Stay down.
“Hail To The Victors”, my ass. That complete ass-beating was a treat to watch. Especially after every single pundit, including Herbie, on Gameday picked the Wolverines. Hell, Desmond Howard went so far up his own asshole to say TTUN should have been ranked ahead of Notre Dame just before the noon kickoff and game of nightmares for his alma mater got underway. It was like watching the dream sequence in “Dumb and Dumber” when Lloyd literally rips the heart out of the chef and drops it in a doggie bag for him. But at least there won’t be anybody blaming this one on the officials or not having a coach’s personnel yet. Elsewhere Notre Dame looked shaky in a win, Bama, Clemson and Georgia cruised, Oklahoma won their 7 on 7 drill, Washington helped us out by beating WSU, and LSU fell after 7 overtimes and a couple dubious calls/lucky breaks that all seemed to go aTm’s way. And in a game with no national ramifications, I’m giving a special shoutout to the Golden Gophers for sticking Paul Bunyon’s axe back in their trophy case after a 15 year hiatus. If I missed your team’s result, I apologize. Feel free to discuss in the comments. EDIT: Banjos has reminded me to point out how Arizona State shoved their fist up University of Arizona North Nogales’s collective bunghole and stole the Territorial Cup.
Oh yeah, twitter is awesome sometimes.
Stay up!
Across the pond, Real Madrid got smoked, Liverpool and Man City distanced themselves from Chelsea int he title hunt and ManUre fell back into old habits with a draw against Crystal Palace. But none of that matters much, because TTUN gave up the most points its ever given up in regulation to anyone...and the Buckeyes took a knee inside the 10 to end the game when they could have tried to score and go for 2 like Woody did 50 years ago this season. Oh well, we can try to run it to 70 in Ann Arbor next year.
Anyway, for those of you not into sports and for Ted especially because he had to know this kind of post would be in the offing today, here are…the links!
Algor accuses Trump of burying climate report…by releasing it! And the incessant coverage of it by the media has ensured that every talking head in the business will be reporting on manbearpig sightings with breathless anticipation.
Go back where you came from, buddy!
I guess even Europeans can run out of patience about being overtaxed on the price of fuel. Good for them. Now hopefully they’ll start looking at everything else their governments are fucking them over on. But we all know they won’t.
Well, the EU have agreed with the Brexit deal. Now its time to see if it can get through the House of Commons. Why the brits needed the EU to “approve” anything is a mystery to me. They should have simply said “fuck off, we’re out of your club. If you want to trade and have some form of immigration with us, that’s fine. If not, cheerio!”
Alabama cops fucked up and shot an innocent man. The spin machine is already working, but this one isn’t gonna stand.
O!
Dwight Howard made the news. This story is bizarre as hell. I don’t know what else to say.
What a dumbass. He could have just followed the service cart and noted which passengers asked for extra free shit. Or which ones complained about the draft and dry air from the vents. Now he’s off to jail.
Here’s more info on the breaking story mentioned above. Enjoy.
And here’s some music for you to start your day.
Have a great day. Go Bucks. Beat TTUN (again…in 364 days)!
Good morning.
Morning. I suppose congrats to Sloopy for some football game that happened.
Why? Did he play?
Good morning!
Love that song. I used to play it for the Spawn when I would wake them up in the morning.
This one, too.
They should have simply said “fuck off, we’re out of your club. If you want to trade and have some form of immigration with us, that’s fine. If not, cheerio!”
Tell that to Jefferson Davis.
But Airstrip One has soldiers. I doubt the EU can raise an army to fight them…and the United States military.
Unfortunately, their arms all have Lucas electricals.
Last I heard, the deal creates a special tax-free status for EU politicians living in the UK. How forward thinking.
Why can’t they just return to the way things were before the EU was created? Is economic pain due to a reduction in trade with EU nations a worry the Brits have? If so, could increased trade with the US help make up for it?
Huh. OSU & MS played? Seems like I only run into Buckeyes. I actually don’t think I know any Wolverines.
They want in the playoffs – ok, they’ll get Alabama. That will be fun.
In the meantime, I hope someone put a timelock set for Dec ’19 on Harbaugh’s booze cabinet.
It was fun enough the last time.
An officer shot and killed 21-year-old Emantic Fitzgerald Bradford, Jr. of Hueytown while responding to the Thursday mall shooting. Police said Bradford was fleeing the scene with a handgun.
Someone is lying. From the article, I have no idea who.
Did I miss something? A fight, gunfire in a mall and a couple of people shot. Cops run to the scene and see a man running away with a gun in his hand. They shoot the guy. I am not seeing anything outrageous here, but of course I dont know the details about what happened at the instant the cops came into contact with the guy. Did they order him to stop? Did he stop? How was he holding the gun? Did he put his hands up? What was said? Did they just shoot him on sight?
There should be video of the whole incident. Was this a similar situation to the outrageous shooting in walmart where the cops shot on sight a kid looking at an unloaded pellet gun, or would any reasonable person have pulled the trigger?
We dont have enough info.
Either the cops or the family is saying, “Diddindonuffin.” Seriously no idea.
Inquisitir seems to suggest Derp Drumpfputin Hitler is behind killing Kashoggi.
https://www.inquisitr.com/5177910/jamal-khashoggi-criticism-of-trump/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=yahoo&utm_campaign=homepage
You can never reach peak TDS.
Good God, the watermelons are so tedious. When are the grifters gonna give it up and start a new scam? This one is getting beyond tiresome.
