Vegan School: Tortilla Soup

Today’s recipe is super quick and easy. It’s for vegan tortilla soup. You basically throw the ingredients in a pot and simmer til it tastes good. I’m not even kidding.

I use this vegan soup base to make the “chicken” broth, and this smoked paprika. I find it to be smokier than other brands.

Vegan Tortilla Soup

  • 64 oz crushed tomatoes
  • 8 cups vegan "chicken" broth
  • 1 medium white onion (chopped)
  • 1 can black beans (15oz, drained)
  • 1 pkg extra firm tofu (drained, chopped into strips)
  • 2 tbsp smoked paprika
  • 1 tbsp lime juice
  • 1 tbsp soy sauce
  • 2 tbsp nutritional yeast
  • 1/4 cup green chile (or more if you're a chilehead)
  • 2 cups sweet corn
  • 6 corn tortillas (cut into strips)
  • salt (to taste)
  • black pepper (to taste)
  • cilantro (optional, to taste)
  • 1 tbsp olive oil (or less)
  1. Dry fry the tofu til crisp. Set aside.

  2. Spread the tortilla strips on a baking sheet and bake on 300 til crisp. Salt to taste. Set aside.

  3. In a large soup pot fry the onion in the olive oil. 

  4. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer til flavours are melded.

  5. Dish into a bowl, add tofu, garnish with cilantro, and tortilla strips. Enjoy!

Comments

169 responses to “Vegan School: Tortilla Soup”

  1. Playa Manhattan

    Another great vegan base: Vegeta.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Indeed. I use it when I make my Dragon Ball Soup.

      1. Winston

        Is the Temperature OVER 9000! ?

        1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          Glad you did that so I didn’t have to.

      2. Dragon Ball Z Soup?

    2. RAHeinlein

      Seconded – dried mirepoix with MSG+I and inexpensive at European grocery stores.

  2. Soyboy

    I’m coming out against smoke flavor. It’s the worst (seemingly unanimously beloved) thing in the world.

    1. Nephilium

      And here I was starting to think there was hope for the younger generation. When used properly, smoke is a fabulous flavor. When used incorrectly, smoke can over power any other flavors.

      1. l0b0t

        Years ago we were experimenting with NYC apartment-life smoking – using finely ground Lapsang Souchong and a couple of sheet pans in the oven. We really overdid it on a rack of ribs and wifey hasn’t tolerated smoked food or Lapsang Souchong ever since.

        1. Nephilium

          I’ve got a friend who lost a house to a fire, he has hated smoke in everything since.

          1. l0b0t

            #metoo She jumped out of her 2nd story window into a tree with both of her cats under her arm. She was left with 2 cats, her nightclothes, and her car. All because the fellow downstairs fell asleep with cigarette in his mouth. It is my one big fear of living in the big city.

          2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            I’m glad she got her cats because one of my deepest anxious fears is not getting the cats out. The dogs will come when you tell them to come but I’m scared that one of the cats would hide.

          3. l0b0t

            Yep. Luckily, ours tend to bolt for the corner of our bedroom that has our likely egress. They like it because it’s often the farthest they can get from our kids.

          4. Nephilium

            Similar situation with my friend, except it was his girlfriend’s unemployed brother who fell asleep with the smoke. It can happen in the suburbs as well.

          5. l0b0t

            After burning up 3 tea-kettles in 5 years (I can’t hear the whistle any longer), I had a panic and picked up a fancy electronic kettle for the counter-top. Much like an electronic rice-cooker, I always thought them silly until I tried them.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          I think I saw that episode of America’s Test Kitchen.

          1. l0b0t

            It was either ATK or Alton Brown; we were heavily into both of those at the time.
            Have you seen it since Kimball left?

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Yeah, I have a season pass on the Tivo, so I still watch the non-dessert episodes. They still do quality work, and it’s 98% less corny now.

          3. I never watched Kimball’s ATK, but his Milk Street isn’t corny at all. It also isn’t good.

            I much prefer ATK.

