Happy Friday, everyone. I’m taking apart a dryer. Hooray. Just what I wanted to do after four grueling weeks of work. But seriously, if its a $7 thermostat, I’m going to count it a win, and if it isn’t, I’ll throw all the pieces in the drum and have the whole damn thing carted off. Congratulations to the Red Sox. Its easy to see how they won 106 games. Keep on with the circus catches against the NL, please.

Listen, if you win the lottery tonight, please send us $50.

101 year old man, still working, credits Dr. Pepper for long life. I’d rather die young, but to each his own.

Men, its your fault women get fat.

I don’t really understand this. NPCs? Non-player Characters? What?

Roundup gets another day in court.

 

This has been in my head all week, now you can have it.