STEVE SMITH GLAD LONG WEEKEND HERE. HAD LARGE GROUP TOURISTS STOP BY WOODS. STEVE SMITH HAD TO GREET THEM. BY GREET, MEAN RAPE. BUT NOW MADE MONTHLY QUOTA AND CAN RELAX! BUT THAT NO MEAN STEVE SMITH FORGET ABOUT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. LINKS STILL NEED MAKING! HERE ARE:
- THIS CONFUSE STEVE SMITH. HIM THOUGHT PISSING IN PARIS STREET WAS FRENCHIE TRADITION? STEVE SMITH LUCKY HIM LIVE IN WOODS. ALL WORLD IS TOILET!
- THIS SEEM LIKE CHANGE IN WAY THINGS GO. STEVE SMITH THOUGHT WAY TO GET RID OF WAS DIOXIN IN SOUP, OR JAB WITH RADIOACTIVITY STUFF?
- IF THIS CAUSE “HORROR“, STEVE SMITH SUGGEST FAMILY STAY OUT OF HIM WOODS…
- YOU HELP STEVE SMITH? HIM NO UNDERSTAND BALLOON THING. FIRST, HAT AND HAIR HOST. NOW MAYOR. WHY THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE GET ENJOY TIME OFF.
FREE CASCADIA!
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190 responses to “STEVE SMITH LONG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS”
More politicians in bikinis, this is not a good development.
Anything mocking a politician is a good development.
*sends Chafed pics of Madeline Albright in a g-string*
Barf
Re #3: I have a vivid memory from when I was about four, my Dad and I watched a hognose snake swallow a frog. The frog was kicking and squealing all the way down, and after it was ingested it was still wiggling and squeaking.
I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen, and it must have made an impression because I can remember it now well over fifty years later.
Some people today are just soft as a marshmallow salad.
Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4XAnhpCAM
Wife and I had a similar experience. She is soft. The screaming frog got to her and she insisted I make it stop. The leopard frog was being swallowed by a water moccasin. I said ok and nonchalantly whacked the snake about 4 inches back from the head with my machete. The frog escaped but the wife was not pleased.
Her – “Oh God, now I think I am going to throw up.”
Me – “What? You said make it stop. It stopped. The frog got away.”
I just figured out who Suthenboy is. He’s Jack Colton.
https://youtu.be/_rKHc5rCno8
Do you not normally kill venomous snakes when you are that close to them?
Sometimes, but mostly not. They are easy to avoid. Why kill something if you dont have to?
I kill them in my yard at home. I have small grandchildren that play in this yard. I cant have dangerous snakes here, but on the timberland? They are just doing what they do and not bothering me.
I will give advice I have given before: Never put your foot down without looking first.
Rattlesnake is right good eating. Haven’t tried it but I imagine water moccasins would be as well.
I have tried both. Rattlers are good. Moccasins, not so much. They taste brassy as hell. It’s like sucking on a penny.
Oh. Tastes like wet ass.
I haven’t had this happen, but I am pretty sure this is how my gf would react if there was, say, a possum in the yard and she said “get rid of it” and I shot it.
That video was unwatchable with the volume up.
Reminded me of the golden orb spider eating a snake video.
“Fear of drug trafficking and prostitution has driven down the number of public toilets in Paris in recent years to about 400.”
What?
Also, someone please turn off the side bar.
Any excuse will do for higher taxes and fewer services.
“NYC should stop coddling young white bros on bikes
“More protected bike lanes!” was summer’s war cry for take-no-prisoners cycling advocates. But the roughly 98 percent of New Yorkers who get to and from work by other means than bicycles need protection from the young, testosterone-fueled white males who comprise the vast majority of two-wheel desperadoes.
The predominance of male riders on streets is surely even greater than those citywide figures suggest. That’s because many women who ride bikes do so not in bike lanes, but in parks and in dedicated, car-free spaces such as the Hudson River Greenway — a fact clear to anyone with eyes.
