Web Dominatrix sends her apologies. She’s crazy busy finishing up websites for a couple new clients. And these are ladies you do NOT want to disappoint (unless you’re into that sort of thing).
So, you’re stuck with me as a last minute substitute. Sorry, kids.
I thought I’d post one of my favorite vegan recipes. I’ve been making this regularly since last summer (2017) and I really could just eat the entire pan by myself.
Except it would be wrong not to share.
Right?
This recipe comes from America’s Test Kitchen cookbook Vegan for Everybody, which both Web Dom and I have mentioned before.
You may sub 1-3/4 pounds frozen peaches for the fresh. Make sure you thaw completely before using.
Peach Raspberry Crisp
Ingredients
Filling
- 2-1/2 pounds peaches peeled, halved, pitted and cut into 1/2 inch wedges
- 1/4 cup organic sugar
- 1/8 tsp salt
- 2 tbsp instant tapioca finely ground
- 1 tbsp lemon juice
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 10 ounces raspberries
Topping
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/4 cup organic brown sugar
- 1/4 cup organic sugar
- 1/4 tsp ground cinnamon
- 1/4 tsp ground ginger
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/4 cup coconut oil melted and cooled
- 1/2 cup old-fashioned rolled oats
- 1/2 cup pecans chopped
- 2 tbsp water
Instructions
For the Filling
- Adjust oven rack to upper-middle position and heat oven to 400 degrees. Gently toss peaches with sugar and salt in bowl and let sit, stirring occasionally, for 30 minutes. Drain peaches in colander set inside bowl; reserve 2 tablespoons juice and discard extra.
- Return drained peaches to bowl and toss with reserved juice, ground tapioca, lemon juice, and vanilla. Transfer to 8-inch square baking dish, press gently into an even layer, then top with raspberries.
For the Topping
- Meanwhile, process flour, brown sugar, granulated sugar, cinnamon, ginger, and salt in food processor until combined, about 15 seconds. Add melted oil and pulse until mixture resembles wet sand, about 10 pulses. Add oats, pecans, and water and pulse until mixture forms marble-size clumps and no loose flour remains, about 15 pulses. Refrigerate mixture for at least 15 minutes.
- Sprinkle topping evenly over fruit, breaking into 1/2 inch pieces as necessary. Bake until topping is well browned and fruit is bubbling around edges, 30 to 35 minutes, rotating dish halfway through baking. Transfer to wire rack and let cool for at least 30 minutes. Serve warm.
Dang.
Wood.
Sooooooo worth the calories.
Hmm. Skip weigh in on Wednesday… don’t eat anything else… factor in ice cream…
I can do it!!
I have cheated on the vegan-ness on occasion and served it warm with vanilla ice cream melting all over it….
And, of course, it can be non-vegan with butter used instead, which would be delicious.
Looks like someone needs an open and honest discussion about common-sense science control .
Just Eat it and Enjoy!
Sup Tres!
Needs bourbon. Bourbon is vegan isn’t it?
That looks awesome and I will be making that. Muchas gracias!
*makes shopping list
Bourbon is vegan
Should be. Vegans can eat grains, right? And bourbon is made from grain.
You’re welcome.
Bourbon must be vegan because that’s Web Dom’s preferred libation.
And hmmmm. I have a bourbon-based vegan dessert. I should post that sometime.
The salt with the sugar on the peaches is new to me. We just sugar the peaches around these parts.
I always use salt in desserts. It really enhances the sweetness of the actual peaches, instead of just adding general sweetness. Try it on watermelon or just a fresh, homegrown tomato sometime.
I can confirm that salt is magic on tomato.
It’s wonderful.
I always salt watermelon or tomatoes but have never done it with peaches or any other tree fruit. It makes sense and now I feel I have been missing out for many years and perhaps have been living a lie and raised poorly.
Salt’s magic everywhere. Your tastebuds are electrically-activated, and salt allows current to flow through them via saliva, so they “turn on” more than otherwise and send better taste signals to your brain.
Don’t believe me? Try making caramel with and without salt, and tell me which one tastes better.
