Wednesday Afternoon Links

Hey guys, y’all tell me what’s good, because I don’t have anything to add today. I’m still… digesting… SugarFree’s latest story. So far I’ve vomited twice.

“It Just Got Easier to Make Hordes of Blood Cell-Sized Robots All at Once” — Huge progress, whether towards Utopia or Dystopia is difficult to say. I have been fascinated by the Drexlerian vision of nanotechnology since I first discovered it in… 2002? For those of you who don’t know about Eric Drexler, his ideas on diamondoid carbon chemistry, atomically precise mechanical assembly and how that might affect the future are basically the foundation of Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age.

“Pipe Bombs” sent to Clintons, Obamas, and CNN. I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but why would anyone target three groups that are waning in power? Oh, right, the type of people who mail pipe-bombs are idiots.

“It was for the girls”, Roger Daltry claims about The Who’s instrument smashing antics. I am strangely moved by his heartbreak over seeing a perfectly good guitar smashed.

Well, these Florida Girls have the Mean Girl thing down. Now we need a re-write of Heathers where the Heathers are the killers and Veronica and JD are fighting them.

 

How about a song from The Who with great shots of Bonham just absolutely smashing the kit.

Comments

480 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Endless Mike

    Pipe bombs and poison packages are the bitch moves of terrorism.

    1. Sean

      Can we stop calling them pipe bombs?

      The item in the CNN picture looked like the size of a fucking asthma inhaler.

      1. R C Dean

        I remain to be convinced that those things could actually explode. Classically, your mailed in bomb explodes when the package is opened. What was the trigger on those things?

        1. commodious spittoon

          The left got good and triggered, which I suspect was the purpose, whoever dunnit.

  2. Tres Cool

    Fu*k me gently with a chainsaw, Heather

  3. Count Potato

    “Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age”

    I couldn’t finish that book.

    1. Grummun

      I couldn’t either, because somewhere before the end, Stephenson stopped writing it. Conclusions are for hack writers insecure in their artistic vision, apparently.

    2. C. Anacreon

      I also had a hard time finishing Neil Diamond’s “The Stephenson Age”.

  4. Tres Cool

    I was more on-topic.
    So HIT THAT ISH !

    1. Who bombs the Nasdaq? It’s not like they’re a real stock exchange anyway.

    2. Suthenboy

      Is there anyone who hasn’t gotten a pipe bomb in the mail? I am scared to check my mail.

      1. Drake

        Not a single one of them has exploded, which makes me suspicious it’s the equivalent of fake campus racist graffiti.

          1. C. Anacreon

            This has seemed like a false-flag operation to me from the get-go.

        1. commodious spittoon

          EVIL ALT-RIGHT NAZIS COMPLAIN MORE BOMBS DIDN’T EXPLODE!!!

        2. prolefeed

          I’ll say this much for the Austin bomber — his bombs actually exploded. Evil, but at least competent.

          My guesses for who sent these things:

          1) Some yahoo as a practical joke.

          2) Some lone sociopath.

          3) A false flag operation.

          4) Something that would actually justify the whole “Republicans are Teh Evul” thing that seems to be the MSM talking point.

          And the conclusion seems to be that a Republican sent it, even though the only evidence so far (the return address) would “credibly” point to Debbie W-S.

          1. Brett L

            Murderous Bernie Bros?

  5. Dr. Fronkensteen

    You don’t digest Sugar Free stories. Sugar Free stories digest you.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      If you’re having trouble digesting and vomiting, you should really stop putting it back into your mouth.

  6. Tundra

    How about a song from The Who with great shots of Bonham just absolutely smashing the kit.

    Trolling?

    1. Michael

      Ouch. I didn’t catch that until you mentioned it.

      On a related note, one of Moon’s best recorded performances is The Who’s part in The Stones’ Rock and Roll Circus.

  7. Count Potato

    “Daltrey claimed Townshend, now 73, attempted to cover up the error by smashing the guitars to pieces — and it worked.”

    Then he claim child porn was “research”.

  8. Pan Zagloba

    Tonio, Grizzly, stay out of Canada!

    Michalchuk said it’s not uncommon for homeowners to use guns to protect themselves and their property from bears in the Bella Coola Valley, which is about 420 kilometres northwest of Vancouver.

    First, 420.
    Second, I can hear people in Toronto fainting from here.

    1. grrizzly

      GRIZZLY LIVES MATTER

      1. jesse.in.mb

        I know this is a bit late, but how did you feel about the Beadnose win?

        1. grrizzly

          When I was at the Brooks Falls a few years ago, only male bears were fishing. The rangers mentioned that a few days earlier a female bear had been found killed. It’s good to know that gender equality has finally arrived to the Brooks River.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Canadians agree!

        Michalchuk told the CBC he’s been met with backlash and threats since the video was posted 10 days ago, with many asking why the father of two would provoke an aggressive mother bear with cubs.

  9. Nephilium

    Sorry to send a new link in so early, but genius level debate from GQ:

    Republicans Hate You

    Republicans hate a true representative democracy, writes Drew Magary. And if they hate that, then they hate America. And if they hate America, then they hate you. Vote them out.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Drew Magary is an American journalist, humor columnist, and novelist. He is a columnist for Deadspin…..

      Stop right there.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Do you love me? Will you love me forever?

        1. pistoffnick

          Baby, baby, let me sleep on it.

      1. Count Potato

        Do you know who else was born in Austria?

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Franz Ferdinand?

        2. Nephilium

          Ahnold?

        3. Winston

          Paul Hogan?

        4. Tundra

          FALCO, GODDAMMIT!

          How many times do I have to tell you?

        5. Bobarian LMD

          Mel Gibson?

          1. Enough About Palin

            I laughed.

        6. Soyboy

          Austria, Australia, potato, potahto

        7. Those who speak Austrian?

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        de Tocqueville was such a bitch

    2. The projection… it burns…

    3. Ed Wuncler

      Hahahaha, what a bunch of clowns. The Left been saying this shit since the G.W. Bush Administration. Whenever they lose an election or don’t get an outright majority, they always use the excuse that the Republicans hate democracy.

      I used to dream of being a journalist when I was a kid because I thought they had integrity and brains but apparently, you don’t need to have those qualities to work in the field today.

      1. Suthenboy

        I think those disqualify you, dont they?

        1. Ed Wuncler

          Yeah. I wouldn’t make it a day because I would actually try to tell the story as oppose to trotting out some agenda under the guise of being impartial.

        2. OneOut

          Don’t need ?

          Can’t have is more like it.

    4. Certified Public Asshat

      They even hate teachers. You ever meet a teacher? They’re fucking saints, man. It doesn’t matter. Republicans hate them and would rather die than pay teachers a living wage.

      I have met teachers, but never a teacher that was a saint.

      1. I’ve met plenty of teachers, too. Some were good folks. Others were lazy narcissistic assholes who had emotional maturity on par with their students. Too bad we can’t fire the latter.

      2. kbolino

        What full-time teacher doesn’t make “a living wage”?

        Funding on education has increased threefold in real dollars in the past 40 years. If teachers’ salaries are stagnant, the problem has nothing to do with Republicans hating teachers.

      3. Ed Wuncler

        I have a lot of respect for the GOOD teachers and know plenty of them. But I’ve also met a lot of teachers who have this martyr complex and think society owes them something because they made the choice to be a teacher.

        And also, I hate the fact that they make teachers unions and teachers themselves interchangeable but this was done on purpose. If you complain about the unions, they make it seem like you are complaining about teachers.

        1. C. Anacreon

          PJ O’Rourke once said it best: “Anyone who doesn’t understand the problems in US public education never dated an Elementary Education major in college.”

        2. Akira

          A bunch of people at work pool money for a lottery ticket every week. They kind of tease me about not participating and thus losing out on the jackpot, and I tease them back about playing the game of chance with odds even worse than a slot machine.

          Their reply is usually “well, at least the money goes to the schools“.

          I have to resist the urge to go on an explosive rant in the middle of the office about the kind of scumsucking bureaucrats who have their hands in that money before a few measly bucks trickle down to some poor little schoolkids.

      4. Suzy Creamcheese

        My ex and his wife are both teachers. Nope. They’re a couple miracles short of being saints.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      GQ: Gentlemen Quackery.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        gentlemen’s – just noticed.

    6. kbolino

      Do the Democrats propose increasing the number of members of the House of Representatives? No.

      Do the Democrats propose breaking up large states to make the Senate more representative? No.

      Do the Democrats have a problem with gerrymandering when it’s done in Democrat-controlled states like Maryland Illinois? No.

      Do the Democrats understand that bicameralism with one house not apportioned by population ensures balanced representation rather than raw majoritarianism? No.

      Do the Democrats understand the purpose of the electoral college? No.

      Looks like they hate us too.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Support for ratification of the 17th Amendment was pretty bipartisan as well.

    7. Chipwooder

      I remember when Drew Magary was just a particularly vulgar sports blogger who was damned funny. Ah, those were the days.

    8. Rebel Scum

      Republicans hate a true representative democracy,

      I take it that “representative democracy” does not mean Constitutional Republic to this person.

      1. To this person I suspect “Representative Democracy” means “Outcomes I support”.

      2. kbolino

        It seems to be, the will of the majority of the votes cast in the most recent election, regardless of the purpose or jurisdiction of that election, unless the outcome can be called “populist” or disagrees with what technocrats want.

    9. Pan Zagloba

      Your journalists now write at level of Pravda in the 50s. And at least that was the party organ.

      At least you might get Ilya Ehrenburg eventually.

