong foot way back when is that they both wore white dresses to my wedding and my wife was furious about it. Didn’t understand it then, don’t understand it now.

      1. Mojeaux

        Were your mom and sister given instructions to wear something else? Usually the mother of the groom is given the wedding colors and asked to wear so ething like that.

        If so, especially, the groom’s family wearing white to a wedding is an act of passive-aggressive hostility. You want to a) upstage the bride on her day, and b) let her know you disapprove of her and/or actively hate her and/or c) a declaration that you are going to make her life difficult.

        Or it could be simple ignorance, but the wedding party should have been given the wedding colors.

        Much complex female politics going on there and if I were the bride, I’d be furious too. Unless the offending party behaves herself post-wedding party, then I’d pass it off as ignorance.

        1. Chipwooder

          My wedding was very low key if you want to be charitable, hastily thrown together if you don’t. Buckle up for story time. We didn’t have wedding colors. The full story – I asked proposed in early June, as a Marine in training to be a radar techincian at NAS Pensacola. I was graduating training first week of August. Two weeks after I proposed, I received orders to Okinawa, a one year unaccompanied tour (meaning no dependents. You had to be either at least a staff sergeant or willing to stay in Oki for at least two years in order to bring a wife along as a lance corporal).

          So, we got to thinking – if we’re already getting married anyway, and since you get extra pay if you’re married and stationed overseas (the usual food and housing allowances, plus separations pay), let’s just have a “secret” civil ceremony before I go, and when I come back we’ll have our real wedding. We’d only tell our parents about the secret wedding. I did not know at that point that her stepmother is evil. So naturally, her stepmother told her mother, who told everyone else in the family that we were getting married and weren’t inviting anyone. Much furor ensued. We decided then to have a small ceremony in her house – in Florida, you can be married by a public notary – in mid-July. We didn’t live anywhere near either of our families, so on such short notice the only attendees were parents, her grandmothers, my sister, her cousin, and a few friends. Our wedding cost a grand total of about $400, a third of which was the notary’s fee. There was no decor or colors or anything. We bought a few bouquets of white flowers for the mantle and hung some white streamers up. Had a small but very nice cake with white chocolate seashells all over it. No other food provided. Went out to dinner with our families that night.

          So, since we were now married and everyone knew about it anyway, we never bothered to have the “real” wedding”. Didn’t have a honeymoon either. As far as my mom and sis go, my wife insists that all women know that the bride is the only one supposed to wear white. She had never met them before the wedding but mom made it pretty clear that she thought us rushing into marriage was a bad idea, so my wife (who is by nature suspicious and sees slights everywhere) was convinced they did it intentionally to be rude. This was the start of a simmering feud that boiled over almost three years later when I was coming home from Iraq, was put on the advance party at the last minute so I arrived back in Arizona ten days earlier than expected, my wife was still in Pennsylvania with her parents and I told her not to bother changing her flight since it would cost money, my mother was outraged that she wasn’t there when I got home so she immediately flew to Yuma without telling me because “someone should be there to welcome you”. My wife flew in the morning of the day my mother was leaving in the evening, and all-out screaming commenced. Things quieted down after that and they are on cordial terms now but my wife has always held a bit of a grudge since.

          1. ron73440

            That’s messed up, but for a “let’s get married before I go overseas” wedding, I’ve heard worse from some of my troops.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Your mom sounds like kind of a bitch. Please don’t take it as an insult, I say this as a commiserater. My mom wore white to my wedding on purpose, has threatened to kidnap my oldest to get him baptized in the “right” kind of church, and is an amphetamine and gambling addict who would rather go on casino-comped cruses than see her grandchildren during Christmas.

          3. Chipwooder

            Yikes…..my mom can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but nothing like that. Fabulous grandma to the kids – that’s actually the main reason my wife started to like her more, once we had kids and my mom visited all the time and bought tons of stuff for the kids, while her evil stepmother made it seem like visiting the kids was an imposition and her cheapskate ass hardly bought anything.

            My mom has indeed been a bitch at times where my wife is concerned (but then I could say the same about my wife). They’re kind of oil and water personalities who are never going to be best buddies or anything. I’m just glad they can be civil and friendly to each other now.

        2. Or it could be simple ignorance, but the wedding party should have been given the wedding colors.

          Even I know that you don’t wear white to somebody else’s wedding, and I’m damn near totally ignorant on this shit.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Trump wants to turn America into a barren wasteland.

    “It shouldn’t be as hard; sometimes it is,” Zinke said of forest management. “I think our practices over the period have ended up to where we are today. Maybe this is the time to take a horrendous experience like this, and move things along to where we don’t have to do this year after year. It’s unacceptable.”

    Zinke was joined on the Paradise tour by Sonny Perdue, the agriculture secretary, who also backs greater intervention in forests. “People say they want pristine forests – well, this doesn’t look pristine to me,” Perdue said, referencing the ashy remains of Paradise. “Pristine is well-managed, groomed forests.”

    But environmentalists claimed that the administration, led by Trump, who has blamed “gross mismanagement of the forests”, was using the fire to pave the way for more logging on federal land, with potentially disastrous results.

    “Donald Trump and Ryan Zinke are being dangerously dishonest,” said Chad Hanson, a forest ecologist who was involved in a major 2016 study that found that logged areas with lower environmental protections have the most intense, fast-moving fires.

    “They are trying to use this tragedy to help logging interests, which is one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen in my career. They are trying to eliminate half a century of environmental protections and turn over forests to the logging industry.”

    Well, if an academic ecologist says it, that’s good enough for me. I’m sure they wouldn’t cherry pick the data, or use rhetorical weaseling like assigning their own idiosyncratic definition of “lower environmental protections”. Everybody knows all the animals in the forest just lie down and die if you disturb their habitat in the slightest manner.

    1. leon

      “They are trying to use this tragedy to help logging interests, which is one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen in my career. They are trying to eliminate half a century of environmental protections and turn over forests to the logging industry.”

      As opposed to ignoring your kowtowing to political interests has exacerbated this incident.

      1. Viking1865

        Hey how many of the tree farms run by the paper companies have burned to a crisp in the last 20 years? Anyone have some data?

    2. Chipwooder

      Funny how the reporting was different back before the fires.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    And what, pray tell, is the breakdown of who is committing these incidents?

    Nazis, silly. All Nazis, all the time.

  38. Pat

    EU aims to be ‘climate neutral’ by 2050

    European countries have already vowed to take significant steps to curb their effect on the climate, but they’re now setting a more ambitious target. The European Union now hopes to achieve a “climate neutral” economy by 2050 — that is, zero net greenhouse gas emissions. The strategy would involve wider use of renewable energy (80 percent by 2050), a shift to electric transportation and ‘decarbonizing’ industry.

    To do this will require “significant additional investment,” according to energy commissioner Maroš Šefčovič. The EU estimated that the continent would need €175 billion to €290 billion (about $199 billion to $330 billion) per year. However, the EU believed it would ultimately save money by cutting back on fossil fuel imports, upgrading air quality (thus reducing health care costs) and improving efficiency across he board.

    It also pointed to historical evidence that economic growth and eco-friendliness aren’t mutually exclusive. Emissions have dropped 22 percent since 1990 even as the gross domestic product shot up by 58 percent, Šefčovič said. He acknowledged that governments couldn’t handle all the investments themselves, but promised incentives for private companies.

    1. leon

      Alternate: “White Liberals hearken for European Glory Days, Attempt to institute policies to bring them back”

    2. Won’t mean shit unless China and India become part of the EU.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Anyone have a recommendation for a wireless card for my desktop?

    I don’t have a “card”. I have a little usb adapter. It works fine. I can’t remember who made it. Netgear, maybe.