        3. AlmightyJB

          I have one of these indoor smokers. Safe. Works great. I use it all of the time. Great way to add some smoke flavor to thinner cuts and even corn on the cob.

          https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00004SZ9D/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_-SH1BbX7CJSP5

    2. Luther Baldwin

      Smoked paprika is so good I hate the regular stuff now.

    3. AlmightyJB

      I love smoked paprika.

    4. Spudalicious

      What, are you Al Qaeda or something?

      1. Worse than Hitler.

        1. Spudalicious

          Literally Mao Tse Tung.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      0/10 on the troll skills.

    6. Sean

      Dude!?!?

      Now I know I can safely ignore any culinary opinions you post.

    7. Playa Manhattan

      I’m going to use this opportunity to talk about how I like smoke.

      One of my favorites: Kiawe wood. It’s a mild species of mesquite that’s all over Hawaii, but I haven’t found it here. Pineapple/soy marinated ribeye grilled over a Kiawe fire? Yes, please!

      Another interesting wood: Zapote (Gumtree from the Yucatan) I’ve only had it once on a tasting menu, but damn it was good. Sour orange achiote octopus grilled over Zapote.

    8. I hate smoke flavour, as SP and OMWC will verify, but in this soup, it’s perfect. It’s not overpowering, and it doesn’t taste like liquid smoke. Many tortilla soup recipes call for liquid smoke, which tastes horrible. Since the only smoked thing in this is the paprika, it’s a nice balance.

  3. Hyperion

    No, wait, tortilla soup cannot be vegan, although great recipe. Just addz moar meat.

    1. Hyperion

      And moar spice. Black pepper is not a proper spice, jalapeno, chilis, whatever, real pepper.

      1. Nephilium

        I would think a couple of chipotles would work well in this, bringing a little more smoke into the soup. I may have to try this recipe in the coming winter (with chicken added of course).

      2. It’s got a quarter cup of hot green chile in it.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Love chicken tortilla soup

  4. See Double You

    So this happened to me today.

    *Mod note: Link changed to make it anonymous* -PM

    1. And you didn’t tackle him?

      1. See Double You

        I was tempted to ask him how his ribs were doing.

    2. Mojeaux

      Jealous!!!

    3. AlmightyJB

      Did you yell ‘Rand Mutha Fuckin Paul!’ I’m not sure would be able to help myself from doing so.

      1. See Double You

        Heh. I found out just this morning that he was going to be in town, stumping for Matt Rosendale for U.S. Senate. I didn’t even think I’d be able to shake his hand.

        1. AlmightyJB

          That would make my day for sure.

    4. Sean

      ???

    5. See Double You

      Thanks, Mod God.

    6. Aus

      Awesome! Mad respect for Rand, we need so many more leaders like him.

  5. I’m gonna try this one! It sounds good!!

    1. Let me know how it goes! OMWC made it yesterday and said it’s great. šŸ˜€

  6. Nephilium

    The next couple of weeks will be time for some recipe testing for Thanksgiving. As well as some cleaning and hauling out tables.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I have a new stove with a double oven coming Thursday. Wife doesn’t know about it. She’s always wanted a double oven. I think there will be a lot of recipe testing going on here after that as well.

      1. Spudalicious

        48ā€ range? I really miss the one I had at the last house.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I wish I had room for one. Would love a proper grill.

      2. Nephilium

        Very nice. I’m happy with the stove I’ve got now, but would love to upgrade to a gas stove top and electric oven. As long as the stove top can boil 7 gallons of wort.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Can’t wait. Our stove sucks and oven is shot. I’ve fixed it twice but I’m done putting money into it. The new one has an 18,000 btu power boil burner:)

          https://www.homedepot.com/p/GE-6-8-cu-ft-Double-Oven-Gas-Range-with-Self-Cleaning-and-Convection-Lower-Oven-in-Black-JGB860DEJBB/206214777

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Drill out the gas orifice*.

            *check your policy first.

          2. AlmightyJB

            I think I would buy one of those gas burners for a turkey fryer and use that before I drilled out an orifice.

          3. Spudalicious

            Euphemism.

          4. Playa Manhattan

            My gas orifice is wide open, and there’s plenty of mercaptan.

