Predictably on schedule the grey gloom of winter hit New York on the 1st of October. This weather is a blessing and a curse. Mostly a curse, but it is a blessing in that I am fully embracing soups this year.
Last week I made this delicious green chile potato leek soup that my husband says is the best thing I’ve ever made. (I disagree, but my comfort foods are all Asian.)
This soup uses zero dairy, and is still delightfully creamy. You’ll need an immersion blender to whir it up at the end and blend it smooth. I use this one.
You can adjust the spice by adding or subtracting green chile. I used sauce because I had a jar made up in the fridge already, and it was a lot easier than cleaning green chiles just for the soup. But you could use freshly chopped green chile just the same.
Right before serving, I topped my husband’s dish with some freshly shredded Havarti, and then I stole a taste. It’s delicious. If you’re #notvegan, I highly recommend you add a little at the end.
Green Chile Potato Leek Soup
Ingredients
- 6 medium white potatoes peeled and chopped
- 3 leeks cleaned and chopped
- 1 large sweet onion diced
- 1 tbsp butter alternative of your choice
- 1 cup hard cider
- 1 cup green chile sauce
- 8 cups vegetable or not chicken broth
- 1 tbsp soy sauce
- 1 tbsp thyme
- black pepper to taste
- salt to taste
- Havarti cheese for garnish if you're #notvegan
Instructions
- Clean the leeks and chop off the rough dark green ends. Leave a lot of green. Slice into thin rounds.
- Melt butter alternative over medium heat. Add leeks and cook down until soft. Add the chopped onions. Cook until the onions are starting to go translucent. The leeks will be just starting to brown. Add the hard cider and turn temperature to a simmer.
- Add potatoes, broth, a little freshly ground black pepper, thyme, soy sauce, and green chile sauce. Simmer until potatoes can be mashed with a wooden spoon.
- Remove from heat, and whir up with an immersion blender until creamy. Add salt and pepper to taste. If you're #notvegan, serve with some grated Havarti on top.
Needs MOAR animal!
With that in mind….now hit that mother-fkin’ Theme Music !
Damn…good song
Shit yes. Now we’re talkin!
What the hell is wrong with those guys? They’re just banging on electric guitars and it looks like it’s giving them seizures. Maybe the power supply short circuited through the strings. I don’t know.
Don’t blaspheme.
*Fights back urge to kill*
Here. This should help.
And you could hear the fingers pickin’
Thanks buddy. I needed that.
Urges Mike’s to kill.
Ya done good, Homp
Don’t encourage him Fourscore. He’s a blasphemer and deserves scorn.
Great honey, btw.
AC/DC is like the Rolling Stones. With a rhythm guitar that solid, it makes it easy to put great lead over the top.
Fkin’ great choice Tres.
It does look easily convertible to use more animal.
No pics?! Denied!
Think Algae.
Shameful, but when I hear “chile” (however you spell it), I immediately think “Hormel”. Where I grew up, sauerkraut was for the adventurous.
Hitler?
Hitler.
Good timing. My wife just asked if we had any potato leek soup left over from the other night. Alas,no we ate it all. The next batch gets the green chilies.
Srsly, what’s a chile? The broad category that includes Jalapeños, habanero etc. ?Or does it refer specifically to one type?
Those are peppers. The culinary concoction knowh as Chili has a very precise definition – which people argue over to no end.
So you could pepper your chilli with chiles and pepper and peppers?
could and should
Now you got it.
What you get from Hatch NM. Accept no substitutes.
Wikipedia is actually accurate in this instance.
>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_chile
Love leeks. They’re very good with chicken as well. Nice addition to soup.
my comfort foods are all Asian
#metoo
That was the worst thing about you moving out- I lost my Asian Food majority as well as another kick-ass cook in the house.
I was gonna mention this guy for onion soup, but I suppose the chicken & beef bases he uses runs askew of vegan/vegetarian ideals.
But they could be subbed out with Not Chicken and Not Beef bases.
Very similar to my grandmother’s potato leek soup.
Will try yours. Thanks!
