A serious shoutout to our biggest financial supporter: Egould. Buddy, you’re keeping the site running.
Need a piece of clothing guaranteed to scare the kids at Halloween, piss off your family at Thanksgiving, or to gift the people you hate over the holidays?
We’ve got Hat & Hair products
We’ve got STEVE SMITH products
We’ve got all sorts of products featuring our fucking awesome logo
And look. We had our quarterly board meeting the other night. We’re not operating on a hookers and blow budget. We’re not operating on a meth and lot bunnies budget. We’re operating on a suck your dick under the highway overpass for spare change budget. Every product you buy is one less dick we have to suck to keep this place running.
All joking aside, we’ll always find a way to keep the lights on here, but if you’ve enjoyed something, this is one way to show the love. And generate new Tulpas. And be recognized by other closet glibertarians if you live in the Minnesota/North Dakota or LA area.
As a reminder, it is the policy of the board who operates this website donates any money above what is needed to operate the site for a prudent amount of time (I think six months, but I forgot to check) to a worthy charity each year. Last year it was Institute for Justice and FIRE who got our money. We will run some options by you right after Thanksgiving to make donations for next year. So there’s another reason to buy swag.
UPDATE: This page will remain up until 3:20 CDT so the afternoon links participants can all see our pitiful begging at the top of the page. After that, there will be… LINKS!
This time I have cash.
Thanks for the reminder. I like this place too much to see you all on the corner.
I thought this place was funded by (((gold)))?
I thought Swissy’s employers were hording it all?
NO. COMMENT.
Not even on the misspelling of “hoarding?”
dammit
whording?
horting
PAIN!!!!
Fairly certain they run an orphan farm to fund it. Which also acts as their labor for keeping the site up and running.
It’s mainly funded by my Chaturbate channel.
What, no link?
You’re already in it.
I just haven’t turned on the video yet.
Which is a major contributor to the GDP.
And global warming.
And scoliosis.
Those shitlords? Well, I never! *cancels subscription*
I’m in, I swear Overlords! I’ll pay the Vig! I’m taking a soldering test for a new Job, and then i’ll pay up!
/Please don’t make me Beat my orphans!
/Bella in a Glib Doggie Tshirt would look cool
No purchases unless it fits in discretionary spending.
Agree
No Cobra, no Ganja, no problem, I hope my mad Skills get me this Job, I’ve never Production Soldered before.
Still Amazon, or is this a different deal?
Waiting on Amazon, but this is more my thing and pays much better, 10 minutes from Home.
Is it time for that again?
I have to make a donation. I resolved to do that every three months or so but damned if I can remember one month from another. Two people I pay bills to have learned. They call me and they are never mad or outdone. Mr. Suthenboy, you forgot again. They know I always pay my bills and have the money but just forget.
That is the only drawback to being retired – time gets away from you.
Before I meander off in a feeble attempt to be productive, this whataboutism! just occurred to me:
Hearken back to the days of yore, like a week or ten days ago, when the left wing smear machine was clattering and clanking merrily along on the trail of that Bash(?) lady sitting behind Kavanaugh, making white supremacist pitcher’s signals to kekocracy?
I do. Totally legit.
But reacting to an un(dis)provable slur? Not fair!
Last year it was Institute for Justice and FIRE who got our money. We will run some options by you right after Thanksgiving to make donations for next year.
The Flat Earth Society.
There’s some nice stuff there. A few things caught my eye.
One question: how difficult is it to add products? I’d love this as a beer-fridge magnet instead of a sticker. If it’s a PITA, I can just buy the sticker and use my mad crafting skills to turn it into a magnet.
Imported? From where?
Somewhere with a lot of orphans
You can buy plain magnet sheets, cut them to size and rock n roll.
Also perfect for a car or lawnmower.
My lawnmower is made of plastic. It’d be easier to leave out the magnetixation step.
You could glue a small piece of metal to it.
That is sciencing the shit out of this project.
I got a thick stack of large Twins schedule magnets (about 4″ X 6″) that I use to turn stickers into beer-fridge magnets. Crafty and frugal!
Don’t do that to your Buxton Night magnet. That is going to be worth a lot of money some day!
“mad crafting skills”
Calm down, Napoleon Dynamite, save some of the rest of us.
I’ll look into it.
Thanks for the reminder. Just got a shirt. How about bottle openers?
STEVE SMITH CAN OPENER
STEVE SMITH WOOD DRILLER
STEVE SMITH CORK SCREW
STEVE SMITH PILE DRIVER
STEVE SMITH
WOODWOULD DRILLERCool stuff, btw.
I’m in on swag (some Glib cufflinks would come in damned handy at the wedding I’m officiating next month…) but what’s the outlet for straight up donations to the site again? If I can set that up to a recurring charge that’d be awfully handy. I’ve got a memory like a sieve.
Main page, right side bar, scroll down until you see it: Donate. I believe you can set up a recurring payment.
Thank you.
STEVE SMITH HUMBLED HIM HAVE MERCH ON FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE SITE. GET HIM NAME OUT THERE!
FREE CASCADIA!
EACH PIECE OF CLOTHING PERSONALLY TESTED BY STEVE SMITH.
WHENEVER YOU ORDER STEVE SMITH ITEM, STEVE SMITH MAKE SPECIAL DELIVERY TO YOUR BACK DOOR.
Hey STEVE. Did you see the sticker I got on vacation a couple weeks ago? You’ll love it!
I have a suggestion for a product to sell. Laptop camera covers. Any time a vendor comes around the office with them, people flock. A STEVE SMITH laptop camera cover would be a hit.
STEVE SMITH COVER CAMERA. BY COVER, MEAN… ?
A lot of the links just lead to the index page 🙁
Dammit. Hopefully different index pages? H&H gear, SS gear, shitlord gear?