“THE BIG FREEZE The UK faces 32 DAYS of bad weather with snow and ice over Christmas period – see how you’re affected
Forecasters have warned the cold weather in the UK is set to hit as early as next week, with temperatures dipping as low as -13C”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/7822462/uk-weather-forecast-britain-snow-ice-christmas-affected/
ENGLAND NEVER HAD SUCH COLD WEATHER BEFORE
GLOBAL WARMINGclimate change. /meteoroderpIf you’re going with links from The Sun…
‘THEY STOLE MY INNOCENCE’ Dad forced son, 11, to have sex with stepmum in twisted bid to ‘cure’ him of being gay
The courageous victim, who is now aged 36, has waived his right to anonymity and came forward to tell his story, reports The Sunday Mirror.
He was living at their home in Bracknell, Berks, when the horrific sexual abuse started while they were playing a board game.
His dad said they had to take their clothes off if they lost.
At the end of the game, Breakspear was naked and a young Daniel was made to kiss and fondle her breasts.
Seems legit.
So courageous. The guy is a fucking hero. He should have a statue in the town square and a holiday in his name.
Pretty clearly abuse.
Yes, and the abusers are in prison, rightfully so. So why this story now? This isnt news.
The tax on petrol is to increase 4 cents with the fuel currently costing about 1.64 euros (£1.45) a litre in Paris, slightly more than diesel.
Damn. That’s 円210 per liter. I’m paying 円140. That’s $1.87 per liter. About 4 liters in a gallon. Might have mussed up my math, but that explains why they are so upset.
I thought the Japanese used the ¥ symbol.
I’ve used that key too much on live chats. It’s stuck in the keyboard.
Discussing how much you’re willing to pay for sex?
Now THAT is a euphemism!
You’re not willing to pay $7.50 a gallon to save the earth?
-climate scientist at a conference in Bali he took a private jet to.
this.
Um, we’re paying 4 something right now, in CA. When I was a kid gas cost fifty cents a gal here and 5 bucks in Europe. Ratio is very different now, especially when you consider that we have more oil than the middle east ,now.
On the way home from work Wednesday I say 2.679 a gallon here in the Catskills.
“Saw”, not “Say”.
$1.98 down the street.
Yeah, California is a shithole.
$2.11 in Misery across the river. I don’t buy in Illinois if I can help it.
$2.56 nationwide per AAA, and it’s a holiday weekend.
Algor accuses Trump of burying climate report…by releasing it!
Are we really pretending that Friday news dumps aren’t a long-standing tactic used to minimize coverage of unfavorable items? i recall Limbaugh bitching about Clinton doing it back in the day. Probably why Al is familiar with the ploy.
As if Trump could possibly minimize the coverage of anything that would put him in a negative light.
The media have been talking climate climate climate for the last two days almost nonstop.
That’s not the point though, sure the media will report on it regardless of when it’s dropped. The idea is that people aren’t paying as much attention over the weekend, they have family and dates nights, and school functions, and football games, and church and house cleaning and yard work etc… Sure let the media bleat for a few days, then come Monday when people start paying attention again it’s old news or something new has come up, a mass shooting, or a sex scandal. Watch, dollars to donuts if nothing else comes up Trump will pick a Twitter fight Sunday night or Monday morning to move the news cycle forward.
The media can report what they want to report. Nobody forces a cycle forward. If they decide not to cover the global warming sham report, that’s completely their decision.
The media can report what they want to report
Sure, if they don’t care about ratings. The media, like any producer of goods, is by and large in the business of giving people what they want.
he courageous victim, who is now aged 36, has waived his right to anonymity and came forward to tell his story, reports The Sunday Mirror.
He was living at their home in Bracknell, Berks, when the horrific sexual abuse started while they were playing a board game.
Horrific? Oh, plz.
Just climb aboard, and think of England.
Don’t forget, he was forced to have sex with a *British* woman. These people are monsters.
Now now, Dr Who has had quite a few companions I wouldn’t mind being trapped in the Tardis with.
Don’t any of you people sleep, ever? It’s exhausting.
“Is it true he only sleeps one hour a night? And he was born in a mental institution?”
Hell, I just woke up.
Who knew there was a Christmas Cat?
The numbers in that report are unprecedentedly precise. We now know EXACTLY how much damage Trump is doing to the planet.
Those aren’t just any made up numbers in a spreadsheet; they have a bunch of decimal places.
Old joke about how you know economists have a sense of humor? They use decimal places in their calculations.
“Kenzo Kash Hart turned one the day before Thanksgiving, and his parents decided to celebrate the occasion by throwing a theme party for the youngster.
Turning to one of America’s most popular time periods, Kevin Hart, 39, and his wife Eniko chose a ‘cowboys & indians’ motif to lend some cohesiveness to the fun-filled evening.
The couple, however, may now be regretting their decision as they are catching some serious flack for the culturally insensitive subject matter.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6425703/Kevin-Hart-wife-Eniko-called-throwing-cowboys-indians-themed-birthday-son.html
Turning a few Instagram comments into a story.
They’re only picking on him cuz he’s black.
Naming your kid Kash is the bigger problem.
We voted for Kash Jackson in the last election. Good libertarian name.
Wrong. We have only just begun. They should have been more with the times though and had an Indian Casino theme and taught the kids how to play black jack.
LOL perfect DM. Concern trolling over how horrible America is with a soupçon of spelling errors and tortured language.
