Happy Saturday evening, Glibs.
Lots of great content continues to be created on your behalf by your fellow Glib denizens. The best content. Classy content.
Along with your usual links served up by Sloopy (and a yet-to-be-designated pinch hitter on Monday), Brett L, OMWC, and an assortment of the ZARDOZ-SMITH FAMILY cabal, posts are coming your way from BakedPenguin, Not Adahn, SugarFree, Gadianton, PieInTheSky, Web Dom, UnCivilServant, mexican sharpshooter, CPRM, RC Dean, and Sensei. And I’ll have my sourdough soft pretzel recipe for you tomorrow.
trshmnstr and Mrs trshmnstr will whip you into shape on Wednesday, hopefully with no WordPress scheduling fail. Keep up those HIIT workouts, kids. I can see the difference in your collective physique already!
A programming note. Because we of the editorial team are notoriously bad planners, I didn’t warn you that my regular Wednesday night polls will be on hiatus until November so we can bring you SugarFree’s Subaru Horror Theatre, which will climax (phrasing!) on Halloween.
Alrighty then! On to everyone’s favorite Saturday Night Open Post. Have a great rest of your weekend, if you are so inclined. If not, fuck off, Tulpa!
*This image has nothing to do with anything, I just liked the way the information was presented. And, no, I’m not a geek. Why do you ask?
David Price shits his pants in the playoffs again.
David Price may suffer from irritable bowel syndrome. How dare you make sport of his condition?!?!?! (posted in jest by someone that actually suffers with IBS)
We don’t talk about the playoffs. I’m hoping the next three games for the Indians go better.
Seriously.
SP, I wanted to tell you when I logged on earlier I was looking at the last few posts and I really liked the format you used for your links the other day, with the boxed extra content. That was a lot of content!
I have an idea for a movie review article if I can get the time to write it. I’ll email you guys if I’m able to get it done. And maybe someday I’ll be able to start making Teen Vogue covers again! Now that Titor’s at OTC and I’ve escaped from his Discord Dungeon.
Do ITTTT!
It’s good to see you back here! Your Teen Vogue covers are awesome. I speak for probably literally everybody when I say “MOOOAAAARRR!!!11!!!ELEVENTY!!!!
Just curious about the Titor/Discord/OTC comment…not sure what that all means.
Thank you! I shall try!
So someone from here (actually not sure who) set up a Glibertarians Discord server a while ago and John Titor and Rick C-137 lured me to join and then were @-ing me so much derp every day while I was on my book deadline that I had no time to check the actual site. But now my book is done and Titor is apparently in the Canuck military (I didn’t know this until like a week ago) and is at officer training for the next two and a half months or so. Without the support of his evil puppetmaster, Rick’s derp inundation receded enough that I was able to escape, replenish my energy sources, and return here to be accosted by whatever derp all of you can serve. And STEVE SMITH.
I tried the Discord thing during one of the thankfully rare downtimes and didn’t really understand the point.
All the derp in real time. No excuses for missing a comment when they’re @-ing you and your phone is exploding.
I suppose I could turn my notifications off, but I doxxed myself so they’d probably just track me down IRL and hand-deliver the derp. 😛
I went there once and had a 1999-00 MSN chatroom flashback.
#metoo
Canada has a military?
Sure, the Princess Pats.
Mike does NOT speak for me!
Sure, I loved your work before and giggled a lot at it. And I too would love to see more stuff from you. I just don’t want some NoDak speaking for me. I’m sure the rest of the Glibs (if they had ever had the misfortune of meeting a real NoDak) feel the same.
Ha!
NoDaks watch Fargo for the excitement, salty dialogue and the scenic location shots.
The thing is, the entire movie was about stump-humpers (Minnysodans) and not NoDaks.
Yes you do. I love those covers.
OTC?
That’s what they said it was. Officer Training something? Camp maybe?
Google says Officer Training Corps. However, it also says it was disbanded in 1968. So my best guess is that wherever he went, it involves his time machine.
https://gizmodo.com/scientists-gave-mdma-to-octopuses-and-what-happened-was-1829191638/amp
I fucking love science? Sure, why not?
*faints*
That sounds like The. Best. Thing. Ever.
*smokes meth and starts repeatedly hitting F5*
Right? I’m down for soft pretzels too. Mit Senf und Bier.
Ja!
Ya, that got me too. Except I failed to start another sour dough starter. I hope SP has a cheat on the sour dough part.
Apropos of nothing at all, I saw Orion peeking over the Eastern horizon the other night. Winter is coming.
Yessssss my buddy Orion is the harbinger of the best season. The horrible heat is behind us.
U of MN-Duluth Bulldogs vs. U of MN Gopher Hockey season opener. I have waited a long time. It is …underwhelming.
