SEA SMITH RISE AND SHINE.
SEA SMITH TAKE BREAK FROM COMEDY FOR TONIGHT. HE REST FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND. BY REST, MEAN NOT RAPE. BUT HE GIVE LINKS TO FUNNY LAND GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS! HAVE BUDDY NINGEN OVER FOR GRILLED FISH AND BEERS ON LABOR DAY. HE GOOD GUEST. BRING GOOD COLD, ANTARCTIC BEER.
BLOOP! BLOOP, BLOOP.
- RUSSIANZ!!!! SEA SMITH SEE FREE $#!% ARMY MARCH ON MOSCOW! “Many carried the red flags and banners of the principal organizer of the protest, the KPRF Communist Party.”
- SEA SMITH SURE THIS GET JUSTICE! ALSO, EXPECT SEE BLUE WHALES FLYING OVER KANSAS SOON!
- THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT! NOT MESSICAN OWNER FAULT EITHER, HE NOT ON BOAT! NO BLAME LIBERTARIANS.
- HERE SOME CELEBRITY PICTURES. SOME CRAZY. ALL STAGED. SEA SMITH SHAKE FINNED HEAD.
HOPE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS HAVING GOOD WEEKEND!
Didn’t Natalie Wood kinda already do the ‘dead on a yacht’ bit?
What kind of wood doesn’t float?
BOOM!
Now hit my motherfn’ Labor Day Theme Music !
Good choice.
Top notch theme music tonight
Nope, any holiday I run with this. I put up the Whiskey rebellion flag yesterday, I expect questions coming up in the next couple days.
Holiday music
Also holiday music
First link, I appreciated. The second one though…
You clicked on Ted’s links?
Everybody enjoys my taste in music!
Hell, it’s not like it’s an HM link. I’m at home, in a safe browser…
Thank you.
Well done, Neph.
I like the Descendants. But Bill Stevenson is still a huge douchebag.
Christ, tater, if I culled all the douchebags from my favorite musicians I’d have a pretty sparse playlist.
It’s important to never, ever learn anything about your favorite bands IRL.
Here is a list of 10 woods that will sink in water. https://www.wood-database.com/wood-articles/top-ten-heaviest-woods/
Technically she didn’t die on the yacht.
Good point.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Only the true killer would know that.
She the one who got sodomized with a coke bottle and died? I mix up all these tabloid deaths.
You’re thinking Bill Cosby.
…and a smile
Bill Cosby was the one with the Quaalude-laden Jello pudding pops.
You’re thinking of Virginia Rappe, the dead woman in the Fatty Arbuckle case.
My wood doesn’t float. Too dense.
“A popular Instagram model died after being found unconscious and twisted in rope on a billionaire’s yacht in Greece, according to reports.
Australian stunner Sinead McNamara, 20, had been working on the six-story Mayan Queen IV, a yacht owned by Mexican mining magnate Alberto Baillères anchored off the Greek island of Kefalonia, at the time of her death on Friday, The Australian newspaper reported.
The cause of death hasn’t been determined yet. Local media outlets in Greece say McNamara tried to commit suicide aboard the mega ship, citing anonymous sources.”
Because she couldn’t stand living on a luxury yacht?
“Instagram model”? Is this an actual profession now?
The oldest profession.
I used to be a male model. I did all the BEFORE pics for diet pill ads.
Ba-zing!
Yes.
Working as an Instagram model on a luxury yacht sounds terrible, but not something which one doesn’t understand what one is getting into beforehand.
It sounds better than most jobs.
Except that it might be hard to get away if things go sour.
Some of these influencers make hundreds of thousands a year just traveling and showing off stuff.
And getting multi-page spreads in the Daily Mail every fucking day.
Most of them don’t. They get publicized mostly through other social media (eg. Facebook, women’s forums).
Oh, I know. Just “looking forward” to today’s Demi Rose link.
Is this how you wanted those poor women to feel!?”
Do any of you remember a fellow named Raymond Luxury-Yacht?
I believe that’s pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
Stop. Stop it, that is too silly!
This.