“‘I was there making a political point!’ Emily Ratajkowski defends her decision to go braless underneath a white top during Kavanaugh protest”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6425313/Emily-Ratajkowski-hits-trolled-going-braless-Kavanaugh-protest.html
She made two points.
Point one: I’m hot.
Point two: I’m a fucking moron.
Point three: Might be worth it as long as she doesn’t talk.
I agree but I hate myself for it.
Has she weighed in yet on Corey Booker slapping some broad around? Or Keith Ellison’s alleged antics? Or the laundry list of Clinton accusers?
Or is she just pandering to the retard base of the Dem party who would smear a man and his family in order to keep Trump from making a judicial appointment he’s entitled to make?
She is drawing attention to herself. That is a celebrity’s job.
Jesus, eat a cheeseburger
“Meanwhile, Amy Schumer recently took to Instagram to defend Emily’s bra-free protest outfit, writing: ‘People are trolling @emrata for not wearing a bra while she got arrested. Well for starters I wasn’t wearing a bra either.’ ”
Schumer does her best to draw attention to herself, knowing nobody really cares.
No honey, you were just showing us your tits. We thank you for that. More please.
Very few women seem to enjoy showing off their breasts as much as her.
I have hunch your tits will be OK, hon.
Why the brits needed the EU to “approve” anything is a mystery to me.
I think most treaties have a formalized process of dissolution. Unless you want to just go ahead and invade Poland.
Ahem, there was a certain non-aggression pact that facilitated that. THAT would be the treaty that you might say got unilaterally and violently abrogated.
What’s a TTUN?
A collection of losers.
It stands for That Team Up North.
I was really hoping to see the other Mich. team get beat, and make it a solid afternoon. However, they pulled it out of their ass at the very end v. Rutgers.
Man, Twitter has not let me down in the wake of that game.
https://twitter.com/holderbylindsay/status/1066532390280007680?s=21
https://twitter.com/humm45/status/1066491000204521472?s=21
And the ever-popular Michigan superfan:
Part 1: https://twitter.com/castellani2014/status/1066439750691770370?s=21
Part 2 (with even more depression):
https://twitter.com/castellani2014/status/1066442321804345345?s=21
“I’m not gonna watch that fucking game again. I’d rather watch an ISIS beheading video.”
Lulz
Oh, thats good stuff. Salty-er than the ham I put in these AIGS
Aah, no shit? The things I learn here.
The Team Up North, that plays The Game against The OSU. Ohioans got some weird thing going for “the”.
ITS A STATE LAW!
http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/3335
I laughed that the chapter title itself is just “Ohio State University”.
OSU is just trying to distinguish itself from Ohio University.
It’s short for “Team that is no longer in the running for the coveted ‘Receiving end of an Alabama Beatdown’ playoff slot.”
In other news, my Gators finally got some revenge on Free Shoes U. I do feel bad for them, though, since they will probably have to endure another year of Taggart coaching.
I’m still not sold on Bama. The entire schedule they played this year was on a down cycle. How so many of them maintained high rankings would be a mystery if the pollsters didn’t inflate SEC West rankings every fucking fall. So it was expected.
Georgia will be a true test.
It’s true that the SEC West is down this year, although A&M seems to be improving. It will also be interesting to see how bama handles a close game, because they haven’t been in one all year.
I was going to make a crack about playing Youngstown State and Akron, but I see the buckeyes haven’t done that for several years, so I’ll have to think up a new one.
Ugh. Screw you, catacus. Friggen Gator scum.
Emily Ratajkowski defends her decision to go braless underneath a white top
Something something defend to the death your right to do so.
“Man suspected of money laundering after $400,000 found in washing machine”
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/23/europe/money-laundering-amsterdam-scli-intl/index.html
TW: CNN
Suspected? It was literally laundered in a washing machine!
Ouch. Far too many football beers yesterday.
Tell me about it. I was drunk by 3, sobered up, rallied and was drunk again by 9.
And probably sober again by the time LSU-Texas A&M was done.
I almost turned it off when he threw that pick at the end of regulation. I only left it on because I was looking at my phone for a minute and then saw the replay for the review. So I figured, sure, I’ll watch the last 30 seconds or so.
Almost 90 minutes later, I finally saw it end.
We didn’t have it on (no channel had it), was just catching scores as the other games were going on. Read about this morning. I salute your dedication for watching that to the end.
Why is Harbaugh still employed? Worse, I keep hearing the rad-yo that he’s a great coach. Not with those numbers if you ask me.
Aspirational Marxism
The plan calls for transitioning to renewables within 10 years of passing Green New Deal legislation.
The policy is meant to do the United States’ part to respond to the urgent needs to slash greenhouse gas emissions. A United Nations report last month recommended cutting worldwide greenhouse gases by almost half by 2030 to avoid catastrophic effects of climate change.
Ocasio-Cortez’s resolution, however, doesn’t call for a mandate for renewable energy. It also doesn’t specify how the U.S. should wean itself off non-renewable power sources.
The Neiman Marxist wants you to join her religion.
And, as we all know, religion requires sacrifice and unquestioning faith. Believe, America. Believe, and bow down.
The Hill left out these doozy’s:
A. The people who peddle this shit know damned well that none of it can be delivered because they are the fever dreams of a child, it is just a path to total power for them.
or
B. They actually believe their own bullshit and later down the road just find gulags and firing squads an unforeseen necessity for the greater good.
I cant decide, but I lean towards A, at least in most cases. Karla Marx doesnt seem bright enough for A so maybe she gets a B. I can still see her ordering deplorables rounded up without batting an eye.
