Wednesday Afternoon Links

Hola a todos, Brett is in meetings all day, so he’s letting me take over for the afternoon.

  • California is still on fire, and a former nuclear research site got burned. Oops. Fires are currently burning across the mountain west with concentrated activity in Idaho/Utah/Nevada and just east of the Cascades, which is just crazy since everyone knows that California’s forestry management policies are causing the fires…across 8 states.
  • Floridian—who looks like every middle aged man I know who does local community theater—has a bunch of jihaddi preferred explosives “for homemade fireworks.” “‘The white crystal powder [TATP] has been referred to as ‘Mother of Satan’ by terrorist organizations who have used it in deadly attacks around the world,’ the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.”
  • Speaking of Florida, our solar system is apparently about to get rocked by a “dark matter hurricane” but you probably won’t notice much unless you have severe axion sensitivity along with your EMF and gluten sensitivity.
  • Lotta folks are on losartan thanks to the Western Pattern Diet, if you are one of those people, you might want to have a chat with your GP about this recall. In related news, the USG is *begging* you to at least take the stairs instead of your off-road-capable mobility scooter. The big take away is that even brief activity counts toward the backstop goal of 150 minutes of activity per week (a week is 10080 minutes) as recommended by the AHA.

Today’s musical number the video may be potentially work-unfriendly. If that got you in trouble, I apologize.

Comments

324 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Private Chipperbot

    I was certain the music link was going to be Electric Six.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      You wound me, sir.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        It popped in my head when you typed the NSFW. I showed my wife their Danger! High Voltage! video the other day and it was the sidebar.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          I guess I should have linked it. Their stuff is wonderfully ridiculous.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            And how do you feel about The Darkness?

          2. Private Chipperbot

            I love it! They are in my hair band playlist. I’m still not sure if they are real or just a running gag.

          3. commodious spittoon

            I love their first two albums. Kinda forgot about them after the reunion. Is their new stuff any good?

          4. Tonio

            That was wonderful. Thanks.

          5. Lackadaisical

            It was worth clicking.

  2. Democratic Hitler

    Bursting with adequatulence!

    1. Count Potato

      Is that farting underwater?

  3. Not Adahn

    which is just crazy since everyone knows that California’s forestry management policies are causing the fires…across 8 states.

    I’m assuming it’s the same mechanism by which Indianapolis is responsible for the shootings in Chicago.

  4. Democratic Hitler

    dark matter hurricane

    Scorpions tribute band?

    1. PBRstreetgang

      **Whistles ‘Winds of Change’ in agreement**

  5. These ladies are so hot they’re the ones who started the fire. Take that Billy Joel.

    http://archive.is/qAmNS

    8 wins the titty award. 13 wins the caboose award.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      29 wants me, I can tell

      1. prolefeed

        I got up to a half dozen and said fuck it, too many Woods to count.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    A strange dark matter phenomena is speeding towards the Sun at speeds of 500 kilometers per second

    At long last, my superpowers are going to reveal themselves.

    1. “A phenomena”?

      1. Democratic Hitler

        AN phenomena

      2. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual
    2. jesse.in.mb

      Won’t you be bummed when you find out it’s the power to turn into psychrolutes marcidus at the full moon.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Crustacean Boy doesn’t stand a chance.

      2. Not Adahn

        “Interstellar Spacecraft Mystery Goes Viral to the Big Bang Star”

        Holy fuck, how why did you find this site?

        1. jesse.in.mb

          I was in a hurry, couldn’t find the original article I’d read, and didn’t want to link to Gizmodo. Although I think it’d less crazy than it seems, since it’s indicating there’s a news roundup of 5 headlines…it’s just really awkwardly written.

          1. Not Adahn

            The Daily Galaxy is obviously not a real newspaper. They don’t even have an astrology column.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            They’ve got great circulation numbers in the third galactic quadrant from what I hear.

          3. Lackadaisical

            …wait? Is this a newspaper?

    3. Florida Man

      The illustration above shows a small galaxy being torn apart as it is consumed by a larger galaxy, like the Milky Way.-

      That’s bad ass.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Join me! And together we will BE the galaxy as father and son!

        1. Florida Man

          Okay.
          *walks off job site*

    1. Luther Baldwin

      That bitch was still alive?

      JK/RIP

  7. Luther Baldwin

    YouTube commenters don’t waste time getting to the point, do they.

    1. Democratic Hitler

      I guess “shut up dickwad” is a sort of point.

    2. jesse.in.mb

      I mean, the one in the middle fills out that outfit pretty spectacularly. Can you blame them?

      1. Luther Baldwin

        First thing I noticed. Imagine that.

  8. Florida Man

    I’ll say it again. I believe explosives are covered under the 2A. It’s not owning explosives that’s the problem, it’s using explosives.

    1. Luther Baldwin

      A nice man in a dark suit will be over shortly.

      1. Florida Man

        *shrug*

        I live a boring life. The investigators would fall asleep on the job.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Tear up your FloridaMan card.

          1. Florida Man

            There aren’t any cards. Anyone who crosses the Florida state line and does something stupid is labeled “Floridaman” by the news.

          2. RBS

            You should change your handle to Florida UCS or Ted Florida

          3. Florida Man

            Except I don’t drink milk and I like food.

          4. What did I do to deserve this?

    2. cyto

      I don’t believe there is any question about it. Keeping and bearing arms shall not be abridge. They specifically went after this guy because they said the explosives he had were arms. Done and dusted, easily protected by the second amendment.

      Except the courts decided to punt on reading comprehension and have gone with “that wouldn’t be reasonable”.

  9. Private Chipperbot

    You can buy a lion cub for $300?

    “There are hundreds of babies going around like this illegally,” the group’s president, Reha Hutin, said in an Associated Press interview Wednesday. “You can buy a cub for less than a dog. It costs 300 euros (340 dollars) and so they buy them off circuses.”

    “It’s really a disaster,” she said. “They get these babies and they take selfies with them on social media.” Hutin believes the fad spread to France from Gulf countries.

    1. Not Adahn

      If that’s true, I’m a-gonna have some bitchin’ slippers made.

      1. Raven Nation

        Albino endangered African rhino slippers?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

    2. grrizzly

      But how much will it cost to get rid of an adult lion?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Adult Lion gets rid of you.

    1. Florida Man

      Why do you do this to yourself?

