Hello, my name is CPRM.  Everyone’s preferred pronoun is everyone.  Everyone thinks it is a crazy idea to have to conform to anyone else’s self identity.  Everyone identifies as a cismale.  If everyone wasn’t such a nice guy, everyone might feel compelled to use the force of law to make other people refer to everyone as everyone.  Everyone means, everyone does feel like everyone, you can’t deny everyone’s lived experience. Everyone once hallucinated everyone was Spider-Man after playing Spider-Man 2 on the PS2 for 20 hours straight before going to work. Everyone wondered why everyone couldn’t shoot webs and swing from the ceiling until everyone realized what was going on in everyone’s head.

It is true, everyone is fat. Everyone has manboobs. Everyone has had manboobs for a long time.  Everyone needs to lose some weight. Everyone thinks low carb diets work the best; but everyone loves beer too much.  Some people think everyone might be an alcoholic.  But everyone agrees everyone isn’t.  Everyone is a libertarian.  Everyone thinks people shouldn’t be forced to do anything against their will. Everyone is happy. Everyone is everyone’s proffered pronoun and if everyone doesn’t use it everyone will be pissed.  Everyone agrees with everyone on this. So everyone is in agreement that everyone should give everything everyone owns to everyone. Everyone is very pleased with the results of this policy and everyone agrees.