ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. HAVING RECOVERED HIS… EQUILIBRIUM, ZARDOZ WILL ONCE AGAIN DEMONSTRATE HIS SUPERIOR ADVICE OVER THAT OF THE BRUTAL “DEAR ABBY“. SPEAK OF SHOOTING BRUTALS IN A BARREL…
Q: I am a very open person, but one thing I am not open about is the STD I have been living with for the last few years. My ex didn’t know he had it, and he gave it to me. Now free of him, I’m ready to date again, but I’m afraid of the judgment I may receive from potential partners.
I have heard all kinds of stigmatizing, dehumanizing and cruel comments about STDs, and I wonder to myself if people were better educated about this, maybe they wouldn’t sound so ignorant. Unfortunately, I don’t have the emotional strength to deal with rejection right now. So what I’m trying to ask is, how do I go about dating with an STI/STD? — MOVING FORWARD IN MICHIGAN
A: FOOLISH BRUTAL, WHAT ELSE WOULD IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU THE PENIS IS EVIL?! MUST YOU PERISH FROM TERTIARY SYPHILIS? REFRAIN FROM ACTIVITIES THAT MIGHT RESULT IN NEW LIFE! IF YOU MUST ENGAGE IN PENIC ACTIVITY, REFRAIN FROM INFORMING THE OTHER BRUTAL…IT WILL AMUSE ZARDOZ TO SEE THEIR REACTION WHEN THEY DISCOVER THEY ARE INFECTED WITH A LOATHSOME DISEASE.
FLACCID EVIL. ERECT EVIL.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: Our father died nine months after his diagnosis with cancer. Within six months of his funeral, our stepmother of 20-plus years had begun a new relationship. She sold her and Dad’s home and belongings and moved across the country, leaving behind her children, stepchildren and grandchildren.
Although she promised to keep in touch with everyone, she hasn’t. She has made no effort to reach out to her stepfamily over the last year and a half, not even her grandchildren. We are perplexed, as she claimed our father was the love of her life and she dearly loved her grandchildren.
A few of us tried contacting her during the first six months after she left, but she usually responded only to texts, and then with one-word answers. We realize she has moved on, but how could she cut all ties with those she supposedly cared for? What are we missing? What is it that we don’t understand about being 60-something and widowed?
We feel abandoned and betrayed. We supported her in her decisions and her remarriage (which is the last time we had any contact with her). Please advise, Abby. — BAFFLED OUT WEST
A: ZARDOZ IS SHSH (SHAKING HIS STONE HEAD). DO YOU NEED BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO HELP GUIDE YOUR ACTIONS? BOO HOO HOO. IF THE ACTIONS OF YOUR “STEPMOTHER” DISPLEASE YOU, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES – CLEANSE HER, AND HER NEW PENIC PARTNER, OR FORGET THEY EVER EXISTED. HOPEFULLY THEY ARE TOO ANCIENT TO CREATE NEW LIFE. SHOULD YOU WISH ZARDOZ TO HEDGE HIS BETS, PROVIDE A LOCATION TO THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS.
“STEP-PARENT PATROL”
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
“Within six months of his funeral, our stepmother of 20-plus years had begun a new relationship.”
When the cat’s away, the mice will play.
Now…..Hit That ISH!
Kavanaugh FBI probe was a cover-up
And just like that, the left hated the FBI again.
You’d think they would get dizzy with the constant pivoting.
You know I was going to link to Dervish whirling, but I just couldn’t take that cheap of a shot at Sufi Islam.
Totally plausible.
The FBI leadership, democrat to the core, totally allowed it to happen.
Look, if they really went after the truth then that would expose the CIA kidnapping of young Miss Blasey and her return home via the FBI HRT. Which is OF COURSE why she doesn’t remember where she was, how she got there or how she got home.
Don’t you people know anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYyH_sa2_RI&feature=youtu.be&t=30
Nope, it was contact with Aliens, and her memory was scrubbed with that thingy that Tommy Lee Jones used in “Men in Black”.
I’m not saying it was aliens.
Actually that is an actual thing annnnnd we do in fact call it a Neuralizer.
We use it when we swap a human back into the population and pull the skin suit posing as them.
It can also implant memories
My grandfather got remarried about six months after his first wife (my dad’s mother) died. The death was a few months before Dad got married and the second marriage a few months after, so Grandpa’s second wife was the only Grandma we knew on that side.
Some people remarry very quickly after becoming widowed. I was kind of surprised the first time I heard about such a thing, but I’ve seen it happen so many times now that it seems to be normal.
One would think that it means they got over the dead spouse quickly, but I think it means that the hole in their life is so big that they have to find somebody to plug the hole, however imperfectly, to be able to function as a person.
“…plug the hole,…”
So we’re not doing phrasing this evening?
Grandpa and Grandma were married 23 years until his death. They were both German immigrants, and she supposedly helped out a lot when Dad’s mother was terminally ill, since this was the days when men didn’t cook or do housework or any of that stuff.
Most people don’t like to be alone. Quite a few can’t stay single for any significant length of time. Most relationships people form mean nothing. It’s just something they use to fill the time.
I think I’d have a hard time getting back into a relationship if my wife were to die. I’m enough of an introvert that I’d have a hard time making myself vulnerable after suffering through “having loved and lost”. I think the duty to provide a female role model to my daughter would compel me to try, but it’d be quite tempting to do what my dad does every day since his divorce… whatever the hell he wants.
2-3 years.
Lots of casual sex in the meantime.
Dear Zardoz,
We are going to the gun show tomorrow. Recommend his & her purchases.
M1 and M1 carbine
An ornate case containing matched dueling pistols. It’s my go-to wedding gift.
No marriage here…
Nice. Make sure they are two Taurus Judges. No one gets out unscathed.
Well fuck, mine has always been three bottles: a bottle of mead for tradition, a bottle of Tullamore for drinking, and a bottle of Middleton’s for my friends.
ARs.
https://smile.amazon.com/photos/share/mLizpE8vSWw2qIld4h5AjzJ32Ei3WtbdTxV6isgLszY
Already done.
Adorable. Mazel tov.
OK revolvers then.
A 416 Rigby and a 243 Winchester.
416 Rigby? Why do you hate me? ?
Oh come on, it has better internal ballistics than 338 and those old M 98 are gorgeous.
Winchester ’94 30-30.