      1. Luther Baldwin

        Seriously. I didn’t read past the headline.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Seriously. I didn’t read past the headline.link

          Don’t give those fuckers clicks man.

      2. Derp and titties make the world go round.

        1. Count Potato

          That’s a a half-truth!

      3. Rebel Scum

        Why do you do this to yourself?

        It’s one of his vices…

    2. Democratic Hitler

      You usually sell your links a little better than that.

    3. mrfamous

      “I lived with Andrea Dworkin for 31 years…” Yes, by all means, let’s take this dude’s advice on how to live our lives.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well, that explains a lot of things.

        1. Luther Baldwin

          Yeah… wow.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Dworkin pretty much defines the angry postmodern feminist, complete with disgusting personal hygiene. That he could stay married to her for that long is a testament to his broken spirit.

          2. mrfamous

            Apparently he’s gay (according to Wikipedia). Not sure what the marriage was about.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            But of course…

      2. Lackadaisical

        ROFL, and he still has his block and tackle? I don’t believe it.

    4. wdalasio

      Yes, Vice is garbage. And John Stoltenberg is clearly a buffoon. But, the truth is all he’s saying is pretty much what the underlying assumptions of feminism have been for some time now. It’s just most feminists have the good sense to at least try to pretend that misandry isn’t what their movement is fundamentally about.

      1. Akira

        Yes, there really is no feminism without an angry collectivization of all males.

        To me, feminism is a lobbying group for women. What I mean is that it pushes for whatever they think benefits women whether it’s deserved or not. Then, they invent logic to portray these entitlements as merely equality; just bringing them up to par with men.

        If someone introduced a bill to give every female in America $100, feminists would support it wholeheartedly and crank out op-eds arguing that it’s simply what they deserve after suffering so much for being female.

        (Never mind that women in America get better grades in K-12 education, are more likely to get a university degree, have a longer life expectancy, and are vastly underrepresented in homicides, suicides, incarcerations, homelessness, and workplace deaths.)

    5. RegicidalManiac

      I read this. Why? Why did I read it?

      Jesus Christ, what a shitshow. It’s like all the derp involved in taking business classes in Madison, distilled down into a concentrate powerful enough to make my brains run out of my ears.

    6. Hyperion

      “https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/zmk3ej/all-masculinity-is-toxic”

      So, umm, just one question.

      When they finally get their masculinity free society and then the totally unwoke hordes decide to come pay them a visit, what exactly do they say? Throw the lube over the walls, we’ll be out in a minute? Crikey on a stick, those people are a suicide cult.

  10. Drake

    Selfie saved a Texas man from 99 years in prison. Women says he broke in an carved her with a razor. Luckily he had taken and posted a geo-and-time-stamped selfie 65 miles away at the time.

    Editor’s note: KVUE is not identifying Precopia’s accuser because she hasn’t been charged with a crime.

    1. Florida Man

      I’m ready to actually live my life, the way I want to, without having any kind of worry that this can come back and hurt me,” he said.-

      I’m sorry, but no fucking way is that my take. She would get hers. Good and hard one day.

      1. B.P.

        Yeah, that’s pretty much how vigilantism blooms. And if it ever does, authorities will complain about loss of respect for institutions and the rule of law.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Put her crazy ass in prison.

    3. Lackadaisical

      Editor’s note: KVUE is not identifying Precopia’s accuser because she hasn’t been charged with a crime.

      That is straight up vagina privilege.

    4. mrfamous

      I wonder how many times he was offered a plea deal by the prosecutor.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ha! I hadn’t thought of that. The prosecutor probably just wants the whole thing to go quietly away.

    5. wdalasio

      KVUE is not identifying Precopia’s accuser because she hasn’t been charged with a crime.

      This is precisely the problem. The police are giving her a free pass for the false accusation, so the press is following suit. The guy’s life could have been utterly and totally ruined. Hell, it probably has taken a major hit, as things stand. And no one is doing a damned thing to stop her from doing it again. It’s shit like this that leaves me skeptical of almost any accusations. If women can lie with impunity, any accusation from a woman is from someone who can lie with impunity.

    6. Rebel Scum

      she hasn’t been charged with a crime.

      I’m no legal expert but that sounds like an easy case of “false accusation”.

  11. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’m not sure what that video was, but here’s an antidote.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      I’m hurt you didn’t find my apology video adequate.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I went back and checked and it seems I was too impatient.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          No one is ever disappointed by that link.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Clinton fares better in head-to-head matchups, beating Avenatti by a margin of 53 to 21 percent. Clinton also would beat Bloomberg (47 to 31 percent), Harris (40 to 37 percent), Holder (39 to 37 percent), Kerry (41 to 38 percent), and Schultz (49 to 20 percent).

      There are that many people loony enough to vote for Avenatti?

      1. Democratic Hitler

        Also, there are people spouting bullshit numbers like this after 2016?

      2. Domestic abuser Michael Avenatti?

    2. Luther Baldwin

      The survey also reveals the top two most important issues to Democratic voters—securing single-payer health care and repeal of the Second Amendment.

      AKA “ensuring the re-election of Donald J. Trump”.

    3. Democratic Hitler

      The most important issue among likely Democratic voters is moving to a single payer health care system, at 37 percent. One in five Democrats said they would support repealing the Second Amendment to enact effective gun laws, which polled second as their most important issue with 24 percent.

      The third-most important issue for Democrats is increasing funding for Planned Parenthood, the number one abortion provider in America, at 14 percent. Raising taxes came in fourth at 11 percent.

      Relaxing immigration laws and abolishing ICE rounds out the top five priorities for Democrats, polling at 10 percent.

      Socialized medicine, gun bans, abortions, and immigration — Looks like a winning platform to me!

  12. Rufus the Monocled

    Calgarians reject 2026 Olympic bid by nearly 60/40 split. Politicians have a sadz; reluctantly accept democracy.

    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alberta/article-calgary-voters-reject-citys-pursuit-of-2026-winter-olympics/

    It doesn’t help the parasitical NDP ran the Alberta economy into the ground.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Calgarians reject 2026 Olympic bid by nearly 60/40 split.

      I didn’t get out much in Calgary when I was there, but I didn’t realize 40% of them are retarded, I thought better of you Calgary!

      Politicians have a sadz; reluctantly accept democracy.

      Why not just do some more referenda until you get the answer you want?

      1. Raven Nation

        Speaking of repeated referenda, it looks like May has pulled off Brexit.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Fer ralz?