If you’re #notvegan, you’re also going to use real butter.
And is chicken broth contraindicated even for non-vegans?
..see above
“8 cups vegetable or not chicken broth”
I’m even more confused.
There are some excellent imitation chicken bases that are vegetarian or vegan. My preference is this one.
That makes sense. “Not chicken broth” is a category that includes bong water.
I worked with a guy that claimed, during his time in college, he and his roommates would use bongwater to make Kraft® mac & cheese.
Thta hXc af, yo.
That’s a great way to ruin perfectly good bong water.
“There are some excellent imitation chicken bases that are vegetarian or vegan.”
No, no there are not. You sound like a proggy talking head.
I am convinced Veganism is a plot by a tribe of Vampires to raise sweeter food.
“Not chicken” is vegetarian chicken broth. https://ohmyveggies.com/vegetarian-chicken-stock/
Thx. I just like sassing my dominatrix sometimes.
Unfortunately, I’m the only one here who cares for onion soups.
Not so fast there, Calamity Jane. Im a huge fan of onion anything.
Hell, I even wear one on my belt. As that was the style…
Actually, by “here” I meant in my house. My dad’s a bit picky and doesn’t eat soups. I’ll get the French onion any time it’s available at a restaurant.
I only get French onion when the wife isn’t around, and even then I have to open the windows so I don’t suffocate myself.
Soups of any kind?
I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever seen him eat soup.
He’s as bad as UCS: If I make breaded chicken or pork chops, he’ll scrape the breading off. He cuts the top off of meatloaf.
I would never do that.
Would you do anything for love?
It takes balls to start a Meatloaf pun thread
I liked the comments from UCS and Not Adahn, but I didn’t care for Straff’s. I guess 2 outta 3 ain’t bad.
I can see this going bad quick, I’d better flee like a bat out of hell.
So you’ll be gone before the morning light ?
That’s the best part
well, if its unnecessarily laden with ketchup, Im #WithHim
I saw that episode of Seinfeld.
Top o’ The Muffin….TO YOU!
“well, if its unnecessarily laden with ketchup, Im #WithHim”
^This!
Fuck ketchup. On anything. Yeah, I said it.
Ketchup FTW
https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/www.orangepage.net/recipes/detail_142817.amp
“Fuck ketchup. On anything. Yeah, I said it”
My son’s (2 years old so you’ll have to forgive him) favorite food is ketchup. His obsession has died down the last few months, but he would walk to the fridge and ask for it as a snack.
One morning he asked for it on a banana. My wife thinking the taste would be too weird and help take the edge off his obsession obliged. The plan failed he thoroughly enjoyed his ketchup banana.
What if it’s laden with catsup?
Your son is either pregnant or a serial killer.
T&T: My almost 5 year old is just now getting to the point where he doesn’t eat the condiments first, and then everything else. We’d go to Chikfila, and he’d eat the goddam sauce packet straight, then eat his chicken nuggets. Blech.
God, it would be great to find that sentence inside a fortune cookie.
Digby, where can I invest in this fortune cookie business of yours?
I’m partnering with a company. Let’s see…um, “Shysters ‘R Us”.
You should send any monies there–I’ve got an excellent feeling about them!
I made a batch of French onion soup last week. Probably my best batch. What’s almost as good is the voluminous quantity and quality of room clearing gas that arrives about six hours later.
This soup actually sounds good. I wish I wasn’t a lazy ass
This is pretty easy. Just a lot of chopping of stuff.
Any other contributers having trouble with the Media Library? I’m trying to upload the pictures for part 4 of the Kitbash series, and it’s not working.
Okay, the issue appears to be local to my home PC, as my work PC displays the library. I’ll have to figure out what’s up with that.
Duck me.
Worked 12 hours last night. Came home, took the kid to school, then took the wife to the Dr. We spent several hours there, baby is about ready to come, but not today. Probably next week. I get home about 1 o’clock and there is water in laundry room. Hot water heater went out. I went to the store, bought a new one and had it changed by 5 o’clock. At 6 I leave for another 12 hours of work. Its gonna be a rough night.
