STEVE SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS OF SELF

STEVE SMITH GET LOTS ATTENTION LATELY. LOTS. BUT HIM REMAIN MODEST, HARD WORKING AND PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. STILL WORK FOR CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE.

STILL HAVE TIME FOR DAY JOB

BUT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HERE FOR LINKS, NOT FOR STEVE SMITH STORIES! SO, HERE LINKS:

  • STEVE SMITH GLAD THIS NO NEAR COUSIN SEA SMITH. HIM ALREADY HAVE VERY BUSY SEASON. BY BUSY, MEAN RAPE FILLED.
  • NO LIKE ELECTIONS! HEAR ONE MORE AD, STEVE SMITH GO TEAR DOWN RADIO STATION TOWER. BUT, NOT LIKE BRAZIL… ONLY ONE VOTE HERE!
  • STEVE SMITH NO LIKE BEING ON AIRPLANE FOR LONG…BUT HIM STAY IN SEAT AND NOT GO OUT DOOR WHILE MOVING!
  • STEVE SMITH THINK GLIB “MAD SCIENTIST” CAN FIX!

FREE CASCADIA!

Comments

354 responses to “STEVE SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS OF SELF”

  1. Tres Cool

    I saw one of those cars outside AutoZone once…

    1. Tres Cool

      Now hit that mother-fkin’ Halloween THEME MUSIC !

  2. straffinrun

    “The 63-year-old seven-term congressman has vowed to crack down on crime in Brazil’s cities and farm belt by granting police more autonomy to shoot at criminals. He also wants to let more Brazilians buy weapons to fight crime.”

    Interesting juxtaposition of positions.

    1. “Kill them all, let God sort them out.”

      1. straffinrun

        Investing my nest egg into Brazilian Helicopter tours.

    2. Winston

      Is it any less weird than libertarians though?

      1. You guys are stranger by far.

      2. Hyperion

        Winston, you got a point here? Or maybe ask your mum?

        1. Winston

          Libertarian fondness for guns, low taxes, free speech and Weed, Mexican and Ass-sex is a pretty weird combination in modern politics. The proggies love the last three while they hate the first three for example.

          1. Hyperion

            So, are you saying that libertarians are wrong and progs are right?

          2. Winston

            Huh?

            I am just pointing out that people are complicated and their political views are not always so simplistic and people will believe whatever they want.

          3. My political views are pretty straightforward: “Leave me the fuck alone.”

          4. [leaves Animal alone with grrizzly]

          5. Luther Baldwin

            Freedom is weird, man.

          6. Winston

            Yeah. I mean Turdeau Jr. is giving Canada legal pot and support gay marriage and immigration. But he is also a gun grabber who supports a carbon tax and loves China and hate speech laws. Seems the 1960s libertarian obsession with Weed, Mexicans and Ass-sex did not bring about the libertarian moment they thought would happen.

          7. Threedoor

            I fail to see how government liscencing of a relationship or taxes and regulation of a product is anything even close to libertarianism.

          8. Tonio

            Weed is still illegal under federal law after eight years of President Pen-and-Phone who could have, by fiat, at least rescheduled MJ at the federal level – but he did nothing.

          9. juris imprudent

            Well the great Constitutional scholar kept insisting it was Congress’s job to fix that. And what the hell, I can’t even hate him all that much for that bit of stupidity – but it just fucking kills me that people ate it up.

    3. Hyperion

      We all know (I’ll include myself here as they are part of my family), that Bolsonaro’s success will depend on how well he can get the right people in place to put in place a successful economic policy. But, first of all, the commies have been dealt another severe loss.

    4. Bob Boberson

      That’s SoCon Dad’s position. As long as someone is shooting criminals he’s happy. And cops have never violated anyone’s rights that didn’t have it coming.

    5. juris imprudent

      So Portugese speaking Pinochet?

      1. Hyperion

        If you love CNN, you should believe exactly that. Also, trust exactly every word CNN says about Trump.

        1. juris imprudent

          Well, looking at Chile post-Pinochet, he may have been a shithead (in fact he was) but he saved the country.

          1. Hyperion

            No one I know thinks that Bolsonaro is perfect. But the one thing they do know is that they are done with the ultra corrupt PT party commie scum.

          2. straffinrun

            I met a Chilean last year at a bar I was drinking at. He couldn’t speak English very well, but he could clearly express his hatred of Allende.

      2. Winston

        Brazil has had Vargas and the military regime…

        1. Hyperion

          And? How long have you lived in Brazil?

          1. Winston

            Those are somewhat close to Brazil’s own Pinochet?

          2. Winston

            I mean Brazil has had some authoritarian regimes before…

          3. Hyperion

            Really? You mean in like 1984? And CNN told you that Bolsonaro will bring that back? Well, fuck me, I believe that then, and TRUMP!

          4. Winston

            I don’t recall saying that Bolsonaro will be a dictator. I was referring to juris’ comment comparing him to Pinochet which I thought was amusing since I thought Vargas and the military regime would be better comparison being actual Brazilian authoritarian regimes and all.

          5. juris imprudent

            Winston dear twit, it isn’t accuracy that matters to CNN, it is the fucking narrative. Do try to keep up.

          6. Winston

            I doubt anyone on CNN knows who the fuck Vargas was or even remembers the Military Regime so I would surprised that they would mention them when pimping that narrative…

          7. Winston

            I would *be* surprised *if* they would mention them when pimping that narrative about Bolsonaro being the latest threat to the vaunted Liberal Order…

          8. Hyperion

            “I doubt anyone on CNN knows who the fuck Vargas was or even remembers the Military Regime”

            My wife remembers it, you dipshit, she lived there. You also are totally unaware of the economic disaster that the PT party visited on the Brazilian middle class during the PT party’s reign of terror over the last 8 year. Please try to know what the fuck you are talking about before spouting non-sense.

          9. And people wonder why Winston gets the treatment he does….

          10. Winston

            Erm you do know I was talking about CNN and not actual Brazillians?

          11. Tonio

            You know who else had Vargas and was popular with the military?

          12. Winston

            And people wonder why Winston gets the treatment he does….