      1. R C Dean

        You know who else had a party organ?

        1. Spudalicious

          Hillary?

        2. Count Potato

          Jools Holland?

          1. Soyboy

            lol

    10. wdalasio

      genius level debate from GQ

      On one hand, it’s the level of intellectual sophistication I’d expect from what is, after all, a men’s fashion magazine.

      What’s changed is that, even twenty or thirty years ago, fashion magazines at least understood they didn’t have much of substance to add to the discussion.

    11. Drew Magary sucks.

  10. Sean

    The two female students, ages 11 and 12, were apparently found hiding inside a bathroom just before they planned to carry out the attack.

    Seriously? 11 and 12?

    I need to build a bunker.

    1. Count Potato

      Pics or it didn’t happen?

      1. Bobarian LMD

        He said he’ll be in his bunker.

    2. Sorry, that note clearly says “GO TO BILL IN BATHROOM”

      Are the Bartow PD on the trail of this Bill character?

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    Apologies to GlibFit:

    McDonald’s adds its first new breakfast sandwich in 5 years

    Triple Breakfast Stacks will hit menus on November 1. They’re modified versions of McDonald’s popular Egg McMuffin — they will include two slices of American cheese, two sausage patties, bacon and an egg, The sandwiches are available on a McMuffin, biscuit, or McGriddles cakes.

    The new items are designed to help McDonald’s solve a problem: Fewer Americans are eating at the fast food chain. A new breakfast could help bring them back.

    I’m not sure a difficult to eat breakfast sandwich is the way to bring people back, but I’d probably try one at least.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Whistling past the graveyard. How about improving the quality of the product? Fuck the vegans, use beef tallow in the fryer, and stop serving microwaved pre cooked food as “fresh”.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Quarter Pounders have actually been improved recently. But their price went up a significant tick.

        1. Enough About Palin

          Fillet-O-Fish as well. I recently bought two of them and it cost me nine dollars and change.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Fridays, the franchise around here does a $2/Filet.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      If I’m eating breakfast on the go, the sole purpose is to make me not hungry anymore. There’s just no need for that.

    3. Fourscore

      I’m waiting until they put a calorie count on that gem.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Burger King had that one breakfast sandwich that was like 1350 calories. Decadent.

  12. Count Potato

    “After being brought to the principal’s office, officers on campus discovered the girls had armed themselves with several weapons including paring and butcher knives, along with a pizza cutter, and planned to attack other students during the school day.”

    A pizza wheel?

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      They also composed a map with “kill in bathroom”. Not our best and brightest.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Some 11 and 12 year old girls, I assume, are good people.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          As the proud parent of an 11 year old girl, I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree here.

          1. Rasilio

            I was gonna say.

            You would never hear OMWC make such a statement of 12 year old girls, he has experience with them, something HM is clearly lacking

        2. Sean

          *golf clap*

    2. Ban assault pizza cutters.

    3. Suthenboy

      “A pizza wheel?”

      Have you ever made the mistake of sharpening one of those fuckers? I mean really sharp, not fake sharp like most people do. Holy crap, no matter how hard you try you cant keep from cutting yourself and everything in the house. It isnt even safe to keep in a locked drawer.

      1. Does it have that thing that goes up?

      2. Bobarian LMD

        I had a razor sharp fabric cutter that met that description. It was about as safe as having two plutonium-gallium hemispheres in the same drawer.

      3. mindyourbusiness

        Mezzaluna ftw.

    4. R C Dean

      The pizza cutter may have been one of those long, rocking cutters.

      We have an old school papercutter in our office. While we were doing our active shooter training, it occurred to me that the blade on that thing would make a brutal weapon (and it would – sharp as hell and heavy). I then replaced the nut holding the blade on with a wingnut so I could take it off in an emergency. The only downside is that the papercutter is on the diametrically opposite end of our offices from where I sit.

      1. Count Potato

        “The pizza cutter may have been one of those long, rocking cutters.”

        The picture shows a pizza wheel though.

  13. Get a load of these shitlords.

    https://vimeo.com/197998528

    I thought the noble savages lived in peace and harmony with nature. Not violating innocent trees after extorting “consent” out of them. This is dendro-rape if I’ve ever seen it.

    1. Suthenboy

      Consent of the tree? What the fuck is he talking about?

      1. Suzy Creamcheese

        ” Hi Tree. I’m going to cut you down, if that’s not okay, just say so. If it IS okay, just don’t say anything”

  14. These chesty babes will make you wish for the topfree movement to gain traction.

    http://archive.is/lrLPP

    I had to do about three takes on 6. If that’s not an ex-girlfriend, it’s her long, lost, separated-at-birth identical twin. Also, 4 wins.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      The ones that want to go topfree are the ones you don’t want to go topless.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      My boner was killed by 32’s outie.

      It’s like her intestines have a clitoris.

      1. SugarFree to the courtesy telephone please…

        1. SugarFree

          I agree, but also think he misses the erotic possibilities.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            If your junk can reach, it makes buttsecks better?

          2. SugarFree

            Or an outie makes anal more pleasurable for her. Her butt clit is exposed and ready to receive pleasure.

            Blow on it gently. Nibble it. Take the outie into your mouth and suck it lightly. She might have a buttgasm from that alone.

          3. Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

          4. SugarFree

            This place is my newsletter.

            And my love letter.

          5. Jarflax

            SF writes the love letters that lead to hate fucks.

          6. Pan Zagloba

            …says the man who sees endless erotic possibilities in “Good morning”.

    3. Count Potato

      #36

    4. prolefeed

      #13 came closest to being the thicc melanin-enhanced look that is my go to.

      Not very close, but compared to the skinny white girls in this list …

    5. dontreadonme

      11
      Flounder
      Bass
      Tits
      And
      Ass
      That is all.

  15. DrOtto

    Re the earlier conversation on the Stones – The Who > The Rolling Stones > The Beatles

    1. Winston

      Old Fogie Music Groups all mesh together in my head.

      1. Tundra

        Kind of like mom’s boyfriends, huh?

        1. Chafed

          That was beautiful. Take a bow Tundra.

        2. “Yeah.”

          /Kicks pebble.

          /Charlie Browns it out of the room.

    2. Tundra

      I’ll agree, although the Stones and Beatles are awfully close. The Who leaves them behind.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      The Beatles are the greatest ever and then there’s everyone else.

      I have spoken.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        You have spoken. And spoken poorly.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          That voice really comes from the guy with his hand up your butt.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        The Beatles suck.

        1. Count Potato

          Nah.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            I know what I said. SUCK.

          2. C. Anacreon

            Sorry, but people born after the Beatles broke up really don’t get to vote on this.

        2. Ed Wuncler

          +1

        3. Mad Scientist

          +2

      3. Have you listened to the Beatles? Or have you simply never listened to anything but them?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          I listen to them on a constant loop.

          Over and over and over.

          I sometimes listen to the Hockey Night in Canada theme song circa 1965 but it’s The Beatles all the time.

          In fact, I destroyed my record library of over 2000 but kept only The Beatles because The Beatles forever.

      4. Rufus the Monocled

        I SAID I HAVE SPOKEN.

        1. But have you listened? It doesn’t sound like it.

      5. Grummun

        The Beatles are the greatest ever

        I think someone spiked your poutine with Drano, brother (bonus Heather’s reference: “I’m a no rust buildup kind of guy.”)

        I look at the few Beatles songs I like, and they’re all George Harrison songs. Lennon and McCartny can push off.

        1. I find myself liking the Harrison songs the most, too.

      6. Paul’s fascination with that calliope bullshit almost brought them down.

        I prefer Stones because, well, they were more rock than pop.

    4. LJW

      The Kinks> The Who> TRS> Beatles

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Bieber > Everybody Else

        1. Chipwooder

          The Misfits > everyone else

          1. LJW

            Funny just saw a Vespa painted black drive by as I’m sitting in my car reading this.

          2. LJW

            *Vespa painted black with a misfits logo

      2. DrOtto

        Touche

    5. Rasilio

      The Who is definitely #1 but if we are gonna go with the big name Brit bands I would put the order at…

      The Who > Led Zepplin > The Beatles > > > The Rolling Stones

      and while I rank the Beatles below both The Who in terms of listenability I’d probably have them tied with The Who in importance as they got their start more than a decade earlier than the rest

      1. Drake

        I’d rather listen to the Kinks, the Animals, Cream, original FleetwodMac, and Bluesbreakers than any of them.

        1. C. Anacreon

          No Yardbirds?

          1. Suzy Creamcheese

            YES!

  16. Negroni Please

    Tales of government woe:

    When we bought a new car in Florida they told us they do electronic car titles now. Seemed to make sense to me. One less stupid document to lose.

    Trying to retitle that car in CO and they won’t accept my receipt for electronic title (that has all relevant title information) and they require an official paper title. Florida wants to charge me 70 bucks to send CO an electronic copy they wont accept and 80 bucks to change that electronic title into a paper title so CO can stamp it and destroy it and give me a new CO title.

    Fuck you America.

    1. What happened to the “full faith and credit” clause?

      1. “We’ll give it full faith and credit when delivered in a form we accept.”

        1. Enough About Palin

          Exactly. Most of the parking ramps in Minneapolis say “Credit and Debit Cards Only”

          But my cash says “THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE” (caps in the original).

          WTF???

          1. Gadfly

            Prepayment is not payment of a debt, so they are technically within their rights to refuse the cash. If you refuse to pay, park there, and are sent a bill later, that is a debt, for which they cannot refuse cash payment. Preferably in mixed change.