You’re a relatively young gun. Eat healthy and get at least 5 hours quality sleep. Worked for me when I was under 40.
I hear you. I was recounting everything that has broken since we started our remodel. It gives me stomach pains to think about it.
I know it. I have torn a sun room off and replaced it with a nice deck, and put a metal roof on my house this year to the tune of around 15k. I haven’t been done with that for more than few months and now I have water damage from a water heater rusting out that I have to fix along with the 350 bucks I just dropped on a new one. Home ownership is rough kids.
If you’re unclear on the concept of entropy just buy a house. That fence post won’t fall up.
Lol
Friend’s pregnant wife: “Are you going to drive like this when the baby’s in the car?!”
Friend: “The baby is in the car.”
Way to go friend, starting an abortion argument.
In that spirit, it’s not too early for the Baby On Board sign
*Tries to decide if he should bust Lach’s balls about his hot water heater.*
*Decides to chalk it up to lack of sleep*
Hang in there buddy. Rockstar, Monster, covfefe, whatever gets you through. Be safe.
Well, heating the cold water just doesn’t make any sense.
I get it. However colloquial is as colloquial does.
I know. I’ve actually heard it up here as well. In fact, I’ve been known to let it slip occasionally.
Given how a tank water heater works, when the temperature slips, it will bring it back up to baseline, and it will thus be heating hot water.
Very good
pedantpoint. I’m going to remember that for the next time I call it a hot water heater and get my balls busted.In the winter time, mine actually just serves as a storage bin. I have the water that enter my water heater routes through a coil in my wood burning stove that heats the water to 170 degrees before it ever enters the tank. I dont think the electric water heater ever kicks in as long as I have a fire burning.
That’s really neat.
Damn, dude. Be careful at work!
Just so you know, when us old fucks get together, we talk about you.
Good luck and be safe. Looking forward to hearing about the next libertarian baby!
*blushes*
Thanks Tundra.
Yeah. ??
baby is about ready to come, but not today
That’s the fucking worst. Thing 1 just refused to be born.
Also, you can look forward to this call at work
Mrs Lachowksy: Honey, come home. Water broke.
Lachowsky: God Damn It I just replaced that hot water heater!
Mrs Lachowsky: No Asshole. Not the water heater. Me.
Ha!
Good one. I can see that happening.
Be safe at work, and good luck to you and Mrs. L. Email me an address (brett_bolt@yahoo.com) and I’ll stand you to a glibs onesie. I think we need a new tradition of new babies in glibs onesies.
HOLY MOLY WEBDOM YOU’VE OUTDONE XERSELF
Although if I may take a liberty (I promise to be gentle), I’d add crumbled bacon.
Thank you!
You may bacon all you wish.
I know, breaking new ground here.
This is on my list for next week. Thanks, girl child!
(Also for the confused, “not chicken” means a kind of vegetarian broth engineered to taste like chicken. It’s really pretty good.)
So, inquiring minds and all; what’s it like? I mean, a bunch of herbs and spices to mimic chicken flavor, or does it involve artificial flavorings?
If I understand the terminology, being “Vegetarian Broth” they made it from Vegetarians.
Soylent Extra-Green?
Rubber chicken?
That rubber comes from trees, which have been penetrated w/o their consent to draw out the essence of Gaia.
…such a shitlord
You just make me sick !
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Easy chix broth.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJzOjtG5vk
It’s normally a blend of celery, carrots, turmeric, paprika, onion, thyme, parsley, salt, pepper. I add nutritional yeast to mine to make it “meatier.” It’s actually really close to chicken. The first time I made it for my husband he thought I used chicken broth.
With all due respect, I dont have much interest in something marketed as “engineered to taste like….”
*bows and walks backwards out of the room*
Tonight I had some grass engineered to taste like tortilla chips.
k. Take your word for it.
In cooking veggie I’ve never even tried to replicate meat flavors. The veggie stuff should stand on its own. When any kind of broth is called for I use Knorr veggie bouillon cubes. They work great and on one notices they don’t taste like chicken or beef.