Go Dawgs!
WTF, Mike?
Aren’t you a Fighting Sioux -through and through- fan?
Familial ties obligate me to root for the Golden Rodents, but secretly I’ve always been a closet UND fan.
Since THE U of M decided to abandon the WCHA, that urge to root for UND is stronger than ever. And to find out that you are some crazy zealot who is rooting for one shade of maroon over the other?
No, no, no. I am Forever Sioux, but my hatred of rodents makes my second-favorite team whoever is playing the Golden Goofers.
That is an acceptable answer. Do you guys still call them the Sioux?
My kid going to NDSU doesn’t even seem to know who they are. But he isn’t a sports guy, so that may be more him than a real statement on the loss of a real rivalry.
The old timers still let Sioux “slip” from time to time. And at hockey games “home of the SIOUX” at the end of the anthem is still loud. But, other than hockey fans it is starting to fade a bit. In 10-15 years youngsters will wonder what all the hub-bub was about.
Announcer: UMD can’t win if they don’t score.
pistoffnick (shouting at the TV): No shit, John Madden!
Boom!
My niece wants to go to Duluth for school. She is a legit aspie and not too good at handling a lot of social interactions or planning or reality yet, so we’re trying to get her to stay closer. But then again I ran away to Las Vegas as soon as I could when I graduated and I was only slightly more adept than her at that point.
It is a pretty good school. Is she STEM?
I have one daughter who is looking at going there next year. She wants to do either music or dental school. Dental school seems like a better career choice to me, but as she reminds me endlessly, I am old and nearly senile.
No, she wants to do arts.
I’m sorry for her. It is hard to make any money with an art degree.
You don’t have to tell me. BFA myself.
Tied 1-1 Not indicative of conference champions.
What’s everyone drinking tonight?
I was down in Fargo today (no, I was not renting a wood chipper) and stopped by Flatland Brewery. They had a rye “heffe” on tap that I fell in love with. So, I got a growler and am now enjoying it as a back to a Glencairn of High West Rendezvous Rye. The best pair since Q’s last comment.
Tonight was a bar crawl through the Cleveland brewery area, ending at Great Lakes. Unfortunately, the Indians lost, so there was no big celebration. I did learn that GLBC has picked up a crowler machine though.
Just downed a Fat Tire from New Belgium Brewing. Goes nicely with a well-broiled cheeseburger (medium rare, thanks).
Stroh’s.
They are talking about beer, why are you talking about ice cream?
2015 TerraNoble Carignan Gran Reserva. A suggestion from the local wine store to go with tonight’s rib-eyes. I don’t believe I’ve ever had 100% Carignan before, and I’m enjoying it. Lots of tannin and acid goes nicely with the nicely marbled steak.
I’ll probably switch off soon – mebbe, some rye, mebbe just some vodka. Red Sox v. Yankees always go long, so this is a marathon, not a sprint.
Bottom shelf Vodka and Fresca. My usual.
Bulleit
Rye or bourbon?
Bourbon.
The same cheap shit I always drink.
Boxed cabernet, goes good with beef.
How’s the boxed wine holding up? It’s been, what, a week?
Feels like about half left, so 1.5 L. It’s good stuff. But I prefer something lighter which I will look for next time.
Nice, I should give one of the larger boxed wines a whirl.
Looks like Black Box does a Pinot Noir, which should be much lighter – though you better like it, since it looks to be 3L.
I like pinot noir.
I’m keeping this box in the fridge, BTW. I’ll fight anybody who objects.
Nah, that’s fine. People get wacky about wine temps. You like it cooler, that’s alright. “Cellar temp” is way colder than people realize.
Plus, it’s not a ’58 Lafite – nobody’s going to get worked up about table wine.
Yeah, “cellar temp” would be perfect but I don’t have a cellar. Cold is too cold so I try to let it rest before drinking. But room temp is just gross IMHO.
Does one ‘cellar’ box wine? Isn’t it more basementing in that case? (just messing with you, I’d love to be a wine snob, but the only thing I actually enjoy is a decent madeira)
+1 This is how they drink beer in Europe
I don’t like ice-cold beer either. Cellar temp is perfect, room temp is tolerable. FWIW my first beers were when I was living in Germany….
How is a box better than a jug?
The wine in a “box” is in an air-tight bladder – it just shrinks as you dispense it, so air never gets to the wine – that means it keeps _much_ longer than it would otherwise.
Stellas, but I might go pour a dram of some 18 y/o glenfiddich I have stashed….
Nothing. I’m still recovering from last night. Lamb loin chops, a couple bowls of a Durban Poison/White Widow strain and college football is the order of the evening.
*random stoned musing*
I need to make a new avatar. This one has become dated.
