Wednesday’s Morning Links

Turkey is defrosting, step-daughter is home from college, children home from school.  Definitely feeling a lot like Thanksgiving.  Let’s see if I can can get any work done today.

 

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

Today in birthdays we have Voltaire, actress Goldie Hawn, actor Harold Ramis, weirdo Bjork, and for our target audience: singer Carly Rae Jepsen.

 

 

American adventurer killed by the native population with an arrow while trying to visit remote island.

 

 

 

 

Trump and his attorneys submitted written responses to Mueller’s questions.

 

“I’ll cut you, bitch!”

 

Why am I not a socialist? Because I want to walk dogs, not eat them.

 

 

An environmentalist with a large carbon footprint? Why, I never!

 

 

Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin of the left having an online battle.

 

 

That’s all I got for today folks. If this doesn’t brighten your day, I have no idea what would.

Comments

588 responses to “Wednesday’s Morning Links”

  1. Work, work, work.

    /Orc Peon

    1. commodious spittoon

      Zug zug.

  2. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Thanks for stepping up for the lynx this week.

    Is your little drummer girl playing along with your daily music choices yet?

    1. Banjos

      She lost interest. but my middle has been taking interest as of late.

      1. Tundra

        Any piano yet? That seems to be the gateway instrument to a percussion life.

        I got to watch mine jam the other night at a jazz concert. She tells me that heels no longer hinder her playing. I think she’s just showing off.

        1. Banjos

          I’ve actually been looking into getting them a keyboard to see if any of them take interest. Right now my oldest has been more interested in art and crafts. My middle is more interested in finding creative combinations of bad words to try to upset me, my youngest is more interested in physical activities like playing on trampolines and tricycles. I’m fairly hands off. I just throw things at them and see if they take interest.

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            Which one has taking up bricklaying?

          2. Tundra

            We put both of ours in piano lessons early. My rule was lessons until 6th grade, then they could decide if they wanted to continue. Both did and both are drummers. Daughter is way more into it than my son was, but even he likes to sit down at a piano and play (especially when there are girls around).

            Music is a forever skill, so I didn’t mind pushing it a little more aggressively.

          3. Spartacus

            I took piano lessons for a year or so. Difficulty: we had an organ at home, not a piano. When I got to the point where I had to learn to use the pedals, I couldn’t practice at home anymore.

          4. My mom is a piano teacher, so I took lessons through 5th or 6th grade. I want to get a keyboard and relearn some of what I’ve lost. It’s much easier to practice keyboard than getting the trumpet out and waking the dead.

          5. CampingInYourPark

            I know they are out there, but I have yet to meet someone that did not rue the day they quit taking music lessons. My ex let my daughter quit violin lessons when she was 11 and she now regrets that decision. She wasn’t a prodigy but definitely had enough talent to be proficient.

          6. *raises hand*

            I sucked at music. Still do. Don’t regret leaving as I was just wasting time.

          7. Tundra

            I’m one of them. Which is why I didn’t have any qualms about starting mine early. I can still play a little, but nowhere near what my kids can do.

            My wife also plays and is still really good. It’s good to have lots of music in the house.

          8. bacon-magic

            I wish my family would’ve sent me to piano lessons. Instead I picked up a bass later and sounded horrible but decent enough to play in bars.

          9. CampingInYourPark

            *raises hand*

            I expected this!

          10. Instead I picked up a bass later and sounded horrible

            Actual video of bacon performing

          11. A Leap at the Wheel

            I don’t rue that day at all. I stuck with piano lessons for a year, and hated every second of it. I wish I would have spent more time learning to read music, or to sing, or learning music theory or history. But producing music held and holds no interest for me.

            On one hand its a bit odd, since I listen to music for maybe 50 hours a week. But maybe not because I am not a huge fan of live music.

          12. Mojeaux

            I will also raise my hand. I played piano from 6 to 20 and then every so often even now when called upon at church. I also played high school clarinet.

            I’m pretty good at it. If I had put my back into it, I’d be spectacular. But I didn’t enjoy one minute of it, I perform under pressure, and I competed under pressure (hence, I mostly came in 2nd place, without fail).

            I’d have rather spent my time in art where I could learn how to put the images in my head on paper.

          13. bacon-magic

            Deftones rock!

          14. bacon-magic

            Disregard the Deftones comment…had Diamond Eyes playing on Iheart radio when I opened your link. (mute your link and play that song over it…much better)

          15. I did the same with mine re music lessons, but let them decide at 13. My daughter still messes with the guitar and my son now regrets that he decided to give up drumming.

          16. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Get them in a group music class that teaches pitch recognition and singing. This is the absolute best thing you can do for any future music endeavors. Once they hit 7 years old or so, they either can recognize pitch or not. You absolutely cannot learn that skill later.

          17. Scruffy Nerfherder

            That was a clunky sentence. Rephrased:

            You can’t learn pitch recognition after 7 years old. Get the training in early through group music classes, usually keyboards, percussion and singing combined.

          18. Sour Kraut

            THIS.

      2. Evan from Evansville

        My older brother started drumming in middle school. I started when I was 10, with some obvious be-like-older brother syndrome going on. Somehow in four years he became much better than I am now after technically 20 years of playing. But he never has time to play.

        I just had a gig and another one in 4 weeks, though, so who’s laughing now? I would say that about 10-15% of the enjoyment I get out of life comes from drumming. The instrument/skill that can be found everywhere you go. You also piss people off quite a bit. Current Lady and ex would yell at me “I AM NOT A DRUM!” Yes, you are, silly goose.

        I can’t listen to new music, though. It’s kinda sad. If I listen to stuff at home I can’t concentrate on anything else. If I listen out in public I start drumming/dancing/making a scene, and I can’t have that. I miss getting a new album and driving around by myself listening to it. The best amphitheater in the world.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    I’m going to come out and admit–Call Me Maybe is an incredibly addictive song. I respect songs like that. They are very difficult to write.

    She is also hot as fuck in that video. Call me dubious, but I’m fairly certain a girl looking like that would have any trouble getting any breathing man to call her.

    Although in the video the hottie dude turns out to be gay! So clever!!! Right?!?!?!?!!

    /valley girl

    1. Pat

      Face like a car accident, IMO, but there’s no accounting for taste.

      1. Most people have trouble looking away from car accidents.

        1. Tejicano

          El Oh Fcuking-El

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Ouch. I was going to go point out she is usually sporting a terrible hair-cut.

      3. Evan from Evansville

        Yes.

        The absolute horror.

        That checks all of my boxes. More for me.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Bad haircut masked by dorothy braids. +1

        2. Tundra

          Eww.

          All yours, E.

          For the older guys.

    2. PieInTheSky

      You are dubious

    3. SugarFree

      Fun Fact: Our very own, yet sadly long lost, Dagny T. went to high school with Jepsen.

    4. commodious spittoon

      Gotye/Call Me Maybe mashup by Pomplamoose. I dunno either. It was 2012. You’d have to have been there.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Squirrel Nut Zippers- nice.

    1. Tejicano

      One of those one-hit-wonders I downloaded a couple phones ago and can no longer find in any of my music files. (Try to explain that to 1979)

      1. robc

        With way more than 1 good song though!

        1. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

          Almost everything in their catalog is good, great even. They deserved more than one hit.

  5. Pat

    She later tweeted: “For those who need their jokes explained to them: surprise! This tweet thread is humorous! The emoji in the original tweet signals that humor is indicated in the statement. 🙂 (You know, because Lieberman killed the public option for healthcare and endorses Republicans).”

    No, everybody got it. That’s not why they weren’t laughing.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      I’ve heard guys say before that women don’t have a sense of humor, and I’ve never really thought it’s true. There are lots of funny women. I know where this attitude comes from though, because there’s also a type of woman who is not funny at all but doesn’t realize it. A few men like that, but it’s far more common among the ladies. And Ocasia-Cortez is one of those. Thinks she has a sense of humor, but can’t make anything funny come out of her mouth no matter how hard she tries.

      1. Thinks she has a sense of humor, but can’t make anything funny come out of her mouth no matter how hard she tries.

        Well, not intentionally. She’s said a lot which has made me laugh at her. Though nothing that has made me laugh with her.

  6. Tundra

    Indian media reports described Mr Chau as an adventure tourist who had visited the Andaman island chain multiple times in the past. One unnamed police source told the Reuters news agency Mr Chau had shown a strong desire to meet the Sentinelese.

    Mission accomplished. Well done, Mr. Adventure!

    1. So, this is really just a case of being shot for tresspassing.

    2. Spartacus

      Veni, vidi, morti.

      (I don’t know Latin so I probably got the last one wrong)

      1. WTF

        “Veni, vidi, mortuus est”

        “Right, now write it a hundred times and if you do it again, I’ll cut your balls off.”

        1. Spartacus

          That’s a participle. Even I know that. I’m looking for the straight up past tense.

          1. Jarflax

            Perivi (passed away) morior is a deponent verb (doesn’t take active forms even when used as an active verb)

          2. Jarflax

            Full disclosure my latin is almost non existent now so I looked this up because I vaguely remembered that Morior was always passive, it is deponent which is not quite the same as always passive.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Re: Andaman Islanders:

      ‘They are naturally hideous, having large, misshapen heads, small fierce eyes and distorted features. They have always been a terror to shipwrecked crews, braining their survivors with their stone headed clubs, or shooting them with their poisoned arrows. These massacres are invariably concluded by a cannibal feast’

      1. Jarflax

        And they are basically the only stone age people still controlling their own territory… Maybe the whole peacefully greeting visitors idea is not all it is cracked up to be…

        1. WTF

          Of course in the eighteenth or nineteenth centuries the visitors would have just shot them. Timing is everything.

    4. Tejicano

      I know I am a century or more too late but I look back on the era when embarking on a lengthy journey, having the proper firearms was more important than the proper stamps in your passport. Heck, further back being armed was more of a necessity than a passport.

    5. Chipwooder

      Vijay Singh, a police official on the island chain

      Wow, from PGA star to minor police official in a remote island chain….how the mighty have fallen

      1. *Rises to begin thunderous and prolonged ovation*

        1. C’mon. Vijay Singh is the Indian equivalent to John Smith.

      2. The Last American Hero

        The slide started when he broke out the belly putter.

  7. Suthenboy

    I remember when the Bolivarian train started rolling and people here, including the MSM, were fawning over Chavez. I got a lot of dirty looks when I said “How stupid do you have to be to be a socialist?”
    I was also referring to Obama.
    It worked out exactly as I predicted and all I hear now are crickets.

    Idiots.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Well it worked as most non lefties predicted. But for a few glorious years, before bad luck reared it’s ugly head, it was totes working (although me, I am not sure it was working back then outside official statistics)

      1. Suthenboy

        Yes, until they ran out of other people’s money.

    2. WTF

      Of course now they insist “IT WASN’T REAL SOCIALISM!!111!!!! Or sometimes “IT WAS WORKING UNTIL AMERICA SABOTAGED IT!!111!!!
      Because they are dishonest ignorant twats.

      1. Jerms

        Ive been told its actually state capitalism thats causing them to eat their pets.

      2. I wish I could remember who posted it first here, but I love the line that the difference between socialism and fascism is that nobody claims real fascism has never been tried.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Why am I not a socialist? Because I want to walk dogs, not eat them.

    There must be other reasons though. South Koreans eat dogs and they are not socialists…

    1. There’s a difference between wanting and needing. The Venezuelans need to eat something, and the dogs are all that’s left. The South Koreans want to eat dog.

      1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        Who needs dozens of dog breeds when children are starving?

        1. Eat the children? They are probably more tender and succulent.

    2. Nephilium

      Well, they are socialist adjacent.

  9. Gillespie

    I’ll say it again, Pol Thot really is the gift that keeps on giving. Keep the popcorn and tweet threads going. Also nice music, gonna have to give the band a lookie because I’m digging their style.

    1. Tundra

      Neiman Marxist.

      1. Gillespie

        I like that one, I’ll add that to my list.

        1. Tundra

          Someone here coined it, I think.

          1. Atanarjuat

            I have seen it used in memes on social media, fwiw.

            I usually don’t get into political name mocking, but she’s got some funny ones. She Guevara, Karla Marx, etc.

          2. Enough About Palin

            I remember a poster on TOS named Skid Marx.

    2. Slammer

      She’s abusing the shit out of the “Everyone makes a mistake” privilege

      1. DOOMco

        And the whataboutism with “well look at Trump talking!”

