Thursday Afternoon Sugar (or SugarFree?) Hangover Links

Happy National Candy Binge Day. If you need a purgative, you should really check out SF’s final Subaru Horror Theatre story. I think the level of earnest ultra-violence really took this one to a new level. For more really excellent work, Elspeth Flashman’s first article about why not to talk to cops is here. Excellent and informative. Okay, everyone have a great day.

Oh, links to OTHER sites? I should do those too.

Conor Friesdorf, so independent he is voting straight-party Democrat, because (this is my favorite part) its critical that the Mueller investigation find out the truth about Trump’s collaboration with the Russians. You might remember Conor as The Atlantic’s token non-Democrat after Andrew Sullivan got lost in Sarah Palin’s vagina.

Well this is pretty damn cool. A quantum-magnetic compass that knows where it is based on documented anomalies. Get it on a chip and no more GPS satellites needed.

Maxine Waters as Speaker of the House? It may be possible that the libertarian mission of putting the most ridiculous people in office to destroy government credibility is working. (TW: Autoplay)

Finns raid “secret Russian military base”? I guess some people still remember who their enemies are.

 

Here’s some Finnish metal polka.

Comments

256 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Sugar (or SugarFree?) Hangover Links”

  1. Tres Cool

    Great….are you telling me to expect Trudeau explaining quantum-compassing. In french ?

    1. Tres Cool

      Go ahead…..just let IT RIP !

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      You know, I was enthused by a practical application of quantum tech that wasn’t just smoke being blown up my ass about Q-Bits but you had to go and drag the Twink into it.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hello!

    1. Tres Cool

      HEY YUFUS

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Sup Tres!

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    From the Friederswhatever page, Mudholes!
    By the Slabs,
    http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-niland-mud-pot-20181101-story.html

  4. RBS

    Maxine Waters as Speaker of the House?

    Truly, we live in the best of times.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      pleasepleasepleaseplease let this become reality.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      Scalise or McCarthey would send much better signals to the nation, of course. Is there anyone outside the black caucus that’s voting for Waters?

    1. Tres Cool

      Now that is rape-rape, not just rape.

      1. Still safer than a US college campus.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          5/4

    2. STEVE SMITH NOW KNOW OF NEXT VACATION SPOT.

  5. Someone got into my e-mail account at around 3:16 pm today and started sending spam.

    I reset the password and have found no signs they tried to change any passwords for accounts where that email was used, but I have no idea how much of my mail they may have downloaded. This pisses me off, and I’m trying to figure out what additional steps are needed (as well as figuring out how they got in).

    1. Sean

      It was the Russians!!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. Tres Cool

        Someone notify Mueller.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          Why doesn’t anyone pronounce his name correctly?

          1. Soyboy

            Herr Müller

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            das ist nicht schwer

    2. robc

      pw1234pw is not the best choice.

      1. In this reset I doubled the previous length. I’m just trying to determine the best additional precautions.

        1. Sean

          There was some shenanigans recently with my e-mail. Comcast detected it and locked my account until I went through an authentication procedure with them. I have no idea how “they” got in there.

          1. I caught the shenanigans. It looks like a half hour from the time they got the first spam bounce to when I reset my password. They stopped getting bounced five minutes after the first and changed the password fove minutes after that.

        2. Certified Public Asshat

          I doubled the previous length. I’m just trying to determine the best additional precautions.

          Call a doctor if it persists.

        3. Michael

          Does your email provider support two-factor authentication? It should almost be mandatory at this point.

          1. It doesn’t look like it. I have a support ticket open with them on the issue.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        What about 12345?

        1. That’s the kind of combination an idiot puts on his luggage.

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            Remind me to change the combination on my luggage.

          2. Tres Cool

            I thought you didnt watch movies.

          3. I don’t.

            I used to.

        2. leon

          Unbreakable.

    3. Okay, there is an ‘access history’ for the account. Looks like an automated brute force attack had been running for an age and a half, eventually stumbled onto the combination then began sending spam. I don’t think there was a human involved. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, given the automation tools out there.

    4. Playa Manhattan

      What email service?

      1. A no-name provider I’ve had since high school. They’re owned by ‘silversky’ now.

        1. Okay, SilverSky got bought out by BAE…

          I forget how many companies have owned the provider since I started with the address.

        2. The Last American Hero

          Sounds Russian. You getting pink on us, comrade?

          1. C. Anacreon

            A much-loved definition of “liberal” is “someone not quite pink enough to punch.”