Oh, really? I see her, a tear falling down her cheek as she sentences the wrecker to death, because it is for the greater good. Then she turns and says to the crowd, if only he had chosen the true way this would never have been necessary.
This of course indulges both the fetid anger of the true believers and absolves the guilt that they know is theirs.
I saw that episode of DS9.
Environmentalism, rights for gays, women, ethnic minorities, feminism, animal rights, gun control, thought and language police, unions, open borders, price controls….all of the progressive causes are trojan horses for socialism based on deception. Every goddamned one of them.
I forgot state run healthcare. That should have been at or near the top of the list.
First the resolution, then the establishment of new boards, commissions and bureaus, and finally an enabling act to empower the new bureaucracy to regulate things. But just like another aspirational socialist she’ll find herself thwarted by SCOTUS.
You know who else wanted an enabling act?
Nobody is gonna bite? Are y’all all asleep?
Easy answer – your physical therapist.
Defend your scrotum!
“A Monroe County woman says she spent nearly four months in jail because a roadside drug test falsely labeled a bag of cotton candy as methamphetamine.
Her suit says it happened after a traffic stop on New Year’s Eve in 2016.
Deputies said they stopped the car Fincher was riding in because of its dark window tint, but later admitted that the windows were legal.
A judge set her bond at $1 million, her lawsuit said, but Fincher remained in jail because she couldn’t pay the cash bond.
But in March 2017, GBI lab tests came back to say that the substance in the bag was not an illegal drug.
The charges against Fincher were dropped four weeks later, in April 2107.”
https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news/local/cotton-candy-or-meth-woman-sues-monroe-co-over-false-drug-test-results/93-615262432
4 weeks? Ignoring the problem of the first 3 months, 4 hours is too long.
And those responsible wont have to pay a cent out of pocket.
The citizenry of that fuckhole deserve to shell out every last fucking cent for enabling that dirt-bag gang.
“But, but, but criminal justice reform will let criminals out of jail! Think of the kids!”
-Copsucking SoCon
Well, if just one children could be saved, didn’t we have to keep her off the streets?
Deputies said they stopped the car Fincher was riding in because of its dark window tint, but later admitted that the windows were legal.
I see no problem with this.
sin,
Clarence Thomas
There isnt enough Zima in the world to help the cavs forget Fridays loss.
The Green New Deal isn’t only a renewable energy policy. It also would guarantee jobs for unemployed people who want them.
The resolution asks the select committee to take into account historic racial, gender, economic and other inequalities and consider including programs like basic income and universal healthcare, while having labor unions take a leading role in implementation.
Sounds legit.
Needs more progwords. It’s not opaque enough yet.
Good morning
The Germans are trying to accomplish politically what they could not do by force of arms. I see this morning that Merkel said “Nations have to willingly surrender their sovereignty.”
Said the spider to the fly.
Will that hag never go away?
With Trump revoking the Euro’s free meal ticket a lot of things are about to change.
Doooooooom!
With Trump waving a white surrender flag and failing to protect the American people, the new Congress must act boldly. Effective, market-based solutions exist. We know that there are policies that would help solve this problem. As a start, the House should establish clear goals for reducing pollution and holding polluters accountable. Congress should also pursue 100 percent clean energy which would spur innovation and job growth.
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Too much is at stake for this report to be dismissed. We all must come together — including those who are not traditionally aligned with the environmental movement — and push for practical solutions.
The good news is we know the cure — cutting the pollution that is causing climate change — and now it is time for us to act. That will require citizens, companies, and community leaders to demand solutions. It will require political leadership from clear-eyed members of Congress who are willing to tackle this problem.
Despite the administration’s refusal to act, we still have time to act on behalf of ourselves, our children, and our country. The one question the report could not answer is: Will we?
-Elizabeth Gore is Environmental Defense Fund’s senior vice president of political affairs.
Gore, you say? That name seems… familiar.
ps- Send money. Lots and lots and lots of money.
100% clean energy. And that would be…..?????
What the fuck is that?
If we’re being honest, the closest thing we have to it is nuclear. But the watermelons will never go for that. They’d rather rape the earth for trace elements needed for their batteries and solar panels.
For them it is all about not actually seeing the messy part. If they cant see it, it isnt there.
Who is the commenter who said they asked someone where electricity comes from and the answer was “The holes”?
The holes being the socket in the wall.
Actually this whole green energy shit is nothing but a marxist movement driven by people that want government to pick winners and losers. The approaching apocalypse is just an incidental pile of bullshit all made up in order to use fear to make people give up their rights. As an engineer I have always pointed out to these watermelons that if they really believed the shit they were peddling about AGW they would be not only demanding nuke plants for our energy use, but offering to build these for free in the third world to mitigate the fact they are really the ones burning the most damaging things for energy generation. I laugh my ass off at the sheer stupidity of these asshats when they tell me that we would have a catastrophic meltdown that would lead to a nuclear explosion, making it totally obvious they understand nothing about the physics/chemistry involved in the first place (these morons got their knowledge about nukes from fantastical Hollywood pap about Three Mile Island and some of the most skewed and unscientific pap masquerading as documentaries, so there is that excuse to explain their stupidity).
This AGW shit has never been a real problem, and is nothing but manufactured pap. and it is obvious to anyone not beholden to this globalist marxist government movement or educated by the marxism peddling asshats. If it was a real problem I contend that the credentialed elite class peddling it would have long ago given up the globalist marxist government political solution they have irregardless of the apocalyptic event they are trying to “solve”, and gone with a real engineering solution (like nuclear energy). Solar and wind are at best going to be able to produce marginal energy. If CO2 really was a problem (and I content it is not, but was made the issue because the asshats peddling marxism writ large can only do so if they blame man for the problem) we would long ago moved to the only 100% carbon free form of energy generation: nuclear.
