EXT/INT—CABIN HIDEAWAY/SUPER MARKET—MONTAGE
We see TED lying in bed and HARVEY nursing him back to health.
We see Ted chopping firewood, while Harvey cheers him on, and turns away to masturbate on a sapling, Ted notices and gives a WTF look.
TIM takes the grocery list from Harvey.
Ted pulls a stump from the ground and celebrates, Harvey is off on the tree line masturbating onto a sapling.
Tim is in the grocery store, he notices he is being tailed.
Ted takes aim with his bow at a deer.
Tim exits the store, followed by men in black type figures.
Ted squares his bow for the kill.
Tim drops the groceries and starts running through the parking lot.
Ted pulls back and draws the bow.
Tim jumps a fence and evades his captors.
Ted releases the arrow and the deer drops dead.
Tim tries to cross a small creek, his pursuers take aim.
Ted approaches the dying deer and kneels down beside it.
Tim is shot in the back and falls into the creek in slow motion.
FADE TO BLACK
AAAAAnd, you’re officially nuts, Fun read!
Another diorama idea for you?
Not til i have some work, but I ordered enough materials to at least finish this one,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/NRGQgSZxiTnoewTj8
Looking good. Are any of your soldiers in the landing craft losing their breakfast?
Most will, those are later details, right now I’m doing ‘Splosions, Beautiful ‘Splosions, the Best ‘splosions, they are YUUUGE ‘splosions, just Like America!
Make ‘Splosions Great Again!
Nice work!
Did I miss something? This is the HVAC busy season.
I see you have what appears to be a russian blue mix. Does it fetch?
It lives! Exciting.
This is me:
https://youtu.be/Y2xag7aYt-0
So the men in black are to Ted what the deer is to Tim. And a dude jacking off on a sapling. I like it.
This has nothing to do with me!
It has everything to do with you.
Sorry to go O/T on your post CPRM, but jesus what a fucking idiotic mess I walked into at work.
Sitting right outside my place of work is an oxygen generation plant. We have a big system that separates oxygen from the air, compresses it, and then deposits it in a 40,000 gallon receiver tank at around 250psi.
Sometime today, the company that operates this plant got a call because the plant alarmed. The tech shows up and sees that there is a high pressure alarm in the receiver tank. He looks and sees that the oxygen pressure is sitting at 300psi. On the top of the tank, there is a mechanical blow off valve that should vent to atmosphere if the pressure rises over 275lbs. It had failed to do its job.
The tech who came out decided that to relieve the pressure in the tank, he would open up a manual ball valve on a a one inch line down at the bottom of the tank. He did so, and the pressure began to drop to safer levels. He then packs his shit up and goes home, leaving the valve open.
Fast forward a couple hours, and the furnace operator calls me to inform me that he has low oxygen pressure going to his burners. At this point I’m unaware of anything being done at the oxygen generation plant.
While in the process of figuring out why I have low pressure, i find this one inch valve wide ass open blowing out pure oxygen at the ground level. This is bad. Very bad actually. About 150 yards from where this valve is located, is a melt shop that does nothing but melt steel and blow sparks and generate heat and do all kinds of other things are very conducive to igniting oxygen.
Jesus christ people. This moron could jave blown this place up through his stupidity. I’m not normally one to call for someone’s head over mistakes made, but I think this qualifies as a bit more than a mistake. The guy should have known better and he put a whole bunch of people’s lives in danger. Fuck.
Silver lining? The whole plant didn’t go up in a spectacular mushroom cloud. And yes, that dude needs to lose his job.
First question you ask is, Why did the relief valve not go? Change it. Were the Gauges and Sensors operational/calibrated? Spooky
Yeah. I changed the relief after closing the manual valve. The tank pressure transducer output matched the pressure on the mechanical gauge on the side of the tank.
The original over pressure problem occurs from time to time when we are not using as much oxygen as we normally do. Today was shut down for maintenance day at the plant, so not much O2 was being used. After the oxygen in compressed and before it goes in the tank, it goes through a dryer/cooler. The O2 going into the tank is significantly cooler than outside ambient air. If what’s in the tank is allowed to sit for several hours, it will expand and pressure will go up, hence the need for the relief valve to regulate the pressure.
Stupid lazy Tech, probably Younger (no offence) I’m glad that worked out. As soon as you said Free Oxygen I went Oh Shit, good to know you Da Man!
People on home O2 and forgetting to take off the cannula to smoke a cigarette.
Oxygen is a hell of a drug.
And the most corrosive Element in the Universe,
/ No Aliens Here!
Fluorine Yusef. Fluorine. Oxygen nor Chlorine has shit on Fluorine.