I’ve definitely never thought of putting salt on any fruit (I don’t want to hear that tomato is a fruit) or other sweets. I will try sometime.
Salt on lemon…exquisite. Then again, I also love it without. It’s a win-win.
+1 salted watermelon – although my husband mocks mercilessly. His loss.
We shall mock him in turn when next we get together.
“I always use salt in desserts.”
#metoo
vegans eat fungi, alcohol is produced by yeast consuming plant matter. as opposed to milk, which they dont eat, because it’s produced by an animal, even if the animal eats plants.
Bad experience with peach Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers in college have made it almost impossible to enjoy anthing peach flavored ever again.
Seriously? Get over it, dude.
It’s actually funny. After about 10 years I could eat them again, but like zero enjoyment.
But this looks like it has enough fat in it to make up for the fruit?
Unfortunately, I’m with you on that. Peaches kill part of my soul even thinking about them. I’d love to try this recipe, but substitute apples for the peaches. Blasphemy?
Pears.
Pears are the Delaware of fruits. Kind of a fruit, and Delaware is kind of a state.
Delaware FEELS mushy and beige. I bet UCS loves it.
No, too many speed cameras.
Is the science settled yet on coconut oil? I heard it was great stuff, then suddenly it’s directly responsible for everyone having heart attacks.
Well, all things in moderation. How often are you going to make this? And how much are you going to eat in one sitting? (Unless you’re like OMWC and me.)
Is the science settled yet on coconut oil?
Yes, it causes climate change.
. . . it causes climate change.
Doesn’t everything?
It’s not settled, but the new stuff like this looks like bullshit.
https://www.marksdailyapple.com/is-coconut-oil-pure-poison/
“It’s obvious just from looking at these very recent studies, even some of the ones with negative or neutral effects, that coconut oil is far from poison. “Experts” do themselves no credit when they ignore and misrepresent the evidence like this.
Luckily, we can read for ourselves. And we can try for ourselves.”
So try it for yourself. Mrs. Tundra switched to coconut oil years ago and she’s smokin’ hot and healthy. You could be smokin hot ‘too, Tres!
Oooohhhhh, baby . . .
Tundra, you know can’t just make a claim like that without pics. I think I speak for everyone here when I demand to see those pics of Tres!
Nope. He’s simply too smokin’ hot.
It’s for your own good.
OK, fine. How about pics of Mrs. Tundra then, instead?
Asking for a (holy) friend.
I’m happy to send pics of the Pontiff to Tres.
Good idea!
“Mrs. Tundra switched to coconut oil years ago and she’s smokin’ hot and healthy.”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I’m assuming WebDom has already contacted Maggie McNeill? She’s has her own web presence sorted, but she know of others who need that service.
She’s been doing this via word-of-mouth quite a while, but only recently started to have space for new clients since she went to an agency model, working with her equally discreet partner…whom you all know well.
I knew it! It’s [redacted] isn’t it?!
I should clarify that she also has a “regular” design biz, but has recently decided this industry needs more of her time and expertise after focus-grouping with some clients in this industry.
I think it’s cool that a service like this exists. Textbook case of the wonders of capitalism. What central planner could have ever thought this up?
Ugh…so much sugar…?
You want sweet? Try some Mary Spender…https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gw6M8mmbhgI
Confession time. I make it with much less sugar. We like fruit desserts to taste like the fruit.
But, if I’m posting someone else’s recipe, I post it as written,
This looks like peach pie with the filing and crunchy part of the crust and none of the rest of the nonsense. Which is pretty much how I eat pie anyway.
Oh, you’d love my peach pie, too. (Not a euphemism.) I don’t do un-crisp pie crust.
Whoops…that link belongs down HERE:
Tres Cool on September 17, 2018 at 7:44 pm
Looks like someone needs an open and honest discussion about common-sense science control .
See what happens when I try to glib alcohol-free ?
Somebody play this man’s jam
Here it is
Ok.
“An initial examination says that gun powder was used in the model to show the eruption.”