Marlin 336, 30-30. I gave 2 94s away after I got a 336.
Interesting.
Something in an AR platform because “AR” is not just “Armalite Rifle”, it is also “America’s Rifle”.
Some ideas
https://www.wideopenspaces.com/8-military-surplus-guns-every-shooter-pics/
Browning M2 and 1919A4
Matching Tavors.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS GIFT OF THE GUN ADVICE SEEKING CHOSEN ONE. VERY SIMPLE… A WEBLEY-FOSBERY AUTOMATIC REVOLVER.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
An English gun?
[Hulk smashes stoney head. “puny god”]
Unibroue La FinDu Monde. 9% of excellence.
Good stuff.
I’ve had the best Belgium makes and they compare well. Go Québécois
I had a bottle of Chimay Grande Reserve last night. Very spendy but a delightful beer paired with beef stew.
I find it a little syrupy, but keep going back every 6 months or so.
I have 3-4 a year. The carbonation for me helps cut the sweetness a bit.
Maybe that’s the problem. I stand on a ladder to pour.
You’re going to make me geek out here, aren’t you? It’s not just carbonation, but the texture of the bubbles. With champagne, it would be called the mousse. Many Belgians I’ve had have a very fine mousse, and come across as too sweet for me. The Chimay GR has a coarser mousse and that little bite of extra carbonation cuts the sweetness on my palate. I still won’t pay that price more than a couple of times a year.
I’ve had that. It’s good. But it’s expensive. Someone gave me one at a party.
It’s not Belgium expensive. You also have to consider that it’s 2 beers at 9%.
There was a special at Costco a year or 2 ago.
I bought enough to get tired of it. So… a lot.
Solid.
If you have a Trader Joe’s near you, go there around Christmas to get the Trader Joe’s Vintage Ale. It’s made by Unibroue, and is (here at least) under $8 a bomber. It’s also probably the longest vertical I’ve got in my cellar, because it holds up well.
So I’m watching my alma maters women’s soccer game. They started the match by kicking the ball straight backwards. I am pretty sure ((having played soccer from the age of 8 through my college years in various leagues of various skill-levels, ending in intramural in college…)) that the ball needs to go forwards first . Are girls rules different?
Why on earth are you watching women’s soccer?
I like soccer. I like girls. I don’t see the problem.
I guess if you like both it makes sense. I only like one of those things.
Soccer girls have the greatest gams on Earth.
Seconded. Many girls with tight bodies that avoid having too much muscle. But I do not think their mammaries are ‘Q-worthy’.
True, but every once in a while there’s a top heavy one that has to wear two sports bras and it’s enough to make my testicles melt.
I’m more interested in their thrusting parameters, myself.
Its too late in the year for beach volleyball.
Duh.
I’d just like to note that I used to watch women’s golf. I don’t give a shit about golf.
However, in 2014, when the main contestants were women like Paula Creamer. The women’s circuit used to be full of pretty women in skirts. Now, it’s a bunch of pudgy Asians smacking balls around. Erm, no thanks.(Note: And I generally like pudgy Asian women)
Goddammit.
This link will probably also be broken. Fuck you, Microsoft.
Correct. 0 and 2.
And it is. I’m done trying. Die in a fire, Microsoft.
SF’d the link. But quality. The only female golfer I can name is Natalie Gulbis
Oh, snap! After talking SF-smack, I SF a link.
Natalie Gulbis
Surprised those don’t interfere with her drives…
Exactly! She was huge in 2014.
In women’s golf.
Dudes, we’re getting away from the main reason women’s golf was important: pretty women in skirts.
Doesn’t the start of the game see the ball at midfield with players in opposite halves of the field? You’d kick it backwards to one of your teammates and then set up for the first attack.
Kind of like a face-off in hockey, except that in soccer it’s not a contested face-off.
In soccer, at the start of play of the game and after a goal, the ball must go forward before it goes backward and it has to be touched by one person forward before another can touch it backward. As such, there are usually 2 people in the circle to start play. This does not appear to be the case for women’s college soccer.
That is not the case anymore. Now it’s usually just one person in the circle. (I’m watching a Bundesliga match right now and it started just this way.)
Lame.
No, that’s how every game starts, because that’s where your teammates are. If you kick the ball forwards you’re just giving it to the other team.
My sound track tonight.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0efmUKP9s
I saw Public Image Ltd on that tour. The weird thing is that I had recently gone to San Diego, which is where they got the generic logos. So I had beer, labeled “Beer” that looked just like the “Poster”, “Compact Disc”, etc.
Nice. Very Repo Man. I saw them in the mid to late 80’s before the breakup. I was 14-15 or so. That album had some killer session musicians. Ginger Baker, Steve Vai
Yes, the whole album is great.
Agreed. There are some gems from the PIL mine. So much there compared to the Sex Pistols era. I found I like the post period of most musical periods.
The Sex Pistols weren’t good musicians.
Not arguing with that. But bad musicians can be a good band in the right time and place.
True, the Ramones weren’t good musicians either.
I disagree. Steve Jones is a very good guitar player. Paul Cook was a good drummer. Sid Vicious couldn’t play worth shit.
I saw PIL in Boston in 1984. The security for the show was tighter than I’ve ever seen. The guy in front of me was asking security where he could store his gun ?.
“Within six months of his funeral, our stepmother of 20-plus years had begun a new relationship.”
Because he married your dad, not you. It’s very possible she married your dad in spite of you.
When my marriage that will never happen doesn’t happen, I want that to be a part of my wedding vows. Only, you know, about their mother.
Til death do you part?
I’d be interested to hear ZARDOZ’s take on this:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/voices/i-became-a-widow-at-25-and-heres-what-i-want-people-to-know/ar-BBNXhps?ocid=spartanntp
TW: CHRISTFAGS!
That’s a shitty story. The mortal for me was elope in Vegas and don’t go in the hole for a wedding. But I’m a shit lord.
I didn’t really read past this. It’s just like when Harry met Sally. Where’s that rapist Woody Allen when you need him?
I got bored after the first couple words.
Her pain? But somebody microaggressed me today!!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Doo6DLWVAAESBvA.jpg
LOLOLOLOLOL
Nice:)
I’m helping!
I’m dying right now:) lol
Leadership. I can show you how to make a difference without sacrificing my body.
That was special. After the video cut off, the others drug him out of the bed and beat the crap out of him.