          I thought she was gonna fuck it all up for sure.

          1. Lackadaisical

            I was just reading: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-46188790

            “Northern Ireland would stay aligned to the EU single market rules that are “essential for the avoidance of a hard border”, Mr Barnier added, saying the backstop plan was based on the UK’s proposal.”

            So… would there be a border check between NI and the rest of the UK?

            I feel like this has always been their most difficult situation to address, not to minimize the other concerns, but it is the hardest to come up with a mutually agreeable solution to.

          2. Raven Nation

            Yeah, I think that is the biggest problem. The DUP doesn’t want a hard border but the Brexit people argue that if you have a soft border then you just move the immigration issue unless, as you say, that start doing immigration checks on all the planes & ferries.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        I’m sure they flirted with that idea.

      3. BakedPenguin

        Why not just do some more referenda until you get the answer you want?

        See: UK anti-Brexit forces.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Just now saw Raven’s comment. I wasn’t expecting that, I must admit.

          1. Lackadaisical

            I was kind of referencing that so… >.>

            Fuck all ya’ll.

      4. The Last American Hero

        For 40% of them, it’s a chance for more hockey and curling, and they can never reach peak hockey and curling.

    2. grrizzly

      Couldn’t Calgary simply reuse the infrastructure from the 1988 Winter Olympics? The ice hockey rink on the University of Calgary campus was still in use the last time I checked.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Bro. 30 year old facilities. They want upgrades.

    3. creech

      Don’t election officials in Calgary have car trunks in which to find “overlooked” ballots?

      1. The Last American Hero

        Most snowmobiles don’t have trunks.

  13. Annoyed Nomad

    I took my annual “Insider Threat Training” required by the Defense Dept today. Got to the examples section, specifically the “Classified Information Compromised” and was disappointed that Hillary wasn’t the example. They need to update this training!

    1. Annoyed Nomad

      “Information Collection Indicators” include “Keeping critical assets at home or any other unauthorized place.”

      1. Private Chipperbot

        The Hand Waving seminar is a little later in the day.

      2. Annoyed Nomad

        Another one is “Operating unauthorized cameras, recording devices, computers, or modems in areas where critical assets are stored, discussed, or processed.” Omarosa, I’m looking at you!

    2. Annoyed Nomad

      “Information Transmittal Indicators” include “Using unauthorized device or computer to transmit classified information.”

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      You certainly asked whether private email servers in your ISP’s closet were ok now, didn’t you?

      1. Annoyed Nomad

        Online training – no opportunity to ask questions.

  14. Lackadaisical

    “What’s in there now … it’s enough to blow half the house up,” Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood said. He added that investigators believe Coburn made the material in the house.

    Because cops never exaggerate, and are also experts in explosives.

    Anyone else think this guy shouldn’t get any charges?

    A search of the home found “large amounts of Tannerite, both mixed and pre-mixed, several firearms, large amounts of ammunition and a few suspect items that could be portrayed as hoax destructive devices or easily converted to be one,” according to the police report.

    Oh I get it. Brett was the man in question. *salutes*

    Thats some meeting.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But what was the street value?

      1. Private Chipperbot

        I imagine Florida Man was just trying to snort it.

    2. Florida Man

      All the other shit they listed is completely legal.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Yeah, well he had items which could be hoax explosives, so watch out guys!

        Probably batteries, wires and misspelled addresses on envelopes.

        … whatever happened with that guy by the way? He got memory holed faster than Vegas.

    3. Not Adahn

      …easily converted to hoax destructive devices? So, a clock?

    4. Grumbletarian

      Couldn’t just about anything be converted into a hoax destructive device?

      1. Mad Scientist

        Even Lite Brites?

    5. cyto

      I really seized on this..

      The language they are using tells me they have every intention of railroading this guy for no reason. If they really thought he was a threat to harm people, they’d be talking about the threat he poses directly, his intentions and his actions.

      Instead, they lead with “ISIS uses this chemical and it is super evil!” And they repeated it several times.

      I could be wrong about this, but that is a red flag that they absolutely know that this is just some guy who likes experimenting with explosive chemistry.

      Which is what is wrong with our society. You should be able to mix up some thermite and cut a car in half like they did on Mythbusters. When I was a kid we played with fireworks and did other stupid things. That’s how we get people who start companies making cool products that nobody ever thought of – by letting people follow their curiosity.

      I shudder to think how they’d describe our pre-teen stupidity. We made black powder bombs and used cigarettes as delay fuses. Terrorists and second hand smoke, all in one package!

      They are so strict on explosives that many in the high powered rocketry hobby tried moving to hybrid motors to get around just this sort of scenario. Building your own solid rocket engines can easily bump up against the law.

  15. Rebel Scum

    “dark matter hurricane”

    ///band-name

    1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

      I thought it was the code name for the latest FBI operation against Trump.

    1. Florida Man

      Lorde’s lyrics creep me out. She seems like a wannabe tyrant.

    2. RBS

      I did not understand a single thing in that article.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Something something ‘faux news’

    Fox News is supporting CNN’s lawsuit against the Trump administration over the White House’s revocation of Jim Acosta’s press pass and plans to file an amicus brief in the case, according to a statement from the network’s president Jay Wallace.

    “FOX News supports CNN in its legal effort to regain its White House reporter’s press credential. We intend to file an amicus brief with the U.S. District Court. Secret Service passes for working White House journalists should never be weaponized. While we don’t condone the growing antagonistic tone by both the President and the press at recent media avails, we do support a free press, access and open exchanges for the American people.”

    I thought that out of all of them, FNC would understand that this is not a 1A issue.

    1. grrizzly

      At the beginning of the Obama Presidency, Obama wanted to kick Fox News out of the pool. The other networks (NBC, CNN, etc.) stood up for Fox News. I see this FNC’s move as returning the favor.

    2. Count Potato

      Fox has moved left.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Rupert’s kids like the New York cocktail party scene from what I understand.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Yup.

          I’m wondering when their audience will realize this and leave en mass.

          1. grrizzly

            OANN is the new right-wing network. But it’s not available everywhere. Yet.

          2. Rebel Scum

            They have appeared on my youtube feed on occasion. Smokin hot blonde anchor.

        2. Count Potato

          It also seems a smart business move as CNN, MSNBC, etc. have moved farther left.

          1. wdalasio

            Following the pack is rarely a smart business move.