          5. Nephilium

            About the only flaw I see with that is roasting big items (like turkey). I need to pull all but one of the racks out of my oven on Thanksgiving just to fit the turkey in there. Although, I may be stepping down the size of the turkey this year, as it’s becoming harder to convince people to take leftovers home with them.

          6. Playa Manhattan

            I roast the crown and the dark meat separately (I have strong preferences on how each should be prepared), and it solved my space problem.

          7. AlmightyJB

            Last year we browned the legs and thighs and put them in the crockpot (with a few extra legs). Spatchcocked and roasted the breast seperatly in the oven. Really worked quite well.

          8. AlmightyJB

            The bottom oven is supposed to handle a 20# tom which is bigger than what we need. I’ll probably go 12-14. If for some reason I ever want to go bigger I have and electric roaster and an outdoor grill and smoker:)

          9. Nephilium

            I’ve been stepping it down from a 20 lb bird the first year to about a 15 lb bird for this year. It’ll also depend on if the niece’s boyfriend is coming, and when the nephews reach the age of becoming food black holes.

          10. Yeah, it’s going to be just dad and I for Thanksgiving this year, so I don’t know how much turkey we’re getting.

          11. Tulip

            It’s just mom and me this year. I’m making duck breasts.

          12. This year we’re doing “friendsgiving” with some families from church. We’re doing a 12-14# turkey. I’m thinking about dry brining with an “apple cider” brine and smoking with apple chips on the weber kettle. We’ll see how it goes. I usually don’t smoke for a crowd.

          13. Playa Manhattan

            Anytime I smoke for a large gathering, I default to safe mode.

            Cold smoke, and cook in the oven.

          14. Nephilium

            I slack and pick up the Trader Joe’s pre-brined turkey. I’m turning away from the bacon mac and cheese I’ve made for the past couple of years for an alfredo mac and cheese instead this year. I’m thinking about moving from twice-baked potatoes to baked potato croquettes this year as well. I’m trying to think of something to do with squash or sweet potatoes.

          15. BakedPenguin

            Neph: don’t slack on the bacon. Unless you’re preparing food for vegetarians or vegans, bacon makes everything except desert better. And sometimes makes desert better.

            Also: BACON!

          16. Nephilium

            BP: I’m disappointed that you’d think there would be no bacon. The twice baked potatoes I’ve done in the past had two flavors, bacon cheddar and chorizo cheddar. One of these will be used for the croquettes this year I think. I’ve just been doing the bacon macaroni and cheese for the past several years, and feel it’s time for a change. Pancetta alfredo macaroni and cheese should work quite well as a change of pace.

          17. BakedPenguin

            Neph: apologies for thinking you’d ignore bacon. Your mention of trading bacon mac to alfredo mac frightened me, however.

          18. Nephilium

            BP: My apologies for not mentioning the pancetta earlier. Hopefully that sets your mind at ease.

          19. Mojeaux

            Spatchcock.

          20. Nephilium

            One of these years I”m going to try going the Turducken route. But probably not this year.

          21. Tres Cool

            Sometimes Ill take a hunk of spam and roll it in a couple slices of turkey breast with cheese.
            #TurSpammen

          22. Mojeaux

            The turducken hasn’t really tickled my curiosity. Seems like more work than it’s worth.

          23. Nephilium

            Mojeaux: There are several local butchers in my neck of the woods that put it together for you. So instead of time, I would be paying with cash. Although I do have a stack of recipes that are for building your own (with three different stuffings). But I know my skillset.

          24. Mojeaux

            I roasted a duck once. It was good. Dunno why I haven’t done it since.

            When I was a kid, my dad’s avid hunter friend gave him a dressed-out goose. My mom roasted it. I was the only one who liked it. Took me a week or two to eat the whole thing, but I did. Goose sandwiches every day.

          25. Luther Baldwin

            Oo, that’s purdy.

          26. AlmightyJB

            Thanks. I think I’m going to get lucky that night after the wife sees it:).