  40. Count Potato

    “Mark Zuckerberg could have his name REMOVED from San Francisco General hospital after a city official claimed that Facebook does not serve the public interest anymore”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6442427/Mark-Zuckerberg-REMOVED-San-Francisco-General-hospital.html

    Because he fought in the Civil War?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      If I were Zuckerberg, I’d buy the hospital just as a fuck you.

    2. leon

      Implies that Facebook every served the public interest.

      1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        Lots of people voluntarily use it, so they seem to think it is in their interest. Though we know the progs believe that the public and people are not the same.

    3. Rhywun

      I really want this City to re-assess the value of giving up these naming rights and the message this sends relative to our role as stewards of the public trust.

      Have they run out of Democrat hack politicians to name stuff after?

    4. Chipwooder

      I’m no fan of Mark Zuckerberg, but what a crock of shit that is.

    5. Zuckerberg will run for President in 2032 as a Republican.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    My point being, there was no need to open the case, just plug the little doohickey in a usb port, run the software install, and surf’s up.

    1. Pat

      For gaming PCIe is a better bus. For general internet stuff USB is fine.

  42. Count Potato

    “By some estimates, as many as 15 percent of doctors are suffering from an addiction.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6440019/Former-opioid-addict-turned-Harvard-doctor-hits-faith-based-rehabs.html

    Based on what? Although projection would explain why doctors folded like a law chair when the DEA started going after prescriptions.

    1. AlexinCT

      When you want to enact the new American dream and get rich by lawsuit, you go after the people with money (just like your rob the banks because the money is there) and doctors sure seem to be the ones with lots of money and lots of insurance, so they also, because of fears of said events, tend to fold like cheap cards whenever pressure is applied…

    2. A Fuggin White Male

      re: his criticism of faith based rehab programs

      Dr. Drew (addiction specialist) and Adam Carolla (staunch atheist) have discussed this many times over the years. And Adam’s take has always been that the faith-based stuff seems to work way better than any other approach, and encourages addicts to enter such programs. Being born again and sober getting your shit together is way better than being a junkie.

      I’m in AA, and people don’t get that the faith part of it is actually a very minor part. Some people make it out to be bigger than it is. The most important parts of the 12 steps are owning up to your bullshit, taking responsibility for it, and making amends (even if that’s tens of thousands of dollars worth of amends, as it has been in my case). I talk often at meetings about how I don’t blindly chalk everything up to God, because I believe in free will. I work on my sobriety, and every day I stay sober, I deserve credit for it. And my “higher power” are my three young daughters. That’s who I think about anytime I’m close to taking a drink, and instantly my craving vanishes.

      tl;dr… this guy is just another self-important harvard douche trying to tell other people how to do things.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    I just looked at my usb wifi adapter- it’s a linksys.

  44. AlexinCT

    It seems to have sadly come to shit like this because of the SJW types and their crusades to destroy reality.

  45. Count Potato

    “OC Southwest gate agent mocks 5-year-old girl’s name, posts boarding pass on social media

    A Southwest Airlines gate agent at John Wayne Airport is accused of being awful in front of a five-year old girl – and on social media – because of her unique name.

    The girl’s mother says the agent made fun of the name and even posted a photo of her boarding pass on social media for others to chime in.

    Five-year-old Abcde Redford pronounces her name “ab-city.””

    https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name/4784236/

    TW: autoplay

    https://twitter.com/ABC7Veronica/status/1067923437446778881

    1. Count Potato

      “I knew a guy whose name was literally the entire alphabet. He said his mom named him that because she couldn’t find the words to show how much she loved him. We called him AZ though”

      https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1068148185879719940

      How would that even fit on a drivers license?

      1. Sensei

        Just for straffinrun

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugemu

        it’s one of my favorite bits of rakugo. “In the tale, a couple could not think of a suitable name for their newborn baby boy, and so the father went to the temple and asked the chief priest to think of an auspicious name. The priest suggested several names, beginning with Jugemu. The father could not decide which name he preferred and, therefore, gave the baby all of the names. “

    2. AlexinCT

      Yeah, no. If you give your kids stupid names, they are gonna be heckled people.

      1. pistoffnick

        Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown seems to be doing alright with his $2.5M contract with the Packers

        1. Chipwooder

          My favorite names are the former college basketball playing brothers, Scientific and Majestic Mapp.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel
    3. Urthona

      It’s her parents who should be mocked.

    4. leon

      All the adults in this story are retarded.

    5. Pat

      Yeah, she totally hasn’t been waiting for this moment ever since the day she named her daughter Abcde.

    6. I mean, whatever else, this is an object lesson in why you should be very, very thoughtful when you name your kids.

      1. Evan from Evansville

        ZAPP ROWSDOWER!

        1. Chipwooder

          I wonder if there’s beer on the sun?

      2. Nephilium

        And sometimes that doesn’t even work.

    7. R C Dean

      Five-year-old Abcde Redford pronounces her name “ab-city.” “Throatwarbler Mangrove””

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Big McLargehuge

        1. Chipwooder

          Dirk Stakeface!

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Punch Rockgroin!

          2. Chipwooder

            Slab Bulkhead!

      2. mrfamous

        My Facebook page says my name is pronounced “luxury yacht.”

  46. Pat

    Climate change: Last four years are ‘world’s hottest’

    The year 2018 is on course to be the fourth warmest on record, according to the World Meteorological Organization.

    It says that the global average temperature for the first 10 months of the year was nearly 1C above the levels between 1850-1900.

    The State of the Climate report says that the 20 warmest years on record have been in the past 22 years, with the 2015-2018 making up the top four.

    If the trend continues, the WMO says temperatures may rise by 3-5C by 2100.

    1. Count Potato

      Nah, it was warmer back in the 80’s.

      1. ::break dances into new century::

        ::looks around::

        ::break dances back to the 80s::

    2. AlexinCT

      So all this talk about an imminent ice age is what? Not cool? I suspect that the AGW warmists will soon take on the ice age apocalyptic predictions as their own and present us with the same massive global collectivist wealth redistribution government idea they have been demanding we allow to solve this problem as well. Is there no problem that globalized collectivism can’t solve anymore, huh? (that was sarcasm for the drunk or slow ones here).

      1. tarran

        No matter what the climate does, the answer will be the same; energy poverty for the lower classes, wealth and sinecures in fields related to the environment and sustainability for the nomenklatura.

        1. AlexinCT

          It’s all about the top down decision making man.

    3. leon

      “If the trend continues, the WMO says temperatures may rise by 3-5C by 2100”

      All the literature would call this ridiculous 3C warming is considered the upper bound.

      1. mrfamous

        It’s been like at 0.1 to 0.15 Celsius per decade for a while now, no? I’m actually really concerned about climate change, but mainly because it seems like no one on any side seems to have the slightest interest in addressing it and would rather use it as a wedge issue for other things. Under those circumstances it’s easy to see how a real problem could be allowed to get out of control. But I’m still not seeing why the temperature increase would suddenly spike three fold.

    4. Gadfly

      Climate change: Last four years are ‘world’s hottest’

      Excepting the 75% of earth’s existence where it was hotter than now, sure.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    For gaming PCIe is a better bus. For general internet stuff USB is fine.

    Aha. I’m not a gamer, so usb is fast enough for me.

  48. AlmightyJB

    I wasn’t even aware that there was a Murphy Brown reboot.

    1. AlexinCT

      I was. Knew it would tank. And never bothered….

      I feel vindicated.

      Full disclosure: I never watched the original item either because I was well aware that even then it was primarily proggie propaganda.

    2. Apparently neither was anyone else.

    3. straffinrun

      Let me guess. She dies alone, surrounded by cats?

  49. Rufus the Monocled

    I was looking at the names who sponsored Reason during their current webathon. I notice the majority use their real names. I remember when it was it was all handles – Episiarch, Heroic Mulatto, Sloopy etc.

