Besides being a pervert, and a libertarian, I’m also motorcyclist. It is a hobby I’ve had for over 15 years and I still consider it part of my life. There’s really nothing like the feeling of freedom when riding a motorcycle down a country mountain road. This essay will be a little rambling, much the way I like to ride. Hope y’all enjoy it.
I bought my first motorcycle in 1999. My dad had been riding a few years, and I decided to ride bitch on the back to see what it was like. And I was fucking hooked. At that time, I’d had my first real job. I had my own place, and money in the bank, the recipe for first motorcycle ownership. Within a week of that ride, I had purchased a used Honda Shadow 600 and all the gear I needed. I taught myself how to ride in a parking lot and off I went for the rest of the summer, taking rides with my dad and his friends.
And my God did I enjoy it. The only thing close to the sense of acceleration I’ve ever experienced was sky diving. There’s a strange alchemy that happens; the gasoline is converted to freedom via the engine and a connection with the world around you that is simply joyful is transmuted from the speed and wind. Not to horn in on Persig, but there is something Zen about riding. Once you get the mechanics of it, you can reach a state of flow, where your body is taking in all the inputs and piloting the machine so smoothly, so perfectly, it feels like you are in that state of being one with everything.
It is dangerous though. There is no denying it. Donorcycle is a word for a reason and so is squid. There isn’t much protection on a motorcycle, and mistakes can cost you dearly. There’s ways to mitigate the risk; safety classes, good riding habits, proper gear, but there’s no denying the danger. I’m honest enough to admit that is part of the thrill. Part of the fun is that testing of your own skill and nerve.
I went on to take safety classes, teach them, and I’ve owned about 10 motorcycles over the years. From Honda to BMW, from Triumph to Harley-Davidson. I’ve worked on them in my garage. Though I’m at best good for doing bolt-on accessories and extremely simple maintenance. I’ve helped my dad change stuff on his bikes, from replacing the pipes to swapping the carb. And vice versa. There’s still an element of pride in customizing your bike, making it yours, an expression of your individuality that is satisfying. Add in spending time with your dad and it’s hard to think of a better way to spend time besides actually riding.
A motorcycle allows for both solitude and camaraderie. Riding a motorcycle down a country backroad, somewhere with curving roads and beautiful scenery is a rare respite from crowds. You get to be alone with yourself in a positive way, let the motion carry off your cares and worries and focus simply on enjoying the ride with no voice but the engine’s growl and whip of the wind. Or you can ride in a group, safely ensconced in a pack of people with the same interest, enjoying that feeling of doing something fun with people you like. Making a day of it, stopping to eat and laugh and relax. I gained, and later my friends my age gained, a great deal of wisdom from such rides with my dad and his pals.
As you may have noticed, riding was often a way for my dad and I to connect. Some of the rides we took will be those memories I hold onto for a long time. I remember one year we went to a rally and as was our habit we didn’t haul the bikes in a trailer, we rode ‘em. The last night of the rally he dumped the bike on his foot and broke it. I had to rent a 20’ UHaul to get us and the bikes home as that was all that was available. I had to ride both bikes up the little loading ramp to get them in and then drive us both home 400 miles in that monster. My dad and I still reminisce about that trip and laugh. We were chatting about it and other rides that were both perfect and not so perfect last week. He’s selling his motorcycle this spring as he is no longer going to ride. He wondered if I wanted the bike, but I have one, and for now that’s enough.
I wonder though. All the miles under my belt on motorcycles, the joy I get from riding, one day the risk will be too high for the reward and I’ll hang it up too. I hope that day is a long way off.
If you get a sidecar you can still ride with your dad.
Sidecars royally screw with the handling of motorcycles, and there aren’t many bikes that are designed to accommodate them.
Oh god this. I mean I kind of want a Ural wit a sidecar, but that’d be more as a novelty. It isn’t the same.
They seem fun, until you try to turn. All of your years of muscle memory are wrong with a sidecar.
Yeah, no counter-steering. You actually steer them which is odd.
And they steer differently in different directions, since your wheelbase is asymmetrical. Really spooky.
Plus, Captain America or Indiana Jones are liable to jump on your bike and punch you out at any moment.
True, but his dad could also use a flag pole as a lance, which might be fun.
There are sidecars which allow the bike to lean and steer as normal. Here’s an example of one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m28XZXu1_7Y
1. I miss my Dad. Had a dream a couple of nights ago that we were hanging out. I woke up happy.
2. I had a dirt bike as a teenager. I rode the hell out of it and crashed it many times – which made me terrified of riding a far more powerful bike on asphalt with cars around.
I’m really lucky I get to talk to him once a week and see him once or twice a year.