The way alpha-bros zoom through red lights is at odds with the cycle lobby’s claims to upholding humane values. Bikers long ago replaced muggers as the No. 1 fear of those on foot.
Assurances that biking reduces noise, congestion and pollution mean zilch when a helmeted macho man bears down on you at 30 mph. On Second Avenue at 74th Street the other day, I scrambled like Cam Newton when a guy zipped by within a foot of me, ran the red light, nearly hit a woman in the crosswalk and yelled “Move it over!” to remind us who was boss.
Cycling isn’t just a guy thing — it’s a white guy thing. Despite lack of data, anyone can see that in a city that’s 55 percent nonwhite, black, Latin and Asian faces on wheels are relatively scarce. (The exception is hard-working food delivery people, for whom access to bike lanes makes their backbreaking jobs somewhat less risky while ensuring that more affluent citizens won’t have to wait too long to get their General Tso’s chicken.)”
https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/nyc-should-stop-coddling-young-white-bros-on-bikes/
As usual, the complaint is not that the bike lanes are underutilized for their relative cost. It’s that the users do not meet the prerequisite diversity standards.
Yeah, the Post’s usual anti-bikelane tactic is to go “populist” in favor of the minority of New Yorkers who own a car. This one has some of that but does take it in an unexpected direction for that newspaper.
I don’t think those white/minority figures are accurate for the entirety of Manhattan below 95th Street, which includes the corner of 2nd and 74th where the described incident occurred. That easily has to be >90% white and affluent.
Interestingly enough, the bane of his column are likely poor bike messenger types, who don’t even live in Manhattan, and really haven’t experienced much white privilege at this point in their lives.
The media really aren’t going to be happy until they’ve made it a crime to be a white male. Certainly that everything they do should be despised.
As an example of NYC biking, I always liked this .
Uh oh, if they start letting people believe their own lying eyes this might become a problem.
The toughest biker I have ever known was a gal who used to work in the same office building as me.
Didn’t matter what the weather was, she rode her bike. Had some good studded tires for winter. There were days when many of us would beg her to let us drive her home because it was -25F. She’d laugh and say she’d be fine and she would be.
-25°F? Wow.
Wife has been binge watching Harry Potter movies all day. Someone please shoot me.
You’re the one with all the guns.
Machete another snake in front of her.
Euphamism? Is it a spitting cobra?
Could’ve been worse; mine watched the McCain funeral. In passing by the tv, I heard more words that no longer mean what they used to (“strong moral compass,” “honor,” “love of his country,” barf) than I can remember since Ted Kennedy died. Can anyone name one pro-liberty bill that McCain ever persuaded even one of his cross-aisle buddies to support?
Same with the gf! But a couple nights ago. So much newspeak and retarded moral preening. And she is a card-carrying Democrat from a family of car-carrying Democrats that fully bought in to the “McCain is Hitler” mantra in 2008 that remain fully propagandized today in thinking that he was a “maverick bipartisan statesman” now. She’s a nice gal, but the indoctrination is strong with her.
“It’s absurd, no one needs to urinate in the street.”
The Paris urination box is the most male invention. Only men would think it’s a lot of work to walk inside to pee.
I guess the people saying these things have never seen college aged girls squat in bushes on a night out on the town because they can”t find a bathroom.
My surveillance system at the office has captured multiple instances of grown women squatting in my parking lot.
The strange bit is when I find used condoms with candy wrappers in the corner of the lot.
OMWC?
Does he have a preference for M&M’s?
Only if he works at a day care.
A few years back I had issues with a nearby bar and it’s patrons using the empty lot next to me, leaving trash, fighting, yelling and screaming at 2-3am, and yes young ‘ladies’ squatting behind the hedgerow and pissing on my driveway. Classy.
You needed a motion sensitive lawn sprinkler system.
That’s why I moved out of Hermosa Beach. That shit, every weekend.
Sorry bro. I got wasted and peed all over Hermosa from 1993 till about 2008.
Now I get wasted and piss all over Long Beach.
