SEA SMITH CONCERNED. FIRST IT GET COLD AND MAKE VISIT TO COUSIN STEVE SMITH HARD. NOW, MANY BAD THINGS HAPPEN. SEA SMITH LIKE THINGS CALM. AND RAPEY. ALWAYS THAT. BUT SEA SMITH WORRY WATER NOT GOING BE SO NICE.
SO HERE LINKS THAT SHOW WHAT SEA SMITH MEAN:
- NO SHOOT SEA LIONS! SOME SEA SMITH FRIENDS SEA LIONS. SEA SMITH HAVE TO GO PATROL WATER AND PROTECT. BY PROTECT, MEAN RAPE SHOOTER.
- THERE GO SEA SMITH BLACK SEA VACATION. MAYBE WAS RUSSIAN BOTS?
- AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO PARTY BOAT. THIS MAKE SEA SMITH SAD. WANT EVERYONE PARTY ON WATER. AND IN WATER. BY PARTY MEAN…
LINKS ALL DONE. COME ON IN, WATER FINE!
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173 responses to “SEA SMITH SUNDAY CONCERNED LINKS”
I thought sea lions were really just ‘aqua-possums’ anyhow
Go ahead and just hit that mother-fkin’ THEME MUSIC !!
I approve.
Bauhaus w/o Peter Murphy is just what, after all ?
Walter Gropius?
So droll.
I’m glad you all love my sparkling wit.
Whew, I’m glad I refrained from going there. Tough crowd.
You dont like carbonated beverages. What you just did with ‘sparkling’. Tres meta.
Relevant
SNOW SMITH VISIT CHEZ SP/OMWC. We’re supposed to get another 8 inches tonight. 8 furry white inches.
Racist!
Enough with the euphemisms.
Bride: “It was supposed to rain during our wedding but we go so lucky and there was nothing. However, I did get 8 inches during our honeymoon.”
Why do honeymoons typically last only 7 days? Because 7 days make a whole week.
Explain why they don’t last the whole month.
Because 30 days would have wrecked ’em.
Wrecked ‘em hell, damn. Damn near killed ‘em.
I’m starting the doubt the veracity of this statement.
“Ugandan police spokesman Patrick Onyango their was bad weather at the time of the incident.”
STEVE SMITH RIGHT BETTER THEN UPI.
UPI must be outsourcing their reporting to the Daily Mail.
“He also said the boat was “private, unregistered, unlicensed and maybe uninsured,” according to preliminary information from the security services.”
Unregistered and unlicensed?! Clearly that was the problem.
I didn’t know Jackie Chiles was Ugandan.
“private, unregistered, unlicensed and maybe uninsured”
…and maybe overloaded, unseaworthy and ill managed but other than those trivial things we expect to have an enjoyable time…
Same problems with prostitution.
STEVE SMITH FURIOUSLY POUND ¥ KEY, AND BY POUND ¥ KEY MEAN….
Maybe I’m a bigot. Or classist. But when I read “Ugandan Police Spokesman…” I just giggle.
Yes and yes
Sup Trez
I watched one of those protester-interview videos today. With zero sarcasm a guy said “Watch MSNBC, man. Everyday is an educational experience.” He was then asked who his favorite talking head is. I’ll give you three guesses as to his answer.
“We’d be lost without her!”
Actual blurb seen on an MSNBC ad.
David Byrne?
Why do you like to piss Tres off?
Because pissing a Tres off is three times better than a one-off.
So if his name was Jack?
same as it ever was….
Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni said the boat was traveling from one private beach to another in the Mukono area.
He also said the boat was “private, unregistered, unlicensed and maybe uninsured,” according to preliminary information from the security services.
Because that’s relevant…
Sexy Sunday bring dem titties.
http://archive.is/qqAN0
25 is the path of least resistance.
Why do my bar tenders never look like 15?
I want to have a fiesta and subsequent siesta with #2. #28 is clearly presenting because she wants me. #32 knows how I like my coffee.
#38 looks like she would boil my cat if I pissed her off. So pass on that one.
#48*, not 38
1 had me at “hello”.
INSELLZ!
https://www.salon.com/2018/11/18/a-traumatic-vision-of-masculinity-lies-at-the-root-of-a-resentful-incel-movement/
Reading it and so far it doesn’t seem so bad…
Nope, that’s it, I’m tapping out.