That’s why I only drink grain alcohol or rain water.
I DON’T LIKE THEM PUTTING IT THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN’ FROGS GAY.
See, I told’ja.
You get too much you get too high, not enough and you’re gonna die
So is nicotine.
“Oxygen is a hell of a drug. ”
So is meth.
Just saying …
Technically oxygen doesn’t burn
/that guy
And everything around it burns, very well with an ignition source, like Melting STEEL!
At 150 yards open air I doubt the O2 leak caused an appreciable rise in oxygen concentration. Not to let a lazy tech off the hook. He should have fixed the problem, not treated the symptom.
Agreed on both parts, the last thing you need near open flame is pure Oxy, unless you are refining…
You may ne right, and I may be over thinking this, but there are actually a lot of things between that tank and the melt shop itself. Like four 4160 volt 2000hp ventilation motors, the substation that provides the power to those motors, a haul road used by a dump truck that hauls red hot slag from the slag pit to the slab pile, a silo full of lime, and other things. It’s not a good situation.
It’s sloppy work, which should never be excused. I’m sure the designers placed the oxygen generation plant that distance to reduce the risk of a worst case scenario. Oxygen enriched fires are a high litigation risk in my profession, so I take them seriously.
Murphy Rules here, Oxy is always Dangerous, it wants to help ignite things, it’s what it does….
I don’t work on anything like that, but I at least know two things: ensure the real problem gets fixed, even if you can’t fix it right now, and don’t leave until the job is done.
Did you try hitting it with a hammer?
And there’s your ignition Source people, spark any one? anyone?
Brass hammer.
Rubber mallet?
Louisville Slugger
I think this falls under the WD40/duct tape matrix as it’s supposed to move but doesn’t, so WD40 is the answer.
For those uninitiated
https://goo.gl/images/4psFhP
That chart has been hanging in every maintenance shop I’ve ever worked in.
That also applies to children and animals.
If children and animals won’t move, I don’t WD-40 is going to help.
Can’t hurt.
*shakes can*
On the flip side, duct tape WILL help.
As the ‘radiation safety officer’ for my plant, we were doing an expansion for an oxygen line, and the piping company brought in ‘weld inspectors’, aka radiographers, to check all the piping coming into the plant.
Not to malign the good name of radiographers everywhere, but they’re generally like carnies. Anyhow, one morning when I got to work, the security people told me they’d been coming in and out of our truck gate an inordinate amount of times. I tracked them down, and 1 guy seemed worried. I asked what was going on, and he fessed up, “we lost our source”. Ya see, in the radiography business, when it come to x-raying metal, these guys carry around monster-sized radiation sources to generate what they need to penetrate welds. This one happened to be a 120 curie Ir-192 source. As it turned out, the previous day when they were done working, they just chained the camera to a tree on our back lot, and left. When they came back the next day, hungover the preceding nights activities, they couldn’t find it.
Fired on the spot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident
Oh, ‘orphan sources’ taken from radiography devices is a huge problem.
I once found an intact bottle fill-gauge in our scrap stream. We were hyper-sensitive from any radiological material getting into the plant, cause the bosses didnt want a repeat of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acerinox_accident
Caesium-137 incident.
far too late for EDM
Electronic Dance Music? since when?
I dont know what you long-hair hippies call that these days.
It’s just tagged “Synth-Pop” in my iTunes. I don’t go for too much fancy labeling.
I have it tagged as “gay steel mill”
I’ll leave it up to Lach to decide on that.
Homer Simpson?
https://youtu.be/9ZlOhSt_qW0
That’s one of 4 references I would accept. I owe you a beer.
Fuck. Good thing the plant didn’t blow up.
The guy just opens the valve and takes off? Didn’t fix the relief valve?
Just spitballin’ here but maybe that dude should be drug tested. Seriously.
Honestly, I dont give a shot of he was on drugs or not. Whether one is high as a kite or sober as a judge, that’s not excusable to me.
I honestly think that work drug testing is over rated. I find it pretty fucked up that two people can make the exact same mistakes. Say for example – run a fork lift mast into an overhead door that is not all the way up and tear up the door.
Both employees will be sent for a drug test. Employee #1 posses hot for pot and is fired on the spot while employee #2 posses clean and gets a write up and an admonition not to do it again. That doesn’t seem right to me. More important is what you did, not what state of mind you are in when you did it.
It also occurs to me that the contractor may have sent out a young janitor who knows nothing about the machinery and just did what he was told. I’ve seen that shit before.
Maybe y’all need a new contractor.
Lives were put at risk. Investigation warranted.