It does look awesome.
Not sure why you would what to add soy sauce or hot peppers to vchyssoise. I’d also go with sage over thyme, just like I would for french onion.
The soy sauce isn’t noticeable as a flavour, but it makes it taste richer and more like there’s a meat base. The chile peppers is because I had a craving for green chile. The thyme because I feel it goes better with the chile than sage does. If I didn’t use green chile, I would’ve used sage.
Now I find out there are things called “chile peppers”!? You guys are just trolling me now.
Just how long have you been in Japan…?
Wisconsin>Europe>Asia. My stint in Colorado should’ve informed me, but I was high.
There are also Chili Pipers. They play bagpipes.
Check under the bridge.
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1049214706303418369
LOL
Nice.
Heh.
Sooo….I’ve always liked gangster films. I enjoyed The Godfather movies (both of them), The Untouchables, Public Enemies, etc. So tonight I thought I’d give Ben Affleck’s “Live By Night.” Its a bunch of disjointed, SJW, grievance mongering clap trap. If you are going to do social commentary maybe try to be more subtle than the theatric version of a dick pic.
That would require being subtle, a skill they never honed.
“The Godfather box set is perfect for parties: you watch the first two discs and do blow off the third.”
/Artie Lange
LOL spoken from experience I bet
Without a doubt. I used to listen to him on Anthony Cumia’s show. Dude’s a maniac.
I only know him from Howard Stern – in the before times, when it was good.
The departed was overrated. There. I said it.
Unlike this crap it was at least watchable without alternately doing Nelson laughs and cringing.
I’ll take your word. It’s pretty rare for me to watch a new film. Sad! I used to love movies.
Since I mostly don’t watch network TV any more, I don’t even see any movie commercials. I only hear about stuff I might want to watch by word of mouth, usually a year or two later.
Metoo
Methree. Speaking of, I’ve been hearing rave word-of-mouth reviews for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Just FYI. Haven’t seen it myself, yet.
“Three Billboards” is worth watching.
3 Billboards was the only good movie I’ve seen this year.
Yeah, I’ve heard the same.
Over about the last 3 years I have gotten to a place where I just can’t separate the sjw/socialist themes out from popular entertainment and it means I find it very hard to enjoy any of it. I used to be able to just accept that other people disagree with my world view and enjoy the stories but now, with the gleeful evil the put out I find myself getting very angry when I have to listen to it.
Same. What really put mover the edge (hence my rant on here) was a scene where he sits down with a WASP corporate man whom explains to him that [whites] settled and own the country and all the catholics and minorities better get used to it. It was so transparent as to be laughable if it wasn’t so insidious. I find the fact that “whites” are always presented to be an evil monolith troubling to say the least. And I find it baffling that that narrative is both pushed and lapped up by RWL’s.
The real irony is that the sjw assholes seem to largely be WASPS, so they roll right around back to correct about who the villains are ethnically, just for the opposite reason. Deplorables tend to be Scots/irish, German, or of ethnic extraction.
Yeah they fail to realize that the rural south were and are the descendants of “oppressed” minorities and social classes.
If things keep playing out the way they are I expect to see the progs as a pure WASP party. Their assumption that they can push any agenda they want and keep Black and Hispanic voters on the Dem plantation is flawed. I know a lot of minority business people who have reliably voted D, but are sounding more and more unhappy with Team D’s rhetoric. Eventually the whole, ‘but I always vote x’ gives way to self interest and it’s awful hard for a small entrepreneur to buy into a platform of “You have to hire based on grievance points, cannot fire for incompetence, and must pay the kid who sweeps the floor $15/hr.” and oh by the way your taxes are going up again…
The Departed was a retard’s version of the Infernal Affairs trilogy.
Your first mistake was “Ben Affleck”.
What about reindeer games?!
Never saw it.
Don’t.
Seconded….that one sucked almost as bad as this
For real, I liked “The Town” and “Argo”. Ben Affleck is an idiot but there are a few ok movies in his catalog…..”Live By Night” is NOT one of them.