    3. Nephilium

      Damn. Now I just feel old, it was near impossible to avoid this song in the late 90’s.

  10. PieInTheSky

    American adventurer killed by the native population with an arrow while trying to visit remote island.

    I think this is more Darwin award worthy than most things

    1. Suthenboy

      He was dying to meet them.

      1. Tonio

        [golf clap]

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer. The slings and arrows of outrageous stoneage tribesmen, Or to fly commercial coach,

      1. MikeS

        At least they didn’t Shakespeare at him.

  11. WTF

    Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin of the left having an online battle.

    CRIPPLE FIGHT!!

    1. Spartacus

      Tard Wars, Episode X: My Twitter Sucks Harder Than Your Twitter.

  12. Slammer

    Trump and his attorneys submitted written responses to Mueller’s questions.

    [ ] Yes

    [ ] No

    [ ] Maybe

    1. [x] I invoke my Fifth Amendment Right against Self Incrimination.

    2. straffinrun

      [ ] I got nukes.

      1. Gillespie

        +1 Bigger Red Button

      2. DOOMco

        Fine, here’s all the semi autos!!!

    3. Banjos

      Does Trump like Mueller or like like him?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      [ ] Your mom was really classy in the sack, the classiest

    5. Hyperion

      “Trump and his attorneys submitted written responses to Mueller’s questions.”

      It they didn’t write in “What, like with a cloth?” for every question, they missed a hell of an opportunity.

  13. PieInTheSky

    An environmentalist with a large carbon footprint? Why, I never!

    He has absolution from his sins by his good works.

    1. Timeloose

      How is he going to save the world if he can’t see it first. The top men Can’t be expected to stay at less than a 5 star hotel and resort to encourage everyone to expect less.

    2. MikeS

      You used to have to say Our Father’s and Hail Marys; now you buy carbon credits.

      1. You’re not looking at the right analogy, Mike.

        Carbon Credits are Indulgences

        1. *when it was still normal to sell them.

          1. MikeS

            That’s what I was refering to. From the article:

            The recipient of an indulgence must perform an action to receive it. This is most often the saying (once, or many times) of a specified prayer, but may also include the visiting of a particular place, or the performance of specific good works.

          2. I’m protestant, my greatest grasp of catholic terminology comes from their misdeeds. How is it an indulgance if you’re actually being penitant?

          3. MikeS

            Not sure. I was raised Lutheran. We need Just Say’n to school us on this.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    The Crazypants Caucus is here.

    But several Democratic staffers I talked to, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak frankly, expressed their agreement with Pallone. Experimenting with committee structure just as the Democrats are reclaiming the House majority is “not the most informed choice,” said one House leadership aide. Of course, the aide added, the new members’ excitement is understandable—they just “haven’t learned how everything works yet.”

    they just “haven’t learned how everything works yet.”

    Hahahahaha. Rules are for squares, Man. We’re going to get things done.

    1. The Last American Hero

      The Dems do committee chairs based solely on seniority – first come, first serve. So the new kids get the scraps and the old timers get the plumb chairmanships.

  15. PieInTheSky

    So Romanian politicians decided to give free honey monthly – 350 grams of it – to all primary school children. Really?

    1. Why do school children need a honey ration?

    2. Spartacus

      How long have you been standing in line?

      1. Since before the fall of the communist bloc. these are third generation line-waiters.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      350 grams… of honey.

      How much is that? Pint, quart, gallon? I need something real here!

      1. Pat

        12 ounces.

    4. Suthenboy

      And where does this honey come from?

      1. Nephilium

        Nature. It’s just out there man, free for the taking.

        1. Timeloose

          If your hungry you just reach up for an apple and you eat it, if your thirsty you just put your face in a stream and drink it. No rules no hassles, your free maaann!

          1. Suthenboy

            Sounds an awful lot like gamboling.

          2. I think it’s more like capering.

          3. Hyjinks-laden larcenies of institutions run by cartoonish bad guys?

          4. Jarflax

            And then Eve eats the wrong damn apple and it all goes to shit

        2. robc

          Pretty much, if beers can do it, so can we.

          1. robc

            bears, dammit.

          2. I rather like your first reply.

          3. MikeS

            Typos are the humorous cure for what ales us.

          4. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

            I am so sick of these puns. I swear if anyone makes another one, we’re going to need a porter to carry your body out of here.

          5. It takes a stout man to take such a stance.

          6. Jarflax

            I’m too stout for that.

          7. Jarflax

            UCS makes me bitter by double hopping my pun.

          8. You know what they say what gose around comes around. I’ll be a bit late one of these days

          9. MikeS

            You know, when we do this, we drive Swissy firkin crazy

          10. Tundra

            That old growler? He’s just here to ferment dissent.

          11. Enough About Palin

            IPAlot when I drink it.

      2. Suthenboy

        Actually the reason I asked is because the honey market is lousy with cheap chinese honey. They mass produce it and then mix it with corn syrup. A lot of honey is actually less than 50% honey. Because of hormones and antibiotics many countries do not allow chinese honey to be imported, so they just launder it through India and the Phillipines.
        I doubt this honey ration is going to be pure, Romanian honey.

        1. Nephilium

          Yep, and if you don’t purchase pure honey on a regular basis, you’ll get a case of sticker shock when you see how much it costs.

          1. Count Potato

            So there is no sugar in that honey?

        2. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

          I’m thinking the opposite. This is probably a way to prop up domestic honey production. On the other hand, there will probably be lots of graft in the process, so they probably will cut it with cheap Chinese honey.

    5. Luther Baldwin

      How many cheeseburgers can you trade that shit for?

  16. Drake

    No Romaine lettuce tomorrow – the Mexicans are pooping in the fields again I assume.

    1. How would you taste the difference? Even Kale tastes better than romaine.

      1. Nephilium

        What? Do you just prefer iceberg for it’s zesty flavor?

        1. No, I prefer iceberg for its lack of offensive flavors. It’s like celery, you can bulk up the volume without changing the real flavors.

          1. Tundra

            Spinach, arugula, radicchio, butterhead, endive, etc.

            I only use iceberg for wraps.

          2. Reading that comment, I envisioned you wrapping the other leaf greens in a single larger iceberg leaf to make a lettuce roll.

          3. Tundra

            Hmmm. Add some meat, cheese, peppers and mayo and you might be on to something!

          4. Bobarian LMD

            Throw out all the green stuff, and it would be perfect.

          5. MikeS

            Smash all that in between two slices of rye, and now we are talking.

          6. Evan from Evansville

            This is a strong contender for the most UCS statement of all time.

          7. Certified Public Asshat

            Iceberg on white bread is probably the big staple in his diet.

          8. You left out the tomato, pickles, banana peppers, mayo, cheese and meat.

        2. I like iceberg for the crunch factor but I normally use green and red leaf and boston lettuce for salads. I hate when uppity dining places pass off weeds as some kind of exotic salad nonsense.

      2. I can’t believe I like Kale.

    2. WTF

      And wiping their asses with the leaves.

    3. l0b0t

      Fun Fact! – When stationed at Ft. Ord we would convoy down to Ft. Hunter -Ligget for our field training and live-fire exercises. We would pull off to the side of the road at the halfway point for a latrine break and hundreds, sometimes thousands, of soldiers waded out into the endless, massive asparagus fields to relieve themselves. I always thoroughly wash my asparagus.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I was at Monterey when they had people dying from salmonella from spinach.

        Turns out, wild pigs from old FT Ord were shitting in the organic spinach field on the Salinas edge of FT Ord.

    4. creech

      Would irradiating lettuce, etc. kill ecoli germs? If so, why aren’t “we” doing it for safety’s sake? Oh, I forgot, then we will all be glowing green and have three heads or something.

  17. Atanarjuat

    I woke up early and wandered around the interwebs, settling in an old Glibz thread. Noticed a link to the 40 worst aspects of the current Brexit deal.

    ***10. The Mandelson Pension Clause: The UK must promise never to tax former EU officials based here – such as Peter Mandelson or Neil Kinnock – on their E.U. pensions, or tax any current Brussels bureaucrats on their salaries. The EU and its employees are to be immune to our tax laws. (Article 104)
    11. Furthermore, the UK agrees not to prosecute EU employees who are, or who might be deemed in future, criminals (Art.101)***

    That’s a truly brazen “Fuck You, our animals are more equal than others” from Brussels.

  18. PieInTheSky

    Judge dismisses female genital mutilation charges in historic case

    https://eu.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2018/11/20/female-genital-mutilation-michigan/1991712002/

    U.S. District Judge Bernard Friedman concluded that “as despicable as this practice may be,” Congress did not have the authority to pass the 22-year-old federal law that criminalizes female genital mutilation, and that FGM is for the states to regulate.

    1. Pat

      Abortion and genital mutilation have always been inalienable rights.

      Also inb4 circumcision.

      1. Tonio

        ^This.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      This is both hideous and 100% the correct decision.

      There’s no federal jurisdiction here. Even with the absolutely tortured reading of the commerce clause we use nowadays there’s no federal jurisdiction here.

      1. Drake

        Yep – just as correct as it would have been if Roe v. Wade was tossed back to the states.

      2. SugarFree

        What if they were selling the scraped off parts?

        1. westernsloper

          +1 pair Clitoris Earrings

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Worst 3 bean salad ever?

          1. God’s teeth, man… that was Sugarfree-ish.

            *projectile vomits*

          2. Pope Jimbo

            I think I deserve one of them fancy animated gifs for this achievement. Some sort of victory dance or something.

          3. No, a shoggoth butt would be more apt.

          4. westernsloper

            (insert puke gif here)

    3. Spartacus

      As much as I hate the result, the ruling is probably correct. although some of the girls were brought across state lines, so I don’t know why they couldn’t prosecute under the Mann Act or something like that.

      1. It’s not widely known, but some years back one of those longevity researchers was working with porpoises. He discovered something odd; if he fed the small cetaceans a diet of nothing but sea birds, they did not appear to age at all.

        But on a trip back from the coast where he was obtaining birds for his research, he was arrested and charged under the Mann Act.

        See, he was transporting gulls across a state line for immortal porpoises.

    4. Endless Mike

      Yep. Also all intoxicants (Including alcohol & tobacco), abortion, prostitution….

  19. westernsloper

    Especially when they look like the FWD:RE:FWD:WATCH THIS grandpa emails from the ‘08 election they lost.”

    Ok, I’m not proud, I’ll ask. WTF does that mean?

    1. Pat

      Old people forward chain emails that end up with 50 “Re:” and “Fwd:” in the subject line instead of just plastering their entire lives on social media like civilized people.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Of course, a few years ago teh millenialz were reposting some shit about Bill Gates giving away his money to anyone who shared the post. I’m sure she did not take part.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      In the before time, in the long long ago, before the rise of Twitter and Facebook, the same bullshit stories were forwarded again and again by gullible people over this thing called e-mail.

      1. Nephilium

        Before even e-mail those same stories were blasted through newsgroups. Then came the Eternal September.

    3. Banjos

      political email forwards. Typically done by the old, technology behind about a decade or so ago. They still might be doing them, but I haven’t asked my dad.

    4. Atanarjuat

      It was Occasional Cortex quoting a tweet which contained a YouTube video of her gaffes. Cotex’ followers otherwise never would have seen it, safe in their ideological bubbles, if she hadn’t quoted Palin’s tweet.

    5. westernsloper

      Aaaah, ok, got it. Ya, she is hilarious. If congress doesn’t work out she go on a stand up tour making fun of old people.

    6. So, Ageism isn’t a thing among the SJW identities?

      1. Jarflax

        As with all their isms the point is to favor the chosen group at the expense of the icky group. Ageism is prejudice against the young and hip by the old icky wreckers.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing, though, puts the unity of the Democratic caucus at risk as much as a recent pledge from Ocasio-Cortez and Tlaib to primary other members of Congress. Less than two weeks after Election Day, Ocasio-Cortez announced in a press call, on Saturday, that the two will be joining with Justice Democrats to help recruit working-class challengers to more conservative Democrats. Justice Democrats calls the campaign #OurTime, and it’s asking its activists across the country to suggest possible challengers for House incumbents who are “demographically and ideologically out-of-touch with their districts.” “We need new leaders, period,” Chakrabarti said on the press call. “We gotta primary folks.”