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    I don’t think Conor Friesdorf has ever claimed to be anything but a democrat. He just has consistent views on free speech and the 4th amendment.

    1. Just Say’n

      He was pimped as a libertarian by TOS for quite a while there

    2. westernsloper

      In the article he claims he prefers to vote for the “individual” not the party. He always just voted for individuals who are democrat I guess.

      Corruption is another concern.

      Nice to see we care about corruption now that Trump might inadvertently be making some coin while he is President.

    3. Chipwooder

      Wrong. A decade ago he was supposed to be a conservative – he was one of the creators of Culture11, which was supposed to be some kind of hipster conservative website. Later on, when he was hired by The Atlantic, he started calling himself a libertarian.

  7. leon

    “U.S. Naval Academy decided that its graduates needed to return to the past and learn how to navigate using the stars. Nine years prior, it had dropped celestial navigation from its requirements because GPS was so accurate and simple to use.”

    The US Field Artillery is basically the same story, Army decided manual gunner computation was worthless and stopped teaching it to their Fire Direction crews. Then they wonder why guns go down when the computers break…

    1. Tres Cool

      +1 theodolite

  8. Juvenile Bluster

    If Maxine Waters is going for Speaker of the House that may make me change my mind in wanting Team Blue to take over the House (I just want it for the chaos that would ensue, Trump’s tweets, and that nothing would get through Congress for 2 years)

    1. leon

      Having two of the dumbest Mother F’ers as President and Speaker would be… fantastic.

      1. PBRstreetgang

        Make them play a game of Scrabble-to-Death on pay per view.
        I’d pay top dollar for that level of entertainment.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      She’s up for chair of the house financial services committee, not speaker of the house.

      And remember…. she’s crooked as hell.

      Her top priority will be taking bribes, not cracking down on banks.

  9. Thot Thursday sez “Tittays!”

    http://archive.is/hvrQ9

    1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 14, 17, 25, 35, 41.

    1. Spudalicious

      3, 25, 33.

    2. slumbrew

      Aye, 3 really does it for me. Mostly because it looks like you could have an actual adult conversation with her (you know, when you’re not going to pound-town). Perhaps I’m just projecting.

      1. dontreadonme

        25 please

  10. Raston Bot

    overheard a couple folks at work discussing Blexit and Candace Owens. apparently it’s “criminal” what they’re doing. of course i didn’t ask them for details. that would’ve accomplished nothing.

    1. Sean

      Could have been entertaining.

  11. leon

    Had a Co-worker (and friend) go off today talking about how pizzagate was just projection and that Republicans were didling kids, and setting up concentration camps. TDS is real.

    1. Mr Lizard

      Just tell them about me, and that you know the whole truth

  12. Pope Jimbo

    Ever since the The Winter War things have been tense between the two countries. Call me a pessimist but I don’t think that bad blood will ever be Finnish-ed.

    1. leon

      I think you are Russian to conclusions

      1. Creosote Achilles

        Crimea a river, there’s no need to be Stalin to try and delay the obvious conclusions.

    2. Fourscore

      Lett’s discuss that, leave no Estonia unturned

    3. PBRstreetgang

      I think they’re just Stalin because they need time to figure it out.

      1. Creosote Achilles

        Shit. Yours was better.

        1. C. Anacreon

          Plus you added a redundant “a” in Crimea river.

          1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

            All you punsters should be tied to a Pole and whipped.

    4. grrizzly

      Tense? Not really. Finland was among the largest non-socialist European trade partners of the Soviet Union. Unlike the Baltic states, Finland preserved its independence and didn’t have to deal with a 40%+ Russian-speaking minority. Even today, Finnish consulates are known to be generous in issuing Schengen visas to Russian citizens.

      1. westernsloper

        But only after they Finnish their visa applications amirite?

  13. Mr Lizard

    “A truck driver in New Jersey had been fined $32,000 for driving an illegal signal jammer too close to Newark’s airport and interfering with its system. (All the driver wanted was to keep his boss from tracking him.)”

    Someone got the plug-in model that is good for 30+ meters. The battery handheld is only 3 meters.

    1. kinnath

      Excellent.

      Of course, he accidentally exposed a major installation design flaw in the system. I have not read that Newark is doing anything to fix it.

      1. Mr Lizard

        I doubt there’s much Newark can do. GPS relies from signals from the satellites and it is a relatively weak signal. Anything that floods the GPS band will screw up any GPS unit in the vicinity.

