OK, we fucked up. And so did you by trusting us. So this is a frantic, last minute post. And will be very generic because I have to, you know, work.

Still, some fun news.

What this country needs is common-sense pasta control.

Oh, wait, I meant common-sense pumpkin control.

The horrible side (and I mean REALLY horrible) of social media.

One more reason WebDom is embarrassed to be a millennial.

More stereotypes packed into one news story than I can possibly unwrap.

Why I will never tire of Florida Man stories.

STEVE SMITH NEED TO RAISE BAIL MONEY FOR SON.