Oh, she accidentally slipped and stabbed her husband to death.
Today I’m feeling very visual. Tell me you didn’t look at this picture
And imagine her cosplaying this with The Donald
That’s what I’ve got today!
Here’s a little song for my outro.
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“It was a million to one shot doc!”
And despite it being a million-to-one shot you were first. Now where’s that m-f-ing theme music?
First.
You are by the worst linker ever.
You count as well as you form proper sentences.
I won’t be talked down to by a 2D Mooninite.
Don’t make me use the QUAD LASER!!!!
Are you saying he’s next to the worst linker?
Thot Thursday!
http://archive.is/uQEwC
FIRST!
FIRST TITTIES!
Those images are predominantly of posteriors.
Very nice
Gonna need a ruling….
On what?
On what happened to his mother f’ckn theme music.
Is there only one link?
That’s a record!
Technically, there’s two links.
Just thought I’d point that out before UCS or Ted did.
Would I… oh nevermind, of course I would.
Damn you!
Hahahaha. Ted, you made my day just a little bit brighter.
Hateful.
Technically correct is the only correct if you’re UCS or Ted.
Untrue. It is correct for everyone!
He didn’t say it’s only correct if you’re UCS or Ted.
He said it’s the only correct if you’re UCS or Ted.
You’re affirming the consequent.
Technically.
Boom! Mic drop.
You should be careful declaring that.
Did you just drop the boom on him?
I didn’t want to tell him, but I also accept morally correct and mathematically correct, so the assertion is still wrong.
The best kind of correct!
It’s the best kind.
You’re just jealous that I’m always correct.
You wish.
A recycled link no less.
hmmmm….
One news story, one music link. So technically two links.
There are Four Links
Wurst linx evah
Robby one time didn’t even post links.
It was still better than this.
faint praise there
Robby has glorious hair.
Robby by a landslide.
“Fruit Sushi, yummy yummy ……”
/The Wiggles
Thanks, after nearly a 10 year absence, you’ve put that god forsaken tune back in my head.
Well, my links are GREAT and get less traffic than this. So… maybe these are GREATER. Ever think about that? Huh? HUH?
What are these “links”? I thought this was a chat forum.
Well, my links are GREAT and get less traffic than this.
While your
candylinks may be great, we were warned of stranger danger.I just came here to claim that I was, in fact, first. All you other Firsters are mistaken.
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real First Poster please stand up?
I repeat, will the real First Poster please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here…
Tres Cool’s the First Poster, yes he’s the First Poster
All you other next Posters are just imitating
So won’t the real First Poster please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
*picks up rusty tire iron*
*Beats C. Acacreon for referencing obnoxious noise*
Are you saying we have a primary poster poseur problem?
possibly?
* muses *
probably
Preposterous!
Perhaps people pedantically perusing precedence per posting produces petulance?
Probably perceptable pestilence.
Pshaw
White Americans Gain the Most From Trump’s Tax Cuts, a Report Finds
White Americans earn about 77 percent of total income in the United States, but they are getting nearly 80 percent of the benefits of the individual and business tax cuts generated by the new law, the analysis found. African-Americans received about 5 percent of the benefits, despite earning 6 percent of the nation’s income. Latinos got about 7 percent, although their share of all income is 8 percent.
Hmm, we seem to be missing a group.
As a result, the average tax cut going to a white American household is more than double one going to a black or Latino one. The study found that the group getting the highest average cut was Asian-Americans, who have the highest average income of any of the groups.
There it is, buried later in the article.
Groups that pay taxes gain the most from a tax cut. Film at 11.
I’m just surprised they at least framed it in a relatively honest way by saying gained the most.
Hmmm…. so what happens if we run this thought exercise in reverse?
?seitironim morf gnilaets era elpoep etihw
Nope, still doesn’t make sense.
“I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent!” ?
Nobody’s innocent
!RIAF TON
Damn whitey get all the breaks!
I don’t see what’s bad in this. Everyone gets to keep more money? Okay then. Good talk, I guess.
But, but, the richpeople get to keep more! Unfair to give tax breaks to the rich
/Several Candidates This year,.
Won’t someone please think of the researchers who get paid to plug data into their racial slicer machine?
For just $1.2m a year, you can help feed this poor young social scientist.
*Sarah McLachlan plays in the background*
that 1.2m/yr pays for a number of 503c jobs as well as the one social scientist, shitlord
I wonder how they attribute business tax cuts by race.