But it is so damn funny
But I’m not even Canadian. It kind of feels like I’m culturally appropriating their PM’s culture appropriation. Very unwoke of me.
You could just go with the ‘Who Can You Trust’ cover art.
….I don’t know what that is prior to a web search and I like to make my own shitty off brand photoshopped avatars for this site.
We all need our little hobbies.
It’s a bit meh, but fits the handle.
Oh! Yeah, I’m familiar with that one. Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure that’s where I stole the name…yeah, I had that song linked to my name at TOS.
Like I said above, stoned.
No. Never Change.
Sparkling grape juice. I still haven’t packed for the beach tomorrow and wakeup call is 5:45 am.
I had to take the box of Vella out of the fridge to make room for some dark chocolate coconut bark so I killed that. There wasn’t much left after making stock today and now I am on coffee and a Miller Lite. A FINE PILSNER BEER
Local beer from the local brewery. It’s not great but hey, keeps some folks employed. Fun Fact #1 – the brewery was floundering about 30 years ago until some Japanese dragon lady inherited it and slapped some sense into the operation. Fun Fact#2 – This is the the brewery that is featured in “Strange Brew”! Fun Fact #3 – my Buddy’s Dad was a a sales rep for them in the early 80’s so there was much pilfered shitty beer and merch. Fun Fact #4 – I elbowed the brewmaster in the face during a pick-up hockey game when I was about 18. He had it coming, slashing at my ankles and all.
Have you ever found a mouse in one of their beers?
I keep trying but they discontinued the stubbies. It’s a Sisyphean task but still, #I Persist.
Sam Adam’s Cold Snap white ale.
I guess I have to learn how to read space maps now.
That’s what I was thinking. Like I have time for that.
The secret is to locate (and then place your finger on it) Uranus. Once you have that located, everything else is as easy as shit.
*Kill me if I ever outgrow Uranus jokes.
This is very interesting.
Memphis school superintendent backs GOP candidate for Gov.
It has been 20+ years since I lived in Memphis, but this stuns me. Memphis has always been bluer than blue. A lot of that has been because Memphis is a majority of African Americans. If black leaders are feeling like they can come out and work with the GOP, it is huge.
My favorite “Memphis” song.
Not only did I not click the link, I am going to try and hijack this thread: Anyone have another favorite “Memphis” song? I was just thinking about it; Memphis might be the most mentioned city in American music.
Since you SF’d the link, let’s play “what Memphis song was MikeS trying to link to?”. I’m going to guess Walking in Memphis (which would be my vote).
Well shit. But, I like your game, too.
Mark Cohn isn’t it, but that’s a decent song.
Let’s see if I can make a working link; someone actually made an impressive list of 100 songs about Memphis.
That helps. Hrmmm. My second guess – Alex Chilton.
Missing Clarence Gatemouth Brown singing “Dixie Chicken” or “Monroe, Louisiana”.
^ This guy gets it ^
I have Sirius/XM and on my way home I caught the last 15 minutes of Paul Shaffer interviewing, and playing music with, Buddy Guy. Very. Very. Cool.
From when I was living there in the early ’90s Eye of the Tiger
Personally, I loved listening to Joyce Cobb. Not only was she a very talented singer, but she would regularly show up at the video store I worked at in college and make all sorts of inappropriate comments about us young men (sure, make the cheap joke about blind black singers here).
She was also cool enough that when she opened her joint on Beale street that she remembered all of us from the hood and would let us in sans cover charge.
Your link was too saccharine for me, and the site.
Kinda like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es
but this one’s better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrbPlr4Wskc
I didn’t like Black Velvet back in the day. Not sure why…but Old Mike recognizes that it’s a pretty sweet tune. And I am shocked it isn’t on that list.
Both good tunes, but not my fav
from the list, then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvR3j535qc
and, my favorite band at the time (mid seventies)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvR3j535qc
and not about Memphis, but cool and from the sidebar of the first song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqv85coyTw
I had a run-around with a married woman when I was in my mid-twenties who was basically an Allanah Myles clone except for much larger breasts and a better attitude. She broke me.
Jesus, you poor man.
Icing on the cake – auburn haired. Memories I’ll take to my grave.
I hate you.
Speaking theoretically, I may or may not have had an extended fling with a juggy, auburn haired married woman who has been the benchmark I’ve compared every woman since to. Possibly. And, if that happened, nobody has quite measured up.
If that had actually happened, I would tell myself that real, day-to-day life with her would have no-doubt taken much of the glow off that relationship.
If she was willing to cheat for my broke-ass charms how could I ever trust her if she became my “one and only”? I was a strapping young feller, quick with a joke but seriously nobody to write home about. Hook, line and sinkered I was.
f she was willing to cheat for my broke-ass charms how could I ever trust her if she became my “one and only”?