            The only thing I’ve seen is that Hyperion and juris imprudent putting words in my mouth.

          13. Hyperion

            “The only thing I’ve seen is that Hyperion and juris imprudent putting words in my mouth.”

            You mean Winston putting his foot in his own mouth, again?

          14. Winston

            And CNN told you that Bolsonaro will bring that back?

            it isn’t accuracy that matters to CNN

            Two things I never said.

          15. Winston

            You mean Winston putting his foot in his own mouth, again?

            You are the one who accused me of being a CNN lackey. I never accused you of anything.

          16. juris imprudent

            Winston – the point of referring to Bolsonaro in context of other South American dictators was how it confounded CNN’s attempt at narrative (everything populist traces to Trump from all corners of the world and past, present and future). Either you don’t understand that about CNN or, nope, I’ll just leave it there.

          17. Winston

            Winston – the point of referring to Bolsonaro in context of other South American dictators was how it confounded CNN’s attempt at narrative (everything populist traces to Trump from all corners of the world and past, present and future).

            Ah Okay. I know what you mean. All populism is traced to Trump in the Media. Sure Latin America has had populists before and Brazil had its previous President removed due to corruption but this guy is obviously due to Trump.

            Closer to Home but Doug Ford was a city councillor and defeated mayoral candidate long before Trump , his campaign didn’t focus on immigrants but spending and Canada has had no shortage of populists but obviously he is Trump-related.

            And you mean that CNN didn’t compare him to Pinochet? I am surprised. How quickly things are forgotten in the narrative.

            Also I haven’t seen CNN in years so I wouldn’t know what they say about anything.

    6. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Paul Joseph Watson had a good interview from two days ago about Bolsonaro that went into his positions from a sympathetic point of view for anyone interested:

      https://youtu.be/5IeZztlJwvw

    7. AlmightyJB

      His wife’s cute.

  3. Aus

    *swoon*

    “Leftists discriminate against Russians. I don’t let them bully me anymore” #WalkAway
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoksWKpuwuo

    1. Nephilium

      As I mentioned in the late (dead) morning links:

      It’s due to the booze.

      They are very happy about living in the worker’s paradise.

    2. straffinrun

      Ayn Rand reincarnated, but hot this time.

      1. C. Anacreon

        And she’s our neighbor in San Francisco! Maybe we can invite her to our upcoming Glibs meetup.

  4. leon

    Did STEVE SMITH get his degree from the same school as Avenatti? both like to defend their clients… and by defend…

    1. juris imprudent

      STEVE SMITH, FOREST LAWYER?

      1. PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER!

        1. juris imprudent

          Well, professional courtesies and all…

    1. commodious spittoon

      Do we really need to pathologize why people are upset with a corrupt, debauched political establishment?

    2. straffinrun

      Give me a TL;DR on that. I disagree with reading anything that doesn’t fit on a box of Count Chocula.

      1. Tres Cool

        You can get that there?

        1. straffinrun

          Nah. We can’t even get Franken Belly.

          1. Tres Cool

            What you just did there. I saw that. And guffawed sensibly.

      2. AlmightyJB

        “Employing a measure of skin conductance (which captures activity of the sympathetic nervous system), the researchers found an increase in arousal in response to political messages that were congruent with a person’s personality. In particular, antagonistic people found an anti-establishment message arousing, whereas highly agreeable people found a pro-establishment message arousing.”

        1. juris imprudent

          [hedley lamar voice] Kinky [/hlv]

          1. AlmightyJB

            Hearing a chick bad-mouth statists gives a chubby.

        2. straffinrun

          Super Packs are arousing us?

        3. J. Frank Parnell

          So… are the antagonistic people the hate-filled, angry conservatives who are lashing out at everyone, while the agreeable people are the leftists who just want world peace and everyone to get along?

          Or are the antagonistic people the leftists who are righteously angry at the oppressive establishment, and the agreeable conservatives are the good Germans ready to follow orders and ship their fellow citizens off to camps?

      3. Tulip

        Hey Straffinrun, I put a link to cake pictures in the morning links.

        1. straffinrun

          Wow. Impressive. I’m calling “no fair” on the eyeballs. I couldn’t find them so I had to go with salmon roe instead. *At work today, so I’ll put up pics when I get home tonight. I’m conceding the contest already, though.

          1. Tulip

            Salmon roe would be hilarious. Gross, but hilarious.

        2. Now that I’m at home, the site is no longer blocked. It got a smile from me. Nice work Tulip.

        3. Tulip

          I never thought of it as a contest, just as a reason to bake. I was excited to find the eyeballs since I had no idea how to make them.

          1. My thought would be to take a small diameter round tip on the frosting bag, with white frosting, put it at the center of the eyeball and push out enough to balloon out around the tip. Then use black frosting with a similar tip to fill the void where the previous tip was.

            This is only a hypothetical, since I’ve not tried and see if the monsters would provide sufficient back pressure to form the shape.

          2. Tulip

            I thought about doing that on parchment, then freezing them to make them stiff enough to handle. Trying to do it on the monsters would be really hard.

          3. That would work a lot better.

          4. Tulip

            I would have done the black pupil with a toothpick dipped in black food coloring.

          5. Tulip

            I don’t think it would have worked very well at all. These were much better.

    3. Aus

      No!
      F U

  5. commodious spittoon

    Gonna make mulligatawny soup. I was thinking about Soup Nazi and realized I had no idea what it is. And I’m on a soup kick. And also fuck you, I do what I want.

    1. Tres Cool

      NO SOUP FOR YOU!

    2. juris imprudent

      I found 3 or 4 frozen chicken-tortilla and chicken-mushroom-noodle soups in the freezer putting away the new batch of spaghetti sauce. Woot!

    3. Timeloose

      It’s a great tasting soup. Curry, carrots, chicken, and apples.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Excellent strategy: Scare the hell out of gun owners right before the midterms.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Let them all run on what they really believe and want. See how it works out.