Has anybody else tried using CBD oil for treating anything? I think it very slightly helps with appetite suppression, helps a little with anxietty/depression, and makes me fall asleep. I’m wondering if would be better to up my dose, but it’s expensive here. Anyone else have thoughts?
FBI?
Nope, just Tulpa.
*slow clap*
That’s exactly what a FBI agent would say.
No the FBI, but the DEA says it;s legal.
https://www.anaviimarket.com/blogs/news/dea-says-hemp-derived-cbd-oil-products-are-federally-legal
Not that they can’t change their mind anytime. And this “legality” is a little sketchy anyways.
However, my conservative state of Indiana has legalized and you can buy it at most tobacco stores and gas stations..
Hmmm….quality all around, there.
I wonder why it’s so expensive? I blame the government.
I’m pretty sure that’s true. The restrictions on hemp farming are rather encumbering and that’s what it’s derived from.
Apparently it is good for vaginas and getting the womyn ready.
It aint legal in Ohio, since they passed med marijuana.
All that goes under control of the pharmacy board now.
YES, Anxiety, and Concentration without being Stoned, it works, try it,
YUSEF HAS SPOKEN
My experience so far is that it helps, but it certainly isn’t the miracle cure that so many people make it out to be. It does seem to help take a little edge off.
About to get banned here in the great state of Ohio. While medical marijuana is legal (against the opinion of pretty much everyone in the state government).
Mass is fun – we voted to legalize MJ two goddamn years ago, but our “betters” finally got around approving 4 whole retail stores, all way out in western Mass.
It’s the progressive way. Pretend to cave to the proletariat while doing exactly what you please.
“Anoda woman don die afta ‘Brazilian bum-bum’ to add extra ikebe
British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (Baaps) tok say na di most dangerous cosmetic procedure to go through.
Na celebrities make dis surgery popular well-well.
Baaps warn say but many pipo dey put demsef for risk wit di cheap operation wey dem dey look for abroad.
Di Brazilian butt lift (BBL) na cosmetic procedure wey dem dey take fat from one part of di bodi and then inject am enta di bum-bum.
Baaps tell BBC Victoria Derbyshire programme say like one out of 3,000 pipo dey die worldwide because of oda problems wey go later happun afta di operation.”
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-45743376
Can’t… not… laugh….
Has a single person used the “job interview” standard of evidence formula against leftists who thought Hillary Clinton’s corruption was no big deal?
I went through the imaginary scenario in my head and laughed out loud.
Random person: “This candidate groped me at a party 40 years ago”.
Me: “Oh yeah. What happened?”
Random person: “Well I literally cannot remember any of the details whatsoever, except I’m sure it happened”.
Me: “Well you got me. APPLICATION DENIED.”
I’m not exactly sure how this would even come up in a job interview . . . .”Sir, we’re going to need your high school yearbooks so that we can go through them and interview anyone you might have had contact with just in case you might have done something slightly inappropriate.”
Imagine that you’re up for a promotion, and some rando comes off the street to tell the hiring committee that you groped her in 1982. What would they do?
I’m guessing they’d tell the mentally unbalanced rando to pound sand and promote you without a second thought.
I hate the “job interview” excuse. This “believe all women” doesn’t work in a court of law, and it doesn’t even work outside a court of law. It’s a basic rule of logic that you need some kind of evidence before believing something and using it to make serious decisions.
Now, if you knew someone very well and you heard an accusation of rape, you might be able to decide based on that person’s character. If someone accused my best friend of rape with no further evidence, I could probably write that off since I know that is wildly out of character for him.
I want to ask these people, “Other than what you’ve been told by a media that is openly hostile to Trump and all associated with him, what do you know about Kavanaugh’s personal character that enables you to make such a judgement of guilt?”
I’d further this sentiment by adding asking what has he done recently. I beleive humans can redeem themselves from most of their indiscretions. I don’t give a shit about 40 years ago unless it was murder or violent rape.
A recent Fifth Column podcast was surprisingly sane (2nd most recent). Kmele asked, “even if that were true, would it be disqualifying in perpetuity”?
I think it was the same episode where Moynihan told us that in his youth he sometimes would just cold-cocked a stranger and all of his buddies would jump in and start fighting him. The other panelists were unanimous that the accusations against Kavanaugh were much worse than this.
Randomly violently assaulting someone is not nearly as bad as kind of sort of groping somebody. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. But I have a feeling that in today’s day and age they are solidly in the majority.
Thats crazy.
I’ve been both groped by weirdo ladies and jumped.
I will take a groping over a beating any day, I enjoy having teeth.
I’m going with “you know, the jury believed the woman in To Kill a Mockingbird”.
The job interview argument is bullshit. Especially when we’re talking believe all women type nonsense.
But I had a crazy amount of leftists tell me that it was fine to vote Hillary because she was “cleared.” And then in the last few weeks we’ve heard people try to claim that there’s some higher standard of proof needed for sexual assault claims. Which is flat out wrong.
I just want their own logic thrown against them as much as possible.
Dear Zardoz, last night while I was sleeping, a giant wail of pain could be heard on the other side of the Pacific ocean. Has a new Kaiju been discovered?
Maybe, the creature that would not be believed. From the deep dark recesses of the private schools comes a woman who can not be believed.
It was the sound of a nation throwing ice at their women.
Or a giant juicebox being taken away.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN EASTERN ONE. YES – THE MEGAJUDICIALSHITLORD. HE HAS BEEN RELEASED ON THE EASTERN PASRT OF THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
*Raises middle fingers*…Another ‘fuck you’ to all the progtastic leftists that have made me approve of Lindsay fucking Graham. I will never forgive you for creating the circumstances for me to compliment this man. But go on winning them over with kindness, Lindsay.
I do find it a bit rich that an old, white and (I’m guessing) well-off (i.e., privileged) lady is screaming at Graham, “Old, white, privileged…”.
If nothing else, that was a very nice use of “fulminating” .
*lights SF signal*
/UCS, too
Fuck. I’m listening to Collin’s talking about Kavanaugh on the floor right now. Her defense of his record almost makes me wish he wouldn’t be confirmed.
Some similar feelings reading the transcript. OTOH, it might also be an indicator of things based on how the appeals are drafted – ie. targeting one specific aspect or something broader. At least in the cases he’s seen so far.
