Not much time to get the horoscope cast, as I’ll be making the trip from NY to TX for Thanksgiving so who knows how long that will take. Plus what with visiting family and friends my connectivity will be spotty at best. Not that it matters, as I’m sure you will all be too full of food, consumerism, and football to care. But here goes:this week:
MERCURY RETROGRADE continues. In fact it’s in alignment with Terra and Luna. So, the “Home” sign is aligned with two “Chaos” signs. Gee, I wonder why?
Also this week, and also aligned with Terra: Sol and Jupiter. So “Home” aligned with “Happiness” and “Tradition.” Seriously, some weeks this job is just too fucking easy.
In less completely obvious signs, we have Luna in Gemini. Very good news for imagination, even to the point of psychosis. Writers will come up with good (or at least interesting) ideas. Spats between friends, but nothing that will end a relationship.
Mars remains in Pisces. Conflict over food (really?), offense wins out over defense.
Saturn remains in Capricorn because fuck you that’s why.
Venus remains in Libra. Excellent omens for your love life. Mutual satisfaction all around. Sex workers reap a bounty.
Sagittarius goes bonkers hosting Jupiter, the Sun, and MERCURY RETROGRADE. Money will be lost betting on sports, expect unexpected upsets. Illegal hunting is strongly contraindicated. Stay off the archery range.
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22 responses to “There is no Constellation Named “The Great Turkey:” The Horoscope for the week of Nov 25”
Horoscope, horoscope, something something.
First.
“offense wins out over defense.”
Tell that to Utah State. Boise!!!
Since it’s Sunday, obligatory .
Venus remains in Libra. Excellent omens for your love life.
Glibs have love lives?
Something something Steve Smith roommates…
Loving a real doll is still love.
If it has a mute button, it’s true love.
For the environmental posts in the morning links – highly recommend checking out Bjorn Lomborg’s twitter postings from the last few days – great breakdown of some associated numbers. Always like to see someone dig into the meat of reality.
Thanks for the reco.
Sooooooo tired of Mercury’s shit.
However, I will not kill the messenger. Probably.
Leo must just be lazy.
Every time I see a horoscope I see stars
I always wonder what I would be like if I took an extra hour or so to be born. Had my chart done a few times and they always freak out because I’m a quadruple Capricorn.
So what does it say about illness, an I getting better, or not? I feel better, not good but better
Fortunately for us you are getting better. We missed your (ahem) witticisms. Glad you’re on the mend.
Thanks for that old man, I can only hope to get as far as you have,
Salute!
Good to hear you’re getting better.
Money will be lost betting on sports
OK, but what are my chances in the lottery?
Probably the same with or without a ticket.
Impossible odds, yet, somehow someone ends up winning.
Good grief. My phone rang last night. It was my nephew’s wife. She is a vegetarian. And an astrologer. She wanted to know the date and time I was born. She is compiling astrological info on all of our family. Bless her heart, her family is a train wreck and she has adopted our family as her own so I played along. If she only knew me better she would know not to ask me questions like that.
Oh, wait. She will figure it out now when she looks at my…stars…or whatever, right?
When she sees the shitlord sign, she shall know the truth. I guess she’ll be paying a visit to the ministry of truth soon.