So, I could go out and get on food-stamps and get a welfare check, but I don’t like the idea of forcing anyone to pay for me to be lazy. So instead, put your libertarian mouths where your hoarded gold is and volunteer to pay me to be lazy!
I have started a Patreon page where you can give as much or as little as you like (as low as a dollar a month, less than it costs to feed a starving kid in Africa) to help support the Hat and the Hair cartoons.
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126 responses to “Volunteer to Stop Welfare”
I do not donate to anything on the Internet that is not a cam model.
Anyone can become a cam model if you donate enough.
^This guy knows what’s up!^
The conversation goes “It’s about price negotiations, not the fact you are a whore”, right?
Girls gotta get through college.
It never goes well…
https://youtu.be/byDglOhxmdA
One handed credit card entries?
How about we just shut down government welfare programs and go back to private charities. The seemed to work very well for the first 200 years.
Are you kidding? Don’t you know that everyone DIES when the govt doesn’t take it’s money away from you? /std-issue-prog-talking-point
You know who else was worried about the STD issue?
Tuskeegee Airmen?
Koala bears?
Arthur Ashe?
What? Too soon?
Maybe?
It starts with you.
Art and my art information drives so much of what I do even though I’m a STEM guy by today’s standards. My understanding of how people see and process information informs the design of much of what I do, like how presentations (sales, management) are laid out, how busy the content is, how colors are used (and minimized!). This even flows into technical drawings, service manual, and work instructions.
I also draw ad hoc cartoons to make my points in meetings; it’s terribly effective everywhere from the four-man work-team to the C-level pitch.
I’m great at caricature but have never done political cartoons: been too busy building things.
reposting from Links
Don’s Most Over-rated
1 Syracuse has an even chance to lose to BC in their final game
1 Kentucky could finish the season over-rated
3 Cincinnati could finish the season over-rated
4 Florida could finish the season over-rated
5 UCF must meet the AAC west winner
5 Northwestern could finish the season over-rated
7 Boston College could finish the season over-rated
8 Iowa State has even chances at Texas
9 Washington St has an even chance to lose to UW in their final game
9 Utah St must survive even odds at Boise St
9 Boise St must survive even odds against Utah St
9 Notre Dame could finish the season over-rated
13 LSU will be tested by TAMU
13 Texas will be very fairly tested by Iowa State
Just in time for Christmas!
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/-maga-building-blocks-for-sale-encourages-kiddos-to-build-the-wall-/1593993480
Oh my God.
We just built a small retaining wall in front of our house that we refer to as Trump’s Wall
Because the landscaping crew is trying to climb over it for some reason?
Simply because of the time period during when it was built.
But at least with the crew my landscaper has it is possible a Mexican may very well be climbing over it… repeatedly…
Obviously, that’s just, like, your opinion man.
I love TCU and married into it once upon a time, but I can only chuckle when I see their tweets warning students that this guy is recording on campus. The questions seem fair enough to me and seem to reveal that TCU students just aren’t that special.
Especially this chick. Ms. “I’m on the debate team so I do this for fun!” I am still watching and I have yet to see her grasp the principle of freedom of speech, let alone the current American legal structure for it or the nuance of the distinction between the gov’t and private entities and/or the nuance of the distinction between the political and cultural aspect of the freedom of speech. That said, she’s a solid would.
Funny how that works out.
Speaking of north TX, my son won a regional high school debate there as a mere sophomore. Years later, he would crush the LSAT essay section when one of his old debate topics was posed. He went to band camp at TCU; it’s really a sweet little place that I could never afford.
This one time, in band camp, I told everyone I would crush the LSAT.
/American Pie
The Beatles inspired Charles Manson, Obs the Beatles need to be banned.
Also, my impression of Crowder is that he is someone who probably only passed the 10th grade because he schmoozed a smart girl into letting him cheat off her, and this is the best
they can dothe people he didn’t edit out can do?Crowder was the voice actor for the bear in Arthur that celebrated Kwanzaa.