So they are really claiming that the group that earns 77% of the income is getting almost 80% of the tax cuts? In my world 77% is almost 80% and therefore I read this as:
White Americans earn
about 77 percentalmost 80 % of total income in the United States,butand therefore, since the tax cuts apply across the board they are getting nearly 80 percent of the benefitsIsn’t that also fairly close to their percentage of the population?
No. Whites make up50.5 percent and will be overtaken any week now.
/media for the last 20 years
Nothing else going on today?
Did you hear about the guy in Oregon who heard Trump was being impeached so he could die happy?
Wasn’t he a Browns fan who wanted the Browns players to be his pall bearers so they could let him down one more time?
Huge fan of Lou Reed, I heard.
Florida girl starting early. Florida cops assholes.
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/inside-edition/florida-girl-11-charged-with-snatching-dog-from-neighbor039s-yard/1512776190
FloridaAll cops assholes.Fixed it for you, at least as long as I got the HTML right.
Actually you left it grammatically problematic, and also ambiguous. What precisely are you two saying about the anal openings of police officers? Or are you arguing about who stole some unidentified assholes, using somewhat dated slang?
Never was it my intent to hurt the little girl,” Kruid said. “I don’t want to see her do jail time. She needs to know at 11 years old this is the consequence.”
Fuck that noise. I’d press full charges.
She won’t do jail time.
But at least they’ll know where to look when more dogs go missing.
Well Florida needs more dog ladies to offset all of the cat ladies.
“Dog lady” means something different in Florida.
Well sure, in Bradenton.
https://www.wfla.com/don-t-miss/bradenton-woman-photographed-her-sexual-contact-with-a-dog/1051727738
Which one is that a picture of?
I’m not sure how I’d handle this, but one thing is for sure: an eleven year old (should) sure as hell knows she was breaking the law.
It was premeditated. She brought treats, a leash and removed the dogs collar. She knew what she was doing now she can pay the piper.
Grand theft sounds a little much, though.
$1,500 dog
Yeah, I mean charging an 11 year old with grand theft seems a bit much. But there may be something else here we don’t know.
If this is an otherwise good kid with no record who just wanted a puppy real bad, cut her some slack. If she’s a little convict in training, throw the book at her.
I’m just appalled that 11-year-old girl and snatching are in the same headline.
Which of us didn’t run a scheme or seven where we stole our neighbor’s dog and sold it the local Chinese restaurant?
You act like i stopped doing that…
Which of us didn’t run a scheme or seven
Remember, once you get to six you get egg roll.
and not a sign of OMWC
She’s being charged with grand theft as a juvenile. Seems appropriate to me.
Tell me you didn’t look at this picture
Too much clothing. We need a first-lady whitehouse bikini and/or lingerie photo-shoot.
Well they needed somebody to take down the shooter.
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/transgender-girl-barred-from-all-locker-rooms-gets-apology-from-school-district/1515574219
“transgender middle schooler”
Mommy’s friends at Jezebel are going to be SO jealous.
That hypocrite pees twice a day!
Man, living at home when your in drag,
Now your mom threw away your best pride flag
(Busted)
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! (FIGHT!) FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO PEEEEEEEE!
Should’ve been ‘Fight for your right to potty’. A-
I based it off the quote from the video.
Well done HM. And finally a link from you that doesn’t require eye bleach.
I can’t believe that woman was arrested for slipping. Men expect perfection out of women, that they don’t expect out of other men.
#BelieveAllWomen
Also. I think this is Technically the first comment to actually talk about the links so…. FIRST!
More lies.
Whatever, Tulpa.
Florida Man was the first to complain.
But mine was actually about the contents of a link, not the links in themselves.
I wasn’t so much complaining as shining a light on Brett.
Nobody wants that!
I would have gone with this:
Link fixed by edit fairy.
soo close.
A whole lot of people could’ve saved 15% or more .
If she cared so much about the seals she would have given one of them the free treat she just caught.
“Charges dismissed against Bellevue police officer; prosecutors say accuser fabricated rape allegations
Prosecutors have dismissed domestic-violence assault and witness-tampering charges against a Bellevue police officer who was arrested in July, and have opted not to pursue rape charges against another Bellevue officer, both incidents involving the same woman.
Both officers’ legal troubles stemmed from allegations made by an Issaquah woman, who, according to an investigation by the King County Sheriff’s Office, has a history of seeking out men on Craigslist and then falsely reporting those consensual encounters as a crime to police.
According to police, she had made false rape accusations twice previously.