      2. straffinrun

        It’s a fine line, Stizzleteats. You want to scare the people getting shot without scaring those who would shoot back.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Somewhere down in those comments is a reply

      Make My President Black Again

      Reply: I would but I’m fresh out of blackface

      LOLOLOLO

      1. AlmightyJB

        Nice:)

    3. Count Potato

      lrn 2 link

  6. juris imprudent

    This has been an awesome weekend in my most immediate vicinity – large quantity of delicious spaghetti sauce produced, packaged and frozen. Tonight’s dinner was beef bourgnone, also delicious (and thankfully not brought up on the vegan post) and I finished off my growler of Russian Imperial Stout and I am just a notch below inebriated. Fuck work tomorrow, and the elections on Tues, right this minute I am happy and satisfied.

    1. Nephilium

      Hey… the elections are next week, right?

      1. juris imprudent

        OK, one notch closer to inebriated than I previously calibrated.

        1. Nephilium

          /lifts snifter of stout

        2. Luther Baldwin

          You’re not the first person to make me double-check my calendar in the last couple days.

  7. Nephilium

    For the season, I’m back to working through the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. Currently on 3, with the underrated Larry Fishburne.

    1. juris imprudent

      Speaking of under-rated LF, I assume you recall him as Laurence J. Fishburne in King of New York. Gawds what a cast.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Seriously

      2. straffinrun

        He was better in Pulp Fiction.

        1. juris imprudent

          Sure, but he wasn’t under-rated in that, was he?

          1. straffinrun

            Good point. His character “Rerun” in What’s Happening was also under rated.

      3. Nephilium

        The girlfriend didn’t believe it was the same person when the name Larry Fishburne came up

  8. Bob Boberson

    I’m still laying around nursing a hangover from last night…..not sure what happened, I didn’t even drink that much…..my only thought is maybe because I ended up drinking a lot of bud heavy?

    1. MikeS

      Back in my younger days, Bud heavy always gave me a worse hangover. Not sure if it was coincidence, the rice, the slightly higher ABV… It’s a mystery.

      1. Bob Boberson

        I’ve noticed the same thing with PBR…..I guess I haven’t drank Bud Heavy to excess in recent memory…..the headache…will….not…go…away

        1. C. Anacreon

          Is Bud Heavy the real name? I’ve never heard that before.

          1. MikeS

            Aka not-Bud Light, aka Budweiser

  9. Winston

    So Hyperion why is the Brazilian Worker’s Party so shitty? I am not being snarky as I am interested since I don’t think the MSM or Raimondo are the most objective source.

  10. Spudalicious

    The Packers just completely and totally screwed the pooch.

    1. No, just Ty Montgomery. 😡

      1. Spudalicious

        True. I think the Packers has enough time and momentum and Montgomery decided to play hero…and fumbled the ball on his own 20.

        1. Spudalicious

          Had

    2. MikeS

      And Rodgers screwed my fantasy football team. Christ, what an asshole.

      1. To be fair, wasn’t it the replay booth that said Graham didn’t get in on the first TD that screwed you more?

        1. MikeS

          No. My opponent has Graham. Rodgers had a whole game to throw many TD’s to other guys and didn’t. Sad!

    3. Mojeaux

      Well, damn.

    4. BakedPenguin

      They made it interesting, though. If you’re a Pack fan, my condolences, though, because that’s a hard loss.

    5. dontreadonme

      should’ve run the ball more. Mccarthy annoys me with his calls sometimes. Adams had a nice game tho.

      1. CPRM

        Well, they should run the ball more with Aaron Jones, not just in general. Jones breaks a 30yd TD and they start the next drive with Ty Montgomery in the backfield? Theoretically Ty Montgomery is a mismatch in the passing game, but they don’t use him that way. It’s a failed experiment move on. (also, don’t let him return kicks, not just because he fucked up that last return, but because he doesn’t add anything at all to that position.)

  11. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Strange_Death_of_Liberal_England

    Dangerfield argues that four great rebellions before the Great War effectively destroyed the Liberal Party as a party of government. These rebellions were:
    the Conservative Party’s fight against the Parliament Act 1911;
    the threat of civil war in Ireland by the Ulster Unionists under Sir Edward Carson with the encouragement of Conservative leader Bonar Law;
    the suffragette movement under the Pankhursts;
    the increasingly militant trade unions under the influence of syndicalism.

    1. juris imprudent

      And in other news that no one gives a shit about, the LA Galaxy miss the playoffs with a loss. Which for my money is good, because if it had been a tie, they would’ve missed because of MLS’s retarded, non-conforming, tie-breaking rules. Oh and one of those NY teams won the Supporter’s Shield (when is someone going into business as Shield’s athletic supporters? With Cup or without!).

      Sad, MLS could’ve used the Zlatan in the playoffs. Hope he sticks around another season.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        I don’t think MLS is big enough to contain Zlatan’s massive ego.

        PS. There is only one team in NY. The misnamed one is always going on about its Jersey-ness, they should make it official.

        1. mr simple

          You mean because NY is Red? Why do so many people on here like bad (i.e. the wrong) soccer clubs?

          1. Luther Baldwin

            NY doesn’t care what color NJ fancies itself.

  12. one true athena

    At our new house, we’re suddenly getting some kind of critter tearing up the lawn. Whatever it is, is nocturnal, comes in the back yard, and claws at the sod to get at the dirt (bugs? worms? grass roots?) underneath. I had the occasional opposum and raccoon in my old neighborhood, but I never noticed those tearing at the lawn like this. It’s not moles or something underground, since the damage is at the top. Unfortunately I’ve got no video since we don’t have that set up yet.

    Anybody (esp my SoCal neighbors) have an idea what this is?

    1. Tres Cool

      Jerry Brown looking for dropped change?

    2. Sean

      You’ve got a poltergeist.
      Sorry.

    3. commodious spittoon

      SOCAL SMITH SORRY FOR TANGLING WITH LAWN, WAS DRUNK AND AMOROUS

      1. one true athena

        DAMN IT SMITH CUT IT OUT. LAWN NOT LOVE YOU LONG TIME

        1. Mojeaux

          LOL

    4. Timeloose

      This time of year the MF squirrels are going crazy burying acorns in my lawn. I have hundreds of 2” divots in my lawn.

