The dingers were the difference…

Hump Daaaaaaay! The Rd Sox doubled up the Dodgers to start off the World Series. Kershaw was Kershaw…playoff Kershaw. Winners of the big UCL games were: Bayern, Ajax, Roma, Juventus (over ManUre), Madrid, and Man City. And on the ice, the Red Wings continue to personify Detroit by sucking as much as possible.   Les Canadiens and the Maple Leafs are playing great, as are Boston and Carolina in the east.  Pittsburgh is getting it together and the (I hate to cll them this) Stanley Cup champ Cpitals are doing just fine again. In the west, the Preds, Avs and Jets are looking solid with the Blackhawks, Sharks and Mighty Duck Fucks nipping at their heels.  The Kings, Coyotes and Blues are sucking hind tit.  And that’s the day in sports.

The former ManUre star celebrates

Playwright Moss Hart was born on this day. As were famous G-man Melvin Purvis, bluesman Sonny Terry, football legend YA Tittle, musician The Big Bopper, notorious gangsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray, rocker Bill Wyman, underrated actor F Murray Abraham, drummer Jerry Edmonton, actor Kevin Kline, Canadian mass murderer Robert Pickton, oilman and psychotic soccer team owner Roman Abramovich, personality Tila Tequila, Mr Potato Head-looking soccer player Wayne Rooney, and Internet personality PewDiePie.

Its also the day Kepler succeeded Brahe as imperial mathematician to Rudolph II. Its also the day the Treaty of Westphalia was signed and Switzerland’s independence was recognized, West Virginia seceded from Virginia, “Black Thursday” on the stock exchange, Al Capone was sentenced for tax evasion, the (worthless) charter of the (worthless) United Nations went into effect (without any force behind it), Ike pledged support to South Vietnam, “The Manchurian candidate” hit the big screen, Zambia gained independence from the UK, Mick Jagger was busted for pot, the Yom Kippur War ended, Keith Richards was convicted for heroin possession, the Concorde made its last commercial flight, and Michael Schumacher won his fifth straight world drivers title.

And now I bring you…the links!

What could possibly go wrong? Not that it really matters in that single-party shithole.  But still…this is a bad precedent.

If only this were possible…

You can either give $38M you got for free to someone else or you can pretend you’re Monty Brewster. The Irish-American running against a hispanic in Texas is opting for the latter.

Somebody in South Carolina became a billionaire last night. Elsewhere across the country, tens of millions of people voluntarily paid the government and got nothing in return (me included).

The Darwin Awards are starting a music category. Also, “Canadian rapper” sounds weird to say.  Also, the last sentence of the story made me laugh.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously, what the fuck?

“And the best part is, when you’re famous they let you do it!”

“Actress” says “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE”. OTHER ACTRESS RESPONDS “NO, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!” Then both proceed to heap raise on each other. Fucking celebrities.

And I thought initiations by American fraternities were weird. What a pisser.

Bulgarian socialists say: keep voting until we get the results we want. Well, those dips hits will have to keep trying, I guess.

You get the good stuff today.  At least in my opinion. Which is what matters.

Now tell me what I should have played from the vast catalog in the comments. And have a great day!