Make sure you make the best of that while you can CA. Mine unfortunately was in such a bad shape for the last year of his life that he had no clue who anybody was and couldn’t even follow a simple conversation. I surmise that he was miserable as hell from what he did tell people. At the risk of sounding callous, I wonder if it would not have been easier on him to just pass quickly.
Mine is in that state right now.
Fortunately he still knows my Mom, but that is it.
It gets brutal to see someone that was always totally self sufficient turn into a needy baby that knows nothing and nobody.
My Father in Law still knows his wife, and sees her sometimes, even though she’s been dead for a couple years.
He recognizes me, because I see him regular, but I think he has forgotten who I actually am. He calls me ‘Ole Buddy’.
This past Sunday, he said the Army was calling him back up to fix some problems (he retired 1NOV75).
I am going to eat a bullet before I get to that point.
My Dad kept his mind till the end while the cancer ate his body.
Just be glad that you had a dad that was worth missing. Not all of us did.
trying to pay it forward…
Thanks for the article.
I rode dirt bikes in my youth and my husband rode extensively during his adult life until we moved to NJ. Our oldest son purchased a motorcycle a few years ago, we were back in Iowa at the time and my husband was considering taking up the activity again. Husband sits on bike, lays it down, minor scrapes to ankle and bike. Bottom line – nerve lost and no motorcycles in his future.
I intend to buy mom’s 1980-something Yamaha Virago when she quits lying to herself about riding again. It was always too big for her, anyway.
Agree wholly.
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Nice bikes. That VTX1300 was a strong machine. I had one at one point and set it up for long-distance riding. I think it plus the Triumph street triple was the best combo of bikes I ever owned overlapping.
I used to do a lot of work for a company near chicago. Im not sure just what drugs I was on when I thought that riding the suzuki up there was a good idea.
That and I got absolutely poured on the entire way home.
My two bikes:
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I quit riding 10 years ago, but still have them.
I started on a 200-cc scooter in 1989. Don’t remember what make or model. That was how I learned to shift.
Got a 79 Kawasaki 650 and ran that into the ground.
Last bike was a Virago 920 which I stopped riding when I got pregnant. Her name was Delilah and I would buy a Virago again in a heartbeat.
Now I am missing it again. All you say is true. Thank you.
Amazing how attached one can get to a machine, isn’t it?
Yup.
And oh I test-drove a 76 Triumph with the shift and clutch reversed. O.M.G. Never been so scared on a bike in my life.
Wait, was this some kind of euphemism?
Apparently, she got pregnant from riding it, so yeah.
My wife and son both ride, but the closest I ever got to it was a Motobecane moped I rode in high school. My mom’s comment on anything bigger was “Not while I or your father have to identify the body.”
LOL My mom and I got into a big fight about it in Red Lobster. She said, “Then you better make sure you have enough life insurance so I can bury you!”
We tell that story to this day. Nobody but she and I thinks it’s funny.
When my friend got his bike license, his mother’s reaction was “You better wear a full helmet, I’ll never forgive you if your funeral has to be closed casket”.
I don’t get the joke. How does Red Lobster come into play other than a Venue?
Lack of decorum (she lost her shit) in a public place. Makes the situation funnier.
I suppose it’s a relative matter. Related to as much white trash as I am, it’s just a groan, a sigh, and an eyeroll when one ‘loses decorum’ in a public place. Though I admit it’s not in my mother’s temprament to do so, nor mine.
Never happens in my family. Decorum is sacrosanct. Except right then.
Its usually something like this UCS….
I think it’s hilarious that you got into a big family fight at Red Lobster.
That’s for fancy dining.
We never have such public shenanigans, and I was laughing and it made her head explode. She wasn’t even embarrassed.
I could never find the time or money to dedicate to a proper road motorcycle, but I’ve done enough idiotic things on dirtbikes to mostly make up for it. Nothing quite like going down a trail only to end up ass over tea kettle on your back looking up at your bike and trying to figure out what the hell just happened in the last quarter of a second. I probably should stay off the roads on two wheels, come to think of it.
Riddle me this – why is it whenever I come upon people on motorcycles, there’s a greater than fifty percent chance they’re driving more recklessly than the cars? (Weaving between vehicles, going 30+mph over prevailing speeds, riding in blind spots while waiting to dart past, etc). Yeah, there are some that don’t drive stupid, but how are there so many that drive like they want to become red smears on the asphalt?
Confirmation and selection bias. For the former, you’re much more likely to see and take note of a motorcyclist that is doing something stupid. For the latter, as riding a motorcycle is inherently riskier than driving a car, people that have a higher tolerance for risky driving are more likely to opt for riding a motorcycle. By their powers combined, squids seem like a larger proportion of motorcyclist than they actually are.
I see both types – the crazies on sportbikes doing kamikaze runs through traffic – and the guys on Harleys or BMWs who are cautious and drive as if they are piloting a family sedan.