That though also occurred. Theoretically.
Did I mention that she was Canadian?
So she was just too kind to kick you oot of bed?
Naw, she knew which side her bread was buttered on. I couldn’t win her over from suburbia. Damn that girl was funny. The first time we met was barb-throwing and it just metastisized into something different. The one that got away (or escaped) as it were. Fuck, now I’m gonna mope.
BTW Mystery Train is the best Memphis movie. Narrowly beating out Making the Grade.
OK. My pick, 2nd attempt.
In addition to the AA population, you also have the hicks that moved to the big city, Memphis in this case, and think that being cosmopolitan means that you are a democrat. I find SF or NY democrats (not including politicians) to be more tolerable than these mid sized city democrats.
Where’s Rufus? What does he think of the CAQ? I bet he loves what happened to the PQ. Quebec hasn’t been in this of place since the late 1960s. Quebec politics since the 1970s have put the Liberals into a much more rightist position than the other Liberal Parties.
I assume he’s working.
You assume wrong Fargo boy.
Quebec politics has suddenly shifted ‘rightist’.
The CAQ are made up of sovereigntists and Federalists and claim to be a party of business. It will be interesting to see how the they work together in actual power with the former and have yet to see evidence of the latter. While I’m happy to see the PQ decimated, many of their votes simply migrated to the CAQ. And the hard left socialists in Quebec Solidaire did too well for my tastes. The CAQ’s victory though was horrible news for the Federal Liberals under that clown.
I’m ambivalent to the CAQ because the leader is a former PQ leader and clearly leans on the side of all that was typical with the PQ when it comes to culture. A pass for me. I really wanted to give the CAQ a chance but they’re too incoherent and don’t stand up for small business and free enterprise.
After Trump, came Ford in Ontario and the CAQ in Quebec – two of Canada’s most populous provinces.
There’s a shift to the right.
Not sure what “rightist” means in a Quebec context?
It means fuck you cut immigration among other things.
It means fuck you, parle en Francais you dusky-hued interlopers.
What do you of the People’s Party? Will Quebec go for it big numbers or even outside of Quebec?
I have no idea. He was polling at around 10% I believe (?) not too long ago.
He may have legs. Problem is for him, I think people may want Trudeau out and may want to cast their votes for Scheer and the conservatives as opposed to splitting it with the Bernier because he’s likely to take from the conservative base.
Think ‘Tea Party north’ with Bernier. He may have enough people who don’t care either way and want to send a message that the status quo ain’t doing it for them.
You said you liked the Quebec Liberal’s economics. I find that interesting. The Quebec Liberals are the party of the Anglo business class by default and oppose the nationalist/separatists and the latter have some statist tendencies among them and the leftist anglos and leftist francophone federalists have no choice but to support them and a big argument against separation is that it isn’t economically viable which puts them in a much different position than the Ontario and Federal Liberals.
Yeh I don’t like I’m basically forced to vote Liberal.
I want the CAQ to be a legit choice but they have to knock it off with the nationalist crap.
As little as I’ve been following the issues I’d be more afraid of CAQ making a hard separatist turn once Ottawa decides to stamp them out. I was in Montreal in ’79 and most everyone I met was pretty sanguine regarding confederation but damned if every third car in the street didn’t have “Je M’Souviens” license plates.
Just reverse-seared a 2″ tenderloin to a nice medium rare. OMG heaven.
PS. these steak were one-third the price of same at my usual supermarket. Has the price gone down?? I don’t buy a lot of steaks…
Beef prices, including tenderloin, are down.
Sweet!
This reverse-sear thing is no joke. It’s easily the best steak I’ve ever cooked, and practically fool-proof.
For Judge Kavanaugh
Some quality shit-talking from Ryan Brasier, the 31-year-old rookie pitcher for the Red Sox – Gary Sanchez calls time twice in a row and Brasier gives a gesture with a clear lip-read “What the fuck? Get in the box!”. Then promptly strikes him out @ 97 mph. Good times.
They annoy me when they do crap like that.
The batter calling time or the pitcher calling him out for it?
The batter. Fuck that shit twice in a row.
That is a shitty thing to do. I pitched in HS and would’ve beaned the guy if the game didn’t matter much. But then again, I beaned a lot of people because I had no control.
I hope you’re lefty like me.
Same here. I could come up with some of the nasty. Just not in any coherent and controlled manner.
Like Rick Ankiel.
Tall lefty. Got pulled by the opposing manager once after beaning 3 in a row on 3 pitches. My coach just shook his head in disguest from the dugout. Walked off the mound by myself with a “What did I do?” gesture.
And a wise ass on top of it?