    1. Pat

      There’s a certain cynical part of me that’s always suspected the vast majority of names and the progress bar are just a little play act for the benefit of the users. 80% of the Reason operating budget is Koch money, and the other 20% is Koch money that’s been shuffled through a couple proxy organizations first. I don’t know why they even bother making a pretense about it.

      1. Rhywun

        I got skeptical last time when I saw some donation magically take them from like halfway there to over the top just in the nick of time.

  50. Pope Jimbo

    Just a reminder that proggies don’t have a lock on banning speakers on college campuses. Maybe they are a bit slower in their outrage though.

    UW Lacrosse Chancellor may not get a raise because he paid pr0n star Nina Hartley to speak on campus.

    He informed Gow that he would launch an audit into his discretionary spending, saying the Hartley invitation could jeopardize funding for the entire system. Republican legislators who have long been critical of the system are expected to start work on its next two-year budget as part of the larger state budget this spring.

    “Therefore, you are being reprimanded for exercising poor judgment and for a lack of responsible oversight with respect to the use of state funds,” Cross wrote.

    Frankly, I’d rather they didn’t spend any money on any speakers, but I don’t think it is outrageous to let someone who has done pr0n talk about pr0n and free speech.

    1. AlexinCT

      I would totes love her to tell stories about how she educated Ron Jeremy on the art of… erm never mind…

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      About a third of the ideological disinvitation efforts tracked by FIRE come from the right. The fact that you (and I) don’t hear about them says more about our media bubble than about what is happening on the ground.

      1. Pat

        To be fair, if you look exclusively at public universities that ostensibly have a first amendment obligation that private schools do not, the tilt is overwhelmingly to the left. A lot of the disinvitations by righties are at private schools, usually religious ones, and usually because of pissed off fundies.

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      Frankly, I’d rather they didn’t spend any money on any speakers

      In grad school, I got a lot of value out of our lecture series. It spurs a lot of insights and connections that staying in your lane won’t. Its nothing that can’t be replicated by intentionally reading outside of your niche or field, but that’s a really hard thing to do when you are in graduate school. For example, listening to a systems biology guy talk for an hour about PONV planted a few seeds in my brain that bore a lot of fruit a decade later.

      This was a STEM education, but I would expect it to be equally valuable in soft fields too.

    4. Winded

      Her activism, at least on the first amendment, goes way back. When she visited the Admiral Theatre in Chicago 20+ years ago, in addition to the Polaroids she would take with you, she also was selling some great posters. So I’m the proud owner (if I could only find it) of an autographed Nina Hartley poster, showing her from behind in a thong and heels, signing a giant Bill of Rights. Probably a good thing I can’t find it, because I’m sure some bluenose at the office would take offense.

      1. Rhywun

        I liked her in Boogie Nights.

  51. Trial to open for Ohio man accused of murder at white nationalist rally

    James Fields, 21, of Ohio is charged with crimes including first-degree murder for killing Heather Heyer, a 32-year-old paralegal, and injuring dozens of others on Aug. 12, 2017, when his speeding Dodge Challenger sent bodies flying in downtown Charlottesville.

    Prosecutors and defense lawyers are set to deliver opening statements in Charlottesville Circuit Court as early as Thursday, after the completion of jury selection, which began on Monday.

    Heyer’s death capped two days of chaos after hundreds of white nationalists converged on Charlottesville, home of the University of Virginia, to protest the city’s plans to remove a Confederate statue from a park. Two state troopers were killed during the protests when their helicopter crashed.

    The “Unite the Right” rally followed a Friday night demonstration when hundreds of men carried torches, chanting anti-Semitic slogans.

    U.S. President Donald Trump was heavily criticized for his response to the violence after he said there were “very fine people on both side

    1. Pat

      Two state troopers were killed during the protests when their helicopter crashed.

      Included in literally every report on the incident as if it had anything to do with the event rather than typical police incompetence.

      Also, this guy should have just offed himself in prison already. The trial was a foregone conclusion.

    2. R C Dean

      a Friday night demonstration when hundreds of men carried torches, chanting anti-Semitic slogans.

      I seem to recall those were tiki torches. I don’t recall the slogans, though.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        “You will not replace us” and “Jews will not replace us.”

    3. I know he’ll be found guilty because “NOTZEEEE!!!!!!”, but I still don’t get how they get First-Degree Murder out of this. IANAL, but he was being swarmed by protesters so there are mountains of reasonable doubt as to his intent; and since premeditation is pretty key to the charge I’d say intent is important. If the guy hadn’t been a “white nationalist” (or whatever) I think you’d be looking at involuntary vehicular manslaughter with a suspended sentence.

      1. Rebel Scum

        looking at involuntary vehicular manslaughter

        This is what I thought from the beginning. He is being grossly overcharged, especially considering that (unless I am mistaken) not only was the crowd swarming, there was someone who brandished a rifle at him. The whole situation is fucked for a variety of reason. But that is not first degree murder.

        1. whiz

          A video showed people hitting his car with bats/clubs, I think before he rammed the crowd (but I could be mistaken on the timing).

  52. Rebel Scum

    Stormy Daniel accuses Avenatti of suing Trump for defamation against her wishes,

    I maintain the possibility that she is in cahoots with Trump for a long-term troll and media distraction.

    1. Pat

      The whole thing culminates in Red Light District Video releasing the sextape: Horseface and the Mushroom

  53. Rebel Scum

    white liberals dumb down their vocabulary when talking to minorities.

    Something something bigotry of low expectations.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    The EU estimated that the continent would need €175 billion to €290 billion (about $199 billion to $330 billion) per year. However, the EU believed it would ultimately save money by cutting back on fossil fuel imports, upgrading air quality (thus reducing health care costs) and improving efficiency across he board.

    Any day now, Bullwinkle is going to to pull that rabbit out of his hat.

  55. Pope Jimbo

    Oh no! People are dying because the deplorables won’t listen to OSHA (on small farms)

    What’s more, because the exemption applies to all OSHA activities, agency inspectors also are barred from checking for hazards before injuries or deaths occur, and from responding to employee complaints about unsafe conditions. And while there is some evidence that small farms, on average, are more dangerous than other workplaces, OSHA isn’t allowed to provide the compliance advice to small farms it can give to other employers.

    (my emphasis)

    Yeah, I’m sure less people would die on small farms if OSHA got involved. Mostly because OSHA compliance would drive most of those small farms out of business.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Half of OSHA’s budget comes from fines. Always remember that.

    2. Pat

      If you control for the accidents caused by the ag workers speaking no English and almost no Spanish either, it’s probably no worse than any physical occupation.

  56. More than 50 guns, Nazi memorabilia found in California home

    When policed served Mitchell Todd with a search warrant, they discovered an arsenal of guns and Nazi memorabilia in his home.

    “He never really told me,” said Ryan Rasnick, Todd’s next-door neighbor. “He just said he had multiple guns and rifles there at the house, just kind of letting me know.”

    Rasnick saw police haul more than 50 guns and several pounds of ammunition of out of the house Tuesday.

    He, like detectives, is unsure why Todd kept such an arsenal.

    “That seems to be the million-dollar question right now,” said Sgt. Jim Cota of the Laguna Beach Police Department. “As we went from not only the garage, but room to room, there was one weapon after the next. It was absolutely the wow factor.”

    Police said 12 of the guns are registered to Todd.

    1. Pat

      Is it illegal to own guns and Nazi memorabilia? The search warrant was issues because he left a voicemail racking a a gun, is that really enough probably cause to confiscate this stuff?

      1. Forget it man, it’s California.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Maybe I’m just a naive rube from Indiana, but I don’t think it’s unusual for people to collect guns. They tend to be like guitars, you can never have enough when you are into them. I also don’t think it’s unusual to collect Nazi artifacts. WWII artifacts, especially Nazi ones, are very popular. My uncle had a Luger and a bayonet he brought home from the war. I still have a few bullets from that Luger he gave me.