In fairness, those Harleys and beamers cost more than most sedans.
And are probably ridden by middle-aged guys with their risk tolerance levels properly adjusted.
Generally speaking people drawn to motorcycles have a higher risk profile. Esp. the young males also have overloads of testosterone. If they haven’t taken the proper training, or ignore it, they do stupid things.
Personally, I’m much more sedate on my motorcycle than in my car.
It mostly bothers me because I don’t want to be the vehicle they bounce off of (for many reasons).
They are probably more likely to run themselves off the road than bounce off your vehicle. Just drive your drive in your lane and let ’em zip past.
The overwhelming majority of collisions with cars and motorcycles involve a car turning left across the lane of motorcycle travel.
I do giggle when I see (mainly) idiot kids riding around on a monster sportbike, wearing shorts, tank-tops, open-toed shoes, and a $800 shoei helmet.
I generally just think “clearly you’ve never laid a bike down ever”. The only thing left of them will be a head.
I almost always see them riding the smaller engine ones likely because rhey can’t afford the big ones. The lawnmower engine sounds make me laugh.
I did get chastised at a stoplight by a bona fide biker dude for wearing Keds and shorts.
*shudder* You do you, but yeah, I don’t know how many times my boots have protected my feet. My dad was wearing tennis shoes that time he broke his foot. Had he had on boots he’d have likely been fine.
My 1st bike was a ’72 H/D sprint 350. Leave it to them to make a single-cylinder engine sound like a v-twin that misfires. And naturally, it leaked oil everywhere.
My wife’s former bishop was a motorcycle cop for LAPD. He had to lay his bike down once. He was wearing a brand new leather jacket. He wore through the jacket to the lining. IIRC, his most significant injury was a broken ankle.
At a recent meeting on our legal department budget, I said “When you are riding a motorcycle, you dress for the slide, not for the ride. Same deal with the legal department.” I thank the Glibs for giving me a near-non-sequitur that got me some extra funding for outside counsel.
So, you went with the 50 gallon drum then?
You need the 50 gallon drum. 10 gallons just doesn’t cut it anymore.
If you call us in, we don’t use lube. As I told my boss once, “We aren’t really in the conflict resolution business, so much as we are in the conflict termination business.”
Is your job just providing clever puns?
Well, that, plus driving our enemies before us, etc.
Try this one out: “We didn’t land on Plymouth rock- Plymouth rock landed on us”.
I miss my last bike (a Yamaha RD400). Totally illegal now, I’d guess.
If we were living in Montana again, I’d probably get a bike. But around here…. no. I see how people drive.
They’re grandfathered in, at least in Pennsylvania. I know that because that was the bike that my friend was almost killed on. Not by, but on. He was riding along and a guy in a Pontiac Grand Prix backed out of his driveway with out looking. My friends tried to stop But ended up in a slide and went right under the car. The RD stayed wedged under the Grand Prix while my friend got catapulted a few hundred feet down the road.
My friend came through it mostly intact, and was released from the hospital after two days. He still rides. He’s pissed though, since the RD was his favorite motorcycle, sure to a combination of love for two strokes and family nostalgia. He really wants to get another, and though he still rides, he doesn’t think he’ll be able to get on one again.
Yeah, mine was a little rocket (12.0 second standing quarter mile, even with my fat Jew ass on it), painted cherry red, and had amazing handling. I just about wore the pegs out. The ring-ding-ding of the engine was almost musical.
Get the antique plates and annoy everyone with the noise and smoke. My escapades on my Suzuki GT250 are a blast.
Ezra Klein, public intellectual
This seems pretty significant for Deep Blue New Jersey: Toss-Up? New Poll Shows Republican In Dead Heat With Sen. Bob Menendez
I’m assuming favorably, right? Or would they rather not have a life-saving cancer drug at all?
The accusation is that he made undue profits off of cancer sufferers. I shit you not.
Therefore vote for the corrupt guy who likes to bang Dominican hookers.
Say what you want, but none of those teen age girls has cancer. So Banging Bob isn’t taking advantage of sick people.
The left would save us a lot of time if they provided a list of occupations beforehand that one is only allowed to pursue
while chained to a deskout of the goodness of one’s heart.Silly Rhywun. It isn’t the occupation that gets you in trouble, it is what team you belong to that gets you in trouble.
If Hillary invented a cure for cancer tomorrow and only gave it to Democrats who swore undying loyalty to her, the MSM would twist itself into knots justifying why her approach was noble and enlightened.
I’ll be voting against Menedez next month but I dare not get my hopes up.
and that’s in NJ.
BOLD PREDICTION: the polls starting to trickle out will not favor red-state Dems
God, wouldn’t it be wonderful if Feinstein costs her party seats to save her senile, wrinkled ass.