I liked Argo as well. There was another (Gone Girl?) that sucked mightily except for some nice breasts.
He was just right for his parts in Mallrats and Dazed and Confused.
If I ever meet a “race realist”, I’m going to introduce him to Mazie Hirono. Warren, Pelosi etc are vacuous, but Mazie is on a tear recently with an unending string of stupid statements.
Why would a race realist care?
I think when someone reaches the point where they think “all Japanese are smart”, or really any “all x are y” you have moved from race realism into racism.
Her and OAC are in a contest for the most ignorant, vacuous statement.
Hirono is not a sentient life form and I am embarrassed that she is from mt state. At least since she is foreign born who has been naturalized as a citizen she is ineligible to be the President.
Did you see some idiot actually put out that we should change the law so she can be president?
I’ve said before but I’m now just flush with embarrassment because i know I have family who voted for that empty headed twit (and Schatz, too. How are both of them SO SO awful?.)
Why, who ever said that the War On Drugs couldn’t be profitable for someone ?
“Having worked in addiction treatment and recovery for several years, we are well aware, that when an individual is ready to begin treatment, it is imperative that we are able to help them immediately. This means commencing with medication, counseling, group therapy and social services support as soon as possible,” stated Dr. Shawn Ryan, chief medical officer.
More like Dr. $hawn Ryan, amirite?
Cha. Ching.
More lucrative than butt implants?
My mom worked as a counselor at Hazelton for decades. She told patients that they could tell her anything. Anything but pet fucking stories. Why do they always end up eventually fucking Fido?
Well, could be sheep .
Herself on ending the WoD; “It is not likely to work. There is just too much money in it, ”
Only true thing she’s ever said.
The slow pace at which marijuana laws are being reformed has quite a bit to do with the individual states not quite having a plan yet for how to best extract the maximum amount of tax revenue from the product once legal.
Exactly THAT.
See also: Ohio.
Yeah. Arkansas passed legal medical 2 years ago. There still has not been a single license granted to a grower or distributor.
The rules they set up to get a license basically involve one paying the state a shot load of money and then being lucky enough to know which palms to grease to get your application pushed through. So far, no one has quite cracked the riddle.
Why do you hate common sense regulations designed to protect the children?
Free weed, 100% dorito tax!
Fastest road to state fiscal surplus.
Protesters Try to Stop Ben Shapiro From Speaking at USC
The tiny, Jewish “Nazi” strikes again.
Sorry for the late night hijack, but the BIF e-mails have been sent out. If you didn’t get one, please let me know.
Got it!
I almost emailed you to check how things were going. Good stuff.
It’s the most participants for one yet. 15 people all shipping beer across the country. And I still think I managed to avoid any repeat shipments, and any back and forth shipments. It also doesn’t hurt that Cleveland Beer Week starts on Friday, so lots of bars and bottle shops will be bringing out some rarities for purchase and drinking. It’s also good that one of the (in my opinion) more underrated way the hell out from Cleveland, but still close enough they call themselves Clevelanders breweries picked up a crowler machine.
Jelly, have fun Guys…
Received. Thanks again, Nephi
Potato/Leek soup is delish! Especially when paired with a grilled ham and cheese sammich.
I’d be tempted just to dump diced ham right into the soup!
I like where your head is at.
Give in to temptation. Put that ham in that soup. Goid call.
It’s not potato soup without ham, bacon and cream.
I just realized I doxxed myself to Sloopyinca when I bought the Impala skull and cowboy squirrel at his Texas auction.
And I’ve also shared TMI on this site.
Guess I’ll never run for public office! What a relief. 🙂
Whatever. I know you IRL and would run your goddamn campaign!
Ha! I might actually have a chance here in greater San Diego county. These mofos aren’t SoCons, but they aren’t LibZombies either. Many are ex military (not unlike this place) so they have sacrificed much and risked more for this country than most.
I am pleasantly surprised by the local politics. Even my HOA is live-and-let-live, just $35 a month for tennis court and pool upkeep, no nanny-ing.
See? Lemme know when you are ready!