    3. R C Dean

      several pounds of ammunition

      Tells me he was a collector, not a shooter. That’s not much ammo at all.

      1. Rebel Scum

        A strange metric to use for ammo.

      2. Semi-Spartan Dad

        Yep. I was going through some boxes in the attic looking for something and stumbled across some ammo that I’d completely forgotten about. Probably a couple thousand rounds. It sat there for years as just an afterthought.

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          Nice surprise though. Better than finding a twenty in your pocket.

      3. ron73440

        What kind of measurement is that?

        It kind of tells you it’s not many or else it would be”several thousand rounds of ammo”

        I remember one story where some teens got pulled over and there were “Over 500 rounds in the car!”

        It was a brick of .22LR

  57. SugarFree

    I too missed the sibling thread: Only child.

    Shocking, right? I bet you are all just picking your jaws up off the floor right now.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      At least that’s what you tell people.

      We all know it was a Flowers in the Attic kind of thing.

      1. SugarFree

        Actually, my mother loves to tell me about the miscarriages she had before I was conceived and lament the fact/blame me that she would never be able to have any more children after I was born.

        So I do have siblings, dead siblings, ghosts of potentiality hovering all around me, making me the worst child my mother ever had since they never had to try to please her as I did, and fail as I always have in her eyes.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          At least you got some good Stephen King like fodder out of it.

        2. straffinrun

          No idea where I’m going to squeeze that into the intersectional chart.

        3. PieInTheSky

          how about your twin which you consumed in the womb?

          1. SugarFree

            He was delicious.

    2. straffinrun

      I smell a Subaru Theatre moment coming.

  58. Rebel Scum

    when you’re a SJW, everything is problematic.

    You’d think the Island of Misfit Toys would be right up their alley. But no, sjw’s have to try to ruin one of the best holidays and related entertainment that even non-religious people enjoy because sjw’s are sad, miserable people.

    1. Rhywun

      They’re just being “edgy” by rejecting everything that bougie people like.

  59. prolefeed

    Since Q did the butts this am, thought I’d complement with … Titty Thursday!

    thesexier.com/big-natural-tits-38-pics/

    11 is one of my favorite porn actresses, 21, 13

    A special mention for 4 — not wild about the face, but the pose … day-yam.

    Warning: some pics NSFW-ish

    1. Evan from Evansville

      6. 18. 26. 7.

      But 6 in a landslide. Yowza.

    2. “Big natural tits” are the three most beautiful words in the English language.

      Always Angela White. Always.

      1. Evan from Evansville

        Way too big. They might be marginally fun now, but they won’t age.

        Lithe, athletic women now and forever.

        /inb4 “Who’s keeping them around?

        1. It’s a car: trade in every two years *at the most*.

        2. And “marginally fun”?

          Are you doing it right?

          1. Evan from Evansville

            Tits are great. But unpopular opinion: They look best supported and closed. Unless titty-fucking my quasi-gf/ex (not sure–complicated) with double Ds.

            Bro got with his now wife in high school. Beautiful girl. Small. Now 35 and two kids under her belt. The hottest that she’s ever been.

            I like women who grow into themselves. Age better. I’m a romantic that way, though the longest I’ve been with a gf is 3.5 years, some of that time being very acrimonious. I did have a chef’s knife thrown at me. That was fun.

            I’m short and prefer small girls. I’m reminded of the scene in Ray where Charles judges girls’ attractiveness based on their wrists. Ankles, tight stomachs and cute faces are my weaknesses. And brown hair. And wit and conversational ability!

            Full disclosure: I do have a petite Korean suit-ress with the worst kissing ability I have every experienced in the history of my life. (She would flick her tongue out, snake-like BEFORE my lips made contact…wtf is that?!) She give me a blowjob in a stairwell last weekend.

            ^^I probably didn’t need to bring that up but it was a first for me and incredibly weird and oddly erotic.

          2. “She give me a blowjob in a stairwell last weekend”

            Good on ya. Keep up the good work.

        3. prolefeed

          All tits age. My fiancee has tits as big or bigger than any of these women, and they’re doing quite nicely in her early 50s.

          Then again, I’ve dated a broad swath of women with tits from an A- cup to humongous, and liked pretty much all of the breastage.

    3. I admit I am not into the “pro” shots as much as the ones that look like they are just regular women/girls taken with phone cameras.

  60. posted late in the Sibling Thread:

    Two older brothers – and that’s it. Age gap is pretty wide 8 and 5 years due to two stillborns so I’m actually child #5.

    Because of my dad’s long weekly work schedule – putting in 70 hours a week with a lot of travel – my older brother was a bit of a second dad to me. Or else he was forced by my mom to be taken places. Needless to say I got dragged to a lot of R rated movies – like the Road Warrior – that he wanted to see.

    I see my brothers maybe once a year – not close at all to my oldest brother, he hopped off to college when I was 10 and was busy raising a family when he was in medical school.

    Older brother and i still text / email each other – quite a bit – and have plans to go on some gold panning adventure next year.

    1. Pat

      Older brother and i still text / email each other – quite a bit – and have plans to go on some gold panning adventure next year.

      City Slickers 3?

      1. Suburban Boys Done Stupid?

        Actually I’m pretty good in the outdoors; don’t know about my brother. I spent many of a day by myself at our second home in the woods where I went hiking by myself to get away from the parents.

      2. straffinrun

        Weiner Slickers 2.

    2. robc

      Missed the thread also. One older sister, 5.5 year difference.

  61. robc

    It has been 11 years since my school went thru a football coaching change. I don’t like it.

    First time since 1966 we have made a change due to retirement, so that is the only positive.

    Since I have been a fan it has been:

    Ross – moved to NFL
    Lewis – fired good and hard
    O’Leary – left for a 1 day gig at Notre Dame
    Gailey – fired
    Johnson – retired

    I dont think I could put up with another Lewis-type hire.

    1. PieInTheSky

      you have been in school for a long time

      1. robc

        Its a hard school.

        1. PieInTheSky

          Nepalese lesbian poetry major?

          1. robc

            Yes, but it is a BS degree in NL Poetry, as my school doesn’t offer any BA degrees.

            Have you ever taken Nepalese Lesbian Calculus? It is tricky.

          2. pistoffnick

            Have you ever taken Nepalese Lesbian Calculus? It is tricky.

            Harder than chinese arithmetic? (winks knowingly)

    2. Chipwooder

      I won’t miss the scumbag, knee destroying cut blocks when we play GT.

      1. robc

        Never happened.

        Seriously, no more injuries than anyone else.

        And our defensive line got cut every day in practice with no amount of extra injuries.

        Also, name a team that doesn’t cut block. There aren’t any. Sure we cut more, but everyone does it.

        1. robc

          The NCAA keeps changing the cut blocking rules, but you know what they don’t change? Cut blocking in the box. Its all about downfield and outside the box blocking, basically taking away the blindside cut block.

          D – lineman, nope no change on that, they can be cut at will. Which suggests that the dangerous part is not the straight on cut block but the cut at full running speed from the side.

  62. PieInTheSky

    Officials release video from gender reveal party that ignited a 47,000-acre wildfire

    https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/us/arizona-gender-reveal-party-sawmill-wildfire-trnd/index.html

    The flames spread to the nearby Coronado National Forest, where they became the Sawmill Fire and burned 46,991 acres owned by the state of Arizona, federal agencies and private landowners. Firefighters from at least 20 agencies fought the fire for about a week, according to CNN affiliate KGUN-TV.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Please tell me the person for which the gender was being revealed wasn’t 12 years old.

