Sunday “The Morning After” Links

After much drama, rending of clothes, high fiving, screaming, crying, cheering, and all around idiocy, we have a new Supreme Court justice, after successfully avoiding any actual rational discussion by our elected chimps of his statist jurisprudence and why he might not be a good choice on substantive grounds. Well done, Team Blue, you’ve managed once again to drown out useful debate with social signaling and culture wars. And while you’re at it, the two-three mailers a day like the above one that I’ve been getting from you for our local election have been effective in swaying me from, “Meh, don’t care, I’ll likely abstain,” to, “Fuck you guys, I’m voting for Idstein, whoever the hell he is, but he’s not filling my mailbox with mendacious garbage.”

Not that I’m annoyed. But I’m annoyed. The only thing that will make me feel slightly better will be watching Baker Mayfield being welcomed to the NFL today by that kind and gentle soul, Terrell Suggs. And a recitation of key birthdays: Niels Bohr, whose Copenhagen interpretation muddied the quantum waters for decades,  Del Lord, who directed the greatest comic trio of all time (do not argue with me), slimeball Catharine MacKinnon, and scam artist and all-around Jew-hater Elijah Muhammed and his spirit animal Heinrich Himmler.

On to the actual news.


To demonstrate that there’s at least one agency in DC that has yet to be cleaned up, the FDA took action to ban seven food additives in response to money-grubbing litigation-focused “public interest” groups armed with the pernicious Delaney Amendment.

The decision comes in response to a petition brought by environmental and consumer groups, including the Natural Resources Defense Council, the Center for Food Safety, and the Center for Science in the Public Interest. “We think this is a win for consumers,” says Erik Olson of the Natural Resources Defense Council.

The FDA had concluded that these flavoring compounds do not pose a health risk to consumers. “The synthetic flavoring substances that are the subject of this petition are typically used in foods available in the U.S. marketplace in very small amounts and their use results in very low levels of exposures and low risk,” concludes an FDA statement on the petition. “While the FDA’s recent exposure assessment of these substances does not indicate that they pose a risk to public health under the conditions of their intended use, the petitioners provided evidence that these substances caused cancer in animals who were exposed to much higher doses,” the FDA statement says.

The three named groups are the food and environmental lawyer equivalent of the SPLC. After interacting with them professionally in the past, I came away with an even more cynical attitude, something I thought impossible. When “public interest” related to “science” is driven by lawyers, it’s safe to default to a Bullshit! mode.


Pie will be terribly disappointed to learn that his countrymen are insufficiently woke.

Romania is one of several Eastern European nations that already ban both same-sex marriage and same-sex unions in civil law. Now it’s trying to ban it in the constitution. The government is spending millions holding a two-day referendum this weekend so voters can approve the change. “Do you know what a traditional family is? It’s a man and a woman who are able to bear children,” declared Liviu Dragnea, the leader of the ruling Social Democrats, after he cast his vote on Saturday. “I have voted for what millions of Romanians have been demanding, for what I think defines us as a society and as a nation.”

I love that it’s “social democrats” leading this charge. Sigh. Maybe one day, someone rational will successfully convince people that marriage should not be subject to the whims of the State. One day. Maybe.


Will Vinton died this week. As a fan of great animation, I am saddened by this; Vinton’s work was not only great in its own right, but it inspired the next generation of claymation art. For those of you who only know him through dancing raining commercials, here’s an example of the greatness of his serious work. And another. And another


If there’s anything more inevitable than cops being murderous jackboots, it’s their sleazy unions defending them, no matter how egregious their behavior.

“This sham trial and shameful verdict is a message to every law enforcement officer in America that it’s not the perpetrator in front of you that you need to worry about, it’s the political operatives stabbing you in the back,” the FOP said. “What cop would still want to be proactive fighting crime after this disgusting charade, and are law abiding citizens ready to pay the price?”

If “the price” means “cops being accountable and going to jail when they commit crimes,” yep. And as several commenters have pointed out, the cop who murdered Tamir Rice is back at work, looking for the next kid to gun down. Police abuse is, of course, another issue that Team Blue has completely fucked up, making sure that we’re distracted by racial social signaling instead of the real issues of immunity, union protections, and far too many goddamn laws.


OK, not all cops are bad. Here’s one who provided a public service, fulfilling consumer demand. So of course, THAT had to be stopped.

A Florida police officer was arrested late Friday after state officials say he used his patrol car to sell drugs near an assisted living facility. “At the time of purchase, White was selling the drugs out of his marked patrol vehicle, while in uniform and was using his personal cellphone to facilitate the drug deals,” FDLE said in a statement.

I’m trying to imagine the brass balls of someone who would buy dope from a uniformed cop.


In Old Guy Music, I was listening to Swiss talk sadly about the dwindling numbers in his local VFW post. On the other hand, maybe that’s a good sign that we’ve been going in the right direction- foreign wars haven’t gone away (thanks Bush and Obama!), but they’re a lot smaller now. We can only hope they converge on zero. And that reminded me strongly of this wonderful song from a wonderful songwriter.

Comments

244 responses to “Sunday “The Morning After” Links”

  1. Atanarjuat

    I’m trying to imagine the brass balls of someone who would buy dope from a uniformed cop.

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    1. Atanarjuat

      My first ever “first”. But seriously, from personal experience with coke- and crack-heads, they get so desperate for the next one they’ll go anywhere for it.