    The move has earned some praise from progressives. “I think it’s super courageous,” said the CPC staffer. But it’s highly unusual for a member of Congress to support initiatives targeting his or her own colleagues. The initiative is likely to be perceived among some Democrats as nothing less than a threat to the House majority. “Ultimately, for the Democrats to retain control over anything, the House or the Senate, you have to be a big-tent party,” said Kristen Hawn, a consultant for moderate Democrats. “Taking an approach where it’s your way or the highway isn’t good for the party and isn’t good for the long-term control.”

    The future of the Democratic Party. Buy popcorn futures.

    1. Spartacus

      I have a feeling that by 2020 nobody will be talking to either one of them.

      1. Nephilium

        I’m sure they’re going to like the party leaders putting up primary opposition to them in two years, and consider it fair.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      “asking its activists across the country to suggest possible challengers for House incumbents who are “demographically and ideologically out-of-touch with their districts.” ”

      These people read about the Cultural Revolution and said “That sounds neat!”

    3. She ain’t gonna last.

  21. straffinrun

    The town where the police have given up: Only 10 officers for a population of 90,000 people, forcing residents to patrol the streets

    Gas engineer Paul Timlin captured thieves stealing all of his tools on CCTV, but was forced to solve the crime himself because police failed to turn up for two weeks. The 57-year-old grandfather was unable to work when £1,500 worth of tools were stolen from his van outside his house.

    Timlin posted footage of the theft on Facebook, and when someone recognised the thieves he contacted a ‘local hard man’ who persuaded them to return the tools.

    1. So, just as effective as fully-staffed departments.

    2. Pat

      Sounds like every police department ever.

    3. Tejicano

      “when someone recognised the thieves he contacted a ‘local hard man’ ”

      Interesting how things have devolved to the middle ages…

    4. Democratic Hitler

      At first I expected this to be Detroit, but 10 officers sounded a bit on the high side.

    5. Endless Mike

      “Local Hard Man” was my college nickname.

    6. I’m sure if Timlin would criticize the prophet Muhammad the po-po be right at his door.

  22. Pat

    A Chinese startup may have cracked solid-state batteries

    Solid-state batteries have long been heralded as The Next Big Thing after lithium-ion, with companies from all quarters racing to get them into high-volume production. Dyson, BMW and car manufacturer Fisker are just a few names that have been working on the tech for the last few years, but now, reports suggest a Chinese start-up might be the first to have cracked it.

    According to Chinese media, Qing Tao Energy Development Co, a startup out of the technical Tsinghua University, has deployed a solid-state battery production line in Kunshan, East China. Reports claim the line has a capacity of 100MWh per year — which is planned to increase to 700MWh by 2020 — and that the company has achieved an energy density of more than 400Wh/kg, compared to new generation lithium-ion batteries that boast a capacity of around 250-300Wh/kg.

    1. I know a 33% increase in capacity is nothing to sneeze at, but I was hoping for an order of magnitude.

      1. Timeloose

        Take it from someone who worked at a Li ion battery start up, that 30% improvement is likely on a lab based sample cell.

        The solid state cell is likely a solid state electrolyte, I’m curious what thier charge / discharge rate is.

        I’m sure they are seeking funding.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          I worked on some of the earliest polymer batteries when I was a post-doc. I remember that my boss, who was super-enthusiastic about the future of that technology, had one of his unfortunate grad students buy a walking barking dog toy, then hollow out some AA cells, rebuild them with his polymers, then stick them in the toy. All of this for a press dog and pony show. Literally (the dog part).

          And as a few of us predicted (and snickered at during the press conference), when turned on, the toy dog let out a short muffled bark, took one step, and fell over.

          The boss went on to win a Nobel, so what the fuck do I know anyway?

          1. Timeloose

            At least it didn’t short out an electrode and catch fire.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m calling bullshit. Chinese startups lie thru their teeth.

      1. Tundra

        I’m calling bullshit. Chinese sStartups lie thru their teeth.

        /veteran of several startups

      2. Atanarjuat

        That “battery” is actually a can of Coke with peepee in it.

        1. No, no! That is for cold fusion!

        2. egould310

          Bwahhaahahaha! That was funny right there!

      3. ChipsnSalsa

        Dear sir,

        I have a most excellent proposal for you to invest your money in. Here at our prestigous research institute we have developed a new solid state battery. We are currently taking in new investors to further develop and increase the capacity of our battery. Here is the rough outline of our breakthrough technology.

        If interest you please contact us for more data about investing.

        1. Democratic Hitler

          *empties out 401K*

  23. Tundra

    Can someone help me decipher this?

    All I can think of is that he is off his meds. It is indeed a rare car and I’m tempted to go take a look, but the tone of the ad (and the zebra seat covers) give me pause.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      If you read it in a Dale (from King of Hill) voice, it becomes more clear.

    2. Michael

      He sounds like a fairly typical sub-literate gearhead wannabe* that’s never been introduced to punctuation. I would go check it out, though tread very carefully when bargaining. That’s a neat car. My uncle had a ’70-ish Spitfire which I adored.

      *by this I mean he probably hoards mountains of parts but never has a running car

      1. MikeS

        I agree. I know some perfectly normal middle aged guys who would probably come up with something like that if they tried to write a CL ad.

      2. Desk Jockey

        You just described everyone I’ve ever bought used race car parts off of. They’re always about 6 months from getting back on the track

    3. pistoffnick

      holyrun-onsentences, batman.

      Worse than the seat covers, there are no pictures of the rear of the car. Like intentionally no pictures.

      That exhaust manifold looks exhausted,

      If you go look at it, be sure to check for cancer under the battery tray, under the leaky clutch cylinder, the trunk, and under the floor mats.

      *rebuilt a ’76 Spitfire (and got it to pass emissions tests!)

      1. Tundra

        Lol. My 78 couldn’t possibly pass emissions. Zero pollution control and only a sight muffling from manifold to tailpipe.

        Just as God intended!

        Yeah, there is almost no way I would restore a rusty Triumph. As Brooks mentioned, you end up into it double what it’s worth. I was lucky to find my Spitfire already restored and available at a screaming good price. Patience pays.

      2. Count Potato

        They make you take a 76 through emissions?

        1. pistoffnick

          In Minneapolis 1996, yes, yes they did. It took me 3 times, but it squeaked by.

          1. Tundra

            And two years later, Jesse came in and killed the emissions testing dead.

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      I don’t need permission I’m adult so I expect the same on your side I don’t have time for b.s. games so if you want to play find someone else

      This is the real red-flag. Its like a 24 year woman posting “I don’t like drama if you wanna bring drama in I don’t need you and if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.”

      1. If you keep finding unwanted drama, the source isn’t the people around you. And if you can’t apologise for your worst, you don’t have a best.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Exactly

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Romanian politicians decided to give free honey monthly – 350 grams of it – to all primary school children.

    Up from 500 grams last month?

    1. Slammer

      The ration has always been 350

  25. CampingInYourPark

    Travel for any purpose to the North Sentinel island is banned, both to protect its inhabitants and because they have been known to attack outsiders in the past.

    I wonder how they would react if a sea caravan were headed their way.
    This is basically a wildlife preserve for humans. It is unseemly to me not to allow a group of people to progress naturally through contact with other people even if it’s dangerous.

    1. I would think of all people, the commenters here would respect the islanders’ obvious wish to be left alone.

      Or are you applying an open borders concept to other peoples’ lands as well?

      1. CampingInYourPark

        If I knew every individual islander wanted to be left alone I would agree they should be left alone. Perhaps there are a few that would welcome some modern enhancements in their life?

        1. Dare I say that this is one of the situations where radical individualism is a blight on libertarianism?

          If I knew every individual islander wanted to be left alone I would agree they should be left alone.

          Janet Reno couldn’t have said it better

          1. Sorry. That came off unnecessarily confrontational.

          2. CampingInYourPark

            Sorry. That came off unnecessarily confrontational.

            No worries. It wasn’t taken that way,
            To me this situation is analogous to the Feds banning doctors from talking to any member of the church of Scientology because their leaders don’t believe in vaccinations(I could be wrong on the facts here).

          3. The analogy only holds up if the typical response to dialog is to kill the doctor instead of trying to bilk them out of money for measuring thetan levels.

          4. CampingInYourPark

            To clarify, I wasn’t referring to gunning people down as providing or informing someone of modern enhancements to life.
            My objection is to a government limiting the ability of someone to interact peacefully with another human being even at the risk of their own life and to the probable determent of the people on the island he may have interacted with.
            I don’t feel sorry for the Chau fellow. He played a stupid game and won the appropriate prize.

    2. Atanarjuat

      The disease issue will be a tricky one. Getting medical care and supplies in will be difficult given the mistrust of outsiders.

    3. It’d be one thing if they were amenable to contact and the Indian government shut them out, but these folks have a history of immediate and devastating engagement with all intruders.

      1. westernsloper

        So what you are saying is they are racists, because only racists don’t want open borders.

      2. CampingInYourPark

        …these folks have a history of immediate and devastating engagement with all intruders.

        Isn’t this the case for most every group of people in history that was isolated geographically until they become more familiar with outsiders?

    4. Tejicano

      I see this as the state in which basically all humans existed until trade started to make a difference. I suppose that most first world citizens read this with a sense of amazement. But this is pretty much the norm for humans in small (less than a thousand members) groups in their traditional setting.

    5. Juvenile Bluster

      Kind of like Commodore Perry sailing up to Japan with a few massive warships in the early 1850s and saying “Hey guys, wanna go ahead and open up your ports to trade? That’d be great”.

      Of course, that led to the Meiji Restoration, which led to about a half century of bad shit by the Japanese.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    It is indeed a rare car and I’m tempted to go take a look, but the tone of the ad (and the zebra seat covers) give me pause.

    500 bucks. Maybe 700 if it moves under its own power.

    1. Tundra

      It looks like a rattle-can paint job (did you notice the red spring on the starboard side?), but the real question is the tin-worm situation. They are pretty sweet cars. I was at a show over the summer and a vendor had a recently restored one on display. $25K!!

  27. Slammer

    China matches Nato in information arms race with deal for ‘Ferrari of war room software’

    Deal with Belgian company puts China on equal footing with US

    China has obtained the big screen software used by Nato and the United States for war room mapping, putting its forces on an equal organisational footing with some of the West’s elite military operations.

    Luciad, a defence contractor based in Leuven, Belgium, is selling the Chinese government high performance software used for situational awareness by the military commands of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, according to information from Chinese government contractors verified by the South China Morning Post.

    The package includes LuciadLightspeed, a program that can process real-time data, including that from fast-moving objects, with speed and accuracy.

    Under Chinese law, a foreign vendor supplying software to the Chinese government must disclose every line of source code to authorities for a security check. It was unclear whether Luciad has complied with that requirement. The company did not respond to requests for comment.

    Adopting technology used by Nato in military command may not be without risk to China, according to a Beijing-based information security expert who has worked with the government.

    The software might contain hidden codes. “It can lead to unauthorised infiltration of the brain of Chinese military operations,” the researcher said.

    Luciad’s software is now used not only by Nato member nations but also by major arms contractors, including Boeing, Airbus Defence and Space, Lockheed Martin and Thales.

    The company was bought last year by Hexagon, a technology group based in Sweden.

    Hexagon has established ties with the Chinese military and defence industry. Its technology has been used by the manufacturer of China’s stealth aircraft.

    WTF Belgium and Sweden

    1. Suthenboy

      I am guessing they slipped them a turd.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s war room software. I feel like we’re re-enacting Dr. Strangelove.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        +1 Big Board

        1. Bobarian LMD

          “Gentlemen, there is no fighting in the war room!”

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I would think of all people, the commenters here would respect the islanders’ obvious wish to be left alone.

    Is it the wish of the island tribe’s members, or is it the wish of some U N Cultural Attache to preserve their aboriginal innocence for study?

    1. Given the number of dead “cultural ambassadors” and anthropologists piled up on the island, I’m comfortable saying it’s the wish of the tribe’s members.

      More info on some of the contact attempts

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      We certainly wouldn’t want to disrupt their quaint, murderous traditions.

      1. In Texas, they call those traditions the Castle doctrine

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Airdrop iPads onto them that are pre-loaded with Candy Crush and all the episodes of Melrose Place. They’ll never stand a chance.

          1. CampingInYourPark

            Just think of the future a Sentinalese(whatever they are called) youth could dream of haven been given(or having taken of a fresh corpse) a pair of driving gloves!

          2. I’m not going anywhere near there.

    3. Democratic Hitler

      Prime Directive.

