BakedPenguin’s NFL Pick-’em – Week 5

I think I went 8-5-2 last week, so a little better than previously.

If anyone wants to know, I got my odds here, on 10/3.


It’s that time of the week again. Here are this week’s picks!

Indianapolis at New England (-10.5). The Patriots are probably the better team, but they have been wildly inconsistent this year, which makes the 10.5 point spread seem a bit high to me, even at Foxboro. IND – take the points

Baltimore (-3) at Cleveland. If the spread were a bit higher, I might take the Browns, but I think Ravens can cover 3 points. BAL – give the points

Jacksonville at Kansas City (-3). Two pretty good teams, and the Chiefs very good offense makes for a compelling story going up against the Jaguars defense. While the traditional logic is to take the defense in that scenario, they’re also playing in KC, and the new rules restricting defense make me think the Chiefs have an advantage. KC – give the points

Tennessee (-3) at Buffalo. The Titans are looking like a good team this year, and the Bills are looking… like the Bills. TEN – give the points

NY Giants at Carolina (-7). The only thing I wonder about with this game is whether the Panthers can cover the spread. Based on not very much, I’ll say yes. CAR – give the points

Denver at NY Jets (-1). A fight between two mediocre teams. However, with a one point spread, it’s essentially picking which team will win outright. Basically, who sucks less on the given day. I’ll say the Jets. NYJ – give the point

Atlanta at Pittsburgh (-4). Another fight between two teams unlikely to see the playoffs. I want to pick the Steelers, but I’m really thinking they’re going to win by a FG or less. Ah, screw it. PIT – give the points

Green Bay (-1) at Detroit. Another game that’s essentially a pick ‘em. I hate picking so many away teams, but I’m not picking the Lions. GB – give the point

Miami at Cincinnati (-6). Damn, another game where I want to pick the away team, at least against the spread. I’ll ignore that here. CIN – give the points

Oakland at LA Chargers (-6). I think LA is the better team here, and they’re at home, so this is one of my earlier choices. LA – give the points

Arizona at San Francisco (-5). San Francisco isn’t that great, but Arizona has been terrible this year. SF – give the points

Minnesota at Philadelphia (-3). I think the Eagles will be able to cover a 3 point spread at home against the Vikings. PHI – give the points

LA Rams (-7) at Seattle. The Rams have been a much better team than the Seahawks this year, so this is one away team I don’t mind picking. LAR – give the points

Dallas at Houston (-3). I really don’t know which team to pick in the Texas bowl, so I’ll go with the Texans at home. HOU – give the points

Washington at New Orleans (-6.5). New Orleans has a very good offense, but they’re headed against a Redskins defense that isn’t bad. Meanwhile, the Washington offense isn’t bad, and they’re going up against a Saints defense that’s mediocre. If the spread was a bit higher, I’d probably go with Washington, but I do think NO can cover under a TD. NO – give the points

Comments

46 responses to “BakedPenguin’s NFL Pick-’em – Week 5”

  1. I’m surprised Philadelphia is only a 3-point favorite.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Especially in Philly. That was not a pick I found hard to make.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Serie A past the Premier League in the UEFA coefficient yesterday. Happy?

      1. I’d be happier if we had a media outlet that showed more than one CL game at a time.

      2. And according to this reference, England is still fractionally ahead.

        1. Rhywun

          Whither Deutschland… I wonder who’s going inevitably to snag a team away from them. And please let it not be fucking Spain.

          1. I think they changed the allocation of teams such that now the top four leagues all get four teams into the CL.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          They recalculated from yesterday it looks like. Either way, Liga is still way ahead. Hopefully that can be narrowed.

          Lazio didn’t’ help the cause today.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Crazy how the Eredivise has fallen off.

  2. Old Man With Candy

    Ravens DC says that Mayfield is “this generation’s Favre or Elway.”

    Gamesmanship, it’s delightful.

    1. C. Anacreon

      Ben Stiller trying to pronounce Favre in Something About Mary was his comic zenith. All downhill after that, unfortunately for him.

      1. Florida Man

        I don’t know about that. I liked him as Tug in tropic thunder.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        No love for Zoolander?

        1. Rhywun

          That, and the Ben Stiller Show was pretty good.

      3. Tundra

        Nah, he’s funny.

        I even watched that silly Walter Mitty movie on a flight and enjoyed it.

    2. RBS

      He’s going to develop a pain killer addiction?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Favre sent unsolicited dick pics, and Elway opened up a Toyota dealership.

        I’m not sure which one is worse.

  3. Rufus the Monocled

    10.5 for the Pats does seem a tad high. Indy is not that bad and Luck can easily put a dent into that.

    1. Viking1865

      Colts are banged up. Starting LT is hurt, WR1 will not play, RT is out, other injuries up and down the roster, including places they really can’t afford like CB.

      I could see a garbage time TD making it less than 10.5 points. But also NE might be wanting to put another statement game down.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        True enough. Plus I think Edelman is playing?

        Mind you it’s not like the NE backline is anything to worry too much about either. They seem slow.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      I think I’m gonna shut up.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Still got the 2nd half to go, but yeah, not an auspicious start. Sad thing is, Indy could have kept it a lot closer

  4. Rufus the Monocled

    What’s the over/under for Atl/Pit?

    I think it was around 57? The over seems like a good play there.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Yeah 57.5 seems to be the consensus. The one O/U I was looking at was the under for Green Bay @ Detroit. It’s 51, and neither team has shown a real potent offense.

  5. C. Anacreon

    How do you see Chicago doing vs “Bye”?

    Actually for once a week off might be a bad thing for the Bears. The defense has been dominating, and last week QB Mitch Cumstein passed for 6 TDs.

    1. BakedPenguin

      You could be right. Last week was easily their best performance, on both sides of the ball..

  6. Tres Cool

    If my internet is out, I can still come here for the USC score, right ?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Last Week’s…..
      Sup Tres!

      1. Tres Cool

        Hey YUFUS!

    2. Old Man With Candy

      I can tell you what the USC score is before the game. And where you got them shoes.

      1. Tres Cool

        “you know where you got that shirt, and it wasn’t in the men’s department”
        -Charlie Murphy

        1. Tundra

          Pancakes!!

          1. Tres Cool

            +1 shirts vs. blouses

          2. Tundra

            Game…blouses.

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            Game, Bitches, is the real quote, Bitch!

        2. Raphael

          “Where’d you get those clothes? The Toilet Store?”
          -Brick Tamland

      2. Dr. Fronkensteen

        My shoes will be up yo’ ass if you don’t move it.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      They don’t play this week, but I can make something up if you want.

  7. Buck up, BP….you only missed the Bears game by 6 touchdowns.

    *re-narrows gaze*

    1. BakedPenguin

      Yeah, silly me. Chicago beat Seattle by a TD at home, and powerhouse Arizona by the grand total of 2 points. How could I not have picked them to blow out the spread?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        You should have known that Trubinsky could throw to wide open receivers when he had plenty of time.

      2. “Tampa Bay” not “Green Bay”

  8. mr simple

    The Pit-Atl game depends on whether the manic or depressive Big Ben shows up. I don’t care how the team does but I do prefer the 50 Pt fantasy weekends to the 14, and in his poor performing games he was either depressed or drunk.

    1. Tres Cool

      Nobody on twitter is responding to his dick-pics any more.

      And THIS just never gets old . Even though I think WLW was issued a C&D order over it.

  9. Count Potato

    There is a 60% chance Nate Silver is going to come out with his own fragrance.

    1. Jarflax

      Blue wave wishes and Hillary dreams?