Shit don’t change! !!
Please tell me you filmed this.
Or, better yet, livestreamed it.
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now,
It’s just a spring clean for the May queen.
I didn’t know you were a Brit.
Sometimes I like to treat myself.
Use condoms + candy wrappers = hookers were nearby giving blowjobs.
The explosion in Donetsk killed Alexander Zakharchenko, 42, who referred to himself prime minister of the so-called Donetsk People’s Republic, a largely unrecognized breakaway state supported by Russia. Also identified as the DPR, the republic is designated as a terror group by Ukraine.
Wasn’t Dr. Groovus in Donetsk for a while and left for other parts of Ukraine after the shit-show? Hopefully he’s doing OK.
So do I. He hasn’t been here in a very long time.
Re: Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest. Its not bad, but I am betting I will find a better one in the coming weeks…
I’m trying to convince the girlfriend that we should head over to the Cleveland Oktoberfest tomorrow. With Paulaner and Hacker-Pschorr as sponsors, there should be a decent beer selection.
We don’t talk about the Jagermeister sponsorship.
Both Paulaner and Hacker-Pschorr are excellent.
I drank many liters of Paulaner Oktoberfestbier at the Armbrustschützenzelt when I was at Oktoberfest two years ago.
Cleveland Oktoberfest looks good, better than anything that takes place up here in New England for Oktoberfest.
A cousin of mine says the Reading, PA Liederkranz Oktoberfest is a good one to go too. Unfortunately it will wrap up while I’m away. Maybe next year.
There are advantages to living in a city and state that has a large number of German and Eastern European immigrants. Lots of good beer and delicious food that’s terrible for you. One of the newer breweries is specializing in German beers, besides the Hofbrauhaus (overpriced for what you get).
It’s something I miss about Pennsylvania.
That brewery looks good.
It’s really solid, Tying into the earlier post, they won a medal for their schwarzbier. Have you been to Stoudt’s brewing before? They have some solid German style beers as well.
I’ve had their beer. It’s pretty good. I have not been to their restaurant.
Telling you guys, I’ve mentioned it here before, but Frankenmuth brewery in MI is one of the best I’ve been to. The entire town is like a Bavarian village and they make some truly genuine German style beers. Their Heffy is the best I’ve ever had. I need to take the wife there soon, she’ll love it, it also has the world’s largest Christmas store open year round, and a complete city of shops beneath the town. At least I think that is what happened, I was drunk the entire week I was there.
“No brewery but I live like two blocks from “Brooklyn’s only authentic German restaurant” and have never been ?
Reply”
We have the taphouse which is walking distance. It’s a fav of everyone who visits us from foreign lands. It’s not where you go for the best food, but their dollar oysters, the roasted oysters and the large selection of Balmer and DC craft beers and other select beers from around the country makes it a must visit at least once a month.
Shit, that reply was to Rhywun, not myself.
Frankenmuth reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Caddyshack, when Rodney calls the golfer doc “Dr. Frankenputz”.
No brewery but I live like two blocks from “Brooklyn’s only authentic German restaurant” and have never been 🙁
You should go before it’s too late.
TW: Washington Post
That’s sad but this place seems to be doing good business still & has good reviews. And not just with the oldsters.
Good to know, thanks, I’ll see if I can find it.
Their Oktoberfest is good but I’m very partial to the Celebration Ale.
Between this and the black lager discussion ya’ll are trying to make me an alcoholic.
Today started out cloudy and gray. It cleared up nicely and we took my new car out for a drive.
Obligatory pic https://smile.amazon.com/photos/share/D3wbD6F8FdyxNWsZXMMVhSglDAMHXeXhY2ETZ7ttqmb
Nice!
I hope that VW meets emissions standards
That doesn’t look like a ‘Mericun car, don’t you even #MAGA bro?
I tried to buy a Ford (Focus ST)…this car was way nicer.