Today’s Thorium reactors could be setup in every neighborhood, providing not just safe and cheap energy, but really solving every and all energy problems (including creating a viable electric care charging network) posing no inherent risk whatsoever. We can’t get that because the end goal of the AGW cult has never been to solve a real problem, but hand government more power over picking winners and losers in the name of social justice (forced equality of outcome for the non-members of the credentialed elite class every retarded leftist seems to think they would be part of).
Yes. We should all make a point to attend watermelon meetings and push for nuclear power.
Let’s see how far we get trying to reach those “clear headed” pols, citizens and right thinking people.
Build a dyson sphere of solar panels enclosing the sun, and run a really really long extension cable to the planet.
Usually when you build something as big as a Dyson sphere you would build it out around the orbit of Earth (golden zone) so you could populate the inside of the sphere. There would be no need for power cables as we would simply have consumed earth (and practically every other rock in the solar system and more), to build the thing, adn would have to settle the Sphere itself. I am more of a fan of Dyson warms, which unlike the sphere would consist of movable parts you could then move to the next start you wanted to bleed for energy. Heck, if we really wanted to do serious energy we should start creating artificial singularities everywhere!
“Congress should also pursue 100 percent clean energy which would spur innovation and job growth”
Alternative energy is not even able to compete without subsidies. What is this author smoking?
Someone should remind them that the Obama admin already did this, and the best results we saw were what the owners of companies like Solydra did: the owners ran off with millions in tax payer dollars leaving their “employees” tits up, and got away with that by donating a decent chunk of that tax payer money to democrat campaign coffers. In fact. I believe that every time I hear someone talk about how government should by leading/doing/forcing this clean energy change, I immediately assume what they really mean is that productive people will be robbed to make democrats and friends of democrats rich in return for fat campaign contributions. BTW, social justice sure seems to always play out in making a few connected people and members of the democratic party rich & powerful, huh?
The author is not delusional, just a lying sack of shit. Gotta sell wealth-and-freedom-destroying policies by telling the schmucks it will benefit them.
That deal being pushed by the anti-Brexit lady? The one that keeps Britain sovereign to Brussels?
Uh, subservient to Brussels maybe?
Yeah, whatever.
How I survived until yoga pants became popular mystifies me.
http://archive.is/YAO1e
I can live with 9, 20 and 34.
The best part of yoga pant pics is most of the women have booties that Heroic Mulatto and me can lust over.
I’m thinking of renaming myself Honorary Mulatto.
“Remember that these feminists don’t actually mind jokes about women’s looks and age. They only mind when you make them about them.”
https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1066385525442060288
Envy.
It always comes down to envy.
JV looks very hungry for a carrot.
And in a game with no national ramifications, I’m giving a special shoutout to the Golden Gophers for sticking Paul Bunyon’s axe back in their trophy case after a 15 year hiatus
Good for the Gilded Rodents, but I am really tired of the fucking head coach. This just means he’s gonna be around longer.
Because tight jeans, hot pants, short shorts and miniskirts tided you over?
Shit. That was a response to Q.
/more coffee
Daisy Dukes FTW!
As a Badger with a family full of Wolverines, yesterday could have gone better.
Oh well, life goes on.
Not bad for us at Northwestern!
We ended up winning the Big Ten West Division by three full games, ending with an 8-1 conference record, same as dOSU. See you in the Championship Game in Indianapolis next week, Bucknuts.
I’ll be pulling for you guys, hoping for a repeat of the Purdue game.
“WATCH: John Kerry Warns Immigration Has ‘Crushed’ Europe ”
https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1066090025656303617
Nice shirt, asshole.
Aaaaand we have a winning comment right out of the chute:
Kerry redeux
https://spectator.us/beto-orourkes-wife-billionaire/
What the heck is going on? Are they changing their tune on immigration? Already?
These people literally have no principles.
Trump’s surprising (and increasing) popularity among Hispanics has forced them to reassess their assumption that unlimited immigration is a winning electoral strategy.
I’m sure we’ll find out more when the hive mind kicks into full gear Monday but it’s sure weird hearing the same trial balloon from Kerry and Clinton in one weekend.
If a Team Blue House ends up funding the wall, the irony would be almost fatal.
We need to build a wall to protect brown people from white Americans who are all racist knuckle draggers. / DNC platform 2020.
Is this what these elitist marxist douchbags would call the best of both worlds?
If it gets them elected, that’s all that matters.
They’re saying immigration needs to be cut or otherwise white people will lose their shit and go after immigrants.
Illegal immigration is not a popular issue with Americans. There’s just no way they can polish that turd. God knows, they’ve sure tried their best. But it’s a moot point. The new woke ones who have taken over the party are going to force out these old crones. It’s going to be fun watching them turn on Pelosi and Schumer and usher in the new age of woke socialist democrats. Open borders and free everything. Please, no one disturb them.