      1. Maximize the value for the shareholders? I’m not seeing what that has to do with this.

  29. Rebel Scum

    The Left’s Accusation That The Right Is Fascist Is Simply Psychological Projection

    Friedrich Nietzsche cautioned those who fight monsters to take care lest they become monsters themselves. He should have also warned those pretending to fight monsters, whose imagined enemies are really projections of their own evils.

    Consider Antifa, those self-styled anti-fascists who recently made headlines for harassing the family of Fox News host Tucker Carlson. The paucity of actual Nazis in this country would seem to make Antifa superfluous, but they have a talent for detecting fascists everywhere. Having determined that practically everything and everyone (themselves excepted) is fascist, they spend their free time going about in black shirts smashing things and looking for political opponents to threaten and beat up.

    Proggies progject. It’s what they do. Overall a decent piece.

    1. Gillespie

      The link, it is missing. Sucked into the nihilist void.

      1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        It’s in the abyss. If you stare long enough you might find it.

    2. Rebel Scum
      1. The danger of Antifa is not that they will do much damage themselves, but that they will normalize political violence for those who would be good at it.

        It’s like they read my civil war articles!

        1. Why some people want to playact at that is mostly a psychological question, although the answers are not obscure—people crave significance, purpose, and accomplishment

          Yup.

    3. Gillespie

      The danger of Antifa is not that they will do much damage themselves, but that they will normalize political violence for those who would be good at it.

      That’s pretty much my only concern with them as well. Reminds me of the piece in the New Yorker by Malcolm Gladwell about the Thresholds of Violence.

      1. Gillespie

        And I just quoted same bit as the resident trshmnstr. Well at least our eyes were both on the prize.

      2. Democratic Hitler

        You’re not the real Nick Gillespie. The real Gillespie wouldn’t be caught dead reading something from the Federalist.

    4. commodious spittoon

      I get the sense this sort of thing falls on deaf ears because lefties are smitten with their right-side-of-history bullshit, but also because they see their inevitable presidential win as the corrective for the dark age years of Republican administration. You can’t possibly vote to reduce the scale and scope of executive power, not even while it’s held by their most dreadful adversary, the Mechanazitrumputinfuhrer, because Republicans will steal all the keys off the keyboards on their way out the door and leave Democrats impotent to restore the progressive agenda. So they’ll fight to keep Trump empowered to do whatever he wants, trusting that progressive saboteurs in the judiciary will continue hemming him in, and expecting that their permanent, unquestioned subjugation of the federal apparatus is only a few elections away.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    China has obtained the big screen software used by Nato and the United States for war room mapping, putting its forces on an equal organisational footing with some of the West’s elite military operations.

    Jesus. “They can maybe see us coming” not same as “They can stop us”.

    1. WTF

      “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”
      – Mike Tyson

  31. Drake

    This is the big story in NJ this morning. A quadruple homicide and at least two house fires. The guy was some kind of tech exec. It sounds like the opening scene of a detective novel.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      When I heard this yesterday, I was certain it would turn out to be murder/suicide. That, however, does not appear to be the case. It’ll be interesting to see how it shakes out.

      1. Drake

        Sounds like they burned the house down with the family in it and shot the guy in his front yard – damn cold-blooded.

      2. PBRstreetgang

        Cold Blooded indeed. He got on the wrong side of somebody.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    a vendor had a recently restored one on display. $25K!!

    He probably has 50 in it.

    They are kind of funky cars, but…

    1. Tundra

      Probably.

      I really like them and they share most of the parts with the Spitfire, but they are really tough to find. Someday I’ll have a matched set.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Travel for any purpose to the North Sentinel island is banned, both to protect its inhabitants and because they have been known to attack outsiders in the past.

    Uh huh…

    Indian media reports described Mr Chau as an adventure tourist who had visited the Andaman island chain multiple times in the past. One unnamed police source told the Reuters news agency Mr Chau had shown a strong desire to meet the Sentinelese.

    I suppose he had the desire even if it was the last thing he did.

  34. Pat

    How A Mysterious Tech Billionaire Created Two Fortunes—And A Global Software Sweatshop

    For many people living outside the U.S., Crossover’s compensation is a dream. Software engineers with two years of experience make $15 an hour; those with five years, called software architects, earn $30 an hour. For engineers with eight years of experience, called chief software architects, the rate is $50 an hour, or $100,000 a year based on a 40-hour workweek. This compares to starting programmers at Google, for example, which Payscale reports earn about $130,000 per year fresh out of college.

    For ESW’s contractors, there are no paid vacations, healthcare benefits or bonuses. There aren’t even company-issued PCs. Contractors use their own hardware. And when it comes to paperwork and regulations, it’s up to the contractors to report and pay taxes in their local jurisdictions. Crossover administers tests to determine whether a recruit can handle the work and would be a good fit, and often new recruits spend days working online during a boot camp to standardize workflow processes.

    Not all of Crossover’s cloud-wage earners are happy. It was Alejandra Marquez’s job to find coders for Crossover while working from her home in Buenos Aires in 2015. “People who lived in Venezuela and Ukraine really needed the money,” Marquez says. “They would do anything to get a U.S. dollar job.”

    But Marquez took issue with the tracking software. “You don’t have any privacy. They can see through your desktop camera. They track everything,” she says.

    Others say Crossover is running the cloud equivalent of a software sweatshop.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Meh in general there is, for now, work in software to have choices if you don’t like the conditions. In Romania if you are 100% honest about your taxes it may not really be worth it, but most are not so would probably pay little tax on it. Working 200 hours which is not that excessive at 30 and hour means 6k a month mostly tax free I assume, so I see Romanians doing this. Work from home, no commute…

      But know people who do contract based it work and they do not expect benefits or paid vacation. It is part of the contracting work. You take unpaid vacation during projects, but usually it pays enough so that on average over the year you are better off than working for a local company with paid vacation and benefits. And more flexible, working from home and all.

  35. Rufus the Monocled

    Sentinel Island was always known to be inhabited by hostile people. I know one person who managed to make contact with them without perishing.

    Hard to feel sorry for people who take this chance only to die. Sucks but what the heck was he thinking?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He was saving them, dude.

      There were conflicting reports among local media regarding the purpose of Mr Chau’s visit to the island. The Andaman Sheekha newspaper quoted sources saying Mr Chau had been to the Andamans five times in the past and wanted to meet the Sentinelese “to preach Christianity”.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        The ONE time I comment on the title alone and you embarrass me like that?

        I retract.

        Thanks.

        1. Wha? Canukistanis areally are too polite. Normal response is to double down and inisist evidence is fabricated or irrelevent.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            When I’m wrong. I’m wrong.

            Two traits my family, who have a hard time with me and my rational and cut-dry ways, always liked me for were:

            The ability to admit when wrong and move on.

            And to never let an argument go beyond than it needs to. I carry no grudges.

          2. I’m more prone to nail my colors to the mast on the wrong hill and mix metaphors like hard liquors.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Aggh! Never MULTI-TASK! I think SN was being sarcastic?!

        But it still doesn’t detract it’s illegal to go there.

  36. Tundra

    First Step: Pro-Cop, Pro-Borders, Pro-Criminal Justice Reform

    My own awakening to the systemic flaws and failures of our criminal justice system came from viewing it through the eyes of the wrongfully accused and wrongfully convicted. Prosecutorial misconduct, police malfeasance, investigative bias and a guilty-until-proven-innocent agenda have ruined lives and squandered limited resources. From there, I’ve come to appreciate activists and practitioners on both sides of the aisle educating people about sweeping “hang ’em high” mandates that ensnare millions of their fellow citizens, clogging up jail space and wasting away productive years.

    I’m actually a little shocked she wrote this. Good column.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m more than a little shocked, Malkin has a reputation for being just to the right of Duterte on most criminal matters.

      1. Tundra

        We have a law ‘n order conservative in the office who has recently had a similar awakening. Eventually, the truth is just too hard to ignore.

        1. westernsloper

          My SoCon parents are waking up as well. The Mueller investigation opened a lot of eyes to what total sleazeballs those fuckers are, and have been for 40 years. They have been ruining peoples lives for decades because the system allows them to. I have had some interesting conversations with them recently.

        2. MikeS

          I was that guy only 3 years ago. Reason articles, pushed on me by my brother, opened my eyes.

          1. Chipwooder

            Despite his sad, Trump-inspired decline, I have to give Balko a ton of credit on this subject.

      2. Pat

        I don’t think she’s ever been quite as authoritarian as her reputation suggests, but her metamorphosis on criminal justice reform seemed to coincide with her diseased kid being successfully treated with CBD.

        1. Suthenboy

          The awakening is often a case of ‘…not my ox!’, which this seems to be.

          “My own awakening to the systemic flaws and failures of our criminal justice system came from viewing it through the eyes of the wrongfully accused and wrongfully convicted. Prosecutorial misconduct, police malfeasance, investigative bias and a guilty-until-proven-innocent agenda…”

        2. MikeS

          Wow. She’s gonna find herself kicked right the hell out of the SoCon tent if she doesn’t cool it.

      3. Chipwooder

        Yes. Malkin is usually a caricature. Good for her. Now what’s PowerLine’s excuse? As Tundra has been pointing out, Paul Mirengoff has been downright hysterical.

        PL writes some good stuff, but my god do they ever embarrass themselves when the subject is cops and prosecutors.

      4. Tonio

        I stand with the Scruffster on this.

    2. Nephilium

      Come on Republicans, get on the criminal justice reform wagon, and off the “Boys in Blue are Heroes” one. Give me a reason to vote for you.

      1. ^^ this. I think the younger generation of conservatives are much more amenable to criminal justice reform than the boomers.

    3. Suthenboy

      She is dead on about that. I have never been accused of anything myself but a family member has. I watched the process from start to finish, including sitting in on the trial every day.
      It was a cluster-fuck and a farce designed to disguise that the instant the accusation was made the outcome was a forgone conclusion.

      Disgraceful.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    For ESW’s contractors, there are no paid vacations, healthcare benefits or bonuses. There aren’t even company-issued PCs. Contractors use their own hardware. And when it comes to paperwork and regulations, it’s up to the contractors to report and pay taxes in their local jurisdictions.

    OMFG slavery.

  38. Rebel Scum

    Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin of the left having an online battle.

    So what you are saying is cripple fight.

    Also, one of the comments:

    2 reasons her boyfriend loves BJ. First feels good, second that 15 minuets of silence

    Heh.

  39. Rufus the Monocled

    Hey hockey guys. I had the misfortune of flipping through channels one night and left it on the Sens-Panthers game for a couple of minutes (I have Lajoie and Hoffman in my pool but I suck). that game was cursed. First, they saluted their equipment guy who had been with the team for 26 years with tributes by Alfredsson, Fischer, Spezza etc. and the entire team with the family in he crowd. Then, they stopped the first period at the 3:47 mark because of a medical emergency with a person in the crowd.

    And then….VIncent Trocheck’s injury. Man was that absolutely ugly. Watching him crawl on the ice screaming like a wounded animal was horrible.

    He underwent immediate surgery. No idea if he snapped his lower leg in two or if it was a complete break of the ankle.

    1. Tundra

      Yikes!

      It didn’t look bad at first, but you can see in the replay how it broke. That sucks.

      Remember this one?

      I was surprised Foster ever made it back.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Yes I do.

        From the clip: “Broken right leg….likely out for the season”. Lol. No shit.

        On Officepools reporting on Trocheck: Likely return date November 28, 2018.

        Yeh-k. Good luck with that.

        Probably a typo.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      This has been a bad week or so for gruesome leg injuries. Trochek, Alex Smith, Caris LeVert…

    3. The Other Kevin

      That looked like a dislocated knee. Remember the Blackhawks player (I think it was Rosival?) who got the toe of his skate stuck in the ice, and broke his shin bones? You could see his foot turn in a completely wrong direction, and when they carried him off his foot was just dangling there. That was like the Joe Theisman of hockey injuries.

      1. The Other Kevin
        1. Rufus the Monocled

          I hope you don’t mind I won’t be clicking on that.

        2. The Other Kevin

          No offense taken!

  40. Scruffy Nerfherder

    You know, when you’re an accountant for a sizable construction company, you really shouldn’t set your email font to Comic Sans.

    1. Nephilium

      You know, when you’re an accountant for a sizable construction company, you really shouldn’t set your email font to Comic Sans.

      Fixed that for you. And get rid of the damned background images as well.