          2. Count Potato

            It might not be. But as long as there is no new channel right of Fox, they gain a bigger audience by moving left.

          3. Rebel Scum

            And they still call FNC a “far-right propaganda machine”. Idk, I don’t watch msm. Used to catch some FNC shows back in the day. But now all I get is Tucker, Gutfield and Stossel clips when they show up on my youtube feed.

      2. Just Say’n

        It’s not “Left” to support others in your industry. I think it would be odd if FNC didn’t support CNN’s lawsuit

        1. I get the solidarity, I just think the lawsuit is bunk.

          1. RBS

            Why? Have you read the pleadings?

          2. Just Say’n

            I tend to agree that the lawsuit is weak, but so is the Administration’s justification for revoking the press pass. And that’s what makes this such a shit show.

          3. Sean

            Are you not entertained?

  17. Florida Man

    In regards to the move more, should I be concerned that my deadlift weight is 40 pounds more than my squat weight? Should they be close to even or is it normal to be stronger in one of the lifts?

    1. Count Potato

      Back when I lifted weights, I could deadlift way more than I could squat.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      The squat is a pretty technical lift. I deadlift more as well, but I’ve had to deal with a knee and shoulder injury so I’m not sure if I’m subconsciously afraid to go super heavy on a squat.

    3. Most people can deadlift more than they can squat, but everyone is an individual and it really does vary.

    4. Warty

      It’s normal.

    5. Florida Man

      Thanks everyone

    1. Florida Man

      If your mom is hot, you are likely to be hot. SCIENCE!

    2. Count Potato

      “Children tend to have the same number of romantic partners that their mother had – whether they witnessed her relationships or not.”

      Who knew Winston was that busy?

      1. Mad Scientist

        It would explain why he doesn’t have any time left over for thinking.

    3. Unreconstructed

      Pretty sure I shot past my mom’s count somewhere in college…

      1. Not Adahn

        Your mom is a virgin?

        1. Unreconstructed

          Ouch! Careful, I may still be able to send Olga after you!

      2. So about 200 then?

        I kid, I kid.

  18. Rebel Scum

    Federal prosecutors reviewing altered election documents tied to Florida Democrats

    The Florida Department of State last week asked federal prosecutors to investigate dates that were changed on official state election documents, the first voting “irregularities” it has flagged in the wake of the 2018 elections.

    The concerns, which the department says can be tied to the Florida Democratic Party, center around date changes on forms used to fix vote-by-mail ballots sent with incorrect or missing information. Known as “cure affidavits,” those documents used to fix mail ballots were due no later than 5 p.m. on Nov. 5 — the day before the election. But affidavits released on Tuesday by the DOS show that documents from four different counties said the ballots could be returned by 5 p.m. on Thursday, which is not accurate…

    “Altering a form in a manner that provides the incorrect date for a voter to cure a defect … imposes a burden on the voter significant enough to frustrate the voter’s ability to vote,” McVay wrote in a letter that was sent Nov. 9 and released publicly on Tuesday. The letter was sent to U.S. Attorneys Christopher P. Canova of the Northern District of Florida, Maria Chapa Lopez of the Middle District of Florida and Ariana Fajardo Orshan in the Southern District of Florida.

    The records released by DOS, which is part of Gov. Rick Scott’s administration, point the finger at the Florida Democratic Party. Political parties can get daily lists of people who had their mail-in ballots rejected. Political parties — or anyone else — can also get the publicly available cure affidavits and send them to voters who had a mail-in ballot rejected to encourage them to fix the ballots.

    In an email chain released as part of the Department of State’s Tuesday document dump, Citrus County Supervisor of Elections Susan Gill last week told DOS officials that a voter who received one of the cure affidavits with the wrong date had also received a call from a number identified as the Tallahassee office of the Florida Democratic Party, an indication the party was reaching out about her vote by mail ballot.

    “When I called it, it is the Democratic Party of Florida,” she said in a Nov. 8 email to DOS officials.

    None call it fraud.

    1. Florida Man

      It sucks because a few counties full of scumbag transplants thwart the will of the rest of the state, so you get frustrated feeling like your vote doesn’t matter, so you give up and the scumbags win, eventually ruining a great state.

    1. Mad Scientist

      I mean, does she have her own copy of Fisherman’s Wife?

    2. Charlie Suet

      “I would never judge you, Krieger-San”

  19. Just Say’n

    “Biography On Literally a Nazi”

    https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/11/11/intellectual-dark-web-quillette-claire-lehmann-221917

    FTA:

    “Noxious hatred,” and in particular misogyny, is rife in the comments on Hill’s article; the phrase “vaginal privilege” makes an appearance, as do predictable tirades against “whiny” feminists. Lehmann says she regrets not moderating those comments but that she isn’t worried about reasonable arguments on Quillette’s website being hijacked by unreasonable people. “We’ve become a place where people who don’t fit perfectly into a little box or a label can feel at home and not under pressure to identify with one tribe or another,” she says. I was curious, though, if there were certain political positions Lehmann would disavow, either personally or as an editor. Lehmann says that because she is an atheist, she feels alienated from the Christian right. “I would identify with the left if they were a little more old-school in their advocacy for workers,” she allowed, “but I’m not too bothered to be aligned with a political movement.”

    But, I pressed, is she worried about extremists using Quillette articles about inflammatory matters like race and gender to validate their views? “We don’t want to be considered provocateurs,” she said. “We never publish anything about Milo Yiannopoulos”—the British polemicist formerly of Breitbart—“and we never defended him even though I would agree with him on free speech issues. We never respected his methods of causing outrage for the sake of it.” She did say that she wouldn’t want Quillette to be associated with “anything like ethno-nationalism” or “racist, bigoted viewpoints.” Ultimately, Lehmann says she can’t take responsibility for how posts will be interpreted. “If we are constantly inhibiting ourselves because we’re worried about people misusing our work,” she says, “that presents its own ethical problem and leads to a corrosion of honesty.””

  20. The Late P Brooks

    That was fun. I just pulled the starter off my truck, because it seems to be laying down. judging by the look of it, it would not surprise me if it’s the starter the truck left the factory with. It weighs about forty pounds.

    *I got a weather window, and I’d much rather do this job now, indoors, than in February, out in the driveway. If it’s really the battery, I won’t shed any tears. Batteries are easier to change in the snow.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    But, I pressed, is she worried about extremists using Quillette articles about inflammatory matters like race and gender to validate their views?