I actually pointed precisely this scenario playing out during a conversation I had while hiking this AM. The democrats went all crazy in a desperate move to win the house & senate so they could preempt/prevent the team red spineless cunts from outing the criminal activity of the Obama administration and keep people from finding out how corrupt the weaponized government bureaucracy has become. In the process they flooded their own ranks with some of the most toxic and dangerous products of decades of the marxist indoctrination they replaced education with. Now they will have to deal with the radioactive foxes they have set loose in their hen (or is it out) house, and it doesn’t bode well for any of them. I am crossing my fingers and hoping they block Pelosi from winning the house leadership slot so we can see the party fragment and team blue members eat themselves up. And even if Nancy manages to win, she will be leading a diseased and insane bunch of people that have been conditioned to let their emotions drive their decision making.
Pass the fucking popcorn while we watch
Romethis country burn down.Yeah. The socialist left wing of the party are already threatening to form their own new party if they do not get their way. And I have to tell you, I believe them. They’re like spoiled toddlers who have never been told no. For all of the years we have listened to ‘Republicans are tearing themselves apart!’, no so much, but the Democrats are about ready to.
In a shocking twist, it’s all Trump’s fault.
Well, that was the point, wasn’t it?
And when did the dem establishment decide to take this 180, and why? So we wouldn’t think they are behind the effort to do exactly the same thing here?
Nice shirt, asshole.
What in the hell? Even Cliff Huxtable couldn’t pull that off.
Excellent. The mopers on Meet the Press are boohooing about Trump’s lack of institutional deference. That crazy guy doesn’t defer to the Deep State. How horrific. Trump also hates the Rule of Law!
Why does he think Trump got elected?
Russians?
“I guess even Europeans can run out of patience about being overtaxed on the price of fuel. Good for them. Now hopefully they’ll start looking at everything else their governments are fucking them over on. But we all know they won’t.”
No. They will demand more free stuff and expect it to actually be free. Muh socialism! That spells F-R-E-E. No one said anyone has to pay for this stuff!
They’re actually blaming the government for being too capitalist. This is the way these Euro sheep have been taught to think. Probably the most amusing, or sad aspect of this is some of the frogs are saying there is going to be a civil war and that they are ready. No, no you are not ready. The government actually has guns and you don’t. You willingly gave that up. Now shut up and pay for your FREE stuff, like good sheep.
Yep, they’re mostly protesting Macron’s reforms that make it more obvious how much they’re paying for all that “free” shit. The gas tax thing is just one part of it but for some reason the media are burying the rest of it.
Let’s roll back the clock a few years.
Hollande: You know, what Europeans really want is some socialism.
Merkel: Yes, this socialism stuff sure is swell, it’s going to work this time!
Hollande: This socialism sure is expensive, what can we do?
Merkel: Raise taxes!
Hollande: We tried that, we even called it some really cool name. The peasants are disgruntled.
Merkel: Who cares about them. I have fix for them. We’ll import millions of 3rd world peasants from the Middle East and Africa. They’ll be better than our peasants. We’ll replace these ungrateful peasants!
Hollande: It isn’t working, damn you! Now Paris is turning into a shithole! These people won’t work!
Merkel: Well, we tried, stop being a racist.
Perfect summation.
Any idea why Paris is known as the city of light?
The constant fires?
“Portman was erotically obsessed with the Andamanese, and he indulged his passion for photography by kidnapping members of various tribes and posing them in mock-Greek homoerotic compositions.”
https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1065841141201989632
In that same thread Mr. Respectable Lawyer concedes Portman might not have actually kidnapped any members of the Sentinelese tribe:
And aside from the anti-Christian bigotry, that thread is fascinating.
I’m sure we’ll find out more when the hive mind kicks into full gear Monday but it’s sure weird hearing the same trial balloon from Kerry and Clinton in one weekend.
Oh, come on. They’re just being pragmatic.
Nice. Tom Steyer is on, now.
This is such a quagmire of cognitive dissonance it might as well be written in a foreign language.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-porns-female-directors-are-putting-hollywood-to-shame
To sum up: heterosexual men are the primary market for porn, but heterosexual directors make things that are too perverse so we need female directors to produce content that’s more enlightened, even if it is still really perverse because it has to be in order to actually sell any product, but the women do it properly even though they produce the same stuff, and heterosexual men’s sexual impulses are shameful and disgusting but we have to keep producing content they’ll buy but if a woman does it it’s empowering and breaking glass ceilings. Oh, and we remain single-mindedly obsessed with magical incantations of “consent” that have no set meaning and which shift from day to day and expect everyone to intuit what “consent” happens to mean at that particular moment and bow before it in cult-like devotion. Also, heterosexual male sexuality is toxic and unnatural unless a woman is producing content to stimulate it.
Got that?
Lefties are going ruin pr0n also?
Related:
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/young-men-pornography
Clearly the hive mind has latched onto this issue.
They must have sedated Steyer. He wasn’t foaming at the mouth. But impeaching Trump is still Job Number One.
Is that before or after they get “big money” out of politics?
Is that before or after they get “big money” out of politics?
Some Big Money is more
equalpernicious than other Big Money.Oh, no! There is a complete lack of leadership on climate control! Where is our iron-fisted savior?
Where’s the Goracle? Is he too busy with his other job of sex poodle?
We need corporate leadership on the climate. I guess corporatism ain’t so bad, after all.
Doris Goodwin: “This is why
education ofpropagandizing the citizenry is so important!”No matter how loudly we cry wolf, those dumb hicks don’t drop everything and rush to help us.
I know a few progs who will just try to find a way to use the words ‘climate change’. Eventually they’ll find a way and then ‘Well, because of climate change…’
Doggy update: she’s getting pretty settled in here. There’s a sort of routine happening. She’s still more interested in the cat than we would like, but I think that will pass. I’m part of her “pack” since I spent the first night on the sofa with her. She gives me her “pack” nudge sometimes. I am also smallest in the house, so maybe I need to be “herded” more.