    2. pan fried wylie

      near an assisted living facility

      More like people who actually WANT the fentanyl passed off as heroin.

  2. straffinrun

    Always vote for the Id.

    1. Id, id, id, monsters from the id!

  3. Lackadaisical

    I assume that campaign mailer is actually from Idstein’s campaign. It is amazing how good they’re getting at micro-targeting their audiences.

  4. straffinrun

    Every child has the right to be raised and born in a family from a mother and father like all the children that have ever been born.

    This either makes no sense or it’s pointless.

    1. Mr Lizard

      So now they want womb equality?

    2. Rhywun

      It sounds like divorce is illegal too.

  5. Mustang

    “The FDA had concluded that these flavoring compounds do not pose a health risk to consumers.”

    Ban it anyways! Why stop there? Swing that banhammer boys!

    1. Chafed

      It’s the Precautionary Principle in action.

  6. PieInTheSky

    Pie will be terribly disappointed to learn that his countrymen are insufficiently woke.

    I have mentioned in yesterdays links thay we are fighting the occult masonic Soros led gay agenda. As of this moment the gay is winning

  7. PieInTheSky

    I love that it’s “social democrats” leading this charge. – party names mean nothing in Romani. Liberal, Conservative, Social Democrat etc just random letters

  8. Lackadaisical

    “The law is very clear that any chemical that causes cancer is not supposed to be added to our food supply,” Olson told us.

    When do we ban caffeine, meat, sugar and alcohol from food?

    1. Mustang

      Pretty sure some bogus study claimed bacon causes cancer or some nonsense.

      I swear to every good thing on this planet, if they take bacon there will be war.

      1. Don’t get me started on the acrylomide hoax.

        1. Mustang

          They’re coming for your bacon, man!

          SAVE YOUR BACON!

      2. RBS

        Those studies are usually something like 300 people with an all around shitty diet/lifestyle also eat some bacon (or other meat product) so it must be the bacon or they equate a diet of cheap deli “meat” to higher quality meat.

      3. Bob Boberson

        One of the worst “Holy Sh*t, we’re fooked” moments I had was when “What the Health” was hot on Netflix. A simple google search could link you to about a dozen articles showing how the stats they used were BS and all the “experts” they interviewed in the movie were all vegan authors and activists. Many normies I knew however just assumed the thesis was objectively true and parroted the ‘meat gives you cancer’ talking points around the water cooler anyway.

        The only consolation is many of them returned to their normal dietary habits within a few weeks to the impact was short-lived.

    2. Don’t give them ideas.

      (Well, the more extreme already have these ideas.)

    3. RBS

      Why stop there? Ban food.

      1. straffinrun

        That’ll cause cancer, too. Ban eating and not eating food.

        1. pan fried wylie

          Nobody ever bans cancer. It’s that insidious.

    4. Timeloose

      “All things are poison and nothing is without poison; only the dose makes a thing not a poison.”

      1. PieInTheSky

        so no more than 3 bottles of wine. gotcha

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Or five gallons of water.

          1. C. Anacreon

            Very true, too much water can be bad for you. I just had a patient this week with psychogenic polydipsia, a rare condition where paranoid delusions cause one to drink incredible amounts of water, resulting in low blood sodium and delirium.

          2. Mojeaux

            When I was at the peak of my low-carbing, I drank 3 gallons a day, but I had to have a lot of salt. If I didn’t get it on my meat, I had to drink a lot of my sugar-free electrolyte drink.

            /no euphemisms

          3. Stinky Wizzleteats

            What kind of delusion would lead to that? A suspicion of being poisoned and having to flush out the toxins or some such?

        2. Timeloose

          Made that mistake last night.

  9. straffinrun

    Van Dyke was the first Chicago officer to be charged with murder in an on-duty shooting in about 50 years.

    With such a pristine record, how could this travesty have happened?

    1. PieInTheSky

      a juror needs to have a bit of an accident

  10. The new Democrat plan:

    Brian Schatz
    ‏Verified account @brianschatz
    One of our highest medium term priorities must be to enfranchise – to empower, Americans in Puerto Rico, DC, Guam, American Samoa with full representation in Congress and to allow formerly incarcerated individuals to vote.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But of course.

      Why do you think they don’t want the citizenship question on the census?

    2. Gustave Lytton

      There are federal restrictions on excons exercising their rights, but voting isn’t one of them.

    3. PieInTheSky

      don’t forget 15 year olds

      1. dbleagle

        Fuck, first Hirono confirming she is not a sentient being and now my other Senator espousing this lunacy. I swear that Hawaii’s Senators and California’s Senators behind closed doors must be holding constant sessions of “Hold me my beer while I test this shit out.”.

    1. Raphael

      NSFW. Jeebus, man had to cover up my monitor.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder
  11. straffinrun

    Help Wanted. One of you, please get this gig.

    1. Raphael

      Is this going to be the origin of GLIBTV?

      1. Mustang

        I would subscribe to this.

        GlibTube? YouGlib? Just got set up the parental controls to block HM’s channel…for all our sakes.

        1. Raphael

          Gotta think of the children of course.

          1. leon

            Since when are you letting the orphans watch TV.

        1. Mustang

          That was…suggestive…

          1. Are you talking about my prehensile penis that hands me news reports? Only certain of the Muppet race are so endowed.

            (click my somewhat NSFW link in my name for a documentary on the phenomenon)

        2. Raphael

          I like this and greatly approve. GNN it shall be.