        That is why this micromeasurements of magnetic line position and orientation is quite encouraging

  14. Just Say’n

    “its critical that the Mueller investigation find out the truth about Trump’s collaboration with the Russians”

    My God. The beclowning never ends with these people.

    1. Just Say’n

      As of today, Mueller has indicted exactly zero people related to Russian collusion and exactly zero evidence has been provided to support a conspiracy theory that was being selectively leaked by the intelligence community.

      What is the real difference between Alex Jones and the NYT at this point?

      1. Lachowsky

        The NYT still has a Twitter handle?

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I expect nothing until after the mid-terms, which means nothing has been found.

        If there were findings, you can guaran-fucking-tee that it would be in the news this week.

      3. Chipwooder

        But it’s only been close to two years! How can you expect a thorough investigation in less than six years?

        1. CPRM

          You can only be certain if it takes 8 years.

    2. Rasilio

      You mean the truth that there was none?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Why do you think the investigation is taking so long? If he just puts the truth out there the number of heads exploding would be astronomical.

      2. Soyboy

        The truth never stood in his way before. Why start now?

    3. Playa Manhattan

      If they already know the truth, why don’t they go ahead and share that information with Mueller?

  15. Juvenile Bluster

    Jeremy Wallace
    ‏ @JeremySWallace

    Check out US Sen Ted Cruz tonight in #Laredo warning that if Democrats take the House it will “paralyze” government, shut down Trump administration and lead to a “partisan bloodbath” in DC #TXSen

    Does he WANT me to go vote Democrat?

    1. Negroni Please

      Right. That sounds awesome

    2. AlmightyJB

      Seriously:)

    3. “partisan bloodbath”

      I hope he means literally.

    4. Soyboy

      “partisan bloodbath” in DC

      This is a Hunger Games Battle Royale I can get behind.

  16. Just Say’n

    https://www.aier.org/article/why-moderation-isnt-always-good-idea#.W9s9eDmaR3g.facebook

    In case you haven’t heard the Niskanen Center admitted what has been obvious for years now- “they’re not libertarian anymore”.

    The American Institute for Economic Research calls “retard” on their “moderate” ploy.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I know they actually admitted it now, but they were never libertarian at all. ENB and Robbie are more libertarian than anybody from there was.

      1. Chipwooder

        A long time ago, Jerry Taylor was legit. Like, back in the ’90s.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      ideas are useless unless they are directly applied to policy making

      I’ve got my theories and say what I will, but I pay my taxes, and I’m not going to shoot anyone who isn’t attacking me.

      By moderation, do they mean that one necessarily incorporates bad ideas from the other side just to be neighborly?

      1. leon

        yes

    3. one true athena

      Is it Niskanen that gets funding from Qatar/Aljazeera? i can’t keep straight which “think tanks” are propaganda fronts for which dirtbag foreign orgs.

  17. Tundra

    Well this is pretty damn cool.

    It is! I’ll be interested to watch them shrink it a practical size.

    I got the chance to see John Harrison’s Marine Chronometers at the Royal Observatory. Being able to see it transition from table-sized to pocket-sized in a relatively short time was amazing. The fact that the first version was huge and included wooden parts made it even better.

    Machines are groovy.

    1. Tres Cool

      “Board of Longitude” is a gov’t agency I’d support.

      1. Tundra

        Really?

        Ultimately it took an act of Parliament and a personal threat of intervention from King George III before the Board of Longitude remitted anything to Harrison for his achievements. Despite everything, the full prize money was never distributed to anyone, including Harrison.

  18. Rebel Scum

    Maxine Waters as Speaker of the House?

    *Chuckles out loud*

    Oh wait, you were serious on that possibility. Well, mission of putting the most ridiculous people in office to destroy government credibility it is.

  19. Negroni Please

    What’s up with Colorado’s shitty knife laws? I just found out my EDC knife is illegal here because it’s over 3.5″ and I keep it in my pocket. WTF CO? I thought this was a crazy frontier mountain man state.

    Oh well. Time to buy another knife!

    1. I had no idea about that law. I don’t carry a knife, though I’ve been thinking of getting a switchblade.

      1. Negroni Please

        Yeah automatic knives and balisongs are legal now so that’s good at least. But a 3.5″ blade restriction on “concealed” knives is just stupid. You can have larger knives but the have to be open carried and that’s also stupid.

        Gotta love a bunch of laws that says I can carry concealed firearms but I can’t be trusted with a big pocketknife

        1. Brett L

          Just start clipping it to your belt. Problem solved!