I have a hard time envisioning a more useless, self-absorbed person.
Politicians, maybe?
SEA SMITH posted a link chock full of them just below this story.
I call “selfie sticks” by the old their original names. “Dildoes”.
*opera applause*
Shibari gone wrong.
No SEA SMITH comedy!?! That’s it cancel my subscription!!!
So SEA SMITH walks into a bar
..AND RAPE EVERYONE!
And STEVE SMITH ducks, and by ducks, mean…
…RAPE EVERYONE!
CORRECT!
What the hull are you complaining about? You’re just being a deck.
I have a boatload of responses but I’ll refrain.
I would add my point but I think that ship’s already sailed.
*narrows gaze*
Oi, Swiss, I sent you another write up of board games. Let me know if you need me to resend it.
Better resend, I did not see it.
The sweet life: Salma Hayek enjoyed dessert with her husband
mmm….. Salma Hayek.
I would enjoy Salma Hayek for dessert.
The incident sparked a wave of international anger and calls by the United Nations Security Council for a “credible and transparent” investigation.
Not in the US. Last month was Stormy Daniels month.
What are they screaming about now? All I hear is screaming about how awful Trump is, they dont really say why.
Bombing a market full of kids. But let’s get back to what’s important; Louis CK making a comeback.
Sounds like Obama with his drones.
Ahem, I believe that is from the second link Suthen. Don’t let Swiss know you didn’t read the links.
There are people who read the links?
Not in Yemen.
*transmits coordinates to Saudi Airforce*
I only listen to the real shit.
And people think I have bad taste in music.
No way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asQxeXYFYgg
The disco arrangement you’ve always wanted
I have wanted that.
Maybe I should have posted this instead.
Future Funk is always a good idea.
You need to clear your head .
I have that album. But it’s a digital remaster on vinyl so it sounds bad.
Wow. I never heard of that before. It’s like a vaporwave Saint Etienne.
I only came across it this weekend when I was looking up Sylvia’s “Pillow Talk”. The link above samples an Italodisco remake of the Sylvia song.
I dig this. Reminds me of Cut Copy.
Is it just me, or did this Summer fly by? Last week it was March, now it’s September.
It’s just you. This summer
wasis very long. And it ain’t over yet with another fucking heat wave coming.Yup. The next week in SW Ohio may as well been pulled from the ‘early August’ playbook.
I ran into an acquaintance at the Cleveland Oktoberfest today, and we were both entertained by Cuyahoga county’s attempt to kill all of the gingers by doing the Irish festival at the fairgrounds in July. With little shade, and bands playing. He also informed me that the hottest days in Cleveland history were September 1-3, considering it was 90+ today, it’s plausible.
That’s kinda warm by the lake.
Supposed to be this warm for the next week or so, I’m annoyed that I had to turn on the AC this late in the year.
Glowball warming claims the summers should be longer.
Not just you. I feel as if I got nothing on my list done.
#metoo
Nope. Flew by.
My gf is a teacher and she aint happy.
She gets overpaid and gets three months off, why should she complain?
Or is she a non-government teacher?
Private school. No union.
Welcome to old age. It beats the alternative.
Don’t listen to the Ice People. The summer flew by. It pisses me off that just as I was starting to feel good, I saw a fucking yellow leaf.
Ice people
Write a poem about it.
+1 TS Elliot
露の世は露の世ながらさりながら
And yet, I’d click on a link of yours called “Dew”.
ナンタケットの老人がいた
若い女性を殺した？
上を向いて歩こう
^Easiest karaoke song in the world.
a) There’s a translation for “Nantucket”?
b) what’s up with the smarmy fucking emoji peeking out like I’m not supposed to notice?
a) commit seppuku for not reading my articles
b) what emoji?
It’s the katakana letter tsu ツ, albeit in small form as sokuon indicating that the next consonant sound is doubled. There’s also shi シ, which looks almost identical, especially handwritten.
Japanese has an entire phonetic alphabet used primarily for foreign loan words which do not translate well – like place names.
I think katakana is used for other words such as proper nouns. Then again, I’m as Japanese as Shlomo Rabinowitz and Seamus McRiley.