    5. Nephilium

      Deer?

      Fucking rats with hooves.

    6. Fourscore

      If you live in the south could well be armadillos, in the north skunks looking for grubs. In northern MN I have skunks digging up divots, mostly in the fall.

      1. Grummun

        This. You probably have 1) grubs and 2) skunks. You can test this theory by putting your yellow lab out the side door just before sunup. If she goes tearing across the lawn barking her fool head off and comes back stinking to high heaven, you have verified the presence of skunks.

        1. Soyboy

          You can test this theory by putting your yellow lab out the side door just before sunup. If she goes tearing across the lawn barking her fool head off and comes back stinking to high heaven, you have verified the presence of skunks.

          eek

          Sometimes acquiring knowledge is a pyrrhic act.

        2. one true athena

          I sense some personal experience with this…

          But yes, skunks make sense, I know they’re around on the peninsula, but I didn’t figure they’d like my suburban tract area. Apparently they love my yard though.

    7. straffinrun

      My guess is Venezuelans.

    8. Spudalicious

      Skunks will do that. If it were feral pigs, it would look like someone had rotorilled your lawn.

    9. The Last American Hero

      Chupacabra escaped from Mexico and can’t find any goats.

      1. C. Anacreon

        We’ve been seeing several possum running around the neighborhood in our little semi-rural NorCal suburb. And we’ve always had issues with moles tearing up our gardens. Wonder if it might be either of those.

        1. one true athena

          After what Grumman said above, I think that’s got it. I probably have a grub problem — the previous owners let the lawn die and then put down sod to sell the house. Almost immediately after moving in we began to get patches dying, but thought at first it was because that was when it was really hot or there was a fungus problem because of the sod. But with something digging just beneath the sod layer it makes sense the critter’s after some bug under there and apparently skunks are notorious for leaving divots of grass.

          So we focused the back porch light out farther so a critter should trip the motion sensor and I’ll lay down some grub killer tomorrow.

          The joys of home ownership!

          1. CPRM

            Skunk, what you describe is signs of a skunk.

          2. PudPaisley

            Water in the grub killer really good so it gets down into the soil. Not sure where you live, but a good season long control product to use in spring is Merit insecticide, or something with Imidocloprid in it. And yes it’s probably skunks like others mentioned, but raccoons will sometimes rip up the sod too. After repairing the sod, it would also help to apply a starter fertilizer to help the sod root again. I have a landscaping / lawn care business, so if you have any other questions just ask.

  13. Semi-Spartan Dad

    I took a step back from work and the world this weekend and went hiking around the property with the family. I took our beastly male GSD, and my 3 year old girl took her GSD puppy. I think the pup weighs more than she does, but she did a good job keeping control by herself on the 2-3 mile walk. It was nice walking side by side with her… they’re growing up.

    The kids are just barely too young to fish, so I tied weighted lines to sticks and let them pretend too for a while. A beautiful blue kingfisher dove in to grab a fish while we watched. When I have a few hundred bucks to spare, I’m going to bring in an excavator to tear into the sloped hill next to the pond to make a proper 90 degree backstop for shooting. To cap it off, my daughter looked at a chicken and said “Mmm, chicken nuggets”.

    1. To cap it off, my daughter looked at a chicken and said “Mmm, chicken nuggets”.

      LOL!

      1. Nephilium

        At my last job, one of the call center people went full vegan PETA insane. They made it a point to bring up their veganism all the time, and had a sign up that said, “What part of the chicken is the nugget?”

        They really didn’t like me saying it was just pieces of breast meat.

        1. Akira

          Even if it were some unknown amalgamation of chicken parts, why is that a bad thing? Isn’t it good to use every single part of the animals that we kill?

    2. Soyboy

      That sounds so nice.

  14. Gadianton

    Is it just me, or does Bolsonaro look like Carl Sagan?

    1. BakedPenguin

      *Googles* Nope, it’s not just you.

      1. Hyperion

        No, he’s actually right, he does look a little bit like Sagan.

        Just told my wife what to say to her sad friends after the election. ‘Not the man we wanted, but the man we needed’.

        1. BakedPenguin

          No, he’s actually right, he does look a little bit like Sagan.

          That’s what I said, Hyp. He’s not the only one who thinks so.

          Also. Brazil, you made the right choice. Nowhere near perfect, but better than the alternative. Hmm…. wish I could think of another country that made a similar choice recently.

    2. If you crossed Sagan and Viktor Orban.

    3. Tonio

      Not just you.

  15. BakedPenguin

    Damn apartment cat was calling again. He’s half Siamese, so it’s weird that he’s incredibly (too much so) friendly. Sounds like some neighbors are attending to him after I started typing.

    Awesome cat, just needs too much attention though.

  16. straffinrun

    Temples aim to attract youngsters with disco balls, planetarium shows

    Buddhist temples in southwestern Japan are becoming unlikely sites of entertainment, putting on 1970s and 80s disco music and planetarium shows to attract young people and regain their status as places for community gatherings.

    https://japantoday.com/category/national/temples-aim-to-attract-youngsters-with-disco-balls-planetarium-shows

    1. Soyboy

      SMH. Should’ve gone with Parliament/Funkadelic.

    2. C. Anacreon

      The headline is almost a haiku.

  17. Sean

    Hotel Transylvania 1 & 2 is some of Adam Sandler’s best work. Someone had to say it.

    Also, I maybe drunk.

    1. kinnath

      Was Sandler in those?

      1. Sean

        He was Dracula.

    2. Winston

      Hotel Transylvania 1 & 2 is some of Adam Sandler’s best work.

      Is that saying very much?

    3. Mojeaux

      Just watched those 2 movies. Adorbs.

      @kinnath, he voiced the main character.

      1. kinnath

        I’ve watched the movies and thought they were pretty well done. I did not recognize Sandler as the main character. Which is probably a good thing.

    4. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I got all 3 for the kids to watch during a VUDU sale since we don’t have many Halloween-type movies. It was funny to see Mel Brooks make a ‘cameo’.