      2. AlmightyJB

        I have a couple of Italian stiletto switchblades. Nice toys but not for carrying. The springs sometimes don’t have enough juice if you hold the handle too tight which increases resistance.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        I have a Benchmade Stimulus for EDC. I love that thing, after glueing the stupid slider lock.

        Accepted practice until recently here was it’s not concealed if the pocket clip is on the outside. However some dumbass robe agreed with a popo’s assertion that it could be a clipped cell phone or anything else, so it’s still concealed and violation of the law. Judge should have ripped him a new one for that instead of going along with that farce.

    2. Rasilio

      Nobody needs more than 3 inches

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        ^This!

        Wait, not what I meant….

    3. Sean

      Oh well. Time to buy another knife!

      Kershaw Blur.

      1. Tundra

        I’ve had a Burst for many years. Thing is tough as hell.

      2. Creosote Achilles

        I got one of their Zero Tolerance line of pocket knives for my birthday. It’s a sweet knife with an action like butter.

      3. Tres Cool

        Ive got a Kershaw Vapor in my pocket that’s been my EDC nearly 20 years.

    4. Tundra

      How do they measure the length? Actual cutting surface?

      1. Negroni Please

        You know the answer to this already. Whichever measurement method will yield an arrest or a ticket is the one that will be used.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          From the tip of your blade to the tip of your elbow.

    5. Don Escaped Texas

      TN has kooky laws like that; my carry permit does not per jure apply to other weapons. So I can wear ten Glocks, into a bar even, and that might be legal (I can’t be under the influence), but strap on a hatchet during a state park park camp-out hike for kindling and you might find yourself needing the friendly discretion of a LEO.

    6. AlmightyJB

      At least you have guidance. In Ohio, its basically cop discretion. You can’t carry a concealed “weapon”. If they say it’s a weapon because of length or how it looks than it is. But they don’t describe what too long or tactical is.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Balisongsare definitely not allowed though. I did hear of a case in a different state with no length guidance where the courts overturned a conviction. On 2.5 inch bladesaying basically that was BS.

    7. westernsloper

      How did you find this out (never heard of it) and why would it change your behavior? Who will know you have it?

      1. Negroni Please

        Google!

        You never know with cops and I generally try to avoid having any interactions with them, but I would prefer not to have my safety and freedom at their discretion more than necessary. Just a few months ago (when I still lived in FL) I went to walk my dog in the park and got hassled by cops out of the blue because some nutjob groped a woman there a week previously. They disarmed me and ran my info and asked me a ton of questions because cops are assholes. Having an illegal knife on me would definitely have made that shitty situation worse.

        If all I need to do to stay safe from that hassle is carry a knife that’s .25″ shorter then why not?

        1. westernsloper

          They disarmed me and ran my info and asked me a ton of questions because cops are assholes

          I think that is one of those, “Am I being detained”? moments followed by what Elpseth said last article. Fuck. That.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      I was disappointed in the reveal.

      1. Sean

        Yup. I zipped my pants back up.

    2. CPRM

      Wait, did Kristen right that?

    3. Creosote Achilles

      The non-monogamous boyfriend should have either decided to stay monogamous or dumped the first g/f from the jump. She clearly wasn’t comfortable with the arrangements and would have sooner or later found some reason to end thing. That the fool and his new g/f are compounding it with stalking the original g/f tells me that there’s a whole mess of crazy there.

      Also…further down, the ‘My husband now says he’s a woman, and I’m a straight woman, what do I do?’ and the fact that her advice isn’t “Tell him to move his ass out of the house.” wasn’t the first bit of advice is crazy.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        So…. You’re saying it’s not going to end in a 3-way (the good kind)?

        1. Creosote Achilles

          Not with the old girlfriend. My guess is that’s what the boyfriend and the new girlfriend were angling toward. Plenty of women who are down for that. Got to pick your targets though, and apparently they picked wrong.

    4. Soyboy

      I get all my advice from 31-year-old trans-men who still dress like teenage scene kids.

    5. Bobarian LMD

      He was just trying to work up a threesome.

      You shouldn’t hold that against him.

  20. Dr. Fronkensteen

    What kind of world do we live in where a man can’t build a private fortress in the Finnish wilderness without the authorities taking over.?

  21. Rebel Scum

    critical that the Mueller investigation find out the truth about Trump’s collaboration with the Russians.

    He’s been given every available asset and has come up with nothing. Less than nothing, actually.

    1. grrizzly

      The only purpose of the Mueller investigation is a continuation of the coup d’état to overthrow the democratically elected US government (that is Pres. Trump).