    Great. More of that ass backwards “Language creates the world” idiocy.

    1. wdalasio

      “Language creates the world” idiocy.

      It’s one of the major tenets of the modern left, though, isn’t it? They think that reality is a function of perception, rather than, properly, vice versa.

      1. Just Say’n

        The age old Plato v. Aristotle argument

        1. wdalasio

          Aristotle was right. Plato was wrong. And if a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s there to hear it, it still makes a sound.

          1. Just Say’n

            “Aristotle was right.”

            An obvious fact that philosophers have long tried to disprove since the Enlightenment.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            And if a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s there to hear it, it still makes a sound.

            How would you know? Do you know if the cat will be alive or dead before you open the box?

          3. Dr. Fronkensteen

            No, only because I don’t know what universe I’m in before I check. I may be in the universe where the cat is alive or I may be in the universe where the cat is dead.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            Many-worlds/Everett is a cop out!

          5. wdalasio

            How would you know?

            Because we have enough evidence to know that a falling tree creates a series of compressions and rarefactions in the surrounding air that would be interpreted by the human ear as sound.

          6. jesse.in.mb

            that would be interpreted by the human ear as sound.

            But there’s no human ear present. Are the compressions the sound or is the interpretation the sound?

          7. Heroic Mulatto

            Because we have enough evidence to know that a falling tree creates a series of compressions and rarefactions in the surrounding air that would be interpreted by the human ear as sound.

            What I’m getting at is that despite the empirical evidence you cite, the assumption you make still enters the realm of rationalism. A strict empiricist would say that without an observer, you can only hypothesize about what would likely happen, but you can never say you know what will happen. Thus, we can’t solve the paradox without taking something from Plato’s rationalist pile.

            Of course this is naval gazing, but I taught my students about black swans this morning.

          8. wdalasio

            Are the compressions the sound or is the interpretation the sound?

            I’d suggest the former. If I’m in a room with a deaf person, the sounds I’m hearing exist. He or she is simply not able to hear them. Otherwise, you have to work from the assumption that there is no thing as objective truth. And then you find yourself in a Humpty Dumpty universe where any discussion is pointless.

          9. Heroic Mulatto

            If I’m in a room with a deaf person, the sounds I’m hearing exist. He or she is simply not able to hear them. Otherwise, you have to work from the assumption that there is no thing as objective truth.

            Again, like Gadfly, this is a statement of metaphysics and not epistemology. Two people can be realists (as opposed to idealists) and still differ on how we know what we know.

          10. jesse.in.mb

            Otherwise, you have to work from the assumption that there is no thing as objective truth.

            I don’t know if that’s true in this case. Although I suppose at that point you’re getting into the muddiness of what “sound” means and whether or not “sound” is the pressure wave or the experience of it. Not hearing it doesn’t mean there isn’t a measurable pressure wave traveling through the air, but to get back to your deaf person, even if they feel rumbled by a pressure wave do we interpret that as “hearing the sound”?

            If the rainbow trout never gets to the ocean can it be a steelhead?

          11. Heroic Mulatto

            if they feel rumbled by a pressure wave do we interpret that as “hearing the sound”?

            +1 mad pain and Martian pain.

          12. Suthenboy

            Y’all are full of shit. When a tree falls in the forest there is always someone there to hear it. Always, without exception

          13. Heroic Mulatto

            Y’all are full of shit. When a tree falls in the forest there is always someone there to hear it. Always, without exception

            There is some merit to that. Some people posit God, as omniscient observer, to be the answer to the uncertainty principle.

          14. Not Adahn

            Y’all are full of shit. When a tree falls in the forest there is always someone there to hear it. Always, without exception

            There is some merit to that. Some people posit God, as omniscient observer, to be the answer to the uncertainty principle.

            Or bugs. Bugs are everywhere

          15. Gadfly

            How would you know?

            Whether you know it or not, it still works that way. Most people don’t know economics, but that doesn’t mean it stops working the way it does.

          16. Heroic Mulatto

            Whether you know it or not, it still works that way. Most people don’t know economics, but that doesn’t mean it stops working the way it does.

            Ok, but that’s metaphysics, not epistemology. If you start out with Aristotle rulez! Plato drools, you don’t get to use inductive reasoning.

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    This tweet by The Orange One is a hot mess but the last sentence warms my heart:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1062311785787744256

    Fuckin-a, if they can afford their supranational army they don’t need NATO or our money (which they don’t need anyway but it’s a good excuse for us to get out).

    1. Just Say’n

      Is this the part where we all pretend as if this idea floated by Macron and Merkel is realistic and totally not just bullshit?

      1. Just Say’n

        Alina Putina

        @realDonaldTrump
        Idiot President I think you may find it was Russia not USA who won WW2 for the allies and you would do well to remember that …Go Yandex how many Russians died fighting on the eatern flank and it was Russia who took berlin single handedly

        1. Just Say’n

          We’ve gone from “Russia is evilz and gave us literally Hitler” to “Actually, Russia saved the free world, stupid literally Hitler”

        2. CPRM

          All those Russians that died at Normandy will never be forgotten.

          1. grrizzly

            She is right. The Soviet Union was by far the main force in defeating Germany, the Western allies played an important supporting role.

          2. CPRM

            The Russians wouldn’t have liberated France though

          3. grrizzly

            I can easily imagine socialist France.

          4. Homple

            The Soviets would have done to France what they did to Poland, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia….

          5. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Something like 70 percent of German military casualties were from the eastern front if I recall correctly so you’re right, she has a point.

          6. Michael

            That important role being the supply of all necessary equipment, right? Russia has always historically had an endless supply of warm bodies to throw at armed conflict but little of anything else.

          7. Just Say’n

            Russia saved Europe during WWII by secretly negotiating an alliance with Germany; coordinating an invasion of Poland with the Germans; convincing the Germans to try and capture political targets during their invasion of the Soviet Union rather than oil reserves, and then accepting massive amounts of weaponry and funds by the US to help drive the Germans from the East.

            Our heroes

          8. BakedPenguin

            “and then accepting massive amounts of weaponry and funds by the US to help drive the Germans from the East.”

            This.

        3. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

          Russia’s contribution to defeating Germany does go unappreciated in the US, but if we had not gotten involved, there’s a good chance the Red Army would not have stopped in Germany, which would not have been good for Western Europe.