It would be if I thought for a minute, she would care in the slightest. As long as she she keeps her seat, all is well. She likes to keep her feet up.
Is that the Menendez guy that got to walk away scot free after organizing a nice travel ring to the Dominican Republic for him and his buddies to go pork underage girls?
As I recall, it was either Menendez or Epstein that retained Ken Starr as their counsel.
There was some rich doctor who organized it – and invited Bob along after doing many favors in the halls of power.
The latest stuff I’m seeing all have “anonymous” Congress critters claiming that Kavanaugh is going to drop.
Talk about a classic case of whistling past the graveyard. If the GOP falls for this BS, they deserve to be mocked and ridiculed.
“I just had a conversation with a colleague who said they couldn’t believe he hasn’t dropped out yet,” the second lawmaker said Monday evening. “There was a time he could have done it gracefully and could have protected the Supreme Court.”
“How dare he not play along with our carefully plotted plan to destroy him!”
Um, who turned this process into a circus?
You know, I hate talking about the Dems the way DU talks about the GOP, but holy fuck, do they make that hard to do.
urging undecided centrist Democrats to wait until three undecided Republicans — Sens. Susan Collins (Maine), Lisa Murkowski (Alaska) and Jeff Flake (Ariz.) — make their positions known.
he’s about three days late with this advice. i think all but Manchin have said they won’t vote for Kav.
Isn’t that pretty much a bald faced admission that they will not be voting based on Kavanaugh’s qualifications? Instead their vote will be based only on party interests.
How anyone else votes should not have any bearing on whether he is qualified or not.
I’m reading that as they really thought he would drop, really hope he will drop, but have no indication yet that he will.
I don’t think he will. I think there will be a vote on him, and whoever wins that vote wins the next Congress. If the Repubs fail to approve, they will be punished brutally at the polls by their base. If he is approved, the bad aftertaste of the Dem-instigated circus will cost them votes and probably a few close seats.
As the poll results come in, there are probably some Dems who are the bubble and are now, perversely, hoping for a clean FBI report so they can use it as cover for reversing themselves and voting to approve.
The Pubs have been inept, too “nice” and have some certified dimwits among them, but I’m not following how they brought this fiasco about.
Because if he isn’t confirmed, it will be a failure of the Republican Party, and their base will be enraged that they allowed a transparent partisan character assassination to succeed. All the Repubs need is a party line vote, and what should be an easy party line vote. If they can’t even do that, I think a lot of their base will be disillusioned and angry.
However, if they can peel off a vulnerable D or two to cover a Flake or Collins defection and get him confirmed anyway, that may mute the anger from the base.
I had a friend in high school that rode dirt bikes that were also properly licensed for the road.
One day he is driving down the road and sees flashing lights in the rear view.
He thinks for a moment about cutting through the ditch and then into an open field, but figures the cop already has his license plate so it’s pointless.
He pulls over. The cop walks up and gives him a verbal warning for having the license plate covered in mud and completely unreadable.
In high school we always rode dirt bikes on the road (unlicensed) and when the occasional cop tried to pull us over, off into the woods we went.
My brother had a ’73 Kawasaki in the late 80’s. His friends all had new Ninjas. He used to laugh about getting blown away on curves, only to have the reverse on straightaways.
The nice thing about those old Kawasakis was the drum brakes the size of cat food cans (and with similar stopping power) and a frame with the structural integrity of cooked Barilla.
Re donor cycle, saw this at a light several years ago
https://imgur.com/671lvGL
Hah. Well, whoever it is looks properly and fully geared up which really can make a difference. Cordura riding clothes with armor, boots, gloves and a full face helmet can see you through all sorts of bad days. Not fool-proof, but they make a difference.
Sorry. Did too much failure mode analysis (IE any) to strap myself to the outside of an internal combustion engine in order propel myself at 60+ mph inches from exposed concrete in a state of unstable equilibrium. Also, grew up in deer country, so even if I was to do everything correctly, Mother Nature may see fit to turn one of her most majestic animals into a 120lb ballistic meat rocket determined to kill me.
Something kinda like this ?
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Yeah, only worse. Last guy I know that hit a deer was stuck in bed for about 6 months and was able to begin walking about a year of therapy. Deer got its legs tangled up in the front wheel, and he went ass-over-tea-cup and broke his back.
There was a guy that got killed a couple of decades ago when some farmer’s cow got loose and try to cross the highway.
Guess he wasnt able to moooooove out of the way ?
I hit a cow with a half ton. Thank god for the full size engine compartment and not flipping the thing into the cab. Truck was still running after the strike and was able to drive it and the entangle cow over so I was only blocking a single lane of traffic.
Imaging running into 1,600 lbs at 60+ mph in the dark.