  7. AlmightyJB

    Going to make these Collard Greens with my Pork Roast. Vegetarian recipe but I’ll probably sub chicken broth since I prefer it. No tomatoes in the house but that’s ok. I’ll add some apple cider vinegar for some acidity.

    https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/vegetarian-southern-style-collard-greens-recipe-1938261.amp

    1. Warty

      Carrots in collard greens can work extremely well.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Just ate them. Very good. I went a touch too heavy on the vinegar at the end but still really good. Added a touch of sugar to offset. I usually use bacon and saute everything in the bacon fat which is defiantly a better version.

  8. Spudalicious

    The pheasant I have in a pot slowly turning into soup was a vegan.

    1. RAHeinlein

      The Vegan Pheasants is a good band name.

    2. Nephilium

      I’m fairly certain the cow that has become my pot roast was a vegan as well.

      1. Spudalicious

        Yeah, but pheasant farts aren’t destroying the world and all life on it.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          They might if my idea for Pheasant WingStop ever catches on.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Seen today on an egg carton at the store: “Vegetarian Fed Hens”

      And that’s how I knew not to buy them.

      1. Warty

        Insectivores taste the best when they’ve never eaten an insect, dude.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          It’s just sloppy.

          How much do bulk dried mealworms cost?

          The beta carotene supplement isn’t fooling anybody. Take your spray tan eggs and shove it.

    4. Not Adahn

      Is pheasant any good? I am suspicious about any meat you’re supposed to let rot for a week or two before eating.

      And if pheasant is good, is peacock good? Those things seem to be stupidly easy to raise.

      1. Spudalicious

        I don’t hang pheasant. I skin pheasant when I clean them, which means braising or stewing, or breasting them out and doing a quick pan fry. I do have a pheasant pate recipe that is quite good.

        The key to cooking pheasant is letting the carcass simmer long enough to release it’s flavors. At a certain point, a certain spice note starts to waft out of the pot. Any shorter than that, you might as well use chicken.

        I salt and brown the bird, adding in the aromatics part way though to give them a little color. Wine, herbs, water, let it simmer until the meat is tender. Pick the meat off the bones, put the bones back in the stock and let it go for another couple of hours. Strain it and you have a very nice basic stock.

        I have no idea about peacocks.

  9. Tres Cool

    Oh, cincinnati. Losing in a way that is uniquely….cincinnati
    Not only am I not going to wait till 5 for alcohol, it may be high-octane stuff tonight.

    1. I thought they won.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Bengals won. They gave up a huge lead to make sure they didn’t beat the spread, but they won.

      1. Tres Cool

        Yup.
        They did their best, tried their hardest. But still didnt lose.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Yeah, I’m currently going back and forth from the Packers – Rams game to the Orlando City Lions vs.NY Red Bulls soccer match. I have confidence the Lions will find a way to lose, as the generally have all season. They had huge support here when they first were established, they could have kept it if they were even mediocre.

          1. Mojeaux

            I’m rooting for the Packers.

          2. Luther Baldwin

            NYCFC is pre-empted by basketball as usual, so I’ll watch some MLS later. In the meantime, the New Jersey Red Bulls can kiss my ass.

          3. BakedPenguin

            Mo: it’s going your way so far, but the Rams did just get a safety.

            Luther: I hate to say it, but that’ll probably be after they kick Orlando’s. Also, I’d still be pissed if they chose the Knicks (or the Nets, or whoever) over soccer, even over a crappy team like the Lions. For whatever reason, I lost all interest in basketball & hockey in adolescence.

          4. Mojeaux

            Husband told me it was 10-2 and I’m like, ā€œThey got a safety?!ā€

            Guess I’mma turn on that game.

          5. Luther Baldwin

            I don’t mind since I like hockey and Rangers and Islanders are both playing now. I was just going to record NYCFC for later anyway.

          6. BakedPenguin

            Mo: it’s been a good one so far. I kind of prefer watching games where I’ve no rooting interest whatsoever. I can just enjoy good plays against either team.

            Luther: I was in London for ten days in 2002. I no longer question why people want to live in huge cities. Glad you have something. As for me, Dwyer scored a goal for Orlando, but he was offside, unlike for the 2 he missed on. And the one the Red Bulls got.

            Huzzah.

        2. Not an Economist

          Good Ryan Fitzgerald showed up (you know the guy who through for over 400 yards the first two games of the season), replacing Jameis Winston who was busy completing passes to the Bengals.