          1. Grumbletarian

            But with classic Glib commentary in the evenings. Glib at Nite.

      2. SP

        As long as you all don’t endanger our hard-won Family Friendly certification.

  12. When “public interest” anything related to “science” anything is driven by lawyers, it’s safe to default to a Bullshit! mode.

    FIFY. Public interest is usually an indicator of stupid lawyers agitating for statism, but Phil Hartman’s caveman lawyer character was smarter than most of the lawyers I know, public interest or no.

    1. I always call it “government interest”, not “public interest”.

  13. What am I even doing up this early? Wait, there are Sunday morning lynx?

    1. ElspethFlashman

      No one knows, and no one knows. Just kidding, yes there are Sunday AM links. Some of us do not waste the Lord’s day with sleep.

      1. This morning’s culinary experiment – Grilled ham and cheese on pretzel rolls in a paninni press.

        Assessment – get a real paninni press, or it won’t fit.

        1. Tulip

          That sounds great.

      2. fried

        the Lord’s day was yesterday. today is the start of the (((work week))).

        1. Old Man With Candy

          “Yom rishon, avodah, yom shayni, avodah…”

          1. fried

            … and on the seventh day, G-d shut down most of the public transit, restaurants, and retail establishments.

        2. Chafed

          (((That’s right)))

  14. The Late P Brooks

    “What cop would still want to be proactive fighting crime after this disgusting charade, and are law abiding citizens ready to pay the price?”

    “Proactive” apparently means shoot first, and head for the barn. Safe.

    1. leon

      Citizen, if you ever dare hold us accountable, we will just not do our job.

    2. Trigger Hippie

      In a nation that has more firearms than citizens, I’m continuously bemused by the notion of law enforcement believing that it’s permissible for them to be above the law because they view themselves as the first and last line of defense against absolute anarchy.

      Get over yourselves boys, you aren’t that important.

      1. Bob Boberson

        I think I’m going to order this once I whittle down my ever expanding stack of books to read. It was referenced on Tom Woods on Friday and it seems like it’d be interesting. Of course all my SoCon family members will hand wave it away because that was before DRUGZ! and during that idilic time in our history when everyone was a perfect Christian.

        1. Trigger Hippie

          Looks interesting.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Excellent song indeed.

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Puke

    Booker compared the anger many were feeling about Kavanaugh’s confirmation to what he had felt watching a young man die of a gunshot wound, and then the despair he’d felt at President Trump’s inauguration.

    “Hope is the act of conviction that despair can never have the last word,” he said. “We’re not defined in this state by Republicans in power; we’re defined by how we respond to them. We’re not defined by a president who mocks a hero, Dr. [Christine] Blasey Ford. We’re not defined by a president who doesn’t believe women.”

    1. Timeloose

      “But he speaks so well”

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Ah, the classic example of progressive back-handed racism. Why black people put up with that condescending shit is beyond me.

        1. Timeloose

          They’re on the same team, that’s why. What are they going do vote republican or throw their vote away on some looser third party.

    2. leon

      Me thinks he doth protest too much.

    3. Raphael

      “How long? Not long! Until we answer the president’s hate with our universal love,” Booker said. “How long until November? Not long!”

      I don’t know man, but I don’t think I’ve seen one thing that demonstrated these guys know what love even is outside of their own egos.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        So he loves the president after all.

    4. ElspethFlashman

      When Hillary failed to be elected, I was in an office space with someone who essentially took two days off for mourning her loss. I thought a lot less of her after that. I’m glad I don’t rent with her now, for sure.

    5. Atanarjuat

      “We’re not defined by a president who mocks a hero, Dr. [Christine] Blasey Ford.”

      Avenatti: Dr. Ford, I don’t use the word ‘hero’ lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Get. A. Fucken. Grip. Fag.

    7. Mr Lizard

      “to what he had felt watching a young man die of a gunshot wound,”

      I’m gonna need a bigger ‘Shit that didn’t actually happen’ file drawer

      1. C. Anacreon

        Since he saw a good man die, shouldn’t he have gone to Disneyland?

        1. Trigger Hippie

          Nah, he still needs to flip off president George first.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “Hope is the act of conviction that despair can never have the last word,”

    Indelible in the hippocampus is the gibberish.

    1. Pi Guy

      Authentic NJ Gibberish

      1. Rhywun

        He really wants to be the second coming of Obama.

  17. Scruffy Nerfherder

    This always ends well

    China cuts some banks’ reserve requirements to spur growth

  18. PieInTheSky

    So now that Kavanaugh was confirmed and women rights ended, menfolk glibs make sure to confiscate your ladies shows and knock her up. Also if you don’t have a lady it is ok now to kidnap one, as long as she has had her period.

    1. Mine’s outside picking out her own switch so that I can beat her for being a woman.

      /really hope she’s not reading this page ??️?

      1. Atanarjuat

        really hope she’s not reading this page

        For more reasons than one. Wait, if I read that rebus correctly, you have a reasonable fear of being Bobbitted?

  19. Trigger Hippie
      1. Trigger Hippie

        Old man so old he’s nothing but dust music.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Let the fingerpointing commence.