          2. Nephilium

            If memory serves, there was a court case about that. The court decision was that until you’ve entered into the contract by the exchange of goods or services, you don’t have a debt. Therefore, you could make it a condition of the sale that you would only accept payment in agreed upon means (credit, check, debit, etc.). I’ll let one of the lawerly ones enact my labor and find the case, as I’m finally getting out of work.

          3. Fourscore

            I checked into the Mpls Airport parking lot of Sat evening with my credit card. Then on leaving the machine wouldn’t accept the same card, I tried 2 others. Finally had to back out and move to the “Cash Only”. Luckily there was not 3 cars behind me. I’m waiting now to see if one day I’ll get a big bill ’cause they might think my car has been abandoned somewhere in the confines of the ramp

          4. Aus

            Wtf is a parking ramp?

            Is that like a parking garage?

            If so, as a fellow citizen I urge you, please voluntarily stop using cash in parking garages, it’s so much more costly, difficult, and risky for all parties. Nobody wants to be behind the one jackass in the parking garage insisting on paying with cash. Please, just stay home if you’re so stubborn.

            Also, are these public or private garages?

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      But look at all that paper You saved!

    3. You can’t just get a VIN inspection and get a new title altogether?

      1. Negroni Please

        They accepted the VIN verification from the purchase order. But they REQUIRE title and registration to prove ownership. Apparently my fucking receipt for the car is insufficient to prove I own it.

        1. That sucks.

          I don’t know if they changed the rules since then, but the last time I bought a car it was a private sale and all I needed was a signed bill of sale.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Question for you and all of the other mountain drivers:

            How often do you have to put on chains?

            I’m going to mammoth a few times this year, and I’m trying to decide if it’s worth it to get a set now.

          2. I don’t ever use chains myself; but I have really aggressive tires and 4 wheel drive so I’ve never felt it necessary or had a problem.

            People I know that do use chains really only use if they’re driving at freeway speeds following a really big snowfall. I doubt you’ll need them.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            I have a Lexus GX 460 (the GX and LX are a re-badged Toyota Land Cruisers) with all time 4WD and 18″ BF Goodrich KO2 all terrain tires. When the CHP implements chain control, I’m exempt from R1 and R2. I’ve never been in R3, but it’s pretty much Donner Party territory.

            Mammoth isn’t really “mountain driving” other than the high altitude. It’s US highway 395.

          4. You’ll be fine with that setup.

          5. B.P.

            I’ve never used chains. Just have some decent all-weather tires. If you’re driving through a major dump with lots of snow on the road, everyone will be driving pretty slowly so just go with the flow.

          6. Playa Manhattan

            CA is pretty strict because people don’t know how to drive in snow. I’m probably going to have to carry some with me even if I don’t use them.

          7. Gustave Lytton

            Call a Les Schwab on your route there about 1-2 weeks before you go up, and have them set aside a pair of quick fits in your tire size. Sometimes they run out if you just stop by. If you don’t use them, you can return them for a refund at the end of snow season.

            https://www.lesschwab.com/more/tire-chains

          8. Gustave Lytton

            Or fly. I think United is starting service there to replace Alaska after they pulled out.

          9. Playa Manhattan

            A lot of people have mentioned that. If you don’t use them, you get your money back.

            Not a great business model.

          10. Gustave Lytton

            I imagine a lot of people never return them. I did it one year, and realized I preferred my time over the cost of going back & forth.

            Besides, it’s advertising to get the name in peoples’ minds, chance to sell for higher value products like tires, and reinforces their “nice guy” image.

            Personally, I’d buy my tires elsewhere, I think the general service level has slipped since Schwab died, and far too many fuck up stories from others, but the chains are decent and I’ve used them several winters since.

          11. prolefeed

            Unless you have some old school rear wheel drive car, you should be OK in light snow.

            Having thin tires that cut through the snow instead of wide sunshine ready tires would help immensely.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          Well, there could be another receipt…

    4. Count Potato

      Isn’t there a form for when the title is missing?

      1. Negroni Please

        If you don’t have a title they will let you register it IF there’s a lienholder. But if you own it apparently you have to have the title. At least that’s what the bureaucrat told me. Who knows. Maybe on different day with a different bureaucrat all will be well

        1. Count Potato

          “Maybe on different day with a different bureaucrat all will be well”

          That’s happened to me. Maybe check their website?

          1. Negroni Please

            Yeah the website says I have to have it. I don’t see why they can’t take the relevant information from the title receipt and confirm title with FL.

            Oh wait yes I can.

            That would be a pain in the ass for them. Much better to do it this way which is a pain in the ass for me.

          2. DrOtto

            Drive with Florida plates till you get pulled over. I had a customer from NC that kept his plates/expired tabs 7 years after moving to TX. Never got stopped for it. The car died before it was a legal issue.

          3. prolefeed

            I made it about a year and half in TX with expired Hawaii plates before some county mounties pulled me over. But, cheap as registration is in TX, and life threatening as any encounter with cops can be, most people just knuckle under and change the plates ASAP.

    5. Mad Scientist

      I had a similar issue with a small self-assembled trailer I bought to haul a motorcycle from Ohio to Arizona. Ohio doesn’t issue titles for vehicles that cost less than $500. And Arizona wouldn’t give me a license plate or a title without a title from Ohio. This was, apparently, because I couldn’t prove I had ever paid sales tax on it. Long story short, I ended up abandoning the trailer in the AZ DMV parking lot, and it is my sincere hope that some DMV peon had to fill out 50 fucking forms in order to move it, store it, or crush it.

  17. The Other Kevin

    I haven’t been following the news about the bombs, so I’ll just assume that right after they talk about Trump’s inflammatory rhetoric, they include some quotes by Democrat politicians calling for people to stop being civil, start getting in people’s faces, and IIRC calling for violence against Republicans.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Notice they are all Expendable now? Hil, O, DWS………
      /Bombs look fake as fuck

  18. Rufus the Monocled

    Over/under it was a left-wing loon who sent those?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      50/50.

      Either a false-flag antifa, or a Ted Kazinski like right wing nutter.

    2. Chipwooder

      Seeing as how this happened right before the midterms with the “blue wave” looking like a flop? Yeah, I can buy it.

    3. Drake

      90/10 at least until one of them actually explodes.

      1. WTF

        Yeah the way they were all delivered at the same time, no proof they are actually working bombs, and the ramping up of Trump criticism and blame to conveniently bury the mob narrative right before the midterms with the dems in trouble just screams false flag. And not but a lone nutter.

    4. Gerry Rigg

      Given that they’ve also sent them to the Nasdaq office and the White House (or at least tried to), I’d say the odds are higher of it being a BernieBro or some such.

    5. Count Potato

      I’m guessing Antifa based on the bombs’ effectiveness.

  19. It must be nice to be a delivery person who can look at a door with one house number on it, look at a package with a different house number on it and leave the box anyway.

    I ended up putting the boxes by the correct house for them.

    1. CampingInYourPark

      You’re the ‘suspicious package’ villain?

      1. Hey! It’s anything but suspicious.

  20. CampingInYourPark

    “It was for the girls”, Roger Daltry claims about The Who’s instrument smashing antics.

    Is this sarcasm, because I thought Pete came out of the closet a long time ago?

  21. Bobarian LMD

    Why would John Bonham smash Keith Moon’s drums?

  22. Playa Manhattan

    What’s dumber that sending a pipe bomb through the mail?

    Claiming you got one when you didn’t.

    I’m looking at you, Cuomo.

    1. Rebel Scum

      He just feels left out.

    2. Luther Baldwin

      LOL

      But police later said his office didn’t receive a bomb — it was just an envelope containing the thumb drive. A Cuomo spokesman said the files were about far-right organization the Proud Boys.

      Have they never heard of email?

      1. Cuomo doesn’t do e-mail.

        He found out the servers log it, and it is FOILable.

        1. Are we talking about Andrew or Chris?

          1. Andy.

            The Freedom Of Information Law doesn’t apply to CNN’s e-mail.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda, are you saying that #BlowMeToo is going to be the next big thing?

      All the vain girls will be claiming that they too had unwanted pipe bombs sent to them. Pretty soon it will get so bad that the publisher of the local coupon circular will be accused of sending unwanted explosives to women.

      The next SC nominee will have his nomination derailed by charges that he once threw a cherry bomb 40 years ago.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        And the terrorists were pardoned by Clinton and Obama.

        Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

    1. Rufus the Monocled
      1. CampingInYourPark

        One has to wonder how long it took Daltrey to come up with that choreography

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Love the outfit.

        2. Enough About Palin

          It’s a little known fact that he’s a member of the Lollipop Guild.

    2. CampingInYourPark

      Towshend is a terrible tambourine player. That video reminds me of The Last Waltz where Robbie Robertson struts around like a veritable assclown while everyone with actual musical talent goes on about their business.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Ah. Chalk you down as falling on the side of Levon Helms.

        All I know is I need to find and wear Van Morrison’s outfit.

  23. Winston

    https://mises.org/library/rise-fall-and-renaissance-classical-liberalism

    Then, for reasons still unclear, the tide began to turn against the liberals. Part of the reason is surely the rise of the new class of intellectuals that proliferated everywhere. That they owed their very existence to the wealth generated by the capitalist system did not prevent most of them from incessantly gnawing away at capitalism, indicting it for every problem they could point to in modern society.