He worked for NPR? Socialist bastard!
Even worse is the fact that he’s basically a Canadian anchor baby.
How so? Enact my labor, without compensation, person of a darker skin hue than I! *RACIST RACIST WHO IS RACISISTING*
Born in MI to French-Canadians. Raised in Quebec.
Jeez, that’s gotta be tough. I was born in a hospital.
That fact always gave me a few chuckles. I grew up watching some Arthur so I was very surprised when he started popping up more in my youtube feed in these recent years.
I was wondering when Dudley Moore was going to make an appearance.
/old
You old Bedazzler, you.
I’m not THAT old. But that IS a fun movie.
Crowder isn’t the smartest or most intellectual guy – but he’s out there getting crap done.
Just in time for C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ Hannukah !
Good God
That is antisemitic.
He’s got stars on his knees and shoulders. ‘Eastern Promises’ told me this means he’s a made Russian mobster.
Proven — Russians secretly influencing us thru the internets.
Yahweh says no-way. (I assume)
It’s fun to say ” no way” to an Orthodox Jew until you get them to say “yeah way” and then laugh because you know they will burn in hell.
I’m LOLing. A great way to start the day. Thanks CA!
Stable genius, indeed.
In a new book, it is revealed that Howard Hughes routinely proved that lots of women are whores.
So this is where Weinstein got his SOP from?
Gritty only go 28 write-in votes
Woodward disagrees with CNN.
Don’t always like Woodward, but he seems dead on there.
Oh, they’ll find some sympathetic asshole judge who will agree with them and order he be reinstated. Hey, if they can get judges to say Trump can’t revoke his predecessor’s executive orders, there’s probably a judge out there who’ll do just about anything for them.
I can’t believe that hasn’t gotten more attention. There must be something that I missed, because it seems to be entirely founded upon “I agreed with what that guy was doing, so I’m going to rule that you have to keep doing what he was doing”.
At the very least you’d think there would be a lot more scrutiny on the idea that we have a system where one guy can issue an edict and have it become the immutable law of the land without any say-so from anyone else.
LOL if this is the kind of crap the Dems are going to put all their energy into for the next two years, I don’t think America has anything to worry about.
Make this woman speaker.
Yeah, I want a mic in front of her all of the time. You would think her supporters would be embarrassed.
I was curious to watch the election results to see if Dems in that district actually paid any attention to the candidate before voting. Apparently not, she ran right at Crowley’s average.
They would have to be smart enough to get that she is a dumb asshat first for them to be embarrassed, but they are likely to be as misinformed and dumb as she is, and not have a clue about that fact.
Add in the inevitable “She must be smart because she won and she’s on TV all the time” attitude and having her as speaker accelerates us on our road to serfdom. Ask a Venezuelan (or any Central American) how long it takes a collapse to run its course.
It’s weird watching Pelosi try to put the brakes on her own party’s growing lunacy. Cortex and her friends really want that old bag out.
This right here. The popcorn and entertainment would be plentiful.
There would be popcorn rationing.
“…We can embrace the energy of activism to move our party’s goals forward.”
Pretty much sums it up.
Is it renewable?
I suspect it might wane in the presence of a famine.
Which is where it always seems to head.
For some unknown reason.
I believe that’s called ‘bad luck’.
AKA low oil prices caused by America – see how evil oil is?
Someone should call the douche that told us we could not drill our way out of high oil prices and ask him if he now feels any regret having said that stupid thing he did (I know there were a lot of stupid things he said, but it will be fun to watch him just act offended for being called a dumb ass).
Fission, of course, not counting as “renewable”.
I find the underlying mythology most interesting.
The notion that there exists some limitless supply of almost free energy that “they” are keeping us from having, and if only the government would act and mandate it to be so, we could all live in pollution-free, shortage free, profit-free nirvana.
I used to use this argument on animal rights activists when they would protest outside my lab. Their argument (in the early 90’s) was that we can just use computers to simulate biology, so we don’t need animals for research. My counter to that claim was “great, go and build that simulator. You will be a billionaire by morning and nobody will ever use animals for research again. Animal research is expensive and time consuming. Build your computer simulator and you will have solved far bigger problems than the ethics of animal research.”