Wise ass? Not really. More like clueless.
https://www.the-american-interest.com/2018/09/11/radical-politics-old-ideas/
Stripped of authoritarianism… heh.. funny…
I like the way they strip out the authoritarianism. You know, by still having it but just saying they don’t. That’s the best kind of stripping out.
Cool. New season, same Rangers.
But Rebuild Rangers!
The hosts, coach, and players are really starting to strain credibility with their attempts to downplay the suckitude.
http://theweek.com/articles/792888/what-happened-great-youth-revolt-against-government
Hurr Durr Lurburturyan murhmurnt
Is anybody seriously surprised that millennials trend statist? When have they ever seen an example of anything different? Uber lasted all of about a year before they became targeted for being anti-union wrongthinkers.
CATO, Dalmia, Gillespie and Welch?
And he can’t forget the absurd technophilia of many libertarians.
You were right the first time.
This is what is so fucking confusing about the term ‘millennial’. In some contexts it refers to people who graduated or turned 18 at the millennium, in other cases it’s a catch all for ‘damn kids these days!’.
The best paradigm I’ve seen was 19 years per generation.
Boomers – 1946-1964
Gen X – 1965-1983
Millennials – 1984 – 2002
New Kids (GenZ/whatever) – 2003 – 2021
See, now your pardigm puts me in GenX. sheesh. This shit is confusing!
The edges are a bit fuzzy, of course. My dad was born in ’65 and my mom in ’62. I think my mom is more GenX than my dad.
In fact, I think I may have done a +1 on all of the years compared to the original source because I remember the barrier between Millennials and GenZ being 9/11.
I would limit it to acceptable dating age range. By your account someone born in 1984 is in the same generation as someone born in 2002. No way a 34 year old dating a 16 year old is acceptable.
But then it keeps shifting as they age. 21 and 14 is not acceptable but 35 and 28 is fine, so you basically get defined generations that merge as they age?
well as it may not be celebrated, 21 and 14 is seen in a way better light by most folks than 34 and 16.
The creepy-cutoff is age/2+7, everyone knows that.
well as it may not be celebrated, 21 and 14 is seen in a way better light by most folks than 34 and 16.
My point is that if you define it this way, no matter what degree of ‘creepy’ you use as the line it will necessarily mean generations being undefined since the defining characteristic is one that changes as you age. 34 and 16 become 50 and 32, 60 and 42 etc. obviously the acceptability of the pairing changes as the younger person ages.
If I were demographic dictator for the day, I’d set it at 12 years. That way, barring a few outliers, you can’t have a child in the same generation as you.
Of course, that means that there are 6 or 7 generations between 1945 and now instead of 4 generations.
I’d put it at 10, that seems to correlate better with my experience and I have a love for the clean crispness of 10.
I’ve always thought it should be in the 10 years, as well. Music, fashion, etc, are always referred to by decade, why wouldn’t we correlate the people who lived through those trends and fads in the same manner?
I have a love for the clean crispness of 10.‘
Clean crispness of 10? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*counts on fingers*
Welcome aboard! We don’t actually give a damn, but if you help chase kids off lawns you are welcome here. Also we have openings in cloud yelling.
My GenX standard is remembering when Reality Bites hit the theaters. Or watching Lisa Loeb sing Stay on MTV.
Both of those are true for me, although to me Reality Bites was about old people.
Seems legit. I have three older brothers in tail end of that “boomer” range. I was born in 1969. They are definitely in a different generation from me.
‘(GenZ/whatever) – 2003 – 2021’
*ahem
That’s GenXe/whatever, shitlord.
The only qualifier for Gen X is coming of age when MTV was in it’s prime and in the case of young heterosexual males having whacked a batch to a Madonna or Bangles video. Also having a thing for Molly Ringwald is acceptable cred for being Gen X.
My rural town didn’t get MTV until 1999, kinda fucks up your metric.
This is sad. I recall watching MTV in high school in the Soviet Union/Russia. And I finished high school in 1993.
Another acceptable credential: serious crush on pre-“retarded-liberal-activist” Alyssa Milano.
I’m so Gen X even *I* have a thing for Molly Ringwald.
Ugh. Madonna. Ugh.
Susanna Hoffs = would, then and now.
Magic Gen-x fairy makes you Suddenly Susan! *boink*
Gen X seems to have found the sweet spot between “She had it coming” and “I believe her”.
I just finished The Coddling of the American Mind, and they put the Millennial cutoff at 1995; the defining factor being that the next generation (that they refer to as iGen) grew up with smartphones and social media.
It’s almost like these are arbitrary labels designed by a pseudoscience only to perpetuate ideas..no that can’t be it.
I don’t know that they’re completely arbitrary, there’s just some grey area around the edges. Generations are certainly different, but they’re often defined by cultural trends or events rather than arbitrary timelines.