Transliteration, not translation. After all, we have words for Владивосток or Нижний Новгород.
SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU LIMEY BASTARD
Fucking ice people, showing up at the cookout with food with no spices or nothing.
Fucking ice people.
better than Fargin iceholes.
“And so I learned my first lesson about the Scandis. I also learned a lot about The Man, freebasing cocaine, and having anal sex with prostitutes.”
Fall is in it’s full glory after weeks of heat and smoke.
This whole year has just flown by for me. Just yesterday I could’ve sworn there was a huge pile of snow by my house.
Still hot. Too hot. Global warming hot. Bring on the ice age.
Don’t you remember? Autumn began on August 1st.
We were driving home from the store today and I remarked to Mrs. Hobbit that currently the temp was 77 and a month or so ago it was 97. In the 40’s at night. And I saw snow on the Truchas Peaks.
… Hobbit
Around here in the summer you see lots of tuchas peaks.
TIMELY!!
“Lover of Peace”. Sure, and I’m a “Lover of Modest Women”.
Taken from this gem
“The U.N.-backed government based in Tripoli declared a state of emergency in the capital “given the seriousness of the current situation.”
Although the government is formally in charge, it does not control the capital where armed groups are allied to it but operate with autonomy, often motivated by money and power.”
Why does that seem soooo familiar?
Tripoli is run by a bunch of warlords? Where are my smelling salts??!??
The Libertarian Moment is at hand?
If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of Smart Power..
Lionpower
The obverse is Blues Power .
Lion power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
Kid Power
https://youtu.be/oCWDtZW-mTY
*applause*
Obama’s legacy continues to be written.
at least the UN soldiers are gettin’ laid, amirite ?
Italy says “Thanks!”
I was reading today about how Italy has had it with France’s pontificating about African immigrants. Italy basically told France it is closing its ports to rescue ships. The entire article talked about their dispute and Libya’s role in the smuggling. But there wasn’t a single word about Libya descending into chaos, at least in part, because Obama decided to bomb Qaddafi. I am beyond irritated at the omission.
How did things get like that? It’s a mystery.
I’m drunk…the fuck wrong with the rest of y’all
#MeToo
Being drunk is great, fucker.
TMI Report: I spent too many days sipping vodka. I feel like hammered shit. I can barely eat anything, have shaky hands and the drizzling shits which creates secondary consequences. Shall I go on?
I think the drizzling shits sounds like what we would call a pair of twins who became Instagram models.
Eat. Take vitamin C, B-complex and NAC.
It’s not possible to spend too many days sipping vodka.
/currently drinking Electric Lemonade.
Is that with LSD?
Vodka, lemonade, blue curação, and sour mix.
Fancy.
There was an old /, post that was talking about drinking. One of the posters declared that he had found a solution, one cup of coffee to pair with every pint of Guinness. The next response was: “We shall call you splatterbum.”
My fix is just take an Advil before bed. But I always forget.
I’ve had one hangover in my life. And that was in my mid 20’s. I just make sure to keep hydrated, and trust in my heritage to keep me moving the next day.
Splatterbum. Perfect.
Yeah, when I feel like this coffee acts like a superball — I throw it down and it comes right back up.
Well, it’s been 36 hours since my 5 day bender. I am in recovery stage. That means I should have some hair of the dog, right?
Nah, better stick with ambien and sleep.
About a week ago I went on the wagon just to prove I can. I went a week and change without a drink. I was a little surprised how easy the first few days were. I had no problem continuing either – it just limited my drinking choices at dinner since I don’t drink soda drinks and we don’t keep any soda drinks in the house. Last night, for about the same lack of concrete reasons as I began this abstinence, I had a couple shots of Irish Whiskey before bed.
Water. I buy it in the gallon bottles.
Yup. Water is usually all I need. We have a cooler/dispenser – mostly for my boys. The big 2.5 gallon jug with spigot for kitchen purposes. Two Brita pitchers. 500 ml bottles in the fridge for when we are heading out somewhere. It’s about the only thing I drink.