Of course, nobody ever took me up on it. They rarely, if ever, gave thought to the notion that maybe their idea of a computer simulation to replace animal testing was not feasible.
This is the identical scenario. They posit “just spend loads of other people’s money and require renewable energy!”
My counter argument is “great, go build it. You come up with a renewable, clean energy source that costs less than what we have, and you’ll have more money than the pope by morning. You’d make bill gates look like a pauper if you could come up with that technology. Heck, if I thought you could do it, I’d give you my life savings to go build it, so I could have enough money to buy Australia, just on my share.
We’ll get right on that nuclear energy. Oh, you don’t want that? Um, how about some hydropower? Oh, that causes global warming as well? Solar, oh those minerals are mined by poor people being exploited by capitalist pigdogs…how about some windmills? Oh, yeah, those dead birds…
Cut off all the transmission lines to NYC.
So Drudge headlines that Kelly is on his way out because of spats with Melania. One of the other people he has an issue with is one of the moustache’s aids, Mira Ricardel. Melania has a BIG problem with her.
No comment on the Kelly ouster from the White House, but after the headline, Melania’s office comes out with this statement:
“It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that she [Ricardel] no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House,” said Stephanie Grisham, the spokeswoman.
It is not only Trump that plays 24 dimensional chess.
Andrew Heaton gives The Hat and The Hair Superfuntime Cartoon Show 6 out of 10! (is that good, I failed lots of math stuff)
I’ll give you a 3/5’s Compromise and say it is acceptable.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t he rating his own Trump impression?
Don’t harsh my narrative!
Luther Baldwin is Fake News! *points finger, chants, others join*
I was leaving the door open for a possible higher rating for you, Negative Nellie.
I’m not good at taking compliments, so [insert insult to help my insecurities]!
Fuck off, Tulpa. ??
You are so great to remember that balance of half grapefruit, half lemon-lime. How’s that for a compliment?
Trump on Red Eye.
I believe I first mentioned this over at TOS, but when people do Trump impressions, there is always something camp about it.
Yeah, the actual audio cuts I’ve pulled from Trump are so far funnier than anything impressionists have done.
What’s his take on brown eyes?
Everyone is into anal these days.
Its better than the 5/4 campus rapes that occur hourly across the country.
Not during No Nut November.
Speak for yourself.
STEVE SMITH NOT EVER GO COLLEGE, BY GO COLLEGE MEAN….HAVE NO DEGREE…EXCEPT FORREST LAWYER DEGREE GOT OFF OTHER SASQUATCH STEVE SMITH RAPE
Andrew Heaton started a daily podcast today on The Blaze. He could be dialing back a bit.
Send him a link to SF Hat & Hair and see what he has to say.
Livestream on the way to tonight’s Glibertarians.com meetup.
Maybe tt’s just the conspiracy theorist in me, but the camera remains completely vertical through the whole thing, like it is mounted, which if it weren’t staged there is no reason for, so given that it seems this was someones attempt at ‘art’, and that makes me sadder than if it were real.
It’s too late for me to be thinking about such things.
I’m just going to listen to this for an hour.
These nerds are smarter than you, because they use big words. These fuckers are retarded.
The new GoPro’s have some pretty impressive steady cam tech.
But a GoPro films 16×9, this is horrible vertical video.
That’s what they want you to think…
If you become a Patron on Patreon, I’ll believe what ever you pay me to believe! #capitalism (really I’ll just do what I want)
I need that accent for when I visit the British Council next week.
So my wife is in Tragic City, MI for business this week. Here I am in California, making spaghetti (we’re a keto/paleo household), watching The Godfather/Godfather 2, and strumming my guitar. I will eat spaghetti every night. Sometimes carbonara, sometimes a red sauce. Tonight was a white wine/cream sauce with olives, onion and garlic. And a leftover pork chop. And vodka. I miss her. But I am getting good at guitar. Bored and lonely….