Came in a box labeled “ACME”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnHYcSG9Po
Re: Webdom’s service. I didn’t know that’s where the handle came from. Interesting as hell. I love this place!
She wrote her first plain-vanilla-text-editor html website at age 8. Apple/trees, etc.
I have no idea what that means, but I’m impressed. No joke. I can’t even link properly
No shit.
Give her a blank sheet of paper or text editor page and she can make you a website from scratch. I can’t imagine where she learned it.
Hint: she was homeschooled. 😉
Give her a blank sheet of paper
So, like, punch cards?
Punch cards are not actually blank. They have registration marks and indecies so you can read them by eye without having to lug the deck over to the machine.
Oh you.
OT – SP, I’ve been trying to figure out why the interface on Glibs acts like I’m logged out except with regards to the ability to post comments, or when I’m on the dashbord proper. I don’t get the bar across the top that lets me go to the dashbord or my account, and I’m lost. I have disabled adblock for this site and allow scripts here, so not sure what’s left.
I shall investigate!
I’m missing the “# of new comments” button. Is that gone for a reason?
I don’t think I know what you’re referencing. Where did this normally show up?
On the left side, above the arrows.
I have literally never seen such a button on this site, just the arrows.
Really? It was quite useful.
I’ve seen this with Monocle, on the bottom of the screen, but never as a WordPress feature.
Yes. It was a monocle feature.
That explains why I’ve never seen it.
Ah. That’s still there for me. Did you do any updates to your browser recently?
Must have. Reinstall it?
Yeah, I’d give that a shot. Firefox recently did a major update. You’ll want to be sure Greasemonkey is up to date as well…if you have Firefox
I noticed this after I installed Monocle the other day. Which is very handy, thanks Trash! I am slow to new tech as well as buying new sneakers which I also need.
I don’t have monocle installed. So it’s not from that at least.
Just to let you know, OMWC says he has this issue now, too.
I’ll get it sorted. Probably in the middle of the night so as not to inconvenience Glibs.
okay. I wasn’t sure if it was local to me or not. Since I couldn’t sort it out on my end, I figured I’d bring it up.
And thank you.
I’m watching Musk’s press conference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu7WJD8vpAQ
So help me, he seems even more insane than usual.
Dude’s tweaking on meth. For real.
The world is caving in on him. I’m not convinced that he isn’t stone cold sober.
Is that him speaking now?
Ah, there’s the bastard. Hm. Something does seem off.
I’ve never actually see him speak for an extended period of time like that before. I’d be willing to cut him some slack here and assume he hates speaking in front of crowds, but maybe that isn’t true at all. He is definitely uncomfortable up there on the podium, for whatever reason.
1:44:14?
I’ll pass.
“She’s crazy busy finishing up websites for a couple new clients”
So it’s not just a clever Glib handle. Not that it’s any of my business, but how did she get the idea to start building such websites?
Maybe she’s a domme who knows web design?
Knew someone in the biz who needed a website, email list, and marketing help. Grew from there via the biz grapevine.
I rescind my previous advances, working with people of such ill content is disgusting *starts looking for work in network TV, changes mind*
Not gonna submit an article on the latest camping trip, but I’ll drop a few pictures here if you’re interested. Typical camping stuff.
https://m.imgur.com/a/1HzDJRY
Thanks!
Japanese… Whiskey?
I’m just going to ignore ^THIS. Doctor says I need to mellow out.
But you didn’t tell us if it was any good.
I drank much while there, and have several bottles here. Yeah, it’s good.
I owe you guys a couple drinks if you ever make it back here. I promise I won’t keep you out until 6 am like I did to Timeloose.
Do you want relaxing times, bitch?
Whisky.
Good catch. Whiskey is made in Scotland.
Other way round, I think. Whisky is made in Scotland as well. Whiskey is American (possibly Canadian).
Learned something new, it’s Irish origin.
http://www.whiskyforeveryone.com/whisky_basics/whisky_or_whiskey.html
Yes, of course you are right. I brain-farted and had it backwards.
Interested.
Thanks, straffin.
Very cool place to camp. Was there a lot of “neighbors”?