    5. Nephilium

      I can appreciate the Waterboy and Happy Gilmore. And the fact that Adam Sandler is now pretty much making movies to give vacations to his friends.

      1. straffinrun

        There is nothing wrong with your Medulla Oblongata.

        1. Nephilium

          I’m not saying they’re great cinematic works. But they’re tolerable diversions.

        2. straffinrun

          I was agreeing with you. Waterboy had some great scenes.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Sounds like you had the knee for dinner.

      2. Luther Baldwin

        His schtick is so off-putting I’ve never watched any of his movies.

        1. Sean

          Yeah..but you like Zima…

          1. Spudalicious

            Oooh, buurrrnnn.

          2. MikeS

            ???

      3. Pan Zagloba

        Not just for vacations. Fucking Pixels, according to IMDB:

        Budget:$88,000,000 (estimated)
        Opening Weekend USA: $24,011,616, 26 July 2015, Wide Release
        Gross USA: $78,747,585
        Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $244,866,996

        This is one atrocity that Gen-X can’t blame on Boomers. It was directed at us and too many fell for it.

        1. Luther Baldwin

          *googles*

          I hadn’t heard of it. So it was bad? That’s too bad. Not that I would have gone to see it, because… you know who is in it.

          1. Mojeaux

            Popcorn fun.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            There’s bad, and then there’s “did…did someone lose a bet? Was this the last wish of a dying child uttered in a delirium?”

            You can go to professional assholes for a list of everything bad.

          3. Luther Baldwin

            Well, I’m doing other things so I’ll pass on the video. The premise sounds neat but with AS it was guaranteed to be shit IMHO because that tells you the kind of “humor” that’s going to be in it.

          4. Threedoor

            I watched it last nite. Not terrible as Sandler movies tend to be. A couple of really stupid gags but over all mindless entertainment.

    6. “Best” as in “least shitty”?

      1. Sean

        Pixels was entertaining, but far from good.

        Waterboy & Happy Gilmore had quotable moments, but were also far from good.

        IMO, the HT movies are fun and very watchable.

    7. Gilmore

      I read somewhere a while ago that “Sandler movies, even when they’re unpopular and panned by critics, all make money”

      something like that

      basically, they cost nothing to make, and they all make predictable amounts of money. not huge, but low-risk medium-margin. Which from a risk-weighted POV means “far more attractive than high-risk, high margin movies”. So make more, they say. More faster.

      he basically doesn’t need to make them at all, but he can churn them out and continue to cash checks. apparently many of the ones people think are the most-garbage have been solid-moneymakers. i think they all get made for sub-100m, and routinely earn at least $200m, sometimes 3

      can’t remember where i heard that. maybe here.

      1. Gilmore

        (reads above)

        I need to remember to read comments first.

      2. Luther Baldwin

        IOW, a lot of people have no taste. Yeah, I have no problem believing that.

        1. Gilmore

          My guess is that his core-demographic is the ‘tween/teen’ market, that has never really had especially high-standards.

          we were spoiled in the 1980s, bc we had people like Spielberg and John Hughes making ‘smart movies for young people’. now its all either billion-dollar Transformers bullshit made for a mostly-chinese audience, animated movies, or Sandler-ish-crap intended to churn out bucks on Netflix

          1. Luther Baldwin

            I couldn’t agree more. I can’t imagine being a young person now and growing up surrounded by so much crap.

          2. CPRM

            I think it also includes dumbass fortysomething guys, like my brother-in-law. But yes my 18 year old niece and her friends like recent Sandler movies.

          3. C. Anacreon

            A couple of weeks ago my wife and I were feeling blah, so we made some comfort food and poured some wine and got a buzz on. When we turned on the TV she said she wanted to see something mindless that would make her laugh and not have to think about her day. And Sandler’s “Grownups 2” was on, so we watched that, and it did have a few good moments that made us laugh. Oh, there were a few stupid, gratuitously disgusting scenes (seemingly required in his movies), especially one part where a guy was standing in front of a malfunctioning milkshake dispenser so that it looked like he was passing the runs (ha-ha, laff riot!). But other than grimacing through those parts, it filled the bill for that particular mood we were in, so I’ll give Sandler that. And for some strange reason I’ve always had a soft spot for the talentless David Spade, who’s also in the movie — I guess I’ve liked him because he’s pals with both Dennis Miller and Norm MacDonald, so he can’t be all bad. And there’s also some unbelievably hot women in great attire, who of course were supposed to be in love with Sandler, Spade, Chris Rock and that fat mall detective guy, which truly stretched disbelief, but I guess if Sandler is going to give all his underemployed pals leading roles, why not have fun and make them all portrayed as married to smokeshows?

          4. Akira

            Melissa McCarthy still stung by ‘Ghostbusters’ backlash: ‘I just don’t know why people are so afraid of women’

            Goddamnit, people aren’t fucking “afraid of women”. They’re averse to seeing a poorly done remake of a movie with a ham-fisted, in-your-face attempt at “diversity”.

            There have been popular film and video game franchises with female leads for decades.

    1. MikeS

      Serious question; why don’t people like this get blogs instead of massive Twitter threads?

    2. Luther Baldwin

      OMG that’s an awful lot of IDGAF.

    3. Pan Zagloba

      I said it before but I’ll say it every time:

      if you have to post a thirteen-part tweetstorm, get a fucking website.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        It’s almost like people are cheap and/or lazy.

    4. Threedoor

      It simply wasent intersectional enough for her white hating racist ass.

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        There was another thread that got deleted but the guy’s angry response lives on.

        1. Threedoor

          And that thread is stupid as well. The hanging happened in the show over justice not race. The witches see eachother as one race and humans as another. Not based color.

          1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            I love the way they reacted when that was pointed out.

          2. Threedoor

            Those morons saw the show but didn’t watch it.

            All the wokeness in the show cracked me up. They are witches, of course they are supposed to act evil.

          3. C. Anacreon

            And no one seems to notice that Sabrina is the little daughter from Mad Men. Perhaps that show was on before some of these tweeters were old enough to watch TV.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        In retrospect, that makes BBC article showering praise on it a lot funnier.