On a kinda related note, this was also discouraging: https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/10/15/hostile-environment/
Fuck. This is exactly why the SCOTUS fight is so important.
And the bureaucracy is actively working against, either because they’re truebelievers or don’t want to give up their empire building.
“If an Obama regulation was promulgated after an extensive administrative process — such as a notice-and-comment rulemaking, in which a proposed rule is published and comment from the public is solicited before a final decision is made”
Which we all know was on the up and up, and not legisraped by activists.
This was a few blocks from my house a couple nights ago. It was loud as hell. It’s a little creepy they haven’t figured out anything yet.
Linking fail . . .
https://www.wthr.com/article/police-investigate-possible-explosion-irvington
Meteor?
I laughed.
That doesn’t look like much of an explosion. You can make a bigger crater than that with a fake m80.
I will say it was loud as shit, and a very low sound. You could tell something happened, knew it wasn’t a gunshot, and had not other idea as to what happened.
Meth lab explosion. We have those around here from time to time.
It was in the median of the road . . .then again, meth heads are surprisingly creative so maybe.
They are known to be quick and no one would suspect a meth lab in the middle of the road. Think about it.
you ain’t catching no
crackheadmeth-headNat Gas FTW
Z Nation is back on.
?
Only for glibs with the most discriminating taste
Gross, dude. Several bottles of Old Overholt would be lighter and tastier (a quick search shows a case of that costs about the same as a bottle of Overholt).
Would.
Also, has anyone told Brett “Beer Brah” Kavanaugh yet?
I’m not above it.
Me either. Im fresh out of dignity.
Is it really fresh if the ship sailed the day you were born?
Gotta admit that it tests the lower end tolerable beer for me. For the same price, you could get enough Jack to enjoy yourself for a while.
Only because it’s a hexagon, and I find that pleasing.
77 is a weird number.
It is oddly repetitive
It’s oddly odd. Oh wait I get it… 7 x 11. One in the middle of each row. Thus the hexagon….
But that would be too tall… Maybe 11 arranged in some sort of hexagonal shape on each row?
Don’t cheap beers come in multiples of 6? 12, 24, 36
Strohs used to do a 15 pack, back in my college days
Yeah, it’s 8 too many.
Los of wood here.
https://shop.whiskeyriff.com/
Copious amounts of wood.
My tatted-up, mid-30’s barber was getting all frothy about Kavanaugh today when I was getting my hair cut. “Old white guys!” (he’s white), “Goddamn preppies think they can do whatever they like” (a vast number of his customers would be considered “preppies”).
Is there no safe harbor? Must I hear people’s stupid opinions everywhere?
Just like all those preppies on the Duke Lacrosse team.
Yes.
It’s a tactical advantage.
You know what motivates them, and they don’t know what motivates you. I can make people dance through hoops with the slightest (plausibly deniable) provocation.
Woah- that’s really bad. The relationship between a man and his barber is special and should be grounded in dirty jokes, sports, and discussions about the weather. A Maxim magazine should be the most insightful piece of literature in the magazine rack and you should never have to watch CNN while you wait.
I’d consider a new barber. I’ve only had two barbers in my life, so I know it’s tough
My barber is usually a little vietnamese lady. Besides “hi, how are you?” and “nice weather, ain’t it”, we proceed in silence.
Ironically, I was _just_ extolling his virtues to my co-worker – we normally proceed in near silence. Even today, he was still done in less than 15 minutes.
The shop went to an all-reservation system awhile ago and he’s consistently the last guy to get his scheduled filled up. I wondered if it was because he’s too quiet but now I’m wondering if I’ve just been lucky until now.
My barber is walk in only. Fast too. Unfortunately, also takes vacations with no real notice. Went to get my hair cut this afternoon and the pole wasn’t spinning.
Euphemism?
I am my barber.
But in the before times, I would not tolerate any politics either. #moveon
I cut my own hair.
#MeToo
Since my hair started falling out, I fired my barber and bought a set of clippers. It’s easier this way.
I saw an old drinking buddy at the bar last night. He basically admitted he really didn’t give a shit about Kavanaugh himself he just wanted Trump to lose because he hates him so much.
I can respect a guy like that. Hope he doesn’t think that is going to earn him any feminist poon.
He has a wife 20 years younger than him. He’s doing ok.
My wife’s older gay hair dresser was making One time at band camp jokes about Ford.
Lol.
The Nosferatu performance I caught last night was amazing. Great accompaniment by Invincible Czars. (links on my youtube video). Unconventional compared to the average silent film accompaniment – they’ve been doing a variation of this for a few years now – tailored very specifically for the film with some real thematic cues, etc. Highly recommended if you can catch them at a screening near you!
Looking at the Virginia Film Festival schedule now – 90% trash, but a few great flicks. Looking forward to catching the classic Melville “Bob Le Flambeur”, “Bride of Frankenstein”, maybe “F for Fake”, and then some new ones like “Combat Obscura”, Oblivion Verses”, and “Ruben Brandt”.
I love me some Elsa Lanchester. On the other hand, I hated F for Fake.
It’s definitely a different sort of documentary. You can tell Welles is having fun messing around. They have some a Welles themed tribute, but that’s the only complete film directed by him in the program. Ah well…I need to finally get around to watching my blu-ray of “Chimes at Midnight” – been waiting to get into a classics mood.
BTW. if you’re near an Alamo Drafthouse, Nov has some great musicals on Sunday, in addition to Bond on Monday. Think it’s “Singing in the Rain”, “The Gang’s All Here”, “My Fair Lady” and “Seven Brides….”….weird that 3 of those are already in my collection, but seeing them large screen would be fun. Really wish we could get an HD re-release of the L’il Abner movie.
Oh God, The Lady in the Tutti Drug to Hat:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsTUN1wVrc
But in general, musicals aren’t my favorite genre. The Fox musicals are beginning to grow on me, though.
Yeah, the great thing about blu-ray remasters bringing some of these back to the forefront – lousy plots most of the time, but some amazing visuals and songs. “Susan Slept Here” was recommended by CineSavant – pretty nifty IMO, and I’m a fan of Shirley MacLaine in “What a Way to Go”.
oh yeah…and “The Boy Friend” starring Twiggy.
Guys & Dolls for the win
Too shitlordy.
How about Gender-Neutral Asexuals and Nonbinary Genderqueers instead.