Iced and hot tea, I’ll drink the cold stuff a quart at a time. The hot stuff is a bit less chuggable
the fuck wrong with the rest of y’all
Jeebus! where to begin, Total lack of self-confidence, due to the absence of a strong paternal role model, leading to crippling social paralysis. which only reinforced the self-esteem issues thus creating feelings of extreme jealousy and animus towards ‘normal’ people and more or less resulted in the asshole you see before you now. other than that I’m peachy.
Sounds like me.
Cool, sounds like we need to do a meet up in Tampa and you need to be there. I prefer the company of awkward antisocial assholes
I bid on a gig in Ocala. You cant count me in if I win it.
Also I’m about to pass out so I’ll catch your mammal ass late in the morning links
*looks in personal journal*
*looks back to chat*
Stay out of my drawers.
Re Model’s death. Stunner? There must be better pics out there.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03r2q27
lol.
How autistic of you.
Yeh, it’s good to see them back. Sampdoria, Parma, Brescia, and Lazio in the 1990s were a blast to watch. Amazing soccer.
I plan to watch Sampdoria v Napoli – my top 2 teams – tomorrow sometime if it’s still on ESPN+ – no spoilers.
Oh man. I was just about to link to one of the goals. You’ll know which one.
And it’s worth watching. Ancelotti….not sure what’s going on there.
Ronaldo is realizing he isn’t in Kansas anymore.
The art of defense is alive and well in Serie A. I almost hope he single handily brings back man to man coverage instead of this zone stuff. I miss the days of Baresi, Maldini, Nesta etc. taking on the world’s best one on one.
Teams have been double teaming Ronaldo.
In a nut shell it goes something like this: We love you Ronaldo but did you think we worship glamor here and would let you walk in to the goal?
I fucking hate Ronaldo and if I already didn’t refuse to watch Juventus, well, I would refuse to watch them again.
Agree that zone defense is stupid.
Ted should be happy around here they’re showing some Bundesliga games this year. I caught parts of Bayern-Stuttgart.
I DVR’ed a bunch of Bundesliga – with the US Open on I don’t have time to watch soccer.
Though why I bothered to DVR that particular match is a mystery. I find Bundesliga kind of broken when there is only one top team.
Autistic?
Alcohol actually
lol.
Meaning I comment about a chick you send me to Parma.
Complete off tangent. In a good way of course!
Ah, now I get it. As I said- alcohol.
BTW: did we have an exchange about Dennis Miller a few years back? He has a new podcast: the Dennis Miller option
We may have. He’s back? Good.
Although he went al little too World Net Daily for my taste towards the end before he signed off.
This one seems less political
He died years ago. And then he was buried.
/narrows gaze.
Question – since I have lived outside the US for the past quarter century and get my view of the US through the internet and trips to US bases here I wonder how well known Colion Noir is both across the board in the US as well as within communities which he would touch on.
I really enjoy his YouTube stuff for a number of reasons. One huge facet of my interest is how he presents an image that I assume confounds the average liberal. Not only is he an African-American gun nut but he is eloquent in his defense of firearms ownership and personal defense. Not just a “Black man with a gun” – he’s an educated attorney who admits that he originally thought the same way as most liberals do about guns.
How does the glibertariat view this gentleman? Are there aspects I may be missing?
You just need more funk .
Everybody needs more funk.
This gentleman sounds like a youtuber I should definitely check out.
Everybody needs to watch this guy. I read his stance as – in your face (to the anti-gun liberals) telling them “So you say I have to be aware of how dangerous it is to be a black male (which I already know better than you can understand yourself) but on the other hand you are telling me I have to give up my ability to defend myself?” To me his message sounds irrefutable – particularly from a left-wing, prog’s perspective.
I’m sure they just want to hand wave him away as some mutant Youtuber and hope he gets as few views as possible.
Shame he didnt meet the police dog in Columbus, Ohio that his cop-owner filled with lead.
Talk about privilege.
I’ll give him a few views when I finish work today. Thanks for the recommend!
Colion Noir is cool, but you have to admit that he’s a poor man’s Maj Toure.