        (Spoiler: they got a bunch of young white women together and everyone loved how progressive and woke (their word, not mine for once) it was)

        1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          Nice

        2. Soyboy

          I’m glad to see show-runners treating this age group with maturity by creating multi-layered storylines that simply didn’t exist when I was younger

          My So-Called Life hardest hit. ;/

          Thanks for the ‘woke’ warning, BBC. I’ll avoid this show, even though Sabrina: The Teenage Witch is my favorite TV show (it’s 3 seasons long, and the 4th is decent fanfiction; there are no seasons 5-7, as commonly believed).

          1. Pan Zagloba

            So, remake called My Soy-Called Life..?

            I can’t wait for inevitable More Woker remake of Buffy.

            I was gonna say something about Veronica Mars, but thinking about it honestly, you could use original scripts, cast a miserable shrew and it becomes the SJW version…

          2. Soyboy

            My Soy-Called Life

            I love it!

            I wouldn’t put it past them remaking .. anything. Fuck Hollywood and fuck anyone who supports this tendency by paying for it.

          3. l0b0t

            …multi-layered storylines that simply didn’t exist when I was younger

            Also, Kids Of Degrassi Street, Degrassi Junior high, Degrassi High, Degrassi: The Next Generation, and Degrassi Next Class (1979 – present).

            Salem is my homeboy.

          4. l0b0t

            LOVE IT! Now I’m sad about Wheels; he had a pretty messed up life and died far too young.

          5. Soyboy

            Oh, I didn’t know that. That’s a bummer. Life imitates (too often exceeds) art.

    5. Soyboy

      AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

    6. Soyboy

      auuuuughhhh

    7. mr simple

      Wow, that just keeps going on, doesn’t it?

  18. Playa Manhattan

    #FireRoberts

    1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

      Just noticed his Twitter header says “We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my OPPRESSION (giant letters) and denial of humanity and right to exist.”

      ?

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        That was not meant as a reply to you. My screen suddenly flashed and this happened. SQUIRRELS

        1. BakedPenguin

          When they’re not digging up Athena’s yard…

          1. one true athena

            Now we know where they go at night. Damn it. Fucking squirrrelzz

      2. Luther Baldwin

        Read this thread.

        No.

  19. Winston

    https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2018/10/27/jair-bolsonaro-and-the-perversion-of-liberalism

    Positivists believed that government by a high-minded “scientific” elite could bring about modern industrial societies without violence or class struggle.

    The Economist and globalist elites do oppose rule by high-minded scientific elite, right?

    They saw the solution to Latin American backwardness in immigration of white European indentured labourers, which initially prevented a rise in rural wages for former slaves and serfs

    …..

    In Guatemala and Honduras, Hayekian anti-state libertarianism has led to dystopias from which citizens migrate en masse to escape from weak governments unable to provide public security or encourage economic opportunity

    the military campaign would be “a crime” if it was not followed by “a constant, persistent, stubborn campaign of education” to draw these “rude and backward fellow-countrymen into…our national life”.

    That was a liberal response from a positivist writer. Again, it didn’t happen

    Public schools really saved classical liberalism, right?

    positivism morphed into corporatism, in which economic freedom yielded to the state’s organisation of the economy, as well as society, in non-competing functional units (unions and bosses’ organisations, for example). Corporatism, with the power it awarded to state functionaries of all kinds, appealed to many of the region’s military men.

    This is different from the Economist’s own views how?

    1. Tulip

      Guatemala and Honduras are or were libertarian?

    2. Pan Zagloba

      They prefer when power concentrates in hands of bureaucrats?

    3. Soyboy

      Lying hypocrites changing form and moving goalposts. I doubt it will work. The Economist is an all too well known entity.

  20. Playa Manhattan

    Tony C’s Sports Bar and Grill: wouldn’t.

    1. slumbrew

      Eh, I watched the Pats/Broncos game at the Tony C’s in Assembly Row a couple years ago and it was solid – lots of TVs, food much better than it had to be and the staff was totally cool with us just camping out at a couple of tables.

      You could do a lot worse.

      1. Fodder

        Though Tony P’s in Marina Del Rey is a solid Would.

        1. CPRM

          I think you’re woulding wrong Tulpa.

  21. hayeksplosives

    STEVE SMITH MODEST?

    HAYEKSPLOSIVES IN YOUR FACE NON-MODEST!!

    Trigger warnings: Libertarian chick, plus sized chick, Alcohol probably involved chick. Use your judgement. No refunds.

    Yes indeed, another Renn Fest is upon us! Huzzah!

    1. Luther Baldwin

      Oh my God.

      1. Tres Cool

        Its like they defy gravity

        1. hayeksplosives

          Well, the corset definitely assists.

          When I walked in the front gate, the greeter guy loudly said “Now that’s a balcony one could perform Shakespeare on!”

          Not sure how many meanings to read into that.

          1. The Bearded Hobbit

            “Now that’s a balcony one could perform Shakespeare on!”

            I first hear it in High School Madness with Porgy and Mudhead.

          2. l0b0t

            It was those bullies from Communist Martyrs High School, that’s who!

      1. hayeksplosives

        I will take a “Nice” from Q as an endorsement more valuable than JD Power and Associates trophy.

        Who are those guys, anyway?

    2. Spudalicious

      With the exception of Q’s titty links, the rest of you pretty much suck. Clicking on your links have given me PTSD.

      1. Threedoor

        You’re safe from me. I’m too lazy to link anything.

    3. Mojeaux

      I want to hit the Ren Faire with you.

      *puts costume together*

      1. hayeksplosives

        Bring it, Mojeaux! I lost track of your geographic locale.

        1. Mojeaux

          Kansas City, Missouri. I was just thinking we could tear a swathe through a bunch of raggedy scoundrels.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Dudette, I have so many Rennie accessories and blouses, skirts, you name it, I routinely mix and match outfits for my friends. It could be a blast.

            The Minnesota Rennie is the best, but I’d be willing to try Texas or KC.

          2. Mojeaux

            w00t!!!