Also, I really need to get me some Suntory
Sure. Car camping. I would hate it if it were in the states, but Japanese people are masters at existing in close proximity (* 1910~45 not included) You don’t even notice them. Low end Suntory is gross. High end is deadly delicious. That Chita is a higher end Suntory.
Needs MOAR snow monkies !
Look, the snow monkeys aren’t going to come out when there’s no snow around!
/delibverately obtuse.
Right here.
We would LOVE to see a post on this!
Still love the grill apparatus and the tea kettle. I recently “legally” acquired a tank of sorts that I am not sure of its prior use (it came off a truck so I think it is an air tank but has very big fittings which confuses me) that will become a new fire box for my pizza oven. A mod I have been putting off for months and months.
Cool. One of the guys on the trip with us is making a pizza oven. He’s a master carpenter and a shitty pizza maker, so I’m a bit torn. Last time, he put mayo and tuna on his pizza. Shivers.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Mayo and tuna might go together, but not on pizza.
Yeah, it tastes good on bread. And it’s a great poor-college-kid meal.
Mayo goes with NOTHING!
This may be an irreperable schism.
I’m not sure I’ll have time to investigate your issue.
*sigh*
East Asian pizza topping taste justified the dropping of atomic bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Seriously.
I’ll never forget going to Pizza Hut in Bangkok and seeing them proudly advertise “Tuna Tatare” pizza.
Don’t tell me what the sauce was on that. Nasty. The one that makes me violate the NAP is teriaki sauce on pizza.
Kenya is not that bad but close. Ordered a pizza at a place in that mall the terrorists terrorized in Nairobi some years ago. (prior to the terror) and asked for the normal meats. Wait dude asked if we wanted any vegetables on it. Sure we said, throw some veges on there. It arrived with pepperoni, sausage, ham, canned corn, peas, green beans, pretty much any vegetable except spinach that comes in a can.
That’s why we are friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
https://imgur.com/a/B0IcLgW
And it was good.
Corn?
Yeah. That and bacon, mushrooms, and I can’t remember what the green was. Jalapeños, cucumbers, or zucchini.
For relaxing times, make is Suntory time.
wait, you rode in the backseat and let a woman drive? Cucked cucker of cuckistan over here.
Jesus. They’re shooting Yusaku Maezawa into space.
Why couldnt it be Schumer, Pelosi, and Feinstein ?
Never heard of him but he’s annoyingly “cool”.
And then have them die in a capsule that eternally orbits the earth as their dead eyes stare down on us? You’re a monster.
Just don’t make eye contact. It’ll be fine.
*snort*
End the Gender Death Gap
I made it a whole ten seconds. I’m proud of myself.
Time to take the old sarc meter in for repairs, it’s parody.
Didn’t realize. I read an article on this very issue on a Drudge link awhile ago.
That was good.
Curse you Heraldry!
The banner for one of the factions in “Prince of the North Tower” has three Hippocampi on it, only if used in a heraldric context, a Hippocampus is a realistic seahorse, while the term sea-horse indicates a Hippocampus. And none of this is talking about the part of the brain of the same name.
Perhaps I’ll just change it to actual seahorses, say they’re seahorses and let the heraldry snobs put hippocampi on there.
I sometimes get trapped in a flags/heraldry vortex on wikipedia and that lingo they use is something else.
I keep getting torn between heraldric accuracy and describing it so that the average reader knows what it looks like.
Who is going to be able to tell at a glance what “An Or Glib, rampant regardant on chrvronny, azure and gules” means?
Me?
Except “chrvronny” – is that just medieval French for “chevron”?
It describes a pattern of chevron-shaped stripes.
They make the best gasoline.
It’s also the best shape for female pubic hair, besides a bare floor.
For more contemporary demonstrations, it can be fun to look up military crests or ships ie. http://www.combatindex.com/hardware/detail/sea/ddg93_data.html
I think there are official sites that list it all in the formal language you’re describing, but can’t recall the links offhand.
Sports bras are the staff of life.
http://archive.is/fIO2G
Too many good ones to choose from.