Can I borrow that? It’s just too fun a word to let it go by.
Not to put to fine a point on it I’m the only bee in your bonnet.
Goooooodammmit. Goddamned earworm.
I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well…
F.U., pal.
*starts looking over list of earworms*
I feel the pain of everyone.., then I feel nothin…
That one is interesting, in that the lyrics don’t stick in my head, but I instantly hear the guitars after reading those lyrics.
Agreed. I’m hearing it on my mix but it’s the guitar. Same with the Church song I’m listening to now. Reptile is the intro riff. The words are secondary to the mood and emotion generated by the music.
+1 giant
Poor widdle women. So oppressed.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/10/05/womens-march-not-handling-sen-collins-decision-kavanaugh-well/
Apparently they hate strong women who think for themselves..
*let the racism flow through you*
So with that one dude absent, does Team Red have enough votes…?
With Manchin voting yes, apparently they do.
Ah, I wasn’t following closely – didn’t know he was on The Other Side.
FFS. Maybe he just thought K was qualified. That IS the decision at hand, right?
C’mon when your opponent jumps the aisle to save his election chances against you, you kind of have to call him on it to save your own.
He has a ready excuse. “I am voting the suitability of the nominee.” But I’m a normal person, not a politician, so what do I know.
Oh sure he does, and it may even be true. I just mean you can’t really get all that mad that the guy who has been praying all week that Manchin votes no and gives him a 10 point jump is desperately spinning this.
Oh, guess I should scroll up before I post.
That one dude was going to fly back from his daughter’s wedding on another senator’s private jet to vote ‘yes’. Apparently, he still might.
To be fair to that guy, the wedding was scheduled ages ago, and wouldn’t the Senate normally have been out of session to allow Senators to campaign this time of the year?
Yeah, I gave him shit the other day “for not being bothered” but you’re probably right. Not understanding why there can’t be some sort of “absentee vote” though.
Parliamentary systems use pairing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pair_(parliamentary_convention)?wprov=sfti1
Yeah, your daugher’s wedding is a good excuse, even for a senator. As someone pointed out, there used to be some dignity in the Senate, and someone from the opposition would agree to abstain if you couldn’t make it, but there’s no such trust these days.
Granted, there also used to be enough dignity to not try to assassinate the character of SC nominees just because the President had the wrong letter after his name, but apparently that ship has sailed.
Bork would disagree with you.
True, as would Thomas. I suppose I’m just nostalgic for an era that likely never really existed.
someone from the opposition would agree to abstain if you couldn’t make it, but there’s no such trust these days.
I believe the Senate requires 51 yes votes, not a majority of those present or voting. An abstention or “present” vote is the same as a no vote.
Murkowski will vote “present” to offset the loss of the Senator who’s daughter is getting married.
Huh. I hope she has a security detail.
Good luck with that.
Interesting:
That won’t change the outcome, as she says, but I believe it will make Joe Manchin the deciding vote in the congressional record.
I have to give her props for that because that’s the right thing to do.
Wait, how does a statist republican (who is an ‘independent’ because she couldn’t win her primary) abstaining an offset? shouldn’t it be a dem who offers that? Otherwise this is just more moosh.
Freshly minted survivors, all of them.
They were just handed new victim status, they should be thankful.
Rape apologist? That’s libel!!!
She never apologized for anything!
Nobody posted KDW today? #NeverForget
Thanks, excellent article.
Williamson can write his ass-off.
In a sane world, Janet Reno would have been removed from office, disbarred, and possibly charged with criminal offenses of her own.
In a saner world still, hanged.
At some point the Glibs need a group skipe meetup on a Fri or Sat. It will either be amazing or tragic.
Glib weekly podcast would be epic.
Knowing the layers of suspicion in my own head space it might look like a eyes wide shut mixed with a bronie convention.
Oddly, I think the glibs are underrepresented in the bronie demographic. That, or they’re keeping it on the DL.
I would love a glib podcast
I’ve been thinking about suggesting it for a while, but I don’t have the equipment for it.
I’m sorry you have such a small penis. Japanese?
Yikes, shots fired.
I think a few glibs have podcasts.
2 or 3 regular glibs with a rotating 4th talking about the articles of the week, current events, booze, etc. I’d listen to that.
While eating and drinking.
We could call it the 1/5 Column (maybe a picture of a fifth of something single malt/barrel instead of 1/5)! Kmele can crossover but Welch isn’t invited until Trump is out of office…
Embrace the power of ‘and’.
So many double-chins from that awkward webcam angle. I’d have to switch to the desktop instead of the laptop on the couch.
Video chat?? Yeah, that’s a hard “no thanks”.
How about a super chat? We could dare each other to do stuff for hard cash.
Glib chat-roulette.
I’m even more awkward when you can hear me.
So much beard, so few pants
I don’t have a beard.
So you are saying you aren’t wearing pants?
You’re quick.
I’m trying to decide which way to interpret that to make a joke.
Ha I didn’t intend the other interpretation but it’s accurate too.
Yeah, in practice it’d be a “no”, but there would be some amusing shots. I’d be oddly disappointed if HM’s video wasn’t some some depraved booty-scape, or SugarFree’s video didn’t require a saving throw vs. insanity.
I understand there is a mix up of hard extroverts as well as introverts in the club. I’m saying the technology exists to make it work to protect all while making it enjoyable.
Something like this might work: https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fventurebrothers%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe8%2FCouncil_of_13.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20150214225017&f=1
Q brings the women, HM choreographs the dance, OMWC watches the kids, SF summons Cthulhu, someone holds Florida Man’s beer… What could possibly go wrong?
This could go so horribly.
Might be fun
Even worse if the camera gets tilted down. I’m not sure every Glib is wearing pants while posting.
I’m not sure
everany Glib is wearing pants while posting.FTFY
Tradable sound tracks every 20 min, combined with what ever visual representation younwhant to present as well as a “social” light to encourage drinking.
What?
Manchin is a total scumbag. Are the people of WV so stupid as to fall for this, “Well, since it doesn’t matter, I’ll vote yes”?
Apparently so. They ignore Manchin’s gun grabbing, er “common sense gun control”.
We made need to split Virginia again. West, West Virginia.
Nah, “Virginny”.
So you are against him voting for Kavanaugh?
I just want him on record saying if he would’ve voted yes if he were the deciding vote. TBF, maybe he did and I missed it. I’m trying to get caught up on this stuff. A man has gotta sleep sometimes.