Yeah I’m a car guy – I like to be surrounded by sheet metal (and glass) along with the protection of
airbagsbodies.http://madmax.wikia.com/wiki/Humungus%27_Truck?file=Humungus_truck_5.jpg
Cars lie to us and tell us we’re safe, powerful, and in control. The air-conditioning fans murmur empty assurances and whisper, “Sleep, sleep.” Motorcycles tell us a more useful truth: we are small and exposed, and probably moving too fast for our own good, but that’s no reason not to enjoy every minute of the ride.
Closest I can get to the feeling – car wise – is my wife’s Mini Cooper. Small, death trap-y, and you certainly don’t feel big and powerful driving it. But it sure is fun.
When I’m sitting in the Triumph and am at eye level with the top of the tire on the SUV next to me, there are zero assurances of anything.
Drive like everyone is trying to kill you.
Yes. My driving is dramatically better from riding. I do many of the habits I use while riding. There are certain small cars that are close though. Mostly I just like the quote.
I knew a girl back in high school who was maybe four ten and drove a Mini with her chest pressed just about into the steering column. I used to worry she’d be impaled on it if she got in a scrape.
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You know, I’m not sure I’ve known a more cautious or considerate driver.
That is beautiful poetry, man.
I think that being a motorcycle rider makes you a better driver.
I also think that you lose a few IQ points anytime you swing a leg over a motorcycle seat.
My area is lousy with deer, skunks, foxes, and other STEVE SMITH AND FRIENDS characters. It’s also riddled with monster pot holes. I wonder how it’s even remotely enjoyable to ride a motorcycle through the area given the amount of roadkill and road work that has to be dodged. I would never ride in the morning and night in my area. Youre just asking to be an unwilling participant in a “motorcycle as human trebuchet” experiment.
I use to be on a nationwide mailing list for MC riders with a guy whose road name was Deerkiller. He’d had 3 such run-ins with deer over the course of 10 years.
I’d thought about it through my 20s and knew a few guys with bikes, but it’s not for me. It seems fun, but not fun enough. I’m a car guy. I can respect the bike thing, but I like that cars and trucks can stay upright without moving, and that they’re a little sturdier in case of an accident.
Great article!
Driving for fun is a special kind of freedom. I’m glad you got to share it with your dad.
I hope that day is a long way off.
I hope so, too.
When I was a young man, I was interested in trying a motorcycle but couldn’t do that to my mom. Her high school boyfriend was killed in a motorcycle wreck and she made me promise not to ride one. I put her through so much grief on so many other things that I would have felt rotten if I had done that to her. Now I’m fat and old and have no interest.
When I was a kid I was in the emergency room with a head wound. I was waiting a long time and finally asked when I’d get some attention, and the nurse said “You here the guy over there screaming? He had a motorcycle accident on a patch of gravel and doesn’t have much skin on his back. We’ll get to you when we’re done with him.” It cured me of any desire to ride a motorcycle.
More recently I had a neighbor who was a motocross racer who had broken every bone in his body. He had one picture in his office of him in a chair with his head in his hands. “That’s me when I broke my neck. I’m holding my head on.”
Also, has your dad thought about a Can-Am? Arthritis in his hands made my father in law give up his Harley recently, but he bought a Can-Am and can still ride that. He says it’s not the same, but still beats driving a car.
He’s thought about it, but honestly is at the stage where he’s looking at some kind of fast little convertible like a Miata or such. He didn’t much like the ergonomics of the Can-Am and said it was close enough to be frustrating without being close enough to scratch the itch.
Miata is always the answer.
Some guy has a purple Miata in Scranton with the vanity plate “NOT GAY”. I giggle every time I see it.
One of my favorite of my cars of the past was my 1997 Grand Am GT. It was a shade of purple GM dubbed “dark mulberry“. It had the usual silly plasticky overstyling Pontiac was famous for, but it was relatively quick and handled tight corners like a dream.
I recommended it to him. I had one a while back and loved that car. I normally lease and trade in every couple of years but I bought that Miata at the end of the lease and kept it 6 years.
Mine looks just like this.
http://www.2040-cars.com/Nissan/350Z/350z-grand-touring-edition-interlagos-fire–764434/
I am very fond of it.
He’ll have nearly as much fun in a convertible BUT, only when he’s by himself. Nothing comes close to motorcycles for group rides.
Speaking of driving, this should piss you off a little.
That Radar Speed Road Sign Might Be Saving Your License Plate for Later
War on drugs, of course.
Go fuck yourself, Joe.
Well, you generally know when right away when somebody is going to run over somebody else and take off. So that justifies keeping the records for, I dunno, 24 hours?