    2. Rhywun

      He also was ordered to pay $8,188,069 in restitution, starting with an initial payment of $100,000 and monthly payments thereafter.

      Why don’t they just toss him in prison and throw out the key? Same end result.

      “Sorry, Junior, no college for you. Or food or clothing.”

      1. Chipwooder

        Seriously. Why don’t they order him to hand over a Fabrege egg and a Picasso while they’re at it?

    3. Count Potato

      So was it a boy or a girl?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Most likely, yes.

        1. Can’t be sure nowadays though.

  63. The Monopolization of America
    In one industry after another, big companies have become more dominant over the past 15 years, new data show.

    The federal government, under presidents of both parties, has largely surrendered to monopoly power. “The ‘anti’ in ‘antitrust’ has been discarded,” as the legal scholar Tim Wu puts it in his new book, “The Curse of Bigness.” Washington allows most megamergers to proceed either straight up or with only fig-leaf changes. The government has also done nothing to prevent the emergence of dominant new technology companies that mimic the old AT&T monopoly.

    This meekness has made possible the consolidation of one industry after another. For a long time, though, it’s been hard to figure out precisely how much consolidation. The available statistics just aren’t very good, which isn’t an accident. In 1981 — around the time that the Reagan administration was launching the modern pro-monopoly era — the Federal Trade Commission suspended a program that collected data on industry concentration.

    Fortunately, researchers in the private sector have recently begun filling in the gaps. On Monday, the Open Markets Institute — an anti-monopoly think tank — is releasing the first part of a data set showing the market share that the largest companies have in each industry. You can see the main theme in the charts here: Big companies are much more dominant than they were even 15 years ago.

    1. PieInTheSky

      I blame free marked fundamentalism myself

    2. robc

      The problem isn’t antitrust. It is regulation that favors big over small and medium sized company.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s also due to an economy completely driven by debt and extremely low interest rates.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Surrendered” my ass, the government prefers it that way.

    4. Pat

      Certainly there’s nothing about the regulatory state that could possibly account for a bias towards consolidation and large institutions. It’s not like large cap companies are uniquely able to comply with hundreds of thousands of pages of banking, environmental, labor and health care regulations.

      1. commodious spittoon

        But hey, at least we got Christian bakers to bake the cake, and ran that one pizza parlor out of business. And we came so close to forcing nuns to pay for contraception. SUCCESS!!!

  64. Rebel Scum

    College professors: ‘We suck and we don’t want you to be able to tell us we suck’

    A University of California, Berkeley professor suggested scrapping end-of-semester student evaluations for hiring, promotion, and tenure decisions after claiming that the grades and evaluations are biased against female instructors and people of color.

    “Over the next few weeks, students will get the chance to evaluate their professors and TAs. They’re going to get it wrong,” UC Berkeley history professor Brian DeLaytweeted on Sunday. “They’ll be harder on women and people of color than on white men. Tenured white male faculty, in particular, should help their students understand this.”

    Having rated many a professor and discussed such ratings and general opinions about professors among acquaintances while in college, I can safely assert that these people are racist and/or are seeking yet another avenue to avoid scrutiny. And, again, I am amused at how leftists have come full circle to calling non-Caucasians “colored”. At least it is not dehumanizing like “black and brown bodies”.

    1. Chipwooder

      The undergraduate student body at Berkeley is a seething cauldron of white supremacy and patriarchy. This is indisputable.

    2. SugarFree

      Berkeley has white male professors? Why? Why would they want them and why would anyone like that want to work there?

      It’d be like me, with my terrible shellfish allergy, working at Joe’s Crab Shack.

      1. Chipwooder

        But so much of your work DOES involve crabs, I thought.

        1. SugarFree

          Only at a literary distance…

    3. I can only imagine the kind of evaluation the one female Chinese math TA I had in college got. She could barely speak English and whispered everything while trying to teach us in a secondary class.

    4. Rhywun

      claiming, without evidence, that the grades and evaluations are biased against female instructors and people of color

      Fixed.

    5. commodious spittoon

      The only negative evaluations I’ve given were for white men. Both were assholes. One routinely cancelled class and refused to email notices. The other was a surly, combative dick.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      My favorite professor at Memphis State was a hard ass from Nigeria. Before he handed out the rating sheets he would write “arrogant” on the board and tell us that it irritated him when so many people misspelled that word on the reviews.

      I’m sure he got a lot of negative reviews because his tests were hard as hell and he wasn’t shy about telling us how easy American schools were. If you didn’t mind his abrasive behavior he was a great teacher. New his stuff and made you learn it.

      1. ron73440

        That’s awesome, I’ll bet people still misspelled it though.

      2. Chipwooder

        You went to Memphis State? What years? My uncle taught there for a few years around 1988-93 or so (I think?)

      3. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        Probably the best professor I ever had was like that. He’d start class early and finish class late. The tests were hard, but if you paid attention you could do well.

  65. Count Potato

    “In academia, censorship and conformity have become the norm

    A new academic journal, titled The Journal of Controversial Ideas, launching in the new year, will be peer-reviewed and offer a diverse range of viewpoints, calling upon liberals, conservatives, as well as those who are religious and secular, to submit their work. Most notably, it will allow academics to publish under pseudonyms.

    Much of the response to this journal has been criticism alleging that only academics with hateful ideas would require the option to publish under a pseudonym. In truth, facts today are deemed controversial if they deviate from accepted narratives, and professors must self-censor out of fear of being condemned and losing their jobs.

    Based on conversations I’ve had with colleagues still working in academia and from what I can tell about recent cases of censorship, the antagonism is primarily from left-leaning colleagues attacking other liberals. The problem has been increasing and was the reason I chose to leave the field of sex research.”

    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-in-academia-censorship-and-conformity-have-become-the-norm/

    1. PieInTheSky

      alleging that only academics with hateful ideas would require the option to publish under a pseudonym. – true, depending on definition of hateful ideas

    2. I would love to engage in some practical sex research with her.

      1. PieInTheSky

        with those boobs?

        1. Variety is the spice of life my vampiric friend.

      2. Evan from Evansville

        *inquires*

        We can certainly agree on that. Gettin’ a warm, fuzzy feeling and it ain’t (just) the soju….

  66. PieInTheSky

    Canada: mother and baby killed by grizzly bear in Yukon

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/28/canada-mother-baby-killed-by-grizzly-bear-yukon

    while the story is sad and all, I found something intresting

    Théorêt, a grade six French immersion teacher at Whitehorse elementary school, was on maternity leave with her child. She and partner Gjermund Roesholt had planned to spend some of those months on their trap line – a large parcel of land leased from the government to trap animals for fur.

    Roesholt had gone out to check the couple’s traps on Monday afternoon, but on his way back, he was charged by the bear, 100m from the couple’s cabin.

    Canadian teachers still go trapping for fur? Weird

    1. Pope Jimbo

      What did the bear charge him with? Trespassing? Trapping violation?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Worse. An effective 30% interest rate on a 2 week pay-day loan 🙁

      2. PieInTheSky

        He shot and killed the bear, but when he reached the cabin he found that it had already killed his partner and their daughter.

        “Upon returning to the cabin, he found the bodies of his wife and child just outside the cabin,” the coroner’s report said. It is believed the pair had been out for a walk – either late morning or early afternoon– when they were attacked by the same bear.

        I mean that is kinda fucked up

        1. Pope Jimbo

          No way. He timed that shit perfectly. He got the max newlywed sex out of his marriage. He got the profound joy of having a child.

          Now he doesn’t have to deal with the wife becoming a shrew or his kid growing up to be a jerk teen ager.

          He also gets the Costanza effect. A great story that makes any new women he meets think he’s a great guy who needs their “consoling” love. Sure it might be weird making love to these future women on the bear skin rug, but I’m sure you get over that.