“The first thing I would suggest is to listen to women,” Harris O’Malley, better known as Dr. Nerdlove, told Salon by email.
I bet that is what screwed those guys up in the first place.
They don’t suggest women listen to men, I presume?
You can’t make anything toxic with just sugar and spice and everything nice.
You can give people diabeetus.
The obvious answer to all this is to keep pushing cultural changes that lead to more men being treated like dogshit.
Where’s my Salon trigger warning?
Eh, I could do without sea lions.
Boaters are screwed by the laws protecting sea lions and seals. Since they are protected by the Feds it is illegal to harass them, including trying to get them off the dock or even your boat. A pair of smaller sailboats were trashed and then sunk by being overwhelmed by them in Monterey, CA in 2011.
It’s way past time to put those things on a hunting season.
Almost kickoff for the Packers game.
At halftime I’ll grill some ahi steaks from a nice fish we caught yesterday. I’ve made some pesto from the garden (okay not the pine nuts) for it. Side dish will be artichoke Sicilian style and a salad from the garden. An Oregon Pinot Noir for the refreshment.
Tall Cosmo and shit We rollin grilled cheese and tomato soup, and loving it
Check your Tuna privilege Hawaii man. I’m on the same page as Yufus and having grilled cheese. Homemade bread, bacon, cream cheese, candied japs, and shredded Italian mix from your grocers cooler.
Had some delicious bacon yesterday over the campfire. Thicc cut.
https://m.imgur.com/a/Txut7tS
That’s how I do bacon for mac and cheese.
You go to Japan and make a fire?
Just powered through a couple of home made pizzas. Margherita with home grown tomato sauce and the second pizza had a paper thin layer of potato, gruyere cheese, pancetta, morels and sweet onion. Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale washed it down nicely.
You lost me at “potato”
It actually works. Spud and I developed the notion a few years back, and if you do it right, the potatoes almost meld with the crust.
Nailed the crust.
Yeah, this is one of those pizzas that people are always skeptical about… until they try it.
Our original version with wild mushrooms is SP’s favorite pizza. I’m sure she’d love the pancetta variation.
Pancetta and morels cooked together before going on the pizza.
Pioneer Woman did our pizza in 2014 and the bitch didn’t even give us credit.
No shit, and people complain about pineapple? Though I will admit the rest of the ingredients sounded pretty tasty.
SP and I are enjoying the game after having to improvise when the blizzard took out the satellite dish. She is quite annoyed that I root for Rodgers to get injured.
Dang. Rogers wasn’t even born when the kick was good in the 1965 Championship Game.
But he gets injured more than a hot house orchid.
THE KICK WAS WIDE.
Man it halftime and I need a nap. Hopefully will be up for 4th qtr.
Not looking good for The Pack. Their players are dropping like flies, and they are down 10 in the 4th quarter.
If they lose, they’ll have the same record as the Browns. SMDH
Y’all
HEY YUFUS!
Feelin better?
Yes just in time to actually see the Dr on Monday
The Migrant Caravan Just Stormed The US Border
Invasion? What invasion?
What a damn mess. If they get in this will turn into an absolute flood of people.
And the nakedly partisan federal judges will enable this.
The talking points are already being distributed. 60 Minutes was running something. I turned it off as the introducer repeated the “Muslim” ban lie and painted the current illegal and legal border control problems as Trump’s fault.
All the “OMG Muzlim bannn!!!!!!!!111” shit pissed me off.
An act that 1) leaves the numerical majority of Muslims unaffected, and 2) also bans travel by non-Muslims from those countries… Somehow constitutes a “Muslim ban”.
It’s like if some president restricted travel from Guatemala, Italy, and the Phillipines, and the media called it a “Catholic ban”.
Enh, even the wishy-washy conservatives at NR were all “that’s a Muslim ban”. The whole thing was a non-starter.
This whole thing reeks of #resist operation.
The MSM is adamant that Soros is not behind this — on CBS’ Sunday Morning they commented on the “conspiracy theory” that Soros as funding it. They may be right, but he has funded similar efforts, and the caravan must be getting funding from somewhere — I’m sure they are not picking up odd jobs along the way to support themselves. You’d think (hope?) that the MSM would have some interest in how they are being supported.
Maybe Trump is funding this as a false flag operation to eliminate any opposition to The Great Wall of Texas.
Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.
Nazis within Nazis.
