Continuing the process…forever.

The New England Patriots rode a series of big plays (and generous calls) to an easy victory in Buffalo.  The Red Sox made it home with the trophy. Man City beat Spurs on a horrendous field (thanks to the NFL playing the day before and Spurs inability to schedule construction projects). The NBA continued playing games. On the ice, Calgary skated past Toronto while the MINNESOOOOOODA WIIIIIIIIILD were getting drilled by the Canucks. Oh yeah, Terry Francona is probably looking over his shoulder as the second head coach of a Cleveland sports team got the axe yesterday.

If you were born on this day, you share it with Italian explorer Christopher Columbus. And so do the following people: President and patriot John Adams, neurologist **FUCK, SHIT** Georges de la **FUCK, SHIT** Tourette, poet Ezra Pound, admiral Bull Halsey, bodybuilder Charles Atlas, pitcher Bob Feller, singer Grace Slick, actor Henry Winkler, musician Chris Slade, actor Harry Hamlin, soccer legend and cocaine aficionado Diego Maradona, and businesswoman and diplomat Ivanka Trump.

…back when the heavyweight division mattered

Its also the day on which the following occurred: Vasco da Gama returned to Calcutta, Charles I gave the Bahamas to Sir Robert Heath, Jesse James and his gang robbed a bank for $2000, Helena, Montana was founded, the first black man (Republican) was elected to Congress in 1868 although he was never seated, Mussolini formed a government in Italy, a panic is caused when Orson Welles did his “War Of The Worlds” radio broadcast, Abbott and Costello made their big screen debut with “One Night In The Tropics”, the shot clock made its debut in the NBA, Sputnik II carries a dog into space, Ali defeated Foreman in the Rumble In The Jungle, Ayrton Senna won his first F1 drivers title, and Disney bought Lucasfilm (and proceeded to fuck up a gold mine).

There we go. Now on to…the links

Sorry, folks. Once you refuse asylum, you’re no longer asylum-seekers.

This one is breaking as I write the links up, so its probably thin on details. But it looks as if Trump will try to put an end to birthright citizenship for those people born to illegal immigrants and tourists. This one is sure to stir up some excitement in the news today.

Migrant Caravan 2: Electric Boogaloo. Looks like Mexico tried to keep these people out but they managed to break through.

Well, Well, you sure don’t see scorching hot takes like this every day. I congratulate her.  A few days ago, she was an absolute nobody. Now she’s getting gigs on CNN. Pretty soon thousands of people will know who she is.

I, for one, am positive a Republican leader would get the same treatment as Hillary Clinton for saying that all black people look alike. Yep, they’d get rousing applause from the entire audience and a pass from the media.

Who couldn’t trust a face like that?!

Well this just feels like the biggest waste of time and money I could imagine. I mean, just because you shove a tube in your hoo-ha for a week doesn’t mean you had anything to do with the development or genetic makeup of the child.  The courier who carries a box from LA to NY over a week doesn’t own what’s inside.  But to each their own. As long as my tax dollars weren’t involved I don’t give much of a shit.

The Chicago City Council sure don’t want to give oversight to the people. I mean, that might cut off the political donations from the FOP. I’d imagine excessive force settlements will still come from taxpayers rather than the council’s operating budget though. Because the citizens are good enough to pay for the malevolence even if they’re not entitled to oversee punishment for it.

Damn, that does not sound like a pleasant way to go. But still, she was there voluntarily. Its a tragedy, but why sue someone for organizing an event your kid voluntarily went to knowing the risks involved?

I know if I was a kid at that school, I’d be carrying metal in my pants every day in order to get a pat down.

Song Number 1.  The second song.  And the (unsurprising) finale.

Go have a great day, friends.