          1. Tres Cool

            Oh….in the first half I was wondering what team he was playing for
            I think there was 4 interceptions or something.

          2. l0b0t

            LOL, the last NFL game I went to was back in the 1980s. 5 teen boys drive up to Tampa to watch in dismay as Vinnie Testeverde throws (IIRC) 3 interceptions to the Vikings in the first half of the game. We left and went to an Applebees where the usual scrum of SW Florida, game day, Applebees’ drinkers kept the staff so harried that we would never be carded while ordering our posh, grown-folks sounding drinks (Scotch & soda) and “2 Buds apiece, sir.” Good times.

  10. Timeloose

    My wife loves tortilla soup with chicken. This looks like a great base for a quick soup.

    I’ve been make food all day. My wife made red sauce yesterday so it’s going to be an Italian theme food week.

    I made sausage and peppers this morning for tomorrow’s dinner. I made a sauce with the carmalized onion and peppers by 40 minutes of slow sautĆ© in sausage grease. I’ll be making chicken parm tonight now I’m reverse searing some marinated chicken thighs with a balsamic vinegar and garlic marinade.

    1. AlmightyJB

      That sounds like much happiness. I love slow carmalizing onions and peppers. They go with everything. So much the better using sausage grease:)

    2. Spudalicious

      Sounds delightful.

  11. Mojeaux

    Because it was funny.

    @marcorandazza
    I don’t know why people think this. I’m happier than a retarded whore stuck in a dick tree on Saint Idiot’s day. My job is awesome. What are all these other lawyers doing wrong?

    1. AlmightyJB

      Nice:) points for originality.

      1. Mojeaux

        Randazza’s a liberal but a damned good 1A attorney.

    2. Spudalicious

      Now that was funny.

  12. commodious spittoon

    Scarfed down four pounds of onion in the past sixteen hours. God help my stomach, maybe.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Take some pepcid ac

    2. Playa Manhattan

      That’s a lot of lube.

    3. Gonna be farting too?

    4. Spudalicious

      Your ass is going to need a HazMat placard.

      1. Akira

        Honestly, I think my fish curry farts constitute a violation of the non-aggression principle.

    5. Tres Cool

      Did you at least save 1 for your belt ?

  13. Rebel Scum

    Where’s the beef?

      1. Rebel Scum

        You’re doing the Lord’s work, Q.

    1. Sean

      In my belly.

      Left over bbq for dinner.

  14. While I ordered parts to play around with putting a handle on a knife, I went “Didn’t Leap already do an article on that?”

    Yes, he did. But I noted that the technique he used was epoxy-set hidden tang. The parts I ordered were for pinned scales on a full-tang blank. Should I try to write up a supplemental article to his?

    1. Not Adahn

      How are you planning on getting the final shape and finish? I seem to remember you owning basically… nothing, polisher-wise.

      1. I bought a belt grinder.

  15. Playa Manhattan

    OK. So I have about 6 lbs of cooked chicken breast. It needs to go. I got chibata and French rolls to bake, so I’m thinking a variety of sandwiches for dinner.

    I’m kind of lost for ideas, though. I’m thinking something that you would find at the pool bar at a 3 star hotel. That’s as far as I’ve gotten.

    1. Timeloose

      Chunky chic salad with a brown mustard and mayo dressing. Add diced pickle lots of paprika and and black pepper.

      Shredded chix with a Light buffalo sauce and blue cheese

      Chicken cordon blue style sandwiches.

      1. Timeloose

        Oh and standard carved chicken sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, and mayo or mustard.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I apparently had something in mind when I went to the store just now.

        I bought fresno chilis, jalapeƱos, and anaheims, plus red onions and cilantro. I guess it’s going to be spicy. Oh, and chipotle mayo.

        Now, I have to figure out something for the kids. Chicken cordonbleu will work for 2 of them.

        1. Nephilium

          Where’s the spicy?

          1. Sean

            Yup. Spicy doesn’t start until habanero levels.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            I stemmed and seeded the jalapeƱos and didn’t wash my hands. And then I used the restroom.