  22. Rebel Scum

    On Halloween, the AP ran a story with this headline: “President Trump’s first 3 children received birthright citizenship.”

    In the original story, the first paragraph said this: “CLAIM: Ivana Trump wasn’t a citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Jr. in 1977, Ivanka in 1981 and Eric in 1984. Therefore they received birthright citizenship, which Trump wants to end.”

    Except the father was a citizen at the time. . .

    1. CPRM

      Don’t try to weasel out on a technicality!

    2. AlmightyJB

      And yet they always get pissed when he calls them fake news.

    3. Chipwooder

      They really must enjoy stepping on those rakes.

    4. westernsloper

      Except the father was a citizen at the time.

      Forget it, they are on a roll.

    5. Spartacus

      This afternoon, while I was supposed to be getting shit done, I found the record of the Senate debate on the first part of the 14th amendment. (starts in the middle of the second column and goes on for about 8 pages of fine type) They spent most of it arguing over what jurisdiction means, and whether the wording includes Indians or not, and the debate, although long, was mostly dominated by a few people, so it’s hard to get a sense of how they would have felt about about the current situation. They also had very different ideas about what “citizenship” includes, as far as rights to participate in government. I think that, in the end, they mostly voted for it because it largely mirrors the 1866 civil rights act, which they had just passed a few months previously.

      I think, after reading this, that a lot of the current debate is rehashing a bunch of arguments over textual interpretation that were never really resolved, not to mention that the meanings of some key terms has changed, at least as commonly used.

  23. Chipwooder

    BTW, since none of you actually read the links, the Maxine Waters story is about her possibly chairing the House Financial Services Committee, not becoming speaker.

    1. westernsloper

      Yo, maybe a spoiler alert there Chip.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      guilty AF

    3. Playa Manhattan

      I actually think her tendencies towards bribery will make her an excellent chair for a committee that shouldn’t even exist.

    4. Bobarian LMD

      Her being in charge of anything still sounds like a good way to destroy that agency.

  24. Gustave Lytton

    Leaving aside the entire retardation of collective bargaining with grad students, I like how their logo is a red star. Not even trying to hide their mission.

    1. Tundra

      “This Machine Kills Incomes”

    2. Soyboy

      Look at those poor SOBs. It’s like a dark Satanic mill there.

    1. CPRM

      Yes, everyone would so much prefer every business just stuck to banking hours. Tough shit if you’re hungry at 6am, no grocery stores or restaurants open before 9am.

    2. Chipwooder

      Staff writer @TheAtlantic. I write about memes, internet culture, social media, influencers, teens.

      Very deep stuff.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I am so glad to be picking up a trade rather than garbage credentials.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Toothies in the back alley?

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t like getting up early either but sometimes you just have to get out of that fucking bed and do what you gotta do.

      1. westernsloper

        It only came up in my feed because I follow this crazy woman for the luls She will probably be a congressperson soon.

        1. Soyboy

          I like how she doesn’t even try not to look crazy in her profile photo.

          Rispek. “Be the real you.”

          1. Not Adahn

            …except that she claims to be a cis-woman.

    4. whiz

      “good for Capitalism” means good for the consumer, you dolthead.

    5. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

      Because before we had a modern capitalist economy everyone got to sleep in.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Howard Dean (Who?), garbage human

    On Thursday morning, Howard Dean, former Democratic governor of Vermont and former DNC chairman, attacked President Donald Trump for “demonizing Jews” in the wake of the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. He argued that the shooting energizes Democrats ahead of the 2018 midterm elections.

    “The Democrats are trying to run against a president who’s got a very powerful message of hate, basically, which can be effective at times like this when the nation has been turned upside down by this president,” Dean told MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski.

    “I’m pretty optimistic, actually, because these kinds of elections are usually determined at the last three days, which pollsters can’t pick up,” he added. “I do think there’s a tendency towards voting Democratic, and I do think Democrats are a lot more energized, particularly — I hate to say this — after the shootings in Pittsburgh, where Trump really showed his true colors and then went right back to demonizing Jews shortly after the shooting.”

    Do you think they even realize when they are spewing verifiable bullshit?

    1. Mojeaux

      Clearly they don’t read the links before posting.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      They don’t care, it’s organized

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Seriously, verifiable bullshit is Trump’s stock in trade.

  26. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Be careful what you say about Soros, the USA Today might dox you:

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/377889.php

    I’m not sure if this qualifies as doxing, maybe more pseudodoxing really, but still not good.