This reminds me of one of the first things I saw on the interwebz. Lighting your BBQ with liquid O2.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sab2Ltm1WcM
I found a safety issue many years ago and raised holy hell with the facilities team. They turned off the vent hood in my lab and neglected to tell anyone. I only found out after getting a face full of hot acid etch fumes.
The next day they started the installation of an audible and visible alarm in the vent hood. I also made sure they informed all staff that use the lab when work on the faculties is being done.
Dear gawd Cory Booker is a fucking asshole. He’s rapid firing accusations and innuendo and giving Kavanaugh no chance to answer or see the documents that he’s referring too.
The whole thing is a farce. If they spent less time grandstanding and more time exercising their constitutional oversight and legislative functions, the Supreme Court wouldn’t matter half as much.
It’s a complete shit show. I don’t even think it’s working for the Dems proggy base.
https://youtu.be/Crdao-yNAIA
Wasn’t it just a couple days ago that some unimportant hack in the Senate died and we were treated to a week of extolling the virtues of civility and statesmanship?
When I was 3 and getting in trouble for sticking paper clips into electrical outlets, shitting my pants didn’t help me. A lesson that Dems apparently haven’t learned.
Maybe he won one of those newfangled college “debate” contests?
It would be nice to see Kavanaugh call him on it. It’s not as though silently taking the abuse will win any votes.
Kavanaugh waited until Booker’s time had expired and then asked if he could take a minute to respond. In the next five minutes, he undid everything Booker tried to accomplish.
Nice. Is video available?
Booker wants to be on the next Dem presidential ticket. Harris is in his way. Can’t have two colored people, even if sexually balanced (traditional genders) on the same ticket. So each will compete to be more outrageous in their mouth-foaming about Kavanaugh than the other is.
“Can’t have two colored people”
RACIST!!!!!
I was listening to a bit on NPR while I was driving earlier, and even they stopped just a squeak short of likening the Dem performances in all of this to that of petulant toddlers. When you’ve nearly lost NPR…
The improbability of Harvey being able to muster enough energy to walk all the way to a treeline simply to rub one out makes this whole thing absurd.
It’s been a long time since I heard Fred Bear.
Not quite Fred Bear
Perfect music for this scene though. CPRM can score a scene.
Well, score would imply I could write music. Instead of writing music for scenes I write scenes for music.
“So today Laura Loomer is ejected after being auctioneered-over by a Congressman, Marco Rubio gets into a heated argument with Alex Jones, Vanilla Ice is live-tweeting from the Zombie Apocalypse plane from Dubai, Jack Dorsey gets harassed by Loomer who wants her blue check back”
https://twitter.com/inihelene/status/1037455271428321280
And here is a video of the auctioneering thing:
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1037414684994007040
Not that (((Laura Loomer))) is alt-right.
That was fun.
Who am I going to believe? You or Wikipedia?
THE DEFENSE RESTS
It even has footnotes!
the TALK tab on Wiki articles is like the Reader’s Guide to all the submitters arguing. I find it more entertaining than those twatters sometimes.
The arguments, vandalism, and flame wars on the hummus and pita articles are hilarious but tedious and very, very sad.
I can only picture it as an Aspy version of a Twitter feed and therefore best avoided at all costs.
This is exactly what I hoped for when Trump was elected. I cant wait for the second act.
I usually go to bed on election night and just check the results in the morning, but I swear, I will stay up all night just to watch the Democrats sperg out if Trump trounces them yet again.
Not to be outdone, I give you Kamala Harris.
I dont think Kavenaugh is that good of a pick. From what I understand he helped to write write the patriot act. That doesn’t strike me as boding well for him to be any kind of a restraint on big government.
I dont know if trump could do better if he was rejected, but I dont find him to be very compelling to me as a justice.
Lach there are better choices. He looks pretty good on 1A and 2A but bad on 4A. What I wrote above isn’t to support his nomination. It’s to call out the Dems for mindless opposition. They are against him but not for any principled reason. They are against him because elections are coming.
Oh I get it, the dems are going to screech and howl about anyone that trump nominates. They would probably take issue with him nominating Barack himself.
Given that reality, I would have liked to have seen another Gorsuch nominated. Someone who doesn’t skip numbers when counting to 10. I get that trump isn’t principled in the slightest, but the guys at federalist who compiled the list of judges for him to select from should be. I would like to see a better job from them in getting a constitutionalist nominated. There are better names out there.
He was picked because he’s squeaky clean. Just think about who Hillary would have picked.
Comey.
or since I thought about it….Lynch
Chief Climate Justice Al Gore has a nice statist ring to it.