It’s fun guessing what their SAT scores were.
Disclaimer: Probably higher than mine, but I was higher than them when I took it.
I was stone cold sober when I took mine. *kicks pebble*
Don’t worry, the tests are actually not a very good measure of anything but your ability to take tests.
My guess is that it sorts pretty well according to IQ.
Not for 30 years at least. In part, the popularity of SAT prep courses has harmed the test validity of the SAT so much so that no one considers it a valid psychometric instrument anymore. What it does measure is scholastic achievement, meaning how much school “stuff” do you remember.
People prep for those things?
There was no need for me to follow the evolution of the test over the years since I took it. If they steered it towards learned knowledge instead of problem solving, that is one big own goal.
I’m with UCS here.
Indeed they do. It’s a gazillion dollar industry.
A bit of pushback. I’m not up on this stuff, but this is what I’ve read before. https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2011/12/04/why-should-sats-matter/the-sat-is-a-good-intelligence-test
It’s the NYT. Not a credible source.
Jordan Peterson says the same thing.
Here’s a study saying that there is a .82 correlation btw SAT and g. Again, I’m just trying to figure this out. I don’t have a dog in the fight. https://www.psychologicalscience.org/pdf/ps/Frey.pdf?origin=publication_detail
Oh, I did pretty well. I’ve always been really good at taking tests.
Word.
My nearly-photographic memory doesn’t hurt.
I don’t actually know what ‘normal’ and ‘good’ ranges are
Well, my perfect scores were a good start. 😉
You got me beat.
When I took the level one Japanese proficiency test years ago, the test site was at a Japanese university. The desks had the flip down table tops. Basically, all of them designed for right handed midgets. This left handed 190cm white guy failed by 5 points. So about 2 questions out of hundreds. Aaargh. Had to take it again.
Now you’ve got me wondering what the score distribution among Glibs is…
Me too. I’ve always thought that this place was ripe for MENSA recruiting.
I didn’t take SATs, just ACTs.
For whatever reason, I took both tests – and did better (proportionally) on the ACT.
I don’t think it’s possible to get an SAT score that is lower than a 36 in absolute value.
Just put me on the bottom. I’m not even kidding. Always loved hanging out with the dorks in high school and uni, but knew I wasn’t top 1% like them. One day at lunch in high school they actually did an intervention. “We need to talk to you about something.” Everyone got earnest and quite. “We’re worried about your future.” Fuck off. They all make much more than me today, but they sure as hell aren’t any happier.
I fell asleep during my ACTs, and I was told the score I got was good. That’s about as much as I remember.
I got a 35. If I told anyone their reaction would have been “But you’re a C Student”. Yup. I’m also lazy.
I don’t think my college application asked for it. I know they wanted the SAT number though.
I took both exams, too. Hedging my bets.
I didn’t make any ‘bets’, my school councilor said ‘take the ACT to get into college’, so I took it, basically skipped the math part because I don’t like math and fell asleep at one point because I had worked late the night before. Got into my first and only choice of college and never gave it a second thought.
I took both tests – applied to one school… with a hand-written essay that had a bootprint on it. Somehow they accepted me and I graduated.
essay? You some kind of messican?
That’s why I like you CPRM. Nothing means less than a test I took 30 years ago, unless it was an HIV test.
They required a form and an essay.
I can’t tell you what I wrote about. It was a heap of BS. The fact that they accepted me with it hand-written in my illegible scrawl on a rumpled sheet of paper bearing a bootprint tells me no one read it.
I never took a legit IQ test, but what strikes me as a poor model is the inclusion of time in the score. What does that have to do with intelligence? Because you can think fast doesn’t mean you can think correctly.
I took my SAT at Ball State University on a Saturday morning at 8am back in … gosh probably October 1985? My brother was an ATO at Ball State, and his fraternity had a giant blowout party the Friday before my exam. I stayed at the frat house that night and got pretty wasted. Still drunk when I took the SAT. Got an 1130. Good enough.
Are we talking the 1600 scale or the 2400 scale?