            I won’t be in California for the foreseeable future (or anywhere else, unless Mr. Mojeaux wins a trip somewhere), but I’d love to hang out and wear corsets and swash buckles.

          3. hayeksplosives

            Well, I got a couple hundred thousands of Frequent Flyer miles, so maybe we could figure something out. Too late for the Minn Rennie this year though.

            But I know where to find ye!

          4. Mojeaux

            Ours is from Labor Day weekend to Columbus Day weekend.

            I’ll have time to scrape up a pirate queen outfit. Lessee, we will also need

            Tulip
            SP
            Riven
            Athena
            Mythical
            WebDom

            Who am I missing? There has to be more than 8 libertarian women in the world.

          5. Tulip

            Is RAHeinlein a woman?

          6. Mojeaux

            Yes and now I feel bad.

            RAHeinlein, too!

          7. C. Anacreon

            Don’t forget Elspeth Flashman (spelling?) aka Mrs. Lord Humungus.

      2. Tulip

        Can I go too?

        1. Mojeaux

          We should try to put together a Glib Women’s RenFest Weekend.

          All those unicorns in one place …

          1. hayeksplosives

            But since only virgins can see unicorns, how will we find each other???

          2. Mojeaux

            Not our racks, cuz everybody at RenFest has a rack.

            Oh, I know! Monocles!!!!

          3. hayeksplosives

            Now you’re thinking!

            Although steampunk is starting to encroach and that would lead to red herring monocles!

          4. Nephilium

            So perhaps these? Am I the only one who’s worked a Ren Faire before?

          5. hayeksplosives

            OK Neph, that is funny stuff.

          6. Nephilium

            Glad you enjoyed it ‘splosive one. Although I’m still somewhat surprised that I’m one of the only Glib’s who has worked a Ren Faire before.

        2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          Renn Faires are my favorite! I wanna go, too!

          1. Mojeaux

            Absolutely!

          2. one true athena

            I am down! We need a meet up!

          3. Fodder

            So if I want to pick up a Libertarian girl Renn fests are my only choice? Looks like this is a nearly unanimous choice amongst Glib Fems.

        3. RAHeinlein

          Adding (post-happy hour – so please excuse spelling errors):

          Banjos
          Elspeth
          KK
          Compgrokker

          1. Mojeaux

            *scribbling furiously*

            Thank you!

    4. FOS

      I would like to see STEVE SMITH try to fuck that

      1. hayeksplosives

        STEVE SMITH would have to pick me up and carry me away, and I have gravity on my side 😀

    1. Threedoor

      Seriously man. I’ve got enough hair on my palms already.

    2. Spudalicious

      25.

  22. Luther Baldwin

    LOL my new toaster oven that arrived today has a very bright light that flashes on and off by itself as it’s cooking, and it’s freaking out one of my cats.

    1. Tres Cool

      Take the cat out?

      1. Luther Baldwin

        Nah, she got bored and wandered off. It was inevitable.

        1. straffinrun

          Think he meant out of the oven.

    2. hayeksplosives

      Cat is a veteran laser dot chaser, I presume?

      1. Luther Baldwin

        Oh, yes.

    3. Count Potato

      Put tape over it?

      1. Luther Baldwin

        The light is actually the heating element going on and off. I would have to tape over the entire window/door. I think they’ll deal.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          I think he meant over the cat.

          1. Soyboy

            “He meant the cat” is my new favorite refrain.

          2. Luther Baldwin

            All right, everybody settle!

        2. Count Potato

          Oh. That sounds like some bright heating element.

  23. robc

    the rerun comment upthread reminded me of an idea I had called the wikipedia game.

    You edit a page and our scored based on 4 criteria:
    1. outrageousness of the lie
    2. popularity of the page
    3. length of time it survives
    4. times cited on the internet

    I dont know the exact formula.

  24. Spudalicious

    Not a bad Sunday. Fucked off, Glibbed out, made soup, watched football and drank wine all afternoon. Now watching baseball in hopes the Dodgers get humiliated in their own stadium while indulging in the amber nectar that comes from places like Kentucky.

    1. hayeksplosives

      Mmmm Amber Nectar.

      I’m having a cheap ass Rum n Diet Cola.

  25. grrizzly

    Crazy stuff. For the first time, I had dinner at a no-tipping restaurant in the US. Just a restaurant next to our hotel in Lower Manhattan that had a table available at 8:45 pm on Friday. It had 2 out of 4 $ signs, so I was slightly surprised when the cheapest bottle of wine was $70–a regular $$ restaurant in NYC I guess. But at least no need to add 20%.

    1. Threedoor

      No tipping restaurant? That’s all of them isn’t it?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I’m not taking this bait.

    2. Spudalicious

      No tip restaurant is why the cheapest bottle of wine is $70. Beverages are the lions share of restaurant profits, so the prices increase accordingly to offset paying for the lack of tips.

    3. Luther Baldwin

      How was the staff? Accommodating, or surly?

      1. grrizzly

        The staff was totally fine. I wouldn’t have noticed any difference if they had all been expecting big tips. Not too intrusive, which I like anyway.

        1. Luther Baldwin

          Huh. I’ve heard most wait staff are against this trend.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Depends on the clientele. I would assume that Chili’s staff is against.

            Meanwhile, Sugarfish is outstanding, and they absolutely forbid tipping.

    4. CPRM

      +25% mandatory gratuity.

    1. hayeksplosives

      I do think surveys are skewed “blue” since folks inclined to vote GOP are so vilified that non-blue-ers feel like lying or not answering.

      I’m just going to pop the corn and relax.

    2. Luther Baldwin

      an overwhelming majority of Americans see the United States as greatly divided on important issues and few believe that will get better soon

      “Better” meaning dragging the mean farther left, I presume.

      1. Threedoor

        Always.

    3. straffinrun

      I just want everyone to be happy. Team red seems happy when they win and team blue seems happy being unhappy.