I dont think William Jefferson Clinton has been d/q’d
May have a rough time with the hearings tho.
I bet she’d have picked Obama out of spite. I doubt the big zilch has any interest in public service so much as sternly lecturing fawning mostly-white audiences about the need for fostering racial comity between people of colored and Nazi white supremacist bitter clingers.
Alas, poor Tim! I knew him, Ted.
What I get out of the whole thing is Ted basically put Tim down with a well placed broadhead. Long pig is on the menu.
That is…probably the correct take-home message.
In case it wasn’t clear, THIS is Tim.
So the Dems are declaring they’re “taking off the gloves” to defeat Trump in 2020. Wrong analogy. They’ll be taking the cork off the fork.
Damnit, I miss read when this was being posted, was thinking it was Friday.
Is it a good idea to enter the comments on your own article? I do, but I always feel a bit tacky when I do.
I don’t do good ideas, you’ve seen all my pieces here.
C’mon. These are fun pieces. This places ever takes itself too seriously and I’m leaving.
I see it all the time and I don’t find it tacky at all.
Suppose it’s all in how you do it. My hope is that the article would spark discussion and you could allow others to debate the fine points.
The comments here go quickly off topic, so sometimes to get an idea of what people actually think, you have to interject. And who doesn’t feel honored when the author acknowledges the readers existence? On a separate note, I found out the girl I’ve been crushing on is only 20. Damn that’s way too young for me. Fuck I’m old.
True on both counts.
My niece, who is pretty much my daughter, said this girl was a senior when she was a freshman. We hell, that just makes me feel like a perv.
You didn’t feel like one already?
“We(ll) hell, that just makes me feel like a perv.”
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Yes, if people have legitimate questions.
Reacting to a Youtube video I’m watching, not you clowns: Fuck you! Retrurn of the Jedi has the most simplistic film making of the orig trig? The Luke/Vader duel in that movie is the most compelling fight scene ever, and not because of the story, but because of the film making. Fuck you random youtube video!!!
I find it helps my sanity by not watching random Youtube videos.
Well, it wasn’t random, someone I’d seen some videos from before. As a film maker myself I feel a need to consume information on the subject, but this was an illconcieved idea presented as fact. Everyone has a hot take these days.
I don’t get worked up about all the politics we discuss here, but it’s people spouting stupid hot takes on movies that make me want to just punch people in their stupid fucking faces.
i’m pouring Water Tomorrow, and still have miles to go, but water is cool, and you asked for it…
Don’t go chasing Waterfalls.
RIP
Andre Rison’s house?
Sporty & Left Eye
https://youtu.be/2nEzfa43VF8
Maybe the reason why my relationships always fail is that I fall for crazy chicks like lady Otep.
I hope you are joking. She is very talented but she writes her own lyrics. That means those are the thoughts running through her head.
Never.Stick.It.In.Crazy.
I could regail you with all the crazy’s I haven’t stuck it in, but it would only serve to make feel sad. Mitch, I’m lonely.
Nice ladies
I give you permission to date any of these women.
The problem is, there is no way to tell how old any of those ladies are, (because I like Rob Zombie, but I gotta be honest) That looks and sounds exactly like what he is still doing, so them ladies could be 60 for all I know.
As long as you ignore the Russia part…
The Russian Flu? Did you not read the last chapter?!
For shit sakes. I screwed up the link. He was right!
Those are talking points from a ‘right wing’ liberal at this point, makes neocons look like innocent lambs. We’re fucked.
Just saw the Rubio vs Jones bout. Gotta give round 1 to Alex.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9z1Vbk2bTFo
It’s crazy, the peak of Alex Jones’ head and the balding pattern make it look like he’s wearing yalmike, and given his conspiracy theories, it is HI-larious.
(((My))) hair loss
spellsprayers are working.Really? Rubio isn’t likable but Jones comes across as a self-aggrandizing nut. And he sprinkles in a gay slur at the end just to keep it classy I suppose.
Jones baited Rubio into saying “I’ll take care of it” if Jones touched him again. I put my money on Alex if it came to blows. It would be a pathetic fight by both, needless to say.
No, just expensive Acrylic water, Effects com later, but this is the critical point of the the Diorama, pouring at 8ish,with Coffee and Bongers,
not easy.
Tim Pool pronounces Nike as “Naik”. Anyone else do that?
‘Thanks’ asshole, now I have to watch a documentary on the Battle of Marathon! (I mean, don’t have to, but it will put me to sleep, so I will.)
Greeks?
Boobie Miles in Friday Night Lights
No wonder Burger King’s burgers taste more microwavey than flame broiled these days. F-ing convection broilers.