I like those, but opted not to buy one. I drove one as a rental when my ’03 mazda was out of commission (spun bearing led to new motor that overheated led to buying a new car), but I found the suspension lacking. It got squirrelly on a ramp that has a curve and bump that I use a judge. The rear end got loose and wiggled when going through it. But still, neat car.
I had a first year TT (fwd). Holy shit. That car scared me a couple times. Back end almost lifted off the ground. Audi finally released the wing recall. I ended up turning that car back in before having to lemon law it.
Interesting, I didn’t know that the TT was ever made in fwd. But, I’d imagine it would handle like you say. Small coupe, no weight over the rear. I’ve only ever had fwd cars, myself, mostly sedans, including my current 2015 Civic SI. Always handled well, even from the factory (My Mazda had modified, but streetable suspension). And all have been Japanese cars . Can’t go wrong there, particularly with Honda (exception for the Mazda with a crappy Ford duratec motor).
Denim blue with blue leather. It got me some ass. ?
Get laid!
You mean the Mazda with the crappy Mazda L engine of which Ford licensed for Duratec.
That was a v6?
Sweet. ???
Ian McCollum of Forgotten Weapons is writing a book on French rifles. He posted a video showing some Berthiers he wants to document in the book.
I’m having problems with my firewall at work.
Does anyone have the score to the Cal game?
24-3, Cal.
They’re winning you say? Interesting
Sigh. I have an in-joke to explain to you…
No you don’t.
He’s the only one who cares.
“Care” is his middle name.
Now it’s time for you to make him cry.
Route 13 off the freeway toward the Cal campus was way backed up at midday today. Looks like your Bears are getting some attendance for a change.
That’s fake news. No one here works.
Thank God the McCain eugooglies are over.
Apparently, the country needs consoling after John-Boy’s inevitable and completely unsurprising death. Consoling during a funeral/media extravaganza that McCain planned himself. An event designed to maximize his own importance and stick a thumb in the eye of his political rivals. An event designed to further the myth of the civil McCain, the myth of the upright McCain, the myth of the incorruptible McCain…
I’m sick of it.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/01/opinions/bush-obama-consolers-in-chief-zelizer/index.html
If anyone mentions my enemies at my funeral, it means that I failed at life.
So, no catering from Chipotle?
That’ll be the decoy funeral for my enemies.
Oh fucking puke.
The first president I remember being aware of as a child is Bubba. Is that any better?
Ten short years ago they hate-hate-hated Bush 43.
And the Hitler that must not be named wasn’t even fucking invited so how do they know what kind of “decorum” he wouldn’t have brought to the event?
I mean, he might have taken a selfie.
The daughter of one of my wife’s co-workers is the leader of the senior class at the Naval Academy and was in chrage of planning and running the whole funeral service for McCain. I don’t think much of him, but that was still quite an honor.
People say that Trump is bad at real estate, and yet he lives in his enemies’ heads rent free. They can’t even get through a funeral without mentioning him, and he’s not even present.
LOL
I saw that the Aretha Franklin funeral got turned into an anti-Trump rally. Leftists have no class.
More rent-free living. It’s amazing how much power they let him have.
It would have been awesome if Trump had said that he couldn’t make the McCain funeral because he was going to Detroit to honor a real american treasure.
But then I saw who showed up at Franklin’s funeral. Not sure that would be good optics. On the other hand I doubt even proggies would disagree that he wasn’t the best of a bad lot there.
Dunno, man. I’m sure we’ll still have to suffer through a few rounds of naming shit after him.
… Although I’m sure the renaming season won’t be as bad as the one after Obama dies. But it will still be funny when every “Barack H. Obama Memorial Boulevard” is a ghetto war zone littered with bullet casings and syringes.
Well, at least we have the consolation that in a hundred years,college students will be pulling down the McCain and Obama statues as insufficiently woke.
In 100 years, America will be a vast post-apocalyptic wasteland where children huddle in city ruins during the day to avoid the roaming pedophile cannibal rape gangs.