Why would you want sabotage her like that?
Tundra doesn’t want California to become more rational than Minnesota, that’s why 🙂
Duh.
We want her back here.
Don’t worry, Banjos will make sure he never talks.
“Ve haff whayz of making you never talk..”
Speaking of the war on drugs, with Trump’s hatred of Sessions why has no one gotten in his ear and told him the best fuck you would be to just reclassify marijuana with his pen and phone? And it would be fun to see the media try to condemn him for it.
That’s brilliant.
Every time I see something news-wise about Trump ragging on Sessions, I immediately wonder if Trump is going to do something positive about WoD, just to stick it to Sess.
/Great minds, and all that, Brochettaward.
Crap. My mod accidentally switched from wattage to temp mode when I swapped batteries and charred my coil. Never happened before. I didn’t notice in time. Now I have to replace it.
Mod?
Motor operated disconnect
Ministry of defense
Movies on demand
Inquiring minds want to know
Mod?
A mod is is the electronic part of a vaporizer. The term is from when mods were modified flashlight cases.
Oops, got a Meter? and a Fire extinguisher?
https://imgur.com/c8QcgYQ
Steve Smith takes out ad in local paper.
LOL
I keep thinking these Bigfoot trackers are just made for television. Guess I was wrong.
As a Texan, I have to admit that the allure is, of course, intense.
Back like 10 years ago I wanted to do a youtube show that would be people of different political ideologies arguing politics while drunk. Nobody ever wanted to do it. I did shoot a pilot where I was drunk and a friend asked me questions, but the questions he asked were all really easy to answer from my political bent ‘That’s not a job for government’. So it turned out boring.
Drunk Capital Gang?
Some baseball history was made tonight – Brock Holt is the first player to ever hit for the cycle in the postseason. Kinda surprised that’s never happened before.
Tis the season for the cycle. Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Christian Yelich on Monday night became the first player in major league history to hit for the cycle against the same team twice in one season. (although, I think that was later clarified to something like the first time in something like 110 years.)
Hitting for the cycle twice is pretty amazing; it’s that triple that always eludes people.
Here’s a question then that I don’t care about; has anyone ever hit for the cycle in reverse? (I stopped caring about baseball during the 90s strike)
Fine, I will enact your labor – “The natural cycle has been accomplished in reverse (home run, triple, double, single)—also known as an “unnatural” cycle—ten times”
Also, Wikipedia can be amazing – Holt is already there, 3 different times.
The only question I care about, does this make my 3 different versions of Wade Bogg’s rookie card worth more?
“natural cycle” is bogus; no baseball guys care or talk like that
2 years ago in the SEC tournaments. Chad spanberger of Arkansas damn near hit the home run cycle. He had a solo homer, 2 run homer, and a grand slam. Would have been amazing if he could have gotten the 3 run shot too.
That would have been amazing. I think it’d have to be college ball to get that sort of carnage.
https://www.teamspeedkills.com/2017/5/25/15695352/2017-sec-baseball-tournament-chad-spanberger-arkansas-home-runs-grand-slam-highlight-video
It was amazing.
(I’m only aware of the Yelich cycle because I’m in radio and radio covers that boring shit)
Also, in a nod to Sloopy, I’m not sure anyone is beating the Astros this year.
I am still vaguely terrified by Gary Sheffield, BTW. I had no idea that he was now a studio analyst. He appears to be bad at it, but it seems like he’s still one comment away from taking a swing at someone.
Now I’m imagining Bob Gibson as a color guy. “Jim, the next time you say something that dumb, I’m gonna whup your ass.”
I have a recipe that could probably be redone vegan for you. The non-vegan is delicious. Stacked enchiladas. Although the richness of the egg yolk really adds something to it. Something about chiles and blondes in NY triggered this in my mind. Also, WebDom, if you and SP could make another trip to FL, my children need some stern looks.
I had a lady friend from france who was a vegitarian, I made her two separate versions of my chili, one where I used ‘vegetarian’ meat and one where I treated refried beans as the meat. She liked the refried beans version. But she also didn’t drink. I can handle not eating or not drinking, but doing neither I get suspicious you’re some kind of commie.