    1. CPRM

      Apparently she doxxed herself with an Amazon link in her handle. Good thing no one on here could fall prey to such a thing. It’s such an uncivil thing to do.

      1. commodious spittoon

        *narrows gaze investigation*

      2. True, but I think it’s hella stupid for reporters to quote ‘regular people’ social media posts as newsworthy.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          That’s what got me, she’s just an average Joe. They could have just said what was in the tweet and not identified who said it. This is an attempt to get this person hassled or fired.

    2. leon

      Remember that time CNN doxed the guy for that meme…

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I thought they threatened him with a dox and then blackmailed him into an apology.

        1. Rebel Scum

          A very Soviet style apology.

  27. Michael

    For anyone following the Jacob Wohl train wreck this week, it got even better today:

    https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/jacob-wohl-surefire-intelligence-press-conference/

    I am in slack jawed awe at how shameless of a grifter this kid and everyone around him is. Bonus not mentioned in the article: the Burkman character did the whole presser with his fly wide open.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      “Before the show began, Claude Taylor—a left-leaning activist—popped up in a green Hawaiian shirt and announced that he’d brought a giant inflatable rat dressed as President Donald Trump. The rat was in the bed of a pickup truck in the parking lot.”

      Left-leaning, eh?

      1. Tundra

        Also know as an ‘Independent’.

      2. Michael

        These people are like cartoons come to life. I am fascinated by how they somehow always manage to find each other.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s a textbook example of sociopathy.

    3. Mr Lizard

      STEVE SMITH ALWAYS ROCKS OUT

      1. Bobarian LMD

        STEVE AM JUST TROLLING TO FIND OUT WHO AM MEAT GAZER.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      I’m amazed that anyone showed up for his press conference and continue to give his a platform.

      1. Chipwooder

        Well, some of it was undoubtedly for the entertainment value.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      It’s amazing. The fact that he’s probably going to federal prison now didn’t slow him down in the slightest.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I think, at this point, the only way out is to try to barrel your way thru and maybe actually find someone who was harassed by Mueller.

        1. Soyboy

          Steven Hatfill?

          Oh, you mean sexual harassment.

  28. Soyboy

    https://twitter.com/BruvaDeej/status/1055702970334093312

    Defend yourself from Antifa, get smeared as racist. Of course he’s racist: the media and ‘hate-watch’ groups told me that Proud Boys is a hate group.

    He’s married to a black woman? OK, but slaveowners raped their slaves, don’tcha know? Checkmate.

    You can be a white supremacist without being white. You can be anti-black even if you’re married to a black woman. Furthermore, “can be” means “is.” This is an academic argument. You’re probably just too stupid to understand.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Ugh, Twitter is a horrible, horrible thing.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Yes it is. Basically called the man’s black wife a slave because she chose to marry a white man they didn’t like.

        1. False consciousness, self-hating, Uncle Tom… SHUT UP RACIST

  29. Tres Cool

    Submitted w/o comment .
    Actually, my comment is “I must have that” .

    1. Playa Manhattan

      That thing definitely doesn’t work. Somebody is about to get scammed.

      1. Tres Cool

        We havent really had that much snow in my part of Ohio in recent years, anyhow. AGW, ya know.

          1. Tres Cool

            The progenitor ?
            I remember a cousin of mine having a Sno-Runner in the early 80s. That was back when we still got snow.

          2. Tundra

            You can still buy them. There was a modified dirt bike on CL last year. They look fun as hell.

          3. Tres Cool

            Over in Central Ohio they do a lot of motorcycle ice racing. I dont know how many times Ive been tempted to get studded tires for my Suzuki.

    2. commodious spittoon

      To go with your Canadian tuxedo?

  30. A Fuggin White Male

    I know Friedersdorf is a bum, but I thought he was at least independent enough to see right through this Russia nonsense.

    Is there a single intellectually honest person in mainstream journalism anymore? It amazes me.

    The Russia nonsense is my litmus test for journalists and pundits. Those who believe it and have pushed it are pretty clearly disingenuous partisan hacks.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I wonder what they’re going to pivot to when Mueller says there wasn’t any verifiable collusion.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        They’ll say “Trump buried the evidence.” It’s Alex Jones land with them now.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Russian collusion is making the frogs gay!

    2. Soyboy

      I pity them. They live and work in an environment where they’re either too afraid to dissent—lest they lose their job, their friends, their reputation, everything; and open themselves up to the possibility of the most obloquious slander. Of course they’re going to toe the line.

      1. Soyboy

        *either too afraid to dissent or inherently incapable of doing so precisely because of their environment and lack of real dialectic and pursuit of truth, i.e. water to a fish.