            They’re plenty spicy, I assure you. Painfully so.

    2. Akira

      – I made something I called “hangover soup”, and it actually did vanquish my hangover. It was chicken, broth, canned tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic, oregano, hot sauce, a squirt of lime juice, and some egg noodles. Kind of a Mexican-inspired thing.

      – Chicken curry?

      – Leftover chicken stir-fry, assuming that you haven’t seasoned them with something that would clash with Asian flavors.

      – Chicken pot pie. Saute some mirepoix, make a roux, pour in some chicken broth, add the chicken, and seal it all up in a pie crust.

      1. Akira

        Ok, I missed the part where you said “sandwiches”…

  16. DEG

    I’m drinking another BIF beer. It’s pretty good.

    1. AlmightyJB

      My favorite time of year for beer. We’ll be doing our annual hide from the trick r treaters sitting at the bar tradition Wednesday at the local pub which has 40 some beers on tap:)

      1. DEG

        I do that too. I stop by the local Tilted Kilt for it because the women usually dress up.

      2. Nephilium

        Once again it appears I’ve bought too much candy for Halloween. For suburbia, there’s a shortage of trick or treaters. I’ve thrown a couple of full sized candy bars left over from hopeful s’mores making on top of the candy bowl.

  17. commodious spittoon
    1. Count Potato

      It is, but it’s probably not street legal, and more difficult to install than tire chains.

      1. Not an Economist

        But it probably allows travel in worse snow conditions in tire chains can. It is probably just a gimmick but it is a neat engineering fix.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Probably.

    2. Not an Economist

      Me like.

    3. All I get is a black box. Apparently it’s a fucking GIF substituting for video.

    4. Playa Manhattan

      How is the braking?

    5. BakedPenguin

      Badass. Now all you’d need is a 20mm gun accessible through the sunroof to make it complete.

    6. Playa Manhattan

      I saw that a few years ago. The fact that I haven’t seen more of it since tells me that it didn’t catch on for some reason.

  18. Count Potato

    “A Libertarian opponent from my 2016 POTUS run has stated that my multiple jail terms, allegations of murder, rape, drug manufacture, perverted sexuality etc, should disqualify me from the Libertarian platform in 2020. I’m confused. Have these qualities suddenly become bad things?”

    https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1054923432347996160

    1. BakedPenguin

      I saw this on some cable channel, and yeah, it had some allegations which are disturbing if true.

      But… Bill Weld. I never thought I’d wish for Mike Bednarik to come back.

      1. Bob Boberson

        I watched that too. Seemed like a smear job. I especially thought the rape allegation seemed more like ‘bitter former employee (possibly girlfriend) seeks revenge.”

        1. BakedPenguin

          Agreed that some of it seemed like BS, and some of it seemed like a government that wants to put a guy in prison. But I didn’t think it was made up whole cloth.

    2. Winston

      Cosmotarians can be quite puritanical when it suits them. Also the inane desire for “respectability”.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Weld/Dalmia 2020

    4. straffinrun

      “Allegations? What the fuck is a STRONG allegation?? All allegations are free and enormously benefit the person making them. Surely, actions and facts matter more to Libertarians than words. Surely.”

      McAfee has that ability that Trump has; You read every tweet of his in his own voice.

  19. Count Potato

    A dozen examples how Trump is literally Hitler:

    https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1056353717526515712

    1. Spudalicious

      All of that stuff is just cover for his Hitlerism. And apparently Glenn Beck is Goebbels.

    1. Mr Lizard

      A bold strategy indeed

  20. Hyperion

    Another devastating loss for socialism.

    Bolsonaro: 55%

    Haddad: 44%

    92% reporting

    1. Winston

      On a scale of 1 to 100 how libertarian is he?

      1. Hyperion

        Your mum?

        On a scale of how commie he is, a lot less than Haddad. That’s all I need to know.

        1. Winston

          I’ve seen him described as “far-right”. What does that mean in a Brazilian context?

          1. He’s not extreme left.

      2. Spudalicious

        He wants to privatize state owned companies.

        1. Winston

          Worse than Hitler and the old military regime!

    2. The non-far-left Bolsonaro won.