      /shakes fist at youts

      1. Around here, it’s the old folks who put obnoxious background images on their e-mails and futz about with font and, worse, text color.

        1. Yep, it’s usually the 55 year old admins who have emails that look like a unicorn barfed in a glitter factory.

    2. DOOMco

      That’s an act of violence, and you can respond without breaking the nap.

      1. Okay, someone explain to me the oversized hate for a font. There are far uglier and harder to read typefaces out there, why the special vitriol for comic sans?

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Its cultural, not typographical. Its associated with a certain type of user from a certain period in time. Use of Comic Sans was strong with the Septemberites.

  41. Suthenboy

    I am looking at Sentinel Island on google earth. I see no evidence of human habitation or improvement whatever. I can only imagine what life there must be like…I am imagining something along the lines of those ’70s Italian cannibal horror movies.
    It is a good thing they dont want me to visit, otherwise they would be damned disappointed.

    1. PieInTheSky

      RACIST !!!!!!!!!

    2. Suthenboy

      On further examination I see what appears to be a footpath along the north edge of the island.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        “Highway 1”

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It looks like a real shithole, I bet you can’t even get dialup there.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Actually it is all a hologram and it is in fact a Wakanda like supercivilization which uses the illusion of primitive tribes to keep evil white men away.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          The bows and arrows and the shameless public nudity are nice touches then.

    4. Hyperion

      Noble savages, Suthen.

      1. I don’t care if they’re Dukes of the dirt pile, or princes of the primeval… Actually, thinking about it “Princes of the Primeval” would make a good title. I’m filing that one away for later.

        What was I going on about again? Oh right, the ignomany of the noble savage.

        1. Hyperion

          One of the biggest myths ever. it’s well documented that the most primitive people’s are the most violent societies. This entire the world was a peaceful utopia before whitey showed up must be some sort of attempt as comedic parody.

          I think that the best example I’ve seen of this, yet, was a documentary I saw a few years back about a tribe that was coming out of the forest near the Brazil/Peru border in the Amazon forest. They were raiding villages on the other side of the river there and disappearing back into the forest. The people living in the villages, modern Brazilians, were scared of course. So they sent out some gubmist folks to investigate, including a couple of anthropologists who were familiar with the local native languages.

          Well, come to find out, the invaders only wanted one thing. The lifestyle of the villagers they were stealing from.

          They did a live interview with the leader of the tribe. What he had to say was something like this:

          We want to be on your side of the river. Our live’s are horrible. We are bitten by insects all day long. We cannot sleep at night because of the insects and fear we will be killed by wild beasts or people from other villages who try to kill us all the time, we live constantly in fear. We want food and clothing like you have, we never want to go back to the forest.

          All of the tribe were given the choice to return to the forest or stay. Zero of them chose to go back to the forest. Well, there goes the paradise and noble savage theory.

    5. whiz

      On google earth there are 3,684 reviews for North Sentinel Island (3.9/5.0). They are hilarious.

    6. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

      It should be the venue for the next Fyre Festival.

  42. Pope Jimbo

    I am sure that tomorrow SugarFree and HM will be sitting down to this Minnesoda Twerkey.

    Those two shitlords won’t care that a male subordinate disobeyed his female boss to make the Twerkey.

    Lead designer Lucas Rorvick cooked up the cheeky concept, despite apprehensions from his boss, Nadia Cakes owner Abby Jimenez.

    “He thought it would be funny,” Jimenez says. “I was hesitant because it’s a little edgy and I initially told him no, that he couldn’t make it. He made it anyway!”

    1. Nephilium

      That’s nice and all, but do you have a Kegmas Tree? It’s supposed to be lit up at 19:00 Eastern and is composed of 450 empty kegs.

    2. SugarFree

      “Damn, girl. You thighs are lookin’ fine.”

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Of course you are going to say stuff like that about the dark meat.

    3. Luther Baldwin

      That’s… spectacular.

  43. PieInTheSky

    When To Trust Research Findings

    https://www.strongerbyscience.com/trust-research-findings/

    Decent overview, but not anything that has not already been said many times…

    1. Suthenboy

      It seems to me that the problems he lists are more prominent in some fields than others by orders of magnitude.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Yes but nutrition and physical fitness are among the worst offenders and that is his work

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      common threshold is p<0.05

      Even amongst legitimate results, if 100 tests p<0.05, then 5 of them are false.

      5% of all PhD awarded, successful drug studies, whatever . . . are based on false results.

    1. Suthenboy

      When did y’all start listening to bubble gum pop?
      Y’all are really 14 yo girls, aren’t you?

      1. Chipwooder

        I’ll listen to anything if I get to watch the Dolphins cheerleaders prance about in bikinis.

        1. Suthenboy

          Fair point.

          *hands Chipwooder a grape blowpop*

        2. Gillespie

          ^^This right here.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Y’all are really 14 yo girls, aren’t you?

        Why don’t you have a seat and tell us why you came here, Suthen.

      3. Atanarjuat

        Why do you think omwc hangs out here?

      4. Banjos

        “Today in birthdays we have Voltaire, actress Goldie Hawn, actor Harold Ramis, weirdo Bjork, and for our target audience: singer Carly Rae Jepsen.”

    2. PieInTheSky

      there was a side by side mashup of that and some marines in Iraq doing the exact same poses

  44. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. The problem with us Minnesodans is that we are too nice.

    Local lefty columnist tells a story about how Humphrey refused to use dirty campaign tactics to beat Nixon during the ’68 campaign. Sort of glosses over the fact that the dirty information came from a bug the FBI had planted in Nixon’s campaign.

    And he said, “Well Johnson did bring it to Hubert. And Hubert called us in, and he said, ‘Boys, what do I do with this transcript?’ And they all said, ‘You’ve gotta get it to the press. It will win the election for you.’

    “And Humphrey said: ‘I’m from Minnesota. We believe in clean politics. I’m not gonna play that way.’”

    “If you go to the Vietnam memorial,” Eizenstat said, wrapping up the tale, “you’ll see that about 40 percent of the kids who died, died after Nixon was elected.”

    1. Just Say’n

      “you’ll see that about 40 percent of the kids who died, died after Nixon was elected.”

      Now there is a take.

      1. WTF

        So the left continues to justify any means, including lying, cheating, stealing, slander, etc. to win, because it is a moral imperative for the left to hold power.

        Sure, sounds legit.

    2. Chipwooder

      Bugging is only bad when assholes like Dick Nixon do it.

      Also, the notion that Humphrey would have immediately set about dismantling the war that the two previous Dem presidents started is laughable.

      1. Just Say’n

        Humphrey literally ran on continuing the conflict, while Nixon ran on ending the conflict (albeit with a secret plan that made no sense).

  45. Just Say’n

    Michael Malice

    @michaelmalice

    The corporate press will tell you that the brouhaha with Jim Acosta is more of threat to journalistic freedom than the effective house arrest of Julian Assange.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Acosta is right people. They worked hard to become right people. Will not give it up now I dont think

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      They should allow Alex Jones to have a pass. Then sit back and watch.

      1. Just Say’n

        Oh yeah, I seem to remember that when the White House gave Infowars a temporary press pass our great defenders of the First Amendment lost their shit and demanded that it be revoked.

        https://www.salon.com/2017/05/03/alex-jones-infowars-has-been-granted-a-weekly-white-house-press-pass-regular-press-credentials-are-pending_partner/

        For posterity, because it is important to remember that the difference between a bag of dicks and the corporate press is negligible.

        1. leon

          Don’t you find that offensive to people who like to consume bags of dicks?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Assange isn’t a member of the “approved media”

    4. Suthenboy

      They have let TDS set a horrible precedent that they are going to regret.

      1. You’re giving them too much credit. Regret implies a sense of personal accountability that I think is lacking in a lot of these people.

    5. Chipwooder

      JournOlistic freedom

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Worse than the seat covers, there are no pictures of the rear of the car. Like intentionally no pictures.

    You noticed that, too?

  47. Wonderful Wednesday gives you cleavage before the long weekend.

    http://archive.is/jhfbV

    Far too many good choices, but I’ll take 7 since I’m not greedy.

    1. Bonus:

      https://www.instagram.com/niecewaidhofer/

      As instathots go, she’s pretty top shelf.

    2. Gillespie

      I swore I’ve seen 10 before so I can’t go with her this time (variety is the spice of life after all). 7 is life. 26 and 48 (dem freckles, swoon) are love.

    3. Pat

      While not customarily a yellow fever sufferer, 28 does something for me. Also 72.

    4. prolefeed

      Too many fine women to count, but 10 and 67 really hit it for me.

  48. Warty

    From yesterday’s Whomst Jewmst post: Don’t try to fool Yahweh. He can get pretty nasty if he feels like you’re trying to get around his commandments.

    Yeah? Then why can you trick him by putting a timer on your oven?

  49. Pat

    The bizarre bias that affects how you shop

    Overweight people face a barrage of prejudice in many areas of life – from being less likely to be offered a job to being unfairly judged as lazy or weak-willed. In shops, for example, sales assistants are less likely to meet their eyes or smile.

    An undercover shopping experiment has now shown that this bias even extends to the shapes of products that customers are recommended: customers of a greater weight are encouraged to buy rounder items.

    When an actor with a BMI within the healthy range went shopping for watches and perfume, she was offered a range of products from sales assistants. Two covert researchers shadowed the actor’s progress without the shop assistants’ knowledge, recording how angular or round the products they recommended were.

    Next, the actor donned a professionally constructed body prosthesis that made her appear to be obese. She wore the same clothes as before in a larger size – a plain blue-green T-shirt layered over a long-sleeve white top, dark jeans and flip-flops. She went back to the shops, still trailed by the two researchers.

    In total, she had 37 sales encounters, collecting up to three watch or perfume recommendations from each. After analysing the results, the researchers found that when wearing the prosthesis, the actor was recommended rounder watches and rounder bottles of perfume.

    1. Problem – Who goes about asking retail staff for recommendations? Who even talks to the retail staff beyond “I would like to check out” and “Have a nice day”?

      1. The Other Kevin

        I think only people who are doing research studies to confirm their grievance issues do that. Normal people do not.

    2. Suthenboy

      See Pie’s comment upthread.

      I am calling bullshit. They either found what they wanted to find or just made it up. Could be trolling I guess.

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      This smells like p-hacking

    4. PieInTheSky

      given the massive replication crisis of much better studies than this I smell bullshit

  50. Just Say’n

    “American and British lawmakers are mounting pressure on their governments to curb involvement in *Interpol *if Alexander Prokopchuk, a senior Russian police officer, is elected as its new head today. They fear his elevation would lead to Kremlin interference in the work of the international police body, whose previous boss, Meng ongwei, has been detained by Chinese authorities since September.”

    This blurb from the Economist morning links basically sums-up the stupidity that rules the West today. What a farce

    1. Just Say’n

      “Meng ongwei, has been detained by Chinese authorities since September.”

      So weird that this was not a cause de celebre, but a Russia getting nominated ushered in a new round of righteous indignation

      1. Suthenboy

        Am I reading that right? The head of INTERPOL has been detained by the Chinese government?

        1. Old news, I thought they’d executed him already.

          1. Suthenboy

            I missed it. How is that not a major international incident?

          2. It’s china abusing a chinese national. The media won’t peep about it, and none of the governments really give a crap.

          3. Just Say’n

            Because it’s China and they get a pass from the West. Much like Saudi Arabia has always gotten a pass from the US

        2. Just Say’n

          You missed the most important part: they may nominate a Russian now (cue “Russia, Russia, Russia!”).

          Russia needs to follow China’s three steps to running an authoritarian state and having the West still praise and trade with you.

          (1) Build your manufacturing base
          (2) Buy sovereign debt from the largest and most influential Western nations
          (3) Do whatever the fuck you want, because the West is just going to ignore it now

          1. Just Say’n

            If Tiananmen Square were to happen today, I doubt any major American news outlet would even dwell on it beyond a day. And I really doubt that China would suffer any repercussions from the West beyond maybe a reserved scolding.

            Just look at the hilarious juxtaposition of the same people gnashing their teeth over Iran sanctions and Chinese tariffs when it comes to Russian sanctions. This is especially true with many woke libertarian commentators.

          2. leon

            I had a professor who was arrested during the Tiananmen Protests for espousing Milton Freidman like economic views.

          3. Just Say’n

            So weird that China sounds a lot like our college campuses

        3. Gustave Lytton

          He was, I guess, a Chinese politician/deputy head of their Public Safety. And China was apparently using Interpol to get a hold of corruption/regime opponents. I’m not sure I’d cry any tears over that.