          1. Lackadaisical

            Hm, I think there is a not insignificant chance that without American involvement the Reds lose to Hitler.

          2. wdalasio

            This. Yes, the Russians did contribute a lot in terms of fighting. No one is denying that. But, absent U.S. equipment and materiale, they’d have gotten the defeat they deserved for conspiring with the Nazis to carve up Europe in the first place.

          3. Viking1865

            There is absolutely no way the Soviets would have been able to move anywhere past Belarus without Lend-Lease. They manufactured T34s in quantity, but things like trucks, airplanes, locomotives, aka the necessary equipment to project power eluded them.

            Shit, the US Army operated their motor maintenance for them. Soviet troops could drive, but when the truck died they would just leave it at the side of the road.

            The Soviets fought with incredible bravery and tenacity, and they had their fair share of good strategists and tacticians, but modern war is about logistics, and the Soviet state, being a communist shithole, was unable to fight and win one without the American economy supplying them.

          4. Just Say’n

            If we had not gotten involved there is a good chance that the Red Army would have been stopped in Poland. The two front war is what doomed Germany, as it did during World War I.

          5. Just Say’n

            And remember, without the US there wouldn’t have been any “two front” war in WWII. The British were on their knees and the French were thoroughly defeated by the time the US entered the conflict. The British survived due to the US “lend lease” policy before we entered the conflict.

          6. Stinky Wizzleteats

            The USSR benefited substantially from the lend lease as well. They received massive amounts of American equipment.

          7. wdalasio

            The British survived due to the US “lend lease” policy before we entered the conflict.

            But, the same applies to the Soviets.

          8. Raven Nation

            This raises the interesting (if armchair) counterfactual of what would have happened if D-Day failed. The Germans would have transferred a lot of forces to the east. They would have slowed down the Soviets even further. With no prospect of a “second” front (in reality a third or fourth front), is it conceivable Stalin might have asked for an armistice and the status quo ante bellum? Maybe.

            Related is your broader point of US involvement. Without the US, it’s very unlikely the UK could have launched an invasion of Europe. Hitler would have kept more forces in the east and maybe forced Stalin to the negotiating table.

            All that said, once the Nazis invaded the USSR, it’s impossible to see any scenario by which they win the war even if their are a few counterfactuals that suggest stalemate.

          9. BakedPenguin

            One forgotten factor is Italy – aiding the allies. They invaded Greece from Albania, and then promptly got their asses handed to them by the Greeks. Mussolini had to beg Hitler for help, and the Russian invasion was put back several weeks. If that doesn’t happen, Germany might have taken Moscow before the winter hit. If that happens , it’s a different war along that front. Russia could have moved a lot of machinery out of Moscow, but they couldn’t have moved all of it. And Moscow at the time had a huge percentage of Russian industry.

          10. Lackadaisical

            RE: Failure of D-Day

            is it conceivable Stalin might have asked for an armistice and the status quo ante bellum? Maybe.

            I don’t think so. By then Isn’t Italy about wrapped up? (Allies had just taken Rome) Plus, I think The Eastern front for Germany was doomed by then anyway.

          11. Stinky Wizzleteats

            My understanding is that the Germans were pretty much done when they failed to take the oil fields in the Caucuses in ‘41 ‘42 and from then on it was just a matter of time.

          12. grrizzly

            The only chance the Nazis had with the invasion of the Soviet Union was to turn Russians against their Communist rulers. It didn’t happen because the Nazis considered Slavs subhuman and intended to eliminate a large part of them in order to clear space for Lebensraum. The main goal of the invasion was in direct contradiction to the only way it could succeed.

        4. Rebel Scum

          They killed as many of their own people as did the Germans and turned into even more of a communist hellhole after the war, but sure.

          The US had no major role in the war despite fighting on multiple fronts/theaters and keeping the armies of the allies supplied and fed. Fuck. Off.

          1. Just Say’n

            This is a good point. The Soviets defeated the Germans (if we want to accept that simplistic narrative) only to enslave half of Europe once again, but under a new TOP MAN

          2. Gadfly

            Yes, someone around here pointed out the last time this discussion came up that there were four aggressors in WW2, and only three of them lost.

          3. Lackadaisical

            Germany, Bulgaria and The Mufti of Jerusalem?

            Italy barely lost really.

          4. Lackadaisical

            Germany, BulgariaJapan and The Mufti of Jerusalem?

          5. creech

            My buddy’s father was in the U.S. Navy and was escorting a convoy to Murmansk when the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor. So U.S. supplies to the Soviet Union began before the U.S. entered the war.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Damnit JS, I can dream can’t I?

        1. Just Say’n

          I fully support Europe not living off the American taxpayer.

    2. RBS

      The comments are hilarious.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I thought that out of all of them, FNC would understand that this is not a 1A issue.

    Maybe somebody at FOX has read the Iron Laws. Trump won’t be President forever.

    1. Just Say’n

      Sean Hannity doesn’t read. But, he does know karate

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fkdv9g5aFk

  24. Drake

    Human Rights Activist Tommy Robinson Denied Visa to Speak to US Lawmakers in Washington DC

    I would love to know who denied him the visa and if the British government asked that he be denied. He could just fly to Mexico and jump a fence. I’m told that’s perfectly fine.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Technically he’s a convicted criminal so it’s not surprising but, yeah, it’s ridiculous.

  25. Drake

    Republicans pick wimpy moderate McCarthy as Minority Leader because they love losing so much.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Money Quote:

      “Republicans now have to work with a Democratic majority and they are going to have to decide if they want somebody who is both substantively more conservative, but also extremely more unreasonable in the leadership.”

      UH, obviously you want the most unreasonable motherfucker in opposition (so long as he can sound reasonable on national TV). Not go-along to get-along ‘moderate’.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Team Blue does everything in their authority (and not in their authority…) to get what they want. They play dirty AF. Team Red should have learned this lesson by now. I think they are simply not serious about actual conservatism, let alone anything resembling small government.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          The House Republicans are some of the most pathetic wusses on the face of the planet and they deserve to lose. The Senate Republicans seem to be miles better for some reason and can at least sometimes find their spine.

      2. Drake

        Amazing that they cannot look back at Denis Hastert, John Boehner, and Paul Ryan – and think “why not try a non-Rino for once?” They wonder why conservatives can’t be bothered to vote for them – they fucking want to be the minority party.