So for example, I would define “Boomers” as “people old enough to be drafted and sent to Vietnam (if they were male)”. GenX would be something like “teenagers when MTV played music videos”. And yeah, that leaves a gap between the two, some short nameless generation defined roughly as “teenagers at the birth of punk rock” or something, but assigning those people to either Boomers or GenX would be equally arbitrary.
I wouldn’t disagree that generations don’t exist; only that the pseudo science as it is now has no meaningful definitions..
Gen X is pretty defined, because we’re the “Baby Buster” generation. Demographically Gen X is a distinct dip in numbers – a lot of us were born of those who were children during WWII but into enough prosperity (and women in the workplace) meant delaying and having fewer kids. Millennial is hard to define because they’re generally the kids of the Boomers – that’s why they’re such a big balloon — but there’s no obvious point to draw the lines in the numbers.
tl;dr; nobody cares about GenX because our generation is too small to influence anything, bracketed by two population booms. *sad face*
My point is, and has been, my sister 3 years older than me and my brother 2 years older than me are very clearly defined as Gen-X, yet by some accounts I’m Gen-X, by others I’m millennial. My niece who was born when I was 16 is also considered a millennial, how the fuck does that work? What I’m getting at is these aren’t categories of any importance. There is no actual definition. It shouldn’t be considered a science, but yet it is treated as one.
I was just pointing out that it’s not totally out of thin air, because it’s a pretty obvious curve of LOTS oF PEOPLE -> not lots -> LOTS AGAIN. The dates are fuzzy because after WWII, there’s no one event to point to as the cause for the shift, it’s too gradual.
http://theweek.com/articles/800588/gop-rue-kavanaugh-confirmation
But despair often turns to rage, hopelessness into a thirst for vengeance, and a small spark into a raging inferno. Republicans just gave Democrats lighter fluid, a match, and a reason not to care about how many blocks of this democracy get burned down.
ROFL.
No, no they are super serial this time! They have been very calm and restrained, but now they will begin to RESIST!
I wonder what will happen if the Dems are serious about Court Packing.
The Economist link I posted above claims that Dems are institutionalists…
If they get the White House and the Senate I think it happens.
I wonder how the right will take that…
I don’t disagree, though I wonder if they’d even bother if they had both of those things. All they need is a pen-and-phone to push through whatever shit they want.
On second thought, given the Democrats haven’t yet found a procedural change they don’t love if it gives them a short-term advantage even when it will obviously be used against them later, that’s probably overly hopeful on my part.
<Doesn’t actually have to happen to have an impact./em>
As FDR intimately knew, just the threat of court packing is enough to get the court to bend to your will.
While the “majority” part is horseshit, I’m not sure if this was not the whole goal with Dr whats her face and the clown show because the Dem leadership knew in the end Kavanaugh would be confirmed. The progs believe the court is theirs. It is where they legislate. If they can cast doubt on every ruling from now on they get campaign slogans forever because damn near half the country agrees with the assholes.
IMO this whole thing was a warning to all of RBG’s potential replacements, in an effort to get anyone to the right of “2A means State Militias can have muskets, and of course the government can limit hate speech” to voluntarily withdraw themselves from consideration.
That was a painful read.
What kind of lazy ass Slow Poke Rodriquez was that?
That was some serious bullshit. I’m amazed Cora kept his face calm.
Can we violate the NAP when people start sentences with, “As a blah, blah, blah, I find …..”?
https://twitter.com/ZahraBilloo/status/1048669847599497216
Only if you consider sending dick pics of uncircumcised peni a violation of the NAP.
HELL YES.
(ok no but I’m finding it increasingly irritating)
If it is something like, “As a holocaust survivor…” or “As a falsely convicted….”, no problem. The bar has been set so low that my eyes just glaze over nowadays.
“As a Glibertarian American…”
Ask Rhywun about that because the Venn diagram of “falsely accused” and “Glibertarian American” has some overlap.
I like this one
The responses are terrific. No Nap violations needed to spank her.
Gustave L: “Missing Clarence Gatemouth Brown singing “Dixie Chicken” or “Monroe, Louisiana”
Thanks! Way down a Gatemouth rathole – nice
Glad you like it! I’ve only scratched the surface of Gatemouth, but I like those songs. First heard him being played on WWOZ, which has helped my pathetic musical range to be slightly less pathetic.
Price should not get another start.
May not need to worry about that.
Not unless he can get traded to the Yankees by tomorrow.
Overheard at the party I attended this afternoon: “Is a vampire a predator or a parasite?”
I vote parasite.
…. Hobbit
Homo sapiens whedonum – predators.
How quaint.
Yep, that’s seriously old – 2006 or so.
I’ve recommended Peter Watts before – his take on vampires is pretty great.