Sgt. Ryan Abbott of the King County Sheriff’s Office said that due to concerns about the 44-year-old woman’s mental heath, investigators are not recommending that she be charged with any crime, including false reporting.”
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/charges-dismissed-against-bellevue-police-officer-prosecutors-say-accuser-fabricated-rape-allegation/
Male cop vs. female rape accuser?
How about they’re both lying?
“has a history of seeking out men on Craigslist and then falsely reporting those consensual encounters as a crime to police.”
Isn’t this a good argument for telling the community who she is? She apparently has pattern of false accusations, but they still refuse to publicly identify her.
Exactly. But, for all the talk about the patriarchy, women get a free pass for false rape accusations. It’s seen as a faux pas and not anything to get all upset about.
Unpossible. According to a Facebook meme going around right now, there’s only a 0.00003 chance a male will ever get a false rape accusation, while one in four women will be sexually assaulted.
In other words, despite all these false accusations we keep hearing about daily, false accusations statistically almost never happen, so men need to shut up and believe all accusations against them, even if they have an “alibi”.
As someone here mentioned the other day, its pretty hard to find a male among the younger generations who either hasn’t had a false allegation leveled against them or know someone who has.
Combined with the fact that every. single. instance. of these nationally popularized allegations have, upon further scrutiny, turned out to be a hoax, its starting to seem like the only reason other males believe allegations made without copious evidence is because they themselves are sexual abusers projecting their own proclivities onto the rest of their gender.
Yeah, I’ve heard that line uttered seriously. My only response is “Since we know it never happens, and we know women never lie about rape, why don’t you agree to make false allegations a mandatory capital offense and shut us troglodytes up?”
My local paper won’t publish the name “due to the nature of the alleged crime.” Perhaps someone would come forward
with “oh, it’s her again; she once threatened to accuse me” if the name were published. U.S. is still too prudish about anything having to do with sex. Maybe that’s one reason some high school girl gets hysterical for life because a date tried to touch her boobs in the movie theater or some dude couldn’t handle another dude coming on to him.
What a coincidence that she accused two different cops. How did that come about?
If you were a rapist, someone with a history of false accusations would be a convenient target.
Someone is All Shook Up .
Can it be done from… the other end?
Asking for a friend.
Just wait, it’ll get there.
Kids are so impatient these days.
All Shook Down
Here is another song with the same name.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttJLJnyduEo
I hate everything and everyone. Especially you. You know who you are.
Meanwhile, modern day Hatfields and McCoys continue their feud in Florida. 9 years, 47 shootings, 5 homicides.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/delray-beach/fl-ne-delray-shooting-spady-elementary-20180925-story.html
He’s talking to you, Winston.
Chicago street gangs scoff at these numbers.
Scoffing gives them something to do while walking to Indiana to buy guns.
“Police say members of the community have resisted efforts to stop the shootings.”
See? they like it!
It’s OK; we hate you too.
9 years? Amateurs.
There re two families in Catahoula parish that have been at that as long as anyone can remember, more than 100 years. I dont think anyone even knows how it got started.
I would argue that letting a feud go on for 100 years is amateur. Finish the job.
If someone were to open a gun range down there to help these people with their marksmanship, they could make a killing.
Boooooo!*
*OK I chortled
Yo I got this
*narrow reptilian gaze*
You’re clearly not a chameleon, so how exactly does that work? Do you swing your head back and forth rapidly?
Judicious use the the nictitating membrane.
Maybe he is in fact a leaf chameleon, narrowly gazing from his tiny narrow face.
Everything Sucks
A couple of bullets hit a wall and broke a window of a teacher’s lounge at nearby S.D. Spady Elementary School, Moschella said. No one on campus was hurt.
Added to the school shootings list anyway.
FYI S.D. Spady is also known as “Slim” Spady
(just for UnCivilServant)
Will the real Slim Spady please stand up, please stand up
*bludgeons Tres with same blood-stained, rusty tire iron*
Oh, just calm down
(NSFW)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6266335/Kanye-West-reveals-iPhone-password-Oval-Office-meeting-President-Trump.html
At least it wasn’t “Podesta”.
So the highly ethical reporters broadcast the password he slipped up and showed?
* walks off muttering “Free speech is important. But is it important enough to justify reporters?”
WV woman.
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/woman-armed-with-a-hatchet-threatened-to-drink-deputies-blood-hide-knife-in-their-butts/1513600519
“FAIRMONT, W.Va. (AP) – A West Virginia woman is accused of trying to steal a car, threatened to drink deputies’ blood and hide a knife in her buttocks.