Let’s go with 2400 and you can convert the 1600 scale. Please use a number 2 pencil and start…………..NOW!
Crap.
I didn’t prep for this.
Come to think of it, I didn’t prep for either the SAT or ACT when I took them. It’s amazing how easy those tests were.
Haha, I was in the transition group where they gave me both scores.
Even with the older 1600, it’s been recentered at least once, maybe more.
1, 27, 33.
#11, 30
Better or worse than Deplorables?
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/17/joe-biden-dregs-society-have-ally-donald-trump/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork
Biden is a living, breathing campaign ad for the other side.
Christ, what an asshole.
Just finished Gadianton’s article. I fucking love Mormons. Well done, G-man.
Thank you.
Maybe covered already but… BLAMMO.
https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1041803034869813248
‘Bout fuckin’ time.
Sick burn on idiot:
The hard drives that had that information on them just happened to fail the minute he signed that order.
SP, I was wondering if this would make for a good submission.
Serves me right.
What is that?
It’s in the URL. Okonomiyaki. Probably make it tonight since I drew kitchen duty
The name didn’t really help, I had to look it up and I still don’t know what it is – so please write up an article.
Flour and egg based mixture with cabbage. Top it with pork, dried seaweed, Katsuobushi (dried bonito flakes), mayo and sauce. Cook on the hot plate like a pancake, flipping once. Popular Osaka food.
Pad out the word count, add some more pictures and you’ve got an article.
#notvegan
That could be my hashtag, too.
I had that in Puerto Rico.
It’s the birthplace of former Go-Go Jane Wiedlin
Yes please.
https://imgur.com/a/PuB6YZQ
The bonito flakes would flutter on top from the rising warm air.
Looks great. Teppanyaki restaurant?
Yes. A little disappointed that it came pretty much already cooked. Couple tables over got it made (or maybe they made it) in front of them.
Most restaurants that specialize in Okonomiyaki pretty much let you make the whole thing yourself. They just give you the flour and egg mix and you get to order whatever topping you want. You cook it yourself. It’s messy and that’s why a nice teppanyaki joint wouldn’t let you muck up the teppan.
That makes sense.
If you get out here again, be sure to mention it. I know some great hole in the wall Okonomiyaki places. Cheap beer and Osaka food.
Breaking: some nobody says something stupid at an award show nobody watched.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/17/michael-che-emmys-host-only-white-people-thank-jes/
See, I remember Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy making the same kind of jokes and nothing else happened. People could talk shit about each other and it was all good. Now that we know exactly what today’s celebs think about the rest of America… the same exact joke comes across as snide and unfunny.
You, sir, are no Richard Pryor.
I bet a lot of them thank Jesus when they buy drugs from him. Hyoh!
SP, just wanted to make sure you noticed my newest submission, get that shit scheduled, I’m way behind.
Also breaking: make room in your calendars for the shit-show to drag on even longer!
Roll me over in the clover and do it again.
/’publican senator
“We’ll just give her a platform, expose how unfounded her accusations are and then we’ll win!”
Dude, do you even politics?
Is their a female GOP senator with the balls to to do that? That’s what they need. God knows none of the men have any.
Looks like Trump declassified the Carter Page FISA warrant to turn the story from Kavanaugh. Trump was holding this card to play when he needed it? I was wondering why he didn’t do it earlier.
The accusation is bullshit. I don’t mean that it’s incredible, in that the accuser can’t state the when, where, why, what and how. But that some vague whatever the fuck someone did when they were 17, over 30 years ago, is irrelevant.
Whoever that ref is on Monday Night Football needs some kind of voice lessons. That’s just painful.
Is it worse than ESPN’s announcers?
It _was_ ESPN tonight – but they quickly jettisoned the prior crew. She was painful to listen to, and I’m not saying that (just) because I’m some shitlord. Someone accurately described that as “a D2 football game announcing crew”.
Hello!
Hola!
Why UCS quit betting on basketball.
If you go above 5 figures, have a sniper standing by.
MMM.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/fMgjozGv6kwqitL28
The water effects are the best part.
TY!