          1. PieInTheSky

            sometimes i forget where i am posting

          2. Semi-Spartan Dad

            Sure it might be weird making love to these future women on the bear skin rug, but I’m sure you get over that.

            I too wondered if he taxidermied the bear.

          3. Fuck that. He taxidermied his wife.

          4. Now that’s a RealDoll

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          I mean that is kinda fucked up

          I know: what is any decent Canadian doing with a gun? Does PM Zoolander know about this? I call bullshit on the entire when-seconds-count-Dudley-Doright-is-only-hours-away thing.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            The Yukon is not Toronto.

  67. Count Potato

    “Alexa is a 24-year-old influencer and ambassador for a vegan-condom brand. She is obsessed with Instagram, but often feels nervous about what her followers think of her. @1843mag gets inside the mind of a millennial”

    https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1067876720756383744

    https://www.1843magazine.com/features/meet-alexa-inside-the-mind-of-a-digital-native

    1. PieInTheSky

      24 is kinda of tail end of millennials right?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Yes

      2. Pat

        Depends who you ask. Various different demographers have defined “Millennial” as early as 1977 and as late as 2004.

        1. Via wiki:

          “Demographers William Straus and Neil Howe who are widely credited with coining the term, define millennials as born between 1982–2004.”

        2. Chipwooder

          1977?? Christ, that makes me almost a Millennial – I was born a mere three weeks before 1976 ended. I will NOT stand for this.

      3. ChipsnSalsa

        I need this put into Units of Evan

    2. Chipwooder

      Breaking out the electron microscope for that navel gazing, huh

    3. Pat

      This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just one more example why I banned social media in my house.

    5. “vegan-condom”

      She don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone amirite?

    6. davepaisley
      19h19 hours ago
      Replying to @TheEconomist @1843mag

      WTF even is this?

      Some sort of Onion version of the Economist?

      1. Spartacus

        Pretty much. The Economist started including their new 1843 mag with a subscription. I skimmed the first couple of issues…now they just go straight to the recycle bin.

  68. So, opposing Communism is misogyny…

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/11/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-vs-the-right-fox-news-social-media

    Bonus points: the feature is unironically called “The Hive”. Their self-awareness got shot off in the war.

    1. PieInTheSky

      wait i remember the gawker feminist thing having something with hive

      1. Rhywun

        It’s all one Hive.

      2. SugarFree

        They imagine themselves will be the queen bee, being served and adored, not one of the sterile drones, collecting pollen and vomiting honey until they die.

        Animal Farm redux infinitum.

        1. Leave me out of this.

        2. not one of the sterile drones, collecting pollen and vomiting honey until they die.

          Those are the workers. Drones are the studs. Their entire job is to tidy house and have sex once until their penis is ripped off at the finale.

    2. Pat

      On November 18, roughly 4,000 people tuned into her Instagram to watch her answer fan questions while cooking mac and cheese in an Instant Pot—a mind-blowing, over-the-top millennial-liberal fantasy that many on the right could do little to stop.

      Holy shit, 4,000 people! The fame must be heady.

      There’s 691,000 people in her district, 100,000 of which voted for her.

      1. Chipwooder

        ZOMG SHE COOKS ORDINARY MEALS IN AN INEXPENSIVE PRESSURE COOKER – SHE’S EXACTLY LIKE US!!1!

        1. commodious spittoon

          While hoofing it in pricey footwear. But she donated an old pair of tennies she wore a couple times pretending to be down and out, so all is forgiven.

          This is why I despise leftists—the pretense and the inanity.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        mac and cheese in an instant pot… why? the six minutes in boiling water is too long?

  69. straffinrun

    Wife just came home from an office party and she’s trashed. Does it make me gay that I’d rather read glibs than tap that?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes, yes it does

      1. agreed – Oh so very gay.

        1. straffinrun

          How about if I just wait until she’s passed out?

          1. Pics or it didn’t happen.

          2. straffinrun

            Date night tomorrow, so I’m gonna hold out. Gotta avoid Q’s links.

          3. Horde and accumulate your seed so as to unleash the flood of genetic source code in an orgasmic tsunami.

          4. Chipwooder

            + 1 precious bodily fluids

          5. ChipsnSalsa

            ZARDOZ would not approve of Q’s advice.

    2. robc

      Yes.

    3. Perfect time to persuade her to give up the back door.

      1. PieInTheSky

        gaaaay

      2. STEVE SMITH USE BACK DOOR. FRONT DOOR. WILL MAKE NEW DOOR.

      3. Pat

        I know I’m going to catch flack for this, but butt stuff is gross.

        1. *launches flack*

      4. Then you can celebrate your Analversary!

    4. TARDIS

      If you don’t provide service when requested, you are being selfish.

      On that note, my wife is dragging me out shopping.

      Congrats to Banjos for being young enough to have a five year old. My marriage just turned 28 today.

      *Reaches for walking cane.

    5. PieInTheSky

      don’t listen to them. you are a gentleman who requires affirmative consent.

    6. Chipwooder

      Liberace level gay, yep. I don’t care to go into details, but my wife has been much more adventurous in the very few times she’s been really drunk during the course of our marriage.

      1. straffinrun

        We’re talking barely standing trashed. She’s a great wife and a, uh, good mother. I just can’t. She crashed face first on the bed and fell asleep within a minute. Sorry, but no.

        1. Chipwooder

          OK, that’s a bit beyond what my wife has been.

        2. prolefeed

          Naw, passed out drunk is time to give it a pass. Unless waking her up by fucking her is one of your fantasies, then go for it.

          Now, if you were browsing dick pics and gay ass-sex when she came home, you might be a little bit gay-ish.

          1. He’s not gay, he just likes sucking dick ok!

          2. dontreadonme

            “…and where did he get those FANTASTIC boots?” LOL love that one.

    7. Pope Jimbo

      You’ve been married for more than a year right?

      Yup, not gay for choosing Glibs over your wife. She’s your wife, lord knows she’ll be there tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that.

      On the other hand, any Glibs that might drop by to visit would be totes gay if they made the same choice you did.

  70. “Extra Chromosome Drag night with our royal Queens and Kings.”

    You cannot make this shit up.

    https://worldofwonder.net/meet-the-worlds-first-down-syndrome-drag-troupe-drag-syndrome/

    I can’t even.

    1. Pat

      Would it be too on the nose to say this is retarded?

  71. PieInTheSky

    in case you missed it Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Volume 7)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawkdEOyvIk

  72. Pat

    Ikumen: How Japan’s ‘hunky dads’ are changing parenting

    Cast your eyes over a Japanese newspaper, fashion magazine or manga story and you may find a new kind of ‘superhero’.

    They are smiling and handsome as they play swordfight over breakfast or take a bike ride together in the park. The father and child may even be dressed in stylish matching outfits. They are sympathetic and understanding, and they will happily do the cooking and housework.

    These are the ikumen: a combination of the word ikuji (childcare) and ikemen (hunk) – a stark contrast to the older stereotypes of the remote, workaholic father. The term was first devised by an ad salesman in the 2000s, and in 2010 the Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare launched the national Ikumen Project to promulgate the idea as a way of encouraging greater paternal involvement in family life.

    The idea soon caught on, and today ikumen can be seen throughout Japanese popular culture. But does this trend really represent significant progress in gender equality? Or do the glossy photoshoots simply add a sparkle and sheen to a superficial change in attitudes, while women still shoulder most of the family responsibilities?

    1. Rhywun

      While the Ikumen Project has raised awareness of men’s roles within the family, some commentators wonder whether it has led to actual behavioural change

      Gosh, if they don’t get the “behavioural change” they wanted, perhaps it’s time for sterner measures.

      1. +1 reeducation camp

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Or do the glossy photoshoots simply add a sparkle and sheen to a superficial change in attitudes, while women still shoulder most of the family responsibilities?