I have bookmarked Maj Toure and will check him out in depth next time I get a chance.
He is an African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.
Its like 2020 needs a fresh-face….an…..organizer….
Great, now you’ve monkeyed up the narrative.
I love the guy and have invited him here several times. He probably checked us out and ran away screaming
Yeah, I can get that he needs to stay within bounds which are palletable to a wider audience.
Well, thanks for the effort.
Does anyone know of a good, old fashioned sports talk show on Sirius without a hint of politics?
Nothing annoys me more than having to listen to some guy or gal lucky enough to have a platform blabber on about subjects they shouldn’t be talking about.
I just want hard core sports. I can’t stand whenever I hear sports hosts in defending why they venture off into music, film, politics etc. because it’s very hard to talk only about sports for three hours.
I don’t think it’s hard at all. There’s plenty of sports content in my view. They just don’t want to.
Anyway, if you have that sort of guy send them over to me.
I don’t mind Jim Rome, Dan Patrick, Chris Russo but they’re just a couple of guys. Posnanski is good on the writing side and don’t believe he’s on the radio. I mean someone not so known but is very good. Le Batard has the best show but his ‘it’s not true ESPN is political’ and his easy swallowing of woke narratives can grate from time to time.
If they exist that is.
No idea. I watch sports but I have no interest in sports talk.
I like informative stuff. I especially like a good interview with interesting writers who cover certain eras or athletes in sports.
I don’t need to hear arguments about line changes and who should have been substituted. That’s good up to a point but can get old fast.
Not Sirius, but the Athletic is excellent. Great coverage and little if no wokeness.
I’ve been hearing that. Just leery about paying for it.
Just fucking do it. If you hate it, beers are on me.
lol. Ok. Deal.
Hey Spud, just because I’m an asshole, I thought I’d tell you we’re drinking a 15 year old bottle of Wiley Coyote.
Meep meep.
Well, we all know anything that’s 15 years old is a decade past it’s ‘sell by’ date for you.
Seriously, I thought he was all about the 3 year olds mixed with coke.
I’m drinking bourbon you can’t afford.
*narrows gaze at both of you*
Have fun all, it’s a nice warm night here, and since it’s a long weekend, I’m heading out to drink gin and tonics by a fire on the patio.
I hope it’s not Nashville hot. /wink.
Its warm up there and you’re having a…..fire?
Someone anxious for autumn by the lake?
I’ve been downhearted, baby
I’ve been down, I’ve been downhearted baby
Me too. But how blue can can you get?
I just saw a blurb for a film on the movie channels I have: “91: A film about guns in America. Almost anyone who wants a firearm can buy one in the United States. America’s 325 million inhabitants possess about 347 million firearms, which is one of the greatest risks to health and life. Background checks for weapons buyers would save lives.”
Oof. Can you imagine sitting through that?
325M people have 347M firearms.
Seems okey-dokey to me.
In all fairness….thats the ones they know about.
And it’s completely discounting the fact that tens of millions are denied the right to defend themselves.
Yeah… bullshit.
I read it can be as many as 700 million.
“A rifle behind every blade of grass”
/Some Nip Admiral
I can imagine being in a drunk stupor and watching it half-consciously.
The only distorting issue about that 325m/347m ratio is knowing that I am not the only one of the 325m whe possesses what would be referred to as an arsenal by any viewpoint. There’s lots of you guys who need to start catching up.
I want a piece, but I live in glorious Nippon. Ironic that I finally have a job that gives me enough capital to buy a gun, but the process and laws for it stop me.
What the hell? Japan Glib #4? This is starting to outnumber the glibs from Murica’s hat.
おれも。
My equipment is all back in the US.
It is super dooper important to point out that there are common sense gun control legislation that even though they wouldn’t have prevented any of the recent tragedies, need to be implemented immediately so we can prevent future tragedies like the ones we just had from happening again.
So please watch the film and learn (please ignore the factual and logical errors in the film — that will detract from your learning).
There are probably double that many guns. Move here and join the revolution!