    4. whiz

      I believe the online betting site, those people are putting their money where their mouth is and aren’t just going on feelings.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      To use this video in a commercial player or broadcast please contact:
      licensing@storyful.com. These horses are a family group of teachers and healers who change participants lives at http://www.equinisty.com. They are unique in that they are all one family and have been born and raised with love and freedom to live as wild horses in their family group while sharing a deep level of connection and communication with humans. People come from all over the world to experience a life-changing journey with nature and horses at Equinisity Retreats. This video is just for fun and to show how relaxed and happy these horses are. They will comfortably lie down and sleep with a barn full of visitors because they are loved and safe

      1. slumbrew

        Yeah, I read that hippy shit too. Healers, you say?

          1. Pan Zagloba

            Oh my God, it’s Horse, M.D.!

          2. slumbrew

            “That’ll be $1,200”.

          3. slumbrew

            Did anyone happen to read Stephen Fry’s The Hippopotamus, by any chance?

          4. straffinrun

            Those poor beasts.

          5. Pan Zagloba

            They paid to be there!

            Oooh, the horses….

          6. Gilmore

            “All the horses are on tranquilizers, and the women rubbed with musk”

        1. Pan Zagloba

          After over 13 million views, at least one person had to have gotten better watching it.

  26. straffinrun

    Chris Cuomo introducing Don Lemon as “D-Lemon” just made my day.

  27. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1056581828377825280

    It never occurs to these people that calling everyone they don’t like a “Nazi” might be offensive to members of groups that were literally killed by actual Nazis.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      At least mix it up a bit!

      Falangists, Ustashe, Arrow Crosses, Iron Guards…

      There’s a whole wonderful, diverse world of Fascism to pick from!

    2. Soyboy

      This guy thinks he’s speaking truth to power and saying what everyone else is too afraid to say. In reality, he just looks crazy. He’s also doing leftism shittily. You’re supposed to dissemble and use motte-and-bailey tactics. “Punch a Nazi” is fine because they killed millions in the 30s in and 40s, and we’re only referring to those guys (you know, the guys who are dead or very old). We’re not referring to modern-day milquetoast Republicans and libertarians, you paranoid fools.

    3. CPRM

      When everyone is a Nazi, no one is a Nazi.

    4. Gilmore

      Or that the word ceases to be useful when there’s no longer any clear scale between ‘politically distasteful’ and ‘genocidal fascist’

      When everything is Nazi, nothing is nazi.

      and this, ironically, gives the most leeway to ‘actual nazis’.

      People mocked that argument when Bari Weiss said (paraphrase), “Calling IDW people the alt-right simply makes otherwise normal, reasonable people go, ‘well this alt-right makes a lot of sense, actually’” I don’t think that is exactly right, so much as “it at least makes the term useless”, and confuses people as to the real scope/content of what ‘actual racist douches’ like Richard Spenser believe.

      1. straffinrun

        Same with “rapist”. Actual rapists are loving it that normal dudes are added to their tribe. “Look, man. We’re exactly the same!”

        1. CPRM

          and racist, xenophobic, homophobic…

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Where have you been?

        You didn’t have permission to do whatever it is that you were doing.

  28. Spudalicious

    LA has a sad.

    Dodgers = sad trombone

    1. CPRM

      Ty Montgomery all ready gave LA free win today.

    2. Pecan Sandy

      Boston was unstoppable. That was very difficult for me to admit as an Orioles fan.

    3. The baseball season is over. :woohoo:

  29. CPRM

    @ Mojeaux Have you tried Angstify to get your writing groove back on track?

    1. Mojeaux

      I NEED THAT!!! Except without anal bleeding.

      1. CPRM

        You gotta pay the price somehow.

      2. Chafed

        So the IBS is acceptable?

        1. Mojeaux

          Oh, I suppose.

    1. CPRM

      Make her and the daughter have a history of ‘experimenting’ and it’s just like 90% of the internet, so nothing special.

      1. Brochettaward

        90’s internet was best internet.

        1. CPRM

          +2 hours to load the porno gif

          1. Soyboy

            You appreciate it more.

    2. Luther Baldwin

      “it’s nobody’s business but yours” […] he said

      “Which is why we ran straight to a reporter to tell our story.”

    3. I think I saw that one on pornhub…

      1. Playa Manhattan

        The plot just isn’t that believable when they all have the same tattoos.

    4. mr simple

      But, we hit it off, we like the same music and are both old souls.

      Also, one of them is an old body.

    1. Nothing can stop porn. Nothing.

  30. mr simple

    The president fails at his job by tweeting about baseball.

    1. CPRM

      So many meaningless words about Trumps baseball brainfart. They’re not obsessed, you’re obsessed!

      1. CPRM

        The same media that spent 8 years fawning over how cool Obama was because he did final four brackets thinks it is totally horrid that a president comment on sports. #whataboutism I guess, because the past doesn’t matter unless someone claims you grabbed their ass 50 years ago. Fuck these people for making me defend this stupid shit.

        1. mr simple

          Nah, pointing out hypocrisy isn’t actually whataboutism. The left just likes to torture the term to try to shield themselves from being called out.

          1. CPRM

            That sounds like a lot of whataboutism. What they do doesn’t matter, what matters is that everything people that are not them do is literally Fascism.

          2. CPRM

            Even if their solutions are Literally Fascist.

          3. Akira

            It even goes into meta-whataboutism:

            If a Republican criticized something Obama did, and a Democrat pointed out that G.W. Bush did the same thing, and the Republican replied with “whatbaoutism”, you know the Democrat would not accept that as a rebuttal.

    2. Trigger Hippie

      Shorter version: Trump is an impulsive boor who amuses himself by needling my ilk and I have a deadline to meet so, I’m going to do an armchair psychoanalysis on some mundane shit.

  31. Soyboy

    The Go-Go’s This Town has been stuck in my head for days

    1. Soyboy

      Go-Go’s’s*

      1. l0b0t

        My dad found it quite risible that I once went to see a double billing of A Flock Of Seagulls and the Go-Go’s (IIRC, Janus Landing in St. Pete , ’85 or ’86).

    2. l0b0t

      You’re lucky. I usually get jingles stuck in my head – “Dear Fab, we’re glad, they put real Borax in you!” or “Swing down Old’s 98 and let me ride!