Shown actual size: https://postimg.cc/c6cCWYHZ
Wait, Tres is a Lord H sock as well??
Im a tulpae, I think.
The Elusive Brexit
Seriously, how many people did not know as soon as May wound up as PM, that Brexit was never going to happen? The evil witch started sabotaging it right away. Want to know how we really save the planet? Take Hillary, Merkel, and May and strap them to a rocket, shoot it into the sun.
My son loves Teen Titans Go. That show is racist: the two people of color, Cyborg and Beast Boy, are the clowns. How can I let my son continue to watch something so unwoke?
He’s male. Ergo: life undeserving of life. Do him and the world a favor and euthanize him now.
*gets together needles and barbiturates*
You can’t but not for the reasons given. You can’t because it’s obnoxious.
Just use it as a teaching opportunity as to why he shouldn’t hang around Cyborg and Beast Boy.
And Raven is a nag that would grow up to be a cat lady, but she’s allergic to cats.
“Mr Macron has insisted that fuel prices have to rise in line with green initiatives made necessary by the Paris Climate Change agreement.”
Maybe Macron should announce they’re backing out the agreement and dropping the fuel tax so the tikes can protest about that instead. I’m guessing if they had a full fledged commie prez instead of just a left wing one, they would be applauding the tax and calling anyone who complained about it a climate change denying Nazi.
Macron is considered a neoliberal (i.e., an economic liberal in the classical sense) by Europeans. Because loosening a pinky of the iron fist of the state is the same as anarchy to Europeans.
I read somewhere yesterday that gas is more than $7 a gallon in France, without the new tax. Macron needs to splain to them that they can feel even more smug and superior to dumb Americans if gas is $20 an hour there.
$20 an hour. Needz moar coffee.
Dear Jim Harbaugh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Mr Macron has insisted that fuel prices have to rise in line with green initiatives made necessary by the Paris Climate Change agreement.”
He should blame Carlos Ghosn.
“Welfare Chauvinism, Again
The idea that government programs of various kinds can and should be used to take some of the rough edges off of capitalism is widely held, from the classical liberal theorist F. A. Hayek, who argued for extensive social insurance, to our modern nationalists and welfare-statists, who often are arguing for much the same kind of arrangement in ways that are less rigorously thought through or that are expressed less humanely (often because they are less humane). But degree and detail matter. As the libertarian economist Bryan Caplan has wryly observed, in the United States today we really have no classical liberal party but instead have a choice between two national-socialist parties: one a little more nationalist, the other a little more socialist.”
https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/11/hillary-clinton-immigration-welfare-chauvinism-democratic-politics/
Is that a lot like the equally made up ‘state capitalism’?
Is that short for the system where marxists peddle a fascist solution where government picks who wins and who loses in the name of some amorphous concept they label as social justice (which always seems to result in power and wealth for the few elite and shit for the masses)?
Outbacks and some other models are manufactured in Indiana (off Bataan Memorial Highway, incidentally).
Reminds me of the time I tried putting in my resume at Chrysler. I’ve told this story here before, so won’t go into detail, but:
Union guy in employment office: You drive one them furen cars? Because if you drive one them furen cars, you best not have it on our lot. I can’t tell you what might happen to that furen car if it on our lot.
He talked exactly like that, seriously.
You tried to get a job at the Chrysler plant in New Castle, IN? https://www.allpar.com/corporate/factories/new-castle.html
Yea, that always cracked me up. The Japanese brands set up factories in America while American brands outsource it to Mexico, yet the union halls will tow away Hondas, Toyotas, and Subarus because “them ain’t made in ‘Murrica!!”
Well, they’re probably not made with union labor so in a way they’re acting true to form anyway.
Catholic University dean resigns after questioning Kavanaugh accuser’s allegations that led to his suspension
“O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother”
I just love that phrase.
Wholesale slaughter, coming up
After years of unsuccessful attempts, supporters of legislation that would allow people to carry concealed handguns without a permit in South Dakota anticipate revived prospects once GOP Gov.-elect Kristi Noem takes office in January.
The legislation languished under retiring Republican Gov. Dennis Daugaard, but Noem in her campaign offered support for a so-called constitutional carry law. GOP state Sen.-elect Lynne DiSanto, who as a member of the state House of Representatives sponsored a permitless concealed carry bill that Daugaard vetoed, said such legislation is likely in the upcoming session and she’s optimistic about its prospects.
“There are a lot of Republicans that are very excited to have a conservative governor,” said DiSanto. “I think under a new governor it’s very likely to pass.”
So long, Mike S. It was nice knowing you.
Those concealed-carry guns will find their way to California, Chicago, and New York where they will commit untold numbers of atrocities and prey upon the innocent sheeple.
If only we had the popular vote to stop them rednecks.
We would if not for that gerrymandered Senate!
Does anybody really NEED two Dakota’s?
Dakota Blue Richards, Dakota Johnson, Dakota Skye, Dakota Fanning…
That happened in Idaho a couple of years ago. Proggies went apeshit, everybody else just yawned.
Wow, I can’t believe they actually allowed this in the Chicago Tribune:
“While Americans are rightly concerned by the increased frequency and severity of mass public shootings, the rest of the world is experiencing much larger increases in per capita rates of attack. The frequency of foreign mass public shootings since 1998 has grown 291 percent faster than in the U.S.”