  26. Gadfly

    Seen in the recent Atlantic article about young people having less sex these days:

    In his book “Man, Interrupted”, Zimbardo warns that “procrasturbation”—his unfortunate portmanteau for procrastination via masturbation—may be leading young men to fail academically, socially, and sexually.

    I may be immature, but in my opinion this is far from an “unfortunate” portmanteau.

    I thought of these comments when Pornhub, the top pornography website, released its list of 2017’s most popular searches. In first place, for the third year running, was lesbian (a category beloved by men and women alike). The new runner-up, however, was hentai—anime, manga, and other animated porn.

    This one factoid explains so much about the world of today.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      This one factoid explains so much about the world of today.

      From Wikipedia:

      The term was coined in 1973 by American writer Norman Mailer to mean a piece of information that becomes accepted as a fact even though it is not actually true, or an invented fact believed to be true because it appears in print. Since its creation in 1973, the term has evolved, now often being used to describe a brief or trivial item of news or information.

      Factoid has evolved to define itself. Which is a fun…factoid!

      1. Gadfly

        Indeed it is. Language is at times a funny thing. My favorite example of this is that “ravel” has drifted to mean the same thing as “unravel”, despite the negative prefix being right there in the word.

        1. Homple

          “Sleep that knits up the raveled sleave of care,
          The death of each day’s life, sore labor’s bath,
          Balm of hurt minds, great nature’s second course,
          Chief nourisher in life’s feast.”

          ― William Shakespeare, Macbeth

          If it’s OK by Shakespearenit’s fine by me.

      2. Not Adahn

        anything to reduce the successes of Norman Mailer is a good thing.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Zimbardo is the same psychologist that milked the faked Stanford Prison Experiment for 35 years. Just about anything that charlatan says can be discarded out of hand.

      1. Gadfly

        Be that as it may, I’d say “procrasturbation” is a positive contribution to the lexicon, so he’s done at least one thing right in my book.

  27. Rufus the Monocled

    If Republicans lose in these recounts because of fraud a) what is the GOP good for if they won’t fight and b) how can they get away with it if they break the law?

    Grow a pair FFS.

    1. Drake

      Who says their good for anything? Kevin McCarthy was just elected House Minority Leader – the most coveted title in the party.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Good or bad choice?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Terrible, he’s a typical country club Republican from the John Boehner mold.

  28. Rufus the Monocled

    Paypal booted BitChute.

    1. RAHeinlein

      How many pseudonyms allowed per author?

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      On the one hand, I see what they are trying to do. But on the other hand, why would the early career, nontenured academic publish anonymously/pseudonymously? They won’t be able to put in on their CVs, which, will, in turn, lead to tenure protections. As Singer mentions, the tenured, well-accomplished folks won’t be publishing anonymously, so what’s the point?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I call ‘Supersmarttittyfucker’!

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Because sometimes you just have to say that the king has donkey ears, and there might be others who want to hear it?

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Yes…but that’s what blogs are for, no?

          1. Pan Zagloba

            I can see the appeal of some kind of peer review and general back-and-forth in the letters column where you have some faith that you’re not arguing with just any asshole, but an asshole who at least has the basic grounding in your field.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Such animals exist. I was thinking about this place in particular.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I have to admit I didn’t see that coming.

  29. What’s the fascination with virgins? IMO, virgins are lousy in bed.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7733272/virgin-bride-for-sale-facebook/

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “500 cows, three cars and £7,500”

      Righteous bucks…

    2. Lackadaisical

      Damn, thats a good price (for the seller). Of course they blur the face so, who knows?

    3. The Last American Hero

      And they kick some people off for icky political opinions.

  30. Spudalicious

    Forest management may not have an impact on the number of fires but it most definitely has an impact on the size and severity of fires. The Forest Service has finally figured that out but the tree huggers still sue everyone in sight to prevent thinning. Liberal politicians don’t fight back.

    The vast majority of fires on that map occurred over the summer. They are consider still “active” until the rain and snow starts falling.

  31. commodious spittoon

    Oops. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence.

    We’re told security brought her inside the building and Michael showed up 5 minutes later, ran into the building, chasing after her. He screamed repeatedly, “She hit me first.” We’re told he angrily added, “This is bulls***, this is f***ing bulls***.”

    I guess no presidential run? Or did he seal his reputation as a fighter?

    1. Tres Cool

      I was just reading that too. I cant imagine he is genuinely THAT stupid.
      Stinks of theatrics and a media grab.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        I cant imagine he is genuinely THAT stupid.

        Hi, do you know who Michael Avenatti is?

        1. Gillespie

          I beg your pardon, but what’s a Venatti?

      1. Tres Cool

        Ouch. I stand corrected. And that was yet another reminder why I dont do the twatters.

      2. Lackadaisical

        *clicks link, starts reading replies*

        You’ve tricked me for the last time JB!

        *shakes fist impotently in the air*

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          You should know that any of my links are either going to be cutesy moe anime shit or something that’s going to piss you off. Or both, if you dislike the cutesy stuff.

      3. Pan Zagloba

        When Robby Soave doesn’t find your claims “credible”…

      4. Luther Baldwin

        Dayum. Whose pair did he borrow before writing that?

      5. The Last American Hero

        We’re supposed to believe her without question, right? I mean, to even challenge her account of things is tantamount to endorsing domestic abuse.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Only if it’s a near-four decades old accusation uncorroborated by anyone else she names, with significant holes, miscues, and outright fabrications in her recollection.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      A perfect capstone to an illustrious career.

    3. Spudalicious

      Stormy has a sad.

    4. Pan Zagloba

      Welp, there goes my “he’s Trump’s mole” theory.

    5. Sean

      *Nelson laugh*

    6. Mr Lizard

      I told the commentariat that we skin-suited him a year ago.

  32. Pan Zagloba

    All you motherfuckers need Jesus, or at least David Glantz’s lecture on myths and realities of Eastern Front. Just over an hour plus Q&A, awful video but the man has been doing that shit for thirty-odd years and it shows.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      All you motherfuckers need Jesus

      Not today, Satan!

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I like this fellow. He doesn’t have the credentials but he does manage to keep it interesting:

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAzZEZ3BZs

      1. Pan Zagloba

        I found TIK this year and damn, the man really tries. His “Battlestorm” series is at this point History Channel-quality, and I don’t mean “Ancient Aliens” stuff.