    Senate Democrats believed they had Brett Kavanaugh on the ropes.
    Christine Blasey Ford had just revealed her identity and was prepared to testify in public, detailing her allegations that Kavanaugh had tried to sexual assault her more than three decades ago. On top of that, a New Yorker article had just revealed that a second woman, Deborah Ramirez, was accusing Kavanaugh of exposing his genitals to her while they were college students.
    Then came Michael Avenatti.

    ———-

    But the eye-popping nature of those claims suddenly gave Republicans an opportunity to shift the narrative away from Ford’s allegations and make a broader case that the growing accusations of sexual misconduct amounted to an orchestrated Democratic smear campaign, something Sen. Susan Collins, the swing GOP vote, cited herself when announcing she’d be the decisive vote to support Kavanaugh’s confirmation.
    A host of Democratic senators and senior aides told CNN that the allegations from Avenatti’s client gave the GOP an opening to conflate — and dismiss — all the allegations in one broad brush.
    “Well you know at some point there were a lot of folks coming forward making all sorts of accusations,” said Sen. Gary Peters, a Michigan Democrat, when asked about the allegations raised by Avenatti and his client. “It turns it into a circus atmosphere and certainly that’s not where we should be.”

    Our bullshit smear would have worked if not for that meddling lawyer.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Dump Perez is trending on the Twatters. Good, that will elevate Keith Ellison, which should be a clarifying moment.

    2. Raphael

      But I thought Avenatti was a hero of the #resistance?

      1. Rhywun

        Yep. From hero to zero in a day. That’s part of the playbook. Up next is scrubbing him out of any photos.

    3. commodious spittoon

      gave Republicans an opportunity to shift the narrative away from Ford’s allegations

      Republicans mostly sat back and let Democrats punch themselves out for once. It wasn’t the right turning unproven and unprovable allegations of groping into attempted rape, serial gang rape soirees, accusations of pedophilia, and beer drinking in the first degree. The left did that.

    4. That’s precious. “It was that scumbag Avenatti’s fault! It had nothing to do with our Scooby-Doo grade villainy!”

    5. Mr Lizard

      I told you indolent mammals he was one of ours.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    China cuts some banks’ reserve requirements to spur growth

    What could possibly go wrong?

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Hey hey, James woods is back:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1048630451705970688

    Twitter is slightly less terrible now.

    1. PieInTheSky

      meh… a lot of his things are boilerplate conservative nonsense

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        That they are but he’s vicious and he has the right enemies.

  23. Raphael

    Thanks OMWC for mentioning those animations from Will Vinton. I like claymation, but I never looked much into him. That guy definitely had a lot of damn good talent and creativity.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    El oh fucking el.

    Whether Trump knew it or not, his remarks were perfectly pitched to stoke anxieties that have haunted many top Democratic operatives for a generation: the fear that their party loses big power struggles because Republicans are simply tougher, meaner, more cynical and more ruthless than they are.

    A belief in one’s own virtue feels good. Losing a battle that could shape the American political landscape for decades feels bad. The tension between the two left some Democrats grappling anew this weekend with the implications: Maybe they really are the Wet Rag Party.

    “They are more ruthless,” said Jennifer Palmieri, who over a quarter-century has served as a top aide to Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama. “And I don’t want to be like them. … The answer can’t be for Democrats to be just as cynical.”

    The new Democrat talking point: “We’re just too goshdarn NICE!”

    1. commodious spittoon

      Cynical isn’t sitting on a “credible” allegation for two months? Or publicizing it against the (purported) wishes of the accuser? Cynical isn’t putting that damaged woman on the stand in a clearly engineered attempt to delay for time? It’s not cynical to harp on the need for an investigation for a week, only to denounce it when you finally get it?

    2. Raphael

      If how they were up to now was “Nice”, I don’t want to imagine how they look when they aren’t “Nice”.

    3. Mojeaux

      Vince Foster would like a word.

      1. commodious spittoon

        That was a false flag. Brett Kavanaugh murdered him.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’re the Lack of Self-Awareness Party.

      1. Mojeaux

        For the younger set (Karla Marx, Kamala Harri), I can’t decide if it’s blatant hypocrisy or un-self-awareness or zealotry.

        For the older set, it’s lust for power and money, calculated actions toward that, and nothing so banal and innocent as mere hypocrisy.

        1. Rhywun

          Nah – for anyone in politics whose name you’ve already heard of, it’s already all about power. That’s how they get there.

    5. Sean

      Ignore all the screaming, harassing, and assaults by dems.

      1. Mojeaux

        But that’s okay because it’s for a good cause, you see, the moral and ethical result! /prog

      2. Atanarjuat

        Exactly why they need to get this spin out there.

    6. fried

      I get that it’s normal to be the protagonist of your own narrative, but that article was a special kind of delusional.

      Does the author think nobody monkeyed around with procedural rules to get Obamacare passed, just as one example?

  25. Fourscore

    As a kid I loved the 3 Stooges at the Saturday matinees. My own kids are in their middle 50s, when I make the eye poke motion they reflexively hold up their hand over their noses. Now if they’d only get a job and move out of the basement…

    1. My grandfather had Larry, Moe, and Curly’s autographs. He’d actually seen them do a live show in the 30s, when they were just starting to do films.

      1. Fourscore

        Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

    2. MikeS

      You need to give them the move where they hit your outstretched fist and it spins around and hits them on the top of the head. That’ll get them moving!

      Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk

  26. The Late P Brooks

    More from that Politico thing:

    Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, now regarded by Democrats as the face of shredding process in pursuit of power, blocked Obama nominee Merrick Garland and left a Supreme Court vacancy for a year until after Trump’s election and the nomination of Neil Gorsuch.

    Poor Harry Reid. It’s like he never even existed.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      A few years ago, I was at a tech conference and at dinner, sat next to another scientist who was a black female, about my age. We were having a lively conversation about superhydrophobicity and polymer sidechains, when someone else at the table in another conversation uttered the words, “Niagara Falls.” The woman I was talking to murmured, “Slooooowly I turned…” OMG. THE RECOGNITION SIGNAL! We immediately started to do the entire skit (verbally, no eye-poking). The table went silent and stared as we proceeded, then segued into the Maha routine.

      Yes, she and I became best buddies that night.

      #unexpecteddemographic

      1. commodious spittoon

        A Jew and a black woman are at a bar…

      2. Tundra

        Lol. I have to believe that a female Stooges fan is even rarer than a libertarian woman.

        My favorite Stooges.

        1. Rhywun

          I knew that bit from I Love Lucy (obviously later than the Stooges.) Not sure who originated it, but I think a lot of folks did it.

          1. egould310

            I’m sure. That routine has been done for probably a couple thousand years. Just change Niagara Falls to Thermopolis, or Gdansk, or Milan, etc.

          2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            Thank you! I was watching the Stooges version going, “I don’t remember this but I remember the words, what is up with that?” It’s because of I Love Lucy.

    2. Timeloose

      There used to be a Stooge marathon on TV every Sunday afternoon after church. I have great memories of my whole family watching an my great uncle’s house. All 3-4 generations were laughing together.

    3. MikeS

      I had never seen that. Even though OMWC has brought it up before. *hangs head in shame*

      But, now I have. Excellent! Thanks for posting in Brooks.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Chuck Todd says it was a baaaaad week for the nation. Nobody won but TRUMP. He thrives on chaos and evil.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Where do you go from Literally Hitler? They have two more years of hyper-shrillness to manufacture.

    2. straffinrun

      It’s literally Wade vs Roe.

  28. l0b0t

    Just home from work and enjoying a Breakfast of the Meats – 4 English muffins topped with bacon, Spam, beef shins (respectively), Havarti cheese, sunny-side up eggs, cherry tomatoes and scallions from the garden, sausage, and smothered in Bearnaise. Pairing it with Elysian’s The Great Pumpkin (quite nice; tastes of actual pumpkin meat, not pumpkin spice).

    1. l0b0t

      Also, sausage.

      I must confess to being extremely disappointed with the Founder’s Curmudgeon’s Better Half; So much so that I’m gonna schlepp down to the local and see if he will trade in the unopened bottle… so bloody sweet.

    2. PieInTheSky

      to many carbs. also that sounds like a loot of food i could not eat half that for breakfast

    3. The portions too large. I’m trying to not gain weight.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “I thought she was credible.”

    “What does that mean?”

    “She didn’t show up drunk.”

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Where do you go from Literally Hitler?

    “President Literally Cthulu has ordered the Central American orphans in ICE detention to be made into a giant meat pie for his Xmas dinner.”

  31. straffinrun

    Found out tonight that my wife actually likes Trump. Need some Zardoz advice.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Something something why haven’t you exterminated blah blah blah ZARDOZ has spoken.

    2. Mojeaux

      So I have a Japanese client for my ebook formatting business. It’s a religious organization with, shall I say, interesting theology. They’ve been my client for 10 years. Its leader is firmly on the Trump Train.

      1. Tundra

        Uh, it isn’t Aum Shinrikyo, is it? Because if so,I think that gig is over.

        1. Mojeaux

          No. Happy Science. Super nice folks. Pretty much a mashup of Christianity, Buddhism, and new agey self-help stuff. Nothing real original. I have no room to judge.

          1. straffinrun

            Oh shit. When I moved into my new house, my neighbor introduced herself to me. “Hi, I’m Tanaka. Nice to me you.” “Nice to meet you. I’m straffinrun.” Normal enough. Next sentence out of her mouth: “Are you Christian?” Now I’m worried she’s going to try and convert me to some cult so I answer, “Yes, Yes I am.” She continues, “Do you want to meet Jesus? I can introduce you to him.” Pretended I didn’t know what she was talking about and just smiled and closed the door. For the next few weeks she kept sliding videos from Kofuku no Kagaku into my mail slot. Big mistake. She tried it once when my wife was home and my wife opened the door and tore her a new asshole. It was kind of nice seeing someone other than me getting unloaded on.

          2. Mojeaux

            LOL I only learned their Japanese name today. Never interested enough to look. I don’t know their propagation program. I just format their books and they have a lot of ‘em.

          3. straffinrun

            I always get approached by culty people. Do I fucking sign on forehead saying, “If you have a nutty group, talk to me”? Got approached by Aleph (second generation Aum), too. SGI and couple others to boot. Meh.

          4. commodious spittoon

            Kinky.

      2. straffinrun

        I may be able to guess. Thinking SG…. something, something?

      3. l0b0t

        I’m a fella with a strong interest in comparative theology and I love the works of H.P. Lovecraft, would Monsters And Mormons be a worthy selection?