+1 Ernst Röhm
I’m sure it’s all spelled out in those tax returns he conveniently won’t release.
He is funding it, just indirectly. He funds the organization that in turn funds the group that organized the caravan.
So, 2D chess.
“Good enough for me!” /the media
Fisherman don’t like sea lions and harbor seals eating their catch in the nets. I’ve come across perforated carcasses on the beach before.
Ugandan party boat, Bangladesh ferry, potato, potatoh.
I know a few guys who fished commercial in Alaska. I hear they have no problem shooting seals or sea lions. I am not sure if sea lions make it up that far, but those fuckers are salmon killing machines. I wonder how much the sea lion population is over populated due to government meddling. We need more killer whales.
Another popular use for the AR-15. I’ve known spear fisherman that had sea lions take fish right off their belt. There can be too many.
Sea lions were eating the salmon at the fish ladders on the Columbia river.
Environmental intersectionality.
It is entertaining. I should have said “are” instead of “were” Of course real environmentalists blame the dam, not the sea lions and want to remove the dams and not the sea lions.
I have also heard a theory that there are more great white sharks around New England because we are no longer clubbing baby seals.
Back in the early 1990’s the ESA was asking for the impossible of the NPS at the Grand Canyon. They needed the Colorado River to have a greater sediment load to save the protected Colorado Chub (a fish and not a thicc fromTelluride) but that would kill the Rainbow Trout (non native) which the protected Bald Eagles and Ospreys consume. I am not sure how that baby was split.
I’ve had sea lions follow our boat in Alaska eat a salmon off the line as we reel it in. If we see one it becomes a target for the prop.
There needs to be a hunting season for seals and sea lions.
I saw Dead Sea Lions open for Ugandan Party Boat at the Metro back in ’94. Good show.
Green Bay comes out hot and hard. ///thatswhatshesaid
As does Minnesoda.
Crazy dude (as in legit insane) next to me at coffee shop is making a bizarre “Sssssssssssss” sound as loud as he can. The waitress is avoiding him like the plague. He’s the size of a garden gnome, so it’s just annoying and not scary.
Maybe he splung a reak?
I think you’re right. He’s running around now like an untied balloon.
I’m kind of surprised Japan lets their crazy people run wild like in the US.
They just ghost those people. You don’t even give a knowing glance at others nearby who are also witnessing the insanity. No reactions allowed.
Do they have a pesky habit of pushing people into the path of approaching trains like ours do?
I think the crazies over there are more likely to jump in front of a train themselves.
And they take their shoes off first.
First name Dirk?
Anyone watch the Carolina Seattle game? Lets hear it for fat middle age pollack kickers. He cracks me up. The only thing better would be if he set a beer and a plate of perogies down before he ran on the field.
Middle aged pollacks got funk.
wow
He’s a monster. I love walking around town with his stuff cranked in my headphones.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zpU9EEbhArI
I’m pretty sure he has Russell Wilson hold his pierogi.
Middle-aged polack, fueled by cocaine
Blue on blue.
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2018/11/the-latest-in-c.html
Ha. I guess the tackle in the box does matter. (to keep it on a fishing/sea theme of course)
I think I’ve spotted the point where this is going off the rails.
Interesting how the F2M side of things is virtually silent. I don’t hear anyone shaming me because I don’t like a man with a vagina.
I can help:
YOU DISGUST ME THAT YOU DON’T WANT SEX WITH BIOLOGICAL WOMEN.
Feel better?
Much! ??
They get that keeping your mouth shut and blending in is a winning proposition.
There’s a special level of crazy even among the transgendered. It’s the people who transition but are attracted to members of the gender they’re becoming.
I encountered one F2M one who was still into…men. They were deciding to identify as a gay man. I had been told that no one chooses that sort of thing.
I know two couples comprised of a F2M with a gay guy. Whatever gets you off.
I also know a couple where I’m pretty sure the dude transitioned to a female, and the woman transitioned to a male. Whatever gets you off. Live well, be happy, get laid.
I know a couple – MtF and gay guy – and they seem to have something serious (although I believe there’s also a dom/sub thing going on too – or at least the MtF gal is a sub for someone).
FTM are more uncommon than MTF. FTM that are into men are extremely rare.
My boss from three years ago had a 21-year-old daughter who became his son, and she was involved with a gay man. He kept showing pictures of them, desperately wanting to be proud of it all (though his pride never rang true). The new son was applying to law school last I heard.