The hidden knife was found during booking. She acknowledged using it to cut a seat belt in the cruiser.
She’s charged with attempted robbery and threats of terroristic acts.”
Did you know what in West Vagina, there is a place named ‘Deep Hole’. Honest, I am not making this up.
“Two-month-old baby contracts disease from unvaccinated sister, and the mum’s reaction is unbelievable
“We all want to do what’s right for our kids. I am a real mom who doesn’t vaccinate. My son is currently 2 months old. I’m in the hospital with him right now. He is positive for pertussis and they are telling me he got it from my unvaccinated daughter. I have been mom shamed all day but stood my ground on our beliefs. Has anyone else’s child got some horrible diseases because they don’t vaccinate? Please comment. My baby is really suffering and it’s horrible to watch. I need some encouragement I did the right thing.””
https://www.indy100.com/article/anti-vaccination-contract-disease-baby-mother-online-response-reddit-8559936
You didn’t, because you are an irresponsible asshole.
No.
You’re wrong.
You have the right to not vaccinate. You also have the right to be a moron.
I would love to see the Twitter account.
Honestly, I find some of the responses horrible. What she did was stupid. Idiotic, even. And, honestly, people should tell her that what she’s doing is stupid and idiotic and probably led to her son getting sick. But, honestly, the responses i see there amount more to getting satisfaction from their own presumed superiority to this woman than getting her to change her behavior. Yeah, she was an idiot. But, isn’t it better to say “Don’t do that. Stop being an idiot.” than it is to say crap like “This is exactly what I think of when I think of trashy- asking for sympathy because you caused your child to contract a preventable illness”.
It’s like you don’t even get the point of the internet.
Venting spleen and getting stolen identities?
…and rule 34
That’s not what it’s for, that’s just what happens.
You are technically correct.
Shut your stupid whore mouth!! YOu don’t get to tell people the point of the internet you shitlord!!!
sorry needs more eleventyones !1!!!!1!!!!!
You weren’t seriously expecting better comments, were you?
Agreed. I’m not even sure that vaccinations would have prevented it in this case either. I may be mistaken but I don’t think the pertussis vaccine prevents one from being a carrier and the close contact between siblings probably would have allowed its spread even with a vaccinated daughter being asymptomatic.
Pertussis is one of the vaccines unequivocally worth administering at an early age. It’s still a good idea though to take a clear-eyed look at these kinds of cases.
As near as I can tell from a quick look, it looks like its possible for people vaccinated against pertussis to become asymptomatic carriers, but they are probably (much?) less likely to infect someone else than someone who has not been vaccinated.
So, its not a slam dunk that her baby wouldn’t have whooping cough if she had vaccinated her other kid, but its probably much less likely. There’s no way to know, and not even a very good idea what the relative risk is.
Certainly much less risk for spreading to the general populace. I’d say how much less risk for the sibling depends on their level of interaction. If she’s holding the baby brother daily while continuously breathing on him, giving him kisses, that kind of thing… kid’s probably going to get it either way.
I wonder how long it takes for pertussis to start providing protection. The biggest protection would have been to vaccinate the son, but there’s probably a window before it starts becoming effective. Lost half a litter of puppies to parvo from an earlier exposure despite vaccinating at the earliest recommended time.
https://youtu.be/5B6JNiQ_u-s
I first vaccinated my kids for pertussis 60 days after they were born. Boosters followed.
I think that it’s safe to say that if she had vaccinated both kids, this would not have happened.
I need some encouragement I did the right thing.
Not unless there’s a family history of adverse reactions. Otherwise it’s playing Russian roulette, which isn’t exactly responsible.
MH370 experts think they’ve finally solved the mystery of the doomed Malaysia Airlines flight
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/ct-malaysia-airlines-flight-20180514-story,amp.html
Wolf Blitzer did it.
What the fuck is a Wolf Blitzer?
“What the fuck is a Wolf Blitzer?”
It’s a talking head thingy that randomly pops up on CNN and spouts proggy non-sense. So a lot like a Anderson Cooper, only with a beard.
There are many definitions.
Since Hyperion likes the beard, he should go with #3.
Don’t pretend you don’t know, he’s one of yours.
A muppet?
AND Canadian.
They’re missing a piece of the puzzle. A very large piece.
Aliens?
The Island.
Hitler. Has to be Hitler.