Relieve your boredom by becoming a patron on Patreon!
This article has a little bit of everything that is wrong with the world.
So, Amazon decides to put their new big center in New York. Predictably, people are complaining… But oh, the stupid…..
Congresswoman-Elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez:
Uh,… Ok. We don’t want Amazon investing in our community because we need investment in…. ah, nevermind.
But it gets better:
Got it? More jobs is bad for the economy because they aren’t promising to build housing for the poor? What kind of mental illness makes people think like that? I suppose it never occurred to him that if government wouldn’t block real estate development then they wouldn’t have an affordable housing issue…
It’s almost like if a business will come to a place if you lower taxes, more businesses would come there if it weren’t a sweetheart deal. And if more businesses were in an area competing for employees wages would rise for everyone. Some one needs to look into this!
That was one of the most beautiful parts of the article… against the subsidies for all the wrong reasons. Just a bunch of rocket scientists running around in prog-land.
Once a poor person latches on to some housing, they are guaranteed to stay forever poor there – don’t you even prog, bruh?
UPDATE: CPRM has 0 Patrons on Patreon. So much for charity, time to claim some sweet welfare bennies!
Go for it. It’s not like one more leach will make a difference.
You ever hear of the straw that broke the camel’s back? I’m a very fat straw.
You assume I want the camel’s back to stay intact. You assume wrong.
I assume you don’t want to kill my children, which is what you are literally dong! (honesty makes me clarify I don’t have children, fucking honesty)
Are you Benny from Total Recall?
No, CPRM is the AI algorithm that leads to Johnny Cab. An organic free-range non-GMO AI.
I wonder if anyone here has a subscription to Compound Media. I’d be interested in the daily content from Bill Schulz, JoNo, and Michael Malice. I don’t spend any money on entertainment, maybe I will 5 years from now though. Hey CPRM, remind in 5 years, and I’ll promise to donate to your patreon.
Oh, five years ago my aspirations were much higher, then those bastards woke me up from coma! *for legal clarification CPRM was never technically comatose*
Also, are there any other glibs with patreon accounts? Who do you financially support on there? I could create a new email to get a patreon account. I have never used PayPal or stripe, so that’d be another account I’d need to create. There should be a simpler way to donate money whitout creating multiple accounts.
I am the pioneer of begging for money on Glibs. I can’t support anyone because I am legitimately poor, I’ve never made more than 12k a year. I had just a paypal account I created in ot 3 when it was new, but that wasn’t raising new revenue from from anyone other than Mike S. There were several glibs who graced me with donations before to buy the animation software I use to animate the show. I’m a poor person, like for real poor, making these cartoons for you gold hoarding fat cats…mumble mumble I’m getting drunk now…
Fredo’s got a good heart. But he’s weak and he’s stupid. And this is life or death.
I like Al Fredo better.
Is that another Gore nickname? I prefered ManBearPig. And nobody Al Fredo’s dick pick “Carlos Danger”…
I sometimes turn on Infowars for background noise when I go to bed. There is something comforting about listening to the rambling. The show usually start off with them showing how dishonest the media is. The false flag operations and conspiracy theories usually come later in the show.
While I do agree that the InfoWars crowd makes a lot of wild assertions with no evidence (e.g. damn near everything is a false flag) I do get annoyed when I hear Lefties complain about it since there’s plenty of equivalent nonsense from their own side.
I remember some Leftist op-ed piece shortly after Newtown where the author pointed to some mutual fund that includes both gun manufacturers and healthcare firms, and the conclusion was that there’s a deliberate plot to “flood the inner cities with guns” and rake in profits from the increase in gunshot wounds (since, ya know, the average inner city gangbanger probably has really good health insurance).
Then of course, there’s the RUSHIN COLLLOOOOSION” bullshit, which is scarcely better than something that Alex Jones dreamed up. The only difference is that they have the whole media pumping up the narrative and giving it legitimacy.