If a majority of the people of WV want him to vote yes – and from the few accounts I’ve read, it seems like they probably do – I don’t see what the issue is.
It becomes a thought experiment at this point. A politician being a politician isn’t big news, so it shouldn’t bug me.
my own experience with Glibs in the real world. Not much different mentality from what we read. In person I’ve met two of you and have been pleasantly surprised by the lack of chloroform.
Depends on which 2 you met.
“Starbucks baristas poked by discarded needles
Image after image provided to KIRO 7 reveal what three baristas claim they dispose of nearly every day while on the job at Starbucks: hypodermic needles they say were left behind by drug users.
All three employees also produced hospital, pharmacy and insurance receipts that show they took anti-viral medications to protect them from AIDS and hepatitis — after all three were poked by needles while on the job.
“(Needle users) put them in the tampon disposal boxes in the bathrooms, and we have to dig them out,” one barista recently said.
“Because you don’t have to bother with purchasing anything, needles have definitely increased,” one said.
In response, Borges told KIRO 7 that Starbucks’ Third Place Policy — which opened its restrooms to all — still has rules that must be followed.
The baristas, however, claim it’s difficult to enforce those rules behind a locked door.”
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/starbucks-baristas-poked-by-discarded-needles-1/845466157
The baristas, however, claim it’s difficult to enforce those rules behind a locked door.
What kind of weasel crap is calling this obviously true statement a claim? I claim that water is wet. I claim that the sun is hot. I claim that the media are a bunch of progs going REEEEEEEE REEEEEE REEEEE all the way home.
WTF? How after the first employee getting poke did Starbucks not purchase puncture resistant gloves? I smell class action law suit in the future.
Or put a sharps container in the restroom at the very least? I’ve seen those in all kinds of public restrooms, and I’m guessing that they’re not mostly being used by diabetics.
I assume the kind of junkie that’s shoving needles in a tampon disposal instead of the regular trash isn’t going to put it in a sharps box. Although that still would be a good idea. And more fuel for the class action if they aren’t already.
What kind of soyboy junkie shoots ups at a Starbucks? Seattle doesn’t have an Arby’s?
Gonna mainline me some of that processed cheese.
Or removable containers with a key lock where you then just dump them into a larger trash can.
This is the unintended consequence of those clean needles initiatives, if junkies had to reuse the same needles they wouldn’t discard them willy-nilly.
Nobody saw that coming.
And rules?? I would love to see what happens to the first “barista” to accuse the “wrong” person of being a junkie.
She will be fired, publicly shamed and receive death and rape threats from many people who are currently livid that Collins didn’t “believe women” today.
Who the hell is gonna wanna work there? Watching Starbucks slowly put itself of business is pretty amusing.
Im just a cis-hetero shitlord, buy why would anyone dig anything from a tampon disposal box ?
It’s star bucks they were looking for straws
Magic Powers
“The Story Behind TIME’s Christine Blasey Ford Cover
For the Oct. 15, 2018, TIME cover on the impact of Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony and the significance of her voice, we used Ford’s words to create her portrait. As Haley Sweetland Edwards writes in the accompanying story, “the moment Dr. Christine Blasey Ford walked into the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, raised her right hand and swore to tell the truth, it was clear to millions of Americans that something momentous was about to unfold.”
Using words and phrases from Ford’s testimony, San Francisco-based artist John Mavroudis recreated her likeness by drawing each letter by hand.”
http://time.com/5414486/christine-blasey-ford-time-cover/
TW: Autoplay, creepy little-girl voice
raised her right hand and swore to tell the truth, it was clear to millions of Americans that something momentous was about to unfold
Yeah it’s called perjury. Back in the BC (before Clapper) it used to get you thrown in jail.
I still haven’t heard her speak and I don’t intend to.
It’s like the platonic ideal of vocal fry.
I hadn’t for days after the whole testimony thing and had not read or heard anyone comment on her voice and then I heard parts of her testimony. The woman is mentally ill was my first thought. She talks like one of her 19 year old students would talk.
It was like a cross between Lexi Belle and the twins from The Shining.
Although, I’ve heard some people say it wasn’t her normal voice.
I have more money in my checking account than Time.
But I guess they’re important somehow.
The overwrought hype over this woman is getting really creepy.
Purge-her-rheee is just an old fashioned word for truths the patriarchy tries to deny.
I like lefty nuts even when they lie,
Old white men try and deny
When a girl walks in with a very scary claim
And no evidence any place u get hung
No trial just a tree
Cause team blue hates us all
Gonna burn it down this fall
The Court the law and all
“Bart! They said you was hung!”
“And they were right!”
You owe me a hand cart
Every single person involved with that movie would be crucified these days, including Madeline Kahn.
Side note: Madeline Kahn, absolutely wood. Who’s the modern Kahn, i.e., hot and funny? Kristen Bell, mebbe? She’s not quite “hot” (though still wood).
She does make a lot of “shocker” jokes in Veronica Mars. She doesn’t get the joke but it’s verry funny.
Madeline Kahn. Heaven, OMFG how hot was She?
Teri Garr, ftw.
You take the blond. I’ll take the one in the turban.
Madeline > Teri
Really?
Yes – Teri fails the blond-test – you would not find her as attractive if she had black hair, you’re just distracted by the blond.
Negative. I’ll take nubile over thicc every time.
Maybe the the blue eyes, as Madeline Khan isn’t as attractive with blond hair.
Hardly thicc but that’s cool, more hot, funny Jewess for me.
(if she were still alive, I mean.)
Conor McGregor offered Khabib Nurmogamedov, a devout Muslim, a glass of whiskey at their promotional presser. Naturally, Khabib declines saying that he doesn’t drink. Conor responds: “Why don’t ya drink? Why don’t ya drink? Ya mad, backwards coont.” JFC. Sorry, but that made me lol hard.
Link to the spot. (Rest of it is just shit talk and boring)
https://youtu.be/agbsUzk3gwc?t=473
I watched about sixty seconds of his act one time before I had to change the channel. Not my thing.
It’s not Shakespeare. Everybody has a guilty pleasure.
I really should hate McGregor, but he’s so over the top I can’t help but laugh. Plus, “it’s not bragging if you can back it up” – he has (mostly?) been backing it up.