      JFC. What kind of narcissist looks at Japanese men, sees addition time pressures being put on them, and think “That’s bad for women.”

    3. straffinrun

      Nice timing. Spent my whole night being an Ikumen and don’t have much to show for it.

    4. Sensei

      Not to be confused with 草食(系)男子!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men

      (Anybody else having trouble with the Monocle script today? It’s busted here, but it’s my work PC no idea what they might have done to my proxy.)

      1. commodious spittoon

        Surveys of single Japanese men conducted in 2010 found that 61% of men in their 20s and 70% of men in their 30s considered themselves to be herbivores.

        Good lord.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          As always, Japan is 10 years ahead and 20% more extreme than US culture.

          1. People who obsessively worry about “overpopulation” (a bullshit concept by itself) need only look at the demographics of the most developed countries and put their minds at ease.

            Also, the only reason the ruling class gives a shit about low birth rates is because it pulls the rug out from under their pyramid scheme social programs that much faster.

          2. Sensei

            +1 on the Ponzi scheme problem.

          3. A Leap at the Wheel

            I’m worried about low birth rates for other reasons. But my point was that these are the same trends that we see in the US WRT adult male time-use and responsibility pressures. And its causing a mental-health / suicide epidemic.

    5. >>swordfight over breakfast

      ewww

    6. Gadfly

      They are sympathetic and understanding, and they will happily do the cooking and housework.

      So is Japan pushing for more stay-at-home father/work-at-office mother combinations, or are they expecting their men to do everything? People can divide their household labor in whatever way works best for them, but in general it ought to be a roughly equal division of labor = (home work + office work)/2.

  73. Question: one of the guys I know from my old punk rock party days is about to lose his house to foreclosure. So he started a GoFundMe campaign to raise the $5k they need to stop his house from being repo’d. They – his wife and him – both have new jobs and, supposedly, the income to keep the home for the future; but still need the bucket of cash to stop the foreclosure.

    He and I were never that close, more like sometime drinking buddies. Not sure if I want to help out or not. Seems like they could work _something_ out with the bank.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      As long as you’re cool with never seeing the money again, go ahead.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Also keep in mind that friends who take money from you quite often never talk to you again.

        1. Rhywun

          And sometimes they never stop asking for money until you stop talking to them.

        2. Yeah, once I got a sobbing call from a gal pal who wanted $1k to save her house from foreclosure. Her boyfriend decided to take his unemployment checks and spend the $$ at the bar. I didn’t give her the money since I thought it was throwing good money after bad.

          Maybe if she had put out a few times 😉

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      If it’s a loan to support a house, maybe you can record it formally as a mortgage with the county ?

      Of course, you’d be in second or maybe even third position to collect; if the first mortgage was foreclosed again later, there wouldn’t be any guarantee that the property would sell at a price that would leave your mortgage anything to recover.

      My own view is don’t help: they’ve already proven they don’t handle money well. I tend to be pretty rude about money: if I help, I become dictator; accordingly, no one wants my money. My own sister is on the verge of losing her house, but not a peep out of her to me directly about it.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        If they need $5k, given their area of town, that’s a lot of money to owe & probably represents at least 10 months worth of missed payments /late payments, etc. Hence the need for the gofundme . . . but what I am saying is this road sign for foreclosure didn’t get here overnight.

  74. The Late P Brooks

    We’re talking barely standing trashed. She’s a great wife and a, uh, good mother. I just can’t. She crashed face first on the bed and fell asleep within a minute. Sorry, but no.

    Good man. Did you pull the comforter over her before you tip-toed out?

    1. SugarFree

      Yup. And he didn’t cry too loud when he ended up jacking off in the shower. Perfect gentleman.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Are you telling Straff to give her a Dutch Oven?

  75. The Late P Brooks

    Remember when websites had a “printer friendly” version of their content pages?

    What do you suppose happened to that?

    I’m looking at a Guardian article which I would kind of like to print and read later, but I don’t want all the crap and photos. Too bad, I guess.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Fuck print versions of web sites you Luddite!

      Back in my way past days, we had a web site that supported embroiders and screen printers. They always wanted to print out certain pages of the catalog and would complain about it not looking right. Of course, they all had different printers and probably had tweaked a few margin settings or something. Trying to explain to our client who owned the catalog site that there was nothing we could really do was a constant pain in my ass.

    2. Rhywun

      See if your browser has a “Reader view” (built-in on Safari, I’ve seen plugins for Chrome et al.) and print that.

    3. Pat

      Reader View for Firefox does more or less the same thing.

  76. Count Potato

    “You can’t really compare Hillary Clinton to herpes.

    Herpes never killed anyone.”

    https://twitter.com/GarbageHumanTM/status/1066425095843799040

  77. BakedPenguin

    Watching a History Channel show on ancient Roman marine concrete.

    Goddamn, I’m a frickin’ nerd.

    1. ron73440

      I used to love the History Channel, lately it’s all antiquing and aliens, but that sounds interesting.

      I might be a nerd.

      I just finished Dan Carlin’s Death Throes of the Republic about the Roman politics and civil wars that led to Julius Ceasar’s dictatorship.

      About 13 hours long, but riveting the whole way through.

      1. BakedPenguin

        “…about the Roman politics and civil wars that led to Julius Caesar’s dictatorship.”

        Damn, that sounds good. Yup, nerd. This show is about the technology they had to build man-made harbors.

        And yeah, I hate that aliens shit.

        1. ron73440

          Damn, that sounds good. Yup, nerd.

          It was extremely good. Sometimes I would get home and sit in the car until it came to a natural stopping point.

          My wife would roll her eyes when I came in.

          1. Sensei

            I’m assuming you stopped the engine.

            The good progressives in my town put through a no-idling ordinance.

            We all have to do our part!

          2. ron73440

            Depended on the weather.

          3. BakedPenguin

            I thought about buying the Gibbon history when I was younger.Never did, though.

          4. Spartacus

            You can get it as an e-book for about $2. I have it on my Kindle but haven’t read it in several years.
            I’ll have to check out Dan Carlin.

          5. BakedPenguin

            Thx, Spartacus

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Podcasts and youtube fill the void, and do a better job. Dan Carlin is great.

  78. A Leap at the Wheel

    Anyone else getting annoyed by journOlisters who haven’t taken a science class since high-school getting all hyperventalty about gene edited babies? God these people are pathetic.

    “I DON”T KNOW ANYTHING BUT IT SURE IS SCARY WHAT IF WE GIVE THEM LAZER EYES AND NO STOMACH!@!!!!!”

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Wait until people are able to choose skin tone. Think of that shit show.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        +1,000,000 Dolezals

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        +Tropic Thunder

        1. dontreadonme

          “I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!”

      3. We could have true trannies with a fully formed penis and vagina, one testicle, one ovary and one breast.

        Xe would also be half rational and accountable.

        1. BakedPenguin

          “Xe would also be half rational and accountable”

          That’s… optimistic.

      4. A Leap at the Wheel

        My kids will never know, on account of not being able to see anything since their eyes are only going to be useful for shooting lazers.

  79. Count Potato

    “Before and After Marxism thread”

    https://twitter.com/sopbeen/status/1067709899092754434

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The preponderance of selfies indicates they were self-absorbed nitwits prior to conversion.

      1. Chafed

        Yes but still the transformations are just awful. Also, Q hardest hit.

        1. You know how venomous animals are usually brightly colored as a warning? That’s your blue hair, tattoos and armpit hair.

          1. AlexinCT

            You sir are a wise man.

            I don’t want to rain on your parade, but I concluded this a while back. I then decided to stick to the church mouses to play it safe. Unfortunately they also turned out to be dangerous creatures that were just better at hiding their crazy…

    2. Chafed

      Sweet baby Jesus.