    At the same time, voluntary solutions to these problems were preempted by state functionaries anxious to expand their domain. The rise of democracy may well have contributed to liberalism’s decline by aggravating an age-old feature of politics — the scramble for special privilege. Businesses, labor unions, farmers, bureaucrats, and other interest groups vied for state privileges — and found intellectual demagogues to rationalize their depredations. The area of state control grew, at the expense, as William Graham Sumner pointed out, of “the forgotten man” — the quiet, productive individual who asks no favor of government and, through his work, keeps the whole system going.

    The kings of Europe raised a novel claim: they declared that they were appointed by God to be the fountainhead of all life and activity in society. Accordingly, they sought to direct religion, culture, politics, and, especially, the economic life of the people. To support their burgeoning bureaucracies and constant wars, the rulers required ever-increasing quantities of taxes, which they tried to squeeze out of their subjects in ways that were contrary to precedent and custom.

    Thank goodness this doesn’t resemble modern Life at all.

    1. kbolino

      Then, for reasons still unclear, the tide began to turn against the liberals.

      An unexhaustive list of the reasons:

      1. World War I
      2. World War II

      The wars of aristocracy and fascism may have destroyed those ideologies, but they took liberalism down with them.

      1. Winston

        Most certainly. The World Wars discredited classical liberalism. The draft and the War economy did grave damage to classical liberal ideals. The former meant that governments still owned you and the latter made planned economies look good.

        1. Jarflax

          Don’t discount the effects of the battlefield itself. Particularly in WWI the failure of the British and French to learn the lessons of our Civil War wiped out a significant part of their most responsible young men. Classical Liberalism, for all its emphasis on liberty is very dependent on continuity in social institutions, particularly concepts of responsible participation in government. Kill off too many of the upcoming leadership as civic duty population and you open the door wide for the leadership as a path to spoils types.

          1. Winston

            I also forgot how the fate of returning soldiers had an effect too. These guys Saved Civilization and if they end up being unemployable and disabled (physically and mentally) then how is that just?

  24. Tundra

    The nanotech article is very cool, but having spent some time in the MEMS world, I’ll just look forward to commercialization sometime in my 80’s.

    Strano, who wrote the letters “M,” “I,” and “T” into a new mass-produced syncell to prove their effectiveness, sees the new method as a gamechanger.

    “I think it opens up a whole new toolkit for micro- and nanofabrication,” he says.

    Gamechanger. You should raise a bunch of money, dude!

  25. Winston

    Turdeau jr. gave us legal pot but he also wants to take our guns and wants a carbon tax. Sounds like pot legalization isn’t necessarily evidence of libertarianism.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Freedom for me. Not for thee.

      1. MikeS

        Freedom for me. Pot for thee.

    2. Suthenboy

      If you want an economy to behave like someone kicked in the balls by a mule, institute a carbon tax.

      He needs to stick to picking out socks.

      1. Winston

        Niskanen and Reason disagree/

        1. Jarflax

          They used to. Now they march in lockstep.

  26. Count Potato

    “Brothers face $450,000 in penalties for removing trees from their property

    CANTON TWP., MI — Brothers Gary and Matt Percy could face nearly half a million dollars in penalties for removing more than 1,400 trees from their property without permission from Canton Township.

    The two own a 16-acre property off of Yost Road, east of Belleville Road in Canton Township with the intention of creating a Christmas tree farm on the plot, according to their attorney, Michael J. Pattwell.

    The land was filled with “invasive plants like phragmites, buckthorn and autumn olive,” he said.

    “Canton Tree Police showed up,” said Pattwell. “Canton Township’s tree removal ordinance prohibits landowners from removing trees from private property without government permission, which may be obtained by either payment into the township’s so-called tree fund or on-site replacement with trees of certain designated trunk diameters.”

    https://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2018/10/brothers_could_pay_nearly_half.html

    WTF?

    1. I don’t understand how that is remotely constitutional.

      1. leon

        FYTW

    2. Playa Manhattan

      “for removing more than 1,400 trees from their property without permission”

      Um…. whose property is it?

      1. Shut up, Peasant, and beg permission first!

      2. Bobarian LMD

        The township’s, obviously.

      3. Gadfly

        The forests have always belonged to the king.

    3. Chipwooder

      As Glenn Reynolds says, tar. Feathers. Some assembly required.

    4. PBRstreetgang

      I’m going to learn how to play an instrument just so I can form a band and call us the “Canton Tree Police”

    5. Playa Manhattan

      I got into it with the HOA over some trees dropping leaves on my patio.

      I gave them a week to trim it. They didn’t.

      I cut down about half of it and left it there for them to clean up. It was gone the next day.

    6. Suthenboy

      Who would be stupid enough to buy land or pay property tax in a place like that?

      1. Count Potato

        You might not know unless you hired someone to research it.

    7. Raston Bot

      how is this not a taking?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Because it still belongs to them. They own all that land and the trees on it. All that the township is asking for is that they ask for permission to use that land or do anything with the trees first. And obey the township board if they don’t give permission. But they totally own everything.

    8. Pope Jimbo

      And they wonder who sent all those pipe bombs?

      I think we found the culprits. And to be honest, the govt better hope I don’t get on that jury because I’d acquit the brothers in a minute.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    The Beatles suck.

    They didn’t really hit full stride at sucking until the late ’60s. Before that, they were mediocre.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    “Canton Tree Police showed up,” said Pattwell. “Canton Township’s tree removal ordinance prohibits landowners from removing trees from private property without government permission, which may be obtained by either payment into the township’s so-called tree fund or on-site replacement with trees of certain designated trunk diameters.”

    *clutches chest, falls out of chair*

    1. “private”

      They keep using that word. They don’t think it means what I think it means.

  29. Winston

    Anyway John Tory was re-elected mayor of Toronto. I find it hilarious that this guy, the literal embodiment of white privilege in Canada, has gotten a pretty easy ride. Until 2014 his record was pretty much of failure. Lost the mayoralty in 2003, failed against in the 2007 provincial election, lost his seat to the former premier of Ontario, lost his bid to regain his seat in 2009. Oh and he ran the 1993 PC campaign that saw them go from 169 seats to just 2.

    But he was lucky that he Rob Ford’s drug problems and then cancer followed by Olivia Chow stumbling so he won in 2014 and this time the Lefties on council didn’t challenge him and Faith Goldy was marginalized so he was re-elected.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      That destruction was epic.

      Liberals and Democrats need the same beat down.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      I’d comment but I’m still pissed about Vancouver municipal elections.

      Not only did MRS DOUBTFIRE not get elected a school board trustee, MRS DOUBTFIRE was the lowest-ranked candidate with 5500 or so votes. This city sucks.

      On the other hand, we had a voting slate that described itself as “broadly libertarian”, which is like having a group of candidates declare themselves “broadly atheist” in Utah…

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Anything special about Mrs. Doubtfire other than being fairly entertaining?

        1. Pan Zagloba

          Literally nothing except the name (MRS DOUBTFIRE in all caps) was on the voter info page. No policy, no picture, nothing.

          If that’s not the perfect libertarian candidate I don’t know what is.

          (I lie, I know – it’s John McAfee on all the drugs)

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Ah. Too funny.

    1. Count Potato

      “When I disagree with a conservative friend or colleague on some political issue, I have no fear of speaking my mind. I talk, they listen, they respond, I talk some more, and at the end of it we get along just as we always have. But I’ve discovered that when a progressive friend says something with which I disagree or that I know to be incorrect, I’m hesitant to point it out. This hesitancy is a consequence of the different treatment one tends to receive from those on the Right and Left when expressing a difference of opinion. I am not, as it turns out, the only one who has noticed this.”

      I’ve noticed the same thing.

      1. Winston

        Probably has do with the progressive domination of our thought leaders. Conservatives and libertarian are exposed to alternative viewpoints all the time and have to live with that fact while progressives aren’t exposed to many alternative views.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        That’s been my experience for years.

        About 25 years ago, I remember listening to my mother’s side of the family – Pentecostals – debating about politics and history. They were pretty knowledgeable and extremely polite and civil towards some asshole lefty who was acting like a complete jackass. They were approaching it the discussion with respect and he was laughing in their faces.

        Here’s the kicker: They weren’t saying anything remotely wrong or bad. He just disagreed with them. He just hated they were religious.

        As for me, I just sat there playing with my balls with a stupid grin.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          These euphemisms.

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            Actually not even an euphemism. I’ll change that to phrasing.

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Probably more enjoyable if you play with your balls with your hands. I don’t know where your Ed Gein hands got a stupid grin, but it is creepy as fuck.

        3. As for me, I just sat there playing with my balls with a stupid grin.

          Yeah, but you did that all the time anyway.

      3. Chipwooder

        What, you don’t like people who shriek insults in your face?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          I especially love the passive-aggressive ones who roll their eyes.

          1. Rebel Scum

            They consider that an argument because you troglodyte.

        2. I prefer those who roundhouse kick my “phone”

      4. CPRM

        #metoo

      5. jesse.in.mb

        I’ve noticed the same thing.

        I dunno. I have clusters of people on both sides of the aisle who get really personally bent out of shape of minor disagreements on politics. It seems way less about ideological position and more about who they get their info from. The ones who are thoughtful and well-read want to have a conversation, understand the finer points of your argument and respond, but the ones who get their positions spoonfed by OccupyDemocrats of Praeger U. are the ones that get butthurt if you try to disagree with them because their knowledge is shallow and they *can’t* have that conversation with you without showing that they’re paper tigers.

        1. I think you have to set aside the rabid partisans first. For many of them, politics is a blood sport. They’re goung to do everything they can to win.

          Looking only at people who don’t regularly bicker about the day to day political goings on, I think progs are much more likely to have some extreme emotional reaction to wrong think than conservatives. I think this is especially true when SoCons are properly lumped in with their prog progeny.