          1. Just Say’n

            I’m not crying any tears over him. I’m saying that no other country would get away with that without the international community crying foul. A Russian was merely nominated and there was a outrage fest, which again did not occur when a Chinese was nominated, who also had connections with the ruling regime. Come on, the double standard here is just too obvious

  51. Enough About Palin

    Project much you ignorant piece of shit?

    Obama Trashes Trump: ‘Confused, Blind, Shrouded with Hate,’ Has ‘Mommy Issues’…

    https://news.grabien.com/story-obama-trashes-trump-were-still-confused-blind-shrouded-hate

    But of course he’s angry; his policies been totally discredited.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I will not let you sit there and malign our Engineer In Chief:

      “Climate change, we’re going to have to come up with some new technologies to solve the problem as much as we need to,” Obama said. “Although even on something like that, right now I could take off the shelf existing technologies, we could reduce carbon emissions by let’s say 30 percent, without any, you know it’s not like we would have to go back to caves and you know live off, you know, fire.”

      “We could have electricity and smartphones and all that stuff which would buy us probably another 20, 30 years for that technological breakthrough that’s necessary,” Obama continued. “The reason we don’t do it is because we are still confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism, mommy issues.”

      Yup, all we have to do is wait until those pesky laws of thermodynamics expire.

      1. Hyperion

        “Climate change, we’re going to have to come up with some new technologies to solve the problem as much as we need to,” Obama said.”

        New technology. Hahahahhaaahhahaaa! Here’s a luddite who can’t even figure out how to turn the internets on and who is clinging to a century + old failed ideology. New technology, yeah right.

      2. WTF

        Greenhouse gas emissions in the US have declined since Trump took office. So by the left’s own metric, Trump is better on climate change than Obama.

      3. B.P.

        Good old Obama. “You can have everything, with no tradeoffs. Just follow me this way…”

    2. Hyperion

      Muh legacy! The butthurt, it burns!

    3. Suthenboy

      He is talking about Trump voters. This is just his version of ‘basket of deplorables”

      I dont know who told the party of identity politics (hate and resentment politics) that trashing voters was a winning strategy but I hope they keep it up.

      1. WTF

        It actually seemed to work in Arizona.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Extremists

    The briefing was held after Erin Willey, a former deputy with the sheriff’s office, was fired in July, when photos were published of her in The Columbian wearing a Proud Boys Girls sweatshirt. The sheriff’s office said her affilaition with the group violated its nondiscrimination and anti-harrassment policies.

    “The FBI categorizes the Proud Boys as an extremist group with ties to white nationalism,” an executive summary of the report read. “The Proud Boy Girls are believed to be an affiliate group of women who openly support the ideology of the Proud Boys. The FBI Seattle office is unaware of how many female members are active in the Pacific Northwest.”

    The group was banned from online platforms such as Twitter and Facebook in October.

    An FBI spokesperson said in an emailed statement that the agency does not launch investigations “based solely on an individual’s race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, or the exercise of First Amendment rights.”

    “Our focus is not on membership in particular groups but on individuals who commit violence and criminal activity that constitutes a federal crime or poses a threat to national security,” she continued. “When it comes to domestic terrorism, our investigations focus solely on criminal activity of individuals—regardless of group membership—which appears to be intended to intimidate or coerce the civilian population or influence the policy of the government by intimidation or coercion.”

    “The FBI does not and will not police ideology.”

    They conveniently omit the part about “involved in violent clashes” is not necessarily the same as “initiated violence”.

    The FBI does not police ideology. And there is no cannibalism in the Royal Navy.

    Not much, anyway.

    1. Suthenboy

      Has anyone given any actual examples of the proud boys doing any of the stuff they are accused of? All I have seen is hand waiving and nebulous generalities.
      Their ranks are chock full of non-whites.
      What is the status of AntiFa according to the FBI? Talk about false equivalence…

    2. Honest question: Are the Proud Boys really a white nationalist group? My understanding is that they’re associated with Gavin McInnes and are something like what the “straight edge” movement was. Anti-PC, yes, but more about pro-western culture and traditional gender roles. They’re probably western chauvinists more than anything, as I understand them. Are we calling that “white supremacy” now?

      1. Your assessment meshes with what my understanding is of the organization.

      2. Suthenboy

        Yes, that is what they are calling white supremacy. Also in that category is meritocracy, success, logic, and in some cases even math.
        It is demoralization writ large.

      3. Hyperion

        The left have been busy stuffing our education system, media, and all bureaucracies with far left ideologues for the last 100 years, while everyone else went about their life caring for their family. This is the expected results, everyone right of Mao will be labeled right wing extremists of whatever sort is the flavor of the day.

      4. Rebel Scum

        “White supremacist”, like “racist”, is just someone with whom the left disagrees on any particular issue.

        1. Hyperion

          Uncle Toms, Uncle Juans, Uncle Wongs, and the white wiminz that hang out with them, Auntie White Jemimas.

      5. BakedPenguin

        They have minority members. I saw one video where they were going to be defending against Antifa, and there were black and Hispanic members among their group.

        If they’re racist, they’re doing it wrong.

  53. DOOMco

    So I’ve run into a problem on my WRX.
    Sometimes, I can’t pull my seat belt out. It just locks up. Sometimes I can mess with it and slowly get it to give me a bit of seatbelt and then it’ll relock.
    Then, seemingly at random, it goes back to normal. The only pattern I’ve noticed for it is that this seems to happen only when I have less than half a tank of gas.
    Is this the solenoid in the seatbelt?

    1. DOOMco

      This has happened about 5 times now, usually it’ll last a few hours. About half the time I can get it to let enough seatbelt out so I can wear it.

    2. Tundra

      Could it be the pretensioner? I know that they have gotten pretty sophisticated (not just inertial anymore) so possibly something is fucked up there.

      Did you cruise the WRX forums?

      1. DOOMco

        Yeah I looked around but didn’t see much that looked like my problem exactly. I will probably end up with a whole new seatbelt.
        I don’t want to go to Subaru over it. Maybe I’ll end up there, the e brake needs some looking at as well.

    3. JohnnyCab

      I believe it’s an inertial locking device – no solenoid. Probably have to take off plastic/cover the jiggle shit around and/or check for gummed up parts.

      1. DOOMco

        Gotta take the seat out to get the trim off, have to take the side doors off to get the seat out. This will be fun.

    4. The Last American Hero

      Replace it with a 5 point harness. It’s a WRX.

      1. DOOMco

        This is the answer I like the most and my girlfriend likes the least.

  54. A Leap at the Wheel

    I need some recommendations for classics for a (very) precocious 9 year old reader. He really liked my last three recommendations – the Narnia Chronicles, Warhorse, and A Wrinkle in Time.

    The list I have is as follows:
    The Chronicles of Prydain
    Lord of the Flies
    Robinson Crusoe
    The Hobbit
    Red Planet (RAH’s Juvie)
    Beowolf (I picked the Frederick Rebsamen, but know next to nothing about it)

    What should I add? The plan is to present him with the list and read it together. I haven’t done much if any reading with my kids – I’m way dyslexic and reading out loud is very taxing. Hell, reading in general is very taxing for me. But he’s getting to the age where I want to revisit some of the novels I’ve read or fill in some gaps on stuff I missed.

    1. SugarFree

      Heinlein juveniles: Rolling Stones is a nice look at natural free market capitalism, Tunnel in the Sky is about self-reliance through pioneerism, and Citizen of the Galaxy is anti-slavery.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Anthologies collected from the pre-woke age of sci fi periodicals were a hit for ten-y/o me. I didn’t know it was pre-woke, of course, but I can’t imagine much gets published these days that isn’t carefully vetted by Marxists. Do they even still make sci-fi mags?

        1. They have skinsuits walking around wearing the old titles. I think some publication claims to be Weird Tales, but is not.

        2. A Leap at the Wheel

          Fuck, how did I not have REH’s Conan on that list. Added.

          1. commodious spittoon

            And Heavy Metal mags. Must-have. My closest friend in elementary and middle school had a stack his dad left, tactically, I can only assume, in the boys’ bathroom vanity.

      2. Endless Mike

        Tunnel in the Sky had a profound effect on me – I read it as a Junior High /High Schooler, and it is one of the few novels that still crosses my mind to this day.

    2. Suthenboy

      The old man and the sea. – Hemingway is good for kids. His language is straightforward and easy to follow. The lessons are important.

      If I wasn’t already buzzed and half brain dead I could come up with a hundred off of the top of my head but I am just drawing a blank

      1. Tundra

        Good choices.

        Jack London’s Call of the Wild and White Fang are great, too.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Oh yeah, Jack London should be on the list. Kid really really like Hatchet and likes the outdoors IRL.

          Suthen – I need to reread Hemmingway. I was forced to read Old Man and the Sea and For Whom the Bell tolls in highschool. I was an ornery cunt and refused to like anything I was forced to read. Most of what I went back to as an adult I still don’t like (including Grapes of Wrath) but I might give this one a shot.

          1. Tundra

            I fucking hate Steinbeck, then and now, but Hemmingway holds up well.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Brain fart – I always mix those two together in my head. Had to read them back to back, and didn’t like either and they both felt “Great American Novel”ly to me.

          3. Suthenboy

            Worse…Melville. So tedious. By the time I struggled to the end of Moby Dick I was nearly in tears. I started checking how far to finish about 3/4 the way through. “Oh thank God, only 500 more pages.”

            King Kong is better. It is a shorter, easier to consume Moby Dick.

          4. Suthenboy

            It is a short read and the lesson is invaluable: to accomplish anything you have to do it in spite of every one else and then when you have the parasites come and take it from you.

        2. Suthenboy

          Ahhhhh. Yes, absolutely. London is a cant miss.

          She – Haggerd
          Kim – Kipling
          Heart of Darkness – Conrad

          Uh….what else did I read at that age? Besides Robert Howard I mean.

          1. Tundra

            Playboy?

          2. Suthenboy

            I grew up next to 100K acre abandoned army camp. People dumped a lot of garbage out there. We could find playboy, penthouse and hustler at will.

          3. When I was a kid there was a nearby plot of land that was being developed into condos. There was as pine forest that was zigzagged with trails. And barely hidden magazine porn stashes all over the place. Not sure why anyone would let their mags get watersoaked but what do I know?

          4. A Leap at the Wheel

            Man, I just played in a giant pile of broken porcelain outside the factory.

          5. A Leap at the Wheel

            Huh, I always thought Heart of Darkness was a slightly more mature book. I haven’t read it. I should look into it.

          6. Suthenboy

            You may be right. The parent should vet that one. It aint called heart of darkness for no reason. At that age I ate that shit up, but then…well, you see how I turned out.

          7. A Leap at the Wheel

            I mean, my dad gave me a copy of Brave New World when I was 8, so yeah…

          8. Tundra

            A couple more years, maybe. I think it’s more meaningful with a few miles on the odometer.

      2. KSuellington

        I’ve read my young boys Old Man and the Sea a half dozen times by now, they know it by heart practically. I adapted the language slightly or their age. It’s one of my all time favorites.

    3. Tundra

      Not a classic, but my daughter has read and reread this a lot. I just edited an essay she wrote on it and it made me want to read it as well.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        It is the cusp of World War I. The Austro-Hungarians and Germans have their Clankers, steam-driven iron machines loaded with guns and ammunition. The British Darwinists employ genetically fabricated animals as their weaponry. Their Leviathan is a whale airship, and the most masterful beast in the British fleet.

        Shit, I haven’t seen that much geek porn since I watched the first live-action Hellboy movie. Sounds like its probably either very good or very, very bad.

    4. CampingInYourPark

      I really enjoyed the Foundation series as a youth even though the underlying tenet sucks.
      Also liked Herman Hesse although some material is quite dark. Siddhartha is an exception.

      1. I used to read a lot of Asimov, then I couldn’t figure out why. My favorite book he wrote is actually his autobiography.

        1. WTF

          As a youngster I liked Asimov’s robot stories. Basically a robot seems to break one of the three laws, and the story revolves around figuring out what happened.

          1. What was the danger that had the robot running circles on Mercury again?

          2. Nephilium

            IIRC, it was an issue with the weighting of the rules or the prioritization of the order. The humans needed some material from the surface to fix something in their base, so they sent the robot to get it. The robot would then get to a point where it was in danger of overheating, which would usually be fine. But in this case the robot knew that if it broke down, the humans would also die. So it turned around, and when its temperature dropped went back out to get the material again. This left it in a loop.