This is the story I’ve been waiting for, the one I was kicking around with Count Potato last night. I had seen references to the general idea but I think this is the first thing anyone’s published about that second front door that was supposedly what sent Ford and her husband to marriage counseling in the first place…..and was permitted four year before and completed over two years before said counseling. Oh, and she and her husband own a beach house that doesn’t have a second front door. So another support is kicked out from under her story.
It’s all the little
inconsistencieslies, like the door thing, or referring to witnesses who can’t corroborate herstoryslander, or fibbing about her fear of flying…Plus, they still haven’t even told the Senate the name of the counsellor, much less released the notes.
I wonder if the FBI investigation will involve questioning Ford and her husband? Seems like not much of an investigation if they don’t, but I haven’t heard anything along those lines.
I imagine it goes like this: Ford declines to offer testimony; Dems and media (but I repeat myself) castigate Trump for targeting the victim.
Only Nazis don’t accept a spurious accusation at face value, absent all evidence that contradicts the narrative. “Faith alone” is what is required to achieve salvation for our society and our country
PS: This is totally not a religion
Take the “leap of faith” and reflexively “Believe All Women”
PS: This is totally not a religion
So, to sum up: Kavanaugh is a liar because, although he admits to sometimes drinking to excess going back to high school, he will not agree that he’s a full-blown alcoholic who frequently blacks out, and because words he used in 1983 don’t have the same meaning on Urban Dictionary in 2018.
Ford is “credible” despite the fact that she:
-lied about a fear of flying
-lied about her burning need to live in a house with a second front door
-lied about why she was in marriage counseling in the first place
-has changed the number of people present at her supposed “attack” multiple times
-has changed the time frame/her age at the time of the attack multiple times
-refuses to allow supposedly corroborating therapist’s notes to be released
-named three people as being present, one of whom is a close friend, and none of them can remember such a party
-can’t remember whether her polygraph was recorded or not
-doesn’t know who paid for the polygraph
-can’t remember whether the polygraph was the same day as her grandmother’s funeral
She also lied about the impact on her grades. She claimed she had academic problems until halfway through undergrad. Bullshit.
UNC had only a small number of out of state slots available during that time period and it was intensely competitive to get in as an out-of-state student due to that. If her academic performance suffered, she’d have never made it in.
Yep. I didn’t even bother applying to UNC as an out of state applicant because I knew I had no shot. OOS admissions rate was like Ivy League levels, 15-20%.
This is what I was getting at the other day. The people questioning Kavanaugh are promoting a standard by which the act of drinking to any level of intoxication is morally repugnant and represents chemical and psychological dependency. Admitting that you like beer is the same thing as drinking to the point of liver failure by their implication. Drinking at parties as a teenager is a moral stain sufficient to render you a pariah for the rest of your life.
Meanwhile, Ted Kennedy had a gin blossom nose that could guide Santa’s sleigh through a blizzard and left a woman to die after running off the road piss-drunk at a beach party. He was a Lion of the Senate. Joe Biden likes a drink, I believe. Barack Obama famously held a “beer summit” at the White House. But Kavanaugh admitting to not succumbing to the vapors at the mention of the word “beer” means he’s a degenerate, lecherous lush.
Teddy the Red Nosed Senator,
Had a very shiny car,
And if you ever saw it,
You were prob’ly near a bar
Those are the major overt problems with her testimony. There are also many other problems with it, things that she claims that are just not likely at all. She can’t remember, for example, who drove her there and back home. She never spoke of the party with her close friend who was there, even though she bolted from the party and ditched her friend. Etc. etc. Plus, there is this:
This was a house party, which means that whoever’s house it was at was almost certainly there are the party.
Its pretty clear it wasn’t the house of anyone who she has named. In fact, one reason that the number of people at the party changed may be because she realized she was about to put herself into a box – if she said “There were four people there, and these are all their names”, then we would be able to determine the party wasn’t at any of their houses.
So she had to have one attendee whose name she couldn’t recall. But, if you go to a party at someone’s house, isn’t that the name you are least likely to forget?
The person who lives at the house throwing a party, if someone were to bring up a party 35-36 years ago is actually one of the few things I probably would remember.
She sounds crazy enough to have two vaginas.
One for winter? With bigger hairier lips for better traction. And one for summer?
I never rode as a kid but several of my friends had bikes all throughout my 20’s. I bit hard in my 30’s and have had several bikes. It’s a great way to push risk taking and fun to give your life flavor and variety.
There is nothing like getting up at sunrise on a cool summer morning and hitting the road for 3-5 hours. It’s just you, the road, your bike, and your thoughts. I still push my self at least once a ride to go faster or tighter in a turn.