“They suspect that the plane’s 2014 disappearance and apparent crash was a suicide by the 53-year-old Zaharie – and a premeditated act of mass murder.”
Ouch.
It was a black hole just like Don Lemon said it was. Don’t believe the cover story being pushed by the Lizard People.
I’m surprised Don Lemon didn’t believe saying ‘black hole’ is racist.
“Hey black people, don’t you know you’re not allowed to have an opinion that hasn’t been sanctioned by the Democrat party!? Dare to think for yourself and CNN will rip you to shreds…. #walkaway”
https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1050416989028671488
Herman Cain is the Nick Gillespie of black people.
9! 9! 9!
I totally forgot about his “program.” It was already seven years ago.
No Jacket™ Required?
Herman Cain is offering Democrats safe passage through the wasteland?
Are the pyramid shaped grain silos on the tour?
Wrong black republican, racist.
Cut him some slack, it was a 50/50 chance.
“And imagine her cosplaying this with The Donald.” Great, now we’re going to get an SF story with Donald in a dress, Melania pegging Donald, or both.
I still cant get past “vagina tomb”
You have to flick the special key to get past it and advance to the next treasure room.
That treasure room? The Butthole of Doom.
Its like you already have that puzzle [dons sunglasses] …….licked
I got a link, even though Sloopy usually covers the golf beat. One of Venezuela’s rare millionaires (in US dollars) cannot effectively ply his trade:
(t/w autoplay)
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/more-passport-issues-force-jhonattan-vegas-to-withdraw-from-cimb-classic
“Vegas’ homeland, Venezuela, is in the midst of civil unrest and economic collapse. On Monday the country’s congress reported Venezuelan consumer prices rose 488,865 percent in the 12 months ending in September.”
You know, Venezuela needs a new currency. Blowjobs hold their value. No matter how deep the recession, a blowjob is a blowjob.
It is the gold standard of sex acts.
So your personally starting a Venezuelan bank?
+1 night depository
While some services/commodities hold their value better than others, nothing is immune from devaluation, everything is subject to the law of supply and demand. Given how well Venezuela has been managed, I’d say they’d be able to devalue your new currency as well.
depends on whether we have elastic supply
* doesn’t deserve rimshot, I know *
There’s a joke in there somewhere…
Stanhope has a bit about some suit thinking that if the economy gets any worse he’ll have to start sucking cock on the corner, meanwhile, a whore sucking cock is thinking if the economy gets any worse she’ll need to start selling her ass-pussy.
I once had a girlfriend that was great at deep recession.
I don’t think blowjobs are fungible.
No matter how deep the recession, a blowjob is a blowjob.
How do we get this added as the ninth iron law? Would it be need to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting?
A bi-weekly blowjob seems like a nice return on investment.
We (and yes, that is the royal we) adopted the ninth Iron Law last week:
It can always get worse.
For some reason, the Overlords have not found time in their busy schedules to update the list.
A blowjob is not always a blowjob. If done very poorly (i.e. toothy), it can be closer to torture.
…unless you are in to that sort of thing.
I thought if a cop did it it was okay
Let’s hope this doesn’t make it to Judge K.
Ha-ha. Yeah, well, I bet I can make a pretty accurate guess as to whether he will or not.
“It is alleged that (the officers) were part of the burglary task force..”
And they do a home invasion. That’s just too rich.
Richly predictable.
And a paid vacation!
Nobody expects the New Professionals
Since I was quite clearly 1st (and it counts with a Seinfeld reference), and someone pointed out that I neglected to play a (double dose) of that mother fkin’ theme music !
did we settle the How Rome Really Worked debate?
this won’t help at all
I don’t get it.
I larfed.
I guessed right!
I have to throw in with Harris here.
appropos of nothing other than the generic American Chopper theme, here’s a great example of what I call 3D humor
The kid is right.
“We live in a dystopic speculative fictionnovel about the dangers of an entertainment-obsessed culture erasing the line between reality television and reality.”
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1050451712954290176
If Trump didn’t meet with Kanye there would be a voxsplainer how it was the most racist thing ever.
the original was funnier
Vox – That uppity nephew at Thanksgiving that you want to smack around
Yea, it’s all Drumph’s fault… It’s not like Obama was farting around on late night talk shows or anything.