  31. Tres Cool

    Cat Kremlin – Paper Mache
    Teach your cat about the struggle of the proletariat and the oppression of the bourgeoisie with this handy 4ft piece of custom architecture!

    1. Michael

      Also teach your cat about history with that awesome papier-mâché replica of Saint Basil’s Cathedral.

      1. Tres Cool

        they’re advertising free buckets, too…..cant expect a CL’r to know everything

    2. Mojeaux

      Well, shit. That took me to the Best of Craigslist. 1999 Corolla.

      1. Tres Cool

        My crowning achievement as a “published” author was getting a fake personals ad voted Best-Of.

        1. Mojeaux

          My brother had a car ad that went “best of.”

          I wrote an ad for a bunny we inherited that got me lots of email thanking me for making their day, but it didn’t get any best-of votes.

          1. Tres Cool

            Did you get rid of the bunny?
            Assuming that was your intent.

          2. Mojeaux

            Yes, to a very lovely family.

            FREE to good home: 1 bunny with supplies

            Exasperated parents of a 13-year-old Girl Child are offering

            1 black male dwarf rabbit, apx 2-3 years old, very sweet disposition
            1 large cage/playground with wheels and toys
            1 large water bottle
            1 large package of pine bedding
            1-1/4 large bags of feed
            2 salt licks
            miscellaneous supplies

            Here’s the story:

            Girl Child’s bestie moved cross-country and couldn’t find a home for the bunny on short notice. Girl Child (GC) pleaded with Maternal Parental Unit (MPU) to take the bunny, promising all sorts of outlandish things such as doing her chores without complaint or ‘tude forever and ever, amen.

            We will now pause for experienced parental units to groan.

            So did Paternal Parental Unit. He even went so far as to accuse MPU of being a “touch”! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!

            *ahem* Anyway, it has been 2 months. We, the PUs (PPU more so than MPU) are fed up with GC’s inability to clean the kitchen to PPU’s satisfaction (to say nothing of MPU’s!) without suddenly coming down with a litany of illnesses that come with free tears, much contention, and a half-arsed job. MPU has argued for the bunny’s continued residence many times, but last night, PPU put his foot down.

            Furthermore, MPU barely convinced PPU not to make GC sit in the back of our pickup at Walmart with a sign that informs the world of her ‘tude, instead convincing him to allow MPU to place this ad. “We can’t afford that therapy bill” were the magic words. Marginally.

            Note: We like the bunny. He is a sweet bunny. He is also very fuzzy, which we also like. We don’t like GC’s attitude, which will not improve with the giving-away-of-the-bunny, but she made a promise, and we gave her plenty of chances to hold up her end of the bargain. She did not. C’est la vie.

            Please contact the Maternal Parental Unit, via Craigslist email or text. May you be blessed with more conscientious spawn.

            keywords: free rabbit bunny dwarf pet gullible needlessly indulgent

          3. Tres Cool

            Here’s my sole literary achievement .

          4. Mojeaux

            Gold!

            yet another coyote-ugly limb-chewing she-male

            BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

          5. Tres Cool

            Much like Samuel Taylor Coleridge and his adoration of laudanum, at that time of my life I was under the influence of many things that definitely bolstered my creativity.

      2. Soyboy

        Love

        1. Tundra

          It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

    1. Wasn’t this in the links earlier in the week, or was that a different mayor accused of soliciting sex?

  32. Mythical Libertarian Woman
        1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          DON’T YOU KNOW THAT CARRYING LUGGAGE IS GROUNDS FOR ARREST IN TRUMP’S AMERICA

      1. Bobarian LMD

        That thread is ‘kookoo for cocoa puffs’.

        1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          This is possibly the wildest thing I’ve seen on Twitter and you all know YA Twitter is a madhouse

      2. leon

        I mean i guess it’s not bad advice in general…

    1. leon

      Oh gosh… I like the Dutchman saying “My American friends i will help you”. These people are delusional.

    2. If they really felt that way, why are they not already leaving?

      It’s like pre-war Germany: the time for Jews to leave was before Kristallnacht happened, not after.

    3. Soyboy

      This is really fucking sad.

      I actually know someone who had a psychotic break after the election because she thought Trump was going to send the police after her (she’s a citizen). The unhinged rhetoric actually has real-world consequences for individuals and the people who love them. If everyone around you is screeching, panicking, fear-mongering, you’re just might believe you’re in trouble.