No, what looks like the main page. Like, I clicked on Hat ‘n Hair Trucker Hat and it went to the page showing all the different categories.
Thanks. I’ll check it out. Fucking Bolton’s Mustache sabotaging us.
We currently ship to the following countries:
Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Israel
Italy
Japan
Luxembourg
Monaco
New Zealand
Norway
Portugal
Puerto Rico
Republic of Ireland
Singapore
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
The Netherlands
United Kingdom
United States of America
I feel discriminated. International Court of Justice will hear of this. Not that buying swag was imminent. I am but a poor shithole dweller
I dont see any eastern european countries in there. What is that all about?
High levels of internet fraud.
Is your shithole an “official” country?
Have you got a flag?
We should all collaborate on making a ‘You know who esle…’ card game. Some kind of collectible card game. Sort of a cross between Magic The Gathering and Cards Against Humanity with a libertarian bent. We could do a indiegogo campaign and never deliver except to fellow commentators!
It could be like Cards Against Humanity – but with more You Know Who
Yes. But with special fancy cards that are worth more points in the game of various rarities so we can sell them to geeks at a markup.
FYTW cards!
So it’s like Jeopardy except for giving the question you give the answer that isn’t hitler? I like it.
You know who else liked to tell people what they should do?
Every Prog Ever?
My parents?
Not a nice girl.
There could be a Steve smith game, by game mean…
STEVE SMITH ALWAYS WINNER OF MOST DEADLY GAME OF ALL
GAME OF MOANS
You win the internet.
Clue?
How about a collaborative game like pandemic or forbidden Island where your goal is to escape the SMITHS?
What a stupid idea for a game. There is no escaping the SMITHS. I guess maybe as some kind of wish fulfillment/fantasy game but that’s about it.
I never said it would be a winnable game. You win by losing to the least objectionable SMITH.
You don’t have to outrun the Smiths. You simply have to outrun one of your fellow Glibs.
The only way to win is not to play…
The Smithoyashi Maru.
*golf clap*
1.indiegogo campaign
2. Never deliver except to fellow commentators!
3. Profit!
Have guys considered one of those giant thermometers that shows how much money you have/need?
And when you hit the target, it explodes in a violent, nay ejaculatory manner.
The STEVE SMITH Rectal Thermometer?
*available soon
Hmmm – I wish the STEVE SMITH gear had a little more Sasquatch-iness.
Isn’t he supposed to be a shaved Sasquatch?
TRY SHAVING TO FIT IN WITH HUMANS. NO WORK! SO BACK TO SOFT BROWN FUR.
relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZnLUWJnq0
So when Stormy says ‘YETI PUBES’, she was being complementary?
No Hat and Hair panties? /skulks off with cash in pocket…
They probably wouldn’t come in your size anyway.
Two unrelated thoughts:
(1) Driving in today, I saw a bum with a cardboard sign. Yawn, right? Except his sign said “Need $$ for Dog and Bum Stuff”. I was in the wrong lane, or I might have thrown him a few bucks just for the sign. (Yes, he had a dog. The bums in Tucson often get the little booties for their dogs because the asphalt and concrete gets so hot here in the summer.)
(2) Signed up for an online rowing competition. You can use your real name, or you can have an alias. I signed up as “Your Mom”. So now I’m all set to taunt the other competitors (“You must be so proud. You beat Your Mom.” or “Geez, couldn’t even post better splits than Your Mom. Sad.”) Mrs. Dean was Not Pleased.
#2 is fucking hilarious. ALOL.
“Dog and Bum Stuff”
I love it.
It brings this to mind, from the desk I was sitting at during my very first exam in college:
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Even Hitler had a dog.
Given the seriousness of the moment and the absurdity of the poem, I barked out a loud laugh in the deathly quite room when I read it.
On the way to campus today I spotted four young, fit men panhandling on one stretch of overpass. WTF.
Were they Crusties? Saw a lot of them spare-changing when I was in Asheville.
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2118201850_16.jpg
Crusty jugglers!
Can’t have that.
/NWA
Way ahead of you
Not. Clicking.
Clicked. Reaches for brain bleach.
Should come with a discount card to Tofu ‘R Us…
Arg! What is the social shaming I am going to have to endure for waiting to donate straight cash homie?
I don’t need more stuff. But I need this site.
Says the guy with a “Your A Moron” shirt.
On second thought, after buying that, what more could you need?
Like this?
https://glibertarians.com/donate/
UPDATE: This page will remain up until 3:20 CDT
What is that in real time, commie?
Cishetero-dicknormative time
The best time for east coast libertarians
Wait, does that mean this page and our comments on it will go away?
Never change, HM!
Hopefully you put down some towels.
What’s the going rate for overpass dick nowadays?
A pack of smokes and a slightly used porn magazine?
Ten bucks to see it, twenty bucks to ride.
Beto down 9 points to Cruz in an actual decent poll.
That and McCaskill are the two races I’m biting my fingernails over.
Has anyone else noticed this “polling” trend? The Dems and their propaganda arm in the media have been playing the “momentum” game for years. Just keep publishing polls that show their candidate winning and talking about how it is inevitable that the Dem is about to win. I really noticed that with Cruz. We have that with our governor’s race here in Florida.
And of course the most famous of all….. HRC v Trump, where they were all so far up each other’s butts that they weren’t just surprised at their loss… .they were genuinely shocked and horrified.
Supposedly, the commie candidate for Senate here is leading the Republican by 8 points or something. Yes, I’m supposed to believe that Arizona is on the verge of rejecting, by a landslide, a female fighter pilot who actually fought the Taliban after 9/11 in favor of some lightweight lefty bint who thinks wearing glasses will make her look smart.