At least you didn’t try to pass off whole beans as real ingredients. I made a version of this with the chiles I could round up here. It was damn good, although I shorted it a couple of the chiles in chipotle, so it was a little spicy, but not as hot as I would usually make it. I was hoping to convince the kids to eat some. No go.
And yes, Lisa Fain became my spiritual guide to finding the tastes of home in my years in the Florida wilderness.
Actually, one of the keys to my chili that everyone loves, I mix fresh peppers with pickled peppers and even add pickled pepper juice in.
Oh see, that sounds great. So far I’ve stuck to just using pickled pepper juice in the House signature drink: Mexican Mules
ice
1 shot tequila
top with ginger beer
add a splash of pickled jalapeno juice
squeeze a lime
spicy and delicious.
Yeah, but up here the usual ‘chili’ is tomato soup with hamburger, noodles, kidney (not chili) beans and a dash (not too much) chili powder. However Chili John’s from Green Bay claims they were responsible for Oyster crackes, and if I ate that shit I’d need something to make sure I didn’t vomit as well.
Oh, no brah. I’m a fan of the pre-2014 Terlingua rules. No tomatoes and no beans*. I know they’ve relaxed the beans rule, but everyone should try this old-style chili con carne. Its fucking beef, chilis, and some onions and garlic. Add cheese, saltines, or sour cream to your bowl. De-fucking-licious. (And low-carb friendly)
*as previously discussed, this means no kidney beans or black beans whole in the chili
Whoa. I want to try. But I’m not on friendly terms with tequila. But that sounds like a delicious beverage. But tequila. But flavor.
What would you serve it with? Just a cocktail? Or paired with a dish/meal?
I usually serve as a cocktail with reposado tequila. Don’t break the bank. Just get something a little aged. A mule is usually about 10-12 oz inclusive of ice. You should get at least 5-1 ginger beer to tequila. It should be sweet with two distinct spices: ginger from the beer and a slow burn from the jalapeno juice. Its delicious. If it isn’t sweet enough to mask the tequila burn, add more ginger beer. Goslings works fine. Fever Tree is a bit spicier. I’ll be damned if I can remember the actual Jamaican Ginger Beer which is also damned good.
Sir Digby, I’ll have you know every time I see your name I think of the sad sack movie Igby Goes Down that McCaully Culkin’s little brother was in. Might explain some of my random hostile outbreaks towards you.
Meh, at least it’s not Rory. Still, that flick may have something to do with my new-fangled “man-sled”*.
Wait, you’ve been hostile to me??? I thought it was just Wisconsin manners.
*pictured.
‘Minnesota Nice’ has nothing on ‘Wisconsin Polite’ in terms of backhanded compliments.
Well, I guess I’m that much more educated, now.
This place is dangerous.
*Digby furiously searches all of his transactions here with me looking for insults, has that ‘Usual Suspects’ moment* *Then I walk in all jolly and drunk and say ‘yeah, I was just jashin ya, them minesotan’s are the bad guys der.*
My Keyser Söze moment, apparently.
I’m Cat Branchman!
Man, I can’t believe I skipped K&P when it was on. I was under the impression (from an article I saw) it was going to be kinda-woke/Obama luv-fest, so I passed it up.
I thought Keanu was hi-larious.
What happened to your old moniker?
He ate the salad.
But, I didn’t toss it. That’s the important part.
And that’s how you bring it back around to vegetarian
shitstuff.Oh, I was thinking it might be funny to find a portrait pic for an avatar, like HM and Raphael. I did a GIS for “Sir Digby”. Found that photo, and laughed my ass off about it, even though it wasn’t what I originally wanted.
See this for a full explanation.
That’s funny. The fleshlight industry is a lot older than I thought.
Indeed!
The handle change is an homage to a Simpson’s reference, to accentuate the pic.
Oh, you are looking for the green eyed lady?
+1 Six Demon Bag
OK, +6 Six Demon Bag
The Pork Chop Express, signing off.