          Maybe that’s because ideological conservatives are more libertarian than ideological progs? Maybe it’s because mainstream culture is an echo chamber for leftist views? Maybe it’s because authoritarianism requires the elimination of dissent? Idk. I have noticed the difference, though.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            Looking only at people who don’t regularly bicker about the day to day political goings on, I think progs are much more likely to have some extreme emotional reaction to wrong think than conservatives. I think this is especially true when SoCons are properly lumped in with their prog progeny.

            That seems like some serious goalpost moving in this case as I doubt that’s in the mind of the Quilette author, and was certainly not the terms I was thinking about as a response. Even with all of that. Look at how…shall we say vociferous…people get hanging out on Libertarian webforums, which would be the descendants of classical-liberalism-cum-market-conservatism you’re talking about.

          2. Florida Man

            I can argue here because of the delay between reading and posting. In real life I can wind up to 11 real fast, so I rarely argue in person.

          3. Luther Baldwin

            I rarely argue in person either, but it’s because I get tongue-tied pretty easily in “debates”.

          4. Yeah, I’m moving goalposts a bit, and I’m no doubt beyond the scope of the original study. First, I legitimately believe that those who treat politics as bloodsport are lechinous, no matter their stripes. Second, I legitimately believe that SoCons are a flavor of progressivism. Authoritarianism doesn’t belong to one political party.

            The interesting question (okay, interesting is a stretch) is If you take the median conservative and the the median progressive off of the street and present them with an idea that is against their ideology, who is more likely to blow their gasket? In my experience, thats the prog. Even if you leave SoCons in the conservative camp, I think the garden variety prog still edges them out, ever so slightly, in getting from zero to triggered.

          5. jesse.in.mb

            In my experience, thats the prog. Even if you leave SoCons in the conservative camp, I think the garden variety prog still edges them out, ever so slightly, in getting from zero to triggered.

            I think that might be the key here. Coming up gay and conservative…later libertarian when I realized conservatives said small government things for funsies and then pushed for big government policies, with a pretty much 50/50 split on conservative and liberal social groups (but a very conservative family), my experience has been that conservatives (again I’m going by the contemporary standard definition that includes SoCons) give just as good as progressives (and after a big family event with three uncles, my mom and an aunt or two screaming at me about an inane minor political disagreement, I might say even better), but I’m probably violating the positions of conservatives on issues they are more passionate about than you are just by…you know, being me.

          6. Jarflax

            We never get bent out of shape about disagreements you worthless stain on a Sugarfree story floor! also where is the classical liberalism cum market you reference?

          7. jesse.in.mb

            also where is the classical liberalism cum market you reference

            pulled it out of my ass. if we’re contrasting the antecedents of contemporary political movements where socons and little-p-proggies all came out of the Big-P-Progressive diaspora at the end of the Great Depression, than libertarians would have their roots in the classical liberalism movement.

          8. Jarflax

            if we’re contrasting the antecedents of contemporary political movements where socons and little-p-proggies all came out of the Big-P-Progressive diaspora at the end of the Great Depression, than libertarians would have their roots in the classical liberalism movement.

            Agreed, I was making a juvenile joke. maybe you were as well with pulled it out of my ass

          9. jesse.in.mb

            *winky face*

          10. Jarflax

            On a more serious note I think the difference is more that the progressives react with anger and attacks to a broader swath of disagreement. Conservatives, especially hard core socons tend to each have some hot button issue that will get them into as rage, but the sjw left seem to make every minor disagreement a war. Witness the screech level found in TERF/Trans feminist fights, the virtual deLGBTQing of insufficiently radical gay white males etc.

            Now I grant you that the sjw brigade is a subset of the left and there may be a similar subset on the right, but if so they are less visible or distinct.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          FUCK YOU! YOU DISAGREEING WITH MY OBSERVATIONS? I TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE AND IMPART MY WISDOM AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!? I TELL YOU WHAT BUCKO…..

          Cinnamon with sour cherry jam on a brioche is delicious.

      6. Pan Zagloba

        To be fair, you probably aren’t a prog in Trump country. I’m pretty sure there are places where leftists (though not necessarily progs) are the reasonable ones just delighted they can argue their case without being screeched at.

        On the other hand, I don’t argue with progressives and lefties for about a decade, because uncloseting myself as anything but democratic socialist (or maybe social democrat) is just not worth the hassle.

  30. LJW

    We Now Have a New Drug to Treat the Flu

    Wow, does this set a record for fastest drug approval by the FDA?

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Not quite. But they did get priority review, and the FDA approved it 2 months ahead of the PDUFA date.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Just in time to stop the dreaded Spanish Flu?

  31. Winston

    Oh I forgot how the MeTooism against Patrick Brown helped Tory as well. Doug Ford was going to run for mayor again against Tory but he dropped out when he succeeded Brown as leader.

    Now Brown has been elected Mayor of Brampton, the third largest city in Ontario, despite not really having lived there. As if all has been forgiven?

  32. whiz

    I found this article to be amusing.

    1. whiz

      Oops, forgot the link.

      1. Count Potato

        LOL

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        Amusing, now Fuck off Tulpa!

    2. Tundra

      Presented with a horde of emotionally volatile individuals yelling like monkeys who’d been dipped in turpentine, millions of Americans thought: “That’s the group I want to join. They seem fun.”

      Nice.

    3. Tres Cool

      “…emotionally volatile individuals yelling like monkeys who’d been dipped in turpentine..”

      Monkeys in turpentine? I’d buy that for a dollar.

    4. Lileks. I should’ve known.

  33. MikeS

    She finally did something funny!

    Chelsea Handler confuses Native American candidates in tweet

    Chelsea Handler put her foot in her mouth after mistaking Paulette Jordan, a Democrat and Native American woman running for governor of Idaho, with another Native American woman.

    On Wednesday, the liberal comedian tweeted a photo of herself giving a thumbs-up next to Deb Haaland, a Democrat running in New Mexico to become the nation’s first Native American woman in Congress, instead of Jordan.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      So, Chelsea Handler is really dumb. This is not news.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Or some low-level intern fucked up because…I dunno, what do The Millenials do? Pot? Bath Salts? Krokodil?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Krokodil…one of the most disturbing google image searches I’ve ever done.

          1. Tres Cool

            Not the ‘blue waffle’ ?

    2. Pope Jimbo

      So she took back her support for an Indian after giving it?

      That is ironic.

    3. Gadfly

      …a Democrat running in New Mexico to become the nation’s first Native American woman in Congress

      Hurray for meaningless firsts.

      We’ve had both women and Native Americans elected to Congress for over a hundred years, but somehow the combination of the two is supposed to be significant.

      1. Yay diversity!!!!

  34. LJW

    USA TODAY/Suffolk poll: There is a ‘Kavanaugh effect,’ and it boosts Democrats more than the GOP in midterms

    Would love to see the demographics on this one. What a shit poll. This doesn’t indicate any wave for either side.

    1. Suthenboy

      Who thinks telling yourself what you want to hear is a good strategy?
      I suspect their asses are going to mop the floor and they will still have no idea how that happened.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Russians of course. Actually I think the Russian would be on the side of the Democrats now. Russians are not Republicans. They just want to undermine the U.S.

        1. Rebel Scum

          International trolling.

  35. Chipwooder

    Guys, I have to say, my views have changed – the Nazis ARE coming back strong after all.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      Who knew LA traffic was their weak spot all along.

      1. Chipwooder

        Just another day on the 101. Christ, I hated that commute when I had to make it.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        It was all over when the 101st Airborne landed in Ontario and Headed West on I-10……….

        1. Gustave Lytton
    2. LJW

      Focke me that came close to hitting traffic.

      1. Suthenboy

        Booo.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        Old joke: Ole — “And some of dem fokkers was flying messershmitts!”

      3. Rebel Scum

        He was flying on cloud nein.

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Over?! Was it over when the Germans bombed L.A.?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Horry WOOOOD!

    4. Tundra

      It was a T-6 Texan, a WWII fighter trainer. There are a few of them based at an airport here and I was lucky enough to fly in one. I was photographing another plane while we flew in formation. So cool.

    5. DrOtto

      Harrison Ford again?

      1. The Ghost of John McCain, actually.

  36. pistoffnick

    So I’m running a fairly dangerous test in my lab.

    The chief safety officer-THE SAFETY OFFICER- just ignored the orange cones, the sign saying “dangerous test in progress”, and the rotating beacons to waltz through on his way to somewhere else.

    *shakes head*

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Did he write you up for not keeping people out who didn’t belong there?

      1. pistoffnick

        No i seriously think he didn’t even notice.

        I should write his ass up!

    1. Such woke. Many art.

      I swear, most of this political crap is too predictable.

      Use [insert bodily excretion] from [marginalized group] to make [form of art] to raise awareness for [insert prog pet cause]

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Use Meaty keloids from Hillary to make a pseudopenis to raise awareness for the blue wave.

        1. *vomits gratuitously*

    2. Suthenboy

      I tire of the pro-illegal immigration crowd throwing arguments of emotion at me. I am to the point now where I am with the ‘for the children’ crowd.
      Fuck the children, fuck the immigrants and fuck you too. If you think you can pull on heartstrings, go find someone with a heart. I aint him.

      1. DrOtto

        OMWC is also “for the children”

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Artist sees demand, fills it.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    So I’m running a fairly dangerous test in my lab.

    Explosions? Radiation? Electrocution? Ravenous mutants?

    The suspense is killing me.

    1. Sean

      Radioactive spiders!