        1. Mojeaux

          As the publisher of it and the writer of one of the short stories, I would tell you yes. As a reader, it’s not my cuppa. Only a couple of Lovecraftian things (IIRC what “Lovecraftian” means), but some science fiction stuff. Two graphic novels, a golem, and sentient green jello.

    3. PieInTheSky

      likes likes him? tell her he has small penis

    4. Mr Lizard

      Well at least she don’t believe in the existence of Reptilian Overlords. Just sayin

    5. Hyperion

      “Found out tonight that my wife actually likes Trump. Need some Zardoz advice.”

      It’s all good. She’ll lose all of her facebook friens and then nothing else happens.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I like the rhetorical legerdemain they use. “Should we believe the victim?”

    She (he) is only an accuser, until the facts are known beyond a shadow of a doubt.

    1. PieInTheSky

      thing is its the evidence was not just short of beyond a doubt. it was not even preponderance of evidence. Myself I did not even see some evidence.

  33. Aus

    Having fun diving into twitter today, here’s some I like:

    @ChadPergram
    Pence walks down Senate steps after Kavanaugh vote amid cacophony of protests. Initially stood in Senate door & was going to exit another way. Then,
    defiantly reversed course, telling security detail “let’s do it.” Waves to to the demonstrators
    https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1048679432507052033

    @michaeldaines
    Does this count? #KavanaughConfirmed
    https://twitter.com/michaeldaines/status/1048672191372378112

    @bennyjohnson
    McConnell thanks the paid liberal protesters for getting Kavanaugh on the Court:
    “We finally discovered the one thing that would fire up the Republican base. The tactics that have been employed by the virtual mob — turned our base on fire.”
    https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1048688240637693952

    @bennyjohnson
    Cop’s radio cracks sitting next to me at the Capitol.
    “We have open beer cans outside Senator Flake’s office. Repeat, people drinking beer.”
    Cop looks at me and says “The Senate has turned into a tailgate.”
    We both laughs as he sighs deeply and walks off.

    @WardDPatrick
    UFC fighter Nik Lentz after win tonight: “I want to give a shoutout to my homie Brett Kavanaugh, way to go ‘Special K’”

    @SocialKeenan
    Replying to @WardDPatrick
    This has no place in @ufc @FS1

    @JackofBFP
    Then turn on @ESPN

    And last for now:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Do4kHZaXsAEaeKc.jpg

    1. Hyperion

      DU is a veritable goldmine of prog sorrow this morning. The best post may be the one about the ‘look’ on the older daughter’s face in that photo. Somehow from that they have derived ‘She hates Trump and her dad. Now all she has left to look forward to is 3 rapes a day and no healthcare, forever’.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The Federalist Society will have us all in chains.

    1. PieInTheSky

      kinky

  35. The Late P Brooks

    People have embraced this President. It’s baffling, if you’re a NBC news correspondent. It’s deplorable.

    Kasie Hunt haz a sad.

    1. Hyperion

      Mirrors still not working for vampires and our media.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Happy Science was founded on 6 October 1986 and was certified in Japan as a religious organization on March 7, 1991. According to Ryuho Okawa, its aim is “to bring happiness to humanity by spreading the Truth”.

    That trick never works.

    1. Mojeaux

      No, but I admire the good ol’ college try.

    2. Tundra

      I think they’ve got a novel slant, though:

      Happy Science worships a deity named “El Cantare” who they believe was born on Earth as Hermes and then Shakyamuni Buddha, and is said to be the core consciousness of Okawa himself. The movement rejects monotheism and claim that there is a hierarchy in the heavenly spirit world and believing in the existence of many gods, Tathagatas, Bodhisattvas, and other high spirits

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Alyssa Milano is on Meet the Press. What an intellectual giant.

    1. PieInTheSky

      she got the gift of tits not brains

      1. Count Potato

        She bought those.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Romania update: the forces of light made some progress but the darkness is still ahead

    1. Mr Lizard

      So you got Dracula to concede on gay vampires?…

      1. Mojeaux

        I thought Dracula was an equal opportunity drinker.

      2. egould310

        Aren’t all vampires gay? They all act pretty gay.

        1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          Can confirm gayness of Carmilla, the original vampire.

    2. PieInTheSky

      I don’t see the referendum being validated at this point baring significant fraud

      1. straffinrun

        Not gonna reach the 30% threshold?

        1. PieInTheSky

          it was over 2 days / 28 hours. With 5 hours left it is at 15%

          1. straffinrun

            Shouldn’t have made the voting booth look like a closet. Pretty hard to get them back in there.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Now Chuckie is moaning about gerrymandering.

    1. I loved it a while ago when one of the jackasses (was it Harry Reid?) was bitching about the Senate being gerrymandered.

      1. Rhywun

        I have actually heard them argue that the West was carved into too many flyover states.

        1. leon

          You carve up the west and you’d get more Republican senators.

          1. Rhywun

            Sounds like a plan…

      2. leon

        Even better is saying the presedential race was gerymandered

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Huh. “Elections have consequences.”

    Where have I heard that before?

    1. PieInTheSky

      sounds like nazi talk to me

    2. straffinrun

      Makes more sense when a Japanese person says that.

  41. Hyperion

    2 of my orphans were killed this morning by falling barrels of delicious salty prog tears. We’re running out of room here, can’t stack em any higher.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Orphans or barrels?

      1. Hyperion

        Both.