          3. WTF

            It was Selenium, the story was “Runaround”.

          4. Thank you both. It’s been… damn, decades since I read it.

        2. Suthenboy

          Anything by Heinlein or Asimov is a winner.

          1. I’m going to have to vehemently disagree on the first part of that. Heinlein produced the only book I ever violently threw at the far wall.

          2. *nods in solidarity*

          3. In all honesty, I’ve never put down an Asimov book before finishing it. I’ve done so a few times with Heinlein.

          4. The Last American Hero

            Number of the Beast disagrees.

          5. Bobarian LMD

            I enjoyed that one, but you have to have read a whole lot of the referenced material to try to keep up with what is going on.

            It was Heinlein’s love letter to the sci-fi that inspired him.

        3. Luther Baldwin

          He has a fun early novel about time travel/paradoxes that nobody’s ever heard of – The End of Eternity. Better than the rest IMHO. Possibly not suitable for young children.

          1. I was trying to remember why my first reaction to remembering his work is “Dry”.

            I think it’s because he has a distinct bias towards dialog and is sparing on the description.

          2. Luther Baldwin

            The characters in this book actually express some emotions.

          3. I don’t remember that. They all came off a bit… robotic.

          4. Luther Baldwin

            Relatively speaking, of course.

    5. A Leap at the Wheel

      Just added Ender’s Game to the list. Not sure how I forgot that.

      1. Because it is forgettable? I couldn’t even drag myself through the first half of the book. Keep forgetting it exists.

    6. commodious spittoon

      Maybe a little early, but Clavell ruled my life for all my teens.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Hitchhiker’s Guide, of course, but I would say that.

        I liked OSC’s alternative US history/fantasy collection, The Tales of Alvin Maker, and his Homecoming series, which are based on the Book of Mormon, apparently, but at the time I had no idea. It was just an interesting story about political drama/ space adventure.

    7. Nephilium

      My recommendations:

      Ender’s Game
      Pratchett – I’d start with Guards, Guards or Soul Music
      Bradbury – Any collection of short stories
      Gaiman – Neverwhere or Stardust
      Robert Aspirin’s Myth series and Phule’s Company are entertaining as well

      1. Suthenboy

        Ugh. How could I forget Bradbury?

        1. Luther Baldwin

          Yeah, big + here. He was amazing & perfect for that age.

    8. Not my books, for a few years at least. Once there’s a -teen in their age or older, it boils down to the parental stance on profanity.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Your Books – I’m sure he’ll get to it before too long. I rather enjoyed them.
        Profanity – He better do it in the right places and appropriately. And tell his mom that I tell him the rule is no swearing.

        1. commodious spittoon

          The Essential SugarFree, a primer for precocious libertarians.”

        2. I only include that caveat because some characters use… ‘authentic’ verbiage for their type. The narrator may not be profane, but the gang members are just shy of using it as punctuation.

        3. Suthenboy

          I remember twice I got my son to laugh uncontrollably.

          1. I overheard him use a curse word when he was about 7.
          Me – “Goddammit, I told you to stop fuckin’ cussin’!”
          After he quit laughing I did explain earnestly that there are appropriate and inappropriate times, company and places.

          2. Him, completely out of the blue – “Dad, why do they call them beavers?”
          Me – “What? Where did you hear that? At school? They call them beavers because they are warm and fuzzy and like to eat wood.”
          Him – Wheels turning in his head, brow crinkled up, then the light comes on. I thought he was going to pass out from laughing.

          1. That second one reminds me of a similar question I asked my dad when I was a kid. I asked him what car bras were for, and he responded “the same reason as regular bras, to hold the headlights in!”

          2. CampingInYourPark

            I really wish parents would teach #1 to their kids. Being able to have a conversation without sounding like a rap song is a vastly underrated talent.

        4. Around the time my books become suitable, you may want to look at the Ciaphas Cain series by Sandy Mitchell, for pure entertainment value.

    9. Drake

      Johnny Tremain

      Arundel

      1. Luther Baldwin

        Johnny Tremain

        7th or 8th grade – I think I made it about 5 pages in.

        1. Drake

          My son loved it.

    10. PieInTheSky

      When I was 9 I read a lot of Karl May but I am not sure I would recommend

      Right about that summer I read The Vicomte of Bragelonne: Ten Years Later but I think I gave up at the 5th book, it was 7 books in Romania.

      Then again I was 9 just after commiedom collapsed and there were not yet that many books…

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Karl May was dope and more Americans should read him!

    11. Democratic Hitler

      I wouldn’t classify them as classics but Series of Unfortunate Events is hilarious in a darkly cynical sort of way. And the overarching theme of the stories is that all the adults in positions of authority are always either corrupt or clueless morons, and all plans always go to shit. It’s glorious.

    12. CampingInYourPark

      Also Animal Farm

    13. Not sure if it’s old enough to count as classic, but the Redwall series by Brian Jacques is good.

    14. B.P.

      Mad Scientists’ Club. I think there are two or three of them. Boys love that crap.

      Edgar Allen Poe. Maybe in a year or two.

    15. Pan Zagloba

      Try Barsoom books by Burroughs. Style may or may not appeal, but damn if they weren’t influential.

    16. RegicidalManiac

      I found myself reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes around that age. Everything else has already been mentioned.

    17. Bobarian LMD

      The Lensman Series…

      EE “Doc” Smith.

      Lot of hard science concepts with a space opera pacing.

    18. Spellsinger series from Alan Dean Foster is fun.

  55. Just Say’n

    I think She Guevara and Hockey Mom kiss and make up.

    *Oh man, that’s so hot*

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Your Betterfap stream must be very weird.

      1. Just Say’n

        It would give you nightmares

  56. Just Say’n

    “Actually, now that Jim Acosta got his press pass back let’s stop pretending like the corporate press actually cares about the First Amendment or everyone in our industry”

    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidklion/fake-news-and-fox-news

    “Fox News Isn’t A Normal Media Company. We Have To Stop Treating It Like One.”

    FTA:

    “It’s hardly a bold take to say that Fox News is a problem. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t need to be told that PolitiFact ranks it the least accurate cable news network, or that its current primetime lineup features hours of barely veiled white nationalism. You probably know that President Trump and Fox exist in a perpetual feedback loop, in which an obscene talking point parroted by Fox & Friends on any given morning will be echoed by a presidential tweet within minutes and then dominate news coverage for the rest of the day.”

    And

    “Readers of this article are probably already boycotting Fox News on one level — statistically speaking, you’re unlikely to watch it, aside from the viral clips you hate-watch online to get your blood pressure up. You’re almost certainly not in Fox’s target demographic of geriatric white men, which means you probably aren’t spending a lot of money on gold coins or catheters.

    But Fox has big advertisers, and pressuring them has worked in the past. Last year the civil rights group Color of Change campaigned to get advertisers to abandon Bill O’Reilly after revelations about his serial sexual harassment, and more than 60 did, resulting in O’Reilly’s long overdue firing.”

    1. Just Say’n

      It is important to remember that the difference between a bag of dicks and the corporate press is negligible.

      1. Just Say’n

        Obviously this includes FNC too

    2. Hyperion

      “Fox News Isn’t A Normal Media Company. We Have To Stop Treating It Like One.”

      Translation: They don’t lean far enough left all of the time.

    3. Suthenboy

      Wow, given the amount of absolute, verifiable horseshit, propaganda and constant language that would make Bull Connor blush on the other channels, they go after FOX.
      Of course they do.

      *snicker* Politifact. Sure thing Buddy.

    4. Rebel Scum

      PolitiFact ranks it the least accurate cable news network

      I don’t watch FNC outside of the occasional clips from a few personalities (Gutfield, Tucker, Stossel) that come across my youtube feed, but this is total bs. They are easily the most balanced and accurate*.

      *Again I don’t see the prime-time talking heads and don’t even know who is on anymore other than Tucker and Hannity (Stossel still have a weekly show?). I guess Hannity is probably still, well, Hannity. But he can’t even come close to being as mendacious as Rachel Maddow or anyone at MSDNC/CNN.

      lineup features hours of barely veiled white nationalism

      For some reason I am not inclined to believe this. I think I saw that Kennedy has a show still. Has she reinvented herself into a clansman?

      Fox’s target demographic of geriatric white men

      Good. Let the hate flow through you.

      Man, someone is really upset that every other msm “news” station routinely gets their asses handed to them in the ratings.

    5. westernsloper

      It whipped up the conspiracy theory that Democratic donors like George Soros are working to undermine America by flooding it with migrants and refugees. That vicious lie — as false and malevolent as anything pushed on Facebook by Russian propagandists in 2016 — appears to have directly inspired the massacre of Jewish worshipers at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh last month.

      I am not sure “undermining” America is the goal, but rather to overwhelm an already overwhelmed asylum system. It is also a fact that Democratic donors are funding it as well as Honduran commies from what I hear. Maybe no direct links to Soros, but there are links to groups he has supported in the past. Pointing this out makes you liable for the actions of some sick fuck who shot up a synagogue, but pointing out that during 2016 election all the networks where spouting that the R’s wanted to take away your access to health care and people were going to literally die which caused a Bernie Bro to shoot up a baseball practice makes you a nut.

      1. Suthenboy

        The left is absolutely morally bankrupt. There is no lie too big, no smear too vicious. Look how they behaved towards Brett Kavanaugh…just incredible. A guy who, by accounts of people that know him, has sterling character, was smeared as a serial rapist without one scintilla of evidence. Now they claim they will impeach him.
        I suspect they are going to go after FOX harder and harder as their power slips away.

        1. Sean

          I suspect they are going to go after FOX harder and harder as their power slips away.

          They’re going after every dissenting voice.

  57. Yay – got back from my yearly physical and no “digital exam” – I hate that, even though some people would pay for the service considering how attractive my (female) doctor is.

  58. Just Say’n

    Tom Woods

    @ThomasEWoods

    Here’s the “Resistance” for you. Trump is 100% wrong on Saudi Arabia, obviously. But half a dozen previous presidents looked the other way at Saudi savagery, including Obama.

    Your “resistance” is pathetic if it’s only two years old.

    1. B.P.

      With Saudi Arabia, I expect the usual suspects to pull the exact same thing they did with Trump and North Korea. If you recall…

      Noon EST: “Hey Trump! What’s with the brinksmanship thing with “Lil Kim”? Why the saber rattling? You’re going to get us all nuked!”

      1 PM EST: “Meeting with Kim? Why are you cozying up to that tyrant? It’s despicable!”

  59. KSuellington

    I will agree with Evan upthread that Carly Rae Jepson is some Canadian magnificence. Crafting and performing a good pop song is not an easy thing and she is beyond cute in her videos. I like this one a lot, but the video could benefit from an appearance of STEVE SMITH.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HmzwI67ec

        1. A Leap at the Wheel
        2. CampingInYourPark

          Lol…the boy’s expression screams “get me out of here!”

          1. Tundra

            Yes, the rebellion in that one will be epic.

            His old man better get a good attorney on retainer.

          2. What are the odds that the embarrassment at his father makes him turn sane?

          1. Tundra

            That whole album kicks ass.

      1. KSuellington

        Some great Canuckistani hair rock there. They still aren’t as hot as Carley though.

      2. CampingInYourPark
      1. KSuellington

        Ha!

        Hey LH, thanks for the hi-fi advice the other day (and Potato and IF). I went with the Wharfedale Denton’s you recommended. I have a new Marantz receiver coming Friday, can’t wait to try it out with some records (not Carly Rae, most likely start with Segovia and some RL Burnside).

        1. B.P.

          I saw RL Burnside five or six times. He was great.

    1. Pat

      Canada’s contribution to pop music officially peaked with Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone

    2. Drake

      The best Canadian singer.

    3. Ugh. Owl City? Double ugh.

    4. Do you guys even Glass Tiger, bro?

  60. leon

    So with Ben McAdams Winning Against Mia Love i wanted to note that someone was questioning if parts of Utah were becoming “more” progressive. The truth is that the Seat that Mia Love had was historically Democratic (if you extend its history to the 3rd (?) district), represented by Jim Matheson.

    That being said, Ben McAdams is a royal douche from what i can tell, in the way he ran his campaign.

    1. WTF

      So Utah is becoming more progressive by replacing a black woman with a white guy?
      Sounds about right.