I’ll steal Charlie Stross’ description of Blindsight:
He’s put much of his work online, including Blindsight
I’ll caution I find his books profoundly depressing (though they’re great). It’s hard to come away thinking that we’re anything other than meat driven by crude chemical reactions.
I can’t say he’s definitively correct but, if he is, it is very depressing.
I don’t think it’s even a question; predator.
They are capable of parasitic behavior when they find a willing host, but normally they are a predator. They hunt for victims. When they find their prey, they feast and move on, just like any other apex predator.
Depends on if they are welfare recipients.
In that case, the government is the parasite. Welfare recipients are hyperparasites.
I vote leech.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NJbRF4CgAA
Thank goodness Dumbrowski didn’t bother with trying to trade for any relief pitchers this year.
Houston will be either of these teams.
Reading through Trump’s tweets for the next episode, found out he retweeted Kurt Russel.
Fake account?
What would they have to gain by lying? #BelieveAllTwitterAccounts
I wanna go back to a simpler time, a more honest time wherein righteous anger was well-targeted and nobody ever trolled the commons. Of course we’d be living in trees and wondering where the “slither beast” is.
Well. Team R Now controls all 3 branches of the federal government.
What are the odds that some pro liberty things get pushed through on the federal level?
The Super Duper Patriot Act coming soon to a theater near you.
All the handwringing about about high school groping and not one fuxking Democrat could ask a fucking thing about 4th amendment. National politics is the height of stupidity.
Your talk of these amendments frightens and confuses me!
AHEM! The fourth amendment clearly states that-
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation of a fucking dog, or some federal beurocrat who feels like it, or any cop who has a hunch, or the NSA if they promise it’s for your own good…
It’s funny that nearly nobody has a fucking clue nowadays about the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I was talking to a guy at work the other day about Kavanaugh and he gave me the “Tucker” look when I said that he should be confirmed but I didn’t care for his stance on the 4th. It’s Canada but ferfucksake if you are so invested in politics below the border, at least have the gorm to know what you are talking about.
You scamp!
Only if someone stumbles backward and accidentally knocks it.
*…carry the two, *
Slim to none. It’ll be different statist bullshit.
Boy, would I like to be wrong. National reciprocity for concealed carry, maybe?
Look for another massacre a la Vegas if some pro gun legislation gets anywhere near a Senate vote.
/adjusts tin foil hat.
I would still very much like some more details about that Vegas shooter. That was memory-holed right-quick.
*assumes some FBI “sting” gone wrong, yet again*
Like tears in the rain.
Also, national reciprocity would be a disaster. Within a decade we would have 50 state concealed carry with the same requirements as new Jersey.
yeah, this is why I don’t want it. I like the idea of it, sure, but in practice, I’m suspicious it would be a back door to even worse federal laws.
^^^^
There was no federal background check requirement prior to 1993.
Good one. Now pull the other one.
The Government’s ratchet doesn’t have a reverse pall. Expect more of the same but at least we get those salty tears to sustain us in the meantime.
Well, not good, but still far better than if the Democrats controlled everything.
If you asked me two years ago which party I would rather have in power, I’d say neither because they’re both equally bad. But the Democrats’ conduct since Trump’s election has changed my mind on that. I think they’ve greatly surpassed the Republicans in the degree of anti-liberty shit. It pains me to say it, but I’m thinking about voting straight Republican in the midterms.
Some natural selection needs to take place. The Democrats need to either purge the left-fascist element from their party, or die off.
I’m somewhat in agreement – it seems to have gone from “douche vs. turd” to “douche vs. syphilis”. Neither is great but one is clearly worse.
I largely agree. Maybe the R’s having enough votes in the Senate to pass some legislation even if a few from their party defect would be a good thing. Congress may actually repeal Obamacare, or maybe do some entitlement reform as they have promised for years. Maybe.
Full Dem control would be a fucking disaster. Single payer, student loan forgiveness, Warren’s fascist save capatilism act, tax hikes, and God knows what else.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You beat me to it.
Fascists are right wing, idiot!
The right wing of what?
The left…
Trump has done more proGlib things than I ever thought he would. So I haz confuse on the future.
True. He has done some good things. However, The elephant in the room that is going to bring this whole country crashing to halt during my life time has not even come close to being addressed.
21T in debt and climbing everyday. Nothing matters if that isn’t addressed and I see no way any of those slimy pukes in Washington do anything about it.
Yes, another CR was quietly passed during this Kavanagh kerfuffle, almost like it was a distraction…
Linkypoo.
This is the reality of the Rs and Ds.
I saw that. Its gonna be interesting times when the feds can no longer pay their bills. And by interesting I mean violent and destructive.
No, by ‘interesting’ you mean pass another CR until it all falls apart.