  42. Fun fact: my Dad went to high school with Niels Bohr’s daughter.

    #menaretrash

    http://archive.is/GCJyd

    You want THICC? 26 is THICC.

    1. Trigger Hippie

      4,22,46

  43. PieInTheSky

    Szecsei & Fuchs Double Barrel Bolt Action Dangerous Game Rifle

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSEMz3iaSxo

    seems awful silly… Hungarians man cant trust em

  44. Hyperion

    So, I’m on my way down to DC so wifey can cast her vote for Bolsonaro, AKA Little Trump, AKA, evil dictator to be. According to Brazil’s CNN parroting media. I don’t know too much about the guy, but if CNN hates him, he must be doing something right.

    1. PieInTheSky

      In a public speech in April 2017, Bolsonaro said that he had five children, that the first four were male and that for the fifth he produced a daughter out of “a moment of weakness” – trolling or?

      1. Hyperion

        That sounds like something he would say. He’s sort of Trump like in the way he trolls the media and his opponents. My wife was laughing about a comment he made when a woman was calling him sexist and saying that he didn’t care if women are raped. And he said something to the effect of ‘Well, you don’t have to worry, you’re ugly, no one wants to rape you’.

        As far as his politics are concerned, from what I’ve gathered from my wife and other Brazilians, he wants a 2nd amendment like amendment to their constitution to allow citizens to easily obtain weapons for personal protection. Economics wise, he seems a little vague, but he has an adviser who is apparently a lot more right wing capitalist pro-market than most of his opponents, most of who are firmly in the socialist bullshit camp.

        1. Hyperion

          But as far as his popularity is concerned. He is the anti-PT, the party of Lula and Dilma, which led to the Car Wash and Petrobras scandals and the ruination of the economy.

  45. Tundra

    Camille Paglia: The Rise of “Strangely Unsexy” Instagram Exhibitionism — And Why It Hurts Women

    The sexual revolution sought and won by my 1960s generation envisioned women as responsible, mature free agents, equal to men. We certainly did not foresee that “booty pics,” reducing women to their buttocks like Stone Age fertility totems, would become a wildly addictive genre of Instagram self-portraiture.

    Ouch. As much as I enjoy scantily clad females, I tend to agree with her that a lot of this stuff is just not hot. Particularly that chick Count Potato links to every day.

    1. Just stay away from my tits…

      1. MikeS

        I want nothing to do with your tits.

    2. Tulip

      It’s the result of idiots like Lena Dunham insisting that taking off your clothes=empowerment. I don’t understand why that doesn’t make you a tool of the patriarchy. Why isn’t empowerment things like getting a law degree or running a business?

      1. Tulip

        Oh, right. Those things require effort.

        1. leon

          For Lena Dunham, i imagine taking clothes off takes some effort.

  46. mexican sharpshooter

    I like this guy, but after watching him get his head kicked in for 24:30 and winning by last second knockout, I’m pretty sure this was all CTE talking.

    https://www.sportingnews.com/au/mma/news/ufc-229-derrick-lewis-post-fight-interview-alexander-volkov/381i8m4edfpx19g70fkrurwny

    1. straffinrun

      I didn’t see that fight. His last fight with Ngannou was so bad that I never want to see him fight again. Did you see it?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        I saw the fight against Ngannou and the one last night. He is a terrible fighter but otherwise entertaining.

        1. straffinrun

          Looks like the grapplers have figured out how to strike sufficiently, but the strikers are not doing well with the grappling. Interesting time in MMA given what Cormier and Khabib did.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            I think thats accurate. It’ll eventually swing back the other way.

          2. straffinrun

            Yep. Even sooner if Jon Jones comes back.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Scandal at Facebook

    When Facebook’s vice president of global public policy, Joel Kaplan, a former aide to President George W. Bush who joined Facebook in 2011, decided to sit two rows behind his longtime friend Judge Brett Kavanaugh as he testified to the Senate Judiciary Committee last week, the seasoned Republican operative surely expected someone would notice. His colleagues back in Menlo Park sure did. Since the hearing, hundreds of Facebook employees have expressed objection within the company over Kaplan’s public show of support of Kavanuagh—so much so that it’s caused a firestorm within Facebook that the company is struggling to contain.

    According to reports in the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, equivocating internal responses from Facebook’s top brass have only fanned the flames. CEO Mark Zuckerberg, reportedly told employees that Kaplan didn’t violate any company policies, though appearing in the hearing room is not a move he would have made. Chief Operating Officer Cheryl Sandberg replied to an internal company thread on Kaplan’s appearance that has garnered hundreds of comments, saying that she spoke with him about why “it was a mistake for him to attend given his role in the company.” They were responding to—but hardly allaying—the shock and outrage that Facebook employees were expressing after seeing one of their executives show up in support of an accused sexual assaulter’s confirmation during a time of public pain for women across the country.

    Facebook employees are shocked and outraged that one of their own has broken free of the hive.

    It’s worth clicking on it, just for the accompanying photo.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      The man with the purple tie behind the first row of women is Joel Kaplan

      #fakenews. That man’s tie is blue.

    2. leon

      Here’s where I get frustrated and go all in on capitalist vs Labor. Labor continually seeks and puts themselves in the position of being overgrown children. If you can’t handle that someone else has differing views from you, and you can only frame those views as some sort of evil, you don’t deserve to be treated like an adult.