    2. pistoffnick

      Pressurization of a fuselage

      1. Tres Cool

        Rapid de-pressurization of a fuselage ?

        1. Tundra

          AKA the Payne Stewart.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Ouch

            -1 pair of plaid knickers

        2. pistoffnick

          NO! That is the thing we do NOT want.

        3. Brett L

          The safety officer is in for a big surprise when the last thing that goes through his mind is shrapnel.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads?

  38. Rebel Scum

    The truth will set you free.

    Republican Missouri Attorney General Josh Hawley took a commanding lead over Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill as a new poll showed the race is finally outside of the margin of error.

    Hawley is ahead of the Democratic incumbent by 7 points, according to an internal poll from the GOP campaign. Accordingly, 49 percent of likely voters prefer Hawley while 42 percent prefer McCaskill, the additional 9 points are spread evenly between undecided voters and third-party candidates.

  39. Tres Cool

    Since Christmas is just around the corner ….

    /also, due to content, lights HM signal

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Reel me in

  40. wdalasio

    Regarding the Beatles, it doesn’t particularly matter if they are brilliant or they suck because, absent the Beatles, there’s no context to judge the Beatles. Without the Beatles, there is no pop. And, absent pop, there’s no point in judging them.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Without the Beatles, there is no pop.

    Sorry, that evolutionary process was inevitable. If not the Beatles, then somebody.

    1. Soyboy

      Phil Spector and Holland/Dozier/Holland weren’t making pop? Tin Pan Alley wasn’t pop?

      The Beatles made great pop music, but they were hardly progenitors or even popularizers.

    2. Buddy Holly says “he-he-he-he-he-llo.”

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Use Meaty keloids from Hillary to make a pseudopenis to raise awareness for the blue wave.

    It’s been done.

  43. Rufus the Monocled

    The drink for white privileged alt-righters:

    http://stappi.it/white-bitter/

  44. ttyrant

    Pie – not sure if you’ll see this, given the time difference, but I saw your post this morning about shoulder pain. I’ve been dealing with it recently, too. I generally only get in the weight room once-or-twice per week, but I stick to the core Starting Strength exercises (bench press, overhead press, squat, deadlift) + pull-ups and push-ups. The shoulder issue has made benching and push-ups a real pain. Interestingly enough, I can get through overhead press and pull-ups without pain. I’m equally skeptical of PT (*), but have started using those exercise band/tubes. I’m also trying to reincorporate swimming. The knee issue never actually prevented me from running, so this shoulder thing actually interrupting my normal workouts has been a drag.

    (*) I’ve been dealing with a knee issue for close to a year-and-a-half, now, and I did a PT for a few months to seemingly no effect. At $75 per visit, I needed a little more visit-to-visit improvement to justify the cost. I grant that it’s possible I’m just stubborn or impatient. I play basketball regularly, so maybe it’s just something I’ll have to deal with.

    1. Drake

      Overhead press bothers my shoulder much less than bench press too. I’ve still been doing the bench press lately but never venture past 225.

      I popped my right shoulder a bunch of times playing rugby. It always went back in immediately. Now 30 years later I feel it.

      1. Suthenboy

        I try to tell young guys, they dont listen. Every hit you take, every fall, every strain, you are going to feel that shit one of these days. You think you are invincible, you aren’t.
        Then I get up to walk away and you can hear the cracks, snaps and groans.

        1. Spudalicious

          Within six months of turning 50, my body started reminding me daily of all the abuse it took over my lifetime. I look at some of these young bucks lifting heavy and people lifting with poor form and just shake my head.

  45. Winston

    The Red Star article on Tory (whom they endorsed by the way)

    Clearly, the former chief planner was just a bit too edgily urban for suburbanites. Ford Nation is now Torytown. In Etobicoke, Scarborough and North York, parts of the city where the more things change the more they stay the same, Keesmaat’s promises to lead Toronto into the 21st century sounded more like a threat than a reward. The electorate there prefer councillors who fix potholes, plow the snow and otherwise stay out of their way.

    ….

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    Toronto votes for bland, boring and timid
    By CHRISTOPHER HUMEStar Columnist
    Mon., Oct. 22, 2018
    And so another municipal election comes to an end — not with a bang, but with a whimper. Once again, Toronto has settled for the status quo. The future can wait. In the meantime, John Tory will do. Yes, he’s bland, boring, timid and singularly lacking in imagination, but that never hurt a politician in this city. Indeed, it enabled Tory to win a surprising two-thirds of the vote Monday night.

    Although his main rival Jennifer Keesmaat did relatively well in “old” Toronto, she was less popular in the suburban communities that Tory has courted since he was first elected in 2014. Clearly, the former chief planner was just a bit too edgily urban for suburbanites. Ford Nation is now Torytown. In Etobicoke, Scarborough and North York, parts of the city where the more things change the more they stay the same, Keesmaat’s promises to lead Toronto into the 21st century sounded more like a threat than a reward. The electorate there prefer councillors who fix potholes, plow the snow and otherwise stay out of their way.

    Pollsters said transit was a big issue in Toronto’s election, but that didn’t translate into votes, Christopher Hume writes.
    Pollsters said transit was a big issue in Toronto’s election, but that didn’t translate into votes, Christopher Hume writes. (BERNARD WEIL / TORONTO STAR FILE PHOTO)
    Pollsters claimed transit and affordability were the big issues in the election, but that didn’t translate into votes. By re-electing the incumbent, Torontonians made it clear they can live with things pretty much as they are. The TTC may be wholly inadequate, but Tory’s supporters are more likely to equate mobility with the car than public transit, let alone the bicycle. For them the problem isn’t poor service or overcrowding, it’s congestion and the price of parking.

    Although improved transit would lessen gridlock by getting people out of their cars and off the roads, Tory was focused instead on small, largely illusory tweaks such as co-ordinated traffic lights, towing double-parkers, cracking down on jaywalkers and the like. Despite Toronto’s appalling record on road safety, Tory’s commitment to Vision Zero remains tepid at best. During the campaign, he insisted there’s no need to lower speed limits on city streets outside of designated residential neighbourhoods. In Scarborough, for example, which has the most dangerous streets in Toronto, reducing speed limits is a non-starter.

    From Tory to Ford, right-wingers never grasp the difference between investment and expenditure. To them, it’s all a waste of money. That’s why transit can’t keep up, social housing is crumbling and only the rich can afford to live here.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      From Tory to Ford, right-wingers never grasp the difference between investment and expenditure. To them, it’s all a waste of money. That’s why transit can’t keep up, social housing is crumbling and only the rich can afford to live here.

      Mmm…that’s some nice derp you got there, Lou.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Jiggers! They’re on to us.

    False-flag theories have probably always been popular among conspiracy theorists, who can attempt to discredit literally any event that proves inconvenient to their worldview.

    But it’s only the past few years — as social media networks balloons in influence and President Trump inserts conspiratorial thinking into the national discourse, including some ideas that originate on social media — that false-flag theories have become almost a feature of the landscape.

    ——–

    The /pol/ message board on 4chan.net is a hotbed of conspiratorial delusions even on a slow news day. On Wednesday, it was deluged with suspicion.

    In one of the most popular threads, amateur detectives opined that the envelope sent to CNN did not have sufficient postage stamps for the weight of the pipe bomb it contained, and so must have been built at the cable news headquarters. (The 4channers did not seem to be aware of a New York Times report that the bomb had been delivered by courier.)

    WaPo pooh-poohs the notion of a false flag, points and laughs at right wing crackpots who will believe anything they hear.

    1. Bob Boberson

      After closely following the histrionics and concern trolling surrounding this whole affair today, is it wrong that I really, really hope it turns out to be left-wing performance art and the entire affair blows up in the medias faces?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        My proposal:

        This is another Banksy stunt. If you didn’t have cops blow up your package, you now have a piece of art worth tens of thousands.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Reichstag, Gulf of Tonkin, USS Maine, a metric shit ton of others-All completely legitimate.

    3. Suthenboy

      Yes, but did the envelope have a poop-swastika on it?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I recall something about the WaPo and Russians hacking a power plant…

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Pressurization of a fuselage

    Explosions it is.

  48. Rufus the Monocled

    Things you won’t see in San Francisco.

    Man, Salvani means business.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xvbQQbu07Q

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Salvini

  49. The Late P Brooks

    After closely following the histrionics and concern trolling surrounding this whole affair today, is it wrong that I really, really hope it turns out to be left-wing performance art and the entire affair blows up in the medias faces?

    I want it to be an agency test exercise, like when the TSA inspectors waltz right onto the plane with guns and bombs.

    “Haha, we knew it all along. Nothing to see here.”

    1. AlmightyJB

      My guess is that they find out who did this pretty quickly.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Russians!

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, they used a freaking courier for god’s sake.

      3. You’ll be able to tell who dunnit based on the media coverage.

        If it gets swept under the rug by this time tomorrow: left-wing antifa false flag.

        Of course, there’s always the possibility that this is a “black op” authorized directly by the DNC, probably working in concert with the media; in that case it’ll get jerked off until Nov 6.

        Tin foil hats don’t do it for me anymore, I need tin foil bodysuits.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Really, really, really hope it was a black op pulled by the DNC. They’re desperate enough to try it off but too stupid to effectively cover their tracks……but who am I kidding, based on all the interference run for them in the past their cronies in the FBI and media, I’m sure they’ll make it go away for them

          /crawls into tinfoil igloo

  50. The Late P Brooks

    From Tory to Ford, right-wingers never grasp the difference between investment and expenditure.