This blackberry RY4 is way better than tobacco. Or at least, legal tobacco.
Btw, I can’t eat anything raspberry.
I roll BlueBerry and Vanilla, works good,
Still searching for Work, but still doing dioramas, cause I can, Scatter piece,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/PYCdUttn5ofSh6BUA
This Was a AAA gun, gotta kill something, notice the Burnt Man.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/PYCdUttn5ofSh6BUA
or here,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/mUvaKjoWaWUJVwn69
How dare you spend the evening doing something productive.
I wish you were my grandpa.
Keep your sick sexual fantasies off of my glibs!
On topic: raspberries are bullshit, as are every other segmented berries – fuck drupelets. That is all.
(I hate the texture)
To the contrary, the texture of the seeds in fresh raspberries ads a nice bite to an otherwise squishy product.
It’s not the seeds – I like those – it’s the individual segments give a weird mouthfeel I do not care for. Raspberry jam is fine (other than all the delicious, delicious carbs).
So, you’re autistic? Ok. I accept you for who you are.
No! I mean, not tested or anything.
/Wait ’til he finds out about the horrible taste!
You sir… are a monster.
Store bought raspberries suck. The ones growing in my front yard are 100x better taste wise. Texture wise, they are what they are… the seeds are magnetically attracted to the crevices of my dental work.
Guns for Gays.
Thanks to you and Webdom for recommending Vegan For Everybody. I bought it this past weekend.
Multiple Vegan/Jew/libertarians? This place is all kinds of fucked up.
So I can’t count on you for a minyan?
I’m fucking seething after hearing the audio from Norm MacDonald on The View. Pathetic. If the most iconoclastic comedians aren’t going to stand up to the bullies, no one will. Except the Trumps of the world? Huh, suddenly I get his appeal.
It was rough and I was disappointed too.
Related podcast (top file):
https://art19.com/shows/d0ab5d6f-1972-4441-b3f8-6b61d09f7f15/embed?playlist_type=playlist&playlist_size=10#
To quote a great, great man:
Let’s see how this works out. A little trashed at 2:38 pm. I’m on a camping trip with 6 families in the mountains of Yamanashi. The other families, including the wife and daughter, went off to the onsen for the afternoon and I resisted the arm twisting they used to get me to go with them. Whenever I go on trips with groups of Japanese people, I steal a half day or so to spend by myself and go on a long distance walk. On this trip, I decided to go off into the mountains behind the campsite with a liter of Stoli’s, a pen and paper and see what’s rattling around the noggin.
The Norm McDonald uproar. This guy says that not every lying cunt should be believed. Shocking stuff. Maybe, just maybe, not every woman who claimed to get a cock stuffed in her mouth or got her tit squeezed is telling the truth. It’s better that ten innocent men get ass raped in prison than on comedian say the obvious?
What is the purpose of comedy? In King Lear, the fool is the one person the King calls for when his sanity is dissipating. He has already banished his best advisor when the advisor told him the truth about his daughter. He has no one left to speak truth to power and somewhere in his mind he knew he needed someone to fill the role. So he repeatedly calls for his jester. A society that goes after the jester is a society that is primed to go full Robespierre.
You say the wrong thing at the wrong time and some soy soaked labia is going to spill forth from society’s crotch and shoot it’s load all over your face. And you’ll like it. Try to wipe it off? Denier! You’re only choice is to let every skank that eagerly sucked dick in a desperate move to get daddy’s love to squat on your face, allowing the slurry ooze down your throat. You better have a fucking smile on your face while you’re at it.
I don’t know the answer, and like everything Russian I’ve dealt with in my life, this bottle of Stoli’s is raising great questions and answering none.
When I get back to the campsite, the humans with cocks will be tending the fire and cooking meat and the humans with pussies will be fucking around in the makeshift kitchen. I’ll be drinking my single malt by the fire and thinking about Norm. God fucking bless you.
Watch out for STEVE SMITHASAN
You mean SMITHZILLA?
Man’s gotta eat. I’d hate to be in a position where my income was dependent on not offending the morality police.