I completed my first week of teaching. I was stressed out in the beginning but by the end of the week I was comfortable in front of the class and began to think that I’m rather good at teaching. I never liked being around large crowds, so I was suprised how quickly it began to feel normal to talk in front of 40 students and keep their attention for an hour.
So you imagined them in their underwear?
Very nice and don’t worry. As an educator myself, I felt the exact same way. Hope it keeps going well for you!
That’s great. I will say the fear does seem to make you better, though. Beware the time when you don’t go out there without at least a few butterflies!
Yep: I still get nervous the first day of every semester
Raven, I can’t begin to guess how many times I’ve presented to a group. There is nothing more comforting to me than the desire to barf right before I go on. It means I’m gonna kill it!
Try giving a 5 paragraph field order to a group of soldiers…
*1000 yard stare*
Eh, everyone’s too busy scribbling into their notebooks… SMITTY. WHY ARE YOU NOT WRITING? THE LT IS NOT TALKING FOR HIS OWN BENEFIT. WHERE IS YOUR NOTEBOOK? WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A PEN? Sorry sir, please continue.
Geez…am I the only extrovert in this damn place?!?
?
Your playlist is in my “Heavy Rotation”. I hope those fuckers are paying you.
Thanks man. Adding some new stuff tomorrow.
How’s the new gig?
Fat paychecks are sexy.
It’s going well. I am learning alot about asset based lending and factoring. It’s a great company, and everyone is really cool.
My schedule has been kind of fucky. I’m trying to get back into a groove. This weekend has been good to reset my sleep/shit/run schedule. Hell, I’ve even neen able to hang on Glibs.com.
How you doing?
Fat paychecks are sexy.
Fucking right.
I’m glad you can jump in here again. It’s funny how this has become my place to chill. Can you even imagine a club with all these freaks? Heaven.
I’m good. Getting used to not having Spawn 1 around. Poor Spawn 2 is probably getting sick of me!
Give as much love to Spawn 2l as possible. Will pay dividends.
Easy peasy. She’s the coolest.
She came downstairs a little while ago and asked who I was listening to. I told her Social Distortion so she went up to search Spotify. Cool kid.
?
A preview of her wedding.
I hope I can count on you for lead guitar.
This shitlord must be silenced.
Actually, that makes sense.
It does but some people just don’t see it.
They can’t see it because if they did their heads would explode.
I think it was a Stevie Wonder is blind joke, bro.
Well said, Pastor WIlliams.
An 8 hour funeral!?! Why on earth would a funeral be about anything other than the deceased?
Sports and now funerals. RIP non politicization.
Maybe I’m high, but…
Fuck. https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/01/john-mccain-funeral-obamas-eulogy-denounces-insult-and-bombast-in-politics
“The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again because America was always great.”
I’m sure the leftists relished hearing that.
Cuomo Jr. said last week that “America was never great”. Whatever fits the narrative at hand, I guess.
So prohibition and slavery were great? If you’re saying America was ALWAYS great, you might be implying that.
I wanna watch both the “America WAS ALWAYS great” and the “America WAS NEVER great” teams just go all out.
But only AFTER they bring back dueling. Most people have no concept for how much a constraint dueling placed on public discourse.
You’d figure some people would have class or at least get tired pushing it everywhere.
#Resistresist
How about a little Mike Ness?
Love this song.
I’ve heard of his brother Harry P.
Sunday night T&A.
http://archive.is/m5A8n
17’s face could have third degree burns and I’d still go with her.
2, 9, and 26. 9 especially though, those eyes and and her expression lord have mercy.
Nice squishy line-up btw, lots of comfort there.
yow.
2, 4, 26, 32, 42
OK.
So a few weeks ago I said I was considering doing the SBR NFA thing. Now I’m reconsidering and thinking about doing an AR pistol with a brace like this:
https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-10-5-5-56-nato-1-7-phosphate-classic-shockwave-pistol-kit-black-5165449130.html
Anyone done this?
Don’t have one. Do you want it for home defense or something else?
I’ve gone with an AR handgun – buffer tube is enough. 5.56 or 6.8 don’t have enough recoil to need solid contact with the shoulder.