I recommend the following quick read for Glibs on risk taking. https://www.amazon.com/Absinthe-Flamethrowers-Projects-Ruminations-Dangerously/dp/1556528221
It includes a discussion of risk, a self assessment of your risk tolerance, then discusses many risk taking projects such as making your own gunpowder, drinking, smoking, driving fast, and making flame throwers. It’s not anything you couldn’t find elsewhere online, but its a fun read.
I’m often tempted to sell my tractor of a bike, my DR650, particularly as up here in the Flathead where the weather is rideable about 7 months out of the year, and comfortable for about 2. But then my old ass vehicle-de-jour craps out again, and I have to shimmy back in forth to town proper to get parts and whatnot so I can jerry rig another fix. Dead batteries aside, that motorcycle is by far the most reliable thing I have ever owned.
I tell myself it’s safer since I can only really go about 80 max on the flats, and rarely that. I suspect I might be wrong, especially when twilight rolls around.
I have a Triumph Street Twin. A motorcycle is the best way to commute in the city. Once in a while I drive my car to work and it reminds me how much better it’s to ride my Triumph. In a car when you’re stuck in traffic–there are no options. On a motorcycle I can always ride between cars, take advantage of bike lanes and so on. Another thing is parking–so much easier to find with a motorcycle.
It’s amazing how good motorcycles have become. My Yamaha FJ09 has ABS/ traction control, has over 110 hp, and handles like a super sport from the 90’s. The beauty of it is that I can ride it all day without wrist, leg, and butt fatigue.
My wife’s Kawasaki Vulcan S is one of most fun cruisers I ever rode.
Fun article CA. I have a 1975 Honda 400/4 that I don’t ride so much now, as I have three little boys. Time constraints plus not wanting to die while they’re young. One day I’d love to get a KTM or BMW and take it down to South America. That’s a few days away tho.
Thank you. The whole adventure biking is one thing I’ve never really done but would like to.
There is a ton of good off and on road riding in Baja if you ever get down that way.
I’m a spaz. A terrible driver. No way, I’m riding a motor cycle. Like Leap said above, it is a recipe for me getting a long term stay in a hospital.
I also hate driving. People who drive for no point, absolutely baffle me. I get using cars to go places, but to me any time spent in transit is wasted time.
You grew up in small town Minnesoda and never went on a booze cruise? What, were you planning on getting nominated to the Supreme Court one day or something?
I bought my first bike a few years ago during my divorce. To be honest, I’m not hooked like most people. I like it, but I don’t love it. Half the time I ride it to justify the expense. The other half is fun. I guess I’m still debating if it’s worth it to me.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Does anyone believe this shit?
Alyssa Milano: Difficult to attend Kavanaugh hearing, but ‘felt like I needed to be there’
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
Good article. I was sitting here wondering, “What does a washed up C-level actress who hasn’t been in anything remotely noteworthy in at least a decade have to say about this affair?”, and CNN came through for me.
Fer fucks sake. Add this to the Milano nonsense.
And she was a guest of Di-Fi. The Dems are making a mockery of this whole thing. It’s just nuts.
I’m tempted to create a Twitter account just to get on her threads and ask when we’re getting a sequel to Embrace of the Vampire.
We already do. It’s Embrace of the Vapid.
What a saint.
Huh, I can’t find the link to the story about her returning all the money she made from that picture of her in a NJ Devils hockey jersey.
I’m sure she gave it all back because it is just wrong, wrong, wrong to make money off of toxic masculinity.
Say what you want about Brittany Spears, but she seems to understand why she made all that money and isn’t turning into a harpy in her old age.
Ha. Hahahaha.
Bill Clinton
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Well, thank you darlin’.
11:07 PM – Sep 5, 2012
Bill Clinton
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By the way, do you like cigars?
11:08 PM – Sep 5, 2012
Nice article, CA. However, I am firmly in the “if it has a motor, I have to have at least three wheels under me” camp.
They really aren’t even pretending anymore, are they?
When the hell did Bernie become a democratic socialist? I thought he was the only honest one out there calling himself just a socialist for the last how-ever-many decades.
When it became a trendy buzzword that all the kids love so much.
We really kinda seamlessly transitioned from “crazy right-wing conspiracy theorists think the media’s out to get them” to “Yeah, so?”
The farce just keeps getting more pathetic.
Suckers. The school was already willing to cave under the unbearable pressure of multiple sternly-worded tweets.
You know what terrifies me, Ms. Wiener? That you and your cohorts will be in positions of power in the not-too-distant future.
Also, your name makes me chuckle.
Not to mention this supposed best-and-brightest can’t string together an English sentence without boofing it. “Someone who has been alleged of a very serious crime”? Seriously?
It’s like she learned English in the Devil’s Triangle, or something.