    Yeah. Ya got me this time, Shirley.

  51. “TRUMP TRIES TO KILL DEMOCRATS, STORY DEVELOPING”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/what-we-know-about-the-explosive-devices-targeting-democrats/ar-BBOQzSm?ocid=spartanntp

    This is what happens when they try, ever so hard, to report straight news. They still just… can’t…. stop… from turning it political.

    1. Urthona

      Are the bombs even real?

      How is it that none have exploded?

      1. Rebel Scum

        That’s what I want to know. Even if there was any explosive material, were they actually rigged to blow?

          1. Playa Manhattan

            What does an EOD Veteran know???

            Oh…..

          2. Rebel Scum

            Taking him at face value since I know nothing about him (or pipe bombs) he thinks the “bomber” was trying too hard. That does fit if it is, indeed, a DNC false flag (which I entertain as possible considering their recent “power by any means necessary” attitude and lack of evidence to support the “right-wing violence” narrative combined with the curious timing near an election). They are evil but also inept as fuck, thankfully. That said, we really do need more info. I am starting to think we may not get it.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            For reference, a junior college dropout from a country I’ve never heard of was able to successfully bomb the Boston Marathon using a pressure cooker, cell phone, and dissected fireworks from an Indian Reservation.

            Here, we have several “bombs” with no kaboom.

    2. Rebel Scum

      A bomb squad removed another device from CNN’s New York headquarters, which was evacuated.

      Overhead TV shots showed that device, which law enforcement officials said was linked to the other explosives, being driven away.

      Is that normal procedure for explosives? Or did they disarm it? There is strikingly little in the way of relevant details here.

      1. Kind of reminds me of a particular shooting incident in a particular gambling town.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    If only that nice Clinton lady had been elected President, we would be living in a paradise of peace and harmony.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      And meaty keloids

      1. And intestine clitori.

        1. Tres Cool

          NEEDS MORE CLOACA DAMMIT !

  53. Suthenboy

    Huh. I have the teevee on again. Fox…the five? I think. There’s Juan Williams again with TDS on full display. He is obviously agitated and barely able to contain himself. Yesterday the hosts were literally screaming at each other. They are getting close to it again today.

    1. Bob Boberson

      This is reason 367 I can’t watch Fox in increments of longer than 5 minutes (especially the multiple hosts/debate sessions). 9/10 times it’s people talking over each other and eventually devolves into yelling banal slogans at each other. I’d expect infinitely more from a high school debate team.

    2. Florida Man

      You should put your TV next to your dishwasher. You’ll be happier.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Not if his dishwasher is his wife.

        1. Suthenboy

          He is referring to a story I told…a year? two years? five years? ago about me being frustrated with dishwashers not washing dishes. I pulled the thing out and tossed it into a dumpster. I hand wash all of my dishes.

          1. Luther Baldwin

            I had one for a couple years – used it as a dish rack.

          2. Fourscore

            Then where do you store the cookbooks? Microwave?

          3. Luther Baldwin

            Ha, I am actually annoyed that I currently have nowhere in my kitchen to peruse a cookbook while I’m cooking. I wind up trekking back and forth to the living room to read the next steps in a recipe.

          4. Rebel Scum

            Now my joke doesn’t work. But that’s pretty funny. I would have taken it from you. I (a year ago) bought my first house and it doesn’t have a dishwasher and I still haven’t been able to buy one. Man do I hate hand-washing.

          5. Akira

            Man do I hate hand-washing.

            I went a little over two years without a water heater – now that made dish washing a pain in the ass. I had to boil pots of water on the stove, wash all the dishes, then boil some more water to rinse them off with (if you rinse with cold water, it takes forever to dry them).

          6. Gustave Lytton

            My wife went almost twenty years without a dishwasher in her house. You’d have to pry it out of her hands to take it away now. We both wish we could have the hours wasted handwashing dishes back.

          7. Hyperion

            Same here, well, not 20 years. But around our first 5 year together, my wife would not use the dishwasher, hand washed everything. Now she makes sure we don’t run out of those fancy washer pods, they’re a must.

    3. Count Potato

      He was blaming the suspicious packages on Trump.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Out of respect, I will stay off his lawn.

    2. Bob Boberson

      they are nowhere as manly as Brett Kavanaugh

      Nothing personal against Brett Kavanaugh but he’s not exactly what I think of when I think of a mans-man. In fact I’m straining my brain to think of a single swamp critter who I wouldn’t expect to have silky soft hands and an elliptical-rider physique…..

      1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        What about Biden? I hear he does his own work on his Trans Am.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I wanted to respond to that with a Joe Biden fail compilation but no matter what I type into the search bar on youtube (“Joe Biden fail”, “Joe Biden putz”, “Joe Biden gal”) I get nothing but sycophantic clips of Joe doing scripted PR stunts and p0wning repubs.

          1. Bob Boberson

            I say again: elliptical rider physique…..also gross

    3. Soyboy

      Hiiiiidey ho!

  54. Robert Heinlein would have been a better writer if he had ended most of his stories before all of his characters began navel gazing and fucking everything that moved.

    /reading Stranger in a Strange Land currently

    1. Count Potato

      It’s still a great novel. It does have a lot of expository dialogue. But at least the characters have character. So unlike much SF, it doesn’t sound like announcers reading a teleprompter.

      1. The first half of the book was interesting because I have recently read The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury and I could see the Bradbury influence in Heinlein’s writing. I think Bradbury did it better. But I don’t think Heinlein was that far off of Bradbury’s level.

        The second half of the book isnt really my cup of tea. Preachy is a word that comes to mind. It also feels completely disjointed from the first half. Same thing happened with the cat who walks through walls.

        1. Count Potato

          You mean after it becomes a religion?

          1. The carnie part is where I started losing interest. The religion part has seemed predictable and, frankly, a bit rushed.

            Jubal’s pontificating was pretty well hemmed in for the first half of the book, but there were a few Randian monologues at the start of the second half. Granted, this is a book I haven’t finished yet so I reserve the right to change my opinion when things change on the next page.

  55. Count Potato

    “Court records say a man later identified as Broncos backup QB Chad Kelly sat down a couple’s couch “mumbling incoherently” and was chased out when he was struck in the back with a vacuum tube.”

    https://twitter.com/usatodaynfl/status/1054797446889431040

    Que?

    1. Drugs or mental illness?

      1. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        Both?

    2. Not Adahn

      I’m assuming they mean a hose attached to a vacuum cleaner, and not a pretentious stereo component.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Or a T.V.

    3. Hyperion

      “Court records say a man later identified as Broncos backup QB Chad Kelly sat down a couple’s couch “mumbling incoherently” and was chased out when he was struck in the back with a vacuum tube.”

      Can someone please explain what that means? I’m totally stumped. The dude set’s down on a couples couch and then he gets hit with vacuum tubes? How the fuck does that happen, lol?

    4. Spudalicious

      And now unemployed.

      1. Hyperion

        Just pass the purple drank, baby!

    5. Tres Cool

      I hope it wasnt a 6AU6 tube…..not likely to do anything but….[dons sunglasses]……amplify the situation

    1. Akira

      Is it just me, or does Alex Jones seem like a really fun guy to get shitfaced with? I just get the feeling that he says and does the funniest shit in the world when he’s wasted.

      During his divorce proceedings, his attorney alleged that he’s “playing a character”. I don’t think he’s a 100% sham, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s purposely dialing up the crazy as a business strategy. I bet that he makes a lot more money than Tom Woods (nothing against Woods; I love his podcast).

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Jones strikes me as fifty percent himself and fifty percent PT Barnum.

        1. Timeloose

          Joe Rogan is friends with him and tells tales of drinking and having fun with him. He says that he is the conspiracy guy everyone has in thier group of friends but turns it up for his show.

      2. Hyperion

        Alex Jones and Bill Clinton.

        Bill: ‘Alex, I’m hungry, see that pig over in that field man? We could totally eat that pig’.

        Alex: ‘I’ll wressle it!’ *rips off shirt while running into field*

  56. Playa Manhattan

    Heirloom tomatoes diced and seasoned with applewood smoked salt.
    2.75 lbs of oak smoked tri tip resting.
    Aloha Sculpin chilling in the freezer.

    Ready to watch the Dodgers fuck up again.

    1. On the bright side, the baseball season is going to be over soon.

  57. Count Potato

    “I’m more or less used to Twitter outrage, but the totally casual libel is different. This didn’t happen, ever. And people with major platforms — first Cliffe, now Edison — simply keep repeating it, despite a total lack of evidence. Unethical, even if you dislike my work…”

    https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1054850488259305474

  58. Rebel Scum

    MAGAbomber confirmed (jk…)

    Authorities haven’t revealed the motive of a suspected bomber, who appears to have sent six separate explosive devices to prominent Democrats — nor do they have a suspect or person of interest in custody — but leftists on Twitter have wasted no time in christening the person behind the suspicious packages the “#MAGAbomber.” . . .

    Ben Zelevansky
    @BenZelevansky
    No matter your political persuasion, I think we can all be grateful that at least the #MAGAbomber chose not to yell at his targets while they were eating in restaurants. #civility

    Yea, w/e jackass.

    Comment:

    Constantine 2007 • 3 hours ago
    If it was a MAGA bomber the bombs would have gone off.

  59. whiz

    I’m off to see a 50th anniversary screening of the original “Night of the Living Dead” — much popcorn and screaming will be had.

    1. Count Potato

      Awesome.