On Kavanaugh’s Confirmation | Debunking the Greatest Lie Against Him
In short, he thinks that impeachment is the legal way to hold a president accountable and that the president can still be held criminally liable after impeachment and removal from office. That constitution following (in this case…) bastard.
But that prevents the utilization of the justice department for political ends and makes Congress do its damn job and absorb the political consequences.
HIM THOUGHT PISSING IN PARIS STREET WAS FRENCHIE TRADITION?
Isn’t there an extravagant sewer network below he streets of Paris? The whole thing is one big
shitholetoilet.I do have to admit that I always enjoyed using the outdoor pissoirs in Paris, where you’d pee against corrugated metal while looking over the top rail, yet never felt you didn’t have enough privacy. Wish they were more common worldwide rather than going away.
Libertarianism.org podcast, “Was the Buddha Libertarian?”
https://www.libertarianism.org/podcasts/free-thoughts/was-buddha-libertarian-matthew-j-moore
No.
He was a market anarchist.
Then why did he move to China?
For the chicks.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/hot%20indian%20women
Considering how buxom South Asian gals tend to be, they are sorely underrepresented in Q-ville.
Thank you!
Funny. I know a guy who is libertarian, A Buddhist and also Brazilian. It’s weird and I still cannot figure that out. Anyway, I respect everyone’s beliefs if they are not bothering me and the guy is probably the most intelligent human I personally know. I understand it and it’s not like I’ve never went searching for the meaning of life. I have many times. I’ve never really found it in religion even though I am open to believing that there is a ‘creator’ or maybe there is many, and maybe there is none. But for me, if there is a creator, that has to be tied to technology not magic. There’s no magic, only technology that a being not technologically advanced enough could not comprehend.
I’m not Brazilian.
Well, if you wanted to be, Mulatto was a good start.
True that.
Haven”t seen Q around so I’ll see what I can do.
https://mobile.twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1034460733679910914
You just made the list buddy
Way to ruin “King of the Hill”.
What is wrong with you?
???
That was well played.
That was uncalled for. I couldn’t stop staring at it. Like a bad car accident.
Mikey…you pull that shit one more time and I will skip orbital bombardment and go straight to assault shuttle raid on your domicile
Pallet cleanser
https://out.reddit.com/t3_9c5tag?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9oaVkev.jpg&token=AQAAwDGLW7sF3Q4KoPZmPEZpvW1tLImy6a19LmAP3Ou3V8WIvgAL&app_name=reddit.com
Why do you need to clean your pallet?
He was just trying to make you feel important.
Very compassionate for a reptile with designs on enslaving the planet.
No, but for once I get give Q some shit. He’s normally all over these situations…and it looks like he just showed….HA!!!!
Let me guess…. one of those is your wife.
His wife is a pallet?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b9/cd/eb/b9cdeb983bcd714d05c30f0dea38481a.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/d2/79/c2d27946bb834452e64a5651967b042a.jpg
Wow
Seconded.
Damnit!!!!!! Those were both way better. Good job mammal
I knew you’d come through with style.
You seem very easy to control.
Fine. From left to Right, Kill-Marry-Fuck-Kill-Kill
Are you for real?
Kill-Marry-kill-fuck-kill
You guys live such sheltered lives.
Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck
I’m already married.
You forgot “kill self” at the end
ROTFLMAO
Thanks, I needed that.
Family watches in horror as live moth forces its way out of frog’s mouth
The moth is as big as the frog. Frickin’ gay decision on the part of the frog.
Gay?
Yeah, I’m confused too. Wouldn’t it be more gay to swallow than to spit?
HIM NO UNDERSTAND BALLOON THING.
I didn’t take you as a user of condoms.
Condoms are for sailors and hookers…..
Since Mikey’s stealin my style.
http://archive.is/if7nN
42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
https://www.instagram.com/tfmgirls/?hl=en
#7. Least skin, but really cute. Also, I believe that 29 is Count Potato’s so no looking.
Bet she looks bad with the makeup off.
Bet she still looks better than the girls in the picture mikey gave us.