      1. Rhywun

        I can’t imagine having to work in a toxic environment like that. Other than keep your mouth shut, don’t talk to anyone, smile and nod in the right places.

        1. Pretty much this. I work in a progressive legal department within a progressive silicon valley company. I shut the hell up, do my job, and try to avoid rocking the boat unnecessarily. I smile and nod when they talk about how oppressed women and minorities are in our legal department. I smile and nod when they talk about how certain charities are owed my time and efforts as a moral obligation of being gainfully employed with them. I smile and nod when they stump for their political action committee.

          In my office, I’m surrounded by an Objectivist and two conservative Christians. However, we all very much keep to ourselves because we know full well what happens when the progs (in the office, in the department, or in the company) get a whiff of wrongthink. Really, we’re there to do a job, so we probably wouldn’t be shitlording anyway, but it’s amazing how quickly the progs make the work environment hostile to us.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Particularly that chick nasty fatass Count Potato links to every day.

  49. Sam
    ‏ @Sam_5thEstate

    Writer for the Colbert Show just deleted this tweet. This is all they cared about from the beginning.

    “So how did our politics get so poisonous?” – Colbert

    https://twitter.com/Sam_5thEstate/status/1048735482920800257

    *For those who don’t use twitter: “Whatever happens, I’m glad we ruined Brett Kavanaugh’s life.”

    keep it classy.

    1. leon

      Well I’m classy, so I certainly hope that no one comes out and #MeToo’s Sam. Especially as it is particularly destructive to people in his line of work.

      1. leon

        Falsely, that is. If he’s a predator, he deserves everything that comes to him.

      2. Sam wasn’t the one with the nasty tweet; he was the one pointing out that someone else did it and deleted it.

  50. mikey

    Claymation AND Old Man Music.
    https://youtu.be/eYSbUOoq4Vg

    1. Tundra

      Very nice.

    1. Stealing jerbs from honest Annie, the hooker with a heart of gold?

  51. Damn – wife mixed me a mean G&T and I think I’m going blind…

    1. LJW

      Where did she get the gin? The 1920s?

    2. Quit masturbating so much.

      1. Tundra

        ^^hate speech!^^

    3. Akira

      For the record, I don’t like the trend of replacing gin with vodka. You’re removing flavor and replacing it with nothing.

      1. MikeS

        My guess is because many people have only tasted cheap rail gin and assume they all taste like pine cones. I know I did for many years.

        1. pan fried wylie

          Incorporating pinesol into the G&T doesn’t work as well.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    If you can’t handle that someone else has differing views from you, and you can only frame those views as some sort of evil, you don’t deserve to be treated like an adult.

    Exactly. When you’re at work, you have a specific goal to accomplish, whether it’s putting horsemeat in cans for some dog’s dinner, or corralling bits and bytes in the cloud. What your co-workers think, and with whom they associate, on their off hours is none of your goddam business.

    1. Well, they’ve anointed themselves as the new digital Stasi and there’s nothing more hated than an corrupt insider.

  53. Mad Scientist

    Police abuse is, of course, another issue that Team Blue has completely fucked up, making sure that we’re distracted by racial social signaling instead of the real issues of immunity, union protections, and far too many goddamn laws.

    What makes you think Team Blue has any problems at all with cop immunity, union protections, or too many laws?

  54. This is why being “conservative” is the new punk rock, a-la Milo. This kind of moral policing and joyless scolding is always just *begging* for a backlash.

    https://spectator.us/2018/09/conservatives-culture-war/

    1. Interesting article. I think there’s a little trolling at the top, but he’s not wrong. I wasn’t alive in the 60s, but the allegedly live-and-let-live hippy philosophy is dead and gone on the left. I think if you were conspiracy-minded and you took a step back to look at American culture from, say, the 40s to the present, you’d see that the radical left systematically attacked traditional American culture under the auspices of openness and acceptance, replaced it with a technocracy, and are steadily turning American society in a more authoritarian direction.

      1. egould310

        In the 60’s, the live and let live hippies were just young adults that wanted to be left alone to experiment with drugs, sexual relations, and to be free to explore and live at the edges of American society. Even expand what a normalized American society was composed of.

        Unfortunately there were also a bunch of power hungry zealots waiting in the wings, eager to seize the levers of government and civic institutions. Some American born, however I am increasingly beginning to believe there were thousands of foreign operatives inserted into key positions in protest groups, cultural institutions, academia, government, banking, and corporations. Clinton, Bush 2, and Obama were the culmination of those efforts.

        What we are seeing may finally be Americans waking up and pushing back.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    You carve up the west and you’d get more Republican senators.

    I think they really want to consolidate the swathe of states from the Dakotas and Montana south to the Mexican border into a single state, so deplorable shitholes like Wyoming and North Dakota can’t bully California and Massachusetts anymore.

    1. Akira

      Lefties piss and moan about people in those rural western states having “more of a say” than people in New York or Taxachussetts, but this wouldn’t be an issue if they didn’t insist on every single decision being made on the federal level.

      1. fried

        but then somebody, somewhere might be allowed to do something they disapprove of!

    2. JaimeRoberto

      You’d think that maybe they’d simply want to try more federalism instead.

  56. Aus

    Haha!

    Lindsey Graham 2.0 with the exploding fist bump!
    https://twitter.com/DonnieSolesbee/status/1048225774589923330