Last week I was laughing off the idea that Tejanos survive in any meaningful way. This week week, TxMo derps up an easy story. The Texas Rangers were the best example of an authoritarian police state with toothless bozos as judge, jury, and executioner, but
this has to be the most strained attempt to shoehorn a bunch of derp into how we remember it
Instead of a Dairy Queen vignette that explains nothing, why not cut to the facts and just tell the fucking story?
A bigger outrage at Dairy Queen is that they no longer have butterscotch, like to make a butterscotch milkshake. They said they switched to ‘more modern’ flavors. Those jerks!!
Who the hell likes butterscotch?
Grandmothers.
You don’t like Scotch Whiskey?
The flavor butterscotch derives from the flavor of hot buttered scotch, just like hot buttered rum. Delicious! And truly the best milkshake flavor (especially if you float chopped nuts on the top).
I prefer my nuts crushed
Euphemism.
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (where she chops off their nuts and floats them)?
ALERT: THIS IS NOT DRILL! SF containment breech level 4 reported!
Listen, if I wanted to taste something with the flavor and consistency of semen, I’d suck a dick.
And chocolate is the only moral milkshake flavor.
Cum taste like butterscotch? The things I learn here.
I guess that’s what HM is saying.
If by “chocolate”, you mean “strawberry”.
Chocolate malt, yo.
Sean is wise.
Malted or GTFO.
Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq
The more appropriate question would be who doesn’t?
Gross, dude.
Gross.
UCS stays true to his guiding star.
I have to throw in with UCS on this one
SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!!!
Weird people.
adding a new column to my Glib matrix
Deepdish butterscotch pizza with pineapple and IPA toppings!
to compile my entry:
Deepdish: sure why not
Pineapple: no
Butterscotch: meh, in fact it’s sort of the poster child for meh
IPA: nope, bitter
Scotch/Bourbon: yes please
DD/Proportional: proportional
Thicc/more slender: yes please
Butterscotch: meh, in fact it’s sort of the poster child for meh
That’s excellent. I was expecting “Butterscotch: the Nick Gillespie of flavors”
Werther’s
That was my favorite as a kid. Fight me.
Like margarinescotch?
She acts like Johnny Canales never existed and was watched weekly by a polka loving yankee.
“…an assistant professor of American Studies at BROWN University…”
Heh heh.
“Are 68,000 people a day ‘trafficked right in front of our eyes’? Nope.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/10/11/are-people-day-trafficked-right-front-our-eyes-nope/
Donut Operator hardest hit.
I better get busy then.
The gift that keeps on giving.
“Would be nice to definitively rule out that the Saudis are paying the president massive bribes in exchange for tacit approval for murdering critics!”
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/msnbc-star-chris-hayes-floats-conspiracy-theory-that-saudis-pay-trump-massive-bribes
“
Didn’t they donate millions to the Clinton Global Initiative?
It’s projection all the time with those people.
From earlier subthread about Hyperion’s monitors:
It’s fantastic compared to the 27″ 1080 TN panel I was using.
I got a rotatable IPS panel a couple xmases back, for pinball. only 1080, but the image quality was so much better it unintentionally replaced my 4k TN panel. Dell makes some quality, affordable panels. My first LED-based panel was also a Dell, purchased c.2010 and still my 2nd best screen in terms of image quality, all 22″ of it.
I never want to see another TN panel.
I saw the new ASUS 27″ 4K 144hz HDR monitors when I bought mine. I mean I didn’t see it, they were all in the box still. But at $2000, I’ll pass without seeing it. For that price, it had better make me coffee in the morning, serve beer in the afternoon, and crank out real life hookers with blow to snort off their hineys. Seriously, are they fucking nuts?
Shit, I don’t think I’ve paid more than $300 for a monitor. My eyes can’t tell the difference.
I can tell the difference, but $2000 of difference does not exist in a 27″ screen.
I heard it goes to 11 and has a built in Fleshlight
“Many of these pages that Facebook just shut down are libertarian/left leaning and are about exposing police brutality or advocating drug legalization. We warned you that the purge would ultimately ensnare everyone and it’s happening.”
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1050514392733896704
End goal: All Kardashians All The Time
There are still people who use Facebook?
Unless you are craving stupidity, I don’t get it. I can talk to anyone I want to or share pictures, video, whatever, on a chat program on my phone. If someone is not on my list, it’s probably because I don’t want to talk to them or even care if they exist.
Thank you, thank you, thank you to that thread for alerting me that there are people still freaking out about ebola and immigration.
This a is secular winter holiday party gift come early!
Hey, easily 2 or 3 people with ebola have entered the United States! Any day now the disease that requires jungle conditions is going to massively break out in the temperate zone!