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        Right? I knew someone who was hiding in her bed listening for helicopters the night of the election ?

        1. Ed Wuncler

          Hahaha. It’s funny but also sad that folks where losing their shit on Election Night. I remember a couple of days later an acquaintance who works for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in DC and he wrote this long screed about how me writing in a candidate was immoral and that anything bad that Trump does is on my head.

          The first temptation was to take a screenshot and put it on the internets but that’s shitty and low down. I did the adult thing and just disregarded his message and deleted him from my FB list.

          Like I don’t generally care about Midterm elections especially in Illinois but I’m voting all R just out of pure spite and so I can watch the potential mental break down in case the Blue Wave is nothing more than a Blue fart.

          1. Florida Man

            I have no idea how that’s going to shake out. I hear the media is playing up a big R turnout to scare more Ds to vote, but wouldn’t the threat of a blue wave make more Rs turnout? I for one have no idea what is going to happen.

          2. Michael

            I have this weird feeling that a lot of Illinoisans will be casting spite votes this year expecting them to not make any difference whatsoever and might wake up the next morning with their first words being, “wait…WHAT???”

            It’s totally improbable, but I can’t seem to shake it.

      2. Drake

        The Administration made the mildest change imaginable to how Title IX is administered, and these people thing that death squads are the next step? They’ve sniffed their own farts so hard, they’ve gone completely insane.

    4. Florida Man

      So walk to Mexico to seek asylum? You mean the Mexico that won’t provide asylum to the migrant caravan? You think Mexico is going to provide you with what exactly?

      1. Chipwooder

        I’m sure the average Mexican is very accepting of transsexuals – I mean, it’s not a super-Catholic country or anything.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I’ll go ahead and pencil you in for Vallarta Pride 2019 (May 20-27), then?

      2. I thought they (Mexico) offered asylum and the invading army caravan politely declined because Soros. I can’t keep the narratives straight.

        1. westernsloper

          Ya, I heard the Mexican Gov offered one group asylum. They declined because they don’t want to be in Mexico and aren’t really looking for asylum.

          1. Actually, quite a few folks have accepted “asylum” or just started immigration paperwork legally where they are in Mexico – I think a few more have also returned home.

    5. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Meh, I’m in favor of emergency preparedness whether it’s earthquake, civil unrest, zombie apocalypse, or whatever. A go bag is not a bad thing in general.

      1. [reports Dr. Fronkensteen to FBI]

    6. Creosote Achilles

      God that’s hilarious.

      I kind of want Trump to pull a Reagan-esque “The bombing will commence…” at some point. The epic hilarity of him quipping in earshot of a journalist about “Are the camps ready? Okay, give Order 66 while I’m in the middle of the State of the Union address.” would be some Top Kek.

  33. “Men can fork out $10,000 (£7,000) to take a sex robot’s virginity and when the deed is done, the cyborgs will be in circulation at the brothel.”

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/739770/Sex-robot-brothel-Eves-Robot-Dreams-California-cyborg-doll-virginity-threesomes

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but can’t you just buy a sex doll for that much?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      How do you know that sex-doll didn’t get around?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        The fake blood?

      2. Tres Cool

        What do you call a sex-doll with a runny nose?
        Full. Time to empty her.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Gross dude, ew

        2. Ed Wuncler

          Damn you, I gaffawed at my work station.

        3. Spartacus

          When I first heard that joke, instead of “sex doll” it was “cheerleader”.
          Actually, a specific university’s cheerleader, which I won’t name here.

          1. Tres Cool

            The classics never die.

      3. That’s why you pick a large homely sexbot.

        1. Tres Cool

          One that knows how to cook.

          1. Tres Cool

            I meant to link this .

    2. Florida Man

      But if I buy a sex doll, I don’t get the smug satisfaction of knowing I banged it before hundreds of other dudes.

      1. If you want to bang hundreds of dudes I don’t see why you’re waiting to bang a sexbot first, live the dream dude.

        1. Florida Man

          *wipes tear away*
          I just wanted to hear that from my father, once!

        2. slumbrew

          *thunderous applause*

    3. Florida Man

      Also, those sex robots do nothing for me. Maybe in another 20-30 years. I mean, they got that parkour robot now, so who knows.

  34. Well…have not had much time for reading/posting here this week – but I will be catching 4 flicks at the Virginia Film Festival this weekend. Slimmer pickins’ than last year sadly but still a few that look genuinely interesting. Will try to have reviews for 3 of the 4 up no later than Sunday night. https://youtu.be/ueUBl3tPTM4