I think Khabib is going to get him down and that’ll be that. But that’s why they fight. Who knows?
I enjoy the bit of MMA I watch, but am in no way qualified to make any sort of judgement about who’s better than whom. Also, I don’t like it enough to shell out for the PPV all by my lonesome (though I’ll be watching the Sox game anyway).
Not paying for the PPV, either. “I don’t have to lick no one’s asshole for money”. You don’t get stuff like that from boxing pressers.
¿Que? Where’s that quote from?
Same presser from Connor.
Mike Tyson said some crazy shit, bitd.
Tremendous.
Good point. It’s creepier coming from Tyson considering he probably would do that if he could.
Ah, just realized he’s pushing his “own” whisky, which is smart. Apparently the way to get really rich is start and sell an alcohol brand.
https://www.oregonlive.com/education/index.ssf/2018/10/portland_police_want_help_loca.html
Counseling that isn’t needed. Lockdown after the danger passed. And missing piece of key evidence. That’s some fine work Lou.
A car backfired?
Everyone else was aloof? Does the teacher know what that word means?
*Teacher grumbling* Stupid kids, think they’re better than me… I’ll show ’em, one day soon they’ll pay!
Aloof.
I missed this part
people collecting goods from the food pantry
WTF? Food pantry at a school? Not enough to provide breakfast & lunches year round?
So can we start Ginsberg’s death watch pool? I would put some money on with in the next year range. There is no way she will make through the God-Emporer’s 2nd term.
pelican brief
weekend at bernie’s
That role is covered by Gabrielle Giffords.
Ugh, Peterson, please. I expect this idiocy from the Weinsteins or Harris, but Peterson I thought would know better.
JFC, Jordan.
Well, he is Canadian.
Just like Donald Sutherland. Coincidence? I think not!
WTF?
If everybody I respected was in lock step with this, I’d be a little worried. Don’t agree with JP on this, but will just write it off as some bad strategy and not a disagreement on the principle itself.
Everyone is wrong sometimes. I believe this is such a time for Peterson, but possibly it is my turn. Certainty is the enemy of Truth.
Also, we don’t know what he meant by that or why he would be saying that.
The Twitter context is not great. It’s in response to threads by the Weinsteins basically saying that the people in government need to be angels in the form of kings, and Kavanaugh doesn’t cut it–because that’s what it would take to run the welfare state they desire. This doesn’t stop idiots from calling Eric Weinstein a “right-libertarian” because he doesn’t support immediate kulak liquidization, though.
Remember that Peterson thought bigots should bake the cake, too.
And, well, Sam Harris and Steven Pinker… this is some fucking amazing SKEPTICAL RATIONAL ATHEIST SCIENCE right here.
I’ve been warning people he isn’t really an ally in thought, just on some issues.
Trolling.
I’ve enjoyed the way he tweaks the noses of the people that I hold in disdain but he’s always been a little much “Charley Church” for my taste. So he tripped over his own rhetoric. So what? The guy is a Jungian and they are about as rare as ivory-billed woodpeckers nowadays. He fights the good fight and obviously does so from the heart so I’ll give him this one.
I think you just put into words why I’ve never taken him seriously. He doesn’t seem to come from a logical state of mind, but an emotional one where he seems capable to back up his feelings with information, but doesn’t seem to form his ideas based on information.
Perhaps he’s been so damaged by the Socialogical Grievance Complex that he has no weapon left except lashing out. I dunno, his arguments mostly make sense and he doesn’t mince words which makes him alright in my books. Xe, Xer? Compelled speech? Fuck that shit with a barbed dildo.
I really wish he was, but then he goes to this partial awkward backpedal-surrender…
What an idiot…..
Fat Pedro Martinez is off-putting. In my head he’s still a skinny dude.
He was never really skinny.
Random Drunken Warblings – The Progs will learn nothing from this fiasco, the Reps likely hold the House and gain three Senate seats come November. They won’t stop REEEEING until someone slaps them across their collective face and the only way to do that is to investigate and bring charges against the likes of Feinstein, Katz, Ford et al. They are relentless and with the willing help of the MSM, they are legion. I liken it to that one video wherein someone pours molten aluminum down a fire ant nest to make a beautiful sculpture.
I’m with Dersh, in that we should charge false accusers, like Avenetti’s client, with perjury, pour encourager les autres. I think that would settle a lot of people down.
To be clear, I’m talking about people who have actually perjured themselves under oath, not expanding the scope of ‘perjury’.
Sadly, it never happens.
Nope, they will start a War before they give up, Power, it’s all about power,
/We have the real power. guns
I am afraid we lose ground because we think this way. Guns are a very limited power, we need to get better at words and images. Fortunately the left has decided to give up a century of the tremendously successful Fabian strategy of incrementally moving along their agenda by always cloaking it in images of ‘just a minor change that helps the children’, in favor of screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. All this awfulness of the last few years may just be the thing that saves the West. It’s hard to keep your head in the sand when these awful people are openly calling for genocide, the end of due process etc.
Don’t ‘we need to get better at words and images’, some of us are very good at those things.
Dagummit!
Knowing people as I do I have a hard time believing that it would come to an actual shooting war unless life limb or family were to be threatened. These people are freaking out because they are allowed to do so without consequence. How many fist fights has an average person been involved in discounting playground shenanigans? One? Two? Probably none. It’s a dirty business and these people haven’t the stomach for it which is why they want control over the reins of power and the attack dogs.
Guns are important, but they’re a fail-safe mechanism (Ultima Ratio Civium? Help me out, Latin nerds).
Thankfully, there’s still a lot of ground between our current shitshow and any sort of outright shooting war, lefty rhetoric aside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
Someone mentioned on these threads about her being a “hot, ugly girl”. I concur but I still listen to Beefheart so maybe it’s ingrained.
hot, ugly girl
See also, Samantha Gongol from Marian Hill (she coes in ~ 1:20). Maybe I’m being a tad hash, though her nose is a trifle aquiline.
Glass half full talking here but she could do a prostate exam during a 69. All kidding aside I like a girl with character and the way she handles the mike stand makes me feel funny in my tummy! The music is interesting but maybe that’s because I’ve been listening to the college radio station lately.
Yeah, I find her quite sexy. I like the music too – you may recognize this number from a fairly recent Apple commercial (that’s how I became aware of them).
Yep. I like that.