WHO has to have a reason to exist. Why does no one around here care about bureaucrats?
That’s actually true-if your political thought is outside of the mainstream over there your days are numbered.
“80% of the tax breaks went to white people.”
I am wallowing in my white priviledge.
I don’t make $15. If they really want that as a “living wage”, nobody making under it should be paying one cent in tax.
It’s likely that no one making under $15 an hour is paying any income tax. I mean a single person might be, but I doubt a couple with children would be paying any net taxes on 30k a year.
Believe us and not your lying paycheck.
For you gun nuts.
https://youtu.be/Nn7Ofkm1bAE
There was something similar at SHOT show. Demo ranch did a segment on it.
Very cool design. If the reviews are good, I’m going to have to own one.
Oooo, I want one of those.
I do not get warm and fuzzies from the position of that cross pin holding the sights on.
There’s no flip though.
I’m worried about negligent discharge and lost fingers. Operating it requires violating a prime safety rule. Since the hammer is part of that component, it can still discharge until the top rail is removed.
Look at what you have to do to take the slide off a .45. You can’t get around a chamber check.
I had the same thought watching them break it down at first, but the barrel is actually low enough that I think you can remove that pin from the top without your hand crossing the muzzle.
https://youtu.be/YPnFvtP7k70
Yeah, I’ve seen Yankee Marshall review that. That’s in his EDC rotation. Very cool design.
Neat
Intriguing, but I’m not sure about some of the explanations
Sights being locked inline with the barrel: it just looks like a different kind of lock-up slop, not an elimination of slop
Hammer: they work so hard to get the recoil in line with the top of the grip, but then they eliminate the striker which would have been inline for a hammer; at least the hammer fights muzzle jump
Gas vent: we can’t see all the details and I’m not researching this, but the conspicuous parts of the venting would seem to exacerbate muzzle jump (it’s not as if the direction of the vent is all that matters: the internal changes in direction (momentum) still matter and have reaction vectors)
But it’s smart and creative: watch and see if the Gen2 or whatever isn’t pretty sweet.
It’s a solid maybe.
I’ll take a Glock instead if I’m going with a hammerless semi.
I already own 3 Glocks.
I’m so sorry.
some day when I’m bored, I’ll dig through the couch for some change and pick up one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nc-VGgg6Ec
Oh, that Canukistani brewhouse you recommended? Their front page advert when I went to the site was for ImPeachMent Ale.
I imagine there’s even less MAGA-love in Ottawa than in DC. But then again, it’s hard to take a Canadian’s political opinion seriously.
(present muppet company excepted)
I want this. And more importantly, I want to be able to shoot like that.
https://youtu.be/KkNux5x4Dow
“Church needs new holy water after naked man on meth takes a dip, N.D. cops say
A North Dakota church’s holy water fountain needs a $500 deep clean — not to mention new holy water — after what happened during Mass on Tuesday, the priest told police.
Spirit of Life Church in Mandan was holding its 9 a.m. service when 21-year-old Zachary Burdick walked in and started to strip, according to a police affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun.
Witnesses at the church said that once Burdick was naked, he began walking down the aisle toward the altar as he masturbated, the affidavit said.
But before Burdick even walked into the sanctuary, a witness said Burdick started to “splash around” in a holy water fountain, the affidavit said. The priest said Burdick “dipped his rear end” into the water, according to police.
Now the fountain will have to be drained, cleaned and sanitized, the priest said.
Lori Flaten, a police spokesperson, said that earlier in the day Burdick had tried to bless parishioners at the Roman Catholic church with the Book of Mormon, but was told to leave, KFYR reports.
Burdick was arrested on charges of criminal mischief, indecent exposure and ingestion of a controlled substance other than marijuana, the affidavit said.”
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article219831000.html
Now it’s extra holy.
I look forward to Gad’s article explaining this particular ritual.
O ye of little faith, if it really is holy water then God will sanitize it.
Agreed.
“he began walking down the aisle toward the altar as he masturbated”
Old lady start playing the wedding march? I would have.
Pomp & Circumstance
Burdick had tried to bless parishioners at the Roman Catholic church with the Book of Mormon
Everybody knows that to bless people when on meth it must be done with a Hustler magazine.
“As your next County Executive, I will be your champion for moving all of our communities, villages, farms and businesses forward with innovative, transparent, proactive, and sensible leadership that remains rooted in the values and quality of life we cherish. And changing the rules as I go along.”
https://votecalvinball.com/
“Other kids’ games are all such a bore!