36 has a nice warm smile, I bet she is nice.
Spruce Creek Lager was pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWqVJZMh6-w
The most baffling thing about that movie isn’t how a big budget film is that bad, but how many people defend that abomination. Why are people defending Disney?
I was just complaining that Harry Potter is the same ol’ story of a quest with devils, prophets and saviors that every culture has been telling since the beginning of time. They barely bothered to put a new shirt on it. Star Wars, same thing. Old, tired stuff.
Lucas specifically wrote SW to fit within Campbell’s monomyth framework. And you know what? There’s a reason we keep telling the same story over and over – it works.
Maybe I’ll read this later.
https://www.tckpublishing.com/what-is-the-heros-journey/
There’s a reason we keep telling the same story over and over – it works.
This. Lucas made it work to great effect . . . IN SPACE.
And then he killed it with the prequels. And then it was nuked from orbit by Disney.
That said, Rogue One is awesome. ///changemymind
I’m with you. I really enjoyed Rogue One, but would have like to have seen a standalone film focusing on the Guardians of the Whills.
I have heard it too many times to find it interesting. Look, here’s Jesus wearing a wizard hat! Look, here’s Jesus wearing a space suit! Look, here’s Jesus in drag!
zzzzZZZZzzzz
Supposedly that is yet another of Lucas’ fibs…
https://kitbashed.com/blog/fairytales-and-the-heros-journey
Oh my God. It’s almost been 1 year since it came out. What more is there to say about this goddamn film? WHO. THE. HELL. CARES?!?
meh. Nine months to barf out the same nitpicky shit that every other clickbait youtuber has barfed out repetitively already. So sick of it.
jfc LET IT GO already. It’s the movie version of Trump and these idiots just let it consume them.
What does Trump got to do with it?
The movie lives in the hater’s heads, the same way. Their opposition to it is what defines them, the same way #resist defines those people. Normal people watch a film, then they go watch something else. Those nutters brood on it for a year, like they lost the election or something.
It’d actually be an interesting thing to study, I bet, since I feel like it’s the same phenomenon with different people, but encouraged and magnified by social media.
Do you know what Hell is, folks?
I’ll tell you what it is.
It’s a few dozen business lawyers, several of them drunk, doing karaoke at a bourbon tasting/dinner/get together.
If any of you are near southwest Florida and own a high caliber weapon, please put me out of my misery.
That does sound pretty bad. You cant pull a ‘Oh, look at the time! I have to go home and rearrange my sock drawer.’ and get the hell out of there?
fake a seizure. Put up a go fund me. Profit.
Have you considered using drugs?
Don’t ever change.
Repeat but totally adorbs.
God bless you, you magnificent bastard!
Scandinavians were brutal.
Goddamnit, there’s an event at Pimlico tonight. It’s about 2-3 miles from here, but this little grove of hills out here pick it up and echo it all over the place. It’s like your neighbors are all drunk and obnoxious.
Moar!
https://mobile.twitter.com/jasonkirell/status/1027949061423484931
Australia could use some of those, including many that breathe air and walk on land.
I once had a dwarf puffer. Watching him catch, shell, and eat snails was quite entertaining. Like this
Dayum.
OK, I’ve decided to try one of the new Netflix shows, Paradise PD. I’m three episodes in, and the first two were sloppy vulgar comedy. It works for background noise, but nothing I’d recommend to people. The third episode had three scenes that will probably get it in the news shortly. I’ll just leave these lines here:
Hannity: “OK, I’m not sure what to make of this. It appears that a black Trump supporter has mounted a morbidly obese Muslim transgendered member of the… NRA? While she’s performing an abortion on a pro-life pro-gay Nazi. We here at Fox support parts of this?”
Maddow: “I… I.. I don’t. I’m not. The rainbow is good, but not on a swastika, right? Can someone please connect this to Russia?! Anybody!”
If you’re looking for a serious recommendation, watch the Good Place. FFS, they have an episode that contains a brick joke about Kierkegaard.