Dies Antwoord makes some of the strangest/coolest videos I have seen in the last few years. I’m still on the fence whether the gal could be hot if she didn’t weird it up or if she is just funny looking.
She has a jacked up face. I’m a face guy, I could probably date 400 pound woman if she had an attractive face.
I kinda dig the weird faces.
Def. “butterface” territory, and possibly more attractive than that.
I don’t think she is ugly at all.
Uffda. I read this whole piece of shit article looking and looking for the hot bits where the prof groped her. Not even a whiff of sexy times.
If the best and brightest women who want to be lawyers are so delicate that a bit of drunken joking about a spray tan sends them to the fainting couches, it is time to call it a wrap. Just put them back in the kitchen where they will be safe from the Male Gaze and jokes.
These people…I can’t even… Poor Jennifer. Subjected to an older man’s desperate plea for validation of his masculinity and prowess proceeds to retreat to her herd and make sport of his clumsy attempt at the mating ritual. Later she shared the story and displayed his flayed hide in a stylish set of “kicky boots” that she had fashioned per her own design.
These are our would-be masters.
I’ll keep my politics to meself come the respite home.
It sounds like they are both assholes.
Well, assholes are one of three known types of people in the world, so it’s a 1/3 chance that everyone you meet is one.
That’s a lot of puke.
“An inquiry into the actions of a prominent professor reveals why it’s so hard to report inappropriate behavior at the top law school in the country.”
And yet, they’re unemployable.
I was in and out of the threads today but didn’t comment. I saw we had a few Tulpae come out of the wood work. Interesting. It doesn’t seem they watch my videos, fie on them!
Insert Ron Paul gif here. I like your videos…
Probably too late, but Animal I just read through your story. Loved the vivid imagery. There’s a whole slice of life I missed out on. I intend to correct that visiting the in-laws (in Montana, no less) this Thanksgiving by going hunting for the first time.
*smash cut to Mustang attempting to hump out a 700 lb elk carcass*
Well, I am a horse, soooo…
And here I was thinking you were a non-comm who made the jump…
I hear that a lot, thanks for the compliment!
Well, then… I don’t think we can talk to you.
I mean, unless your name is Lionel Richie
Nevermind how a horse is going to hunt…or why.
I was going to post a video of “Ricky, the Carnivorous Pony” from Honky Tonk Freeway
But, since no one beyond me seems to have seen it, I couldn’t find the applicable scene.
Meh, everyone around here hunts. But I have no interest in sitting somewhere and waiting for prey. If I were to hunt I would only enjoy it if I stalked my prey and took it down with a bladed weapon. And I’m no where near being capable of that, so I don’t partake.
Used to go small game hunting all the time when I was in high school. My dad’s rule was: If you kill it, you eat it. Shot a porcupine once. Thought it was a large squirrel. Had to cut a piece of meat out and bring it home. At least he let me cook it with some spices. I still feel queasy when I remember the taste.
That seems like a reasonable rule to me. This will be small game as well.
We lived in suburbia bordering on wilderness. I remember the thrill of the hunt but the actual dead creature turned me off the blood lust. Plus the fact that I can’t be trusted to own firearms (black dog).
Black Dog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBuub4Xe1mw
I got the old person reference.
Too much paprika?
Too many needles.
A haunting version of a classic
Peaches in the summertime, apples in the fall:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YyjZ1_4c_bk&index=3&list=PLH77qxfOiXltneeezWj-0kTJmklJ4up-E&t=0s
Damn good song.
dude’s a great ventriloquist.
I liked it. I liked for the maze!
The original, and superior, Buffy speaks up for Kavanaugh
Good for her. Also would.
She’s not very articulate. They should have found a better spokseperxer. She sounds like a fucking retard trying to describe her trip to the planetarium.
but she’s pretty and agrees with them, and that seems to be what about 90% of FOX News viewers look for in female newspeople.
wait, I think I need to strike the ‘pretty’ and replace that with ‘looks passably like a woman’ to help explain Ann Coulter.
I’d fuck the shit out of Anne Coulter but I’ve always been a leg man. Twenty years ago? YeeHaw! Today? Sure, why not.
That’s what I always hoped for, back in the dating days.
HOW DARE YOU!?! I will accept disagreements about abortion, the best Doctor, whether or not Pluto is a planet, if Trump is literally Hitler or just figurative Hitler, BUT DON’T YOU DARE SLANDER SARAH MICHELLE GHELLER (Prince)
If she’s so damned superior, WHERE’S HER TWEET?!? Huh? Huh?
/ducks, runs
Well if E! isn’t a reputable source I don’t know who is.
“Registered”? pffft–Conformist collectivists is all they are.
I’ll take that.
Always had a soft spot for Selma. Must be one of those (((them))) lovers that all the cool kids are talking about, lately.
Didn’t Obama’s mom march there?
I always thought she looked like she had a cold, or, bad allergies.
Legal disclaimer for my future confirmation hearing: Only about 10% of everything I’ve ever posted here has not been in jest. I’ll leave it up to legal clerks in 2055 to figure out which ones those are.
90% non-serious postings?? You clearly do NOT have proper bearing for political office!
/Prog
//maybe so-con
Well, 2055 I’m looking at being appointed by Czar Baron Trump the First, so I don’t have to worry about these petty squabbles.
They wouldn’t even make it to the comments before pulling that nomination, so I wouldn’t worry about it.
Mustang speaks Truth! I nominate him!!
SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!
As I often do, tonight I watched a video about voice acting And it got me thinking about my under utilized voice, the booming one from the diaphragm, everyone is always so enamored with the gravely throat voice, but man I got some more range than that, even though it does feel silly when I boom that voice out I think it’s actually better. Meh, what do I know.
Our first Virgin President! I can get behind that1
Depends exactly what you mean by ‘virgin‘. And also ‘our’? you sleazy canucks don’t get off that easy.
In your defense, premature ejaculation is kinda sorta like having sax.
What, Steve? Or, llama?
I petted a llama once and it bit my finger like a carrot. I’m not saying that all Llamas are bad but what the fuck is up with the extra ell? Might be why they are such cunty ungulates. I’d get pissed if someone started calling me a Hhuman.
I dunno… As long as they came up with an entertaining skit about us.
Harrumph! You should check yourself because what you just posted was basically rape! Rape of a culture that you will never understand. Alright, where da Hos at?