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-mass-shooters-russia-public-shootings-thousand-oaks-mercy-hospital-chicago-1121-story.html?fbclid=IwAR0HRIOFDB9eim7Jwjky7ukIOD5MH4LObalWFnXUVi7sJjE0zb8zI1_gT3M
A very interesting prospect I’m keeping my eye on is Bolsonaro’s plan to legalize guns for private citizens. It’s just unknown if he could actually get something through the Congress. But with Brazil having some of the strictest gun control as well as the highest gun homicide rates on the planet. Well, it’s easy to see where this is going. If guns are legalized for private citizens and then the gun violence rates drop sharply, that’s not a good sign for lefties. I wonder what lengths CNN and the rest of the MSM would go to to hide that? Because I bet they would spare no effort in doing so.
Nah, they’d a) ignore it b) handwave away the cause as better policing or such. They are liars from the start and would never admit any benefit to firearms.
Whenever I have brought up the case of Brazil to lefties intent on firearm bans they hand wave it away with “oh,but that’s South America, we are in the superior United States, not like that third world hellhole. And by the way we are totally not racist at all because we are righteous lefties.”
I’ve lived for years in Brazil and for years in the NL, in my opinion, we are a whole lot closer to Brazil than we are to a small European country. And yes, the press would largely bury any success that Bolsonaro had with loosening gun laws there.
The USA, demographically as well as in other ways, is a hell of a lot closer to Brazil than anywhere in Europe. I’ve told the lefties that and what the USA will get when we’ve finally managed to confiscate all firearms from private citizens. Look at Brazil today, that’s what we will get. 10 year olds on scooters with guns, robbing people in broad daylight.
Indeed. If the proggies ever got their wet dreams passed, our crime rates would move in the direction of Brazil’s.
Wait until we run out of other people’s money. That’s when things get really interesting.
We have a live stream of that right now also, via Venezuela. Even when you provide live stream episodes of how things work to these woke progs, they still learn nothing. They’re like the kid who has to stick his finger in that light socket even though he just saw his younger brother get lit up.
Kulaks, hoarders, wreckers, and capitalists, Hyperion.
And they even had the right Top Men in charge, if all the fawning over them over the last decade was any indication.
Most of them expect to never have to deal with this situation – either by having armed bodyguards or being able to avoid the riff-raff – so they don’t give a rats ass what happens to the serfs.
Yep. Europe is rapidly graying. While the U.S. is not totally immune, last I checked we’re still above the 2.1-children-per-woman replacement rate.
Which I’m a little ambivalent about, because politicians’ fears of a graying population are grounded in how can the West produce more children to slave away paying for all these useless old cunts who retire way too early, have chronic illnesses, and who will crush us at the polls if we dare cut back on entitlement spending?
If I’m reading this right, we’re not.
I stand corrected.
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018/01/18/is-u-s-fertility-at-an-all-time-low-it-depends/
We continue to have large inflows of immigrants (legal & illegal) which props up the population numbers I believe.
And yes, the whole socialist house of cards falls apart without them.
Yep. And I think something that never really gets talked about much, is post-scarcity. And that is something that technology could bring. I think this is why so many leftists are such luddites. They hate tech, unless they find it useful for spying on you and controlling you. And they’ll always be the first to try banning it.
Take their hysterical fear of robots and AI, or any type automation. They are still the same people who were attacking tractors with pitchforks. Now, just replace tractors with robots. For instance:
Give me a living wage! $15 an hour! So then what? The workers who were making $10 an hour, now find themselves without a job because no one could pay that. Instead, those companies automated. So what do the lefties do now?
Ban robots! Only we can save you! Technology is de debil!
Luddites, because only they can save you. Look what technology has got us. Pollution. Never mind that pollution is a solvable problem and we’ve made great progress in that, also because technology. Never mind that all but around 500 million of us would die off rapidly without modern technology. They say that’s best anyway.
what the USA will get when we’ve finally managed to
confiscateban all firearms from private citizensIt won’t take confiscation, just banning them on paper, either de jure or de facto, would be enough to go down that path.
It’s all the guns that flow from Indiana straight to international markets.
And don’t forget the ultimate threat from evul guns. 3D printed guns. We’re really in deep shit when those make their way to Indiana and China.
Like nearly everything else he said the “It only happens here” line by Obumbles was beyond laughable. Gun grabbers lie, it’s what they do.
Remember when the media prefaced that quote with the phrase “without evidence” and then added it to Obama’s lie counter? Yeah, me neither.
3D printed motorcycle.
https://www.foxnews.com/auto/3d-printed-motorcycle-is-like-nothing-youve-ever-seen-yet
Oh, so they didn’t 3D print a working motor. Lame.
You could probably do the housing and number of the parts for a motor. Need to add copper, magnets, wires, contacts.
“Computer– print me a tea, Earl Gray, hot.”
I hope we don’t have to wait a couple hundred years for this.
10 year olds on scooters with guns, robbing people in broad daylight.
Libertopia!
Almost, but there are roads and bridges.
So I witnessed a live auction for the first time last night. I gotta say, rapid-fire speaking takes talent. Isn’t that what you do, Sloopy?
My grandpa did it. He was really good at it.
Too far back in the thread for me answer there. I had to get up and tend my black bean patties on the stove.
“Any idea why Paris is known as the city of light?”
It is called the city of light because of the wide streets and large open squares. What no one mentions is that they were build that way so that troops in formation could move about efficiently.
The current riots are so bad because….well, it’s the French. They have had a lot of practice.