        Also, he had two videos on why Nazis are Socialists, which I always appreciate .

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Yeah, he’s good. This guy is good as well but he tends to talk more about tactics and equipment:

          https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCK09g6gYGMvU-0x1VCF1hgA

    3. Raven Nation

      I read Beevor’s book on Stalingrad this year. Man, I thought I had a decent understanding of how awful it was but I was schooled.

      Also, have been reading the third book in Evans’s trilogy and he makes a persuasive case that Stalingrad changed things substantially on the German home front.

      1. grrizzly

        Les Bienveillantes by Jonathan Littell is good at depicting what happened to the Germans in Stalingrad and how the catastrophe was received back in Germany. Here’s the English translation.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Beevor’s book is OK but it’s very shallow and used out of date information even at the time (more than 20 years ago).

        And here are bigger horrors than he ever writes about. Even in his Berlin book.

        I love the three books by Michael K Jones.

        “The Retrat” is about 1941 invasion and retreat from Moscow. If you think Stalingrad was bad, of 6 million Soviet POWs, Jones claims about half died by the end of the year. Disease, cold and starvations, since Germans basically dumped them in fields surrounded by barbed wire, shot anyone who tried to feed them and then, well, shrugged and mostly left them to their own devices.

        “Stalingrad” is in a way a response to Beevor, and presents the completely different picture of the battle than usual. He not only accessed the archives, he went and interviewed the Red Army veterans who fought there to get their perspective on the battle. That stupid opening scene in Enemy at the Gates, with boats crossing? It turns out it’s based on real event – and as presented here, it was so outrageous that I’d refuse a movie that presented it.

        And, in case you thought this is as bad as he gets, his third book is “Total War” about 1943 onward. Because there are more horrors that await. Bits about Red Army troops discovering death camps in Poland, the testimony of the then-alive veterans are not only interesting, they were more or less buried after the war. And he doesn’t shy from crimes committed by Red Army troops in Germany (particularly East Prussia, where Soviet command genuinely feared that they lost control over their troops and had to reassert the discipline).

        Yet unlike Beevor, I never got the feeling Jones sensationalized the events, and he’s reasonably even-handed to both German and Soviet soldiers.

        1. Raven Nation

          Thanks!

  33. Suthenboy

    yY’all are full of shit. When a tree falls in the forest there is always someone there to hear it. Always, without exception

    1. Florida Man

      Go home, Suthen. You’re drunk.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        Lucky!

        1. Florida Man

          I think I’m going to get a little drunk tonight. Shitty work week so far.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            I’m going to get a little drunk tonight.

            Does Amazon deliver little drunks or do you still have to go out to a bar to pick one up?

          2. commodious spittoon

            “My friends got my a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but a sweater’s okay.”

          3. Spudalicious

            I’ll just leave this here.

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUNu3S6z7Qg

          4. Florida Man

            I thought it was going to be hot fuzz

          5. commodious spittoon

            I’d rather like to get a little drunk. Sadly, I always opt to get a lot drunk.

      2. Raven Nation

        I’m close. Drank my last bit of Tullamore Dew. Now working on Powers.

        1. Florida Man

          Noyce

  34. Heroic Mulatto

    1. Spudalicious

      That is strangely, hypnotic…

      1. AlmightyJB

        Cute

  35. Rebel Scum

    Creepy porn lawyer arrested

    Law enforcement officials have reportedly arrested attorney Michael Avenatti for felony domestic violence after his estranged wife filed a police report Tuesday over an incident that left her face “swollen and bruised.”

    Sources told TMZ that “the alleged incident occurred Tuesday, but there was a confrontation Wednesday between the two at an exclusive apartment building in the Century City area of L.A.”

    The woman reportedly ran out of the apartment building today, screaming on her cell phone, “I can’t believe you did this to me. I’m going to get a restraining order against you.”

    “We’re told security brought her inside the building, took her upstairs and Michael showed up 5 minutes later, running into the building,” TMZ reported.

    Avenatti later reportedly screamed, “She hit me first,” adding, “This is bulls***, this is f***ing bulls***.”

    Heh.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Karma’s a bitch.

      1. commodious spittoon

        And the name of the prostitute he normally pays to beat up. Probably.

    2. one true athena

      Apparently not his wife – they’re separated, and she’s said it wasn’t her — so it’s some other woman. maybe, if it’s not some schemer. But at least LAPD confirmed the arrest, so that part’s not bullshit.

      1. cyto

        Believe the victim… believe all women….

        Well, except this one time. This one time it is bullshit.

  36. Luther Baldwin

    There are three hens on the local cable news channel right now totally shocked that thousands of public housing residents are without heat tonight. “The city needs a plan to solve this.”

    1. I assume getting rid of public housing is not their proposed solution?

      1. Luther Baldwin

        You win!

        Whoa – now they’ve got Nicole Gelinas on talking about the fleecing we’re gonna get thanks to Amazon. How’d she get in the door?!

  37. Gustave Lytton

    Been stuck in a aluminum tube all day. Come out to find a H&H episode. Makes up for only having one drink.

    Waiting for fried chicken before driving to Paducah. Hitting up a quilt museum tomorrow.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Also, chubby Trisha Yearwood- still wood.

    2. Sean

      A
      Quilt
      Museum
      ?
      Dude…
      ?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        With the wifey.

    3. Gillespie

      I will keep my eyes out for you in a future link here on Glibs.

  38. Spudalicious

    “Hitting up a quilt museum tomorrow.”

    1. one true athena

      German empires with an army. As my favorite line from the Avengers movie puts it: “Historically, not awesome”

      I bet Poland and Hungary are thrilled by this latest interest in militarism.

  39. Nephilium

    Goal one for Thanksgiving is done. Two beers kegged up and hooked up to CO2 to carb up in time for Thanksgiving. Next goal is Friday… completing grocery shopping.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Some of your home brew?

      1. Nephilium

        Yep, a basic APA (threw the recipe together, as my standard would be a Saison, which my sister doesn’t like), and an English Mild. The APA is ~5.5%, and the Mild ~3.5%. Both should work well with the food.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Nice:)

  40. Sean

    I’m tee shirt shopping.

    This one seems appropriate for this crowd – https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1647562-dungeons-and-dragons-shirt-d20-roll-funny

    1. Gillespie

      One of my favorite DnD jokes right there.

    2. Spudalicious

      I like.