It’s like when you scritch the cat’s ass at the base of his tail and he kinda sorta likes it but also wants to tear your eyeballs from their sockets. That’s a libertarian watching Trump.
Isn’t that how cats react to everything?
Mostly.
They don’t control the bureaucracy nor the education system nor the media though.
Webdom, if you’re out there, thank you. I bought the vegan cookbook you recommended. Tonight, daughter#2 asked what’s for dinner. I said let’s cook k something while thumbing the cookbook. She picked a dish we went shopping for ingredients then spent an hour cooking together. And the dish was delicious.
Thanks for prompting a fun time and another reason for my daughter and I to bond.
STEVE SMITH BOND WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, AND BY BOND MEAN KAVANAUGH.
Bonding times can be happy times, Chafed! My Father and I bonded somewhat when we stranded ourselves in the bush when the snowmobile broke down and we had no recourse but to hike out. Rotten snow on old tracks, 14 miles of misery where every third step would break through the top crust and you’d be knee-deep in the powder. The other guy on the crew (his brother-in-law) just jackrabbited back to the truck but I waited for the old man, stopping every few hundred meters until I could hear his laboured breathing. We made it out but after that and a few other fuck-ups I quit his company and never looked back. I’m not a bridge-burner, perse but I have a tendency to let them rot through neglect.
I made penne pasta with bagna cauda sauce + olives (yea, sometimes I just make shit up) topped with a thinly sliced rare steak and fresh grated Asiago. I also have a cannoli from Jungle Jim’s International Market for dessert.
FYI: This is how I follow my recent plan of cutting back on carbs – half a box of Barilla and a cannoli.
Same here. l love baking with the daughter. Cookies, cakes etc. Fun times.
Nobody probably cares too much, but McGregor vs Khabib fight to kick off in a minute. I’m excited for this one. Not that there are any pirate sites out there carrying it for free. That would be wrong. I’ll wait for the replays.
McGregor vs Khabib that sounds incredibly racist.
Privileged white male attacks Muslim minority in the latest hate crime to be perpetrated in the era of trump.
They openly ridicule others ethnicity. #Lastbastionsjwscanttouch
PPV? I didn’t know it was still 1995.
Over a million buys. Where you been?
At Summer Slam 1998.
Ended the way I expected. No spoilers, but predictable ending.
Things went horribly wrong.
Not according to plan. Just gotta put one foot in front of the other. It’s a new day tomorrow. Never give up.
This might be the end of MMA in Vegas. We’ll see how out of hand it gets on the Strip tonight.
Drunk Russian fans vs drunk Irish fans. The tourism board’s dream.
That’s called Saturday down on The Strip.
Evidently, Khabib’s corner came out after the win and one of them punched Conor after it was over. Bad blood and Conor handing out bottles of his whiskey to his fans. Yea, this will be ugly.
JFC. Worse than I thought. https://twitter.com/ImAryaWwe/status/1048803743343366144
He’ll never get a visa again. Meanwhile, his teammate will be stuck in the country for 1-2 years. Longer if the feds get involved.
If I jumped a fence in front of dozens of cops and started pummeling a dude, I’d be leaving in cuffs. Too bad. I liked Khabib.
He just made his way on to the terrorist watch list. If he wasn’t already there.
Probably, and that’s too bad because Khabib is one of the most respectful fights in the UFC. He went way the fuck over the line with that shit he pulled tonight.
What happened?
Still trying to figure it out. They went to commercial almost immediately after Dana what’s his name refused to hand over the belt.
Click the twitter link above.
Khabib choked McGregor out. After, Khabib jumped out of the cage and attacked McGregor’s loud mouth trainer. Then one of Khabib’s guys jumped in and sucker punched an out of it McGregor.
But, really, couldn’t have happened to a better guy. I’m pretty lenient when it comes to athletes and stupid behavior off the field/out of the ring. They’re entertainers. But McGregor crossed a line months back, shouldn’t even have been allowed to fight again. The sanctimonious announcers, including Seth Rogan, want to talk about how unprofessional Khabib was. Dana White didn’t see anything but dollar signs when he welcomed McGregor back.
So, basically, UFC has gone full WWE. And, really, with Trump we are really living in a WWE world these days. So it’s all very fitting.
Conor is a prick, no doubt. You can’t attack people outside the ring after a fight. That has to be assault and battery. Again, I wanted Khabib to win, but *Insert Matrix gif of “Not like this, not like this*
You left out global warming.
The real winner here is Mayweather.
3 arrests so far.
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1048811622536531968
That is some WWE type conduct.
Good.
Just watched the clip after the fight.
What a Mongolian cluster dance.
We needed Jim Ross tonight. That’s what the fans deserved.
Or Bob Ross.