They’ve gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It’s never the same! It’s always bizarre!
You don’t need a team or a referee!
You know that it’s great, ’cause it’s named after me!”
I had to stop @ #BallForAll
“White Feminism Isn’t the Problem (But You Might Be if You Think So)
Intersectional politics can’t empower women if it demonizes them based on their race”
https://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/272318/white-feminism-isnt-the-problem-but-you-might-be-if-you-think-so
Pass.
An ideology that singles out one group of women for special abuse and scapegoating based on their race or religion may be many things but calling it ‘feminist’ is a bit much.
An ideology that is based on singling out one group for abuse shouldn’t single out a subgroup of that group for abuse? I got headache now, so no sex for you.
It’s like these old white biddies don’t even intersectionality, bro. The progressive stack is a stack for a reason: someone has to hold up the bottom.
Speaking of gun safety. Quick response by range employee though. Obviously watching them.
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/video-selfie-at-gun-range-earns-lifetime-ban/1516534700
Dumbasses. His buddy almost became a Darwin Award winner.
1. Nikki Haley resigns, distancing herself from any coming Trump scandals or the inevitable economic downturn
2. Trump chooses not to run in 2020, despite solid support from his base; endorses Haley
3. Haley marshals bipartisan support against whichever crone the Dems put up
4. President Haley preserves Trump’s legacy
That’s some smart thinking. But are they that smart?
No.
Comparisons to Eva Von Braun? How would that work if they couldn’t call her Literally Hitler.
Haley’s an idiot who makes Trump look like Einstein.
Still would.
Maybe. I haven’t followed her closely. But she’s a well-liked idiot, anyway.
Sure, she’s a minority woman bombhappy unapologetic neocon. Basically an Indian-American John McCain with tits.
If chemical weapons are used in Syria, we have no choice but to blame Assad. That Haley, right?
“Haley’s an idiot who makes Trump look like Einstein.”
^this^
I hate my neighbors.
Everyone has a phone, why the hell are you honking from the street for someone to come out of their house?
How dare you criticize Italian culture.
*gesticulates wildly*
Hey, atsa matta for you?!!
Um…Puerto Ricans has a sad…
Like I can tell youse apart.
/Mick
Meh, I take my phone to work, where I generally leave it in the truck, other than that If I leave the house I don’t have my phone on me.
Wow, you’re a luddite.
Even I have my phone on me if I’ve left the house.
If my cable box reboots itself – in the middle of a recording – one more time, I’m going to throw the fucking thing out a window.
Call Karl Hungus ?
+1 he fixes the cable?
Do it, then smash your TV, you love it, it’s a way of life.
Flat-screen TV’s probably don’t “smash” but the thought is tempting.
Luckiest shot o my life. someone tossed it out in the woods so I set it up, rode my mule about 1000yards back. Using the roll bar as a support while standing on the mule’s seat. Ruger No.1 with 3×9 – 50 Nikon in 7mmREMMag with a 120gr FMJ screaming down range a 3400fps
Mind you the range was calculated by eye so…..1000 yd, 800yd, 1200yd…whatever.
From the rest I guestimated the rise licked my finger to check windage and then squeezed off the first shot, very nice crisp trigger. Then two more.
Driving down to the target I was astonished that all three bullets had punched through more or less in the center and in a 4 inch group. Some days you just have it.
My wife initially doubted that the gun would shoot that far and even if it could would miss or cause minimal damage. She does not have firm understanding of what firearms are capable of. She does now. She was quite intimidated by that.
Ambien is kickin in. The target was a wide screen TV someone had disposed of.
Have you given some thought to yelling ?
I had a wireless router i took a hammer to. My gf was a little shocked by the sudden violence. I thought it cathartic.
???
Items in the woods on the downhill side of my house: An old phone, miscellaneous tools that I got for such a deal I couldn’t pass it up, all candles that have come into the house, some sort of makeshift bong? thingy that no one would claim responsibility for after I told the kids never bring dope or dope things into my house, a radio, the worlds most uncomfortable chair, and an equally uncomfortable couch set, A router for my jeep, A table saw that cannot be squared up, a; push mower that doesnt mow. I am sure there are more.
Cover it with dirt. It will make a great archaelogical dig for some kids in about 200 years.
“What we have here is a rural midden heap. It’s a bunch o’ garbage.”
What month is tripping hazard and kitchen knife awareness month?
Octemburary