    2. Hyperion

      “Mia Love”

      Not a real black woman! Aunt Jemima!

    3. Just Say’n

      “Racists in Utah Vote in White Man over Woman of Color”

      Headlines we will never see about this race

    1. There were repubs representing Orange County.

      Now there are none.

      1. Hyperion

        Look, you gotta have a single party system before utopia can arrive.

      2. Drake

        All the Repubs won Orange County on election day. All lost a couple weeks later.

    2. westernsloper

      Seems they overlooked listing any party affiliations in that piece.

    3. commodious spittoon

      L.A. County elections chief Dean Logan previously said it was unlikely the forgeries eluded his staff, who manually compare petition signatures with those on registration forms.

      Sure, Dean. What’s happens when you do find mismatches? Did you bounce any of the signatures collected by the accused? Did you bounce any signatures at all?

    4. Luther Baldwin

      Says something about propositions – I guess those are more competitive.

    5. You want your Democrat to win?

  61. Pat

    Rider Univ refuses to bring Chick-Fil-A to campus, despite students’ demands

    Rider University in New Jersey sent a survey to students during the spring semester, asking them which restaurants they would like to see the school bring on campus. But when it became clear that Chick-Fil-A was the students’ top choice, the college disregarded the results of the survey.

    The school will not bring the popular fast food chain to campus because “their corporate values have not sufficiently progressed enough to align with those of Rider,” according to a Nov. 1 email sent to Rider students and obtained by Campus Reform. The school went on to clarify that the decision was in an effort to “promote…inclusion for all people.”

    Julia Pickett, a junior political science major and president of Rider’s Young Americans for Liberty chapter, reacted to the college’s decision in a statement to Campus Reform.

    “I don’t think it is fair, however, because Rider is a private college, ultimately the decision is their own,” Pickett said.

    With regard to whether Chick-Fil-A’s corporate values should have been the deciding factor, Pickett objected, telling Campus Reform, “they sell chicken, so as far as I am concerned that should be the focus.”

    1. Rebel Scum

      “their corporate values have not sufficiently progressed enough to align with those of Rider,”

      Quality product and friendly service? Or are they referring to the private, religious beliefs of the owners? ///rhetorical

    2. Hyperion

      What exactly are the principles you want these young people taught? Capitalism over wokeness? Chicken over social justice? These youth must learn that sometimes your conscience must come before your patriarch chicken sammiches! Sometimes in the future, you may have to grub roots for dear leader! Now high step them jackboots, comrades!

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      private university = don’t care

      don’t like it = change the channel

      1. Just Say’n

        I don’t disagree with what you’re saying. My question is at what point do industries who survive off of public funds cease being called “private”? Is there a dollar amount or perhaps a public percentage that defines what is and isn’t “private” anymore?

        1. Just Say’n

          We have companies that receive exactly zero dollars from government and yet they are forbidden from discriminating against costumers. To the point where even a party that ostensibly believes in private property hems and haws over its position on the matter.

          Why then can a company (which is what colleges really are) that sustains itself on federally subsidized tuition payments; exemptions on property taxes and capital gains taxes, and is able to issue federally subsidized debt allowed to then discriminate based upon faith?

          1. Suthenboy

            FYTW?

    4. B.P.

      Turning every minute aspect of life into a political pissing match sure is refreshing.

  62. CPRM

    I need some thoughts from the lawyer types, I was designing some merch on cafepress and got an email saying they were blocking the merch for legal reasons, explained in this tweet.

    1. Just Say’n

      Screw that. He’s an elected office holder. Satire of an elected office holder must fall under fair use.

      To be fair, though, I’m not a lawyer. But, I am a blowhard, which is a kind of lawyer I suppose

      1. CPRM

        This revolves around The Hat and that it has the slogan ‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’, which is obscured by his eyes, so the whole slogan isn’t even visible.

        1. MikeS

          http://fortune.com/2015/10/30/donald-trump-make-america-great/

          Does fair use, ahem, trump a copyright? Especially when you are attempting to profit using said copyrighted slogan? Just because much of it is obscured by his eyes doesn’t mean we don’t all know it’s there.

          Not passing judgement…just asking questions.

        2. westernsloper

          Ya, that is BS but there ae ways around it. Check your twitter messages. I have to run errands now but will be back around later this afternoon.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    “The reason we don’t do it is because we are still confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism, mommy issues.”

    My mother? Lemme tell you about my mother.

  64. PieInTheSky

    stupid weather. cold and drizzle. i hate cold and drizzle

  65. The Late P Brooks

    I need some recommendations for classics for a (very) precocious 9 year old reader. He really liked my last three recommendations – the Narnia Chronicles, Warhorse, and A Wrinkle in Time.

    The Once and Future King

    The Little Red Hen

    1. Suthenboy

      Little Red Hen = Old Man and the Sea

  66. whiz

    I’m always late to the game, but I have to mention two more birthdays: Stan “The Man” Musial and Ken Griffey, Jr.

    1. Donora PA represent!

    1. leon

      “I can’t guarantee that your pardons won’t be enjoined by the Ninth Circuit. Always happens,”

      Best of all possible realities.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    I fucking hated the Old Man and the Sea. It was unreadable. Bored the living shit out of me.

    1. ^^^This guy gets it.

    2. Suthenboy

      What? This makes no sense to me.

    3. Luther Baldwin

      Bored the living shit out of me.

      Amen.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    My take on Hemingway-he sucked. He wrote interesting stories badly. The only Hemingway story I can think of that I actually thought was good is The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber.

    But- somewhere around here I have an anthology of Hemingway’s news reporting and war correspondence. Much of it is excellent. There was a story in there about going to a bull fight (his first, I think). He describes the bull as being like some prehistoric monster, as I recall. Muy bueno.

    1. Just Say’n

      I use to be a big Hemingway fan early on in high school (The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber was one of his few short stories that had a plot and conclusive end), but then I got more into Vonnegut and Kafka later in high school.

      Then one day at a bar a couple of years back I was talking to an extremely woke man about literature. He said that Hemingway should be banned from school curriculum and libraries because of his misogyny. I laughed in his face and walked away. And now I kind of like Hemingway more so again.

      1. Suthenboy

        The proggies do everything they can to promote incompetence and spinelessness. You cant subjugate competent, courageous people. Of course they hate Hemingway, the guy had balls.

    2. Luther Baldwin

      The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber

      I don’t remember the story but I do remember enjoying it in school.

  69. Suthenboy

    Speaking of reading material, I went to my bookshelves to see what titles I have there and see that I have boxed all of the fiction up and put it in the attic. The only thing left there are college textbooks, technical books, legal crap, surveys, etc.
    Except for two shelves. When my son was born I spent a few thousand on a set of Brittanicas. The expense was because it came with three other sets. 1. The 100 greatest works – novels, stories from the Greeks to today, 100 volumes. 2. The Great Ideas – philosophical writings and 3. The annals of America – 50 books containing political and philosophical writings from the Founders to the 20th century.

    In 27 years of those I have not read The Annals of America. I think I should get started.

    1. Just Say’n

      Considering that today is Voltaire’s birthday, I think it would be fitting to note that “Candide” would be a good book for young people to read. It’s short and easy to understand.

      1. Suthenboy

        Agreed, 100%. And it is funny.

        1. Just Say’n

          Indeed. And Voltaire is a much better French Enlightenment thinker to read than Rousseau

  70. Raston Bot

    Walther’s saying 6-8 weeks before I get my PPS M2 back. fucking recalls.

    1. Drake

      You probably won’t even be mad any more by then!

      1. Raston Bot

        absence makes the heart grow fonder?

    2. Sean

      Are they covering shipping costs?

      Also, this is a good excuse to buy another gun…

      1. Raston Bot

        Yes, 2-day FedEx.

        I’ve had my eye on that Sig P365 “single-stack”. The mag is designed for 10 rounds. The price is right too. Buuuuuut there’s some issue with the firing pin leaving drag marks on the primer so a potential future recall there.

        1. DOOMco

          Ppq sc?

        2. Tundra

          My brother just got one. I haven’t had a chance to shoot it yet, but he loves it.

        3. Sean

          I’m seeing VP9sk pistols for less than the P365.

          I held the 365, it didn’t feel good in my hand. The bottom of the grip dug into my palm.

          1. Raston Bot

            There are some very good double stacks out there but I like my women big in the hips, not my concealed firearm. My target is <1" width which rules out everything but single stacks.

  71. The Late P Brooks

    Reading material-

    When I was pre-teenish, I was a big fan of Greek mythology. Also stuff about (woo-woo) indians; Crazy Horse, Sitting Bull, those guys.

    1. Luther Baldwin

      In my pre-teen years when I wasn’t reading SF I was reading the collected works of Stephen King and Dean Koontz as handed down by my mom. Literature!

    2. commodious spittoon

      I’m curious about Ruth Beebe Hill, the victim of one of the first successful PC purges for the crime of writing this book.

        1. Raston Bot

          “ouch”?

        2. commodious spittoon

          I read about her yesterday while, coincidentally, wondering whether Clavell and other colonial fiction writers had been targeted by the Marxist left for elimination. I can’t tell that there’s been much if any effort to book-burn that genre out of public consciousness, but Hill’s experience is pretty upsetting.

          A $2 million class-action suit, filed on behalf of the Sioux people, claims that Hill’s sweeping novel set at the turn of the eighteenth century is demeaning to the Plains Indians. The litigation seeks further to block production of any TV show based on Hanta Yo. Sioux activists have also tried to force the work out of bookstores and libraries and have picketed the author on the lecture circuit, waving signs like HILL HAS A TONTO COMPLEX.

          How anyone can stand being glad-handed like this by no-shit cultural imperialists is bewildering. Who could possibly appreciate this happy horseshit? Could you imagine if, say, Bill O’Reilly managed to get a minority author censured for the temerity of writing about the Whiskey Rebellion, or whatever? Would anyone other than these PC Marxist shitheels be content with literary segregationism, even if the book in question were authentically disparaging? Yet these book club Carrie Nation wannabes imagine they speak for aggrieved cultures. FUCK YOU.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Now I’m all het up and angry heading into class.

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      He just finished reading *some* greek play in school and really liked it. You can tell it sunk in, because he couldn’t remember the name of the play, who was in it, what happened, or what the moral was… I have an email in to his teacher to figure out what it was and we’ll try again with it.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    He said that Hemingway should be banned from school curriculum and libraries because of his misogyny.

    Yeah, like the girl in whichever book that was who had a bigger set of balls than the two male characters.

    1. Just Say’n

      I think he was referring to Hemingway’s personal life. But, I think misogyny is just the first salvo in the criticism. They can always fall back on the fact that Hemingway (along with Frost) lobbied for Ezra Pound to be released from American custody after the war.

      1. Drake

        Hemingway was raised by a crazy woman who made him wear a dress. I would think the nutters pushing gender fluid nonsense would avoid him in conversation.

        1. Suthenboy

          Up until the early 20th century it wasn’t uncommon for small boys to be put in dresses. I am not sure what the thinking behind that was.

          1. Easier to change diapers under a dress. The issue was how long past the point they were out of diapers before they got real pants.

          2. Just Say’n

            “before they got real pants”

            *shorts*

            Young boys in the early 20th Century always wore “short pants”. Long pants were reserved for adult men.

          3. The Last American Hero

            And the answer should have been “When they can claim them for their own by defeating a pants-wearing child in the arenas.”

  73. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t remember the story but I do remember enjoying it in school.

    They’re hunting Cape Buffalo in Africa. No spoilers. Definitely read it again.

  74. Just Say’n

    Speaking of literature. Harlem Renaissance writers are underappreciated. A lot of their writing is more like jazz than the Beats.

    Zora Neale Hurston was a proto-libertarian of the Harlem Renaissance. And Langston Hughes is one of the greatest short fiction writers of the 20th Century. It’s too bad that people are only exposed to their stuff under some identity politics moniker like “black authors” or something. They wrote some phenomenal stuff.

    1. B.P.

      I was exposed to Hurston in a Women’s Studies class (yes, I took one. It was hilarious, although a couple of the books were okay)

      I don’t think the teacher dug too deep into her ideas.

  75. The Late P Brooks

    And Langston Hughes is one of the greatest short fiction writers of the 20th Century.

    *uptwinkles*

  76. ElspethFlashman

    Made it back on the list for court appointment on felonies …

    1. So, how many do you have to commit?

      1. ElspethFlashman

        20 per year.