I hope everybody got the deals they were looking for on new (or gently used) sexbots. There’s a part of me that’s sad I didn’t go into teledildonics. There’s many a fortune to be made there.

KDW continues to be solid. I wish he would just give up and admit his libertarianism. Although, “aping”, bro. That’s why you couldn’t stay at The Atlantic. Which the managing editor must regret every time KDW publishes a column.

“Dems Plot Takedown of Trump in 2020” — Does anyone else see Wile E. Coyote hunched over a drafting table?

EU agrees to Brexit. Now the only holdouts are the British political class.

NASA lands a new robot on Mars.

For the InSight robot.