    2. Soyboy

      Jealous

  60. Hyperion

    This makes me sort of bitchy. I guess I’m heading toward being grumpy old man instead of sappy sweet old man. It always seems to be one or the other, those seem to be the only 2 outcomes. So my wife went to Europe for a family thing and her family went together and paid her way and back. Yay! Or maybe not. At this point, I wish I would have just bought her ticket. It doesn’t seem to matter how many times I tell these folks that I do not live in VA and I hate driving to Dulles. It’s 2+ freaking hours when I have a perfectly good airport 30 minutes away. And the traffic is god awful sucks in NOVA, and her arrival Friday evening at 8PM and it’s going to rain all day. I told her ‘fuck this shit, I’ll get a hotel near Dulles and come down early to miss the traffic. Then when I pick you up, we can get some food, a couple drinks and sleep’. I am not driving back from there in the dark with it 80% chance of rain in the forecast all day Friday. My night vision is ok still, if it’s not raining, but both together, I can’t do it anymore. Nope, I am officially a grumpy old man of privilege and I don’t give a fuck

    1. Mad Scientist

      When you pick her up, wear an onion on your belt.

      1. Hyperion

        That’s weird, but not nearly as weird as getting hit in the back by vacuum tubes.

      2. Tres Cool

        ..as that was the style at the time

    2. Dude, come a few hours early and have a drink with me. I live in the flight path of Dulles.

      1. Hyperion

        I’ll try, but not sure, I have to work until 4 or so. But if you’re that close, we’ll have to hook up someday soon regardless. I know there’s a few Glibs in this area, but I keep forgetting where everyone is at exactly.

  61. Soyboy

    I thought this was Glibs, not Hipster Dadrockers.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Fuck off Slaver!
      /Grand Dad Rocker

      1. Hyperion

        Get off my lawn, snapper, and cut spending!

      2. Soyboy

        Whatever, you love Donna Summer and Giorgio Moroder. FAAAAG

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Too much to think about? Maybe Patsy Cline is more your speed……..

          1. Hyperion

            Both of you love Helen Reddy, you talk like fags and your shit is all fucked up!

          2. Soyboy

            I did used to sing choice Pete’s Dragon songs on the regular, when I wasn’t belting The Bodyguard soundtrack…….

          3. Mojeaux

            I named my pirate character after Pete’s Dragon.

          4. Soyboy

            It’s probably the best name in the world.

          5. Mojeaux

            It certainly is one of my favorite names ever.

          6. Soyboy

            You calling me a lesbian? That really hurts…

  62. Count Potato

    “21 USC §§352(f), 333, 21 CFR §§876.5020, 801.5, 801.15 & FDA Guidance make it a federal crime to sell a penis constriction ring without adequate warnings, including not to fall asleep while wearing it and to wait an hour between uses.

    Also, consider this FDA guide to troubleshooting a penis when using a penis pump.”

    https://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1054932195167666178

    Not my bag, baby.

    1. Florida Man

      I’ve never heard a cock ring called a penis constriction ring. Sounds too medical to be fun.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        I spent the weekend at a clothing optional men’s resort in Palm Springs. I saw a surprising variety of such devices in a short period of time.

        Sounds too medical to be fun.

        Way to kink-shame the medical fetishists, FM.

        1. Mojeaux

          I am a fan of cock rings.

          1. Hyperion

            Go on…

          2. Rebel Scum

            Seconded…

          3. Mojeaux

            I think they’re hawt.

      2. Hyperion

        Wouldn’t the best marketing targeted at men, be to call it a penis construction ‘rig’. Nothing’s more manly that a rig, am I right?

        1. Jarflax

          Needs a caliber. 1.50 caliber penis rig.

          1. Hyperion

            ‘I use the industrial size penis rig’.

          2. Tres Cool

            Do they make them in the diameter of, say….a Coor’s Light can ?

            …..just wondering

    2. Urthona

      They’ll have to pry mine off my cold, shriveled cock.

  63. Suthenboy

    They just cant help themselves.

    On TV just now moderator saying we need to dial back our rhetoric, the situation is too volatile, we cant point fingers until we have evidence etc. Trump was more or less calling for the same thing today. Conservative guest echoes the same sentiment, talks calm and reasoned.
    Lefty guest starts machine-gunning lefty talking points and blaming Trump and Trump supporters for the bomb threats and violence.

    1. Hyperion

      Are you talking about the fake bombs CNN delivered to themselves? They didn’t even look like real bombs. And CNN even took a picture of it, lol!

      Stop sending us fake plastic bombs in envelopes and making us take pics of them for the intertoobz, Trump, cut it out! /derp

    2. Soyboy

      Right Side of History, Suthen. Speaking truth to power.

      1. Suthenboy

        The left is always the same. Reactionary, radical, violent agitators. It’s always the fist with them. It looks like they are just going to keep pushing it.

        Yes Hyperion, my money is on that too. Fake bombs and probably from the left. Look what they did about Kavenaugh – it was 100% bullshit, made up out of whole cloth. I wouldn’t put it past the DNC to have pulled this stunt also.

    3. Rebel Scum

      Trump was more or less calling for the same thing today

      His press-sec statement said the same.

      blaming Trump and Trump supporters

      All things considered with the limited info we currently have and with the current political situation, I cannot get past this question: Who stands to benefit?

      1. Suthenboy

        Never let a crisis go to waste. If you dont have one, make one.

      2. Soyboy

        It’s so easy to manipulate the press and thereby the public interest (outcry). Follow the incentives. Of course, what can you do about it? Call it what it most likely is and you’re a crazy conspiracy theorist. They sure have their bases covered.

      3. Hyperion

        Who stands to benefit is obvious. Who’s staging this is equally as obvious. If CNN had not pulled that fake bomb picture thing, it may have not been quite so blatantly obvious. But that was a dead giveaway.

        1. Rebel Scum

          I haven’t seen the CNN “bomb”. Got a link?

          1. Rebel Scum

            Fascinating. A lot of comically large components considering current technology.

    4. Count Potato

      “Amid incendiary rhetoric, targets of Trump’s words become targets of bombs”

      https://twitter.com/agearan/status/1055235330075512833

      WaPo already blaming Trump.

      1. Soyboy

        They know their audience.

      2. Suthenboy

        That was the lefty line on TV a while ago, almost word for word. One could be forgiven for thinking the talking points are coordinated.

      3. Hyperion

        Like I said on the thread from earlier today, the left are in desperation at this point to make the right look like the really violent ones. Because that shit is really going to hurt them. They needed a MAGA hat wearing bomber and couldn’t find one. They had to make it up. They are now the most predictable people on earth. I’m surprised that haven’t already attempted to stage a US invasion by funding poor Latin Americans to risk their life walking through Mexico towards the border. They might get around to that any time now.

        1. Suthenboy

          What are they going to do when the blue wave doesnt appear? What if they lose seats in both houses? What if they lose governorships?
          They are go freak out completely. Will they just outright call for the glorious revolution to begin?

          1. Hyperion

            They’re just going to keep doing more of what they’re doing, no matter what. It’s a one way street with no way out. Their goal is the complete destruction of western civilization and democracy. Everything they want works towards that ultimate goal. One may think they must be insane to want that. And that would be correct.

  64. Sean

    I got one of these today https://viridianweapontech.com/reactor-r5-gen2-green-laser-sight-for-glock-19-23

    Sounds great in theory, but the holster isn’t turning off the laser very well. If I apply pressure over the magnet, it will shut off. I’ll let it sit in the holster for a couple days and hope it molds better.

    1. Suthenboy

      I dont have any laser sights. I have thought about it but never bought one. I have several tritium night sights and I like them fine.
      Let me know how you like that one, if you dont mind.

      1. Sean

        I’ll do an update. I ordered it because I thought the Viridian laser grips on my SA 911 were nicely done.

        My initial thought is that pressure activated is more foolproof. We’ll see.

        This is the 911: https://www.springfield-armory.com/products/911-380-acp/#PG9109SVG

        1. Suthenboy

          Nice.

          1. Sean

            Also, I’m considering a custom kydex holster and epoxying a neodymium magnet to it for the activation/deactivation switch. I only have ~$100 into the whole laser system. I got lucky on a gunbroker auction.

          2. Akira

            Tommy Theis makes a great Kydex + leather holster. I’ve been using mine since 2013 with no issues whatsoever besides a broken belt clip (cheap to replace, and it was kind of my fault anyway).

            I’m sure you could get him to make one that accommodates your laser.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Seems like they’ll give whoever you’re aiming at a target that’s right in front of your dominant eye if it ever comes to that.

        1. Suthenboy

          You get tunnel vision. You dont see the sights. You can barely see the target. You are barely aware you have a gun in your hand. You may not see that laser either. That is why training and muscle memory is so important. All of the things you think you are going to do, you dont remember. When the shit really hits you are just operating on instinct and reflex.

  65. J. Frank Parnell

    Prediction:
    The magabomber is not actually a right winger, it’s actually either a crazy left winger pissed at democrats for not progging hard enough and doing enough to stop der Drumpfenfuhrer, or just some random whacko who hates grammar or whatever.

    This will still be brought up for years to come as an example of the right wing climate of haters who hate, of course, but the details on the perp will be memory holed.

    1. Hyperion

      I disagree, it’s a coordinated effort by the DNC/Clintons/whatever lefties, and the left wing media. CNN is in this shit up to their eyeballs.

    2. Soyboy

      It’s clearly someone who’s not actually interested in causing harm.

    3. I’m gonna put my money on it being a loony “right winger”, but actually mentally ill. The left will use it as justification for Antifa and harassing Republicans in restaurants, claiming that they’re complicit because of their hatery.