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      Bullshit. No one gains weight under Marxims.

  80. The Late P Brooks

    Reader View for Firefox does more or less the same thing.

    Firefox, on elementary linux, but I can’t find a reader view option.

  81. Chafed

    I’m officially old. Yesterday I saw a Tiffany’s ad with Aerosmith as the music and today an ad in the Wall Street Journal for The Rolling Stones tour. Sigh.

  82. The Late P Brooks

    Just looked at Firefox help. I might have figgered it out.

  83. Count Potato

    “Rantz: King County treats e-cigs as more dangerous than heroin

    Under threat of federal intervention, manufacturer Juul vowed to stop selling most flavors for e-cigs. It will end social-media advertisements of the product, too. FDA and public health officials argued it leads to higher numbers of teens using the product.

    But one King County public official wants an outright ban, all while the county pushes ahead with heroin injection sites. Yes, that mango flavored e-juice warrants an outright ban, but heroin addicts should be given a space to shoot up. What wonderful priorities, right?

    The way the county approaches their concerns about vaping, makes it seem like they consider e-cigs more dangerous than heroin. Perhaps they should rethink their public approach since it’s safe to assume they’d freely admit heroin is more dangerous.

    Relying on “anecdotal” evidence of a rise in vape use by King County teens, Lisa Davidson, who manages substance use prevention of Seattle Public Schools, recently told KUOW that “new, cooler, sleeker products” is getting teens to vape, after some years of decline.”

    http://mynorthwest.com/1199706/king-county-e-cig-heroin/

    1. Clearly we want more people to die of lung cancer.

  84. This is like fusion; they keep promising it will be ready in a few years.

    https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/male-birth-control-gel-could-replace-condoms/

    1. PieInTheSky

      what about gonorrhea? does the gel prevent that? Because otherwise I still see two condoms in your future Q, if the women have some sense

      1. A prophylactic course of antibiotics never hurts.

  85. Death penalty debates aside, I really don’t understand what’s so bad about 9mm to the back of the head.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7817979/killers-scream-turn-purple-and-take-up-to-14-minutes-to-die-as-us-executes-death-row-prisoners-with-untested-lethal-injection-drugs/

    25 cents and 100% effective.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Execution methods are always selected by the state to further state goals. Currently, the goal is to reassure the state that the state is humane and clinical, not emotional and out for blood. Thus, not blood and no appearance of suffering is permitted. And because real life is trying to imitate 2000AD, the state has chosen a method with no blood, and paralyzes a person in extreme pain so that it doesn’t look like they are suffering.

      Its not like we don’t know how to painlessly kill a 200 lb mammal. Every slaughterhouse in the country does it. Anyone with a car and a garage can do it. The state has no interest in actually living up to their boasts of humanity and clinicality like a slaughterhouse or suicidal person does.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        clinicality like a slaughterhouse or suicidal person does

        I was married to a Trauma ICU nurse for a couple of decades. Lots of the people who shoot themselves apparently don’t know much about anatomy, guns, or geometry: an amazing fraction just manage to disfigure or blind themselves; lots of dumbasses put a pistol to the “temple” and run the slug through the eye and sinuses; shots under the jaw often blow through the palates, sinuses, and erase a bit of the memory chamber while failing to achieve the goal.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        Billions of Dollars are pouring into the coffers of the U.S.A. because of the Tariffs being charged to China, and there is a long way to go. If companies don’t want to pay Tariffs, build in the U.S.A. Otherwise, lets just make our Country richer than ever before!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2018

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          ugh….how’d that get there !?

          1. ron73440

            Because the tariffs are like shooting ourselves in the face?

    2. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Agreed. But if we’re going to use lethal injection, Chinese fentanyl seems quite effective.

  86. The Late P Brooks

    Fucking printer.

    1. Printers are evil.

  87. Count Potato

    “Scientists & engineers launched “InSight” from Earth (a moving platform) across 300million miles to arrive where Mars (a moving target) will be seven months later, landing safely to do geophysics at the Martian equator. And you have a problem listening to us about climate change?”

    https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1067986658899877888

    Christ, what an asshole.

    1. CPRM

      Well we put put men on the moon and launched a satellites into deep space in the 70s using the same formulae, so their climate science then about global cooling must have been right as well.

    2. ron73440

      Knew who it was before I got to the link.

      Can they accurately predict the weather yet?

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      He didn’t build tbat…..

    4. Rhywun

      If those engineers fudged their data the way climate scientists do, that probe would have spun in circles a few times before heading into the sun.

    5. commodious spittoon

      “Policy makers have an elitism problem: people think we’re condescending, and they distrust our hysterics. So let’s hector them and call them dumb.”

    6. wdalasio

      What’s this “us” shit, Tyson? You haven’t been a scientist or an engineer in fucking decades. You run a fucking amusement park ride. You do a nice enough job of it. But that’s about it.

    7. BakedPenguin

      Good thing Michael Mann is so honest.

      Hide the decline!

    8. Gadfly

      Get back to me when climate scientists can predict the future temperature with the accuracy that physicist can predict the future path of a projectile, Mr. Tyson.

    1. Rhywun

      Oo, a Guardian chin-stroker. Just what I needed!

    2. CPRM

      I for one never started trusting ‘elites’.

    1. ron73440

      Why is that a story?

      1. Rhywun

        Paid-ad for an attention whore. See: Demi Rose

    2. Tacit Rainbow

      Wait, why were their cellphones on during the flight? They could have died!

  88. The Late P Brooks

    “Scientists & engineers launched “InSight” from Earth (a moving platform) across 300million miles to arrive where Mars (a moving target) will be seven months later, landing safely to do geophysics at the Martian equator. And you have a problem listening to us about climate change?”

    Holy non sequitur, Batman!

  89. The Late P Brooks

    Ummm… because they’re corrupt, incompetent and evil?

    https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/nov/29/why-we-stopped-trusting-elites-the-new-populism

    That’s the article I was referring to; the one which vaulted me into Printer Hell.

    1. AlexinCT

      Stupid plebes not bright enough to accept that the top men know best, even when what the top men do makes the top men wealthy and prosperous, while making the plebes in the middle class’ life more and more bleak, all because this globalist movement only wants to classes: the top men and the plebes.

      Wreckers & Kulaks!

    2. Raston Bot

      the balls over there publishing this after the Manafort/embassy debacle just two days ago.

  90. “My middle child turned 5 yesterday, time keeps slipping away from me.”

    Oh, cry me a river. My *youngest* is 22.

    1. AlexinCT

      My only kid is gonna be 24…

      I shudder every time I think of that. It was just yesterday that he was a damned baby. Heck it was just yesterday I was not this older dude…

      Hey Pie, where do I get me a vampire to infect me so I can stop this aging thing?

    2. kinnath

      my youngest turns 40 in January.

      1. I feel better now.

  91. commodious spittoon

    Speaking of bears and woods…

    Winnie the Pooh, PI

    Who was it? Piglet? Owl? Alexander Beetle?
    I knew it wasn’t Tigger, he was out of town on a hit for C.R. He was the best damn tiggerman in the business.

  92. AlexinCT

    A great look at why credentialism harms us all:

    Today a well-entrenched class of professional thinkers largely understands expertise as the product of formal education and relationships to elite universities: You become an expert, or start to, by acquiring academic credentials. Extra points for grad school, and more points still for being a professor like Paul Krugman or Jonathan Gruber. Like the administrative class in Vichy France, or the scholar-officials of imperial China, you’re smart if you go to school a lot and excel on your exams, so you get to be in charge of some piece of the political or cultural mechanism.

    But is it working? Are our credentialing instruments producing people who are capable of practical action? To borrow a question from firefighters, can our credential-holders put the wet stuff on the red stuff?