Tear down every Ivy League university and use the land for more productive uses like a McDonald’s or just empty prairie land
We all realize that the farce that is happening on the US capitol is just the college SJW faith being adopted by mainstream politicians, right? This is the fifth Great Wakening, except this time utterly useless and profoundly dumb
Its been apparent to me that Ford and her handlers were thinking/hoping this would go down like a Title IX kampus kangaroo kourt. No wonder they were shocked when Kav stood up for himself, and Grassley and McConnell backed him.
And that is why college kids are the shock troops for progressive politicians in this witch hunt. This is their faith. “Believe all women” is their “sola fide”.
Even their terminology is borrowed from other faiths. “Social Justice” is borrowed from the Catholics. The hierarchy of privilege is very much Calvinist as it predetermines those as “saved” (victims) and “damned” (oppressors).
This is the Fifth Great Awakening in this country
Someone needs to go to prison for lying to the SJC or FBI. It’s the only way to heal the process
Hoo-boy, Suderman wrote a doozy today. He has the adopted the “how are they paying for these tax cuts” language of the left. Eleven paragraphs spent bitching about tax cuts because of the deficit, not a single mention of spending. Reason is going full Niskanen. Never go full Niskanen.
Suderman has pimped this line before and every single time the first comment is “Revenues are not the problem, expenditures are”. At the very least, the bulk of the commentariat still realizes that what Suderman is pimping is blasphemy among people who actually believe in less government
I so rarely bother reading TOS anymore that I didn’t know this wasn’t his first foray into pretending that tax cuts are the equivalent of spending. What a trash site Reason has become. Even the trolls are worse than the old ones – “Rev Arthur Kirkland” makes Tony look witty and brilliant in comparison.
Oh, quite a few writers there have used this false notion that “tax cuts” are problematic.
I still receive the email alerts. Yesterday, I saw Welch article titled “Jeff Flake and the Hated—Yet Vital—Libertarian Center” and I clicked. Ouch – that was a mistake.
Between that one and the Robby ‘She’s like totally credible, man!’ article they might as well be the HuffPuff.
I wonder if I can get a refund on the money I gave Reason? How should I go about getting it?
Can anyone make sense of these tea leaves.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/democratic-sen-sheldon-whitehouse-satisfied-fbi-investigation-kavanaugh/story?id=58226280
A top Democratic senator signaled Tuesday his satisfaction with the White House’s latest approach to the FBI background investigation of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh that President Donald Trump approved last week.
“I think I’m satisfied,” Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island told “Good Morning America” chief anchor George Stephanopoulos Tuesday. “We don’t know all the details yet but, clearly, if they have been given free rein to interview whomever they want, that’s a very good sign.”
“The last thing we want is a sham investigation,” Whitehouse, a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, said, adding that the FBI “probably should be able to get this done by Friday.”
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When pressed on whether he thought Kavanaugh lied to the committee, Whitehouse hedged on the answer, responding, “I’m waiting to see what the FBI report comes back with. I certainly would not rule it out. There’s plenty to disbelieve in what he said but, again, it’s very hard to sort through this until you have the investigation, which is why we pushed so hard to make sure that took place.”
Apparently, this dude is up for election this year.
Are these DNC senators unaware the committee has its own investigators, not to mention the power to subpoena witnesses, or do they just assume the public is unaware?
Not only are they aware of it, but my guess is that the next talking point will be: “well sure, the FBI is done with its investigation, but our investigators need at least another week to review their findings and come up with conclusions.”
It’s funny… I avoid discussing politics at work despite it practically being the national pastime in Israel. Two years ago after the presidential election a handful of people at my work basically asked me, assuming I’d be a supporter of Herself based only on me being Jewish and American, “aren’t you glad you’re here instead of in America right now?” Particularly after this most recent debacle, I am kinda glad but not for the reasons they would expect. What an embarrassing farce this has all been. At least nobody has asked me about it yet.
A couple of things:
(1) I think the poll results are coming in, and its not looking good for the Kavanopers. So, you have noted Senatorial idiot Whitehouse making soothing noises.
(2) Note the shift from “sexual assault” to “perjury”. I wonder if the FBI is even looking into the perjury trap issues of “did he ever black out” and “what did those yearbook jokes mean”, or if they are confining themselves to the actual request that they investigate allegations of sexual misconduct.
The very best article ever written about motorcycles was Hunter S. Thompson’s <a href="http://www.latexnet.org/~csmith/sausage.html" title="Song of the Sausage Creature” target=”_blank” >Song of the Sausage Creature. (It doesn’t hurt that my bike is the same one he’s writing about.)
OK, so I fucked that all up. 2nd try.
I haven’t rode mine for a little over a year. Haven’t touched my quad at all in almost two years, here in Idaho we can ride them on the street and I love taking it into town. I’m sitting on the couch recovering from an ankle replacement from a crash in 2007, it’s rarely the rider but the other non drivers around you.