With a whimper and not a bang. Let’s go full Evergreen across the country and see how that turns out. How fucking deluded would you have to be to believe you can get the majority of people to suck dick or lick pussy if they don’t want to?
This popped up in my twitter feed: If ‘Transphobia’ Exists, it is Entirely The LGBT Movement’s Doing tw Huffpo
Way TL;DR and my brain hurts just thinking of trying to parse that.
It was a good article, but yes, very long. My attention span had to take it in sections.
But also weird it popped up in my feed just as I was reading this thread.
I don’t twitter, thank God 🙂
Damn the article was reasonable and not at all what I expected from that website. But it could use an editor to make it 50-60% as long.
I was out driving earlier today and happened to be randomly thinking about some of the asinine shit that people believe just as this came on the radio:
http://www.nprillinois.org/post/cultural-movement-and-reboots-classic-witchcraft-tv-series#stream/0
This part had me in stitches:
That’s it, folks. We’ve officially depleted our supply of people left to be offended about something.
So is it a “search for meaning” or some stupid fad? Pick one.
Radical Witches are a thing in the year of our lord 2018. We are truly living in the best timeline.
You got hit with some snow last weekend, eh? I’m not jealous.
It wasn’t much so it’s okay…for now. Soon enough, the Great Wall of Snow will come to be once more.
The United Witch’s Front v. The Witch’s Front of Wicca ?
Anyone use an iPad for reading this site? First time doing it and the last indent level is a single character column in portrait mode. Landscape mode is completely normal.
I don’t use ipad but that happens in Kindle too. I give up and scroll past .
It does in a vertical, but not horizontal, orientation for me. I prefer horizontal anyway.
“We control the vertical, we control the horizontal…”
+1 Outer Limits
Ok, thanks guys. Glad to find it’s not me.
I don’t know about Ugandan party boats, but nothing is better than Ugandan CGI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JABdS-HN5A
Hmm, I just got a spam sext with a chick holding up her shirt with her teeth showing her bra. Don’t know the number or chick. Wonder what the scam is?
An ASCII sext?!
*LIKE*
Q is after you.
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/flbp-future-lower-back-problems-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=550
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/5c32100584d0e0cb9b2ff34fc935fef1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/hot-busty-girls-41.jpg?w=500&h=666
Maybe the Nigerians are upping their game.
Send your credit card info to find out.
second game in two years I get to watch at home, and it’s another shitty game where Rogers’ ego has outpaced what made him great. At least I get to have beer.
Steelers got beat, Green Bay got beat, and THE Ohio State did their thang yesterday. Think Im gonna call it a weekend.
Goodnight Missus Calabash, wherever you are.
https://youtu.be/yp7r0j4XrO8?t=30
Fuck you! on one count, I don’t give a shit about the others.
Given the Packers loss, my drunkness, and that this is only about the second time I’ve had day off to watch a Packer game in almost 3 years, I’m working on making a stupid mistake on facebook. Just like old times.
Hitting on the 19 year old hottie?
Could have gone with “logging in to FaceBook”.
Yep, crossed that off my
paroleChristmas listWhat is eve creepier than out old man obsession about S-Club is that they tried to do it with kids, WITH KIDS!
Help a middle aged man understand. What is the attraction of S Club?
Besides Rachel Stevens? Reminisces of a time and place twenty years ago for me.
No worse than Kids Bop. Changing a word or two doesn’t make something into a kids song.
A few weeks ago, I received a pocket constitution from the Cato Institute. It contains the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the 27 Amendments. I’m still not donating to them, but the annual gifts are nice. I think a pocket constitution is a much better gift than the large coins they sent the previous two years.
I ought to get myself a Constitution and read it start to finish (while I’m familiar with the basic precepts, I’m ashamed to say that I’ve never sat down and read it from front to back).
I should check out the Federalist Papers as well.
The Constitution and Amendments are a quick read. The cases interpreting them, not so much.
Make sure you get one with the invisible ink!
Does that version include the “penumbras and emanations” as well?
Yeah, after you wrap a dead fish in it and leave it out for a week. Plenty of emanations.
Make sure you read the Anti-Federalist papers too…and Madison’s notes
Nice to see them doing that again. I’ve ended up with several a couple years ago.
I still get them periodically. I think I have close to 10 of them at this point.